#sarah x luther

[krisartsimp16]

[shmilestprower]

Luther x Sarah Headcanons because fuck it, they're cute together. because I ship them. One of two headcanons and universes where she dates Luther and a seperate universe headcanon, where she dates yours truly, Secret History Tails.

Sarah/Needlemouse Headcanons:

Let's start with Ms. Henderson, shall we? And her headcanon in this relationship with Luther. She's bisexual in this universe, so it works.

- To describe her in a relationship, it's YANDERE. Much like me. Heh. And clingy!

- She ABSOLUTELY will do anything, and I mean literally anything to get Luther to notice her. And to love her.

- In this canon, Sarah never meant to torture Luther. And only brought him to the Sega game realm, so they can reunite. Shocking right?

- Sarah loves Luther in every way possible.

- They were a couple when human! Polyamorous with Lily, Sarah knew Luther accidentally killed her. And immediately when she became Needlemouse, forgave him.

- Shocking twist, Sarah is Thomas' biological mother. As Luther is 28 and Sarah is 32. In this canon. She ABSOLUTELY loves her son, and would give the world to him.

- She is ALWAYS by Luther's side. You never see him without her, she often switches between her Needlemouse and Sarah forms. But she always loves Luther.

- Sarah worships Luther, and will literally dedicate her life to him. Whatever it is he wants, Sarah gets it done.

- Always interested in her beloved's topics.

- She's very interested in history, and often enjoys talking about it to Luther.

- She is definitely one to rub Luther's X across his chest. Liking the feeling of it.

- In order to redeem herself of her torture of Luther, Sarah began protecting him. She's aware that his death could happen again so she's protecting him.

- If she accidentally hurt Luther. She would NOT know what to do with herself.

- She cares deeply for Luther, who means so much to her. Like he was her best friend, she cared a lot for him when they were human.

- She is paranoid about Luther's mental health, and always has to check up on him. She worries she may be the cause of it. So Luther has to assure her, she isn't. Sarah also often is close to having slight anxiety or panic attacks. But calms down.

- If she cannot be around Luther at the very moment for whatever reason, she'll probably stalk him. Which, kind of reminds me of myself. Sarah feels relieved when stalking Luther, that way she knows Luther is ok, and he isn't hurt, or cheating on her with another girl. Although she knows him too loyal and faithful to do so.

- Whenever Luther feels guilt, and begins to have either a mental breakdown or existential moment. He often sobs. Sarah will hug him tight, assuring him it's going to be ok, she hums to him to soothe him. She often switches between human and her Sonic form. But prefers the latter. As it fits with Luther as Tails.

It often shows even evil has loved ones.

Luther Jamie Artwright Headcanon:

Ah, Luther. Sarah's senpai! Maybe my older brother? 👀? Shall we begin. Because the canon gets wild.

Headcanon:

- Luther already has to go through the draining process of dating this absolute sadist, so he's often drained. And tired out of energy often. So Sarah has to check up on him constantly. If he slept well, how he's doing, if he's ok and if he took proper care of himself and maintaining an healthy diet.

- Mostly tired, like a lot. Because of how much energy he is drained of, from dating Sarah. Although it's not like Luther gives a shit. As he has suffered and endured worse. So being tired isn't the worst thing he suffered.

- Corny, but he's optimistic. And a very, bold and opportunistic person, willing to take risks for Sarah and Tom. Daring too. Apeshit also. But he's also somewhat careless.

- He's often one to try and keep telling himself that he never meant to kill Sarah.

- Luther is a extremely independent and bold person, but he's also a badass.

- He feels extreme guilt over Sarah's death. Blaming himself, and was close to committing suicide over it until Sarah rekindled their relationship.

- He's definitely the sort of one who cover Sarah with his cape. Picture it as a big blanket.

- He often is the one to make dinner, and is very gentle with Sarah and caring.

- Very loving and sweet, despite being a no joking guy.

- He often enjoys watching Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul or the Apprentice or Sopranos. Drags Sarah to watch it.

- Luther mostly has a protein diet, as mentioned. He is drained of a shit ton of energy from dating Sarah. So protein keeps his energy up. And he's not having the wind knocked out of him.

- Inherited slight insanity from the torture of Sarah (unintentionally).

- ALWAYS wants to spend time by Sarah and Thomas. Wanting it to feel like forever. Picture him as a family oriented man.

- If ever away from Sarah, and or Thomas. Luther would get shit done, fast as possible to be by his son's side. And his girlfriend's side. Since he loves them so much.

- Luther absolutely loves Sarah as much as she does with him, minus the yandere side.

- Sometimes, Luther does question the morality and the actions of what Sarah does. But still, nonetheless, he loves her.

- Luther has a slight Secret History Tails (me) part of him, where due to his slight insanity. The fox will murder ANYONE who tries flirting with Sarah. Luther's insanity is spawned from unintentional torture by Sarah. And much like Sarah, this little hypocrite will stalk her if he can't be around her for whatever reason.

- Luther does not love Michael, being only loyal and faithful to Sarah. He actually misses Lily, and tries his best to keep tabs.

It pays off the genuine love of the unexpected bond.

[kittygamer2888]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

*chrisma-fies your exe*

[multi-fandomsfreak]

Could you do needlemouse with a reader who is wheelchair bound

Needlemouse/Sarah with wheelchair user reader

This mostly going to take place before the whole murder incident so yeah (if you want some on after the incident then please message me and I’ll do a part 2) also I heard that the term wheelchair bound isn’t the best way to describe someone who uses a wheelchair and people prefer not to be referred to as that so i’ll just be using wheelchair user (if I’m incorrect then please tell me but as far as I’m aware of this is what i saw). ~Blaze/Dawn

Part 2

Pronouns: Not Mentioned

Warning: ⚠️Mentions of being discriminated against + slight reference to Sarah’s death⚠️

Requested: Yes/No

Characters: Needlemouse/Sarah + Luther + Michael + Martin

Proofread: ❌

Credits: Art by 789god on Pinterest + Banner by livyq_ on Pinterest

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- Just like her other friends Luther, Martin and Michael you two met some point before college or some point during your first year of college. I’d like to think that you two met and became friends because you were having trouble getting around on your wheelchair. When she came up to you and asked to help you, at first you were a little hesitant about wanting her help, not because you didn’t trust her, you just didn’t want to bother her. Eventually you let her help you since you didn’t really have a choice to which she did actually help you.

- Despite her being described to ‘walk all over’ people (whether this is true or not because on the wiki it said that either Sarah did actually do this while intoxicated/sober or Martin and Micheal said this when drunk themselves) she has been described as a genuine caring person when she was around Luther at least. I can possibly imagine her being the same around you. The reason why I can see this is mostly due to the setting they were born in the analog horror which was during the 1900’s - 2000’s which was known for people who are ‘different’ being discriminated against for example people who are apart of the lgbtq+ community (like Sarah) and people who were disabled. Although I’m not sure that Sarah has openly admitted to other people besides her friends that she was in a same-sex relationship, she has seen how people who were like her were being treated and she was concerned what might happen to her if people found out. Due to this I can imagine her having some sort of sympathy for you due to you being disabled and being shamed for being in a wheelchair.

- Adding on from the previous sentence, if she did see you being discriminated against she’ll stand up for you, although she may or may not get into full on fights with people but she'll definitely tell them off until they give up and leave you alone. After this she’ll go up to you to see if you're alright and apologise if she was too ‘loud’ to which you said that she was fine and that you appreciated her standing up for you.

- Since you were friends with Sarah it would probably be obvious that you are also friends with Luther, Martin and Micheal. I’d like to imagine that they are like Sarah in terms of helping you since they are friends with someone who is also in the same situation as you just in a different way and just like Sarah will stand up for you if you're being bullied for being disabled. Some might be more open to violence some not but regardless they make sure that whoever is hurting you stops.

- When it comes to doing other activities Sarah as well as the others will always make sure that you were included in whatever they were doing and not left out. If you ever need help with something they’ll help you with it and find ways to incorporate whatever they are doing in a way so you can join.

- Sometimes Sarah likes to take you to an isolating place with her (with your permission of course) and use this as an opportunity to chat about what has happened recently and relax for a while and maybe she'll tell you some stories from when she was a child or situations with her girlfriend. She might even have some things that both you and her like.

- Overall despite Sarah sometimes having her moments she is a decent person to be around well before the incident at least.

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[girljeremystrong]

books about dads and about family and about complicated feelings

FICTION

they're going to love you by meg howrey: carlisle goes back to greenwich village to her father's house and finds herself dealing with her complicated feelings towards her dad.

foster by claire keegan: a story about a young girl who's sent to live with another family and founds a love she wasn't familiar with before.

the namesake by jhumpa lahiri: most beautiful novel by our gratest author about the son of immigrants from calcutta growing up in america.

east of eden by john steinbeck: the nobel prize winning greatest story of a father growing two very different boys in california.

still life by sarah winman: ulysses finds himself with a child and chooses to become the best man he can for her (and they move to italy).

unlikely animals by annie hartnett: emma's dad has a mysterious brain disease so she drops out of med school and goes back home. it's a delightful story.

the family chao by lan samantha chang: a retelling of the brothers karamazov set in a modern day chinese restaurant in america.

the incredible winston browne by sean dietrich: sheriff browne recieves some bad news and suddenly he finds himself taking care of a runaway girl who doesn't speak.

we begin at the end by chris whitaker: duchess is only a kid but she takes care of her little brother with all she has even when circumstances keep getting worse and worse.

razorblade tears by s. a. crosby: two black men are killed and their fathers, who always had trouble accepting their sexualities, decide to get justice.

the sweetness of water by nathan harris: in the waning days of the civil war two brothers find refuge with a couple in a farm.

salvage the bones by jesmyn ward: esch's brothers and her dad in the 12 days before during and after hurricane katrina. a modern classic and one of the most beautiful books ever.

the patron saint of liars by ann patchett: in a kentucky home for unwed mothers, a woman meets a man and can't escape her past.

homeland elegies by ayad akhtar: a very personal story of a man and his father dealing with feelings of dispossession and belongings. again one of the best books in the world.

NON-FICTION

the three mothers by anna malaika tubbs: the story of the three women who raised and shaped martin luther king jr., malcolm x and james baldwin.

how to say babylon by safyia sinclair: a memoir of a childhood shaped by a volatile father.

beautiful country by qian julie wang: after moving from china to the usa young qian finds a place among books as her family struggles to adapt to their new home as undocumented immigrants.

between the world and me by ta-nehisi coates: a black father shares his fears for his son growing up in current day america.

[soulful-rodent]

Which song from Vs. Sonic.exe seems the most fitting to Bonnie, in your opinion?

I'm infinitely biased towards Endless, but now that I think about it...Maybe Roundabout? 20 years old, college [I HAVEN'T WATCHED NEEDLE MOUSE IN A BIT, I THINK SARAH, LUTHER, AND THE OTHERS WERE IN COLLEGE], and pulled into another world?

Maybe Cycles, as Lord X pulls your soul into his game

[flickynightdarkness]

My Full Comfort Characters List

Oggy, Olivia (Oggy & The Cockroaches)

SpongeBob, Sandy Cheeks, Gary The Snail, Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Hello Kitty, My Melody, Cinnamoroll (Sanrio)

Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Shy (Little Miss)

Mr Quiet, Little Miss Giggles (Mr Men Show)

CookieSwirlC, Jaiden Animations, Dawko, Rageminer, REU Music Channel (YouTubers)

Chudd Chudders & DangerGrid Of Doom (Skatoony)

Jigglypuff, Eevee, Darkrai, Alice, Alicia, Iris, Sylveon (Pokémon)

Rosalina, Boo, Count Bleck, Tippi, Peach, Daisy (Mario)

Mario, Yoshi, Luigi (Mario/DIC Cartoons)

Cream, Chao, Orbot, Cubot, Zavok, Zazz, Dr Eggman, Vector, Chip, Tails Doll (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Sonic, Tails (Sonic/AOSTH)

Poppet, Dr Strangeglove, Baby Rox, Captain Squirk, Jeepers, Kissy, Shishi (Moshi Monsters)

Hanazuki, Yellow Hemka, Pink Hemka, Light Blue Hemka (Hanazuki)

Charles Calvin, Reginald Copperbottom, Right Hand Man, Dmitri Petrov (Henry Stickmin)

Mama (Cooking Mama)

Pusheen The Cat

Shirousa & Kurousa (Sugar Bunnies)

Pipsqueak (The Lorax)

Mushi Sanban, Numbuh 9/Maurice, Father/Benedict Wigglestein & Monty Uno/Numbuh 0 (Codename: Kids Next Door)

Bubble (BFDI)

Winner (TPOT)

X, Cake (BFB)

Orbulon (Warioware)

Kirby, Meta Knight (Kirby)

PukeyHurlC (Grossery Gang)

Duck Guy, Red Guy, Bread Mother, Electracey (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

ENA (Season 1/Dream BBQ)

Moony (ENA)

Toriel, Papyrus (Undertale)

Jevil (Deltarune)

Neo Cortex, Aku Aku, Dingodile, Lani-Loli, Kapuna-Wa (Crash Bandicoot)

Scar (Alien Vs Predator)

Secret History! Tails (Mashed)

MX (Mario 85)

N (Murder Drones)

505, White Hat (Villainous)

SCP-049, SCP-999 (SCP)

Sam (Trick R Treat)

Lord X, Majin Sonic, Hog, Curse (EXEs)

Hypno (Pokémon/Poképasta)

Lost Silver (Pokepasta)

XR, NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

Ms Joke, Eri, Tsuyu Asui (My Hero Academia)

Rayman (Rayman/Animated Series)

Snatcher (A Hat In Time)

Scarecrow (BTAS/TNBA/Arkham Asylum/Arkham Knight/Injustice 2/Harley Quinn Series/Happy Halloween Scooby Doo)

Mad Hatter (BTAS)

King Shark (Harley Quinn Series)

Ragdoll, Riddler, Joker (The Batman Series)

The Question (Justice League Unlimited)

Zardy (Zardy's Maze)

Dr. Nefarious (Ratchet & Clank)

Soft BF (FNF: Soft)

Cofi, Bezel, Slushi, Cheezborger (Chikn Nuggit)

Hex, Nikusa, Rascal, Sarvente, QT, Boyfriend, Girlfriend (FNF)

Skid, Pump, Robert, Jaune, Streber, John, Bob Velseb (Spooky Month)

Blitzo, Moxxie, Collin, Stolas, Paimon (Helluva Boss)

Charlie Morningstar, Angel Dust, Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony)

Taki (Friday Night Fever)

Shuey Rhon Rhon (Beijing 2022 Paralympics Mascot)

Miraitowa, Someity (Tokyo 2020 Mascots)

Harry Hill, Robert Englund, Charles Martinet (Celebrities)

Bingo, Snorky (Banana Splits)

Wall-E, EVE (Wall-E)

Mario.EXE (Mario's Madness)

Needlem0use, Luther, Sarah Hendedson (Needlem0use)

Hank Anderson (Detroit: Become Human)

Bendy (BATDR)

Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)

Tari, Meggy Spletzer, Melony (SMG4)

Mugman, Baroness Von Bon Bon (Cuphead Show)

Slender Man, Splendor Man, Lulu, Jeff The Killer, Laughing Jack (Creepypasta)

Moon Knight

Meilin Lee, Abby Park (Turning Red)

Spot The Dog

Edd, Matt, Tord, Tom (Eddsworld)

EteleD, Corrupt Mii (Wii Deleted You)

Perrito, Puss In Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Three Diablos (Puss In Boots)

Grogu (The Mandalorian)

Sayori, Monika, Yuri (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Mr Shark, Diane Foxington (The Bad Guys)

Grim Reaper, Jack O Lantern (Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy)

[siblingshowdown]

Sibling Showdown!!!

This showdown consists of 64 sibling sets facing off against each other, as well as a few one-off polls of sets who didn’t make the actual bracket but who I wanted to include in some capacity.  Polls will last a week.  Round One of section A will go live on April 16, with section B going live the day after, section C the day after that, and section D the day after that.

Propaganda is allowed!  I just ask that it be kept positive.  Argue for your faves instead of against someone else’s.  Every sibling set who made it in the showdown is there because someone wanted them to be, so keep it kind.

Will the winners be the siblings that love each other the most?  That are most capable of killing other sibling groups with their bare hands?  That have the most sibling swag?  It’s up to you to decide!  You get to choose the manner and parameters you judge each sibling set for.

Section A:

Edward and Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs. Seiko and Ryuunosuke Tanaka (Haikyuu!!)

Wirt and Greg (Over the Garden Wall) vs.  Han Yoojin and Han Yoohyun (The S-Classes That I Raised)

Shigeo and Ritsu Kageyama (Mob Psycho 100) vs.  Ruby Rose and Yang Xiao Long (RWBY)

Sans and Papyrus (Undertale) vs. Tanjiro and Nezuko Kamado (Demon Slayer)

Jiang Yanli, Wei Wuxian, and Jiang Cheng (Mo Dao Zu Shi/The Untamed) vs. Hikaru and Kaoru (Ouran High School Host Club)

Vi and Jinx (Arcane) vs. Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara (Naruto)

Sokka and Katara (Avatar: the Last Airbender) vs. Maya and Mia Fey (Ace Attorney)

Vash the Stampede and Millions Knives (Trigun) vs.  Lucas and Claus (Mother 3)

Section B:

Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo Hamato (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) vs. Violet, Dash, and Jack-Jack Parr (The Incredibles)

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner (The Animaniacs) vs. Jazz and Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)

Huey, Dewey, and Louie (Ducktales) vs. Sitka, Denahi, and Kenai (Brother Bear)

Dion, Frazie, Razputin, Mirtala, and Queepie Aquato (Psychonauts) vs. Skipper, Rico, Kowalski, and Private (Madagascar)

Eda and Lilith Clawthorne (The Owl House) vs. Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Krispies)

Bonnie and Clemont (Pokemon X and Y) vs. Annika and Brietta (Barbie: Magic of Pegasus)

Candace, Phineas, and Ferb (Phineas and Ferb) vs. Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls)

Nani and Lilo Pelekai (Lilo and Stitch) vs. Kai and Nya (Lego Ninjago)

Section C:

Maddie and Buck Buckley (911) vs. Steven, Shirley, Theo, Luke, and Nell Crain (The Haunting of HIll House)

David and Alexis Rose (Schitt’s Creek) vs. Dennis and Dee Reynolds (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

Jonathan Byers, Will Byers, and El Hopper (Stranger Things) vs.  Prue, Piper, and Phoebe (Charmed)

Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Five, Ben, Viktor Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy tv) vs. Mary, Billy, Freddy, Pedro, Eugene, and Darla (Shazam! movies)

Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain-Wayne, and Duke Thomas (DC comics) vs. Simon and River Tam (Firefly)

Elliot and Darlene Alderson (Mr. Robot) vs. Kara and Alex Danvers (Supergirl TV)

Connor, Kendall, Siobhan, and Roman Roy (Succession) vs. Sharpay and Ryan Evans (High School Musical)

Thor and Loki (Marvel Cinematic Universe) vs. Sarah and Felix (Orphan Black)

Section D:

Maedhros, Maglor, Celegorm, Caranthir, Curufin, Amrod, and Amras (The Silmarillion) vs. Antigone, Polynices, Eteocles, and Ismene (Greek Mythology/Sophocles’s Theban plays)

Coronabeth and Ianthe Tridentarius (The Locked Tomb) vs. Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia)

Nico and Bianca Di Angelo (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) vs. Declan, Ronan, and Matthew Lynch (The Raven Cycle/The Dreamer Trilogy)

Alec, Isabelle, Max Lightwood, and Jace Herondale-Lightwood (Shadowhunters) vs. Lark and Sparrow Oak (Dungeons and Daddies)

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events) vs. Linus and Lucy Van Pelt (Peanuts)

Boromir and Faramir (The Lord of the Rings) vs. Bellamy and Octavia Blake (The 100)

Katniss and Primrose Everdeen (The Hunger Games) vs. Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy March (Little Women)

Kiryu Kazuma and Nishikiyama Akira (Yakuza) vs. Cain and Abel (the Torah/the Bible)

[reasoningdaily]

Life Without Black People

A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people.

At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief.

'At last', they said, 'no more crime, drugs, violence and welfare.'

All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The 'NEW AMERICA' is not America at all - only a barren land.

1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported system.

2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great difficulty reaching higher floors.

3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge System for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett A. Morgan, a black man,

invented the traffic signals.

4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because its procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by another black man, Albert R. Robinson.

5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit system could operate, they were cluttered with paper because an African American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper..

6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because John Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented the fountain pen, and Lee Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine and W. A. Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They were all, you guessed it, Black.

7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and books, they would not have been transported by mail because William Barry invented the Postmarking and Canceling Machine, William Purveys invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop.

8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented the Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower.

9. When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly ventilated and poorly heated. You see, Frederick Jones invented the Air Conditioner and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were also dim. But of course, Lewis Lattimer later invented the Electric Lamp, Michael Harvey invented the lantern, and Granville T. Woods invented the Automatic Cut off Switch. Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward invented the Mop and Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan.

10. Their children met them at the door - barefooted, shabby, motley and unkempt. But what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger invented the Shoe Lasting Machine, Walter Sammons invented the Comb, Sarah Boone invented the Ironing Board, and George T. Samon invented the Clothes Dryer.

11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because another Black Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator...

Now, isn't that something? What would this country be like without the contributions of Blacks, as African-Americans?

Martin Luther King, Jr. said, 'by the time we leave for work, millions of Americans have depended on the inventions from the minds of Blacks.'

Black history includes more than just slavery, Frederick Douglas, Martin Luther Kinbg, Jr., Malcolm X, and Marcus Garvey & W.E.B. Dubois.

PLEASE SHARE, ABUNDANTLY

[krisartsimp16]

Luther: Do it!

Sarah: No.

Luther: Now!

Sarah: No!

Luther: But it's necessary!

Sarah: It's not!

Luther: At least do it for me!

*Tom enters*

Tom: Hello dad and mom, have you seen- *he sees Luther and Sarah with red spots all over their bodies* ...*He faints*

Luther: I told you to put the lid on the blender!

Sarah: *Sigh* okay....

Luther: And he also revives my son Tom, who scares me to see him on the floor!

Sarah: Not that!

[shmilestprower]

Some Luther x Sarah stuff ft. Derpy (Trollge Files Crossover)

(Luther walking into the kitchen, whilst Sarah's being a mother to Tom and seeing Derpy just cutting up ALL their lemons)

Luther: Derpy, what the fuck. WHY??? Not even my lovely Sarah would use that much.

Derpy: Trying to make a lemon casserole. Mr. I bashed Sarah upside the head. (Derpy just leaning by a wall, holding a coffee cup with his tentacle like arm.)

Sarah: (Just picture her somehow holding Tom, SOMEHOW. Sarah be fucking strong). You used all the lemons, and this is half the reason on why we don't let you decide dinner. And don't even talk, because you're a mental re-creation.

Tom: True, I'm not going to lie, Derpy you just wasted food like shopping isn't a thing.

Derpy: You gotta appreciate it for what it is.

(Sarah teleported behind Luther and just fucking tackle hugged him, kissing him all over).

Sarah: Yeah, no. I'm gonna spend time with my Luthie Lou Lou.

Derpy: Whatever.

[littlenahsstuff]

Requests open!

What I write:

Only x reader

No male reader but all will be gender neutral unless specified otherwise when requested

No smut for now

Fluff

Angst

Darkfics (again no smut though)

Poly

Who I wrote for: (if not on this list you can still ask me)

-Disney Descendants

Red

Chloe Charming

Bridget

Ella

Evie

Mal

-MCU

Natasha Romanov

Wanda Maximoff

Agatha Harkness

Kate Bishop

Yelena Belova

Rio Vidal

-Resident Evil: Village

Alcina Dimitrescu

Donna Beneviento

Bela Dimitrescu

Cassandra Dimitrescu

Daniela Dimitrescu

Mother Miranda

-Slashers

Tiffany Valentine

Amanda Young/The Pig

Laurie Strode(ik she ain’t but she’s in the genre)

-Abbot Elementary

Melissa Schemmenti

Janine Teagues

Ava Coleman

-Mean Girls

Regina George

Janis Caplan

Cady Heron

-Sarah Paulson

Pretty much any character besides Bette and Dot, TB Karen, and Mamie. Not exclusive to AHS

-Avatar the Last Airbender/ Legend of Korra

Azula

Katara

Kuvira

Korra

Asami

Lin Beifong

Kya

-Stardew valley

Abigail

Haley

Leah

Emily

Robin

Caroline

Sandy

-Once Upon a Time

Regina Mills

Zelena Mills

Maleficent

Emma Swan

Belle French

Anna

Elsa

Tinker bell

Ivy/Drizzela Tremaine

-MISC.

Kara Danvers (Supergirl)

Lena Luther (supergirl)

Evelyn Deavor(Incredibles 2)

Other, I might do the character you want if I’ve heard of them

[multi-fandomsfreak]

Needlemouse/Sarah with a wheelchair user reader pt2

I got a message that they would like a part two to my previous post on Sarah and wheelchair user reader so here I am. This time it will take place after Sarah’s death. Hope you enjoy it. ~Blaze/Dawn

Part 1

Pronouns: Not Mentioned

Warning: ⚠️Death + Murder + Slight swearing? + Spoilers for Needlem0use + Angst with happy ending?⚠️

Requested: Yes/No

Characters: Needlemouse/Sarah + Luther + Michael + Martin + Mentions of Lily and Kyle

Proofread: ❌

Credits: Art/GIF by 789god on Pinterest + Banner by ilupjmn on Pinterest

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- Today was no other. You were at home watching some tv when all of a sudden you heard your phone ring. You placed your hands on the wheels on your chair and went to your phone. As soon you picked up your phone you immediately heard a recognisable voice it was no other than your friend Sarah

+ “Hey, how's my favorite friend doing?” Sarah said in her usual tone “well hello to you too Sarah, what’s up?” You said slightly chuckling to yourself “I’m going to a party later on with my girlfriend and the others, do you want to come?” She asked as you can clearly tell she was excited for the party. You had a thought to yourself but eventually came to the conclusion that your rather stay home to which you said to Sarah “oh come on [NAME] you’ll be seriously missing out on a opportunity” “as much as I’d love to come out I rather stay home” you said sighing to yourself eventually Sarah accepted your decision “alright alright I won’t force you to go” Sarah said “alright hope you and the others have fun” “thanks i'll tell you all about it when it’s over okay?” She said promising you. As soon as you hung up you immediately headed to bed however unaware to you this would be the last time you heard Sarah.

- The next day you woke up excited to hear what the party was like. However, you waited all day for her to call you but you didn’t receive one. At first you thought the worst but you convinced yourself that she must have had a hangover and didn’t bother. Another day went by and another, now you were getting worried everyone was her girlfriend lily was calling you asking if you heard from her but unfortunately you had to tell her that you haven’t heard from her either. You were about to ring the others to see if they’ve seen her after all they were at the party as well. However you were beaten because all of a sudden you heard the doorbell ring. You went to open the door and saw Luther standing there looking nervous.

+ “Luther, what are you doing here? Do you know what happened to Sarah?” You asked concerned that’s when he sighed and asked to come into your house to which you did “your not going to like this [NAME] but Sarah’s missing” your eyes immediately widened…Sarah’s missing? But you were just talking to her a few days ago “what do you mean by that? Wasn’t she at the party?” “She was but after that night she went missing” Luther then placed a hand on your shoulder as a way to comfort you as you tried to comprehend what was happening. After a few minutes of comfort Luther returned home to which you decided to tell Sarah’s girlfriend the update to which she was understandably upset.

- a few years went by and you still believed that Sarah was missing but you never gave up on her search along with her girlfriend. However, what you didn’t know was that Sarah didn’t go missing, in fact she was killed by her own friends, the ones who the both of you trusted. You discovered this when you were chilling on your day off from your job when all of a sudden you saw what looked like a sonic game disc on a nearby table. You didn’t recall having a sonic disc when you went to grab it you saw a familiar person it was…Sarah?

+ “Sarah…is that you?” You said as a tear fell from your eye “of course it is [NAME] surprise to see me?” She said however something about the way she was speaking and appearing seemed off “I thought you went missing? What happened?” You wanted answers but when you said that the once calm Sarah appeared angry but not at you “didn’t you know? Those so called friends of ours killed me” your heart dropped when she said that “what do you mean? Luther? Martin? Micheal? They did this?” You refused to believe what she was saying you were told by Luther that she went missing…did he lie to you? “Believe or not but THEY did this” Sarah said as she slightly raised her voice as anger consumed her “THEY did this blame THEM [NAME]!” Her fist started to tighten as she was forced to remember what happened that night “but don’t worry I took care of that” she said as a sadistic smirk started to appear on her face “…what do you mean?” You said as you felt yourself starting to get nervous “how about you find out?” She said as she placed her hand on top of yours “don’t worry I’ll try to making it quick and painless [NAME] just for you” you tried to get a say in however before you were able to say anything all of a sudden you were hit with a quick sense of pain then it went black.

- Adding on for the previous point as much as would like to say that Sarah would spare you judging on how she killed Kyle who had nothing to do with her death and was just unlucky enough to get in contact with her cursed disc she would kill you and have your soul transferred into the game but she would try to have your death quick and painless.

+ “[NAME]…is that you?” You heard a muffled voice as you slowly started to open your eyes that sounded like Michael and Martin calling out to you. You immediately sat up as you saw what looked like knuckles and egg man “Michael? Martin? Is it you?” You said as you went to rub your eyes however you noticed you were wearing a glove, you then looked more at your body and saw clothes that weren’t yours…but these clothes seemed familiar. That’s when it clicked…were you Amy? “What the hell?” You slightly backed up surprised “looks like you fell for her trap as well” Martin said as he helped you up “what do you mean? Actually, don't you two have some explaining to do?” You said as your confusion suddenly turned to anger. Michael and Martin looked at each other before eventually telling you the truth.

- Now due to what the others caused that night you were forced to stay in what Sarah described as her personal hell and suffer all because you were friends with her killers. Although she claims that she’s less harsh on you, the pain you feel is still as bad as what the others are receiving. After a while which honestly felt years as there was no sense of time there Luther appeared as tails now all of the gang was here in ‘her world’.

- It was absolutely hell for all four of you no matter how many times you wished and prayed that this wasn’t real you were forced to realize that it wasn’t by Sarah constantly reminding you guys that it was all of your guy’s fault (excluding you). As more time went on her anger continued to get worse, luckily Luther was the only one brave enough to stand up to her and try to convince her to quit what she was doing. They even tried to get you to try to convince her to stop but even you, the person she was closest to beside Luther, weren't able to be convinced to stop. Although she still had some sort of sympathy over you from her past life after all you were lied to but still she told you that she has to do this she was forced for how many goddamn years in a void as a loop of her death constantly played in her mind. She’s not stopping until she is satisfied.

- Eventually after she captured Kyle her plan started to somewhat fail and after what felt like an eternity she was eventually forced to realize what she had done as well as realizing that she got what she wanted. She felt a wave of emotions going through her. She slowly realized that got what she wanted but still she felt empty. After all the fighting that has gone on with everyone Sarah was finally able to accept what happened to which everyone who was forced into the game were able to move on and be set free from the hell they were in.

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Thing of the Past- [Five Hargreeves x F Reader]. Ch3 (Hard Feelings Part 4)

SUMMARY: You can't avoid it any longer: Five has to meet your parents. It goes more wrong than you could possibly imagine, spiralling to bring up secrets he'd rather stay buried.

⚠️TRIGGER WARNINGS⚠️ Chapter One - Chapter Two - Chapter Three - Chapter Four - Chapter Five - Chapter Six - Chapter Seven - Chapter Eight - Chapter Nine - Chapter Ten - Chapter Eleven/Epilogue

A best man, a bachelor party and a game of 'Never Have I Ever' 

It's weddin' time, motherfuckers.

⚠️Please heed content warning⚠️

Chapter Three: Gomez

Five chooses Luther as his best man. Yeah, he’s probably going to cry all through his speech, but it means the most to the big lug.

“Five…buddy. You don’t know how much this means!”

“Oh, I think I do. That’s the problem.”

Luther pulls Five into a bone-crushing hug which Five allows for a couple of seconds before pulling away.

“I’m going to be the best best man! I gotta tell Sloane!”

“Wait!” says Five, authoritatively, holding up a finger. 

Luther turns to him, eyes alight like a happy golden retriever.

“You gotta run your speech past Diego and Viktor. And no crying, ok?”

“Sure.” Luther takes a deep breath and puts on his best expression of serious stoicism befitting 'Number One'.

But then he ruins the effect with an eager whisper:

“I’m so excited!”

You chose three bridesmaids, (although you hadn’t singled out a Maid of Honor): Your oldest friend Ellie, Lydia (the PhD chemist Five could have consulted during the JUICED incident) and Lila.

Five had met Ellie before and eventually liked her. She had been somewhat suspicious of him at first (He gave her weird vibes: it was something about you starting dating him after one home invasion and then before another that left you in the hospital for weeks) but he grew on her when she saw how naturally you fitted together, particularly after the birth of your daughter.

Various scheduling conflicts had made it impossible for him to meet Lydia before your shared bachelorx party. By coincidence, she had been a huge childhood fan of the Umbrella Academy comic books so was star struck on meeting them all. You had gently persuaded Five into showing her a blink and it made her look as if all her dreams came true. The little ego stroke had pleased him more than he cared to admit.

She looks around the room, sitting with you at the bar while Five laughs with his brothers. Several Mary Pickfords have got her to a place where she's fangirling without shame:

“I can’t believe you’re marrying NUMBER FIVE! Mom told me I had the biggest crush on him when I was a kid. Apparently I cried for a week when he disappeared."

You laugh, “Trust me, smell his sleep-farts and you start to wish he’d disappear again.”

She's not listening, too eager in looking around the bar:

“Is that Spaceboy?”

“Yep.”

“Cool! And that’s Diego with him? Kraken?”

You nod.

“So that must be… Séance?”

“Yup: Klaus. You’ll like him.”

“I can’t believe this!”

Then her eyes fall questioningly on Viktor.

“That’s Number Seven. Viktor.”

“There was a Number Seven?”

“Yeah. Long story.”

Five catches your eye, winks and approaches- although Lydia can’t see him.

“So where’s The Rumor?”

Five breaks in with a rueful sigh.

“Let’s just say she 'rumored' her way out of family gatherings.”

“Oh…I’m sorry.” Lydia looks embarrassed.

“Don’t sweat it." 

And then Five remembers something. It's something he tried to make better, but still weighs on him. He wishes he could take the advice he once gave to Viktor and not try to do the equations when it came to the exchange rate of human life but, unfortunately, equations are what Five was made to do. When he's sure you're absorbed in conversation with Ellie, he gestures Lydia to the side with a small jerk of the head.

"You're at Columbia, right?"

"I was. I work in toxicology now."

"Did you know a Sarah McDowell? She would have been a PhD in your department."

"Yeah- not well, but we had the same supervisor."

He tries to sound casual, 

"Is she...doing ok?"

Lydia rocks her head from side to side, considering. 

"I know she had to take some time off. How do you know her?"

Five shifts uncomfortably. He thinks he has an inkling why Sarah would have needed to take the time off. It would be kind of hard to concentrate in a lab where you'd been tied down and held for eight hours. 

"We crossed paths once. I liked her."

"I liked her too. She's carrying on studying. I think she's applying for post doc and then wants to go into the department herself."

"Good for her."

To change the subject, Five looks back up at Lydia with a grin.

"Hey, buy me another drink and I'll get Luther to lift you....and if you get me drunk enough, I'll think about blinking you to the next bar." 

She laughs and turns to the bartender to order him a cocktail.

He'll have to see if his dad’s money can pull any more strings for Sarah. Make sure she gets the postdoc and opportunities for teaching experience. He can't erase what he did but, if he can anonymously make her life a little easier, he can stop his conscience pricking. He tears himself from the slight brood to watch you laughing with Ellie and Lila. His mouth twitches upwards in automatic empathy. All of this is your fault, really. He would never have let the fate of one PhD student bother him before he met you.

Soon, it’s the night before the wedding. You’re having the whole wedding in the hotel, so it makes sense to get ready and spend your wedding night there too. You sit in the bridal suite with your bridesmaids and Klaus, excitement squirming in your stomach. Five, in a slightly bizarre nod to tradition, insisted you spend the night before the wedding apart, citing the bad luck you’ll surely bring upon your marriage if you don't.

You’re playing a childish drinking game: ‘never have I ever’. As the bride, you are of course being ruthlessly victimized by everyone. Klaus has already tacitly revealed your threesome with the two versions of Five, making Lila look like the cat that got the cream. You’re getting steadily drunker and now it’s Lydia’s turn:

“Never have I ever…snuck into a frat house, cut my knee on barbed wire and STILL managed to steal their refrigerator.”

You sigh and take a swig of your Merlot.

“This isn’t fair.”

“Ooh my go, my go!” says Klaus, “Never have I ever… had sex in my dad’s office.”

You and Lila both drink and then catch each other’s eye.

“On the chair?” she winks,

“Nah, on the desk,” you reply.

“It’s what Dad would have wanted,” says Klaus with solemnity as you and Lila exchange a high-five.

Ellie doesn’t take wine too well.

“Ugh…I don’t know.” She waves away the burden of coming up with a good idea with a floppy hand, “Never has Five ever seen me naked.”

You, Klaus and Lila take a drink.

Ellie and Lydia laugh at the unexpected ubiquity of this experience.

“We used to shower together.” says Klaus, by way of an explanation that raises more questions than it answers to the uninitiated.

You’re looking at Lila, concerned and confused. She snorts at your expression:

“Don’t you worry, darling, I wouldn’t touch him with a barge pole. Unlike some people, I’m not into geriatric jailbait.”

“Hey!” you chide, “his body's twenty-two and his mind's...never mind. Anyway, I'll take geriatric jailbait over the guy who plays with knives and thinks Africa’s a country.”

Lila concedes this but you continue to look at her expectantly. She sighs and gives an explanation.

“Five walked in on me in the bath and tried to strangle me with a towel.”

She and Klaus laugh while Lydia and Ellie look at you in shock.

“Superhero stuff.” you try to explain, starting to smile now yourself.

“Oh yeah, don’t worry,” Lila keeps laughing, “I gave as good as I got. And I got my revenge too: hooked him up to the mains and electrocuted the puny fucker,” she laughs madly and then sighs reminiscently, “Ahhh…I miss trying to kill him.”

Lydia and Ellie still look horrified.

“Guys, you’re scaring my friends.”

“Sorry.” says Lila, her mad grin widening, “All the apocalypse-dodging and time travel stuff gives you a warped perspective.”

“I swear it’s not as weird as it sounds,” you say, trying to reassure them.

Klaus looks at them and mouths, ‘It’s pretty weird.’

There’s a knock at the door and Klaus opens the door to room service.

“This was sent compliments of the groom,” says the concierge.

It’s a bottle of wine and a note.

You look down at the bottle. It’s the Bordeaux he chose for you to drink on your first date.

Morning. He’s nervous…even with his brothers around him, already dressed in their groomsmen attire, he’s nervous. He can stroll into battle without turning a hair…but apparently getting married pushes his courage to the limit.

“How do I look?”

Diego considers.

“A little like Gomez Addams.”

Five looks at himself critically in the mirror, pulling at the sleeves and straightening the boutonniere.

“I wouldn’t expect you to recognize classic style, Diego.”

The suit is a navy three-piece, single-breasted jacket covering a subtly patterned waistcoat. The matching cravat is tied in traditional formal style and secured with a pearl-topped pin. The tailor had persuaded him into the cravat, but now Five isn’t so sure. Is Diego right: is it too much?

Luther puts his hands on Five’s shoulders and meets his eyes in the mirror. There are tears swimming in Luther's.

“You look…really great.”

“Pull yourself together.”

“Sorry buddy.” He wipes his eyes.

“You look real great, Five. It’s just right for you.”

Viktor’s steadier countenance convinces Five and he allows himself to relax.

Diego returns from the other side of the room with four glasses of good scotch on a tray: his wedding present to Five. Five takes one gratefully.

“Gomez Addams was a great husband, hermano.”

Five smiles as the four brothers toast each other.

Your bridesmaids and a few more friends chat quietly, sipping champagne. Klaus is playing with Aoife, making her laugh with grotesque funny faces and feeding her a chocolate-covered strawberry. You and Five were trying to avoid feeding her refined sugar for the first two years of her life, but you're turning a blind eye today. Your hair, always uncooperative, does not want to stay in the hairstyle you’d planned and you’re starting to panic. You have half an hour to spare and you’re not even in your dress. Your phone vibrating on and off on the dressing table in front of you is not helping your stress levels.

You have four missed calls from your Mom and three texts:

Where's the bridal suite? Hello??? ???

Lila turns your phone face down and puts her hands on your shoulders.

“Take a breath or two, kitten.”

“I don’t want her in here.”

“I know, I know.”

If anyone knows crazy mothers, it’s Lila. She takes your hair into her own hands, gently scrapes it back, pulling and twisting it into a low chignon, securing it quickly. Amazingly, it looks good. Even more amazingly, it actually stays in place.

“Look at me.”

You turn to her, and she pulls loose a few tendrils from around your face, creating loose, wispy curls with the heavy curling iron on the dressing table. Finally, she secures it with hairspray. When your phone begins to ring again, she clicks her fingers in front of your eyes as they dart towards it.

“Hey- hey. Don’t answer. It’s ok. Have some champagne.”

You take a mouthful and try to forget the insistent buzzing. When you’re ready to Lila’s satisfaction, she steps back.

“How’s that?”

You look. She’s managed to create something elegant from hair that never wants to stay in place. You breathe a sigh of relief.

“Thank you.”

“Come on, let’s get you into that dress.”

There’s a flurry of excited chatter as you step into the dress hung up on the wardrobe, helped by Lila, Ellie and Lydia. As they zip and slowly button you into the structured bodice and you glimpse yourself in the mirror, you feel the flutter of anticipation return.

Until you hear the knocking.

“I’m here!”

“Oh fuck,” you say, pleasant feeling replaced again by cramps of fear.

“What do you want us to do?” says Lila quickly as the knocking and your mother’s voice becomes more insistent, “Just say the word and I’ll get rid of her.”

You dither for under a second. At this point, you’d rather she was in here than constantly trying to get in here.

“Let her in.”

Ellie goes to the door, giving you an apologetic look. She knows your mother of old. She bursts into the room, talking a mile a minute. She’s wearing a lacy, mid length beaded dress with a matching chiffon coat. Her hat is the most extravagant monstrosity: feather quills curl from a gigantic flower. It adds a whole foot to her height. The whole ensemble is white because of course it is

“OH I had such a time finding the bridal suite. Check your PHONE missy! But don’t you worry, I’m here now.”

She practically elbows your three bridesmaids out of the way, starts to button your dress and clicks her fingers imperiously at the photographer currently photographing your shoes.

“Get a picture of this.”

Nonplussed, he obliges. Afterwards, she immediately steps away.

“How do I look, darling?”

“Very nice Mom.”

“Oh,” comes Lila’s voice, as she retakes her position behind you and continues with your buttons, “Is this your outfit?”

You notice that her accent has shifted from her usual East London to a more received-pronunciation queen’s-English style.

“Of course,” says your mother, testily.  

“Oh. I see. Traditionally, white is reserved for the bride, but don’t you worry about it. Nobody will get you mixed up.”

She smiles in a most un-Lila-like way. Usually, she’s brash to the point of coarseness, but since your mother walked in, she’s projecting formidable passive aggression. Lila seems to have got the measure of her very quickly. She’s leveraging her Britishness with a skill that makes you smirk; this has got to be killing her. Mom loves to be the arbiter of what’s ‘proper’.

She blusters a little before marching towards the bed and wrestling a protesting Aoife out of her Uncle Klaus’s arms.

“Oh…you want a hold, hey? Sure thing.”

 Klaus hands her over and she reaches back to him with chubby fists.

After bouncing and cooing at the baby, your Mom looks Klaus up and down. “Who are these two?”

“Mom, this is Klaus, he's my future Brother-in-law. And this is Lila, my other bridesmaid: she's Diego’s wife. Diego's another of Five's brothers so Lila’s my future Sister-in-law, I guess.” 

She eyes Klaus down her nose. He’s wearing a neon pink velvet suit, jacket fastened over a bare chest and a black feather boa.

“Which one are you?”

“Well nice to meet you too. I'm the one who sees dead people.”

He fixes her with a thousand-yard stare for a second before grinning broadly.

“Which number?”

“Four.”

She turns to you while Aoife twists in her arms, trying to keep Klaus in view. He pulls a face at her and holds her hand over her grandmother’s shoulder.

“Why do all the others have real names?”

You falter. You don’t actually know this. Klaus answers for you,

“Because Five was a passive aggressive little shit even when we were kids. When he was really little, he was sore about being ranked five out of seven but then he decided to own it, just to stick it to Dad.”

You laugh, “Of course he did.”

“I think Mom gave him a few names to choose from and he couldn’t pick, so he just kept the number out of spite. It’s too late to change it now. Can you imagine calling him Steve or whatever?”

Lila finishes buttoning you and your mother looks at Klaus distastefully. As always, she considers anybody more animated than herself as a threat to her role as the center of attention. She has particular antipathy for (what she terms) 'flamboyant' men.

“Where’s Dad?” you ask, to distract her.

“Downstairs. He’s sitting in the lobby.”

“Oh.”

The fact he didn’t come up to see you is kind of hurtful. Sure, he’s frail, but there are elevators…

Klaus refills your champagne glass and kisses your cheek.

“We got twenty minutes so I’m going to go see Five and then I’ll see you down there. You look so hot it makes me sick.”

You laugh and give him a cautious hug, careful not to rumple your dress.

With his hand on the door handle, Klaus looks back. Should he tell Geri that Aoife has left chocolate-strawberry handprints all over her jacket? 

Nah.

After tying Santi's bow tie, Diego passes Klaus the glass of whiskey saved for him. He winks thanks at his bother and sits heavily on Five's bed of the previous evening.

“I've just met your future Mother-in-law."

Five looks up at Klaus from the room’s armchair and gives him a sympathetic look.

"Did you manage to escape unmolested?"

"Yeah, but she's fucking crazy, right?" 

“No arguments there," Five tilts his glass to tease out the last drop of fine scotch,  "she sorta came onto me when I met her.”

“Well,” chimes in Diego, amid the general laughter, “she is closer to your age.”

“Don’t, Diego.”

Five doesn’t snap, he just sounds muted. Perhaps realizing that just as they’re about to go downstairs is not the time to be putting doubts in his head, Diego puts his hand on Five’s shoulder and gives it a gentle squeeze.

“Come on, you little shit, let’s get you married.”

Down in the library, ready for the ceremony, Klaus stands at the head of the aisle while guests file into their seats and the upper gallery. Five stands waiting with his three groomsmen lined beside him, eyeing the simple decorations. Good: everything appears to be in order.

“Feeling good Five?” Luther asks.

“Sure. Great. Feeling great.”

He goes to put his hands in his trouser pockets but realizes they’re still sewn shut from the tailors. They clasp behind his back instead.

Over the next few minutes, Five’s attention is called by various guests as they take their seats. He gives Herb and Dot a respectful nod as they edge their way into the gallery, looking down on the wedding. When Geri and Bert enter, he keeps his eyes front.

"Oh Five. You look so handsome."

He cringes, slaps on a smile and turns around.

"Thank you, Geri," he says, trying not to grit his teeth or stare too hard at her weird hat.

She fingers his cravat admiringly. "Very traditional; like an old-fashioned gentleman."

Diego, inexpertly trying to save his brother, captures Geri's attention:

"I said it's more Gomez Addams."

Geri meets Diego's eye and looks at him appraisingly, like he's one fillet of beef she's comparing to another, weighing one in her hand while considering the price of the other. She hooks a finger around Five's collar.

"You're a funny one." she smirks, not breaking eye contact with Diego as she slides her finger as far down Five’s collar as it will reach. She runs the finger across his neck, from below his ear to his Adam's apple. It takes all his strength not to jerk away, his flesh crawling.

The brothers stand in silence as Geri takes her seat.

"What the hell?" whispers Luther.

Five ignores him and turns to Klaus, “How long now?.”

And then the music begins and the guests give a little frisson. He forgets Geri temporarily and turns to see Lila, Lydia and Ellie walking down the aisle. Lila, holding a burbling Aoife, sticks out her tongue and gives him the finger as he catches her eye, making him smile. As all the guests turn their heads for their first glimpse of the bride, Five turns his eyes away, giving himself a second to prepare.

He’s getting married. The guy who thought the closest he’d get was a mannequin, (an amazing mannequin, but still a mannequin when all was said and done). And he’s marrying you. After everything he’s done to not deserve it. Luther taps him on the arm and gestures behind him, smiling broadly.

Five takes a deep breath and turns around.

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Story mode Sonic.EXE/Mario.EXE Soul Tails/Soul Luigi Soul Knuckles/Soul Peach and Toad Soul Dr.Eggman/Soul Bowser Yourself/mii.XML Majin Sonic/King shadowrus Batman Sonic/Scripulous Fingore Lord X/MX Sunky/Terminalmontage Mario Tails Doll/Weegee Plush Soulless Tails Doll/Heartless Weegee Plush Fleetway Super Sonic/Mr.L Faker.EXE/Poser.EXE NeedleM0use/Mario Sarah/Alice Luther Artwright/Marchionne Furnace/Vault Starved/Restless X-Terion/M-Terrian Sally.ALT/Scheherazade Rosy.ALT/Junker MK2 Amy.ALT/Peach Sonic.ALT/Mario and Luigi Cream.ALT/Rosalina Knuckles.ALT/Wa-Engine Freeplay Sanic.EXE/Mayro.EXE Fatal Error/M Coldsteel The Hedgehog/Liver Mario Devoid/Shrouded Genesys/Grand Dad Requital/Too late Luigi Secret Histories Tails/Secret Histories Mario Ugly Sonic/1993 Mario DSK/CRT Mono.BW/Gray.WU Sonic.OMW/Mario.DYM Grimeware/Fleshrunner Bratwurst Sonic.EXE/Super Horror Mario No More Innocence/Mr.virtual Exeltor/Devil Mario Melthog/Doopliss Sonic.LMN/Mario.BSKT God Complex Sonic/Egoist Mario Clone Sonic/Fnaw Mario Ice Cube/? Block Metal Sonic Kai/Genie Syrup Leech/Fungus Possessed Amy/Shadow Queen Sir.X/The architect

DLC#1 Files not found Duke/King Soul chaotix/Souls waluigi, Kat and ana, Ashley and Crygor Chaotix/PS135 Curse/Hex NormalCD/Oddn64 Hog and Scorched/Rio and Frozen Chotix/P13 Corse/Hix Nomal/Ood Apollyon/Judas Demogri/Testmsa Griatos/Marilyn SNC.ROM/MRO.PRO Canon Wechidna/Glitched Mario Ashura/wrong wrap

DLC #3 FNF Ultima Satanos/Luciferam Wanderer Tails/Wanderer Luigi Wanderer knuckles/Wanderer Peach and Toad Wanderer Eggman/Wanderer Bowser Wechinda/W@R10 Sonic and Eggman nes/Mario and Victim #1 SON1C/M@R1O G8ME OV3R sonic and tails/L@$T L1F3 Mario bros Educator/TYPIST No name/Unknown Almighty/EKIPS

DLC 3 Vs note.typ Documic.TXT/Note.TYP Sonik.fla/MaIro.Pow Caution/Warning Sonk/Mayo Malicious/Devilish TGT Sonic/TGT Mario DX/Allstars

DLC #4 the funkin archives (vs piracy sonic)

piracy sonic/buggy Tails defender/Luigi Knuckles defender/toad Mr.needlemouse/mad mad Mario

Vs WALX Speed.Gif/WALX Schoolhouse sonic/Mario head

VS Remade Rewrite/Remade

Playable Story mode Boyfriend/Pico (Mobian Boyfriend/Yoshi Pico) Sonic (Fleetway Editions)/Mario (Paper Mario) Sonic (Starved Universe)/Toad (Restless Universe) Tails (Starved Universe)/Mario Bros and Peach (Restless Universe) Girlfriend/Darnell and Nene Tails.alt/Toadette freeplay Mobian Pico/Shroob Alien hominid Daddy Dearest/Tricky the clown DLC Girlfriend (Final Frontier)/Cassandra (Ultra League) Mighty/Luigi Tails/DIC Luigi Kolt Davis/Vincent Jacks Speed.Gif/WALX Mr.needlemouse/mad mad Mario