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sacrilegious-skeletal-scribe · 3 years

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Oh. You finally made it out of the Amontillado Tunnel and into my subterranean abode. Warmest Apologies and Teethy Greetings, heretic.

This is a writing blog. I will post about mine own writing, early access to that fabled art, and occasionally the consumption of others’. Work that is, I don't have the infrastructure for other implications, flesh river notwithstanding.

I have been known to channel wild fits of passion into whatever notes application I have handy, and provide brand-new, barely edited content upon your bleeding eyes. Other times I will shitpost. The rest of the time I might be found conversing with the void geese in a fruitless attempt to stop them from eating my curtains, while tossing points of interest about the day's writing process over my aching shoulders.

And should my future self stumble upon this, allow me a brief reminder. Write as much as you can convince to crawl into the blistering sun. Create art as if no one is watching you through that open window, and your fingers are all your own. The dead are not known for their creative vigor.

If you are looking for a more fandom oriented vein in your feed, or perhaps stumbled upon me via my interactions with your fandom oriented posts, my current hyperfixations will manifest themselves in the side-blog I loiter in under the name of @unlicensed-wikipedia-distributor. Please visit should you have the time, the moral slip ‘n’ slide is open to all visitors, and the saccharine-cyanide worms get lonely otherwise.

Any and all writing posted upon thine hellgate should be tagged under ‘#turns out you can just say words and god can’t stop you’

Glorified prose is generally found under ‘#poetry’

If you have a want to watch someone yell into the void until it gets bored and leaves, ‘#tomes of a sacrilegious skeletal scribe’ contains any and all author and/or personal ramblings. please come back I promise I’ll stop talking about The Eyes That Follow Undetected, we can bake one of your recipes, i’m sorry

Previous void messages were left under the tag ‘#sin the ironic paladin speaks’, a name I have not heard in many a millennia, and the last who spoke it was trying to cut my fingers off, so if someone comes around asking after 327 charged cases of arson-theft, we’ve never heard of them

My drawing skills, left somewhat abandoned, yet impartial to the passage of time, may be accessed under ‘#turns out you can just draw pictures and god can’t stop you’

And if you’re fleeing from cross-plane deities hot on your smitable soul, consider checking out my Substack, for admittedly less content, but also less federal investigations! All posted content is accessible in the archive, and an email link paired with a thoughtful side of child’s disappointment will see you a bimonthly delivery on my very own bullshit, on a schedule and everything.

https://llwissmiller.substack.com/

I do hope you have found this intro helpful, but a guide through the abyss is company, if nothing else. Rage against unjust systems, and treat yourselves kindly, heretics. As always, to you.

#heretics i’ve done it i’ve cleaned it up #sin the ironic paladin speaks #tomes of a sacrilegious skeletal scribe #writing #guide #I hope this day sees you well #as for myself I am in the highest of spirits #these ghosts went through my entire stash and are now floating around my ceiling fan with red eyes #as always #to you

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salmonandsoup · 4 years

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do you ever accidentally spend three and a half hours dramatically reading and audio editing a shitpost? no? well, here’s what happens

i accidentally cut out a small sentence in the middle but hey it happens it still works

thank you @teaboot for letting me read this!

the post in question!

transcript and song list under the read-more!

Songs Used:

“O Fortuna” from Carmina Burana composed by Karl Orff (sung by James Levine and the Chicago Symphony Orchestra and Chorus)

“Killer” from the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable OST (composed by Yugo Kanno)

Transcription:

God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he’s in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he’s got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD’S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I’m overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun.

“Bhurr blur, I’m Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs”. Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he’s sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line.

And I know its irrational. That’s the worst part. I know he’s just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children’s movie, I know it doesn’t matter, I know I shouldn’t care. But that’s part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is altogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world’s array of sinners, and I can’t even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity’s saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck.

I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It’s EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it’s disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman

#voice acting #voiceover #dramatic reading #frozen #frozen 2 #olaf the snowman #salmonandsoup #teaboot #funny #lol #humor #comedy #drama #shitpost #rant #500+

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prismatic-bell · 3 years

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Hey kinderlach!

Sick of the saccharine? More into Krampus than Claus? Love that post about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer that’s like “deviation from the norm will be punished unless it’s exploitable”? Wish somebody else shared your sick sense of Christmas humor?

HI! MY NAME’S NINA!

And for the low, low price of “you have to ask and say please,” I will utterly ruin any Christmas song you like by pointing out its horrible undertones, themes, narrative inconsistencies, and whatever other utterly song-ruining things I stumble upon!

Yes, this sounds like a shitpost. No, it is not one. I enjoy literary criticism (the actual meaning of the word, not the “tear it all apart because reasons” meaning), and would deeply love to analyze this shit just to make it awful through actual analysis and deconstruction.

You’re welcome to throw something in my Ko-Fi as a little thank you, but it’s not necessary. (With that said, my computer is on its last leg, and I’m saving up for a new one, so if you do feel like throwing something in there, it’ll go directly into the Upgrade Me, Seymour computer fun.)

LET’S HAVE SOME FUN BY BEING AWFUL.

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steamedtangerine · 3 years

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Okay......

so I tend to get a tad weary when I notice a sudden upswing of random back posts I made get a huge insane surge of traffic to them.

In the last 12 hours, two separate posts attracted a high-volume of one-dimensional accounts-each trying to represent two radically and epitomized polarized lifestyles....many of these accounts had all the earmarks of being contrived, empty blogs or fake limited nonsense....many of them with long word salads or number sequences set into the name.

Sure enough, in a flurry of one-dimensional porn blogs, was one account (with numbers peppered in the name) that I investigated, and it didn’t take long for me to stumble across the most insane crap ever. It was a post they reblogged from a BS account going by “rwood2477″ (the confrontational tone in the header “I post what I want- no apologies” was a big giveaway if the numbers in the name wasn’t enough along with the boomer memes and generic cat content).

It claimed to be a “personal account” from a “trooper” who was assigned to handle the Capitol “protest”. This account was supposedly found in “The Newport News” (no link or source provided....by the way, Newport News is the name of a city not a news outlet) It was the most god-awful FOP puff piece ever scrawled. Such saccharine-saturated, jingoist-laden, leftist-/media-demonizing, vain babbling dipshittery! It tried to paint Trump supporters as showing up peacefully (with no clubs, zip-ties, bombs, guns, confederate flags, white supremacy regalia, no military regalia) and made sure to emphasize that the attendees were a thorough mix (HA!!) of whites, blacks, and Latinos, and that they were incredibly cordial and respectful to our police and left quietly. They used flowery terms about how it all “made their heart swell with pride” or how their “eyes filled with tears at the outpouring of support”. -and how the real villains were the BLM people who showed up (some in devil’s costumes?!) to cause mayhem.

Every bit of it dripped with lies. Like we are all to ignore all the massive imagery given to us from photos, extensive video coverage, and actual live reporting of the smoke, fires, rampaging, chants of kill, looting, vandalism, and demands for execution by all white, maskless thugs. Why even attempt it? Why go through all that effort to write such a lengthy schpiel of ackbasswards drivel?

Everyone knows now the indisputable facts, and all you guys are doing is making us hate what you’ve done all the more. It’s not even that effective at heightening the polarity of the situation if this was created from a third party trying to sow dissent.

It’s just a new low in brain damage.

It got a high count of notes (most of them all from accounts I already blocked long ago, as the note count was meager when I actually went to see who) and they were all from the same insular cadre of manufactured boomer meme, overly candid (name and photo), military-pumped, stock image, no avatar/content (empty). They were programmed to frame it all as a “BLUE LIVES” situation (almost all the responses were bot programmed emojis of patriotic support).

...anyway, if one wants a gross peek into the most extremist derangement into those who are so far removed from reality that they even attempt this kind of upside down propaganda, then track down that account and scope that shitpost (and don’t be afraid to report a few posts and block and few accounts on the way).

Luckily, Tumblr gives me a track record of who takes interest in my content, so I may get an idea of who needs to get cut-off.

#propaganda #idiocracy #Wise up Tumblr!

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tentative-wanderer · 3 years

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Hi, tentativewanderer, ..do you mind if I ask a few questions?

Who is your fav main couple in mxtx novels (wangxian or hualian or bingqiu)? And why?

Who are your fav side couple (don't have to be canon) in mxtx novels (in each of the 3 novels)? And why?

Sorry if you have answered the questions before...

Of course I don’t mind ^^

Favourite main couple: WangXian a number of years ago, HuaLian at the moment. Overall I don’t prefer either of these pairs over the other, it’s just that I’ve finally allowed MDZS to settle in the depths of my soul while TGCF is still roiling somewhere closer to the surface.

I like WangXian because Wei Wuxian is just that charismatic and Lan Wangji is a great match for his personality. (You can see how my focus is more on Wei Wuxian...)

I like HuaLian because Xie Lian is inspirational. Hua Cheng’s devotion is sweet, saccharine even, but it would be batty if the recipient weren’t someone as good as Xie Lian. (You can see how my focus is more on Xie Lian...) They make me feel like I need to be better. Yeah I know how HuaLian is also about loving someone regardless of the state they’re in, but I don’t think that translates into loving unconditionally, if we wanna get technical about it. I think that as long as one is capable of reason, having the will to give to others is a vital ingredient (among other factors, perhaps) in becoming worthy of the overwhelming amount of love that Xie Lian and Hua Cheng get.

Bingqiu is fun(ny) but I’m biased against Shen Yuan(’s laziness) so this pairing wasn’t and isn’t my fave 🤣 but I enjoyed the humour.

Favourite side couples:

SVSSS: QiJiu :) I love Shen Jiu, and I love the pairing’s hints/implications/not-too-subtle-subtlety: https://tentative-wanderer.tumblr.com/post/624462327370186752/here-are-my-favourite-heart-rending-tidbits-in. I wonder if such things were retained or got lost in translation. I never read more than a few passages of the English translation, so I don’t know. Anyway, the tragedy is tasty.

MDZS: Shuangdaozhang/SongXiao. I don’t always view them in a romantic light, I like how they’re friends too. They occupy a pleasant in-between spot on the friends-lovers spectrum; to me, their relationship doesn’t feel like it needs to/should be classified as one or the other. Its mere existence is valuable. Daozhang are zen like that :)

I like SongXiao because Xiao Xingchen is Nice. + nice contrast with Song Lan (XXC low laughing point, ie laughs easily, versus SL no laughing point, ie nothing is funny to him). + nice tragedy.

TGCF: I honestly didn’t sense any side pairings in TGCF. Other than Ling Wen/General Bai Jin, maybe 😆. Oh, there’s Feng Xin/Jian Lan and Pei Ming/Xuan Ji, but they’re a (surprisingly realistic and unromantic) tragedy and a disaster respectively, so...no.

Edit: wait. How could I forget my fic tagged Xie Lian/Misfortune (https://archiveofourown.org/works/28014660/chapters/68624541) and my Jun Wu pairings shitpost (https://tentative-wanderer.tumblr.com/post/639787500078071808/if-pairings-are-fckerfckee-then-tgcfs-hidden)? Those are my fave TGCF side couples.

#tgcf #mdzs #svsss #魔道祖师 #天官赐福 #人渣反派自救系统 #asks #my stuff

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sweet-like-saccharine · 1 year

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maybe i’m making up my ed for attention

nightmares about food

#saccharine shitposts #tw ed related #ed meme

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lightlorn · 4 years

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ABC- For Everyone

late festivities. ll accepting.

A : AFFECTION. how does your muse show affection?

Aerith: See, Aerith is a bit odd. She’s ultimately a good person, and a fantastic friend, but she’s very out of practice in letting others in and demonstrating her feelings. Part of this is her backstory, part of this is just the hard knock life she’s led. For the most part in canon, her affection is a little mischievous, a little chaotic, being the one that goes along with your wild ideas and giving her all to your aims. But it’s also thought, letters written and wishes made, the same care and attention she would give her garden. Aerith is not a woman that shows her affections easily, but is no less devoted once you get around her rougher edges.

Albel: He doesn’t. For the last nine years, Albel has not had a speck of affection in him for anything, living or dead or self. Even his once close bond to his deceased father has soured in his heart to a further reflection of his failures. Tenderness or adoration are beyond him. That said... I think he would display it in respect, or in curiosity. For a wicked man such as himself, simply taking the time to listen to another’s opinion or invest himself in their affairs is a great show of trust. I also think he would, over time, get more physical without getting violent, like a child just learning how to navigate the world. There is something simultaneously mature and overall boyish about this, which is why he does not let such sentiments rise to the surface.

Angela: She’s a healer, so it falls on her to want to take care of those she feels strongly for. Besides this, Angela is a taciturn woman, and I think she uses her words to great effect if someone can coax them from her. Whether she’s singing praises or taking someone to task, her voice will be used to demonstrate just what someone means to her. There’s also the possibility she will geek out about her hobbies and interests with someone who has won her affections, all too eager to get them up to speed so they can keep up with her interests. The act is repaid in kind, as she looks into her loved one’s interests and gains at least a rudimentary understanding of how it works or what it’s about. Catch her with lots of useless video game trivia to keep up with Hana, for example, or basic knowledge of bike maintenance for Mako.

Aria: A more in-depth answer can be found here.

Aqua: Oh my God Aqua is such a giver. It’s in her nature to mother others, to show her affection in gifts and in tender care for them. She’s all handmade gifts and homecooked food, deep concern tempered with constant support, the peak of team mom. While this is sometimes tempered by her self-righteousness, such as her worry for others manifesting as nagging, her heart is as ever in the right place. Her affections are also very self sacrificing, as she will take the fall for her loved ones without fail and try to take their burdens on as her own. At her best, her love is a gentle and homely thing, and at worst she will let it take everything she has so long as the object of her affection is alright.

Braska: Actions. Above all else, Braska is a man who acts. While his tongue is silvery and his heart too big for his own good, he is more of a doer than a talker. This is a man who turned his back on the church and his own lifelong training for the love of a foreign woman, and who later decided to lay down his own life to try and spare his daughter some pain. He spares Auron, in my telling, by leaving him behind out of love, though it does nothing to spare Auron in the long run. Even his taking a chance on Jecht is a leap of faith that pays off in the long run, and shows the depth of their bond. Even if he ought to think things out a little more thoroughly, he puts his money where his mouth is every time he feels strongly for someone.

Eraqus: Stern as he is, Eraqus has always shown his affection recklessly and sometimes in a very troublesome way. He is always willing to forgive and grant second chances, whether romantically as seen with Xehanort or as a matter of familial affinity, as seen with Terra. He puts care into everything he does for those who have won his loyalty, and works to show it in his own ways -- the time he offers others, and the encouragement he shows them. As a younger man, I think he was far more open about his affection, and more physical about it as well. He was less judgmental then, too, and as part of his adulthood affection he is at least willing to hear out those who disagree with him rather than shutting them down completely.

Gwynevere: Honesty and physical affection are the cornerstones of Gwynevere’s genuine affections. She puts forth the face of the all loving goddess, but her real love is shown in simply being herself around another person. She won’t beat around the bush or try to trick others, only show them how she really feels for them and those around them. She is also liberal with physical affection, anything from a touch of the hand to an embrace, and for lovers there is an ever-present sensual element from a woman who must always be above such things in the public eye.

Inessa: Inessa is actions and giving, to be honest. She shows affection for her community by being an ever present sentinel in Lowtown, ready to help as she is needed or sees need. Diligence is what makes affection in her eyes, the time and effort put into others sure to be repaid even if she does not work for that reason. Faithful as she is, she puts goodwill and prayers without actual attempts to see your desires made reality in low regard, something that has led to a lot of her friction with the Chantry of late.

Invi: Reserved as she is, Invi’s presence alone is one way she shows her affections. If she likes you, she will tolerate being around you for longer than is strictly necessary, and without any ulterior motives to boot. Being observant, she might also ensure little tokens or treats are left where the person she cares for can access them, never owning up to these things but responsible all the same. There’s also the chance she invite someone into her personal space or day and that is when you know you have made it with her.

Isa: This is actually very hard to answer because in canon, we see his affection as a child manifesting in ‘I am going to roast you alive but also I will go along with your dumbass idea because I love you’ and as a Nobody in displays of great possessiveness and rage. His actions towards Lea/Axel have always been a little antagonistic, but to what degree varies between his state of being. I think he might be the kind of person who shows his affinity in time spent together and being easily compelled into whatever the other person wants. Given my take on his backstory, I think he’s emotionally stunted even putting aside his inhuman rage issues, and so he’s not entirely sure what to do to show how he feels about others on any positive level.

Kokoro: Local Blue Blood Lets Down Her Defenses In Show of Trust, Lets Herself Be Human and Make Mistakes. But seriously, Kokoro is a person who is all about appearances and keeping up a front, so her affection comes more in letting others see her be more down to earth and laid back. I have said before that she shows her love in being able to admit she doesn’t know something, but it’s also in admitting she’s wrong or made some mistake. The sins of the father have definitely influenced her to channel her affections in a more healthy way, and acknowledge those moments where she lets the people she cares for down.

Roxas: Ice cream and fighting a cult. No literally. The boy is a trained child soldier whose only brushes with softness involve eating sweet snacks with other child soldiers, former or otherwise. This is what he was taught friendship is. He’s got to figure out for himself the shape his affection takes when he’s not fighting a war.

Shizuka: Flashing cash and offered favors. Shizuka’s got shaky identity and self-worth ideals, so they fall back on using their resources to reward those who get close to them sincerely. Some who are very close to them get more genuine shows of affection, the ability to hold them or be held, and heart to heart conversations, but for the most part Shizuka is the kind to pull strings rather than get into any ‘sappy shit.’

Zevran: I swear I am not shitposting, flanderizing, or making fun of him, but how doesn’t Zevran show affection? Realistically, though, he’s very protective with those he cares for, and tends to let them in a little deeper to see the mess he is under the ladykiller facade. He can be something of a good person for them, and that’s the most he can give. He’s still a little too broken to fully form an idea of how to show affection that isn’t saccharine or bombastic.

B : BOUQUET. does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?

Aerith: She absolutely adores flowers. Her people are tied to the planet itself, and the ebb and flow of life is shown so beautifully in flowers. She tends to some both as a hobby and to make some money, and so she’s very attached to them. She adores lilies best of all.

Albel: Once given a flower by a female peer of his fathers, immediately bit it off of the stem. He’s from a harsh winter environment backed up against desolate flatland and mountain ranges, so he is unused to them in any capacity. Still mesmerized by the red spider lily.

Angela: They’re alright, but not really a priority. She’s so used to hospital flowers that the appeal is kind of lost, though she might still hang a few cheaper bouquets on her desk to try and spruce the area up. Show her a proper Alpine bellflower and you might get a nostalgic smile out of her.

Aria: Like might not be the right word, but Aria is certainly aware of various herbs and flowers from the Koccari Wilds to the edge of the Free Marches. She appreciates them as tools, but is not much of an aesthetic admirer. Is fascinated by the vandal aria for which she was named.

Aqua: The land varieties are just fine, but her love for flowers lies in the watery blossoms. She studied them extensively as a child and knows basically everything there is to know about them. Unsurprisingly, she loves the lotuses that grow on the Land of Departure.

Braska: He was never much of a man to stop and smell the roses before his Pilgrimage, so he often overlooked flowers. He’s not very well educated on the different types, but they’re pretty enough.

Eraqus: Coming from a world that was a winter wonderland, Eraqus is absolutely enamored with flowers. His master’s daughter had a balcony garden that was his favorite place to go and decompress after a long day. He is fond of morning glories above all.

Gwynevere: The princess oversees the maintenance of Anor Londo’s vast garden during its glory days. She is a friend to every flower she meets and knows how to care for any variety. Scandalously, her heart belongs to the moonflower for deeply personal reasons.

Inessa: Good flowers are hard to come by Kirkwall, at least for women of her station. The most she has seen of them has come through her work as an apothecary. For this reason, she has decided the marigold is her favorite.

Invi: As the local font of mystical and magical wisdom, Invi is well acquainted with many different plants. The language of flowers is one in which she is fluent, though it has little bearing in her choice of favorite. It’s the water hyacinth, for those interested.

Isa: The man is a Radiant Garden native. There is no conceivable way he escaped being a fan of flowers. Of the many species found on his homeworld, he just had to be enchanted by a dangerous one -- wolf’s bane.

Kokoro: Her mother is aforementioned master’s daughter from Eraqus’ answer. She could never have escaped being educated and invested in flowers. Of the many that her mother grew in her garden, Kokoro gained an affinity for foxglove.

Roxas: He doesn’t know a lot about flowers, admittedly. There wasn’t a lot of time to stop and smell them during his missions, and Marluxia was unbearable even on his best behavior. He feels drawn towards the forget-me-not for reasons he cannot immediately pinpoint.

Zevran: If a poison can be made from it or a message conveyed with it, Zevran is aware of it. He’s learning how to appreciate flowers for just being flowers the longer he’s a free agent. And he’s a cliche who just adores a red rose.

C : CHOCOLATE. does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

Aerith: It’s ok, but a little out of her budget. Whatever is cheapest gets her vote.

Albel: First had chocolate on the Diplo. It churned his stomach. Disgusting.

Angela: Yes, but only a rich European style or she’s not touching it.

Aria: Humans are out of their gods damned minds thinking this tastes good.

Aqua: As a connoisseur of desserts, absolutely. Loves a good white chocolate.

Braska: Has never heard of chocolate in his life.

Eraqus: Patron saint of sweet teeth. Milk chocolate or don’t talk to him.

Gwynevere: It’s human food and she’s not a plebeian.

Inessa: Had some once as a child. It’s now way out of her budget but she dreams.

Invi: More fond of chocolate products. Loves hot chocolate.

Isa: His body is a temple and only cheat days permit a chocolate/nuts candy bar.

Kokoro: Eh. Not a huge sweets person, but a rich chocolate cake has her number.

Roxas: If it’s not sea salt ice cream don’t fuckin talk to him.

Zevran: Thinks Aria is fucking crazy and any chocolate is good chocolate.

#OH GOD I'LL TAG IT ALL LATER. JESUS. I AM LACKING SO MANY TAGS.#withinycu

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will-o-the-waste · 4 years

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it’s been a while, but i finally have my blog set up for posting again! I changed my url from saccharine-hyena-queen. This one fits better, because I’m trash and i love to shitpost!

obviously, there’s been some significant changes to my kin experience. I’ve discovered several new kintypes in the two years that I haven’t been posting, the biggest one currently being a species of fairy I made myself led in part by the experiences surrounding one unknown (now known) kintype in particular. Most of the content I’ve made on the species is based on the furry representation of them (because my only hobby is being a furry) but i do have some information about me specifically not presented through a furry lens on my kin page, linked in my bio. However, most of what is presented on the species site is applicable to the “real” “animal” that is my kintype. I might add a section for fairy real on the site if i decide to get off my butt and do it, but for now, if you want to know more you must either channel your inner furry to understand or, even better, ask me yourself!

Due to the nature of my kintype, i’m adding a little bit of witchcraft content to the blog, and a lot of it is going to be aesthetic posts because... well, when I stopped posting back in 2015, then 2016, then 2017, it was because i’d pretty much said everything I had to say! Obviously, having dipped into the idea of fictionkin and been part of other kin communities on other sites, i have a broader range of experience with ideas to talk about, but The basis of otherkin has been pretty heavily discussed in my blog’s distant pages, so i hope you like pretty pictures! Because that’s gonna be a lot of what you see here. I’m going to make plenty of original posts, though, so you’ll get plenty of the shulii content that all ~500 of you followed me for literal years ago! Except I’m going by Nem now, and there’s magic this time. Enjoy!

Also, kinnie isn’t a slur!

~ Mama shulii Idiot gay cousin Nem

#otherkin #therian #therianthropy #faekin #fairykin #forestkin #i'm back bitches #if anyone still says kinnie is a slur jsut hit em with that Ok Kinnie bc it's literally jsut 'boomer' for otherkin #fursonakin #holy shit that's a tag? YEET

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arbitrarygreay · 6 years

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hot take

actually I don't really get the Uchouten Love hype it doesn't really have the elements I talk about in the last post, any technical difficulty to balance against the cutesy I mean, yes, Tsunku wahoos forever, but that's stolen from Honey Pie anyways so (Non-shitposting: S/mileage is actually a perfect further demonstration of the things I talked about in the last post. Especially 4nin was already inherently at a very high level of cute, so saddling them with EVEN MORE cutesy and high-energy songs took them over into saccharine territory. I will never stop stanning for Asu Wa Date, where they were allowed to be wistful and cool, which only made their cuteness land with more impact. Meanwhile, the old cutesy S/mileage songs are indeed making that turn around the long term bend now, because Angerme isn't about cute at the core, but craaaaaaazy energy, so you get that balance again...which ironically is what made Honey Pie so good)

#s/mileage #angerme #category: idols #uchouten love doesn't even have the rhythm fun that pyokultra does hrmpf

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toerisdivine · 3 years

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#2 WFLYTD - Six Impala

Genre: Hyperpop

Don’t open that package!

The early months of 2020 were a pretty fun time to be into underground music. My last year’s list topper, 1000 gecs, had been out long enough and snowballing in popularity for music lovers to be looking for the next gecs, and this label was casually being applied to every high energy band releasing albums with any interesting combination of genres. Two that I listened to were by Stice and Yufi, and while I don’t love either album, I loved how much they had the gecs energy without sounding like a carbon copy.

From my perspective, April 24th’s Square Garden was the sendoff to the wild west of gecalikes: The biggest names of PC music, Dog Show Records, and similar sounding friends coming together for a wild night of remixes, mashups, shitposts, and monster hyperpop bangers. The night soared so high that the sequel, Lavapalooza, was almost certainly doomed to live in its shadow. Despite what should have been the bigger and better concert, most of the new acts and plenty of the old acts seemed like they were trying to copy the “formula” of Square Garden instead of making the new book for Lavapalooza. (To be fair to PC Music, they tried going full ambient for this concert, which, ehh. At least they tried.) That being said, with all the artists present, there were bound to be a few that stood out. I was told to look at Six Impala’s set after the fact, and while most of it was just okay there was a super nasty bass drop that left me needing to check out more.

Good idea, past me, because this album rules. It’s definitely in the mold of modern, post Square Garden Hyperpop, but there are a lot of things that make this unlike any other release in the genre. For starters, Six Impala is a collective of electronic musicians whose expertise range from dubstep to glitch, and having six established solo producers of different styles invariably leads to an eclectic album. If you’re into electronic music for the sick drops, this album has you covered. Gnasty drops appear on “Toy Car,” “SWEETSWEETSWEETLIKEBUBBLEGUM,” and “STARSHINE.” More extreme forms of dance music are covered by “LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE,” a full on gabber song, and “EPSILON LOVE” which may not have a full drop, but is covered with screechy synth lines sure to tickle year ears, and it even ends with a breakcore section.

Now you’re thinking, “Sure, drops are good, but this is hyperpop. Are these drops incorporated into songs that will be running through my head for days,” and the answer is of course, yes. I chose the phrasing of that hypothetical for a reason after all. The aforementioned “Toy Car” was one of the catchiest songs of the year, and it’s hard to deny the sugary gloss that is “candy painted nails.” The vocals on this album feel like a further stretch of the established hyperpop style; instead of using autotuned singers it sounds like it’s pitch shifting manipulated text to speech samples. It makes the saccharine parts of the album even more likely to give you diabetes. The album itself revolves around “SWEETSWEETSWEETLIKEBUBBLEGUM,” a song with a singalong “repeat after me” chorus that quickly turns sinister, like most of this album.

Oh yeah, I guess I forgot to mention the hidden dark side of this album. This is a concept album about creepy dentists. “Toy Car,” is about taking full control of other people, “SWEETSWEETSWEETLIKEBUBBLEGUM” includes lines about all your teeth falling out as well as gums smacking together asmr, and the following song “tying bows to each of your teeth” opens with a sinisterly cute voice threatening to steal all your teeth before turning into a lounge music section complete with drill sounds and people screaming. Lounge music actually comes up a good amount here, as it also composes the first interlude “spare your enamel, she needs it more than you,” and the beat of “Toy Car” samples the wii shop music drums.

While there are certainly more types of music that appear on this album I could cover, like the heavy guitar riff in the opener or the glitchy A. G. Cook type beats that appear at the end of the album, the most distinct that I haven’t seen used in hyperpop is the 10 minute sound collage song that serves as the epilogue to the album. It’s centered around the idea of channel surfing various radio stations on, unfortunately*, OMNI Radio. You get some metalcore, weird game shows, and weirder commercials. It’s bizarre and honestly not necessary listening to enjoy the album, but to be honest if sound collage is the future of Hyperpop I’m not complaining.

Now remember, don’t open that package!

Must Hear: Toy Car, SWEETSWEETSWEETLIKEBUBBLEGUM, EPSILON LOVE

Recommended For: People looking to get over their fear of dentists, Hyperpop stans

*Omnipony was a member of the band at the time, and has since stepped down after confirming allegations of sexual misconduct involving a 12 year old. If I had a nickel for every canceled anthropomorphic animal musician I talked about on this year’s top ten, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

#hyperpop #six impala #aoty #music

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whiterosebrian · 6 years

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Open Letter to Noah “Spoony” Antwiler

Spoony,

Years ago, like many other people frequenting the World Wide Web, I used to watch your videos with amusement. I remember your comedic reviews of poorly-made movies and videogames, your Doctor Insano, your collaborations with other comedic reviewers, and your retrospective of the Ultima computer games. Gradually, though, you posted fewer and fewer videos. I found out that you are far more active on Twitter. Soon, though, I realized that there were problems.

I understand that you have suffered from bipolar disorder and depression. I understand you have increasingly struggled to make a solid living for yourself after your popularity waned. I understand that you have gone through personal hardships. It's also quite clear that the election of His Most Supreme Imperial Majesty Donald John Trump has further upset you.

Yes, I too have been upset with Trump and his fellow-travelers. As a Catholic Christian I am further upset with the fact that Trump pandered to self-appointed Defenders of the Faith and Defenders of Life and Family to gain power and feed his own greed and vanity. I am upset with right-wing Christians who support the famously egomaniacal and decadent Trump over a pope who genuinely tries to spark reform in the institutional Catholic Church so that it can show a true Culture of Life.

I know that you are agnostic, even atheistic. I know that you are likely to stop reading this simply because of “god-talk”. Please hear me out. For a good while I have considered writing this letter to you. I am writing and posting this now because this is the tail end of Advent, a liturgical season meant mostly for preparation for Christmas. Much like Lent, it is penitential in character, which includes doing good works. I wanted to do a few more good works before Advent ends. I figured one of those good works should be reaching out to you.

I will concede that you raise important and challenging questions about the Christian religion. Is the Christian religion truly based on love, or is it based on fear and hate? What kind of God allows innocents to suffer and criminals to prosper? Does religiosity uplift flesh-and-blood humans or crush them? I don’t have the competence to answer those in any great depth. I also don’t know what I can offer as hard evidence that my faith in God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit motivates me to cultivate humility and compassion to whatever degree I can in my weakness. I have a long and difficult history of searching for truth, goodness, and beauty, so I won’t delve into that here. I don’t want to ramble about myself—I want to address you as a fellow human being, a fellow child of God.

In between silly “shitposts” you have shown anger and frustration with your life and current events. Whenever Trump has demonstrated his admittedly potentially massively lethal incompetence and macho posturing, you have posted something along the lines of, “we are all going to die”. I have previously sent messages warning you to not give into the despair. Yes, Trump and his fellow-travelers are potentially dangerous. That is why so many people, instead of simply despairing, are doing whatever they can to oppose such forces.

The despair that you have shown can only make things worse when you are depressed and bipolar. I have seen some webpages and videos criticizing the turns that you have taken in public after your popularity faded. Those pages have talked about your angry behavior towards people who rub you the wrong way, whether intentionally or not, and your refusal to get medical help or do general self-care. They have even expressed concern that you might commit suicide or die from your assorted medical problems. I don’t want their grimmest predictions to be proven right.

I dare not pretend to be even remotely similar to a great sage. I am simply a man seeking truth, goodness, and beauty—and that includes offering whatever help I can to others. May I try to offer help to you?

You can start by examining your daily lifestyle. Is it true, as some folks have said, that you merely sit in front of a few different screens in your house? Do you need to go out more often? You should certainly see if there is some counselor of any sort who might talk with you and guide you through your problems. It may be that medical bills are too much for you—in which case, I may suggest taking a leap of faith—no pun intended, I promise—and seeing a priest or a rabbi or an imam.

More importantly, look at what is in your heart. What do you value? What dreams do you have? What kind of legacy do you want to leave? What do you love? Whom do you love? Do you have love to give? There may be a remote possibility that you have let your snarky sensibilities devolve into deep-seated cynicism towards the world. It is definitely quite possible that you need to figure out how to let go of your negativity.

My own issues that I mentioned earlier do bother me, but I know that I can’t afford to let them eat me alive. I seek truth, goodness, and beauty. I seek to cultivate compassion and humility. Even though I have problems stemming from my autism, I still try to show care towards others and I also try to create beautiful or at least nice-looking things. I have dreams of eventually creating grand works of art—though in the meantime, as part of a beginning effort to crawl out of a years-long depressive state, I’m focusing on further developing my storytelling voice through role-playing games.

Spoony, perhaps you need to turn your inner life around. Perhaps you need to begin cultivating a sense of compassion and charity. Perhaps you need to begin thinking of religion—or even simple spiritualism—not as a poor attempt to explain away various phenomena but as a serious human effort to discover the transcendent within life and within the world and beyond. Perhaps you need to focus not on throwing snarky jokes at stupid and banal junk but on finding and creating beautiful things. Perhaps you need to make occasional donations to charitable organizations.

I say all this because I want to offer whatever help I can to a suffering soul. I don’t know how you will respond, even if at all. This is a time for fostering peace and good will—not in the saccharine sense of so many commercial Christmas songs and cartoons, but in the sense of acknowledging and working through real pain and real sadness. The key is to get through the darkness, not stagnating within it. Consider what I have said to you. Give it long and careful and maybe prayerful thought. Take whatever steps can to escape your inner pain before it destroys you.

With sincerity and concern,

Brian

#noah antwiler #the spoony experiment #spoony #the spoony one #open letter

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