#sgu scott

[sculptural-renaissance]

Halloween is my favorite holiday, so I'd be remiss if I didn't combine it with SGU, my current hyperfixation. 😂 I did try posting this on Halloween, but my phone didn't want to cooperate with me. Anyway, hi new people, I hope you like the "episode" I made for Halloween! Yes, it's #7. I post these on Facebook, so eventually I'll post the others here, too. :)

I guess skeletons don't count as humans even if they're human skeletons??? Depends on what lore you're working with.

The absolute small dog energy of daring the guy who's Best at Shooting to shoot you (it's me I do shit like this IRL) (Someday Imma pull a full Carmen and be like LMAO WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO, STAB ME??? and then just get fucking stabbed.)

Greer probably deserves an award for killing the most different kinds of aliens.

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Spoiler: Rush goes to the infirmary anyway, can't find any pills, and ends up stealing a fistful of bandaids out of spite.

I had to do actual Research and Math for this one.

Pidgey and Rattata are the two most common Pokémon in Pokémon Go, according to the internet. I'm also aware that puts this scene in 2017, but ehhhhhh STASIS *waggles fingers*

Yes, I have a general timeline for the more serious stuff I probably won't ever get around to making. No, I don't strictly adhere to it when shitposting if it keeps me from making a dumb joke.

Imagine you get everything you ever wanted: working legs, a cool job on a spaceship, and that guy you've been obsessed with for like a decade finally wants to rail you. Now you get to listen to him whine about how the crew's not-doctor won't give him prescription drugs for fun. Peak monkey's paw experience.

Dale is my 3rd favorite guy but he's absolutely Destiny's Meg sorry not sorry

Hail Hydra moment

My husband remembered that the show Skeleton Warriors existed, and then I spent like, an hour and a half photoshopping a single panel that barely anyone will read. 😏

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Anyway, I hope the handful of tumblr denizens who see and understand this post will get a little laugh out of it. Idc if it's late, Halloween is a FEELING and the Skeleton War is ETERNAL

[spockvarietyhour]

Stargate Universe "Cloverdale"

[judgeverse]

hey is this anything

[aenslem]

Go ahead, close your eyes. STARGATE UNIVERSE (2009–2011) ⤷ Cloverdale

[sassycordy]

“stargate universe isn’t fun-🔫” i made this edit Just to prove how “stargate” this show is lol

[dailystargatebooty]

[nimuetheseawitch]

I'm glad that when they were writing Lt Matthew Scott they decided he needed the most generic name ever, a big dose of catholic guilt, and the most obvious daddy issues ever. Really, a hallucination where his CO is his dad?

[bellecourageuse]

We've just finished the first season of SGU (what an ending it was, though, what an ending, with half of main character's lives in immediate danger 😂) and I'm so torn rn because at first I really got it why people ship Rushbelle (because he honestly needs a Belle who would care about him and for him and make sure he eats and sleeps and be on his side when literally everyone are against him for no reason at all - I mean, he did send them to this ship, but they were mean to him even before that - and, most importantly, since she would be a linguist in this universe, Belle would be able to share his scientific curiosity and his amazement and desire to learn more about Destiny as opposed to everyone else just wanting to go home - she would want to go home, too, probably, but that desire would be secondary at best to the desire to explore Destiny and the universe with its help...), then, around "Space" and "Divided" I realized that Rush and Chloe could actually make a good couple (I know, I know, the age difference, but does anyone even care about it these days? besides, both same-age candidates for a partner - Scott and Eli - don't really suit Chloe? because she's smart and independent and has a good moral compass and is the one to stand up to anyone she thinks is wrong and wants to do something, be someone and Scott is a little... too plain for her? plus he's a mindless follower and that cannot possibly sit well with her - no wonder she's never in the scene when Scott does something stupid / wrong just because he's following an order without thinking for himself - and Eli is not mature enough for her but Rush? he would be just right) and then they introduced Mandy and she and Nick are so cute together I can't 🥺🥺🥺

[hearteyesmcgarrett]

Stargate Character Birthdays

Ever wondered what Stargate characters' birthdays were? Or their zodiac signs? I offer you this:

SG-1

Daniel Jackson - July 8th, 1965 (Cancer)

Major Paul Davis - July 8th, 1969 (Cancer)

Sam Carter - December 29th, 1968 (Capricorn)

Jack O'Neill - October 20th, 1952 (Libra)

Teal'c - no date, 1899, though Chris Judge's birthday is October 13th (Libra)

Jonas Quinn - no date, but Corin Nemec's birthday is November 5th, 1971 (Scorpio)

General Hammond - no date, but Don S. Davis' is August 4th, 1942 (Leo)

Cam Mitchell - no date, but I was told that it was May/June, 1970 (Taurus or Gemini, depending)

Vala Mal Doran - no date, but Claudia Black's is October 11th, 1972 (Libra)

General Landry - October 6, 1945 (Libra)

SGA

John Sheppard - June 14th, 1970 (Gemini)

Rodney McKay - April 18th, 1968 (Aries)

Teyla Emmagan - no date, but Rachel Luttrell's is January 19th, 1971 (Capricorn)

Ronon Dex - no date, but Jason Momoa's is August 1st, 1979 (Leo)

Elizabeth Weir - October 14th, 1974 (Libra)

Evan Lorne - July 22nd, 1970 (Cancer)

Radek Zelenka - February 7th, 1967 (Aquarius)

Aiden Ford - no date, 1979, though Rainbow Sun Francks' is December 3rd (Sagittarius)

Richard Woolsey - no date, but Robert Picardo's is October 27th, 1953 (Scorpio)

Carson Beckett - January 5th, 1967 (Capricorn)

Jennifer Keller - no date, but Jewel Staite's is June 2, 1982 (Gemini)

SGU

Nicholas Rush - no date, but Robert Carlyle's is April 14, 1961 (Aries)

Everett Young - no date, 1968/1969, but Louis Ferreira's is February 20 (Pisces)

Matthew Scott - no date, 1983, but Brian J. Smith's is October 12 (Libra)

Tamara Johansen - no date, 1983, but Alaina Huffman's is April 17th (Aries)

Eli Wallace - no date, 1984, but David Blue's is January 17th (Capricorn)

Ronald Greer - no date, but Jamil Walker Smith's is August 20th, 1982 (Leo)

Chloe Armstrong - no date, 1986, but Elyse Levesque's is September 10th (Virgo)

Camille Wray - no date, but Ming-Na Wen's is November 20, 1963 (Scorpio)

David Telford - no date, between 1969-1974, but Lou Diamond Phillips is February 17th (Aquarius)

All dates were taken from the SGCommand Wiki!

[sculptural-renaissance]

Is the McRib back yet

[spockvarietyhour]

Stargate Universe "Life"

[judgeverse]

realized something about my faves, had to meme accordingly

edit: if there was a "gives them the wrong answers deliberately" answer, THAT might be rush

[aenslem]

STARGATE UNIVERSE (2009–2011) ⤷ Intervention

[sassycordy]

idk what to call this trio but THEM >>>

audio credits: reveuraudios

[aintgonnatakethis]

Find the word tag

Thanks for the tag, @annwayne! 😄 My words are capture, sky, abandon, and sound.

Tagging: @fortunatetragedy @wolgerrswraith @sentfromwolves @etoilesombre @the-golden-comet to find the words option, confine, drain, and attack in your WIPs!

Capture - i am a prisoner just like you 2x04 Pathogen (SGU - Vampire AU)

He backed off quickly. Too quickly as it turned out, his weakened state making him dizzy enough to overbalance, glad for a moment there wasn't actually anyone else here  to see him fall on his ass. There was a chittering from the assembled aliens, but it didn't sound as if they were laughing at him. In fact, one of them stepped forwards and crouched, just like Scott had done to offer the one they'd captured food. Telford couldn't tell if the alien in front of him was the same one - they all looked the same to him. It reached out a hand, feather-floating slow, long spindly fingers extending forwards, though it stopped short of touching him. Feeling as if he was in E.T. - or possibly some fancy religious painting - Telford mirrored the movement. His first impression was that the alien's skin was quite brittle - easy to snap, his mind supplied. His second was an image of himself overlaid in his vision, looking weak and shaky and out of it and he snatched his hand back, berating himself viciously. He'd already decided they communicated telepathically. What the hell was he doing letting one of them touch him?!

Sky - Aliens made them do it (SGU)

A blue sky coalesced in his vision, blurry and too bright by far, causing his eyes to immediately begin to water. In contrast his throat was so dry it hurt to breathe. It took far too much effort to turn his head to the side, a dull pounding permeating his skull as the unconscious form of Colonel Young swam into view. Rush had seen the man in some pretty terrible states - bruised and bloody, exhausted and driven half insane by Destiny's simulations - but he'd never been this pale before, his lips cracked to the point of bleeding from a lack of moisture. "Colonel?" His voice was barely audible, scratchy and cardboard stiff.

Abandon - Skirting The Vague Outline Of A Boundary (SGA)

Sheppard allowed his head to fall backwards until it was cushioned on the edge of the bed, wondering how close he was to losing his sanity for good. "So..." Rodney prodded. "Cuddling?" Pretty damn close, as it turned out. "Why?" he asked, resisting the urge to pull the pillow he was using as an armrest in front of his body to use as a makeshift shield. "Ummm... Why cuddle? Well..." Rodney scratched his chin in the same manner as he did when slaving over the ZPMs. "Warm. Big plus. Nice. If it's with the right person. Comfortable, relaxing, again only if it's with the right person. You can't just start cuddling with random people and expect it to go well, you know? Imagine if one day I just walked into the lab and hugged Zelenka." Sheppard snorted. "He'd think you'd finally lost it." "Or that I was dying... He always thinks I'm dying if I'm nice to him." "That's because you usually are," Sheppard teased. The further they moved away from the Kissing Incident the less panicked he became. Maybe they could just ignore it and pretend it had never happened, like Rodney had said. Sheppard was very good at pretending. "I think he's got some issues in that regard," Rodney announced snippily. "Abandonment maybe. Touch starved."

Sound - Your Own Worst Enemy (SGU)

"Do you ever think about what they did to me?" David asks suddenly. Young is so caught off guard that he answers even though the correct social response is silence, "Yes. All the time." David nods, a single jerk of his head. The man's never brought this subject up before, even though Young knows he must have been grilled about it by the shrinks back home. He wonders if he should have asked - about the Alliance, about being undercover for so long, about why David had been caught, what had happened after - but it's an unwritten military rule that you don't mention those sorts of things - torture, injuries, loss of fellows in battle - unless the person to have suffered through it brings it up first. "I think…" David says slowly, as if the words don't come easy, "It would have been better to kill me." Young inhales sharply. "Don't say that." He means for the words to sound sure and convincing. What he gets instead is pleading, trying to dress itself up as insistence. "It would have been kinder. Instead you left me like this." David sounds very far away. "And now it's happening again."

[nonbinaryezrabridger]

[Image description: three memes edited to be about star gate universe.

First, a man sits at a table in a fast food restaurant while a fight happens behind him. He's looking at a phone with headphones in, not concerned at all. The man is labelled "camille on the communication stones with her wife". The two men fighting behind him are labelled "rush" and "young, on his second murder attempt of the day". Two more men are trying to pull the two fighting apart and they are labelled "scott trying to break it up while greer laughs".

Second, the exploding brain meme. The tiny brain is labelled "shipping TJ with Young". The brighter brain is labelled "shipping TJ with Varro". The exploding high level brain is labelled "shipping TJ with Vanessa James".

Third, the man mowing his lawn peacefully with a tornado in the background meme. The man is labelled "chloe living, shallow life". The tornado is labelled "literally everything that happens on destiny" and is surrounded with examples, including "getting captured and tortured by aliens" and "getting changed by said aliens".

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I'm a day late for sgu week day 1, women of sgu, but I couldn't let the week go without posting something for the ladies, so here are some memes I've been forgetting to post

(the TJ meme is not intended as ship bashing, I'm making fun at the writers pathetic attempts to write her a romance)