#saying it ominously is funny 💀

[astrono]

their coming...

[bumpscosity]

Killing off a character in the same season you introduced them in who is not only a main character but has been forced into the whole main plotline of the season is a bold and very stupid move stranger things team 💀

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

No but actually i need to know how somehow the great seven became 'good' in the eyes of history because they are literally looking so evil in every depiction of them???? how come no one has smelt a rat yet????

[Referencing the author’s notes in this post!]

I think that the G7 (or at least most of them) probably lived during time periods when cameras and video recordings weren’t a thing?? So it’s not as though the depictions we do see of them are 100% accurate to how they looked in the actual history of Twisted Wonderland. (This is not counting what we as the audience know to be Real because of our own experiences with the Disney properties.) Rather, the suspicious as hell expressions are likely renditions by the in-universe artists and historians of Twisted Wonderland. A lot of what we’ve seen are them seem to be statues and paintings, which imply a certain degree of artistic merit was applied in their creation.

My guess as to why so many of Disney villains are show with really Obviously Evil faces (well, other than that’s just the source material TWST is pulling from) is that maybe it’s a stylistic choice/trend within their world??? Like maybe in Twisted Wonderland it’s considered flattering or respectful to depict important historical figures like the G7 in imposing ways. (In the real world, it tends to be very neutral poses.)

Side note: it will still never not be funny that characters will drop lines like “Every painting of the Fairest Queen depicts her flawless beauty in such a flattering light” (a voice line from Jade’s Platinum Suit by MysteryShopTLs) right as they hit us in the face with images like this:

LIKE, GIrL… WDYM…

SHE LITERALLY HAS THEBLANK StARE ANnD CRAZY EYES HERE AND AN OMINOUS ShADOW OVER hER FAcE…………………….. ………. ……. ……….. ….. … .. . … ….. … … . . .. . . . ..

If this were an isolated incident, maybe I’d believe J word is just saying that to troll people… but this has consistently been a thing for villains pulling suspicious af expressions paintings in multiple Platinum Suit cards💀 No one ever remarks on how shady the historical figures actually look, so the only assumption I can make is that these sorts of presentations are normal and to be expected in their world??

[memyselfandmya]

RAW REACTIONS TO JWCT

Spoilers below the cut, and warning it's long. My thoughts are all over the place rn so you'll get more organized posts tomorrow

Ep. 1

“Just the one.” FML

Darius you’re such a funny little guy

“I’m not talking about the island I’m talking about what happened after.” AHHHHHHH. The way this line was delivered and animated.

The family photos on the wall feel so symbolic. 

It’s sad how Darius has to go through this process of grief again.

What’s Brand doing to get himself into trouble?

*soft music plays* “And here with me live are the improbable survivors of the Jurassic World incident, the Nublar Six” CAN YOU HEAR ME FUCKING SOBBING.

Ben scrunched over that little compute please I can’t 😭

What’s especially sad about Darius’ grief is that he’s not just sad and depressed as if he’s accepted her death, it’s that he pushed himself into a sort of state of almost denial where he’s still calling her and stuff.

These raptors are freaky

1st episode over yayyyy

Ep. 2

Not the keys Darius 

The tensionnn

Ben and his driving skills 

Ben’s poor van

Ben still being the well prepared man he is

Ben…I’m concerned what is that board you have going on there

Why are these grown ass men living such horrible lives? Eating canned cheese out of a dirty mug? A spoon in a boot that makes sloshing noise?

Ben back at it w the shaving cream/ whipped cream. 

Darius is so unconvinced

BEN throwing Darius phone out like it was nothing plssss and his reaction 

BROOKLYNN I MISS YOU 

She’s so pretty though

Very ominous great way to emphasize Ben’s paranoia 

These poor traumatized kids

“Is your friend okay?” “No.” PLSS I’m glad he knows it

THE FUCKING FORESHADOWING 

OH THE SUSPENSE 

Ep. 3

Sammy’s ranch is so cuteeee

SAMMY MI AMOR THEIR REUNION IS JUST SO PRECIOUS 

The locs thing omg 

“Have you seen my pitchfork” she asks casually as if she’s a witch hunter during the Salem witch trials 

What do you mean Sammy isn’t talking to her parents 

Their reunion is soooo cute 

Sammy you are a queen and I love you.

FUCK YOU CARL

I forgot we were in Texas lmao

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S SAMMY SEEING BROOKLYNN FOR ME 😭 now it’s definitely for sure that Sammy died her hair in honor of B. Brooklynn’s jacket 😭

SAMMY 😭😭😭 “or Yaz pulling away from me”

FUCK OH MY GOD CARLS DEAD

Got me ugly crying 

Ep. 4

Darius’ humor is immaculate 

Everybody’s calling Ben by his full name and I love it

WHAT? GIRLFRIEND??

Nooo the brothers are fighting

Kenji has… downgraded

Oop- no the money loss

Sammy that kick was awesome marry me plz wait no u have Yaz marry her and then marry me

I knew they were fighting but god damn he rlly just shut the door or Darius like that

Kenji I love you dude but take this seriously 

Ooh the tension

Ouch, brooklynns death

Double ouch, Kenji blames Darius. Of course 

OH MY GOD HE’S OUT OF PRISON

“Once you lose my trust, you lose it. Forever.” Damn. Hang on let me go check off Kenji and his daddy issues off my bingo card rq

The girlies aren’t in a good place 😭😭 “why did she say something?” Plssss

I love how Sammy car jacked Ben by tickling him for his keys

Them abandoning Darius with Kenji 💀

I  love the rock climbing scene 

“where were you the night Brooklynn died?” Oop- we’re doing up this now?

OH!? oh

Awww fuckkkkkk 😭

That’s another mark on my card

YAY BROOKENJI IS OVER

but also damn… poor Kenji 

“Wait how do I get back down?” You’re so real Darius 

Aww bumpy noooo

Ep. 5

DANG THAT COMPY GOT SWEPT UP

“Hey that song kinda reminds me of that” *turns music off* oh

“Not taking family advice from a kid who hasn’t called his own mother in over a month.” OH. WERE YOU SILENT OR WERE YOU SILENCED. THE BOYS ARE TAKING SHOTS AT EACH OTHER 

YASAMMY

“Oh yeah, Darius warned me. LMFAO

Ohh she told you Benjamin. No more carob. 

The gyrosphereeeee

Oh fuck this guy whoever you are.

“Free the Dino’s.” YESSSSSSSS 

I had a feeling we’d see kenjis dad

“Did you have Brooklynn killed?” Oh going in hot ig

Oh shit- DAMN BEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME

OK, I feel bad for Sammy because even after all of these years, she makes one mistake by spying for mantah corp and people still kind of hold it over her head, even her best friends. that must suck 

Ooh the tension

“Don’t do the Japanese thing. You know I don’t speak it.” Ooh we’re bringing the culture too! JW ain’t playing 

Oh shit-

YOU DONT MANIPULATE MY SON ANYMORE OH SHITTTTTT

AHHH SAMMMYYYYYYYY

I love how Ben and Sammy take down a Dino abuser just as a little side quest

Aww they’re so cute  OH MY GOD WTF HE’S THE “WEVE GOT A PROBLEM DUDE”???

Poor kenji THATS RIGHT YOU STAND UP TO HIM KENJI FUCK YOU DANIEL

“Im not afraid to get my hands dirty” oh shit-

OH FUCK CAN THEY CAMOUFLAGE??

OHH SHIT

WHO TF IS THAT SHE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DOLL I WANT MY MOM HELP

FUCK OH MY GOD FUCK WHAT THE HELL

POOR KENJI

THAT CANT BE A FUCKING REAL PERSON

WHO TF IS THAT IN THE CAR??

AWWWWWWWW FUCK KENJI IM SO SORRY

Ep.6

YAZ MY SWEET GIRLY HIIII AWW POOR GIRLY DAMN NOT EVEN A FULL MINUTE IN AND WERE ALREADY BRUNGING IN THE TRAUMA

she’s so pretty thoughhhh

Aww brooklynnn 

AWW THE BABY TALK

Aww the trauma poor baby I just wanna give her a hug

“Any particular reason I’m here and not Sammy?” Ooohh

Awwwww

Yaz I love you. You’re so pretty, and cool, and just a bunch of good things

OH MU GOD THAT PIC OF THEM IS SO CUTE

Are you gonna answer the phone Yaz?

YAYYYY SHE PICKED UP

MY GIRLIES I LOVE THEM

“Wait you’re coming here?” You can hear the panic in her voice.

IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU YAZ

Yaz is definitely suspicious. 

AHHH THEY SAID THE L WORD

I love this episode already

It’s so amazing that they’re actually addressing their mental health. I don’t think I’ve ever heard children’s shows say the words  traumatizing and ptsd.

Oop. So this is where you live Yaz?

Awwwwww she’s waiting for them AWWWWWWWWWWWW (MORE LIKE A SHRILL SHRIEK) THEYRE REUNITED 

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IM CRYING 

Awww I love Ben and Yazs friendship so much

Ooh time to drop the news

This place is so pretty and nice and Yaz genuinely seems to be happy. Also she knows people :)

“Benny Boy.” Aww

Sammy is not enjoying this place lmao

“You’re favorite.” Oop-

UH OH IM SCARED I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT I THOUGHT I WAS READY BUT I DONT KNOW

WE GIT THE SCENE

BEN GET YIUR GOOFY ASS OFF THE GROUND

IM SCAREDDDDD 

Oh shit

AHHHHH 

OH FUCK FUCK I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM AGRUE DIDNT WE HAVE ENOUGH OF THAT IN CAMP CRETACEOUS 

I love that Sammy is trying to protect Yaz but she is taking it a little too far. Ben is me, I can’t see I’m blinddddd blinddddd blindddd

But also Yaz you didn’t keep in contact?? 

Oh shit Yaz has a point though *shrieking*

Not the fucking time Ben 

I take it back this isn’t my favorite episode I don’t love this episode

Ben struggling to give advice plssss. I love you dude

I love Yaz and Ben’s friendship so much though

“When me and my girlfriend—“ the swoop up, like right Yaz. “I’m sorry girlfriend?” Right. That’s what we’re all wondering

“Why does everyone act so surprised when I say that?” BECAUSE YOU’RE GAY??

OH FUCK OH FUCK PEOPLE ARE DYING OH FUCK RICH DIED

I DONT KNOW WHO HE IS BUT HE IS DEWD. EATEN. GONE OH SHIT POOR YAZ

aww poor Sammy I just thinks Yaz needs some great room. 

Sammy was definitely abt to say “how the hell”

WE GOT THE OTHER SCENE

The little side eye Ben gives Yaz after “big Ben’s got moves” <3<3

OH FUCK THEY ARE TRAPPEDOh dpw is here they got it

the little hand hold <3<3

OH FUCK THE DPW IS NOT THERE THEY DONT GOT IT THE DPW IS MAKING IT WORSE FUCK I HAD A FEELING 

OH FUCK THEYRE FAKLING IN THE WATER

OH MY GOD WTF

Ep. 7

Oh they are under under.

My worst fear lowkey

oh shit…

OH SHIT THEY ARE SO CUTE AWWWW

poor kenji… awww fuck this is so sad. 

Who is this guy??

Uh oh… the dpw

Kenji poor baby

WHAT ARE YALL JUST DOUING SITTING THERE???

Ben really? Ductape

That’s my strong girls 

Nah this shit is terrifying 

Oh thank god 

Oh shit we’re finding out what happened 

Aww a little girl 

Oop corruption… but for a good cause?

Oh shit

How tf did Brooklynn not feel those footsteps?

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.

Is Brooklynn actually dead? Moment of truth.

Awww no no no no 😭 Darius fuckkkkk 😢

I can’t believe they actually showed a pool if blood. Brooklynns pool of blood

Wait so they saw her dead body? So she’s actually dead? Or what?

Oh fuckkkkkklk 😖 

STOP 😭

AWWW YASAMMY IS SO FUCKING CUTW AWWWWv

Not the random Italian 😭

OOH FUCK NOT THE PASSWORD UH OH

STFU DUDE

Ben was WAITING to throw those phones

Yaz I love you. “I am so going to haunt them from beyond the grave.”

I KNEW THE ROOM WE SAW WAS BROOKLYNN’S PLACE

Her house is so cuteeee

Please Sammy your voicemail 😭 I love how we’re getting to hear everyone’s voicemail

Awww

Oooh the plot thickens

Oh shitttt BROOKLYNN WTF ARE U DOING?

A FEW MILLION?? PASS THAT ON OVER RIGHT OVER HERE

OH SHIT

Ep. 8

WTF ARE YALL DOING WHY ARE YOU DIRECTLY IN THE CAGE WITH THE DINO ARE YOU ACTUALLY INSANE ATP YOU’RE GIVING IT A FREE MEAL YAZ WTF ARE YOU DOING YALL ARE TESTING FATE RN

KENJI YOU CANT BE SCREAMING LIKE THAT ALSO WTF WAS THAT SCREAM but also I can’t judge that’s me when I see a spider 

Oh I forgot abt all of those voicemails Darius sent

Aw lowkey poor dinosaurs

Who is he?

Kenji you’re such a goofball. Eew no I take it back gagging barfing gross wtf 

No Brooklynn what’d we say abt the baby talk pls no

Yes, Darius I am sufficiently uncomfortable 

Uh oh the boys are tussling I’m getting flashbacks to Ben and Darius 

Awww dariusssss 😭

Camp fam try not to get recognized by strangers challenge quick, start

Damnnn Sammy that was smooth. 

Darius… why are you in that gross ass tub

Camp fam boys try not to be gross challenge 

WHATTT

HANDS TO MY MOUTH IM ACTUALLY SHOOK RN

WDYM “I WAS IN LOVE WITH BROOKLYNN”

I DIDNT THINK THERED BE DINOSTAR WTF

OMG

Please get out of the fucking tub

You don’t know what’s been done in there

Are we just abandoning all self respect we have 

HOLY SHIT

oh is it the video? The video of her death?

Bumpyyyy

Oh fuck… 

YAZ 😭😭😭 “boo.” Please I love youuu

Right, that’s my reaction lmao

Oop Brooklynns mad

Nah cause she stared at that dinosaur for 3 straight up seconds girl has your time on numblar taught you anything??

In my Abby Lee voice: “BROOKLYNN HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?!”

no wonder your ass got ate

I’m sorry that’s mean.

I love you girly

Oh fuck.

Girly is dead

😭😭😭

“You and me, we’re brothers right?” STOP YOURE BREAKING MY HEART 😭😭😭😭😭

Stoppppp

Will we ever find out why Darius wasn’t there??

Oop dinosaurs 

What’s wrong with bumpy??

AHHHH SHE SAID IT SHE SAID THE CHAOS LINE “maybe not”

“What are you looking at?” Pftttt

Uh oh. He’s dead…

Oh well

Oh now they’re really looking 

“Yeah I don’t like that at all.” Yeah but I loveeee you Sammy 

Ep. 9

Poor Sammy but girl you need to chill

Bumpy???

Awww. I love yasammy and seeing them work through the it issues. ASWWWWWWW

OOH the gangs all here

How tf did Darius and Kenji scale that fence

Oh shit,

Miss ma’am you are too pretty to be participating in nefarious acts like this 

Lmfao “okay we get it you’re a climber”

What did I tell you girl? Way too pretty to be doing this shit

Come on Kenji put those protein drinks to work

Yaz wearing a crop top 🥰

Awww bunny nooo fuck fuck

Awww Ben 💔

Oh fuck no I would not be climbing up there 

the gangs all here

Okay kenji 

Damn Sammy you stay trying to knock kenji out I love you ❤️ 

Also the part where Yaz is covering both their mouths? So badass

Awww reunion how sweet

PFTTT DARIUS 

BUMPY NOOOO 😭

Oh so when they said international they meant international 

Oh shit…fuck… Brooklynn :(

LMFAO BEN

Oh…Ben 

Bumpy…

OH SHIT BUMPY IS SHE HAVING…

OH WAIT SAMMY’S SO PRETTY

FUCK WAIT BUMPY

NOOOOOOOO WTF

OH WAIT WTF

SAMMMYYYY 

STOP FOOLING US

YALL R SO WROMG FOR THAT

LMFA “DON’T THINK ABT IT BUD” 

cmon did you rlly have to ruin the happy moment?

Ep. 10

HOLY SHIT LAST EPISODE 

Oh the plot THICKENS 

SAMMY I LOVE YOU

OKAY BIG BEN OH SHIT BIG BENS DOWN

SAMMY I FUCKING LOVE YOU

OH SHIT OH SHIT THE TENSION IS INCREASING

NOOONOT HER SHE SCARES ME

AHHH I WANNA GO HOME

SHE CANT BE FUCKING REAL 

oh shit…

WAIT so it was the atrociraptors that killed Brooklynn???

OH FUCK HOW IS THIS A KIDS SHOW

YOU KNOW WHERE WHAT!?!?

OH FUCK

OH FUCK IT SMELLS THEM

OH SHIT

OH FUCK?

what if it’s Ronnie?

Oh it’s Mateo okay. 

TORO??

Aww yasammy

DAMN THAT SHOT WAS COOL THE TREX AND THE EXPLOSION 

HE PUNCHED IT 

AHHHHHH YAZ SAMMY YASAMMY OH MY GOD “MY GIRL” OH MY FUCKING GODDDD

NOW THAT WAS A SHOT STRAIGHT FROM TEXAS

THE KICK!?.

OH MY GODDDD HES ABOUT TO DO THE THING 

HES DOING THE THING OH MY GOD THE PARALLELS 

HOLY SHIT THIS SCENE IS INCREDIBLE 

THAT FUCKING ROAR

Oh?? The Broker??

HAHAHA THATS WHAT YOU GET 

WHY IS THIS BITCH STILL ALIVE AND HERE?

OH FUCK BYE BITCH WITH THAT UGLY ASS HAIRCUT 

Lmfao not them shitting on kenjis camper

Are they going to Brooklynn’s apartment?? Abroad?? 

THE LOOKS OF SHOCK ON THEIR FSCES RIGHT BEN THAT WAS MY REACTION 

AWWW NOT THE UNREQUITED LOVE TROPE

AWW FUCK :( :(

YAY WERE GOING ON AN ABROAD JOURNEY 

JESUS FUCK MATTEO 

OH MY GODDDD WERE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE CARGOSHIP 

RONNIEEEEEE HI DARLING

OH WAIT WTF RONNIE WHATE R U DOING DONT TELL ME…

wait…… is she texting…

Wait wait wait this could be either good or bad but I’m thinking good

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WAS RIGHT WE WERE RIGHT RUGHT 

OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GODDDDDDDD WE WERE RIGHT 

OH MY GOD SHES ALIVE AND SHE LOOKS SO BADASSS

[just-some-random-blogger]

idc idc here are my reactions to the new trailerssssss via (really long) shitpost RAAHHHHHHHH

*also i took the liberty and tagged some people in some parts lmao*

starting with the black trailer cos duhh i wanna see daemon lmao

starting off strong w caraxes (this is caraxes right?? 😭😭😭) honestly he ate that up. he like me fr. him screaming is how i reacted to his dad 😋

this shot is stunning. looking into the fire. the ominous sounds. (side note the fucking audio dialogue crunch wtf was that editing hbo??? the noise that harshly faded after she spoke ???????? AHHAHAH i can't blame you my audio be like that too)

HAHAHHAAAH HIS LIL SPIN HAS ME GAGGED HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HES SUCH A LIL BOY @azperja UR BOY IS WILDING HAHHAAHAHAH LMAOOOOOOOO

im a simple girl i see daemon i screech @em-writes-stuff-sometimes ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IS THIS CREGAN STARK ASFLJKHASFLKHASFLHASFH👹👹👹👹 NEXT TO BABY GIRL JACAERYS STRONG LOOK AT HIS BABY GIRL LIPS IDK @valeskafics THIS LOOKS LIKE IT CAME OUT ONE OF YOUR FICS?????? AM I ABOUT TO MAKE A JACE FIC????? HELPPPP

gWAYNEEE?????? HIGHTOWER????????????? RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WITH HIS SLUTTY LIL BUSTED LIP?????????????? why are you in the blacks trailer tho?????????? who did you fuck up??? who fucked you up???????? omG IF YOU AND DADDY DAEMON FIGHT 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

CUNT-C-CUNT-C-CUNT-CUNT. he is swag. he is emo. he is killing all the aemond girlies. @ewanmitchellcrumbs i have nothing to say to you other than hi how ya doin

and im a very simple girl 😋😋😋😋

i dont like the mourning girls ))): LEAVE MY GIRLS ALONE ☹

i would bend the knee to you daddy REEEEEEEEEEEEEE @em-writes-stuff-sometimes SHOULDER SHOT IN LIEU OF A CROTCH SHOT??????????????????

her dialogue 😫😫😫 ate. as it remains rhaenys is the only one with the braincell in this psycho barbie house and we love her for that

CUNT-C-CUNT-C-CUNT-CUNT. SHE SERVED SO HARD FUCKKKKK

now the green trailer

MY SAD GIRL LEAVE HER ALONE. congrats on having (one of) your oppressor(s) die tho (: it must be mentally tolling ):

[in response to alicent's dialogue] ok but you also knew viserys was delulu to the core????? he did the whole horse analogy to defend rhaenyra which was INSANE. 😔 its kinda sad you believe that in his dying breath he wanted to reconcile with you but even then he didnt give a fuck 💔💔💔💔💔 sorry alicent

ok but .... 👀👀👀👀👀👀 otto lookin kinda scruptious !!! @ewanmitchellcrumbs WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME??!?!?! tbh no regrets 😋😋 more food for me

I KNOW I ALREADY REACTED TO THIS BUT HAHAHAHAHA ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY HES SO UNSERIOUS WITH THE TWIRL. AND THE CAPTION IS PERFECT WAHAHAH VISERYS ROLLIN IN HIS GRAVE TO KNOW THIS IDIOT SUCEEDED HIM AND HONESTLY AEGON ATE WITH THAT. THE ULTIMATE REVENGE 😫😫😫 SERVE KING GIVE US NOTHING AND GIVE US CUNT ALL AT ONCE HAHAHHAHA @azperja AHHAH WALA LANG TAG LANG KITA ULIT HAHHAH

@em-writes-stuff-sometimes no but the SHOULDER SHOT IM BEING SO SERIOUS RN ITS SOOO RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hes salty because daemon and him are fighting again 😔💔 ASLKFHASF NO BUT WHY HE LOOK SO MAD???🤨🤨 HAHAHHAHHAH (ok fine fine hes mad because theyre about to go to war. id be mad too)

I DONT KNOW im taking a wild guess here. . . is this alys? ........... ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? idk idk i dont know enough about asoiaf to be guessing tbh

hes so dramatic. arent you the same man that begged your younger brother to let you flee and be rid of this burden? smh. had the crowds screaming your name once and now you think ur a rockstar. its ok ur @azperja's rockstar 😋

this line has me gagged 😭😭🤣🤣 GO KING. GO FUCK UP YOUR FAM AND THE REST OF THE SEVEN REALMS AS CASUALTY. i cant take him seriously. i cant 💀💀💀 YOURE THE GUY THAT JERKED OFF BY THE WINDOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 CRYINGGGGGGGGGGG and the fact this scene is directly followed by him showcasing his mommy issues 😔 poor pathetic meowmeow

STOPPP 💀💀💀💀✋✋✋✋✋ I CANT TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY EITHER. HE SAW DAEMON CHOP UP VAEMONDS HEAD AND HAS BEEN HORNY EVER SINCE.

oh wait fuck i forgot he killed lucerys 💀💀💀💀💀😬😬😬😬 asfhlashfhsafhasf wAIT HE KNOWS DAEMON IS COMING FOR HIM WAIT LASFHHASFHASFFASOHASF WAITTT IT JUST CLICKED HES SCARED FUCK FUCK FUCK

hes so fucking hot what the fuck @ewanmitchellcrumbs i get why you dedicated an entire blog for this man. felt. BUT WHY WAR? LEMME BRAID UR HAIR INSTEAD???????? STOBIT

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 STOP HURTING ALICENT WHAT THE FUCK STOP IT

IDK WHO SHE IS BUT SHE ATE. IS THAT A STAG I SEE ARE YOU A BARATHEON SLAYYYYYYY..... is she a she or is he a he i... i cant tell. either way v pretty v intrigued

?????????????????????????? WHY HE LOOK YASSIFIED IN THIS 💀💀💀 sOBBING

i HATE the fact they cut his hair. cole is now 10x more unbearable what the fuck. JUSTICE FOR FABIEN he had such pretty hair

❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ men that crave war are the scabs of society

HONESTLY HOW IS VHAGAR (this is vhagar right????) NOT RIPPING HER WINGS MORE WHEN SHE FLIES?????? THE HOLESSSSS ARE INSANEEEEEE

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 women

both of these trailers ending with their support for their preferred monarch is such a slay detail to add. THEY SHOULD RELEASE THE SHOW SOONER

[joofie404]

POV: you open tumblr in tevino

(this won't make a lot of sense if you don't know who my ocs are lol)

🐱 mitskicathumanthingidfk Follow

what even is a furry

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it's MY dark magic and i get to decide what i do with it

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it's time to start accepting the fact that king varus was not as bad as they say and the gods banishing him was unfair

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didn't he commit genocide and nearly wipe out the entire fairy species

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they're still around aren't they?

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is

is that your reasoning

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what's not making sense

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Fen left me a gift at the gate as a thanks for all my hard work, things might be turning up for me!

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the goddess of time herself just showed up in MY town's clock tower, made me tea, told me not to waste the present worrying about the future, did several magic tricks and now she's furnishing the interior

🎁 bobgoblin Follow

first time?

🔧 mitch. Follow

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIRST TIME

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visit my island :)

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bro catfolk have it so easy, imagine living a life where the worst thing that could happen to you during a day is dropping your milk

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catfolk POV: "oh boy, time to enjoy my fulfilling life of rubbing my head on people and not having to pay taxes"

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you know they're advised not to leave nyanton without a year prior of combat experience for a reason

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sorry what

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left my assistant a "gift" at the front gate

it's a great day for a swim anyway, isn't it?

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fen. what are you doing fen.

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weird how nobody talks about the fact that the goddess of water just straight up disappeared and her sister was awful eager to take up her role

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they deactivated my account

am i onto something

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It wasn't a gift

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im going to LOSE IT

picture this: you stroll into your favorite magic shop, staff in hand all ready to get some new spells and stuffs but NOOO! you approach the spellbook section and are met with a wall of price tags that could make a dragon choke on its hoard. WHEN DID THEY GET SO EXPENSIVE?! for Hya's sake, it seems you have to sell your soul just to afford a decent grimoire these days. and don't you DARE get me started on the "limited edition" releases— "OOH! the book glows, it HAS to have better spells, right?" NO! i spent three dungeon trips worth of teya on one, it's literally just a rehash of previous spellbooks but with fancier text and a signature from a self-proclaimed arch mage. it's a sad state of affairs when the pursuit of wisdom comes with a price tag that rivals the ransom for a kidnapped princess. If these prices don't go down I might act up.

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am i the only one that finds it weird how most waterkin just walk out of the holy sea and they exist? like, no parents, no childhood, they just exist.

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that doesn't sound right, how do some have children and siblings then

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well some emerge from the holy sea, afterwards they can mate and all that but i'm pretty sure some can even mitose

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They can! The way it works is that some waterkin emerge from the holy sea with two hearts rather than one. If that happens, then after some time the second heart will split off in a less mature form and is considered a sibling.

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if i had a second heart you wouldn't catch me with a sibling

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At B-Wares we are selling an ominous looking potion we found on a corpse in a dungeon for 50 Teya!

It's red, it glows, and it makes a funny noise if you shake it a lot!

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if you try and lowball us I will rip your throat out (◍＞◡＜◍)⋈。✧

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question for any catfolk that see this, how do you guys get your friends to scratch you

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Mitski, you can just ask.

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THIS POST WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HIDDEN HOW DID YOU FIND IT

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WHICH ONE OF YOU TOOK A BITE OUT OF TOTO?!?!???

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clyde is such a paradox, because i'm pretty sure his mom is like, a famous warrior or something and he can clearly hold his own in a fight, he saved my chickens from a few goblins last week but you look at his blog and he's the saddest wet cat you've ever seen

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he screams like a mandrake too

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STOOOPPPPPPP THAT'S BECAUSE YOU MADE SNATCH SCARE ME

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baby

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GO AWAAAAAAYYYYY

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liver failure

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CASS ARE YOU OK

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hospital

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CASS??!?!??!

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nvm just tummy ache 😁👍

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don't do that

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we're gonna try a delivery service, you pay for a product through our website, then you stand outside with a baseball glove, and then we'll have chip throw it towards your address. this'll probably work

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the dungeon skeletons have unionized

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WHAT

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this you

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[verosvault]

🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 5!!!🚨

Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"

Episode 5 "Mall Madness"

Timestamp: 1:46:04

Video Length: 4min. & 59sec.

Kristen tries to reach out to Cassandra

Brennan: "Yeah, you can reach out and talk to Cassandra."

Ally: "I don't wanna say anything. Can I just listen?"

Brennan: "You listen."

Ally: "Can I just open up the channel of communication and-"

Brennan: "Listen-"

NOT BRENNAN ADJUSTING HIMSELF IN HIS SEAT!!! 😭😭😭✋✋✋ THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA GET BAD!!! 😭😭✋✋

BRENNAN'S "I'M EVIL" SIT!!! 😭✋

The Amazing Caption Team: "(Brennan exhales ominously)"

MYSTERY VOICE?!: "She is at my side once more.

Ally: "So she is the death?"

Zac: "Is that Cassandra?"

Ally: "That's the- That's the Nightmare King talking about Kalina?"

Siobhan: "No"

Ally: "No?"

Emily: "Cassandra?"

Ally: "Did Cassandra turn back into the Nightmare King and someone is by her side once more?"

Siobhan: "Is Cassandra a lesser god serving a more powerful god?"

MYSTERY VOICE?!: "Do you wish for divinity?"

Kristen: "To serve, or to be, myself?"

I loved Ally's answer there! I wanna dissect that line SO BADLY but I'm too dumb to do that! 😂🤣💀 I don't know how I would! 💀✋

MYSTERY VOICE?!: "You have opened yourself to listen. Do you wish to listen?"

Kristen: "Yes"

MYSTERY VOICE?!: "Good. I shall give you a master you deserve."

Brennan: "Red, crackling light. And a slimy, rotting set of block letters that says "Yes!" with an exclamation mark is shunted out of the portal. (squelches)"

1. I love Zac's reaction! That's LITERALLY ME! 😭✋

2. Brennan's "Squelch" sound was too good! 😭✋

Fig: "We've got to clear this before the party."

Kristen casts banishment on the "YES!" 😭✋

Kristen: "Thank you, kind master. I will cherish it. Who do I serve? Who am I speaking to?"

Lou: *laughs* "Serve?" *Covers his face* 😂😂

MYSTERY VOICE?!: "I am coming for you."

Lou's reaction! 😭😭 LITERALLY ME! 😭✋ It's just so funny that Lou is making that face when that voice is talking to Kristen! Not Fabian! 😂🤣💀😭✋

MYSTERY VOICE?!: "And when I find you, I will break you in a way that none who loved you will recognize the ruin I have wrought."

BRO! THAT LINE!! YIKES!! SHIVERS!! 😭😭✋✋

MYSTERY VOICE?!: "Lean your soul in closer, that I might give you more than words." 😭✋

Ally cuts this off! 😭✋

HOW DOES BRENNAN LAUGH AFTER THAT FR THOUGH!?!?!?!? 😭😭😭✋✋✋

Kristen gets some images of a shattered mall, of fractions of these red glass stars collecting shards of blue astral mall, the corpses of dead wizards floating in astral space, strudel streaming out of a portal endlessly in sort of- oblivion.

Ally makes a Religion check and gets a 19!

Brennan: "Looking at all of this here, you do not feel the presence of another divinity, but yet something divine has happened. I think what you know is that there is some rage working within Cassandra that was prompted by those stars, that was prompted by those shattering things. So, I think all of your questions come back to them. Like- That's what started this. Obviously, it began within Cassandra's chest, though, and you keep coming back to that term, 'I thought you were dead', you hear 'I thought you were dead,' and you look down and see this dead- or- you banished it, but you see the slime left by the dead, rotting god that you summoned in your Freshman Year, and you suddenly remember that the Wizard Synod, the Synod of Spire, this mall, was in the Astral Realm."

Zac: "When Cassandra was saying, 'I thought you were dead,' would she be talking about 'Yes!', or is that something else?"

Emily: "I think so"

Ally: "She knew very much about 'Yes!'"

Murph: "That's why she, that's the example of-"

Emily says that the rotting "Yes!" means that Kristen's god turned into toxic positivity!! 😂🤣💀

Ally just laughs! 😂🤣💀

Ally: "I think so. Oh no...okay, okay..."

The Bad Kids wanna go find Ragh to talk to him about this maybe. 🥲

Brennan: "As you say that, I don't think it would be intuitive that it's "Yes!", because "Yes!" slid out like a dead, flat joke."

Ally: "Okay."

Brennan: "You think whatever that voice was slid 'Yes!' out to you and said, 'I'll give you a master you deserve.' and it was like a- you know what I mean? It's like- It's like a humiliation. It's like 'Here's your god.'"

Ally: "So when she said, 'I thought you were dead', it wasn't to 'Yes!'"

Brennan: "It wasn't to 'Yes!', you don't think it was."

[hearts401]

REAL REAL WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MICHAELS ASS LMAO??? LIKE I CAN UNDERSTAND EVAN AND CASSIDY AND THE MCI AND EVEN LIZ AND IG WILLIAM BUT LIKE…

also istg there’s so many people who give Michael a separate mother from Liz and Evan which is fine ofc but it’s so funny to me. Like even his mom hates his ass 😭😭😭😭😭or like the divorce theory/headcanon usually most people say they think the divorce happened after both liz and evan were dead like mrs afton deadass just left him with his abusive father I guess??? 💀

LEGIT THE DIVORCE THEORY IS SO FUCKING FUNNY LIKE. "Yeah no my two fav kids died i no longer have any ties to this family" CHDFDKLSJFDLSJFDS

William and Henry especially have NO REASON TO WRONG MICHAEL THE WAY THEY DO LIKE...

Henry please give him doors please. stop being secretive and ominous please. idc if he didnt know that it was michael IF ANYTHING THAT MAKES IT WORSE LMAO

[mrs-gauche]

So here are some thoughts and ramblings on The Missing volume 1! But be warned, it got very, very friggin long, because I'm nuts and also a sleep deprived German, so please don't look too closely for grammar mistakes under the cut, thank you. 🙂💀

 - First of all, I think so far, the art style and character writing overall has been mostly fine. At first, I was a bit sad to hear that Nunzio DeFilippis and Christina Weir (who did Blue Wraith) wouldn't be involved again, but I think, especially in this volume, the new art style with the heavy shadows really captures that ominous, eerie atmosphere of the Deep Roads, the pacing flows rather neatly and Varric and Harding don't feel out of character at all! Yes there are some minor, odd design choices with the characters' proportions, some stuff is downright copy and pasted in multiple panels? lol, Charter looks.. different and deepstalkers are apparently now velociraptor sized. lol But nothing to get riled up about imo. Overall, I enjoyed it and I’m excited for more!

- Our man is getting a little grey around the edges. 👀 Throughout the volume I was actually actively looking for clues that could indicate when this story takes place. If fan speculations are true and DA4 is set some eight years after Trespasser (and this comic takes place right before the start of DA4), Varric would be around 50 now. I think you can also tell from his attitude that he's really getting tired of all the turmoil. lol I don't think there is a character with more appearances throughout the games, comics and books than Varric at this point. The man has been through so much.

It's kinda funny to me though how we're all like "Varric's getting so old and tired of all this, he needs a break!".. when, I mean, imagine what *8000 year old* Solas must flippin feel like. 😂 (I'm not saying this is a topic that I feel like isn't talked about enough, when there's SO much in Solas' dialogue and the way BioWare keeps emphasizing it in all kinds of ways, just HOW tired Solas actually is, but I digress. lol) Love me a story about tired old men chasing other tired old men.

But looking at the rest of this group in comparison, Varric really IS like that grandpa being out with the youngsters here. lol As for Harding, loving the new hairstyle! <3

- Evka and Antoine! <33 (Are they married yet?) What a great surprise, especially since these two were actually one of my favorites out of all the newly introduced characters in Tevinter Nights! So this comic marks their fourth appearance now, throughout books and DA Day short stories. Would love to see them show up in DA4 as well! Though I am curious, since the last we read about them, they were fighting off Darkspawn in an unknown place (while getting engaged lol), and in Tevinter Nights, they were heading towards Weisshaupt. In Inquisition, it seemed as though there was something suspicious going on over there, with the way it went radio silent on anyone outside the place and how no one was able to get a hold of the Wardens, so... did Antoine and Evka ever actually made it to Weisshaupt? Do they know what's going on over there? Or does all this take place before the story in TN?

- So I take it, Evka and Antoine were ordered to go there and investigate abductions and the disappearance of other Wardens after rumors of a "tall, dark figure emerging from the Deep Roads to drag the unwary to their doom". With the way this volume ended, it appears like the mystery about the abductions has already been solved now.. though wouldn't it be kinda odd to have the title be "The Missing", only for this mystery to be solved within the first volume? So I would think there is still more to it than just ogres and deepstalkers..?

The fact this all happened after "sewer excavations accidentally broke through the underhold" instantly rang a few bells in my head, reminding me of the chapter "Luck in the Gardens" in Tevinter Nights that was about an octopus-esque monster that lived in the sewers of Minrathous and killed countless people. It also reminds me of another chapter in TN about the Venatori trying to awaken a... thing lurking beneath Minrathous that was said to be "neither demon or spirit". Given the confirmed Venatori involvement at the end, could they be abducting people for some dirty rituals/red lyrium experiments?

Then there's *this* look.

So Varric and Harding exchange *a look*, suggesting that they do know more about those "rumors" than they let on. The two are actually on their own mission searching for Solas. While sadly the only reason we're given for why they're even going down there is just Harding saying she "got a lead", it raises the question if they were suspecting Solas to have something to do with those abductions? You know, while reading I had to chuckle at the prospect of Solas in Dread Wolf form dragging Grey Wardens into his “lair” just because, you know, he's bored and hates the Grey Wardens. lmao (Like, that has actually been his new hobby for the past ten years now to kidnap every Grey Warden in Thedas and gather them all in one place to lecture them about why they're so wrong about everything they're doing. lmaoo)

I'm sorry, but the way they're calling this place his "refuge" where "he could be hiding", did actually make me laugh out loud. I mean, who in their right mind would be crazy enough to actually use the Deep Roads as a "refuge" (if it ain't your last resort or something). lol Yes Varric, Solas has quite literally "come down in the world", it seems. Set up a cozy new home in the Deep Roads like it's just another free real estate (we'll get to *that room* in a second).

"Exactly Solas's style" lmao Yeah, I guess if you're able to petrify people and monsters of all kind with nothing but a mere thought now, you could actually find a nice quiet spot to even do some safe napping down there as well. 🥴

- Okay. Now let's talk about THIS part.

"Bold of you to assume I had a plan."

This made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.

So, if you didn't see my comment talking about the published synopsis a few weeks back, let me tell you that I spent a considerable amount of time thinking about what could possibly be Varric and Harding's brilliant plan here, just in case they would actually manage to find Solas. So....

How bold of ME to assume you had a plan VARRIC aflfjgllhgjh

No! Who needs a plan?? After eight years of searching unsuccessfully for our guy that could literally end the world as we know it any second now, we're just going to straight up walk down the Deep Roads without any kind of plan or back-up whatsoever. And Harding just came along without ever questioning once what the hell they were even going to do in case they found Solas up until this point. I'm. in. tears.

I even ended up joking in my initial comment about how Varric might as well just tie him up and try talking him out of his endeavors. Joke's on me then. lol

Though, even without a plan, the way Varric is expressing so much confidence when saying "We stop him, what else?" has me wondering, what Varric even means by that. If he is implying to actually kill him, then why would he be so confident about it, when he knows exactly what Solas is now capable of?

Actually, the way in which Varric and Harding seem to conflict over how to approach Solas, Varric wanting to "stop him" while Harding suggests "talking to him", is apparently going to be a recurring theme throughout the story, if we're looking at this newly published synopsis covering the whole series:

Which could actually segue directly into DA4, seeing as this seems to somewhat mirror the final choice in Trespasser on whether to "stop him at all cost" or "to save him from himself". So maybe they're going for something like the different war table options in Inquisition for DA4, like depending on which "advisor" you choose, it will determine how you deal with Solas?

"It's too dangerous. For everyone. It's up to us, and *only* us, to find Solas."

I feel like this quote may be coming directly from the Inquisitor (note that it does say "find", so this could be said by any Inquisitor, regardless of their relationship). So they don't want to get anyone outside the Inquisition involved (which could become a problem when trying to, quote, “find people Solas doesn’t know”), but also begs the question, how much does the rest of the world even know about Solas at this point in time? So far, the only people who we know are actively trying to stop him are the Inquisition, anyone who didn't show up to that meeting at the end of Tevinter Nights (the Tevinter Siccari and the Ben-Hassrath) as well as the Executors and Rasaan and the Qunari.

- Flashback time with Charter in Kirkwall! Didn't expect HER to show up again.. let alone to see Kirkwall.. again (after Absolution, that is)! lol

So this line right here confirms, to me at least, that Charter in this scene basically serves as a stand-in for the Inquisitor, since obviously they couldn't make the Inquisitor show up personally in this comic.

Also, if this whole conversation takes place after Tevinter Nights and Charter's meeting with "the Bard", am I the only one who thinks it's hilarious how Charter doesn't even consider to be part of this search team as well, when she's like the only person who actually managed to talk to Solas personally after Trespasser?? 😂 Charter was like "Bruh, I just barely made it out of an encounter with the guy alive, here's all the info I got, my job here is DONE", then she drank up her ale and sneaked the hell out of there. lmao "Tag! Your problem now, Mr Tethras, BYE!"

So Charter tells Varric to build a team and, again, I'm a bit baffled that this conversation that could literally determine the fate of the world, takes place over a drink in a public tavern nearly a decade (presumably) after the Inquisitor had already announced that they would need to form a team of people that Solas doesn't know. And then they keep talking about Harding as if she hadn't been present in that last scene in Trespasser as well. lol

I mean.. What have they been doing for the past eight years? 😂 What did the Inquisitor, Leliana, Cassandra and Harding talk about when they all stood around that table in the last scene in Trespasser? Did they all just decide on "Leave it to Varric" and left the room to get lunch after the Inquisitor said "We need to find people Solas doesn't know"? 😂 I just have a hard time to believe that, what should be considered the Inquisition's highest priority, to figure out a plan on how to go against Solas, hasn't been thoroughly discussed at this point...

- You know, isn’t it interesting how Varric keeps saying that Harding’s hesitation is gonna get her killed, yet he himself never straight up says that he’s going to kill Solas either, if it was unavoidable?

- Also, interesting choice of words here, Varric. "Broke the world" does kinda imply that undoing his actions would then somewhat "fix it" again, no? 👀 Just saying..

- So.. confirmation for an inevitably batrayal then? Lovely. Not like we were already on the lookout for any potential spy/traitor in the next companion line up for DA4 anyway. lol

- So after this and some neat monster action, we're getting another flashback and another pretty shot of Kirkwall. Varric has apparently done a fantastic job as Viscount at rebuilding the place... In fact, it looks SO good that I didn't even recognize our favorite shithole at first. lol

Speaking of Kirkwall, anyone else wondering when this story takes place in regards to the end of Absolution? Is "Merry the Mad” already secretly chilling down in the basement as an angry glowing mass of red lyrium at this point? Or did she take over right after Varric left? lol

- I love how Varric is like "But you've got so much to lose" to Harding, when he himself is talking as the flippin Viscount of Kirkwall, having an entire city to take care of. lol If there's "no guarantee to come back", surely Varric understands that he still has a lot of responsibility here.. (Also, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't take that long for Solas to find out about the Viscount of Kirkwall having left the city?)

"Solas has made it clear he doesn't want us interfering."

Well, I don't know which Trespasser ending you got, Varric, but in MY ending, Solas all but seemed to *beg* for us to find a way to prove him wrong. lol

- So Harding "found a lead", and it's still the most frustrating thing in this volume to me (besides Harding missing her freckles of course :P) that they don't go into a little more detail about this...

I also couldn't even read any further beyond "He's been working out" on my first read, because I was laughing too hard at the images playing in my head of a Rocky Balboa training montage of Solas getting ripped in the Deep Roads aflldkefkj (Does anyone remember “Swolas”?). The man is obviously preparing himself for his one on one boxing match against Elgar'nan once the Veil is gone.

- Oh look, it's the same picture.

- So they actually manage to find "Solas' hideout" at 37564th Deep Road and whoever gave Harding that “lead” must’ve done an amazing job at describing how to get there.

- Alright. So, the ROOM.

Before we're getting into this, let me just point out that, despite Varric's dialogue, there's actually no real evidence here that proves Solas was ever at this place, right? I mean, if Solas truly didn’t want to be found, wouldn't a place like the Crossroads, where he alone has control over the mirrors and access to all kinds of secret locations, make much more sense then? So.. I’m not quite so sure about all this.

It's interesting though how both Varric and Harding note that they didn't expect him to be "so close to the Darkspawn", because it reminds me of banter between him and Varric, that revealed how Solas seemed genuinely confused about the matter of "endless Darkspawn". So, if he really stayed there in the Deep Roads, maybe it was the best place to study the Darkspawn and learn more about their origin, the Blight, etc.

......That being said, let's just assume that he actually was here, because that’s just so much more fun to think about. lmao

- So much for free real estate then. I expected Solas to be a minimalist in regards to interior design, but wow. There's more on the walls than there is on the floor. 😂 (Also, I could've sworn I've seen this flippin candelabra somewhere around Skyhold before.. The man didn't just take our armor (and hearts) when he left, apparently he also took our furniture.

- I know this joke has already been made, but looking at those walls, Solas has apparently now turned into this meme.

It's so strange to me though, how they don't even seem to look more into these papers on the walls, when those probably contain highly valuable information?? Or am I missing something here? All we seem to get in response to the walls is *this* line?

Well DUH, Captain Obvious, I wouldn't have guessed. 😂 You're pointing this out, yet you take the invitation letter immediately at face value and don't even question if there could be more to it or if it could've been placed there on purpose? lol

Don't break my heart like this, Varric…

- So Sherlock and Watson conclude that Solas must've been here until very recently before leaving in a hurry. In fact, he must've been in such a hurry that he didn't even have enough time to make his bed. lol (And this is just the most random little headcanon of mine, but looking at how he apparently took everything but this single letter with him, he must've something to stow his stuff in when he left, right? So I just want to believe that he still carries that flippin backpack from the beginning of DAI? lmao)

- And finally, the LETTER.

So.... are we all on the same page here that this has to be a red herring left there on purpose? 😂

I mean, WOW, you're telling me Solas.. just conveniently forgot about this single invitation, that, even more conveniently, just so happens to lead them to their next location now..? Riiiight.

The fact that Varric and Harding don't even seem to consider this though is quite worrying? lol The thing is, even if they acknowledged that the letter could be a potential trap, it would still be the only substantial lead they have right now. So either way, they would have to look into it.

I mean, if this doesn’t actually turn out to be a red herring.. Whatever, it's only a comic and we have to set up the plot *somehow* I guess, but oof, that would definitely put my suspension of disbelief to the test. lol

Anyway, about this invitation... I have a few questions.

- Was it actually addressed to Solas or did he intercept it? How did he get this invitation in the first place?

- If he did intercept it and it was meant for someone else, why is he interested in meeting this Lady Chrysanthemum (I know that's not her name, but I always think about the flower when I read it lol)?

- If it *was* actually addressed to him, what does this Lady Chrysanthus want from him? Does she actually know who he really is?

- Could it be a red herring by someone else entirely, who is trying to lead Varric and Harding on the wrong track? Maybe the Venatori we see at the end?

- Why the urgency?

- Anyway, Venatori apparently kill their targets with an X pattern now? Was that.. a thing? I can’t recall, but it makes me wonder if they wanted Varric and Harding to discover it? But why?

- So the Venatori are obviously scheming something here and I'm wondering if they're now stalking on Varric and Harding to get closer to Solas? And if Solas left this letter there on purpose, does he know about the Venatori AND Varric/Harding going after him? Who is trying to outsmart whom here? lol

- I must say, if our group is now parting ways and that was the last we saw of Evka and Antoine, they.. didn't really have much of a purpose? They had little to no relevance to the plot and I feel like the story would've turned out exactly the same without them? 😂 Which is too bad, because as I mentioned before, I actually really like their characters? :/ Let's hope they maybe turn out to be important in retrospective. lol

- I also want to mention that I've seen some people already suspecting Harding to be a traitor/agent of Fen'Harel? 😂 Now, THAT would be a plot twist! I can already picture it.. at the end of this, Harding will turn around facing Varric "I can't believe you were that gullible. You actually bought the whole thing with the placed letter, you FOOL." 😂

(- Also, this is just a super silly, wild speculation without any real foundation, but with the way this is all set up and how they keep saying how Harding's hesitation is gonna get her killed.. What if Harding and Varric will encounter Solas in DA4, then it will be exactly like Varric foretold, Harding almost gets killed and Varric has to save her, sacrificing himself (and that's how she gets Bianca) lol)

So that’s all I’ve got. I had a great time reading this, despite some odd moments, but that didn’t bother me at all. I’m looking forward to the next volume and hopefully, some answers, and if you like, tell me what you thought about it! 😁

[himemeiya]

Stumbled upon your blog yesterday and realised you were the one behind the Utena Bet On it AMV, plus all the other videos on that channel! I had a friend who had already watched RGU reccomend the show to me and when I finished the finale she sent me a bunch of videos, essays, meta, memes she really liked about Utena. Out of the videos your vine videos, your bet on it amv and your tiktok sounds utena videos all featured as Things U Gotta Watch. Top Tier. And they are! I cannot stress how good they are. I've got a friend I'm trying to get to watch utena and I'm already prepared to send your whole channel her way.

Like, your Bet On It amv is just crazy - to the point I associate the whole song with utena instead of high school musical. High School Musical Who? I have driven home from work with the song blasting and in my head I'm thinking of the corrosponding imagery in my head. listened to the song a LOT just thinking of the amv. 'blame the world but never blame you' and it focusing on anthy. the start 'everybodys tryna get in my head' with everyone who manipluates utena? the bridge speeding up through all their utena/anthys relationship until utena gets up again at the climax of the song? This video is a masterpiece.

The vines and the tiktok sounds are soooo spot on and hilarious. every onee. and seeing an upbeat version of 'empty chairs at empty tables' to the end of utena emotionally altered something in me oh my lordie. I got introduced to the song The Draw from your other amv, which is SO PERFECT for the black rose arc?

And as a Lizzy McApline fan the ceilings youtube short took me OUT! the way the details about the car, the lines about 'you dont exist' being applied to utena's prince/akio, 'story ive seen before' being the prince/princess/witch ohturi mythology and ending with anthy at the end....... !!!!

All this to say I love all your utena edits on youtube and will be watching them many times over, as well as showing them to other people. Great work. ╰⁠(⁠*⁠´⁠︶⁠`⁠*⁠)⁠╯

🥺 This message is so damn nice and I have reread it multiple times cause oh my god your appreciation of my videos just makes me so happy and I'm so glad you watched and enjoyed them!! 😭 The support I've gotten from the fandom is very heartwarming, I just love it!!!

Yes hehe I'm the one behind all those videos! The Bet On It video specifically was one that lived in my head for YEARS until I finally sat down and decided to make it everyone else's problem too 😂 I would just listen to the song on repeat while geting overly emotional imagining Utena's journey and the fact I was tearing up to a Troy mf Bolton song was so unhinged 💀 yet now look at me, I have spread my vision like a plague amongst the fandom and everyone else gets to be just as unhinged over the golf course disney movie meme song as I am ⛳️ I would have it no other way. My favorite comments on that video are the ones along the lines of "I clicked this thinking it was gonna be funny but now I'm crying" cause if that doesn't just sum up the experience of Revolutionary Girl Utena itself then idk what does 😂

RGU's tonal conflict is one of my favorite things so choosing goofy audios for the end of the show was such a treat lmfao. And ugh The Draw is just such a good and ominous song. I rlly love how the Black Rose arc is all about radicalizing character's emotions to the point where they'll do anything to get what they think will fix their lives. Reverse therapy with Mikage is a hell of a drug. 🦋☞

I rlly feel like Ceilings captures that self-sacrificial "first love" feeling so many girls go through (especially with men) where they're uncomfortable and can't be open but ignore all those red flags until it gets to a point where things crumble and they realize the relationship never existed how they were imagining it. GAH THE FEELINGSSSS.

Sheesh thank you so much again for this message, it really brightened my week and was so touching to read. 😭💜 If I may humbly offer some video suggestions (if you haven't already watched them) I really love the For Your Love amv by Mari F and the Utena in 7 Minutes amv by Akilice. The first rlly captures that melancholic yet hopeful tone of Utena & Anthy and the latter has the audacity to make me emotional over a goddamn acapella Hamilton mashup of all things 💀 (the It's Quiet Uptown part literally destroys me every time.....). Digi Story has an Utena Deep Dive Analysis that I really enjoy, he talks about how RGU is "prismatic" in it's storytelling where there's no singular interpretation because there's just so much to look at and analyze. And finally, the Therefore You and Me animatic by edsartfactory literally changed my life it's ridiculously good!!

AHH thanks once again and I hope you have a great weekend!! 💞

[heidi891]

Sebastian Is an INTP

I view Sebastian as an INTP. Of course, some people may see him differently, because we don’t know for certain why he behaves the way he does, what he thinks, what he feels—if he’s manipulative or just misunderstood. Here’s my opinion.

Introverted Thinking (Ti): He approaches everything mostly through the lens of logic and knowledge, for example while trying to befriend MC he asks a lot of questions to know MC better (instead of hanging out with MC more casually and doing something funny together), he reads a lot of about curses to understand Anne’s condition better and find a cure (instead of focusing on making Anne happy, giving her presents, spending time with her and so on), he says in the scriptorium that Crucio is just a spell (highly logical approach without taking more emotional and social aspects into account).

That’s why I think he’s genuinely interested in MC when he asks all his questions—that’s the way INTPs tend to befriend people and if they have a crush on somebody, they’re sometimes a bit obsessive, because they value knowledge very much as it helps them navigate the world. That’s also why I think he didn’t have malicious intentions behind learning Crucio—I think he did it to understand Ominis better, not to torture people.

Extroverted Intuition (Ne): Sebastian is very curious, has many ideas and explores different options, for example he learns more about plants (the Shrivelfig), the Dark Arts (the relic) and Ancient Magic in order to cure Anne. And he likes puns (“ominous corridors” 💀).

Introverted Sensing (Si): This is a tertiary function, so it’s less prominent, but I think it’s visible in how he acts when he’s stressed—the Ti-Si loop. He focuses very much on his good memories of Anne at school and his bad memories of his uncle at home, but his thinking lacks balance and emotional grounding. I think that’s one of the factors that led him to killing his uncle—for a long time he kept thinking too much about all the bad memories without any kind of healthier outlet.

Extroverted Feeling (Fe): He’s quite friendly, he takes other people’s emotions into account, he apologises after ‘so ignorant’ quarrel, but at the same time he doesn’t seem to fully understand the impact emotions have on everything (it makes sense for the inferior function).

[narwhalandchill]

ANYWAY now that ive gotten my firefly rant off my chest and on a more positive note about the story overall; i Really liked it!!!! and character-wise specifically the biggest surprise for me in a huge W way was actually acheron??

& given i was actually somewhat committed to pulling her anyway (well. initially as kafka replacement to pull my first lightning carry after losing 50-50 but. Well. she had mercy on me at the v last moment thank goodness 😭😭) so actually ending up liking her character this much just cemented that resolve for good too. cant wait for her!!! like i am still meh on her base design not bc its that bad by itself but simply bc seeles existence just cheapens it so much like. Why are they so similar. but its not bad lmao

anyway to her actual characterization. first of all. the VAs delivery omg yall beidous english voice is already one of my all time favorites in genshin and shes doing an amazing job as acheron like. she started talking and im just INSTANTLY warmed up to her just from that KDJSKDKJK i love love love her attitude and energy!!!!!

n personality wise too??? like ive seen others mention a similar sentiment but its just the way how. even after getting the warnings from now Two separate characters that shes up to no good. im just like. "nah id win" abt it SHSKDKSI like throughout the story she comes off as so damn likeable and grounded and realistically friendly (as in not like. too open n aligned w the player from the get-go to feel believable for the character as opposed to a plot contrivance) that i just. even if shes bad news im team acheron truly.

she has genuinely funny one liners too ??? like not necessarily jokes outright but the kinda comments she says are just . very realistic in that dry witty way that comes off as natural and entertaining shes so charming!!! i love her. the more contemplative stuff she says too

but also like. girl whats up w the ominous red text ily but are we cool 😭😭 and the whole shredding us into thin slices on first encounter in the dreamscape like. Ok uhhhhhhhh ik i said nah id win and team acheron forever but this is kinda. worrisome

BUT that just means im so fucking excited to see her go apeshit too lmao like. oh shes an emanator here to do murder and spread death? COOL i hope she has fun!!

(and ik i said firefly rant over but. what the actual hell is that post firefly merk dialogue option where the games like very heavy handedly implying ur supposed to be blaming ACHERON for "letting it happen" in some emotional frenzy???? bro what 💀💀 0/5 moment i would never. n even if she plausibly did im just. dude her being cold towards firefly is just a plus for me when the narrative has just railroaded the TB into being sooo charmed by her magical presence lmao i Liked that acheron was suspicious n cold)

overall Definitely wasnt expecting acheron to establish herself as such an instant favorite for sure but. shes here now and im v happy abt it im super looking forward to seeing those more dubious goals of her come to the forefront in the future like. im so curious about whats up w her and her memory and that red text and everything

[honeyed-lemonade]

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME

s2ep18: Grand Theft Gato is out now!!! let’s do the live reaction thing

spoilers ahead-

intro: link mimicking the crew please he’s precious

MATT YOU TALENT I LOVE YOU

nevermind stop being mean to hermie WAIT HE SOUNDS LIKE SCOOBY DOO

dad facts:

anthony’s purposely oblivious quips are way too funny to me “he’d sit on the breadsticks?” shut UP TONY you’re a genius

“hi everyone my name is matthew arnold— known misogynist” will’s laugh gets me every time

I really hope that after all this is done normal and link have a vacation in tent city because will is such a positive force for dad facts

will campos— lover of women (norm sure doesn’t though am I right lads /j)

NORMAL’S FIRST KISS?? oh of course it’s another mascot-

“my first kiss was a threesome” what was that anthony 💀

everyone stop making fun of matt let the man BREATHE

alright let’s start the episode:

“you rustle within your calzone” horrifying.

“you manage to slither out of your calzone” WORSE.

no not the hiccups again freddie go get your straw

STOP SLITHERING??

sparrow,,, snaps dorito devito’s neck,,,, in front of his son. did he learn nothing from what happened to grant?

“we gotta go save hermie!” “…oh” MATTHEW.

willy’s back, jesus wept my god I hate this bastard. in their dreams too?? I mean we knew it was gonna happen but fuck this guy and his handsome face

he doesn’t actually care about scary I know that but wowwww is anthony a good actor. tbf I would believe him if I was scary

sober adult sparrow is so unsettling to me. the immorality of the now-dads is freaking me out!

I can’t imagine what it would be like for the children willy kept hostage to see scary being manipulated by him though, especially terry after he saw what happened to his dad.

anthony yelling anthony yelling dear god dramatically it’s fantastic but it always scares the shit out of me

ohhhh they syringed the whole population that makes sense

anytime will gets choked up or cries I lose my mind, his characters are always so sweet and it hurts-

NORMAL APOLOGIZING FOR HIS FAMILY’S BAD BEHAVIOR?? GOOD JOB. and taylor is such a good friend trying to make him feel better

“I’ll post-mates you over a cake!” “why a cake??” “…well you like cake” he’s the sweetest I love him and his rich mom

….is the guy Ms. Swift met Willy fuckstick Stampler

I KNEW IT FUCK

how does taylor NOT have unlimited minutes

I don’t trust him but also he’s being weirdly chill and I don’t know how anthony is going to make this work plot-wise. if he betrays scary it’ll seem repetitive, right? happy to see where it goes though

link is the tallest and taylor is the shortest so I’m certain link it’s dangling his phone over his head

“I’ll take my shoes off that helps” another autism flavored quote for link’s book everyone

HES HOLDING IT ABOVE HIS HEAD

“this is BULLYING” “yeah, yeah it is”

ffs matthew stop being the funniest this season /j

MATT HAD A TANTRUM OH MY GODDD

“maybe hermie and I have some psychic intuition!” just say you have a crush norm

no angst, no nothing, just a cool one-liner. what more could I have expected from hermie the unworthy?

oh thank GOD he didn’t go through the tunnels

is terry junior back in the tower he watched ron kill terry senior in?? that can’t be good for his emotional well-being

clearasil!! that’s a good one

ohhhh my god “human gun” this is terrifying

scary what are you planning this is ominous!!

omg it’s terry!! with a sword!!

OH MY GOD ITS WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE.

[queenvreads]

REVIEW: The September House by Carissa Orlando

5/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Needs must when the devil drives."

After many years, Margaret and her husband Hal finally buy their dream home. Soon after moving in, they become aware that it is haunted, especially during the month of September, when everything is considerably worse. But Margaret is determined to stick it out. This is her home, and she isn't going anywhere.

I enjoyed this book so much. It was horror, but a fun, funny, layered, and twisty story. It was reminiscent of AHS Murder House, but less kinky if that makes sense. That was my favorite season, so no wonder I loved this!

The pacing was great, and I really liked how we found out right away about the haunting. Usually, these types of stories are about the owners unraveling and learning about their home being haunted. Whereas this one, we pick up right at the start of September, that's when things get crazy. The walls are bleeding, Frederika is serving tea, Elias trying to bite, Angelica is pointing at the basement door. 😆 The backstory of the home was creepy enough, and the events that happened there suit a haunted house. The mystery of Master Vale was definitely a highlight, and it didn't disappoint. I really enjoyed that ominous basement and what possibly resides there.

Margaret's character was my favorite. I liked her nonchalant manner, her will to survive and thrive. Everything is survivable to her; she follows rules and stays alive. As we get to learn about her life, we understand why she is so determined to stay in the house. I didn't expect her storyline to go down that path, so that definitely added to the many layers of the story. I had suspicions about one of the main twists, and I was right about it, but it didn't hinder my enjoyment one bit.

Frederika and Margaret's interactions were another highlight for me as I found them so funny together. Like when she starts to misplace things around the house, and her old-fashioned one-liners. 😅

Katherine was my least favorite character. We can't blame her for being so angry all the time, but in comparison to her mother, she is explosive. That added to Margaret's humor, in my opinion. Seeing how she attempts to placate Katherine, says "yes dear," "it's fine dear," it made me laugh.

It was just the most perfect read for spooky season, and I wish I could read it all over again for the first time. I'll definitely keep an eye out for this author's next works. 🏚🚪💀

[samanthaswishes]

Agents of SHIELD Rewatch Season 3B (ep. 11-22)

Here's my commentary on my rewatch of Agents of SHIELD Season 3 Episodes 11-22. This may not be the best commentary since these are just the thoughts and opinions that come to my mind as I watch the episodes rather than a full-blown analysis, but I'm just having fun with it!

3x11 Bouncing Back

YOYO EPISODE FINALLY!

Also ominous 3 months from now screen. It’s kinda sad rewatching it, knowing what results from it.

THERE SHE IS

Elena Rodriguez, I love you.

This is also an Elena “Yo-Yo” Rodriguez appreciation blog.

“He didn’t want to invite us to his house”

“You have people?” “Sort of. Not really.”😭😭

Also wish we got more of the friendship between Lincoln and Jemma. Being doctors, it definitely had potential.

Not Hunter and Bobbi trying the fish oil pills, or thinking about it.

If this was a soulmate AU, this is when Mack and Elena’s would have shown.

This is also an appreciation post for Yo-Yo’s Doc Martens.

Still find it funny yet badass that Elena was able to knock out and kidnap Mack all on her own.

“How do you lose someone as big as Mack?”

Love you Mack, but this is karma for what you did with Hunter last season😅

Coulson’s still sort of off the deep end. I mean the memory torture machine? Really? I understand the need to get to Malick, but it’s pretty inhumane.

Elena’s piercings! Ugh, she’s so pretty!

“Like a yo-yo” 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Don’t show him humanity. That’s how we ended up with Ultron.

Mack and Elena’s very first conversation is one of my favorite scenes.

Mack’s little proud moment to be Daisy’s partner😁

Also love that we got a whole episode of Elena getting to speak Spanish. Really great to see her speak in her native language.

“Kinda sexy” Sorry Hunter, she’s Mack’s girlfriend.

“You’re enjoying this” “Mm, maybe a little”

Hive in this episode is really uncomfortable to watch.

I understand Lincoln’s hesitation.

I love the character development that Elena went through in season 7, but I really liked the restraint on her powers, having to snap back to one place. I feel like it added something unique to a commonly used super power.

“You’re my new best friend” WHY SHOW DID YOU HAVE RUIN THIS FRIENDSHIP IN SEASON 5!😫

Elena’s power is just so fun. And her little smiles when they are attacking the police station🥰

And even from her very first episode, we see how Elena can be impulsive, thus forcing herself to snap back.

NOT THE HAND

Why does Hydra have elevator hold music?😂

Sad that this is the only episode Elena was in with Bobbi and Hunter. Bobbi and Elena would have been such a badass pair, and I feel like Elena and Hunter would have had a fun, bouncing off each other type of relationship.

“Don’t look at me like that” YOU LOVE HER MACKKKKK

SHIELD Apple Watch

Daisy and Joey already see the relationship haha.

YOYO YOYO YOYO YOYO YOYO YOYO

They’re so soft. Lincoln and Daisy🥺

“You joined the cavalry”

Of course, Talbot lol.

3x12 The Inside Man

Hive is disgusting.

I mean, I’d be pissed if my son was in trouble because of my husband’s job too.

“Shake n Bake”

Again, Daisy is right. It’s all “bad people can be inhuman too” but she brings up the point “there’s bad humans too, but you don’t see anything against them.”

May says Lincoln’s joke was not funny, but I believe she laughed a little.

CREEL!

May just stole some innocent guy’s crowbar💀

“Michilan Man”

Would have been good to mention Creel was there, Talbot.

A symposium on how to handle inhumans without an inhuman present in fear of “offending” them? Bullshit.

I get May’s anger at Hunter. Really, I get it. However, I don’t think it was fair of her to speak to Hunter the way she did. Hunter does actually care a lot for the team. Yes, Bobbi is his reasoning for most things, but he really does love this team.

Talbot’s character in this episode is just him being racist/xenophobic.

“Cure needs a disease” THANK YOU COULSON.

Also, does Talbot know about Daisy’s powers? Like, I don’t think he was ever formally informed of it.

Okay, but this training scene is hot😳

PONYTAIL MAY

They still have Daisy’s blood from 2 years ago? Then again, Jemma did take so many vials of it after she got shot.

I do agree that becoming inhuman should be a choice and some might actually want a vaccine, but Daisy does have a point that the government would most definitely make it mandatory, exterminating the inhuman race.

“I love you” “I don’t hate you as much”

Classic May. “I’ll handle the kid”

Low blow Lincoln. Low blow.

Also, Lincoln makes it out to be his powers that scared off Daisy. Really, it was the dig at her past that she had to do to survive.

“Don’t get to kill people in cold blood, but we have a good retirement plan”

Is it weird that I wish we got to see more of the character’s bedrooms? Lincoln’s isn’t that decorated but I’d like to see how other characters like Daisy, May, or Mack have personalized their spaces.

Now they’re really Shake n Bake😏

Also, as someone who has worn many sports bras, how the hell was Daisy able to take hers off in one swift movement?

And while I enjoy the staticquake sexy time, the door is literally WIDE open. Like, okay I guess?😂 Fitzsimmons and other agents are still on base. And Mack isn’t in this episode, so he might be there too. Though I feel like he’s had his fair share of walking/hearing in on Bobbi and Hunter and later Fitzsimmons.

3x13 Parting Shot

Okay. I’m ready for pain🙃

Bobbi is a mood. I’d too ask for a burger and curly fries if I was being interrogated.

Bobbi’s code name for the Zephyr being “Bird”🥺 Is that the only time they really refer to her as “Mockingbird”?

“Able to spout absolute nonsense with such ease” Well, that’s Hunter for you.

“Pretty sure that’s gonna be a no” “It’s a big no”

“Hi” “Hi~”

Hunter’s responses to each of the past vacation possibilities. “Visiting your mum doesn’t count” “That wasn’t me” He’s impulsive but I miss him.

Mushrooms

For soup

Love how Daisy just nods off like “Cool. That isn’t weird at all”

“Mine’s not fluent” “Mine’s nonexistent” “I dated a Russian hacker once, but I only learned the dirty words”

You can’t just leave us with that, Daisy. Tell me more about this Russian hacker that is most definitely a her.

Daisy’s resume: can hack the Pentagon and shake the Earth.

“New Hampshire with legs”

This scene is so important, but I can’t get over the blooper of the guy snoring in the back😂

“Spasibo, Daisy” “Denada” “Pretty sure that’s not Russian”

Shadow Man

Hunter: “I have an idea but it involves May hitting people” May: 😏

“FoR mOtHeR rUsSiA!” *dies instantly*

“Ready, sestra?” “Da” YEEEESSSSS

Bobbi’s concern for Daisy🥺

“There’s no cheeseburgers where we’re going”😭

It really is Coulson’s brand to step into the light from a shadowy place, isn’t it?

“It’s a Spy’s Goodbye”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Pretty sure every Shield fan is traumatized by the Spy’s Goodbye score. It’s definitely one of the most beautiful scores, but it’s just so sad.

3x14 Watchdogs

Love that we got a pretty good amount of background of Mack’s family life. Brother, Mom and Dad, Ex-Wife, Late-Daughter.

Ruben, you seem really cool! Don’t follow the Watchdogs.

I just wanna say that I love Daisy’s leather jacket this season. Probably my favorite one.

“Thank you, nerd herd”

iT’s A bUiLdInG

May is best mentor/teacher.

Love the Jemma and May dynamic this season.

Jemma, you are amazing with your own amazing skills.

I understand both sides of this argument, but I kinda have to side with Daisy. The Watchdogs are taking extremes. Why should they just wait around when people are dying? Like Daisy said, they have to save lives.

So did none of Mack’s family know he’s a SHIELD agent?

Just climbs into a Watchdog’s car to shake him. I love you Daisy😂

I get why Fitz and Mack have their reservations, wanting to be the bigger person and all, but Daisy doesn’t “hurt” people for no reason. It’s never her intentions to hurt people, but she does need to get through the people who are intentionally hurting innocents. Lives are at stake. That’s what Daisy’s focus is on. The Watchdogs should not be given a single inch to do more harm.

“What does he think you do?” “Insurance” “Well, not anymore”

It’s not something I see often, but I have seen people blame Daisy for what happens to Mack and Fitz in this episode, which is just stupid. The Watchdogs are at fault. Just want to make it clear: what happened to Fitz and Mack were not Daisy’s fault.

Coulson wasn’t the one who made Deathlok, Blake. IT WAS FREAKING JOHN GARRETT AND HYDRA!

Lincoln’s little chuckle when he realizes it’s a hologram🥲

“We brought him Daisy” And both Lincoln and Coulson are immediately on the move.

Well guess what, now you’re blindsighted. By the Watchdogs.

NOT THE DOG STATUE

Make shift Shotgun Axe!!! Don’t worry Mack, only 8 more episodes.

ALFIE

Mack named himself after Ruben🥹

Mini Mack

3x15 Spacetime

Time for my favorite episode of the season, and one of my favorites of the whole series!!!!

Robin’s theme🥺😭 Definitely one of my favorites next to the Quake theme.

Lincoln, poor baby😂 Is this his first gun fight?? Looks completely scared and confused.

Here comes Hive with that Aladdin cape thing.

Jemma sitting next to Daisy to provide comfort🥺

I can’t imagine what Daisy might be thinking when she thought Coulson was shooting at her.

The fact that this episode sets up SO MANY things for the future of the show. Lincoln’s death, literally the plot of season 5. So many things are a result of this episode.

“You’re hurting my brain”

“I’ve never seen the original Terminator” “You’re off the team” Is that a requirement for the team lol?😂

“Real feat would be changing the past” WELL GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS DO IN SEASON 7

Plot hole: Robin is described to be 18 months old prior to season 3 (1.5 years old) then suddenly she’s like 7 years old in season 5, which is only 2 years later??

The Hinton story is just so sad. Charles left to make sure Robin never saw a death only for her to get precognition like him and see even more bad things.

I love that May never doubts Daisy’s abilities. She always believes in Daisy, but I believe she was okay to take her place and agree with Coulson because, not only could that change the future outcome, but because she wanted to protect Daisy from the harm that could have been caused. Especially given that there would be a death happening, there was definitely a chance the death Daisy saw was her own.

“I refuse to believe anything is completely inevitable” season 5 proves this belief, but your actions in season 5 totally disregard this belief.

I love Daisy’s season 3B hair. It’s slightly longer than it was in season 3A and has a curl to it. I love it!

“Skye, come home.” 🥺😭🥺😭

Andrew I love you

“You’re still the center of the best moments of my life”😭

ANDREW GARNER IS THE BEST LITERALLY

He and Daniel have set my standards for future partners.

“And maybe what we see here won’t make any sense-“ *cue Hive Grant Ward*

Chloe absolutely nails these one shot fights!!

And there’s why it needed to be Daisy.

THE CINEMATOGRAPHY OF THIS SCENE ON THE ROOF!!!

Again, the Hinton family story is so sad.

Here’s the ominous quinjet again

Everything about this episode is just amazing from start to finish. The way it starts and ends is just so good. The entire cast and crew really did amazing with this one.

3x16 Paradise Lost

I already didn’t like this episode, but season 7 made me dislike it even more.

Funny how my favorite and least favorite episodes of the season are back to back.

Hard to believe just a little over 2 years ago, I felt bad for Nathaniel Malick. Now, fuck him.

“You said you killed him” “I did” “Well, you didn’t kill him hard enough”

And there’s the infamous bleeding cheek scar on Daisy that never seems to go away.

SCREW YOU WHITEHALL

So did the Chronicoms change the beliefs of Nathaniel in season 7? Cause in season 3, he seems to heavily believe Hydra then in season 7, he says he doesn’t “worship a space octopus”

This season is just the season of guilt, isn’t it?

“We shouldn’t use our powers” AND what does Daisy do in like 2 minutes?

gIrL pOwEr

It’s also crazy to hear Gideon and Nathaniel talk about their dad and actually knowing and seeing who this guy is.

I also think I don’t like this episode because it reminds me of 1x21 (but that episode at least has some redeeming qualities) By that I mean 1x21 I feel like tried to build sympathy for Ward, who at that point was revealed to be Hydra. I feel like this episode is trying to make me sympathize with Malick, which I sure as hell do not.

Getting locked in a room with Melinda May. That’s either a dream or a nightmare depending on how you look at it.

Another thing that’s important in season 5.

“Birds can be scary” As someone who got chased by geese at a park/lake when I was like 8 or 9, I agree.

I like that Coulson acknowledges that he did go off the deep end before.

Again, I used to feel bad for Nathaniel, but I guess Gideon did something good by sending Nathaniel through the portal. (I’m not sure if I mean this sarcastically)

Isn’t Nathaniel’s memory in Hive? And Hive is now kissing Malick’a daughter?? This is weird.

So when did Gordon show up for inhumans? Is it more so if they’re in trouble? Cause he picked up Lincoln when he almost killed his ex. He picked up Daisy when she was being chased by real shield (which makes me wonder if he knew if she was Jiaying’s daughter given he could’ve easily found her and brought her to her mom years ago)

I’m glad Daisy at least told someone about the vision instead of bottling it up and keeping it to herself.

“That’s not good” No shit, Fitz

How did Giyera know exactly where the Zephyr would be landing?

“Let’s call them in” YAYYYYY

3x17 The Team

Joey with his boyfriend and Elena learning english for Mack🥹

One of my favorite bts photos will always be the secret warriors in the harnesses pretending to sky dive.

I love the little banter Elena and Joey have with one another.

Ugh this scene is so cool but so hurts when you realize this is when Hive took control of Daisy.

“If not, we’ll all go blind” “Wha?”

Joeyyy you did good.

“Hello~?”

“May, you can’t even walk” “But I can still fly”

Also love Daisy’s maroon sweater. It’s so cute.

I wish we got a full episode of the Secret Warriors and not just the start of the episode. Was really disappointed about that.

AND MACK LEARNED SPANISH FOR HERRRR🥰😭

I LOVE MACKELENA

LINCOLN AND DAISY AND SOFT FOREHEAD KISSES🥰🥰

The way May swats Lincoln’s hand away is just funny to me. Probably cause my mom did and still does the same thing😅

“I hate this hospital gown” “You think?” Daisy’s just like “you know how many times I’ve had to wear this the last 3 years??”

What was Elena doing in the hangar? Was it just scoping out the place?

Fitz and I have the same reaction to gross things like the inside of the human body.

May’s seen Daisy ICE herself, which is why she makes of face that says she doesn’t want to ICE the inhumans.

SHIELD and the team really did go about this wrong. They should have been notified immediately instead of leaving them in the dark. Things probably wouldn’t have been as bad.

WHY DID THEY START SHOOTING?

This is what I mean. Daisy looks almost scared of herself when she quakes Joey against the wall.

“We’ll be stronger next time. You’ll see” has different implications when you think about Daisy being under the sway.

Chloe really does play the crazy sway well.

The May and Coulson realization that it’s Daisy🥺

3x18 The Singularity

The Mack and May banter in the beginning is great.

“It’s risky and irresponsible” “Then why are you smiling”

Coulson’s reminder to everyone: Daisy is a HOSTAGE. Hive is USING HER. This is for everyone in the back WHO THOUGHT SHE PURPOSELY BETRAYED THE TEAM WHILE SHE WAS FUCKING BRAINWASHED!

Daisy used to drive her van up to overlook the city to sleep at night🥺

“You mean once we have sex?”

Again, love the May and Jemma dynamic this season.

“I don’t have parents anymore”😭😭

Yeah you do, Daisy, and they are working hard to get you back.

Cutting off Talbot mid sentence will always be funny.

NOT DAISY LEANING ON HIVE. UGH I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS.

Again, Coulson going slightly off the deep end (hence the murder vest). I know it’s over Daisy (which is understandable) but I am glad he does get called out for it. If only Fitz got the same treatment when he makes rash decisions for Simmons and makes decisions that risks other people.

“Hang tight, Lincoln, I’m almost there” May says this with such a maternal tone. I love some Mama May. I also wish, again, we got more of the Lincoln and May dynamic.

I forgot Dr. Radcliffe referred to himself as The Doctor.

“You’re not the only one who cares”😭😭😭

“Phil, you’re not her father” “No. But she’s the closest thing I have to a daughter” BRB CRYING

I get they have to wait, but is now… when your best friend is currently mind controlled and you need an instant cure… the time to talk about your romantic relationship?

“We’ve done more questionable for our employer”

Enter Holden Radcliffe. Not one of my favorites but he is a little fun.

THE SHIELD!!!!

Again, NOTHING DAISY DID WHILE UNDER THE SWAY IS HER FAULT!! The amount of people that actually blame Daisy for choking Fitz against the wall and use it as an excuse for the bad things that happen to her is insane.

I will be the biggest Daisy advocate if I have to be.

Mack knows all. He knew about Fitzsimmons and he knew about Dousy.

I’m trying not to be over critical of Fitzsimmons but I can’t help it😅 Is now really the best time for sex??

Also, this is the moment Mack will be regretting when he gets stuck in the 1980s with their grandson.

3x19 Failed Experiments

Oh yeah. This is the Kree episode.

“If this was a competition then I would win” You tell him, Simmons😂

I forgot how disgusting and creepy Hive’s inhuman process is.

PIPER!!! PIPER PIPER PIPER. I LOVE HER!

Piper already has her sass😝

“If I need a gun, I’ll take one” “No, you’re taking this one”

“You’re being a lovesick fool trying to make a grand gesture” I agree with Simmons but she seems to be quiet when Fitz does the same.

Daisy’s teasing has very Skye vibes and i’m about to cry🥲

Mack just loves calling James a blowhard.

Love it when May gets to manipulate stupid people.

BEAT HIS ASS MAY!

“I’ve seen that writing before” I missed it, but was it the alien writing?? OR (though this came out before Captain Marvel) could Coulson remember when he first saw Kree on the 90s?

Alisha got sliced😳 Always forget that’s how she went out.

Ugh this Mack and Daisy scene😭😭

“What does that make us? Friends?” BROTHER AND SISTER DAISY. MACK IS THE BEST BIG BROTHER😭

Daisy and Mack (along with May) are really the mvps of the season.

The shouting “He’s coming! He’s coming”😂

The Worried Mom look May has😭

May’s look also is probably not only because she shot Daisy, someone she loves like her own kid, but also because she had to leave her in the hands of Hive, which of course has the face of the guy that had kidnapped, manipulated, and essentially abused Daisy.

This episode hurts

3x20 Emancipation

Sokovia Accords/Civil War mention. Also, this show is the reason why I am Team Cap.

Where exactly is the Playground. Like at least give me a state. We at least knew the Lighthouse is in upstate New York.

How many times does Daisy get her blood drawn in this show??

“Time for your feeding”

And this whole time May was working with Lincoln so that they could send Lash to save her.

“And eat something” still the Mama May

You can never really stop Daisy from hacking into systems.

“Electro Boy”

YOYO

Always love a little sassy Elena.

“You’ve had an index” “Which is how I know this won’t end well” THANK YOU COULSON

Fuck the watchdogs.

Daisy, you gotta be creepy with the hacking now??

Daisy🥺 I hate when she looks so weak.

They’ve all been losing their minds over Daisy as she seems to have a special connection with every single person there.

“Though this was a germ free zone” about Talbot.

This Mack and Elena scene🥺🥰

Also because I go to a christian university, I’m required to take religious classes and in one of them, we had to write a paper about echoes of the bible in media, and I chose these last 3 episodes of the season, and I actually quoted this Mackelena scene. I got an A on it.

Talbot’s dialogue is hilarious😂

May choosing to lie to Talbot for Daisy.

Ghost Rider tease🔥

The realization of using Daisy’s blood could potentially kill her.

May obviously knew it was Daisy because she is not that stupid to look straight at the camera and not notice anything else.

“Swaisy Daisy”

So Daisy can autopilot a quinjet but not actually fly? I mean I guess it makes sense.

I rewatched a convention panel recently and Henry said after getting electrocuted by Lincoln, Mack was supposed to get knocked out, and he said hell no because Mack has been knocked out all season😂

“Our children” NOPE NOPE NOPE EW GROSS GROSS

Seeing Lash would have made me shot myself.

“Excuse me for doing my job” YOU ARE APPRECIATED MACK

“Who international names these thing” Thinking the same thing Talbot😅

“Now, you’re free”😭😭😭😭😭😭

Rest in Peace Andrew. You were a great character.

YOU CAN CLEAR AS DAY SEE HER GUILT AS SHE DOESNT WANT TO LOOK AT ANYONE😭

“Nobody goes in there” Daisy is proved to be free of the sway. And everyone wonders why Daisy left. She was left alone to get through this. No one actually tried to help her. A little support and empathy could have kept her from leaving.

THE NECKLACE

UGH when watching this the first time, it had my mind racing even though I was spoiled on who died.

3x21 Absolution

“You always know how to survive” DAISY’S CHARACTER IN A NUTSHELL

It makes you think the quinjet was in space only for them to be under water WHICH IS STILL COOL.

They’re literally treating her like a criminal while forcing her to speak about things she most definitely has PTSD about. She was shown no comfort or support after being a victim of trauma.

Everywhere they go, there’s just barely enough land to land a quinjet.

What’s with using harsh tones with Daisy, Jemma? She’s giving you information you asked for.

I feel like Fitz was an aspiring actor at one point😅

“Everytime I see his face, I want to punch something” ME TOO MAY

WHY IS THE CODE SO LONG LOL

Of course with less than five seconds to spare.

“This isn’t about super speed, this is about your turtle speed” I LOVE YOU YOYO

“No one blames you” then why are you guys not comforting here? She’s probably only saying these things cause of how you all are treating her.

Also does shield just not have other therapists on hand after Andrew??

Gotta really hand it to Brett this episode when he’s having all the memories.

“Turtle man wishes for me to hurry”😂

THANK YOU MACK FOR AT LEAST SHOWING HER CONPASSION

This scene always hurt😭 The way Mack just holds Daisy.

Jemma, you tease.

Mack and Daisy is literally the best friendship in the whole show.

Not Hive quoting Skye.

Also Chloe said in a panel that the time difference between the end of this episode and next is actually 2 weeks.

Ugh i’m ready for pain next episode😭

3x22 Ascension

“Something pretty, not like the sky, like a flower”

The Daisy vs Hive fight is one of the most badass fights. it really showcases Daisy’s abilities with her powers and as a fighter.

At first, you’re like “NO MACK” but then you’re like “NO YOYO” again, painful episode.

“Electric Company”

This little horror esc scene with Jemma and the primatives.

How many times are the agents hiding for their lives in the base??

May always knows the right thing to say.

MAY WAS ABOUT TO TELL DAISY THAT SHE CARES ABOUT/LOVES DAISY VERY MUCH UGH. WHY WAS THAT TAKEN AWAY FROM US😭

At least Fitz and May started to care about Daisy’s physical health.

“This is as far as we got” That’s usually my mood with plans.

“What comes after Homeland?” “Just say shield!”

It’s not you, Daisy. It’s not you. You’re not gonna like who it is.

Ew. Did not want to see Hive’s true form. Gross.

“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope”

Oh Coulson, you’re such a dork.

Daisy’s brief smile before everything goes to shit😭

Jemma and Fitz’s looks give the impression they knew he wasn’t going to make it.

This is how I feel about StaticQuake. Neither were ready for their relationship. They both had issues that needed work. They had their cute moments which made me love it before, but knowing what I do, it’s clear as day how their relationship wouldn’t have worked. Maybe in another universe, but not this one.

SHOTGUN AXE SHOTGUN AXE SHOTGUN AXE

THIS GROUP FIGHT SCENE AHHHH LOVE IT

^^Wish we had something similar in the series finale.

LINCOLN NO!

Also, is Elena at all upset about losing the necklace that once belonged to her grandmother?

CHLOE’S ACTING!!

UGH MY TEARS😭😭

This finale is probably one of the deepest endings.

BUT THE AGGRESSIVENESS OF THAT SIX MONTHS LATER CARD💀

It’s crazy how the last scene has such a season 4 vibe. I don’t know if that makes sense but it feels like a season 4 scene.

SEE. Daisy’s just helping inhumans and those with connections with inhumans.

Again, Daisy is so sweet with kids.

Also the goth look.

Daisy wanting to introduce Polly and Robin to Cal😭

And the introduction to AIDA, one of my favorite villains.

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Vincenzo episode 3

Not the goon having the Itaewon class chestnut 🌰 haircut

Vince is finally back to his roots drinking wine 🍷 (I am actually obsessed with emojis)

One way to win a rattle a suit man on tv is to know his tailoring or know when to attack his tailoring ( Schmidt from New Girl losing to make a speech because Cece spoke about his cuff links, rent free in my head. Or Barney’s 80000 suits during his wedding)

Relax 😂

he’s trying to rattle you sister 🤨

girl the man has already talked to your father 😭

me trying my level best not to ruffle through taecyeon’s hair through the screen

lmao he’s got the Italian hands and positive reinforcement 🤌 (taecyeon) but I fear she’s about to lose that money…

apparently opening the collar button of your shirt is my thing because why does he look that good

someone must have a gif of this

Dating people you work with always ends in a disaster. Amen 🙏

my poor chef is in a toxic workplace relationship with Vince 😭

noooo it’s just cheese and sauce how could it be bad

lmao is he going to make the young boy study. honestly why not ?! cigarette smoking is injurious to health

my man deadass walked in with a line like ‘your mother wouldn’t like this’ 👎 except he looks cooler than me saying it

lmao don’t threaten random adults in fact if they talk to you just run 😭 even if they mean well like wdym you’ll give them cash

they’re getting whacked this is so funny and embarrassing (for them) 😭

funnily enough remove the suspicion and everything the cop says about him sounds like someone trying to make up their mind if they like someone

damn junwoo’s sneakers are really white

remember a YouTuber talking about how it’s nice that a lot of kdrama villains are straight up evil, no redemption for you because WHY are you killing people for your trial here 😭

oh no is he taking him to his mom without knowing

the scene change from hospital to just shots and shots lmaooo

Chayoung noooo 💀

That blazer is very cool actually but the lawyer lady is going to kill you 😭

lmao my man’s keep your promises and do good era. told his cheating man to stop cheating on his wife

lmaooo why are Chayoung and queenie beefing this much 💀

I feel like her dad need not be worried she’ll probably get fired soon. I just hope she doesn’t end up as a fall guy 😭

I cannot believe my man got beaten to a pulp by his boss and is still working like stop 😭

LMAOOOO lawyer dad gagged me and Vincenzo. He knew !!!

so he did see him

this dad has a good head on his shoulders

oh lord who are they trying to kill now

the witness, nooo RUNNNN

‘Do you wanna die’ ahhh she’s so cute

no why would she say that during a fight 😭 I mean point maybe but still ouch

also not Vincenzo hitting every possible piece of furniture be serious

lawyer dad stay alive I’m so serious

the get them both by lawyer lady, chayoung having that fight and them drinking alone is so ominous

everyone’s about to die 😭😭😭

RUN BESTIE RUN

I cannot watch her father die NOOOO

the whistleblower is dead after trying hard, lawyer dad is practically giving out his death wish and describing what Vincenzo is probably about to do. Vincenzo practically hangs out with this man as if he’s his dad MAKE IT STOP stay alive uncle

the devil is sitting in front of you

are they going to get shot before he can answer

SHE COULDN’T SAY GOODBYE AND KNOW HER DAD WASN’T REALLY ANGRY. HE DOESN’T GET TO SEE HER

I saw this coming and I’m still so mad NOOOO

I AM GOING TO DECIMATE BABEL AND THAT LAWYER LADY, WATCH ME