#say hi to the discord fam

[radioroxx]

i think everyday about. how, as a robot, freddy fazbear would experience emotions differently from people. and how, as a robot, his whole perspective on the three star family situation would be wild. like… you’re programmed to be an entertainer, a dancer, a singer, etc., until suddenly youre not. he probably cant dance without a head- wouldnt have a reason to sing anymore (except maybe to his family. which is VERY cute to imagine). and its just… he’s not really freddy fazbear anymore, is he?

theres also a point to be made about, how robots feel. bc bc ai blah blah i wont go into it, his feelings arent going to be expressed or understood in the same way peoples’ are. theres going to be part of him that doesnt fully understand what its like to be part of their little family, to fully understand why and how he came to care sooo much about these two for taking him in.

i need to organize my freddy thoughts but. oooughhg. do you understand? please please pl

[somethingexcessivelyphallic]

Hi Simstuck followers! I made a discord. (but disclaimer: i don,t really use discord much and don't really know how to use it?!) But if you want, come say hi, ask me questions about my fic, or send me ideas!

[teddynivvy]

☀︎ before the sun. prologue.

pairing: jschlatt x she/her reader.

warnings: mention of infidelity. reader is mid-twenties.

a/n: welcome to the prologue of my first multi-chapter fic for schlatt <3 ty to my wonderful discord fam for all the inspiration and help as usual. i love u all so bad.

summary: fresh off of a breakup with the man you thought you were going to marry, your parents invite you on their annual trip to maui, hawaii. they've also invited their friends, which unbeknownst to you, have their son tagging along. it's embarrassing enough to be tagging along with your parents on vacation, but now you have to deal with another stranger on the trip.

“It’s going to be a great trip this year, sweetie,” your mom reassures you, packing yet another brightly coloured swimsuit cover-up in her suitcase. “The weather in Maui has been gorgeous, best it’s been in years.”

You sighed as you looked down at your mom’s bag, not listening to much of what she was saying. Sure, a week long trip to Hawaii was nothing to shake a stick at - and given your parents’ luxury preferences, you knew it would be a fun-filled week with a ton of drinking, eating, and hopefully, something to heavily distract you from the heaviness you felt deep in your heart.

Your long-term boyfriend, who you had imagined you were going to spend the rest of your life with, sat you down at your shared dinner table about a month ago. His hands clasped in his lap, recounting a drunken night of stupidity that ended in him sleeping with another woman. You felt hot tears brim your eyes as you yelled and screamed at him, cursing him and slamming the door behind you. Needless to say, that was the end of that. 5 years down the drain, starting back at square one, single and living with your parents in your mid-twenties.

“What time are we leaving again?”

Your dad chimed in, seemingly out of nowhere. “9 AM. Sharp. Don’t sleep in, or we’ll leave without’cha!”

You cracked a soft smile as your dad pulled you into a side hug, pulling out some of his own clothes to begin packing.

“When are Dan and Sarah coming in, do you know?”

“I think their flight is a little later, and it’s outta JFK, so who knows. They invited their son to come along too, I think he’s about your age.”

You rolled your eyes at the implication - that not only were you saddled on vacation with your parents, but now you had to entertain their friend’s son too? They were also notoriously unreliable narrators. You had no idea whether you’d be babysitting a kid for a week, or if this “son” of theirs was going to be 10 years older than you.

“Cool,” you deadpanned, moving back into your bedroom. Clothes from your recent move were strewn about your bedroom floor, along with knick-knacks and photos from your old apartment. Framed pictures of you and your ex, which made tears well up in your eyes as you put them back in the box, face down. 

You started to throw clothes in the bottom of your bag, not being able to focus on what to even bring. A summer dress or two, t-shirts and shorts, your toothbrush. It all seemed so mundane now. Not falling asleep next to someone, waking up to them, or feeling particularly interested in anything at all. The whole world felt black and white.

“Don’t forget your bathing suit hon!”

Who forgets their bathing suit on a vacation?

“Got it, mom.”

This was going to be an extremely long week. 

[radiance1]

You know I had this real random au I made on discord on my other account that I logged out of and subsequently lost!

Where Vlad was a priest and Plasmius is his contractually obligated partner.

Except, said contract is actually 50-50 all the way on the scale of a good deal, but meh.

So baaaaaaasically, Plasmius was (I think) a demon that appeared before Vlad while he was in the hospital suffering from Ecto-acne and basically gave him a:

"Bind yourself to me or die."

Offer.

Like, literally. Vlad became Plasmius' vessel in the mortal world and Vlad is free to live his life. Well, whenever Plasmius wasn't living his life that is.

Which is pretty rare but anyways.

Vlad was a goddamn workaholic who spent most of his time working away on whatever little thing he could, before the rest of that time was spent with Plasmius taking over his body and doing whatever he wanted.

Most of which, due to having a mortal vessel and not as durable as his demon body, ended up with Vlad being injured a few times than not before Plasmius got a grasp on what Vlad's body could and couldn't take, well, compared to his other human vessels he's had in the past of course.

Then, a few years later, or whatever, Vlad and Plasmius have been going around killing a multitude of priests. Mostly the ones that have a high position and the like, and having Vlad replace them and work there for a while.

Why?

Because Plasmius wanted to find a suitable vessel for his son.

Which Vlad was totally a-okay, the killing priests part and taking their place he means. Taking over their roles were surprisingly easy, and he's memorized enough verses that he could recite the entire thing back-to-back from book to book with no real difficulty.

Oh, and he also found how to make holy water! And he could even confidently say that it works because, hey! He's literally the guy being possessed right now, and if it works against him then it'll definitely work on your probably possessed child, miss Samantha!

(He doesn't tell about the demon possessing him part of course, because that would be more paint something that most surely works in a negative light.)

It quite literally never even became a thought in his mind to try and use said holy water against, well, you know. The literal demon possessing him.

But hey, Plasmius brought it up once and Vlad just gave him the most, blank-eyed stare he's ever seen, and then just moved on with his life.

And Plasmius?

Well shit, he's realized he's picked a wonderful vessel.

(Usually, they would try to eject or kill him at their first opportunity, which is quite rude since he helped. But y'know, past is past and what not.)

So then comes time, after Vlad's like, 25th switcharoo they managed to find a picture perfect vessel for Plasmius' son, and he's like:

Plasmius: Kill him.

Vlad: What-

Like, kill priests? Sure no problem Vlad legit does not care, but killing a child? Not something he can do, he gets some shade for his decision, of course, but he's adamant about it.

So Plasmius, powerful demon from hell who is used to taking what he wants.

Lets him.

At the cost of the boy becoming his son's newest and first ever vessel of course.

And Vlad was kinda on the fence about this, but due to the contract- in which he stated that he'll do anything so long as he lives- is, well, there, he had to chose between the two.

And that, was how one young Daniel Fenton, was made the vessel of demon going by the name of Phantom.

Of course, he wasn't happy about such a thing, but it was going to happen eventually, so at least compared to the original plan he'll live.

(Can't remember if Danny's fam was alive or not here, so I'll just say they dead as hell in that Nasty Burger explosion. Cept it was more of a celebration thing, and Danny was running a little late on his way there and then BOOM.)

Vlad tries to make Danny as comfortable as possible after the possession, and of course Danny isn't happy about it, give all three of them snark and sass and being a genuine little shit. Except Phantom doesn't like that, and since Danny is the equivalent of a newly gotten toy, it doesn't end well for him.

Mostly, in the form of numerous injuries that leads to Plasmius lecturing his son about how fragile mortals are and some- looking at Vlad- even more fragile than some others

You know, since he was trapped in a bed for years and all that.

So then Plasmius and Danny wander around, dragging their vessels along behind them. Vlad and Danny do get a quiet a bit closer during this time, Vlad explaning that hey, he didn't want to subject a child to his fate, but it was either that or death so.

And that kinda thaws the ice a little between them.

Vlad says that it'll eventually get better, he's been at this for years and Plasmius regards him as either his most loyal henchmen.

Which is an upgrade from being viewed as a pet since he can actually add his opinions now, well, he could before but now Plasmius would actually take them into consideration if Vlad doesn't wanna do this or that.

Danny is very obviously bummed out about that, and also kinda pitying Vlad but is also still dealing with the trauma of his family and friends exploding and then having to share (Not really even THAT) a body with a demon who leaves him injured far more often than not because of his stunts.

Well, you could say he isn't having a good time.

Then, cut to a while later, and Vlad managed to make these things that allow for them to be separated, but not past a certain point.

Why?

Because Vlad was getting tired about Plasmius' wants for his body getting in the way of working through Vladco (a business idea he pitched and Plasmius backed once he found out he needed money) and there's only so much mental calculations he could do before he tries to find a way around this.

Plasmius thought that Vlad was finally about to do the expected 'fight back against the possessor' and was even a little hurt, before realizing that no, said thought still hasn't crossed his host's mind and he's just upset that he couldn't work on Vladco because of Plasmius' need of his body.

Plasmius, once again. Realized he picked a wonderful host, though this time he thinks there may be a little something wrong with him.

But that's okay, he still loves his henchmen regardless.

Meanwhile, Danny and Phantom are ecstatic, more so Phantom than Danny, and instantly use them. Thankfully, unlike the rings Vlad and Plasmius have, they have bracelets, the point extends city wide comfortably, a fair bit while past that if they strain it though.

So, Danny has been having the best time of his life now, able to spend it doing normal teen things instead of stunts that'll injure him or kill him and having fun.

Phantom?

Well.

He joined the Super scene.

If I remember correctly, he was a hero and his father played the villain, mostly because Phantom wanted to play as a hero, but he didn't have a nemesis like everyone else or something so-

Then for Phantom and Dann's birthday (Phantom kinda declared Danny's birthday his because it was the day he came to the mortal plane), Plasmius decided to kidnap various heroes to participate in an escape game that's really just an elaborate ploy for said party.

Some balloons here and there, confetti, a few gifts and a lot of things you wouldn't expect when kidnapped by a villain. Then at the end there was a birthday cake and a Happy birthday sign hung up there.

Then a Tv turned on and it showed Plasmius, sitting there in a classic villain chair with Vlad standing next to him- a surprise to most heroes there since Vladco was relatively clean actually- and then Plasmius going Happy birthday and then waving over at Vlad saying that he planned most of it.

Kidnapping various heroes was his idea, of course.

But everything else, from the design of each room to the traps to gifts and all of that, and Phantom excitedly shouts a thanks Dad and Papa, with Danny giving a quieter thanks Dad, which leaves the two of them shocked. Then Vlad, who was currently standing to Plasmius' side and working through Vladco investments and business opportunities, tries to play it cool but everyone (heroes included) can see the pink dusting his ears.

While Plasmius is just laughing his ass off at Vlad's reaction.

That's all I can remember right now, of course with a few tweaks here and there because, well, you can probably tell why.

Oh right, there was also this funny thing where, because of the matching rings that Vlad made and the two were wearing. The heroes thought they were married lmao.

[hils79]

Hils Watches Tibetan Sea Flower - Ep 11

Wow it's been ages since I've watched an episode because I was visiting family. I have next week off and the plan is to binge as much as I can.

But, in the meantime, onwards.

Zhang Luyi really does make a good older Wu Xie. Like you can still see some of the innocence left over from his youth but he's also clearly been through some shit

It's sus that Wu Xie hasn't fallen off anything yet. Or set off any traps.

SNAKE! Where is my DMBJ bingo card?

The two of them waiting until Zhang Haike is out of earshot and then fake gagging because he was gushing about how amazing Xiaoge is. God, I love them. They are so married. Also, come on, you both also think Xiaoge is amazing don't pretend you don't.

Wu Xie telling Pangzi not to touch anything? Wu Xie of all people???

Pangzi is the most relatable

Oh, hello. Who is this?

Oh it's the evil Zhang. Wow, he got hotter.

That's definitely not his real hair though, which is a shame. And I know the DMBJ discord fam are going to laugh at me for saying this

Oh no the sweet baby Zhang is now a bitter alcoholic who wants to kill Xiaoge

Those do not look like practical tomb raiding boots

I don't know what these are but that's a big NOPE from me

Absolutely not! You could not pay me to go into that room

Remember that bit in Reboot where they had to walk down a corridor lined with skin puppets?

Yeah, I hated that too

Is it hand crabs? Murder clams? A grumpy oyster?

[rosetyler42]

Some fun with Lucy, Simon, and my pal @lovelylivelyv 's Bent Halos shipchild OC, Jack Nephalem!

1 and 2: Some sparring sessions between Lucy and Jack. Since Jack lives in The Cycle where creatures sometimes attack no matter who you are and Lucy having learned self defense from her parents (and being half monster, I thought it might be fun to play with these two friends sparring together. Both of them being Addams-esque cartoony monster hybrids, I figured they'd be the type to playfully rib eachother while sparring. First shows Hijack pinning Lucy down and making a Beetlejuice/Dark revival joke while Lucy calls him a dork, and Lucy unleashing her inner Ericka (and Gomez) pinning Jack to the ground and critiquing his form. Jack responds with an animation/"Not in the book" joke. Don't worry, he's fine. Matter of fact, he likes having a gal pal who can throw him around and is 500% not scared of him.

Bonus: Imagine this with their voice claims: Alex Brightman from the musical Beetlejuice (Jack) and Sarah Sherman from SNL (Lucy.) Also, heck yes Bendy, Alice, Ericka, Possibly Drac, Mavis, and the rest of the Ink Fam are watching this and cheering on their kids like the proud parents/family members they are.

3. Simon gets in on the sparring session! He takes things much more seriously than his sister and relies more on strength, weapons, and strategy than martial arts or acrobatics. but accepts his pal Jack's friendly playful jibes, even though he's more focused on whether Jack can break through his hold. I reference a later pic here, Since Simon is a big shy good boi who's secretly badass, I show Jack commenting on his improvement from being scared as a kid by saying "Boris grew up to be Brute Boris."

Bonus: I finally came up with a possible Simon Voiceclaim: David Cross.

4. Jack and Lucy singing Kyle Allen's Recording Town! This is somewhat inspired by going through @creation-help 's posts while listening to it. Thought this would be fun to draw these two playful dramatic fucks singing this song. I could see them knocking it out of the park. This was kind of an interesting pose to crack since Lucy is 6' 2" as an adult and Toon!Jack is only 5 feet. It basically works due to toon strength, wings, and Lucy being able to levitate. (Bonus: Simon grows to 6' 4". Ericka and Drac are BREEDIN' for tall here.)

5. Some Boss Baby AU fun with toddler Jack trying to teach a pre-fangy Lucy and Simon how to scare. Somewhat inspired by the Beetlejuice musical song "Fright Night" and a joke I made on Discord with @lovelylivelyv .

6. Wanted to draw some fluff between Lucy and Jack with Lucy using her claws to help preen Jack's wings. I like drawing these two together, they're very similar in personality with Jack kinda being something of an inspiration for my Lucy. They're a couple of brave rebellious fun-loving chaos balls and I love them.

@lovelylivelyv @hotelt-resurrection @deathfangirl9 @black-ak9 @ssleeping-in-a-coffin @roydoodler-blog @doberart @thedopedemon @thedemonsurfer @inkypotato @inkhyaena @inkspottie @serial-serializednovelreader @wingingfromthezing @howling-nightmare

[juiceboxscans]

Happy Monday!

Shhhh, bestie. You don't have to say anything.

We feel the same way. ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)ヽ(￣ω￣ )

[Kirishima puts his uninjured hand over Yoshino's nose and mouth because he can tell she's cold and OMG WE'RE SOBBING.]

Behold the adorableness that is Raise wa Tanin ga Ii Chapter 37.1: You Are Life ④ only on Mangadex and some fun extras too!

[Link to Raise wa Tanin ga Ii Chapter 37.1: You Are Life ④ on Mangadex.]

We made it, Raise fam! With the first posted chapter of Volume 9 we are now all caught up to the Japanese chapters.

It was a crazy summer and we're so happy we made it. Still sane, thoroughly caffeinated, and excited for the new year, which is when we'll be posting Chapter 37.2! Couldn't have done it without your support, so thank you!

Until then our Ask Box is open if you want to chat. There's a fun Discord where you can hang out and talk away the hiatus with other sufferers (Note: This is not our Discord, we are not affiliated, it's just a fun place where we met. Linky) We'll be posting extras from our archives when we have time so keep following us for updates!

Thanks again for reading. Have a great rest of your week! ♡( ◡‿◡ )

[stars-and-darkness]

WIP WEDNESDAY!!!

week #18

here's an excerpt from something i've been thinking and talking about a lot, and a conversation in the KC Fam discord server gave me the push i needed to finally do something about it. it's going pretty well, so it may just hit the ao3 on your nearest device quite soon.

“Vlad,” he says, to introduce himself. A laugh bubbles out of Caroline. “Yeah, right.” His expression remains serene, but when recalling the event in the future she’ll decide that there was a slight gleam of anticipation in his eyes. “Indeed.” Caroline blinks then. “No way. Really?” “I’m afraid so.” “Wow. That’s like … I mean …” She laughs again. “That’s insane. Imagine your mom and dad naming you Vlad, only to become a vampire. And like … you’re older than the book, aren’t you? So, like, for the next couple centuries it’s nothing and then—” “You misunderstand me,” he says. “I am Vlad Drakulya.” Her eyebrows fly up. “You’re messing with me. There is no way—” He just shrugs, full lips curling into a grin.   At that, Caroline’s jaw just sort of … drops. And her eyes bulge out, and she must look supremely stupid for a couple of seconds, staring at him. At … Dracula. Who is real. And here. In front of her.

“Oh,” she says at last, locking her jaw into place.

[lucidfairies]

hi 🫡

. yes that is me embarrassing the shit outta myself (I actually sent that to a handful of girls)

i. for those of you who may not know, i'm maya. i'm 18, i'm typically a masculine presenting lesbian and I happen to be a she/her. I also am unfortunately asexual

• everyone meat riding rn about why I read and write so much smut as an asexual, I would love for you to know that I'm fighting a losing battle with hypersexuality! that is all I will be sharing on that matter thank you. •

ii. I'm proficient at finding people's instas whether they wanna be found or not!! if this relates to you, you may want to hmu.

iii. um I'm single if that wasn't clear from the kicker.

iv. I have severe Audhd and I have OCD but I don't really count that because you can't really tell it's there. I'm a POTS and scoliosis survivor

(can u tell idk what the hell I'm doing)

v. I will drop my socials if you so want them but I would prefer u DM me cuz I don't need my public insta in tumblr comments tbh (I have insta, tiktok, discord, snap, so on so forth)

vi. I'm still in high school LMAOOO pls I'm not less than eighteen guys don't worry but I aspire to be in the military but I'm taking a gap year

vii. I've been writing since like third grade but over quarantine my parents kinda banished me to our basement and I was doing a lot of things I shouldn't have been doing but now I'm sorta good at writing !!

viii. fics are kinda a side gig, I do write real shit here and there but there's genuinely no point so idk why I do it

ix. I'm what people like to call a whore except I don't fuck around I just talk to like nine people at once (hop off my dick rn)

x. I'm hilariously funny if you ever wanna strike up a conversation

xi. I'm down for ANY conversations. you wanna talk about what kinks some random bitch has based on their appearance? let's talk about it. wanna tell me about the sex you had last night? I'll go get a snack. I don't get triggered by really anything so if u need an outlet, I'm right here bb

xii. I actually have a massive gyatt

xiii. I can curl a lot of lbs and um I can bench some too and I guess do leg stuff (gym girlies rise)

xiv. I'm Jewish but not like Jewish my fam just is, I am probably one of the furthest things from religion and I don't hugely support organized religion (my fav way to describe it is being Jew-ish)

xv. I am a leftist through and through (pro choice, pro science, pro gays, Black lives matter, stop Asian hate, in case you needed clarification on that one) and I avoid knowingly being friends with Republicans at all costs

xvi. I am pro Palestine, nothing anyone will say or do could change my stance on that one.

xvii. I have a cat + dog

xviii. I don't get cold like ever cuz I ski in like 10° weather all winter

xix. I have Duolingo and if u wanna beef it out w a quest then I am definitely down for that because I will beat you (I'm learning Hawaiian and Hebrew)

xx. I'm fluent in German and speak it at home w the fam and I know some Spanish + French

xxi. juice boxes > anything

xxii. some more pics of me will follow whenever I stfu

xxiii. I stand at a whopping six feet tall but I swear I have short person energy

xxv. in my personal opinion I have huge dick energy but you're welcome to put me in my place (I'm a switch and I'll cook for you)

xxiv. if your snap score is more that 300k we can't be friends I'm sorry (mine is 100k suck my c o c k)

xxvi. best position is doggy but I can be persuaded into something different

xxvii. CUNT

xxviii. uhhhh I'm from the East Coast of America so l operate in EST time

anyway it was nice getting to talk about myself for a long time 🫡 feel free to make numerous comments about my life in the comments

anyway y'all here are some for faceless pics that are guaranteed to make u cream (see, hilarious)

sayonara sistas

[corviids]

You should know that someone is stirring problems with your art and the latest installments in gilded lilies. You should know in case you get bombarded with hate comments https://twitter.com/litathesissy/status/1672795383196418049?t=uZjfGFALpfuXW_l9DkkmMA&s=19

i drafted this entire thing and then my app refreshed so bear with me 😭 i’m also at dinner with my fam but wanted to say something

1. the art: referencing older artists like claude monet isn’t uncommon (at least in the art circles i’ve ran it) but in hindsight i understand that wasn’t the best choice to do without explicitly stating i did so so i take 100% accountability for that. i honestly wasn’t giving it much thought just because that drawing specifically, i worked on-forgot about-and then saw in my files and was like “hey lemme post that”. if you want insight into how i drew it, i side by sided my canvas and reference and then overlay after doing the sketch to correct the funkiness. i will definitely add an edit stating i referenced it.

2. the fic: another author reached out to me earlier regarding this this morning and we discussed it in private but i think it best to just say something here: the similarities in the specific scene are a complete coincidence. i have had aenys presenting and going feral as a result of luke planned for a while bc i’ve known i wanted aenys to be an alpha since the start. the specific “i’m his mother” “i’m your uncle” was meant to both be kinda hot but also show how different luke and aemond’s mindsets are towards their kids. luke tunnel visions whereas aemond recognizes their natures. i have discussed the aenys-aemond-luke dynamic pretty extensively elsewhere (bc i wanna keep nsfw off here), but there is a through line in my fics that aenys is a protective mamas boy and aemond is jealous of that. as for the setting, i frequently use the training yards in my fics when i want public displays to happen (and the nursery in private). i can only say that the similarities where not at all intentional.

3. as for the specific fic, i have read it in the past but in all honesty, i never retain specific scenes in fics. this isn’t bc an authors works are not being memorable, simply that i struggle to retain info beyond my hyperfixations bc my adhd. this is why i struggle to rec fics when asked. i’ve had numerous scrapped fics bc as i worked on them, something similar popped up and i didn’t wanna create that overlap. i genuinely did not even think about the other fic while writing mine. i went into it wanting to write heat sex but also wanted to build on the world of gilded lilies by giving some info on what the kids are up to as they are older

if the other author would like me to add a note in my fic regarding the similarities, i would be happy to discuss it with them as i don’t want to do it without their permission bc i haven’t seen anything from them and don’t want to involve them if they do not want to be.

to kinda conclude, the similarities were not at all intentional. the ideas in this fic for that scene was mostly based on things i’ve already messed around with and constant rambling with others in discord. as for the art, i once again take accountability for that and apologize for being so careless with it.

also: please do not harass anyone. i want to believe no one will but i just want to say that bc i’ve seen drama unfold before in past fandoms and want to avoid exposing people to that.

lemme know if y’all want me to expand upon anything else :)

[noonaishere]

Online/Offline [C.S] - forty-seven | one cheeks, two cheeks…

“Hmm…” you mused as you clicked through the camera feeds.

Di-Dng!

You looked at the Discord call you had open to see who joined. “Oh! Hi Morn! I didn’t know you were on yet.”

“I just got home. What are you playing?”

“You have my stream open already?” 

“Yep.”

You chuckled. “We are playing Observation Duty.”

“‘We’?” 

YangYangGangGang: Ketchup! JohnnyYuta: BIG KETCHUP! TheNicestGuy: The ketchup is big! A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: BIG KETCHUP!!!! LuciPURR: KETCHUP!!!! I💚Keeho: Get me a large order of fries cuz look at that ketchup!

“Big ketchup?!” You echoed the chat and clicked through the camera fees until you were at the kitchen camera. “Oh my god that’s some big ketchup! Report it!” You opened the game’s anomaly report form and sent one to the organization Game You worked for.

“Aww, but what about all the french fries?” San asked sadly.

You laughed. “But yeah, we’re all playing it together. It’s the one game I let my chat backseat game during. Communal gaming, comrade.”

“Ohhhhh, I see.”

“You can play too if you want. While we wait for everyone else.”

“Sure.”

SleepySheepy😴: Is Huge Man in this one?

“Huge Man is not in this game, unfortunately.” You answered. “Sadly. Awfully. I am morose about the whole thing. Absolutely inconsolable.”

“Who - or what - is ‘Huge Man’?” San laughed.

“He’s the Hugest of Men. Just, an absolute unit of a man.”

San laughed again.

QuackIsWhack✅: Huge Man is bae JohnnyYuta: I’m going to marry Huge Man A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Tits out for Huge Man I💚Keeho: I thought Huge Man was fam… but he’s actually bae! LeaBea: Brb asking for Huge Man’s hand in marriage StrickenChicken: What’s Huge Man’s sign? I need to know if we’re compatible There’sARockInMySock: What’s his MBTI? UltimateHyung: What’s his rising ascendant? LuciPURR: Does he like ice cream? YangYangGangGang: Let me love you, my Dorito Don

“Dorito Don!” You laughed.

“Everyone… really loves Huge Man.” San said as he read your chat.

“Huge Man is really lovable. He’s got a lot to love with all that… hugeness.”

He laughed. “So what do you do?”

“In the game?” You asked as you flipped through the cameras and looked for things.

“Yeah.”

“It’s basically a spot the difference game, but horror.”

“...”

You laughed.

“That, uh… sounds really dumb, actually.”

You laughed loudly. “I mean, when I say it like that, it does-- AH!!”

You had flipped to the bedroom camera and there was currently an arm sticking out of the wall, jittering.

“What the fuck is that?!” San yelled in surprise.

YangYangGangGang: AHH!!! KeeHOrse: ARM!! LuciPURR: ARM! ARM! I💚Keeho: ARRRMMMMM! JohnnyYuta: 💪💪💪💪💪 A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: 🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾 JohnnyYuta: 💪🦾💪🦾💪🦾 SleepySheepy😴: Wigglewigglewiggle

You reported it, as you laughed at the chat. “That’s an arm, Morn.”

“Why was it in the wall?!”

“You don’t keep your arms in the wall? That’s where I keep mine when I’m not using them.”

“They’re rechargeable?”

Your brain stopped as you tried to understand the joke and you burst out into laughter. 

San laughed at you laughing.

I💚Keeho: MORN! QuackIsWhack✅: Oh my god, Morn MinHoe: Wall charger 🙄🙄🙄 StrickenChicken: Rechargeable arms LuciPURR: Green energy arms SleepySheepy😴: My favorite WayV song: Electric Arms LeaBea: LOLOLOLOL JohnnyYuta: I want to marry Morn A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Tits out for Morn QuackIsWhack✅: *Whose* tits, Tree? A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: My own 😤😤😤 A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: They’re my tits and I’ll display them if I want to QuackIsWhack✅: Understandable. As you were

You sighed. “Inviting you to stream was a mistake.”

“No it isn’t.”

“It isn’t,” you laughed.

“You love my jokes.”

You chuckled. “Don’t go and get a big head, now.”

He laughed softly, self-satisfied. “Why is that chair huge? Is that normal?”

“I’m trying to lure Huge Man into my home.”

He laughed.

You reported the chair. “Now it is you who loves my jokes.”

“Of course. I wouldn’t stream with you if I didn’t.”

You chuckled.

Di-Dng!

“Quit flirting, you two!” Yeji yelled as she entered the call.

“Wowwwww. What do you take me for, Yeji?”

“A flirt.” She laughed.

“Hey, I’m just really cool and nice and funny and sexy, and if other people want to read that as flirting, then that’s a them problem.” You said as you scoured the cameras for anomalies.

San and Yeji laughed.

Di-Dng!

“Hi Ryujin!” You all said.

“I’ve already set up the game, so we can start whenever you're done, Cat.”

“Yeah, this is just about over.”

Di-Dng! Di-Dng! Mick and Bracken entered the call.

“Hello, hello.”

“Hey, everyone.”

“Put a shrimp on the barbie!” Yeji laughed.

“Yeji, we’ve both told you - separately, together, and numerous times - that Aussies put prawn on the barbie, not shrimp.” Bracken said.

Mick laughed.

“Then why do people always say ‘shrimp on the barbie’?”

“Because people are silly.” Bracken said.

“Your whole country has been framed,” you said. 

“And Americans who don’t know anything and refuse to ask,” Mick added.

“Shots fired,” Ryujin said.

San chuckled. “If only Keeho were here to defend North America.”

“Would a Canadian?”

“They have to, it’s in like, a treaty or something,” you joked, not spotting any anomalies.

The game screen appeared to glitch for a second before the talking head from the beginning appeared, accompanied by it’s ‘MUM MUM MUM’ talking noise to inform you that you had died.

You tsk’d at the screen, annoyed.

“You only got ten out of sixteen?” San asked.

“It must have all been tiny shit that was hard to spot.”

“Well, you and the chat tried.”

“Mhm. GG everyone.”

The chat congratulated you and each other, many ‘gg’s popping up as they did so. You sighed and closed the game and opened the one you were going to play with the group. “Don’t worry chat, we’ll play another time and not die.”

“Can I also backseat game during that one?” San asked.

“You’re more than welcome to.”

“Nice.”

You chuckled softly.

“Why are people still talking about this?” Ryujin asked.

“About what?” Yeji asked.

“Look at my chat.”

Yeji went quiet for a few seconds before laughing loudly.

“What’s going on?” You asked with a laugh.

“They want us to weigh in on if a butt is one or two.”

The Discord call groaned universally.

“What?”

“Why?”

“Isn’t that from like, last year? The year before?”

“Why are we caring about this?”

“Are we going to play the game?”

“No,” Yeji laughed. “I think we should end this once and for all!”

You all laughed.

“Tell us what you think, Yeji.” You said.

“I think… it’s one butt.”

“Yeji, no.” Ryujin said.

“But there’s two cheeks,” Mick said emphatically.

“There’s literally two cheeks!” Bracken added.

“But the word ‘butt’ is one! So there’s only one butt!”

“I think I know what you’re saying,” San started. “The word butt is singular so you can only have one butt--”

“YES!” Yeji yelled.

“--but… there are two cheeks to a butt?” You finished his train of thought.

“YES, but those are the cheeks of the butt. There is only one butt and it’s made of two buttcheeks.”

“Thank god,” Ryujin breathed.

“Okay, I think I understand now,” you replied.

“That makes sense,” Mick added.

“I thought you were going to say something different,” Bracken laughed.

“One butt, two cheeks…” You trailed off.

“Red cheeks, blue cheeks.”

That took you by surprise and you scream-laughed. “Who was that?”

“Me.” San said.

“Oh my god, Morn.” Your laughter devolved into wheezes and squeaks and then coughing.

“We’ve lost her,” Mick said.

“That was early,” Bracken laughed.

You could hear San give a self-satisfied chuckle through your headset before laughing harder and finally culminating in some sort of squeaky giggle.

“...Oh my GOD. That was it.”

“What?” San asked.

“Morn, was that you?” Mick asked.

“Yeah.”

“That was it,” you repeated.

“That was what?” Brick asked.

“The coveted ‘Dolphin Laugh’ I was told about by someone who knows Morn.”

San thought for a couple seconds. “...ohhhhhh. Oh. Yeah. That was it.” “I… my ears have been blessed. I love her. Let me cherish her forever.”

“Stop,” San laughed.

“No, you can’t keep her from me now that we’ve met! How dare you!”

He laughed. “I’m never going to do it again.”

“Nooooo!!” You yelled dramatically.

“We should play or I’m going to stream by myself and take Yeji with me,” Ryujin said.

You stopped.

“How would that be streaming by yourself though? I’d be there.” Yeji asked.

The group descended into an even dumber semantic discussion for a second time.

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[callsign-rogueone]

Hey honey! Hope you’re feeling better today 💗💗 I’m adoring the directors cuts. We know you put so much thought and planning into your stories, and it’s so fun to get a glimpse of where your head was at when you were writing!

Can you give us some commentary on Dain and Love? She seems to be becoming a fan fave, and we the people need to know more about them!

Love you!

-fw-gt

this is so late but here it is!! I’m gonna kinda do a general overview for this one!! no quotes, just broad thoughts because I’ve been itching to unpack all my thoughts about Dain for months. here’s a few of them for now — there will be much more Dainposting from me in the future, that’s guaranteed.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again — Dain wants a princess* that he can be the knight in shining armor for, and Violet isn’t that, so that’s (one of the reasons) why they didn’t work.

*Not a literal princess, but he wants a girl that’s going to let him protect her, let him play that masculine role and make the decisions, because he’s maybe a little bit insecure in that regard and also maybe a little old-fashioned, being from a military family with traditional values.

Love is kinda that girl, but she’s also very much not that girl. You said this perfectly in the discord the other day: Love is a good balance of what Dain wants, and what Dain needs.

She’s a lot of things that he wants — she’s beautiful and razor-sharp-smart, and kind and caring and so many amazing things (because she’s you all!). She wants to be cared for and doted on, (total daddy’s girl, first of all) and she knows her worth / what she deserves — besides her parents, Brennan and Duchess are her role-model example of how a relationship should be. so she’s got Standards.

However, comma, she’s still very much her own person, and that clashes with his personality quite a bit. She alters her uniforms to look more flattering and wears impractical shoes. She’s not afraid to laugh during formation or other serious situations. She memorizes her textbooks instead of studying them, and half the time she sleeps during optional training sessions. She’s a wild-child, playful and always down for a shenanigan. They’re going to have several more arguments about her putting herself in danger — she agreed to cut out the jumping-off-her-dragon stunt, but she’s not going to roll over for him every time just because he says so.

She’s not a damsel in distress, either. She can defend herself (guess who taught her to fight 👀) and she’s smart in tactical situations, as her dad was one of Fen’s tacticians, but she’s a bit of a wild-child, impulsive and ruled by her emotions, rather than the codex — though she does have the codex memorized. so she gets to play lawyer on behalf of the marked kids and finds ways to keep her shenanigans within the lines. the professors are sick of her shit, but also very impressed.

Dain is included in that category — alternating between awe and irritation. but he needs to be challenged, to be softened a little and learn to relax for once. he doesn’t go with the flow at all. ever. he’ll learn, though. he has to, if he wants this to work — which he does, but he’s still conflicted.

he’s got the pressure and disapproval from dear old dad, and the propoganda he’s been taught about her fam being traitors… and then there’s her absolutely terrifying older brother, who is the son of the “lead traitor” and absolutely despises him… but she’s so pretty and so nice to him, even though she shouldn’t be. and he feels bad for her, knowing what she’s been through. she’s slowly changing his perspective, and that’s uncomfortable at first. there’s gonna be turbulence.

and… SPOILERS FOR THEIR STORY BELOW, but most people know this already, and I’ve already said it multiple times;

they’re having a kid in Onyx Storm.

Dain and Love started as a one-shot request, part of the family, (which will eventually be re-written to change some things!!) but the more I thought about it, the more I was like… hmm. this could work, actually. fuck it, why not?

the idea of Dain, the self-proclaimed “responsible one”, becoming a young dad (22-23) is definitely unexpected — giving him a little reality check, and breaking the “graduation -> marry a nice girl from a good family -> have 2.5 kids -> get promoted as high as you can, in that order” model that he’s undoubtedly been taught to follow.

He has some shit to unpack regarding his upbringing and his relationship with his dad, and his mom not being in his life (headcanon of mine). and while Love is gonna help with that, as well as some of his other issues, it’s really going to be their baby girl that speeds things up and gets all this done and dusted.

but also, him having to unpack all the shit his father did, unlearn it, and then learn how to…

be a parent without his own parents there to help him, nor hers

raise a kid that won’t turn to hate you and help lead a revolution against you

make them feel safe and loved and meet their emotional needs, not just physical needs…

deal with the idea of Love being in danger now that there’s a baby in the mix

and some other things I won’t spoil hehe

so yeah. he’s got some stuff to figure out. I’m forcing him to have the character development he deserves in canon 😌 and these three are gonna love each other so much and be such a cute lil family, happily ever after, so help me god.

thank u for the excuse to ramble about them. ily 💗

[rei-comfort-zone]

I know that ash and Kyle have a sibling dynamic but does Kyle just ever say something that reminds ash that he’s a man? that man has been stewing in misogynistic 4chan threads and /soc/ discord servers for years, like would he slip out ‘foid’ while talking about women or something?

First of all ! ! !

I won't lie that I first felt quite an ick when you had to highlight Kyle's and Ash sibling dynamic before asking the question, BUT WELL I did my best to not see it in a bad light and actually answer this:

(Kyle and Ash are in fact step-siblings actually, as ocs they started as friends with sibling dynamic until I actually made them into actual step-family btw)

And !! I actually like to think that Kyle is the typical incel with a Madonna whore complex (in his mind there's women he respects and women who doesn't deserves respect). He WOULDN'T actually approach Ash in any sort of incel behaivor out of respect and genuine sibling love and quite overprotection to her, BUT maybe would had say misogynist stuff around her BY ACCIDENT but never letting himself say explicit stuff or violent foid hate, just basic misogynist joke or rants about one of his ex girls that dump him for being and asshole and immature

He is like those brothers that is "I know how men usually thinks" and tries to keep her safe of anything outside of his own incel behaivor <-Madonna whore complex acting again to have an idealization of Ash

And yeah he may be an incel but I always try to not make it fall into making seem Kyle as possible threat/misogynist creep around Ash, just a stupid overprotective brother that was raised by incels but still haves some sort of gen worry in him for his fam

[ladadee195]

Ladadee meets Legends of Avantris at Too Many Games 2024 (LONG POST read at your discretion)

I'm not one to write up a trip report cause I'm firmly in the "no one gives a shit." camp but for this I feel like people will get a kick out of my anxious distress over the past two days and I know those that couldn't make it would also appreciate it.

I knew a few months ago that when LOA said they were gonna be at TMG that I could go, its only an hour away from me. I'd gone to TMG back in 2019 to meet Brandon Rogers of Youtube and Helluva Boss fame and even then I didn't get HALF as nervous as I did the past two days. I was a shaking hyperventilating mess. Embarrassing, truly.

Friday was worse then Saturday.

First off, we'd barely parked in the parking lot when we see Andy casually strolling across the parking lot and get into his very nice red mustang, nice to see where the car vlogs happen!

By the time we got to the booth I could barely breath but I wanted to grab my free pin and say hi first. I want to disclaimer this by stating that I realize LOA tries really hard to make it perfectly clear that the Party and fam are regular people that work hard to produce their content and be successful at what they do without being celebrities or influencers. Logically, I know this and I respect the hell out of it. However my hyperfixated brain and general anxiety made it incredibly hard for me to remain CALM. Its really hard to remain calm when you've been watching them by yourself alone in your room hours upon hours and then suddenly there they are in real life before you, talking to YOU! How am I meant to be remain calm?

Anyway, I met Andy and Nikkie. Talked briefly with Andy and just generally embarrassed myself but he's so cool ya know and is probably used to it all things considered. I asked them both to sign my Cake Chad shirt, both we're happy to do so and I got a great hug from Nikkie. After that I cut my losses and decided to move on. Their meet and greet wasn't for a few hours and we were hungry. When the meet and greet came, I jumped in line to get a picture. It went really quick and I got no chance to really talk to them but they were super awesome and I love the picture! I knew they were TALL but god I felt like a hobbit.

The live show wasn't until 7:30 so we left the con to check into our hotel and relax for a few hours. It was a nice break and I finally got to breath. We returned to the con and got seats for the live show.

if you haven't already seen other's overviews or the whole video I wont spoil anything but it was SO good. I was so curious about what they could possibly do for a one shot but holy shit was that amazing. Its always interesting and fun to attend live shows with cheering and laughter and suggestive whistles. Gives one a sense of community you only ever get a taste of on here or discord.

Afterwards we went back to our hotel and rewatched the whole show on the live stream LOL

Saturday I was much calmer because I had a goal. Get the whole parties signatures and not be embarrassing.

We did a lot of waiting cause the con opened at 11 and again their meet and greet was at 3 but we managed to pass the time well enough and then we got back in line. An readers when I tell you how amazing it went!?? I was very proud of myself even though I was still nervous and shaky I did much better.

They all were super cool and signed my Hootise shirt. I still geek out thinking about it! But the best thing happened. Richie saw my Gideon/Kremy candy bead bracelet I'd made myself and legit forgot I'd worn for this exact reason. This is how that went. Richie: is that a Kremy and Gideon candy bracelet?

Me: YES!I forgot I had that on!

Richie: thats the best I gotta get a picture and show Mace.

I was DYING omfg. The two behind the ship SAW my ship bracelet??? still freaking out. I decided that I should have made ones for them. I convinced myself they wouldn't like them, I know better now for next time.

After they'd all signed my shirt I gave them my thanks and MAYBE acted a little embarrassing when I told them name and that I was already in the discord but as I said earlier they're so cool and awesome I doubt they noticed me being like that.

i felt like even though it was short I had a really good moment with them which is all I really wanted.

I regret a lot of things. Like the fact that I had plans on making them gifts but ran out of time due to me being sick like right up until Friday and being so nervous and scared and I acted only a little crazy. I know next time (PAXUnpluged in Dec?) I'll be much better prepared.

I hope those that cared to read this very long post enjoyed my little overview. Just remember even though you may be scared and nervous to do something, you still should cause you never know how great it might be at the end.

[metalsiren]

hi hi idk where my muse went so i'm gunna be MIA & on semi-hiatus until june, i think. things have been crazy in my personal life and i have lil baby spoons that gets filled v easily kskdhdkdkd i'll be on discord for those who already have it and wanna chat but full paragraphs my brain says naurrrrr fam.

[theredhairedmonkey]

Maybe it's just me, but it annoys me a lot when someone says that Rayla should own up and be held accountable for her actions, especially if those actions hurt people, and the fandom automatically jumps to the conclusion that they believe she should be punished and that she doesn't deserve anything good.

Nah, not just you fam.

Thankfully, I think what you’re describing is solely in TDP Tumblr, and only in one small part of it. Everywhere else I’ve seen in the TDP fandom—Twitter, YouTube, Reddit, Discord—people seem to have a fairly balanced and fair view of Rayla, where she’s not seen as a bad person but nevertheless did royally mess up and needs to own up to that. And that happens to be the view the show holds, given how many times what she did comes up (even in s5), and the fact that one of the showrunners stated she might apologize “more than once.”

I think the overreaction you’re describing comes from the fact that there’s quite a few fans out there who project onto Rayla and see her as an idealized version of themselves, and thus get really angry when she’s criticized, since it feels like it’s a criticism geared towards them.

I would have considered that maybe this reaction was due to some fans wanting to extend more grace and forgiveness to all the characters, but considering how gleeful and enthusiastic this same cohort is on punishing Callum for his (modest and justified) use of Dark Magic, I really don’t think that’s the case. It’s just yet another circumstance where it’s one standard for Rayla and another for everyone else.