#seems like

[handsoffthefuckinshield]

pretty much sums up what it feels like to be anyone besides the "original" trying to interact socially

[caressthosecheekbones]

fucking Felix fucking lying on the fucking floor jesus fucking christ. every single camera angle is fucking Him being the most Gorgeous

[anawkwardlady]

I really thought crying reading smut was one misstep from my younger self but turns out getting out all emotional and filled with thoughts about humanity and bittersweet about our inherent struggles to connect after reading random Bad BDSM etiquette on a Thursday morning, is just part of my personality.

[allo-frouto]

Heyllo!

Heya!

[sleep-safe]

gonna be so good at Healthcare, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve /cp

[scramratz]

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[vampiredulac]

[marzipanandminutiae]

"hey why are all the barrier garments like linen shirts or chemises or combinations going away?"

"oh we have more washable fabrics now! you don't need to worry about sweat reaching your outer clothing when you can just chuck it in the washing machine!"

"cool!"

[100 years later]

"so uh all of those new washable fabrics are leaching microplastics into our water, and the constant machine-washing wears garments out faster. they're also not really sturdy enough to be mended, so we keep having to throw them out and now the planet is covered in plastic fabric waste that will never break down. also it turns out that the new washable fabrics hold odor-causing bacteria VERY well. so could we get those barrier garments back please?"

"sorry babe linen now costs $100000/yard and since it's been so long without them, nobody knows how to adapt barrier garments to the current styles anyway"

"..."

"maybe try this new $50 undershirt made of Special Sweat-Wicking Plastic Fabric! :) :) :)"

[blitzy-blitzwing]

Al: Our daughter. 😎

[minjimunji]

bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈

[apassingbird]

when i say i wish people started using the reblog button more i don't mean it in a 'i want more notes' kind of way i mean it in a 'i want to read about your thoughts on this particular thing' and 'i want to have conversations in the tags' and 'i want this to feel like a community again and not like any of those boring social media platforms where artists are content creators and interactions never goes beyond a like'

[allo-frouto]

Hm, to quote The X Files: "I want to believe". I believe we are not alone but we will probably never know or get in contact with another species. There must be life out there, it'd be a waste of space if only we existed. Like you said.

Another spacey question: would you go into space if you had the chance?

Yes, I would go.

[fullcolorfright]

Relax! This Book is Just a Phase You're Going Through: Gay Comics from Christopher Street, by Charles Ortleb and Richard Fiala, 1978.

[thestuffedalligator]

So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I like chilchuck he's the equivalent of a man in his 50s he's unionized he drinks too much alcohol he's an empty nester and his wife left him. I bet he sits in chairs like this