#sausage <3

[aiweirdness]

Undecided on a new years resolution? Try one of these AI-generated suggestions!

Record every adjective I hear on the radio.

Act like a cabbage for a month.

At 4 o'clock every day I will climb a tree.

Speak only to apples for 24 hours.

Jump in front of a moving tree.

On the day of the first snow paint a canvas red.

Dress in a way that only a ghost could love.

Make pancakes out of grass at midnight each night.

Find old man Winter, hug him and let him know everything will be ok.

Ride out of town holding a pelican.

Under every rock I come across for a month I will write "all power to the rocks".

Every day for a year, at a random time, shout "sausage".

Make a film about the last sock in the world.

Put on a red shirt and scream 'I'M NOT WEARING PANTS!' every time I leave the house.

Throw a party for insects.

Try to convince the dog next door that he is wearing a coat of moonlight.

Every time I press a button I will say 'this is my favorite'.

Search my apartment for secret doors or hidden staircases.

Wear two superman outfits at the same time.

Every time it rains I will stir my tea anti-clockwise.

Every night for a week I will wear a hat lined with lettuce.

I will begin to believe that the trees that I see everyday are my friends.

Every time a bird flies past me I will remember to breathe.

Throw a birthday party for my favorite tree.

I will from now on tell every dog I meet that I am training to be a dragon.

Every time I see a panel van pass me I will dub it a "Slice-a-Wagon."

Crawl on the ceiling like a spider for a month.

Attempt to find peace living with an army of puppets.

Wear a dinosaur costume to every public event I attend.

Go to the beach every day for a week and shout the names of colors into the ocean.

Go on a three-day backpacking trip dressed as a turnip.

Create messages that only the wind can hear by blowing on the blades of grass.

Give a piece of cloud to a complete stranger.

Make a mask out of grass and wear it while I'm sleeping.

I will now treat every worm I see as if it is an old friend.

When I hear a strange noise in an empty room I will assume someone is saying hello to me.

How I generated these

[pinkflames]

Obsessed with this scene

[yb-cringe]

i would Love for the queen of heads hearts and body parts mythos to start drifting into empires by way of just. unintentional reactions. by which i mean empires false is CONFIDENT she has no skill in pvp she cant fight a mouse and then someone playfully suggests a spar- leading to her wiping the floor to Everyones, including her, surprise.

shes got No clue how she does it or where she learned it but false can somehow know instinctually what to do and suddenly the paranoid isekai’d steampunk traveller can win any and all battles thrown at her without breaking a sweat

[brownfrogs]

“casual sex implies the existence of competitive sex”

[rhapsoddity]

finally i dont have to draw the chartacters in darkness anymore yippee

[solarockk]

Madre de Girasoles

Grant their next life

a bountiful harvest </3

[entityredacted]

Woe various tiddies be upon ye

[crinklefish]

Something about a red sheep

[kisekiii25]

they didn't know pearl was THAT strong

just a small doodle for now because man that animatic just took me out o(-(

[faffodil]

ART TIME MMM

I started this before oli joined lol which is why hes in the middle but then i got very sidetracked

Anyway. its here now i guess?

Pic w/out writing below cut

[sundewa]

in the hermits in empires au, I think that the roseblings, sausage, and scar, were all childhood friends. :>

camping :)

+ cub. he took the picture

[a-swiss-and-a-spaniard]

(x)

[timmy-bee]

i think this clip is important /j

[yb-cringe]

“all by yourself // sittin’ alone // i hope we’re still friends // yeah, I hope you don’t mind”

sad boi hours for withers!

[artisticcrow]

Sausage introduced Keralis the term Wood daddy and his brain physically rearranged

Keralis has dubbed Ren his “South African Wood Daddy”

[wolfavens]

sooo like... I need these friendship bracelets added to cas pls