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Now I'm stuck on how unhinged and depraved and AWFUL Tuon/Gawyn could be.
#wheel of time#wheel of time book spoilers#Fortuona Athaem Devi Paendrag#gawyn trakand#listen Hannibal the show ruined me as a person#but you can't tell me tuon/gawyn doesn't have that same fucked up sort of energy#oh god I cannot be bitten by the writing urge right now#I have two RPG campaigns and a cruise in like... five days#I do not have the time#BUT TUON LEASHING GAWYN LIKE A DOG#sending him out to fight!!#and when he comes back being disappointed he didn't do more damage#and him spiraling because he hates her and it's wrong but also#he wants to impress her too#she could have captured him when they attacked the tower#or better yet captured him much earlier with egwene#except nobody knows she has him but egwene#by the time they do it's too late and they have to leave him#'oh he's not a channeler it won't be so bad for him'#WRONG#finally he comes back after brutally killing a lot of people and she lifts his chin up and doesn't quite smile#but she tells him 'good boy' and it's game over
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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules
Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#tf prowl#there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit#and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it#but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus#Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand#Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah#lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick#Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right#but there’s two bots instead of one#back on the base humans look at the new guys and like#Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure#and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet#agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot#damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him#but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage#against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals#and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know#yea kids would haaaate him so much#he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that#he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights#and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking#bc Nemesis blocks them#He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy#they would be such a menace together#man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop
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what?
#oscar piastri#op81#tom stallard#saudi arabia 2025#f1#formula 1#i will keep him in my pocket#but also send him out to fight#2025 wdc calling it now
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My internal cheer when I saw Telemachus decked out in Athena's cape & helmet was so loud I'm surprised my internal organs are still intact.
And then I had this mental image of Athena rushing out of Apollo's infirmary & arriving at the palace in time to see Ody (the monster rawr rawr rawr) killing the suitors. So she swoops to Telemachus just as he returns, magics him into her armor & cape, hands him a spear, chop-chop, I dub thee Little Wolf & Warrior of the Mind now go do some father-son bonding via murder.
#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#telemachus#athena#I'M SO PROUD OF THE LITTLE WOLF!!#no srsly first time around he barely held his own against antinous alone#and let's assume directly after that athena did GG meaning she could no longer train him#then he comes back & IMMEDIATELY rushes in to fight MULTIPLE opponents and actually HOLDS HIS OWN for a while#you can't tell me he didn't take a level in badass#mostly on his own no less#now i'm imagining ares in athena's place for WP!AU LOL#equivalent of him decking tele out in hot topic before sending her off to slay. literally.
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chosen ones
#mcyt#pvp civilization#pvpciv#ferremc#evbo#tabimc#clownpierce#if nobody else including ccevbo wants to give pvpferre attention then /I/ Will..........#I think not enough people talk abt the fact that ferre was the original intended chosen one. and he didnt even willingly step down#he had his hand forced! theres not really even any indicators that he even agrees with the direction that evbo is taking things-#-or ever had a change of heart from his original mindset. for all we know he could be silently seething the entire time#by assisting evbo (bc clown threatened him) ferre kinda locks himself into a position where he can't--or atleast is limited from-#-doing the one thing he wants to do. pvp. this is me referencing outside sources but usually his main motivation is something-#-along the lines of 'I want to fight people'. at every turn ferre is prevented from getting into any proper fights#forfeiting the respawn ability means he has to actually preserve his sword durability and refrain from fighting.#evbo is the one getting sent out while the dia swords stay behind and wait.#the dia swords are specifically requested by evbo to not participate in the big final battle and to instead guard his room.#this is maybe the WORST position a ferre could be put in.#I lowkey have more to say but these tags are getting really embarrassingly long ok bye#I drew this whole thing just so I could talk about pvpferre bro :sob: anyw if anyone gaf feel free to send me an ask and I will continue.
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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.
(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU#I wanted to try out a different paneling style for this one - sorry I'm a day late! (there will still be a post tomorrow to keep on track)#The original 3 panel comic idea was fine but the point of this new schedule was to take time to push myself a bit more.#I was taking a look back through some comic artists I felt inspired by#and I really loved how Lynda Barry fills her gutters with patterns and doodles!#Obviously I'm not going as absolutely wild with it as she does but it was a great exercise!#I truly think the gutters are the most important and most overlooked part of any comic. There's lots going on in that space.#It's the same with timeskips. The implied movement between moments that we don't see changes depending on how wide that gap is#You're here for the funny tags so here's some that ties this time talk together:#I think LWJ was thinking about that second note from day 2 but it took him 7 days of hazing to commit it to paper.#I think he sends it a day later and immediately regrets it. Chasing down the messenger and everything.#You know if something actually happened to his brother he would never ever forgive himself for putting the bad vibes out there.#Third time skip was the hardest because there was so many possible flavours of jokes here. Day 8/9 was a personal favourite.#day 14 was also funny (week by week). I think the debate on 'how long does lwj take to catch feelings' is more or less:#'how long does it take for him to arrive at a particular stage of grief and yearning (and awareness of it all)#This is a symphony. There is an act by act structure. Every day he is fighting to keep his old sensibilities. He is losing so badly.#(I'll be returning to the main comic soon but there is more of this AU to come!)
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"why do you hate Tim"

Cause I'm fucking tired of him
#specifically his fanon version#also his annoying fans#please read a fucking comic or at least research before claiming something is canon#“he was a stalker” nope “his parents abandoned him all alone since he was a kid” wrong “he is malnourished” wrong again#“oh but dick was sending him to Arkham” can u stop giving stuff that actually happened w jason to tim just to make your blorbo interesting#dick wanted tim to see a fucking therapist not send him to the place of the insane criminals#“but 🥺” no you either read the comics or stop acting like fanon and canon is the same thing#anti tim drake#tim drake#red robin#the damian fanfics the jason fanfics the dick fanfic Bruce fanfics THE FUCKER IS EVERYWHERE AND ALWAYS LIKE A POOR VICTIM LIKE FUCK U?!#“damian feels so bad for beating tim that time when he was nine and new to Gotham” bitch have u met a 9yo? that was normal 9yo boy behaviour#“jason feels ashamed for that time he beat tim” he should feel ashamed of that fucking yellow leggings and the 9#$9.99 robin cosplay he got on target#please it was not that serious tim was literally mocking and fighting him the whole time and was up again right after#🚪🫲🏻 here's the door now get the fuck out of other characters centric fanfics#that's not even half of the tags
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#myart#2025#mtas#mtas logan#my time at sandrock#doodles#thorny jumper#Bought DLC to get my new son#Logan plz send him to do literally anything else but fight#Im going to revoke this mans ability to send out my pets
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Obsessed with what America and England have going on in HetaOni. America's like "I keep having to watch my dad die from overusing his magic in past timelines and not knowing how to stop it is killing me inside but I'm not going to talk to him about it" and England's like "I can't seem to hold a conversation with my son without insulting him but I won't hesitate to use my dying breath to ensure I can protect him from beyond the grave"
#good morning i still have hetaoni on the brain#that scene where it looks like america's going to die but turns out past loop england used the last of his strength to cast a shield on him#(+italy and germany) before sending them back to the present.... godddd#and then current loop england goes and takes on the monster america was worried about and succeeds. at the cost of going blind.#one of the very things america was afraid would happen!! he was so relieved when england survived the fight before finding that out too!!!#i don't know if this is coherent im just. they care about each other so much even though they won't say it and 😭😭😭 it makes me ill#sigh. rotating both them and hetaoni in my mind at the same time makes me so. waaughh#(also obligatory disclaimer that hetaoni doesn't label their relationship in any way them being father and son is just canon in my brain)#hetalia#hetaoni#hws america#hws england#tea dad n coffee son#personal#i have an old hetaoni wip fic that i think i intended to do more with but was mostly just about america and england as far as i got...#i can't remember the rest of my plans for it so maybe i'll shift the focus to them and try to get it finished sometime
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i have begun to suspect that the question is not "where is zagreus" but rather "when is zagreus"
#i kinda rotated the idea in my brain a bit after chronos isekai'd melinoe to hades 1-era asphodel#and then i got to the third time fighting him + the flashback and like. hear me out ok#he notes that melinoe is capable of escaping his techniques. 'your brother was not so fortunate'#and it's obviously not identical but the way he freezes everyone in time is not dissimilar to what he does before sending melinoe back#and based on the state hades and hypnos are in i think it's possible that everyone has met a different fate relevant to their character#and that particular bit of pre-fight dialogue implies he could be in cosmic time-out somewhen#how does this all get resolved? who knows!#personal#hades ii spoilers#hades 2 spoilers#hades ii#hades 2#this game has a vice grip on my brain. i was enjoying it from the start but this fates business is cool as fuck#best of
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I enjoy the implication in Origins that Zevran isn't a very good fighter when we meet him and then after Origins he was utterly terrorizing the Crows. All the levels he gained in the Warden's party actually made him a canonically, significantly more dangerous fighter than he was when the Warden met him.
#the game does do a fun job of justifying why the companions are - while much more capable than the average peasant - low level at first#Alistair has only been a Warden like 6 months and didn't finish Templar training before that#Morrigan has powerful magic but has been isolated in the wilds with her much more powerful mother to take care of things#Sten is a trained warrior but he was nearly killed. still managed to murder a family. then spent 20-30 days in a cage with no food or water#Leliana is a skilled Bard but she could either be rusty from hiding out in a cloister for a while or hiding some of her skills#Wynne is a senior enchanter and by the time you can actually recruit her you're probably at least like lvl 6 or 7#so she's no pushover when you actually see her do stuff. and could be even stronger if she didn't just recover from dying#Oghren is usually prooobably the last recruited bc Orzammar is meant to bounce low level players off and send them elsewhere#he is the companion most likely to be met at higher levels so it makes sense that he's an ass-kickin warrior when you meet him#though again he might be a little weaker if you came earlier and the fact that he's been banned for a while from fighting#and has instead just been sitting around getting wasted accounts for that#radio chatter
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Of Godsons, Fruitloops, and Lois 'I will drag all secrets out into the sun' Lane
Danny loses his parents due to their own lack of safety in the lab (death? Coma? People finally putting their foot down about the Fenton's endangering their kids? Idk pick). Jazz can't take him in due to being in college and living on its campus (and he didnt want to force her into an apartment just to keep him, he saw the prices and knows she'll have to work to make rent) and Danny fears the only place he can go to is... Vlad. (Sam's parents would never let him live with her and Tucker's place doesn't have the room)
Vlad's been lording it over Danny, smug about it all, after all he IS Danny's godfather and he has the space and money to provide for the boy in his time of need.
Only, when digging into Danny's files, his social worker discovers Vlad isn't Danny's godfather, he was meant to be but the Fenton's forgot to send/sign in the final paperwork (even if those documents were the only contact they had with Vlad over the years before the reunion)
No Danny's godparent, the person to take him should anything happen to the Fenton's is....
Lois Lane.
His mom's childhood friend.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#blue rambles#crossover#writing ideas#random idea#danny phantom dc#dpxdc#Lois gets a call about her godson who she hasnt really seen since he was a toddler#both she and Maddie had gotten busy with their lives and careers but did still talk at time#she does still send things and have talked with Danny over the phone though#though last time they spoke was before his accident#when she see's him alarm bells start ringing#Danny just got out of a fight with Skulker and is kinda curling in on himself as Vlad is towering over him and threatening him#Vlad is trying to use Lois as a 'Tell her you wish to stay with me and I wont have to harm her' threat against Danny#ooooh what if Clark was with her#and hears EVERYTHING Vlad's been saying#normally i do the bats but hey I wanna switch it up a bit#Lois has a new rich target to sic her investigate journalism on#'hmmm yes EXACTLY how did you get so rich so fast again Mr. Masters?'
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hickeytozer 💕

#the way i only had to edit one thing on the cons list sending me so hard#the terror#hickeytozer#tozer: i can change him every other mutineer: girl did he shit his pants#appreciating them more on my rewatch tbh. tozer was fighting for his life on ye olde groupchat#also the lieutenant thing i meant it to shoutout the 3 other solving fans out there but it can also be solittle
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the way he fuckjsing STUDTTEREDDDDRD MIKE BROWNNNN DUKE TOSSBIN WHOEVER THE FUCKKKKKK WHEN I CATCH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
i can't do this.
#ask#now why would you send me this..........#from the emojis i thought you were sending me a thirst edit 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#saw it was buffering on tees face didnt perceive anything else got so pumped and THEN FUCKING TAYLORS NEW YEARS DAY??????????#god i just ate lunch everythings coming back up#also like mike brown usually sits by the sidelines during practice or whatever and duke too like#i didn't know that!#all those higher ups usually are present /sometimes/ during practices etc#baffles me#pisses me off#fucking fight me.#last game in stripes i need everyone who has ever had that though to knock on wood and spit that shit OUT right the fuck now. NOWWWWWWWWWW.#every shot of joe smiling at tee so fondly hugging him man what if i just die.#joe burrow#tee higgins#third (?) time negotiating his fucking contract with this team i feel so sick to my stomach
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pouring one out for luo binghe in my disciple SQQ fic, poor guy has taken a backseat here. we're nearly 30k words deep and he hasn't even shown his face once. it'll be much longer before he even actually talks to Shen Qingqiu.
(i say im pouring one out but in reality im sitting in my director's chair chewing on a cigar and wearing a beret as he tearily and unsuccessfully pleads with me for more scenes with Shen Qingqiu)
#svsss#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#SQQ: building his found family on QJP and Plotting#LBH: idk off sniffing rocks somewhere while on one of his protagonist adventures#i say im pouring one out for him but in reality im laughing at him. sorry my guy you are just NOT my priority. be a better peak lord#tell your disciples to stop with the institutionalized peak hierarchy and the internal political intrigue and MAYBE we'll talk#oh he cant hear me he's wearing airpods. welp. *stares at LQG and YQY* more SQQ time for you then!#its funny because i do love bingqiu i just decided to write a fic exploring a roleswap concept i saw where LBH wasnt a good peak lord#and the concept itself didnt explore what consequences might occur if LBH was as inactive a PL as LQG was before redeeming him#like if BZP can go lord of the flies while unsupervised what happens if you leave QJP the same way?? political court intrigue and sabotage#being the protagonist and going on many adventures is great and all.... if you aren't tied down with the responsibilities of a peak lord.#binghe. binghe. binghe. binghe. your head disciple has instated a hierarchy on your peak and routinely sabotages the cultivation of the#junior disciples by actively disrupting their learning by sending them off to do menial chores that should be distributed equally across#the peak. binghe. he's gonna get someone killed. binghe. BINGHE. you're inadvertently creating a generation of cultivators who harbor#resentment against you specifically bc you failed to care and protect them as their shizun. BINGHE. DO YOU HEAR ME? BINGHE#oop. i guess not. SQQ time to organize a covert resistance group. i mean a secret study group that also doubles as an organization dedicate#to ruining Li Tao's reputation and standing amongst the rest of the sect. by boys! have fun storming the castle!#tldr unsweetened lemonade is: 'i force SQQ into a position of no power where keeping his head down is not an option bc neither the system#+ nor his surrounding peakmates will let him fade into the BG. and there's no LBH around for him to wifebeam into the Fave Disciple spot'#its also a 'SY and SJ are the same person' fic bc i love the trope and having a disciple SY where he's also SJ is such a specific niche#that i'll just have to write it myself in order to see it. im having a blast with it. im gonna give him SO much found family.#liushen and yueshen(? qijiu?) are fighting for 1st while poor bingqiu is trying to claw its way out of 3rd with minimal success#good fucking luck babe you gotta fight SQQ's seven evil disciples first. THEN you gotta fight Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan.#and then you gotta fight me. romance isnt even in the cards for this fic they're fighting for the SUBTEXT.#roll for disadvantge binghe
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There are two reason why I enjoy the probably forgotten video game, Super Princess Peach.
a. It's Nintendo first video game where Peach is the protagonist.
And I cannot stress out this second reason enough:
b. It would be so easy to incorporate a Bowuigi B plot based on the fact that Bowser kidnapped Luigi and the considerable amount of time it took Peach to actually save Luigi in Giddy Sky (i.e., World 7).
#bowuigi#bowser x luigi#luigi x bowser#luigi nintendo#bowser nintendo#bowser#luigi#super mario#super mario bros#super princess peach#spoilers#kind of?#I mean Super Princess Peach is a 19-year old game but I don't know if people actually like or remember it#also should point out that every intermission in the game takes place at night#meaning that it officially takes Peach 7 days to save Luigi and 8 days to save Mario#do you guys know how much Bowuigi moments could be incorporated in a span of 7 days?#if this isn't a potential fast burn Bowuigi B plot story I don't know what is#this idea would also be a good way to make Army Hammer Bro have a bigger antagonist role than he did in the game#for example it wasn't Bowser's idea to send Luigi to Giddy Sky/World 7 but actually Army Hammer Bro's idea#he noticed Bowser's developing feelings towards Luigi and he couldn't let that get in the way of conquering the MK#we only see Army Hammer Bro in the opening and when we have to fight him at the end of the game and that kind of bothers me#especially since a) he was specifically given a unique design that's different from all the other hammer brothers#and b) he was never brought back after he appeared in this game#anyway that's enough of my rambling
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