#shameless self promo...

[todaysbird]

things are not going so great fellas (pt 2)

so for those of you who have been following along here is a brief recap of my life atm

• moving out of state at the end of the month (NO FREAKIN MONEY!!)

• house infested by fleas from neighbors

• the war against tenants with my landlord (currently resolved after 3 days with no water)

• need car (do not have car)

so I am pretty desperate for funds. i do NOT want donations, but I do want commissions / to be able to trade goods and services for money. i can offer:

• art commissions: i don’t have a dedicated price sheet but you can browse my #my art tag for examples. comfortable doing many different subjects and i can negotiate prices happily!

• buying premade adopts, under my #my adopts tag (more coming soon!)

• commission a bird post for you or a loved one! my ko-fi has a minimum donation of $3 and all i ask is that you include in your message what kind of post you’d like :) if it is for someone’s birthday etc just let me know so i can schedule it appropriately! people commonly request their partner/friend/relatives’ favorite birds, or birds they feel are underappreciated. my kofi is here

thanks, all :,)

[mi5hastuff]

Was feeling little bid of horror nowadays so our beloved watcher gets eyes on wings :)

Ps: Also my commision are open, if interested, you can check my bio

[lonely-hinna]

A bunch of Ivantill I drew ^_^

[jujoobedoodling]

soft wives sketch - sylvanas making sure jaina gets sleep because we all know that girl is allergic to rest

if you guys like stuff like this please consider supporting me on ko-fi i have more on there :'D

[sekai9]

So I did a thing.

Funny how you have a shower thought and the next thing you know you're 90k words deep into a time travel fix it.

[bj-cuntycunt]

Most of my followers are trekkies, so I'll just rec my fics (yes, I write sometimes).

Spirk:

Shifting, yet unshakeable: fake dating and an alien culture based on soulmates

Leave a mark: Jim mistakes the hickey on Spock's neck for a bruise, hilarity ensues -but instead of hilarity, what ensues is mostly jealousy and confusion.

The real thing: Jim has finally decided to use the new holodeck on board. He plans to exercise by using Spock's training program, but... the program is not what he expected. Not at all.

Let me help: pon farr + City on the edge of forever

And more!

Spones and/or McKirk:

Alone together: Spock and Leonard are friends with benefits. An awkward revelation changes the way they see their relationship.

Guess: McCoy makes Spock guess the type of underwear he uses.

Moving across, then coming through: Jim finds out what the less crowded bathrooms aboard the Enterprise are used for.

McSpirk:

Friday night rumors: It's Friday night. Uhura, Chekov, Chapel, Sulu and Scotty pass their free time gossiping about Captain Kirk, Spock and McCoy, who seem to hide a secret, or several.

Pineapple slice: sexy times ficlet

As fair as being cold for one night: Jim and Spock are dating, McCoy's pining for both

[ollierockers]

im normal!

[jasmine-sea]

quick sketch for this high school alenoah fic

[bxriles]

What if the Court of Nightmares rebelled against Rhysand?

Chapter 1 of my fic about the rebellion in the Court of Nightmares has been posted to my ao3 here!

If you're interested, please check it out and leave a comment!

Long before Amarantha came to Prythian, an eldest daughter from the Court of Nightmares entered into a marriage with Rhysand, the future High Lord of Night. It was a political arrangement and not a particularly happy union, but it was necessary to prevent unrest in the Hewn City. Unfortunately, centuries pass and Amarantha's reign leaves scars all across the land. Prythian's stability is questioned. The Bride of Spring is stolen. And the Lady of Night mysteriously ends up dead after discovering that Rhysand has found his mate.

When news of her death arrives, the Hewn City is pushed to its breaking point. A rebellion sparks and the flames are fanned by centuries of abuse and mistreatment. Rhysand may not believe there are any dreamers left in the Court of Nightmares, but he's wrong--and those dreamers vow to be his downfall.

[averlym]

maxing daddy's credit card ✨

[todaysbird]

SHOP UPDATE - HAPPY PRIDE!!!

it’s our first Pride with a virtual store, so we’re very excited! we are also procrastinators…so some things will be coming along throughout this month, please stay tuned!

also, we love other gay people, so we’re giving you the code HAPPYPRIDE for 10% off through june :^) please adopt pride worms responsibly

the Unbranded Fish-Shaped Snack Crackers are gay because we said so.

ETSY HERE!

[imagefire]

HOMESTUCK STAMPS AGAIN

[violent138]

Not particularly inclined to write it, but as I brainstormed for a potential part two for my Spiderman- Nightwing crossover:

Bruce: "It wasn't bad enough that you revealed your secret identity to him, now he's coming here?"

Dick: "I was living at his house and he's from another universe, it barely even matters!"

Alfred: "Apologies, for the interruption, but I feel like you might want to see this." *turns on the telly*

Vicki Vale: "--bring you this shocking footage from [Rogue] who's taken hostages."

*plot relevant videoing*

"My name is Peter Parker, I'm just a tourist."

*more plot-relevant video material*

Vicki Vale: "There you have it. [Rogue] has struck again, this time kidnapping an innocent teenager from... we think Metropolis?

Bruce and Dick in the Batcave:

Dick: "I can go get him."

This is a complete mess and quite incoherent, but it is as far as I'm personally willing to get because this is funny to me.

[tvfanatic97-2]

If you love Syd and Nat you should read my fic with Nat's POV of Sydcarmy 😘

[ancientbygone]

he is real and coming to Your house! welcome him or else

preorder open until October 15th. get yourself a lil guy here: https://ko-fi.com/s/3e86930c7f

[lyqiche]

moot commissioned ken sato so i delivered!! hopefully the shirt looks believable, i added it for the sake of reserving most of the good parts for the client only hshsja