#seething with jealousy

[chandajaan]

[mikerickson]

This surprising hypothesis, published today in Earth and Planetary Science Letters, stems from plate tectonic reconstructions for the Ordovician period noting the positions of 21 asteroid impact craters. All these craters are located within 30 degrees of the equator, despite over 70 per cent of Earth’s continental crust being outside this region, an anomaly that conventional theories cannot explain. The research team believes this localised impact pattern was produced after a large asteroid had a close encounter with Earth. As the asteroid passed within Earth’s Roche limit, it broke apart due to tidal forces, forming a debris ring around the planet—similar to the rings seen around Saturn and other gas giants today.

[gaydelgard]

wish i had long pointy yucky vampire fingers

[jackleopard]

[doubledickedup]

Guy's I saw Deadpool and Wolverine. The Honda Odyssey fight sex is what I want so bad

[tatterdemallionsails]

Well, DAMN!

This is the dream, tho?

[semiohazard]

kinda love when wilson gets jealous too. he likes being house's one friend a little too much

[misandriste]

Rita Hayworth as Gilda Mundson in GILDA (1946) dir. Charles Vidor

[morganbritton132]

Steve and Argyle hang out alone together for the first time because all their friends are busy. The next day when they separately talk about the night to their friends, everybody thinks they fucked.

To be clear, they didn’t.

They watched a bad movie, ate pizza with weird toppings, got high, and then fell asleep listening to music in Steve’s room. That’s all.

But when Robin asks about how the night went, Steve is just like, “Oh, yeah. Argyle is great. Love that guy. He’s insane in bed though. It’s crazy.”

And he’s like specifically talking about the one time he woke up during the night and saw Argyle asleep in the most uncomfortable position Steve has ever seen. He fully looked like a corpse at the bottom of a staircase.

He doesn’t explain that that’s what he’s talking about because a customer comes into the store and Robin is too shocked to ask, so now she thinks they’re hooking up. She tells Nancy about it.

Argyle does not help the miscommunication at all because when Jonathan cracks a joke about Steve being the worst, he says ‘nah.’ He thinks Steve is pretty epic in the bedroom (sleeping) because he can ‘rock the bed’ (by snoring). Then goes on about Steve’s morning breath.

Jonathan does not know why this pisses him off so much. Eddie, on the other hand, knows exactly why he’s annoyed by it.

[freshlimejuice]

no more t boy swag postinh im getting too jealous

[aimbutmiss]

I just know that Shanks absolutely despises Crocodile PURELY because he's out there living in his wet dream with his dream threesome

[peace-hunter]

op: "i really don't mind-" zeta: "Do Not enable him"

sort of a sequel to this? a lot of people really wanted op to get a hug and i support that. so does prima. zeta isn't really against it, he just wishes prima would at least try to stick to the schedule for primus' sake-

haunted au

[wastrelwoods]

okay IT TURNS OUT I JUST. didnt get a whole incredibly cool quest that would have fixed 200% of this for me. because i did not pick treviso

it really feels like lucanis's companion quest is about half of three or four different interesting directions or angles to take on the stuff that is going on with him. and at the end im not necessarily getting any of that. i just need there to be some kind of ultimatum about the demon i guess. im fond of the demon and i think they should form a partnership but even if thats not the angle i feel like there should be an angle. about what to do re: the demon. that causes conflict that we can overcome

[bloomyblemy]

Ok what if…

what if the demons thought that lbh’s a husband snatcher?

listen ok so I’m pretty sure the demons know that LBH’s keeping a dead body in his room BUT they also know that the war god is fighting for said body right?

now I find it funny if they think that LBH just took LQG’s dead husband and the war god is trying to get him back.

there are opposing sides to this one on LQG’s (‘he literally stole the dead body of his husband!) vs LBH’s (‘ maybe THE WAR GOD killed his husband how could you know?!’)

[goddisposez]

POV you’re francis crozier getting rescued from the failed arctic expedition only to enter a nuclear love triangle with two men named james

[litta-jpg]

hi hello