#sam/ned

[countslimeula]

"Feeling more human and hooked on her flesh,

I lay my heart down with the rest at her feet.

Fresh from the fields, all fetor and fertile -

It's bloody and raw, but I swear it is sweet"

So... Sam and Ned huh?

[dangerous-tangerine]

alright.... whos gonna write Sam/Ned fic which one of you will grace us with the CONTENT TM

Please I am BEGGING

[going-ghosty]

So Sam hid the fact that she was rich because she didn't want to make fake friends and Valerie found out how fake her friends were when her father lost his job. And yet the show does nothing with this. Why don't they talk more??

[atomheartz]

someone on twitter said that this ned fulmer stuff might lead to video essays on the death of the wife guy and i wanna say on here what i said on twitter:

i really would like to see an analysis of this. like we have such an 'i hate my wife' culture that when we see men not hating their wives, and we all know it's the bare minimum, it's still so refreshing and that's weird.

like when we see men, especially white men, simply liking their wives, and they gain praise for it, they absolutely take it and run with it. like loving your wife is the bare minimum???? it's what you should have been doing this whole time???? from the time she was your gf to your wedding day and beyond, you should love your wife!

[munchboxart]

Sam & Max

[lislemons]

asoiaf characters as posts that remind me of them part 12

[milfdarthrevan]

Ned Coates: is this a barbarian warrior?

[guest-1-2-3]

so. never consumed any mcu content whatsoever. however i have recently stumbled upon peter parker/harley keener fanfics, went down a rabbit hole, and am now obsessed with their dynamic and i realized i have just fallen into the trap of another blond + southerner + sarcastic + calls-his-boyfriend-darlin’ + infinitely supportive + big fucking nerd x incredibly traumatized + sarcastic + italian + orphan + definitely-started-saving-the-world-too-young + big fucking nerd ship. i am nothing if not predictable

[darkfire359]

Absolutely cackling at the “best OFMD ship (voter fraud encouraged)” poll results.

I swear the entire thread is gold.

Good job evil!Stede and evil!Ed!

OP including an edit for basically every single placing is also great.

I hadn’t known this was a thing people shipped but it makes sense.

I did actually vote for this one, for all the good my single normal, non-bot vote did here!

[mastersoftheair]

Radio Times | 27 January - 2 February 2024

[curarems]

You ever think about Ned Coates who knew John Keel and then there comes this impostor claiming to be him and he's all wrong and angrier and scowling and everyone is captivated by his every word. He comes in, takes over and walks around the place and picks it apart, turns it around 180°. People seem to like him.

But... He is not Keel. The name isn't his to bear. Who does he think he is? What side is he playing? Winder? Snapcase? Are all his actions a farce? Another of his lies, to trap those who don't know better?

Where's John Keel, his John Keel?

Ned sees Carcer, and he sees what he is doing, and he sees what the so-called Keel is doing.

And he knows which is wrong. Is this betrayal? What would Keel think, Ned supporting a man stealing his name?

But it doesn't matter. They all die the same.

And maybe... Maybe this man isn't Ned's Keel, but he will fight beside him anyway.

[ashipwreckcoast]

[demonbunnii]

some expression sheet stuff i did....

[memorymeblog]

[namesarehard11]

Okay, but don’t tell me this crossover couldn’t have happened.

[imposterogers]

idk why marvel is so obsessed with taking away all the supporting characters that literally help define who the main characters are & their stories