#she can peg me idc

[remi12gauge]

shoutout mommy @sawed0ffshawty

made u this <3

[s41l0rm00nz]

can u do a Miguel O’Hara fic where we peg n babygirl him and just spoil him 😩😩

Massage Therapy

miguel o’hara x reader

sypnosis: miguel is stressed from a long day of being spiderman and what better way to relieve that than by giving him a massage?

cw: use of y/n, she/her pronouns, pegging, miguel is babygirl (and stressed), soft dom!reader, beefy man getting a massage from his gf, afab reader, reader uses a strap, fingering (male receiving bc prep is important!!), miguel gets oiled up (i’d pay to see that irl), miguel has a praise kink that goes both ways, miguel calls reader mami bc thats hot idc., also u both speak spanish (miguel more than reader (had to use google translate 🙏 so pardon any mistakes.)), no specified looks for y/n, kinda short after care?? idk, big strong men r always submissive at heart, u guys were in the shower for a little bit, these r a lot of cw

jay i’ve been procrastinatin mb stink hope u like this xx

miguel sighed as he grabbed the spare key under his front doormat. He was sweating, his muscles ached and he couldn’t help but groan as he entered his apartment.

his mind was clouded with sleep and the intention of getting to his partner as his large frame walked towards the bathroom, already hearing running water from the shower he slipped in. the mirror was covered in steam and miguel quickly undressed.

he pulled the shower curtain back, a scream irrupted from the girl in the shower. “fuck, miguel!” she gasped, a hand was over her heart as miguel chuckled.

“lo siento, mi amor..” he grinned, cracking his back and stepping under the shower stream and sighing pleasantly. he grabbed her love handles, head handing low as the shower water rushed over him “te extrañé, mi vida.”

she hummed, giving him a soft kiss on the lips when he bent down. “i missed you too,” grabbing the soap she squirted some into her hand then took the time to rub it all over her body. “how was saving the universe?” she smiled

“día agotador. as usual. today was… more tame though.” he cracked his back before moving her under the stream and stepping back.

“jesus, miguel.” she cringed at his loud cracking. “when was the last time you had a massage?” she washed the soap off her diligently, brows furrowed as she tried to look at miguel through the water.

he sucked in his breath, the dates becoming to cluttered to remember. y/n huffed through her nose.

“you need to take better care of yourself if y’re going to be doing this spider-man stuff.” she reprimanded, clicking her tongue while her eyes narrowing at him, clearly upset from the way he was ‘taking care’ of himself.

“m’sorry.” he groaned quietly, snaking his hands around her waist. “let me help you, mi hermosa..” he soothed, washing off any left over soap on her to help get back in her good graces. his rough hands smoothed over her body with precision, gripping her ass when he was done.

y/n leaned into his touch, “one of these days i’m gunna give you a massage, hun. your knots have knots.” she could feel the stress and pain in his shoulders from where she was standing. “you deserve it,” she turned grabbed the soap and sprayed some in her hands. she roamed and mapped out his body, watching the way it glistens up his body with desire.

“i’ll keep your word for it.” he gave her a cheeky grin, fangs flashing.

you were always one to live up to your promises.

“okay, qué están haciendo?” miguel asked with a little chuckle. “i’m at your mercy, mi amor.” he was sat on the bed, no clothes on with a smirk on his face

“put your head here and relax for me, miguel.” y/n patted a singular pillow on the edge of the bed, trying not to stare at every bit of him. once he settled she grabbed the massage oil, rubbed it in her hands then began to spread it along miguel’s body.

in all his glory miguel layed in your shared bed, naked and lathered in oil. his face was smooshed into a pillow as y/n worked methodically on his back muscles. she gasped at the knots she felt under his skin.

“y’re so tense, miguel. you’ve been working so hard, hm?” every crack, push, and movement with y/n’s hands had miguel moaning with pleasure.

“joder, mami. you feel so good.” he sighed into the pillow, letting out a deep groan when she touched a specific spot. “fuck-“

“feels good doesn’t it?” her voice was sultry when she whispered in his ear, enjoying the way he shivered. “my big mans’ been working day and night. maybe i should’ve done this sooner.” she grinned, cracking a spot on his back that had him moaning loud.

“ah..-“ he moaned. “ay dios mío- yes that feels good so good, mi amor.” his voice was shaky, “that was the spot.”

“good, good..” she mumbled, her massages traveled down to his lower back to a spot she knew was sore. she pressed down and heard a good crack come out. every moan or noise he made was like singing praises to her. this was about miguel tonight.

“you know me so well, love. you’re like an angel right now-“ his voice and compliments became more broken the more he massage. “s-so good.” miguel could already feel himself becoming way less tense the more she worked. but there was still another tense spot he was starting to sport, and it was hard not to notice.

“jeez, miguel.” y/n snickered, feeling miguel up as she smoothed her hands over his back. “that good, huh?”

all miguel could do was grumble, “well-“ he sighed. “i do have an incredibly beautiful lady on top of me-“ he moaned when she massaged his shoulders. “so i’m just- responding to that.” he grinned.

“very responsive, indeed.” she teased, “want me to take care of that for you?” she smoothed her hand over his ass.

“i wouldn’t say no to that.” miguel chuckled, “love it when you take care of me like that..”

“i know you do.” she hummed.

…

“y’know..” she trailed off, grabbing the oil and dabbing some on her hand. “we haven’t filled this up in a while..” she traced and rimmed his hole, the smile on her face was almost contagious.

“you’re a tease.” miguel snorted. “but you’re right, we haven’t.” he relaxed deeply into the pillow. “makes me wonder what else will be joining us tonight..” he laugh was deep in his chest, grinning at the idea they shared.

“well, tonight is about you. wouldn’t be bad if i took care of other places then your back.” she pushed a finger in slightly before removing it.

“oh my,” he sucked in a breath. “well if the offers on the table, i would like the sound of that.” he chuckled.

“it is definitely on the table,” she peppered kissed along his back, staying in a few spots as she pushed her finger in slowly. “i need to prep you though first, okay?”

“soy todo tuyo, mami. do what you must.” his voice shook with a groan, relaxing more and more into the bed as she fingered him. he let out a deep whine as she curled one finger.

“m’gunna add another, okay?” she removed her finger and watched as his hole gaped slightly as she added oil to her middle and point. she slowly pushed into his hole again, his moans egging her on to go deeper.

she pulled out her fingers and right as they were about to escape she pushed them back in. “you’re so tight, miguel. ease up a little.” she massaged his thigh with his other hand, she fingered him slowly, moving her fingers in a beckoning motion.

“fuck- oh, cariño, te sientes tan bien.” miguel mumbled, his cock rutting slowly into the bed.

y/n snorted, pulling out slowly. she got up and went into their closet, shuffling around before finding a shoe box with plenty of things shuffling around in it. she opened it up and grabbed a particular item before stalking back towards miguel’s submissive figure. she fixed the strap-on to herself before settling back into her original position and spread his cheeks.

“this is going to hurt a little.” she mumbled into his ear, voicing soothing. “but you can take it, miguel. you always do.” she praised, rubbing oil on the strap-on then lining it up his hole. she placed soft kisses all along him as she pushed in, his breathing was heavy while his moans turned into soft whines of pain and pleasure from the depths of his throat.

once she was settled she pulled out slowly. going all the way to only the tip in then slamming in him at a medium pace in prone bone position.

he was slowly falling apart on her cock, fangs bared and claws clinging to the sheets and throaty groans unraveled from his mouth. each thrust was deep, prodding at his deepest parts. a hand was on his lower back to not only keep him in place but to hit farther, to that specific spot that had him screaming all those nights ago and it was y/n’s mission to get him to that point. she wanted to spear him on her cock like how he’s done for her. she sung praises in his ear, enjoying his pleads and fuss on how good it feels. how much he needed this. how much he loves you.

it was all sweet, y/n snaked her hand under him to toy with his cock, rubbing her thumb over the tip and using his precum to jerk him off. it was intimate, what miguel craved for.

“e-estoy cerca de correrme,” miguel stuttered out. “i’m close- so close, cariño.” his hips shook with fevor as y/n’s pace of thrust became faster.

“go ahead, mi amor.” she kissed him gently, slipping her tongue inside him as he started to come. “that’s it.” she whispered, finding joy in his moans as her thrust lackadaisically slowed. “doing so good for me, let all your stress leave.”

she let him catch his breath before pulling out. he whined at the feeling, bucking his hips deeper into the sheets. “roll over for me, love.” she kissed his shoulders gently, helping him roll over before taking off her strap-on. she made her way to the kitchen and filled a glass with water to give to him.

“that felt amazing, mi amor..” he stretched gently, sitting up against the headboard and drinking the water.

as he drunk the cooling liquid she used a warm rag to wipe wherever his cum sprayed along with the sheets, mumbling how she’ll wash them in the morning. she placed soft kisses along his back and chest, smoothing her hands over every battle scar and mumbling praises into his skin.

…

“did you enjoy yourself?” his words were soft as he pulled her close to him.

“of course i enjoyed myself, i was taking care of you.” she said in a light voice, kissing still trailing along his skin.

“mhmmm, you always know how to make me feel good.” his voice was hoarse and his hands were lazily trailing her body. “you’re simply the best.”

she grinned at his compliments. “are you trying to butter me up right now?”

“maybe, is my flattery working?”

“nope.” she chuckled. “are you aching anymore?”

“no, i feel a whole lot better actually.” he shuffled under the blankets with her, enjoying the warmth they shared. “gracias, amor mío.”

“for what?”

“por todo eso. i needed it.”

“of course, mi niño grande.”

…

“what?”

[indicafaeries]

omg the idea of knoxville with a crush on reader who is just so much cooler than he is won’t leave my head. like he doesn’t even know what to do bc they’re always down to do any stunt and everyone always wants to be around them and talks ab how cool she is. i’m thinking she’s probably an og jackass member maybe she grew up with bam and ryan (she obv skates too). i so desperately need him knocked down a few pegs when he realizes the whole co guy act doesn’t work on her. anyways im just yapping now. literallyNy fic genre (fluff/smut hurt/comfort) idc i just need it😭

omggggg i loved this i struggled thinking of stunts and stuff but i hope this is okay!! thank you for the request bff🤭

dude you’re johnny fucking knoxville, be cool

johnny knoxville x cool gn!reader

warnings: dangerous stunts, swearing, alcohol, weed, maybe a little ooc behaviour and slightly suggestive talk 😋

johnnys in love with you cause you’re 20x cooler than him

fluff w a bit of suggestive themes

a/n: sorry this took me a hot sec to write i was going between my grandparents home and my own, also ik johnny can skateboard, just imagine he sucks a little. and with that on with the fic

you sat in the shopping cart, laughing hysterically, you had just been launched through a department store window in one playing the harmonica, johnny was standing near the window, having no prior knowledge of your stunt. “y/n oh my god, where did you come from what? are you okay?” he asks laughing, despite being caught so off guard by your insane entrance. “yeah dude that was nothing, like seriously, you should’ve seen your face though” you say laughing harder, taking his hand as he helps you out of the cart, butterflies flittering in your stomach as his hand grips your waist to help you out. johnny on the other hand was trying not to go red as his hand held yours and his other hand brushed your waist, wondering how you could be so effortlessly pretty and calm after doing a stunt like that.

the two of you walked out of the store, making a quick escape, leaving the mess for Jeff to clean up. he grinned at you “I gotta hand it to you cool cat, that was kinda badass, I certainly wasn't expecting that” you just laughed “yeah yeah I know” you had a cocky smile on your face as you got back to where you n the guys were staying. you'd been doing jackass for almost year now and fuck was it fun, being an og member was the best, people looked up to you and thought you were insane, which wasn't surprising with the stunts you did. you see, the stunts you did were the craziest ones that pretty much no one wanted to do or backed out of, that was like pretty much everyone but Johnny, he was almost as crazy as you were, but everyone knew the only reason he didn't back out was to try and be as cool as you . Johnny secretly really looked up to you and thought you were so cool and daring to do the stunts you did, especially at your age. you were the same age as Ryan and went to school with him and bam, they were your best friends.

“soooo y/n, how did it go, did he fall head over heels?” bam teases as Ryan laughs and joins in “yeah did he cum in his pants when he saw you soar through the air in a shopping cart” “shut up” you say feeling the heat rise to your face, “I'm tellin ya y/n he wants you so bad it isn't even funny anymore” Ryan says taking a swig of his beer, finishing it off “Ryans got a point yk” bam grins. “yeah whatever let’s just hit the skatepark, we won’t have time before the stunt tomorrow” you say stretching while getting up, your HIM skateboard slung under your arm.

johnny, whos sitting watching you with steve-o by his side, admires the way your shirt rises ever so slightly when you stretch, and the way your black sunglasses sit on your face making you look so cool. “fuck i wish i knew what the fuck they’re all talking about” johnny mumbles trying to make out what you, bam and dunn were talking about as you all headed off, “dude if you think they’re so cool, which we all know they are, ask em out, they clearly like you” steve-o chimes in, while munchin down on a sandwich, “i don’t know man, i mean be so real they’re actually cooler than me how am i supposed to even like charm them” johnny replies, making steve-o shake his head “dude you’re johnny fuckin knoxville, be cool” which gave johnny an idea.

you, bam and dunn were all messing around at the skatepark, dipping into the bowl and grinding on the rails. your speakers were blaring HIM as bam sang along poorly and dunn was hyping him up, you sat there shaking your head, with a fresh joint in your hands. you loved the skate park at this time, the warmth from the setting sun and the way its orange glow blanketed the smooth concrete, the lack of people frequenting the park, the soft evening breeze that blew through, as you were admiring all this you noticed a certain familiar tall figure skating towards you, your eyes widened when you realised it was Johnny, and he was headed for the advanced bowl, you found yourself walking towards it curiously, taking a drag of the joint as you sat on the bench next to it, the earthy taste lingering in your mouth, as the smoke danced around you and the weed filled your senses.

you sat there wondering what he was planning since you knew he wasn't the best skater, like sure he knew how to and he wasn't half bad, but he wasn't nearly as good as you or bam, and he certainly wasn't advanced enough for this bowl. now this bowl was similar to most except it was sideways so you could skate up it like a wall. he said nothing but shot you a cocky grin before attempting the advanced bowl, he was going surprisingly well, well that’s what you were thinking till you saw he skate too far up into the wall of the bowl and slip and fall of the skateboard, the board falling next to his head after he hit the ground hard.

you make your way over to him, not able to help yourself from laughing, before you could even ask if he was okay he looks up at you, the remnants of a cocky grin still gracing his face despite the fall, he says “what did you think of that cool cat? personally for my first try at that i’d say i looked pretty cool” you can’t help but laugh at him wiping tears from your face taking a drag from your joint “in your dreams cowboy” you chuckle offering him a hand up and a drag from your joint, though instead of taking it from your hand he just leans down his soft lips against your fingers as he takes a drag from it while you’re holding it. you smile secretly a little flustered from his actions as he blows a smoke cloud around you. “seriously? you didn’t think that was cool?” he asked, you raised an eyebrow at him “you’re gonna have to do more than that to impress me pj” you chime finishing off your joint, feeling the weed haze over your senses. you chuck the butt on the ground stomping it out as dunn and bam spot you guys, walking over to you with mischievous grins on their faces.

“falling for y/n huh?” Ryan teases making everyone laugh, you and bam share a looks before skating over to the bowl “we’ll show ya how its done Knoxville” bam says confidently, before to two of you shred it with ease going up and around the bowl, Johnny unable to tear his eyes off you in awe. as the night settles in the four of you walk back to the hotel, bam and Ryan disappearing once you got there leaving you and Johnny alone, you wondered if bam and dunn did this on purpose, they did. you both decide to go to the hotel bar before bed, the sickly scent of alcohol filling your senses as you walked inside. you looked around taking in the sight of the big bar area, noticing weeman, Preston and Chris in the corner causing a ruckus, you led Johnny over to a quieter spot at the bar taking a seat. drinks began flowing and conversation came on naturally, you can’t help but notice the way Johnny looks at you, the twinkle in his eyes to the smile on his face, maybe it was just the alcohol but he looked genuinely head over heels for you, bam and dunns words from earlier about his little crush swirling in your head.

you could feel the liquor raising your already high confidence deciding to challenge him to a little game. “hey Johnny I bet I could finish these shots quicker than you” you grin knowing very well you could “oh? and what do I get if I win doll?” he asks with a noticeable glint in his eyes “ill be your bitch, but if I win I get to make you my bitch” you were testing him now, the alcohol giving you the push you needed to do this, testing to see if he really did have feeling for you, Johnny was completely surprised you said that, it was obvious from his expression, that doesn't mean he didn't love the idea, “alright, you're on y/n” he lips quirked up into a smirk. you counted down before downing the shots, Johnny moved surprisingly fast like he wanted to win, but not as fast as you. you finish the last shot, fiery whiskey warming your insides as you put the shot glass on the table, Johnny just finishing his off.

“get fucked cowboy, I win” you cheer triumphantly, Johnny looks at you, a look of anticipation in his eyes, “I certainly hope I get fucked” he can't help but mumble out staring at you through those fuck me eyes he does so well. “oh just you wait Johnny, ive been wanting to do this for a while” you smirk looking up at him, bringing your face close to his. “sure its not as long's ive been dreaming about you cool cat” his breath is warm against your face as he leans down, your faces barely an inch apart, you bring your lips to his, your hands wrapping around his neck as one of his hands grips your hair, to other eagerly snaking around your waist, he tasted of whiskey and cigarettes, the kiss made the bar melt away around you. Johnny pulled away for a moment catching his breath as he rests his forehead against yours, “that was better than anything I could've imagined and trust me Ive been imagining, be mine y/n?” Johnny said softly against your lips “with pleasure Johnny, now lets take this upstairs” you smile, beet red and completely in love, “lets.”

[nehswritesstuffs]

Sanji, Warrior of the Sea

So, um, my husband very specifically asked for this fic so everybody pls thank Mr. Nehs; this is very silly; things don’t happen in here precisely as in the series canon, but what do I care?; essentially rated T but with a bunch of strong cussing (and that bathhouse scene) so be warned I guess; no shipping unless you put goggles on idc

Sanji, fresh out of Whole Cake Island, decides to make good of a shit situation and have Franky tinker with his raid suit. He just didn't take one thing into account: NERDS. [3696 words]

The weight of the canister was heavy in Sanji’s hand as he removed it from his inner jacket pocket. He and the rest of the crew were headed towards Wano, where the advance party was already in place. Leaning against the railing of the Sunny, he was tempted to chuck the thing as far as he could and forget about it, leaving the device to the briny depths of the ocean. It was only just barely slipped to him by Reiju, her ability for sleight of hand almost nostalgic.

“Use it better than we ever did,” she had whispered, and then had been gone. Now he was leagues upon leagues away, with little instruction on how or why.

He might have been his mother’s son, but as he held the device he thought of his father and what he would say. The geezer would cuss and kick him with the peg, most likely, but would also tell him to figure out a way to use it better than those sacks of skin that called themselves his family. Beat them at their own game and all that shit. He weighed his options: use it, shove it deep in his locker, or fucking yeet the piece of garbage as far as he could, use Moonwalk to catch it, and then throw it again for maximum coverage.

Then again, when he boiled it down, there was one more option that he needed to consider…

-_-_-_-_-_-_-

“You want me to what?” Franosuke slurped up soba as he looked at the device in Sangoro’s hand. It didn’t look like much, but from what the cook was implying, it was honestly one of the highest-tech pieces of equipment either of them had ever touched, which was impressive given the present company.

“See what you can do about making this thing… better,” Sangoro said. “I got it from my sister—Father thought he knew best and made one for each of us.”

“…even though you hate him?”

“He was hoping that I’d… come around one day.” Franosuke scoffed at that. “You get what I’m saying?”

“Yeah, yeah; I get you, brother,” Franosuke chuckled. He held out his hand and Sangoro handed over the device. “Usohachi and I are supposed to be hanging out tonight to work on some other projects, so I think we can fit this in.”

“Thanks; I owe you one,” Sangoro said. “Burgers might be a stretch, but I think I can manage some steak if you want.”

“Nah… I’ll take a rain check on that. Too busy this week.” Franosuke pocketed the device and went back to his soba. “This is good eatin’ though. Wouldn’t mind maybe an extra serving of this.”

Eh; he’d think about it.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Sanji kicked the dinosaur in the face, hard. Who the fuck was this guy, thinking he could just destroy people’s lives just because he was searching for him? He hated assholes like this, acting like nothing they ever did came with consequence, and he’d had enough. Taking the canister out of his kimono sleeve, he activated it, knowing that although he could take the asshole without it, he was going to need some seriously big guns to stop him before anyone else got hurt in the middle of the sleeping city.

Out of the canister came a costume, which wrapped around his body with precision accuracy. Sanji could feel that the fabrics were different from what his sperm donor had engineered and he was put more at-ease because of it. The raid suit finished forming and he felt damn good, like he was taking everything those bastards worked for and was pissing and ashing on it simultaneously. His opponent scoffed, however, or at least as much as a spinosaur could.

“Are you mocking me?!” he growled. “Real men don’t use a fight to play dress-up.”

“That’s selling it short,” Sanji smirked. He pressed his fingertips to the side of the helmet, activating the sensors. Varied readouts and stats flashed across the visor—bingo.

Using Moonwalk, Sanji bounced around in the air, confusing the shit-mannered mook until he was able to find an opening. Once he saw it, he acted swiftly, slamming a flaming foot into the back of the dinosaur’s neck. His opponent was knocked out cold without him damaging any other buildings.

“That’ll teach you,” he smirked. He watched as the spinosaur shrank down to a Human shape. Tch; asshole had no right to challenge him. It was then, however, that Sanji heard a surprised gasp. He turned around and saw… Traffy…?

“Holy shit,” Traffy marveled. “It’s Sora!” Sanji cringed at the sound of his mother’s name—what the fuck?!

“I’m no one!” he claimed. “Just… uh… just passing through!” Traffy replaced himself with a pebble and got directly within Sanji’s personal bubble, touching his cape and admiring his clothes.

“The attention to detail is absolutely exquisite,” he said. “Excellent craftsmanship; they spared no expense.”

“Get off me,” Sanji grumbled. Where the fuck was Traffy when the dino-jerk attacked? Way to have shit timing. He pulled the cloak out of Law’s hand and sneered. “Don’t touch the goods.”

“Uh… yes, sir,” Traffy mumbled. Sanji did not like the way his captain’s ally was looking at him, so he took one step back, found where the settings were, and… oh, thank fuck, Franky kept it. He turned on the cloaking device, essentially granting him invisibility, hoping it would allow for a quick getaway.

Trafalgar Law instead squealed like little kid…? Oh, he did not have enough smokes on-hand to unpack that.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Okay, granted, Sanji knew that sliding into the mixed baths was going to be trouble. He was likely to see way too much man peen for his liking, not to mention be in a position to get caught, but it was worth it to spy on wome—ahem—test the limits of his raid suit. Opportunities like this were becoming fewer and farther between as everyone prepared for the upcoming raid on Onigashima, and he needed to know exactly what the thing could do before throwing himself headlong into battle.

It was practical, okay? Field testing. Tactical information gathering.

Oh, there were a lot of women in the bathhouse that afternoon that made his heart race and the front of his pants feel tight. He swallowed hard as he watched them all from his perch in the rafters, above where others might see his invisible form displacing steam. The desire to palm himself was almost unbearable—this was definitely good… erm… data he was collecting.

Usopp was going to shit bricks when he told him what this thing could do.

Then, suddenly, he saw her come out of the changing room: Nami. All others seemed to fade into nothingness as he drank in the beauty of her in a towel. She was gorgeous, as always, with her silky skin and curvaceous body. A paragon amongst goddesses, she was, and it was enough for him to cave. He put his gloved hand on the front of his crotch and felt how hard his cock was underneath it all. Beloved Nami-swan, who graciously allowed the world to merely glimpse a tiny fraction of her beauty, was right here for all to see, and she was only in a towel.

Sanji stayed where he was for a moment while Nami was attempting to lay low, which was near-impossible thanks to all the looks she was getting. The local ladies loved her—fine by him—but… wait a second?! What were those men doing leering at her?! How dare they! He was certain that they couldn’t appreciate Nami like was right and proper! What did they know about a woman’s form? There was no way these men knew what he, a true connoisseur, did after all! He was so incensed by their unrefined palates that he nearly did not notice the new person walk in: Hawkins.

Shit; he was looking for people with the reverse crescent moon tattoo. A bathhouse was the perfect place to look for such a thing, wasn’t it? Oh no, what was he going to do?! He couldn’t give away his position, but Nami might be in danger. Well, she was strong and could take care of herself, but did she have her Climatact tucked away under the towel? What about the other women? He didn’t trust these losers to protect them, not to mention the fact that Nami shouldn’t have to protect herself unless there wasn’t a man like him around! Shit, shit shit… how was he going to explain this…? His infidelity to Nami’s beauty…?

Then it happened.

Like a shimmering light shining forth in the darkness!

A beacon of hope for all those who felt lost!

The pinnacle of the feminine form!

Nami-swan dropped her towel!

Maximum full-frontal!!

Sanji couldn’t take it any longer! Oh, the unfettered beauty! The pristine curves! The raw, natural majesty! He blacked for a moment, for the next thing he knew he was covered in blood down his front and everyone was staring at him.

Oh shit.

“Drake…” Hawkins said, his voice cracking high. He didn’t pull his eyes off Sanji despite the fact he was trying to gesture and grab at the same time with the arm closest to the door. “Drake, it’s him!”

“Did you find a suspect?” asked a voice from the foyer. X Drake… oh, the last thing he needed was another dinosaur idiot to deal with. Drake stepped into the bath area and glared at Hawkins, though once he saw Nami he froze in place, eyes wide and face red in blush. “That’s not a suspect, is it?”

“Not her, you idiot!” Hawkins hissed. “It’s Sora!” There was that name again! It was really beginning to grate on Sanji’s nerves, but he guessed he could handle it if it meant that Hawkins and Drake were distracted enough to let the people who were escaping… well… escape. Hawkins side-shuffled over to Drake and touched the other man’s face, turning it towards Sanji.

When Drake’s eyes finally followed his face, his jaw flopped open.

“It’s Sora, Warrior of the Sea!” Drake gasped. “That’s his vintage uniform from the Jutrich Island Saga!”

“Specifically his landing in Kester,” Hawkins agreed. By now, Sanji was on his feet and feeling incredibly awkward—what the fuck were they talking about? “He is more dashing in person, isn’t he?”

“That’s… not the word I’d use.”

“That is because you have no taste.”

“What in the hell are you two talking about?” Sanji scoffed. He activated the readouts on his visor again and they showed that the three of them were quickly becoming the only ones in the building—excellent.

“Surely you jest,” Hawkins said, trying to sound casual. “That uniform? The cape? Helmet? You are none other than Sora, Warrior of the Sea, taken straight from the comic pages.”

…comic pages?!

“Neither of you have known the touch of a woman, have you?” Sanji deadpanned.

“Like you’re one to talk!” Nami snapped. Sanji glanced over towards her and saw that a robe was now covering her as she scrambled to leave with, wait, Robin-chan was there too?! Oh, and they were there with Shinobu. He needed to make sure they got out safely, but with the way these two were… seas… ogling him, he wasn’t sure that they’d get out of there if he moved even an inch. “Keep them distracted! We’ll meet you later!”

“Nami-swan, I…!” Sanji reached out with his hand, but he was too late… she was gone. He let his hand clench into a fist and turned towards Hawkins and Drake, who both seemed too star-struck to care that potential captives were fleeing the scene. “You two made me lose my chance with Nami-swan!”

“I didn’t think he’d be based off a real person,” Drake marveled. He looked… deeply confused, but also like he wanted to screech happily like a little kid that just found a frog.

“You need to answer us something,” Hawkins said. He somehow narrowed his eyes further. “Something only the real Sora would know: how did you escape from Germa 66’s clutches in the Gezelligate Arc?”

Sanji was ready to murder something.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Law stood in the prison corridor, Drake not too far away, as he waited impaitently. He didn’t like doing it this way—neither did the dinosaur, it seemed—but at least it was doable. It could fit in his grand plan. Not very well, but it fit.

“Here you are,” Hawkins announced from around the corner. Law’s ears perked up and he watched as the aforementioned Supernova led Penguin, Shachi, and Bepo into view, all three of his crewmates half-in tears.

“We’re sorry, Captain!” Bepo sniffled. “We didn’t mean to get caught!”

“No worries,” he replied coolly. “I know something they don’t realize.

“What’s that?” Penguin wondered. Law simply smirked and opened a Room.

“The famed Warrior of the Sea is on our side.”

Before his crewmates had a chance to react, Law swapped them out with pebbles and dropped the Room. He held up his arms in surrender, unable to not laugh at the look of horror on Hawkins’s face.

“What’s the matter? Didn’t think I knew?” He felt Drake put seastone cuffs on him from behind, jostling him roughly. “Hey, watch the goods—I need those hands to perform surgery.”

“Like you have a medical degree,” Drake grumbled.

“…and for all I know, you’re probably still a cop,” Law scoffed. For that, Drake pushed him towards Hawkins, letting their prisoner stumble into the dirt floor. “Hit a nerve?”

“You know what? I don’t even care anymore.” Drake took a step back before turning to walk away. “Do whatever hoodoo nonsense you want to him. I’m washing my hands of it.”

“Hoodoo is a completely different discipline,” Hawkins droned, “but I’ll try.” He snapped his fingers and two Pleasures guards came by to lift Law from the floor and drag him off to a torture cell. “I’ll make him regret invoking the name of Sora.”

Law chuckled to himself as the mooks dragged him away. These two losers were in for it.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Okay, mooks taken out and transported to varied Flower Capitol alleyways, check. Hawkins—aka: Senior Mook—unconscious and bleeding out on the floor, check. His sword and hat back—check. Information he pried out of Senior Mook before allowing him to pass out. Check and noted. Law was feeling good as he got ready to leave the prison house. Just a few more moment of checking out the outlying areas with his Devil Fruit and he could accurately pinpoint a safe getaway. He stepped out into the corridor and began to walk out—he was a free man, after all.

“Trafalgar.” Oh, yeah, there was one more that he didn’t get rid of, though to be honest, it felt like an afterthought. He turned and saw Drake standing there, staring at him with an… well, the look eas cryptic, that was for certain.

“You’re not stopping me,” Law said casually. “I’m finding a place to go as we speak.”

“Then before you leave, I have a request,” Drake said. Law raised an eyebrow.

“What’s a not-cop want from a humble pirate like myself?”

“Do you think…” Drake blushed, not believing he was saying this. “I mean… could you get me an autograph from Sora?”

“We’re on different sides… you know that, right?”

“All my time I was in the Navy, he was their best-kept secret. To get an autograph from one of the best special ops agent? Whose solo work inspired all of us? It might get you a favor or two.”

“Hmm… I’ll think about it.”

In a flash, the man vanished and an upset tomcat appeared in his place.

Well, it was worth a shot.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-

“What the fuck did you do to this thing?!” Sanji hissed, shoving his raid suit in Franky’s face. The cyborg simply scoffed and kept on eating.

“I improved it—made it super—just like you asked, brother,” he replied. It was the night before they were to raid Onigashima and all he wanted was some relaxation time before putting his nose to the grindstone. The surrounding area was a mishmash collection of their crew and varied allies, whether reluctant or not, the vast majority not paying attention to them. “I don’t know why you’re so pissed off.”

“I’m pissed off because I keep on running into weirdos and creeps who think I look like a comic book character!” Sanji complained. “Did you design it to look like something else, or did you use an original design?!”

“It’s just a little thing I remember from when I was a kid,” Franky shrugged. “Every so often in Water 7 we’d get these collection books of this super comic where a guy with a robot and pet seagull would fight bad guys. Only ever got a couple of books—flat broke compared with only ever seeing random volumes. Probably wasn’t something that did too well.”

“It did well enough that three different people have called me by the exact same name,” Sanji scowled. “What was the name of the comic?”

“I dunno—Sorne… Sorley… Sohan… Solly…” Franky snapped his fingers between each name as he tried to remember. “…Sorrel… Soslan… Sota… Sora…”

“That’s it!” Sanji shouted, pointing at Franky. Ooohhhhh… he couldn’t believe this was happening! “That’s what those nutjobs keep calling me!”

“Sora…?” A moment, then it clicked. “Oh yeah, that’s right! Sora, Warrior of the Sea! Kind of a weird series if you ask me. Total Naval propaganda. Then again, I was only really there for the robot…”

Sanji screamed in anguish and began to storm away, stomping his feet angrily as he went off to have an entire packet of smokes at once. He slammed his shoulder into Law on his way, which caused the other to stop and glare—what the hell…?

“What’s the matter with him?” he asked Franky. The cyborg simply shrugged.

“No whimsy,” he claimed. “Meanwhile, I’m full of it this week.”

Law simply shrugged and walked off—not his crew, not his problem.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-

It was the Raid on Onigashima. Sanji was attempting to hold his own against the throng of solders that were coming at him. Okay, so he wasn’t attempting so much as succeeding, but it was beginning to wear on his nerves that each time he knocked one of the Beast Pirate freaks down, five more popped up in their place. It was like there was a never-ending sea of them waking up and he smelled like breakfast.

Suddenly, over the din of the battle, Sanji heard a familiar scream. He looked up and saw that Kaidou was up on a balcony, holding Momonosuke over the drop that would have the boy splatter on the Performance Floor. As much as he wanted to trust that Momonosuke could turn into a dragon and fly away once let go, he also didn’t trust that Kaidou or any of his goons had gone and put seastone on—let alone in—the kid.

Shit. No matter what, this wasn’t going to be good. He could let the perverted little shrimp fall to his potential doom, but… Nami would be really pissed at him for letting that happen, wouldn’t she? Not to mention Luffy. Damn it. Sanji decided to break out the big guns and put on his raid suit, immediately cloaking himself in invisibility. The Beast Pirates he had been fighting all stared in confusion—there had been someone there before, wasn’t there?

As Sanji catapulted himself up into the air with Moonwalk, Kaidou did precisely what Sanji thought he would and dropped Momonosuke. Lucky, he was able to snatch the kid after he fell only a few feet, bringing him back up to Kaidou’s level while still invisible.

“What the fuck is this?” Kaidou slurred. He grabbed a large bottle of sake from a nearby Beast Pirate and took a swig—he clearly didn’t know if he was too drunk or not drunk enough. “I didn’t think little piss-brats like you could fly.”

“Who has hold of me?!” Momonosuke whispered in a panic. He grabbed hold of Sanji’s cape and attempted to pull it around himself. “Thank you.”

“Don’t thank me yet,” Sanji grumbled. Someone unseen threw a rock, meaning to hit Momonosuke but hitting Sanji in the side of his helmet instead. His cloaking device sparked before fizzling out—it overloaded and needed some time to reactivate.

“Who the fuck are you?” Kaidou frowned. He did not seem like he was very amused by the whole thing.

“Hey, I know that tech,” Queen realized. “You’re one of Judge’s brats, aren’t you?”

“Wrong: I’m Sora’s boy,” Sanji spat. Without another word, he turned on his heel mid-air and jettisoned himself towards the Performance Floor. There, he was able to spot a trio of Traffy’s men—the Mink and two of the ones with dumb hats—and he tossed Momonosuke at them. “Keep him safe until someone approved comes to get him, alright?”

“Yes, sir, Sora, sir!” Penguin said as he picked up Momonosuke. Shachi saluted. Fuck… more of them…

“Uh… guys…” Bepo seemed to be uncomfortable. “That’s just one of the Straw Hats…”

“Bepo, Bepo, Bepo…” Shachi tutted. “Here we thought we raised you right! The Captain said it’s Sora, so it has to be Sora!”

“…but that’s clearly…”

“Sora!” Stupid One and Stupid Two said in unison. Sanji honestly felt ready to kill them both, Traffy and the alliance be damned. At least the Mink was able to use his brain…

“There he is!” Sanji looked over his shoulder and saw Law, Hawkins, and Drake all running towards him. Shit! He turned his attention towards the Mink and nodded gravely.

“All of you are from the same place, aren’t you?”

“The North Blue, yeah,” Bepo said, “but I’m originally from Zou.”

“Then I thank you for your service,” Sanji replied. The Mink seemed puzzled, only to yelp in surprise as Sanji picked him up and tossed him at the three incoming Supernovas before running away.

Goddamned nerds needed to leave him the fuck alone!

[dappy-dappernette]

Quotes from my gf ( @saltjam ) while playing Slay the Princess for the first time (Pt 1):

"Yipee! I am an evil person!"

"The air's gonna be musty when we're done here. Cause we're gonna be freaky."

Convo between me and her:

Her: "I don't listen to British people."

Me: "But you listen to Voice of the Hero."

Her: "Yeah but he sounds like he'd whimper."

"Don't worry I'll eat the door. I'll eat the chains."

"Nooo I was supposed to do that!" -In response to the Princess biting herself

"Will she succ my pp?"

"We're gonna passion inside of her"

"I'm gonna enter the brainscape and peg him. Make him squeal."

"I like how the cabin is the same on the outside but changes internally, just like I'm gonna change her internals."

"I forgot my schizophrenia medicine again."

"I'm here! We're gonna get freaky!"

"I need a mother for my eggs! I NEED TO BUILD A NEST!"

"YES! SHUT UP BOTTOM!"

"I'm a nice little bird, I'm a nice little chickadee."

"SHUT UP! I'M TALKING TO MY WOMAN!"

"Thank you woman. Whatever you say Mama"

"HOW DARE YOU SAY MY BELOVED IS POSSESSED BY A BRITISH MAN"

"NOOOO!"

"Wait hold on- We might put our fingers on her but in a way that she likes."

"Yes I can I just gotta get it slippery enough."

"Idk what that word means."

"Come here my- YEAAAH! Thank god you have nimble little wrists lady."

"How do you think sex with her works since we have a cloaca"

"YEEEAH! HER TITS ARE BIGGER! I GOTTA FACE FULL OF BOOBIES!"

"I got a knife and a throat and I'm ready to use it."

"Maybe we'll end the world, maybe we'll have hot sex, who knows?"

"FUCK THEM I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS I GOT MY WOMAN I'M HAPPY. yipee!"

"Don't worry baby I'll eat the door too."

"He's just mad cause he's a virgin."

"He's like 'HRRRGH! WOMAN!"

"HUZZAH! She ain't wearing a bra."

"YEAHH!"

"I can't wait till she turns into a big demon woman and then we'll freak it."

"I hear that ominous sound but idc. Woman."

"Jesus Christ it sounds like the world's falling apart around us."

"Let's blow up the world, then have hot sex."

*sobbing* "THEY TOOK AWAY MY WOMAN!"

"Omg Undertale reference."

"HEY! WHO'S THIS MAN! WHERE'S MY WOMAN?!" *punches mirror*

"MY WOMAN! Oh and all the hands to fist me with."

"I don't believe this!"

"Who the hell is this sad sack of shit?"

"I love being smart occasionally! yipee!"

"Hero needs to be strapped in his cuck chair."

"Smitten and Cold are going to fuck on the floor of my brain."

"I'm gonna much up her insides."

"They don't get it. Smitten."

"I love how since she can't hear the voices, this bird freak is just silently staring at her, blinking one eye after the other... My tummy hurts."

"Youchers."

"Mmm smells like KFC in here."

"Yeah the cuck is back, yaaay!"

"Sounds like YOU never met a woman!"

"Jiggle jiggle jiggle."

"Damn. A relator would go crazy over here."

"Why are we in a cage?! ... Do I get a little bell like some birds get?"

"Dam. Big beaver."

"The Hero's DEFINITELY a bottom, he's just proving my point."

"Don't worry Smitten! I'll make sure there's enough around! He's not here but he's here in spirit!"

"Oh she's saggy. Girl you need a better bra."

"Oh I got fat. Damn."

"Oh here we go in the hair forest again."

[sugar-omi]

(Omi this is so unhinged I'm so sorry, you can skip this if you want)

Omi, yes, you understand. I need to make Cove so cock/strap drunk that he never wants to be empty again 🤭 (I like calling my strap my cock, so I already know Cove would be so bashful about that.) The way Cove's whole body blush from the things we would say. He will never be able to fully get used to the filth spoken in his ears.

I mean personally, I would tell him that I'm gonna get him pregnant. Idc if it's not possible, it just means I haven't rendered his biteable legs useless yet. As a bonus, it just means I can pamper him afterwards too.

YES. MY TWIN....

I love the doujins where the cute girl is actually a dom/top and pegs the (playboy) guy until he's obsessed. im thinking of a dj right now even. maybe even 2

cove wouldn't be opposed to it like the guys in the doujins are, but fuck he is not ready for all the filth and the way you bully his insides with your cock.

OMFG. reminded me of this doujin I read where they fucked, he woke up before her and she was like "oh you're up!!! well I was think we could use this now-" AND WHIPS OUT HER STRAP THAT SHE PUT ON BEFORE BED....

anyway... this is very, rambly bc I gotta do homework but I'm writing this down. I need to fuck cove stupid on my dick, I need to pour filth into his ears until he's blushing bright red and is still painfully hard and leaking pre on the sheets

[chuuyascumsock]

Hiiii!!! (It is past midnight which means i am legally allowed to be unhinged!)

OKAY SOOOO FEM CHUUYA-

I- SHES SO HOT SMHHHHHHH

Like i would legit let her peg me for daysss

Like imagine her acting protective and hovering over reader after their little slumber party~

Imagine steamy lust,love and desire filled rendezvous in her office-

She has a meeting to be at but she doesnt mind being a few minutes late if it means she’ll get to see you fall apart on her fingers and strap~

Personally i feel like she’d love the sight of seeing reader on their knees eating her out as she leans back against her desk.she grips the edge of the desk her knuckles turning white with how hard she’s holding on.she moves her hips slowly allowing them better access and when she comes she expects you to take it all and leave nothing behind.will kiss you right after,she savours the taste of her own release on your lips as she hungrily kisses you,only leaving when youre properly marked up.she cant let anyone think youre even remotely available now can she~

When it comes to you i think she’d love to see you enjoy yourself just as much as she does,but would NOT get on her knees nah uh~ only place she’s eating you out is in your bedroom. Keeps a spare strap in a secret little compartment in her desk just in case. And Godd does she know how to use it.youre a babbling mess by the time she’s done with you! Barely able to string a single sentence of words together from how good she’s made you feel and trust me she love the sight.because not only does she love to see you satisfied,she also takes great pleasure AND pride in knowing its only her who can make you feel this good.

(I hope this was okay and ALSO UR PRESENTATION SOUNDS INTERESTING AF!!! I HOPE IT GOES WELL!!!!!)

(Also also i wanted to ask what pronouns you use if its okay for me to ask that is,if not its totally fine!!!)

Please stay safe,hydrate and slay that presentation like absolutely slayeddd that fem chuuya fic!!!!!!

-🧀

OMG THE UNHINGED SMUT RAMBLE, I’M LIVING FOR IT.

Literally would absolutely keep a strap in her desk for you (hc that Dazai found it once and that’s the REAL reason why she left the PM). And she has no problem making you wear a bullet vibrator all day and fuck w you during meetings while you’re trying to talk 🫢

I just— AH, I love fem. Chuuya. I also added a fem. Dazai smut to my list as requested by someone in my DMs, so that’ll happen at some point (After the Chuuya-verse smuts most likely).

(I loved your little ramble 🧀. My presentation went well, but some bozo copy and pasted all his slides from Wikipedia and got all of us hw everyday from that class so he’s an ass smh.)

(My pronouns are She/They, idc which is used!)

SLEEP WELL 🧀 ANON, and make sure to hydrate throughout the night lol ✨

[imthetunnelunderoceanblvd]

before you read!!! (imp.)

1. all the characters i write for are aged up or already of age. so don’t come in my comments/dms/inbox and send me death threats cause 1. that’s embarrassing for you and proves that you’re a desperate bitch. 2. i don’t give a fuck, like, literally. i don’t care lol.

2. i write dark content, if you do not like that kind of posts please do not interact with my blog at all and please block me. and if you’re a minor idc what you do just don’t annoy me or say shit about my content cause why the fuck are you reading that kinda shit in the first place if you’re a minor? in conclusion: interact with my posts idc. i’m sure that you can read the warnings well and good.

3. if you’re a male and find it annoying that a girl is writing mxm conent please do not attack me and dont say shit cuz i do not give a fuck at all. so keep all your bullshit to yourself and go say it to somebody else. 🫶

ᰔᩚ jules. trans. she/her

hot nerd , i love reading, writing, drawing, cats, n, rats. ૮ • ﻌ - ა

‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

what my emojis mean:

🩷 smut

🪽 fluff

💌 angst

🕯️sensitive topics

ᰔᩚ 𝐫𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬:

(aka dos and don’ts)

i’ll write:

female!reader, male!reader, trans!fem!reader, gn!reader, trans!m!reader.

fluff, smut, angst.

rape/non-con., pseducest, somnophilia.

fxf, mxm, fxm, fxfxm, fxmxm, gnxf, gnxm, gnxfxf, gnxmxm

i won’t write:

transphobia.

homophobia.

necrophilia, coprophilia, pedophilia.

heavy fetishes.

๋࣭ *⭑†‽🌬️ೋ’♪`~

ᰔᩚ 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐬 𝐢’𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 + 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 :

requests are open, request as much as you want. ૮₍ 𝁽ܫ𝁽 ₎ა🩷

Stranger Things

Mortal Kombat

GhostBusters: Afterlife

Euphoria

Avatar (Cameron Movies)

jake sully

waking up with jakes head between your thighs. 🩷

recom. miles quaritch

innocence loss. 🩷💌🕯️

piss kink with the recoms. 🩷🕯️

nsfw alphabets. 🩷🕯️

rape/non-con. with the recoms. 🩷🕯️

feels like sugar in me. 🩷

tickle play + oral + slight body worship + tying. 🩷

recom. mansk

piss kink with the recoms. 🩷🕯️

recom. ja/alexander

piss kink with the recoms. 🩷🕯️

recom. lyle wainfleet

piss kink with the recoms. 🩷🕯️

rape/non-con. with the recoms. 🩷🕯️

nsfw alphabets hcs + lyle eating you out drabble. 🩷🕯️

lyle fingering you. 🩷

recom. lopez

piss kink with the recoms. 🩷🕯️

miles ‘spider’ socorro

glowing pink in the night. 🩷

untitled. 🩷

neteyam te suli tsyeyk’itan

lonesome love. 💌

recom. z-dog

pegging with z-dog/zdinarsk. 🩷

American Horror Story

Chucky

*･῾ ᵎ⌇ ⁺◦ 🦢 ✧.*

ᰔᩚ 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐬:

#gross jules (gross content lol.)

⇢ ˗ˏˋ🩰࿐ྂ

[toshidou]

You know Valeria from Mw2?

She's literally a mommy domme. Like, I'm a dom too- but i'd let her step on my neck...

She's definitely bisexual with a strong preference for women. She only gets in bed with men so she can peg them and/or make them cry. (Just like me-)

She definitely pegged Alejandro (I know because Rudy told me Alejandro was limping for a week)..

Anyways. Dom Valeria x Dom Fem!Reader. Two lesbian(ish) badass military cartel women who like making men suffer. And in their spare time, when they're alone, it's a constant power struggle. Like-

UGJHDHRGDHEIHCDBECUYRC IM SO GAY FOR HER-

IF SOMEBODY DOESNT WRITE THIS I WILL.

☹️

GOD Valeria is just... I literally cannot talk about her without going red in the face and kicking my feet because i fucking love her. She's so fucking badass? And composed? And snarky? And so fucking hot? Like move the fuck over Alejandro, idc what you had in the past, you fumbled the bag and now it's MY turn with the cartel mommy

but also PLEASE write that because i would incapable of ever writing a dom reader with Valeria, I'd fold quicker than a lawn chair in a hurricane.

[msookyspooky]

So... About the Severen poly situation with Jesse and DB... How do you think that would work? Asking because of science 😂 (nah I've also had my Thoughts✨ about it, but curious to see how you imagined it would be like 👀) also totally agree with Severen having the sexies for Caleb 😂 (not me going through the entire posts and tags of every single Near Dark writer ever because I'm desperate for more content 🥴🥴🥴)

OH! YES!

I doubt it's very often or a true closed throuple sort of relationship but he is definitely their plus one 😏🤫

I mean, I'm sure there have been many nights where it was just them 3 for decades...You're telling me they didn't invite Sev or he invited himself when Jesse and DB wanted to be intimate in a small space? Nah, DB probably pegged Sev once and either Sev was between Jesse and DB or DB was between Jesse and Sev (And she dominated both of them almost everytime)

I think they all have deep respect and love for each other but Severen isn't romantically involved with them either because he's a free spirit or aromantic or just doesn't view them that way but sex? Absolutely. 100%.

AND yeaaaahhh...Severen had the hots for Caleb idc. He did. What is this gay shit? "iT's CaUsE itS bLoOd-" OKAY. IT'S FOOD. I AINT NEVER SWIPED CARAMEL OFF MY FRIENDS FACE LIKE THAT ARM WRAPPED AROUND THEM MAKING EYE CONTACT AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH UNLESS I WANTED MY MOUTH ON SOMETHING ELSE 😵🥴😭

This is a man wanting to explore another guys body idc!!!

Some ppl have been opening my eyes to Severen x Caleb x Mae in a new light. I can see Severen loving both of them like he loves Jesse and DB but both him and Mae hyper focusing solely on Caleb instead of each other. (Sev doesn't interact with Mae much other than protecting her in the movie or looking proudly at her a few times. Honestly? Sev and Mae and Sev and Homer feel like the only platonic relationships Sev has but Jesse and DB and Caleb?...Idk man. I'm just saying!)

Like Severen is everyone's designated spare fifth tire in the back. He is the plus one that just cozies himself into it. And he's so loyal and protective of his family that he loves them all the same in his asshole way.

Poor Homer is going outside to smoke pissed off as everyone/Severen with one of the couples is making out inside.

[luffythinker]

Alright, lets put this in two different sections

Naruto universe

My hero universe

just gonna talk about the Naruto universe right now

In the Naruto universe i think Bakugo as a bully as he was when he was a kid would not par-take in shunning Naruto for the reason he was shunned, i think Bakugo would stay away from him simply because he’s “weird” he doesn’t listen to the rumors and stuff and honestly i think Bakugo would have Naruto on his list of people he wants to fight at the academy. Deku on the other hand would be Naruto’s friend i also think Deku would be like Lee and not be able to use ninjutsu or genjutsu so Naruto would honestly, as a kid be friends with Deku this would make Bakugo angry cause Bakugo pegs me as the ‘nobody can be friends with a loser like Deku except me’ and he would think Naruto is trying to take the one person who chases after me and thinks im cool.

Enough about the kid life i want academy life, i like to go by canon in events so we know Neji Lee and Tenten grauated from the academy earlier because they are older by a little bit i guess? i think some of Deku’s class would be included in their class so it makes room for Deku, Bakugo, Uraraka and Iida to be in Naruto’s class.

Bakugo would absolutly hate Sasuke he would absolutly believe his clan the Bakugo clan is the best clan in the leaf village and he wants to prove either he can be better then hokage or be hokage which he gets into a fight with Naruto about all the time. Bakugo still being mad with Deku because he can’t use any form of jutsu so why is someone like him even here? Lee would probably be a inspiration to Deku they are so similar to eachother it’s cute and needs to be explored. ANyway Uraraka would probably not be friends with Sakura or Ino because (Love Sakura to death i really do but we all know she was super mean as a kid she didn’t know any better i blame and don’t blame her for it i had a whole theory that she was only this way because she acted how Ino act as a kid but we wont get into that right now) ANYWAY AGAIN teams are made (I have not finished Naruto yet but idc for spoilers so talk about it to your hearts content with me)

There is Team 7, Team 8, Team 10 and Team Guy.

Team 9 - Bakugo Kirishima Kaminari - Squad leader - Aizawa

Team 6 - Deku Iida Uraraka - Squad leader - All Might

Team 1 Todoroki Momo Jiro - Squad leader - Midnight? or Endeavor??

Team 2 Jirou Mina Sero - Squad leader - Present Mic

Team 3 Tokoyami Shoji Mineta - Squad leader - Cementoss? or Midnight??

Team 4 Sato Ojiro Koda - Squad leader - Thirteen?

Team 5 Aoyama Toru Tsuyu - Squad leader - Snipe?

if you could think of better teams let me know

sasuke rescue mission i think Deku would help even if he and Sasuke probably had a lot of bad run ins everytime Deku interacts with Sasuke it would be to help his character Deku would say everything Sasuke needs to hear even if he didn’t wanna hear it, he may not want to listen and he needs to hear it but it would just not be the right time to hear these things so he would probably also want to fight Deku for being strong just like Lee he’s a target to Sasuke

I KNOW DEKU WOULD COME GUNS BLAZING TO FIGHT SASUKE OFF NARUTO he would have to be too injuried to help in the battle and feel like losing Bakugo for Naruto at the lost of Sasuke this is a you got hurt and im bleeding kind of pain cause that’s just the kind of person Deku is this would hurt him but not as much as it hurt Naruto

Bakugo would be there as well to back up Shikamaru when shit hit the fan, Temari Kankuro Gaara Bakugo Kirishima and Kaminari helping out in those fights to aid Neji and Choji and Kiba

I feel like Uraraka could sort of help convince Sakura to be a little nicer to Naruto ealier just cause she couldn’t stand to see her treat him that way it just isn’t right but it would make the mission a little less impactful to her character so i feel like Uraraka or Deku would talk to Sakura after it and this would help ease her into being super glue tight buddies with Naruto early on in turn being friends with Deku and Uraraka as well I don’t think Sakura would like Bakugo at all but she can understand his strength demands respect i can see Bakugo saving Sakura in a mission and her getting mad at him

Kirishima would be friends with Kiba i think he would nobody could stand Neji except Deku probably Kaminari might glue himself to him too once he becomes a better person as well

the rookie 20+ lmao

Todoroki would relate to Gaara so hard after they've both been helped AND YOU KNOW WHAT actually lets make Todoroki family half Suna his mother comes ACTUALLY WAIT AGAIN lets actually make his mother from the Land of Water and his dad from the leaf this makes everything hard on Todoroki

I can see Momo maybe being from Suna? she would be friends with Temari her and Jirou i could see it

Shoji and Kankuro could be friends maybe? lets maybe also put him in Suna???

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? Todoroki would so fit in being apart of the Hyuga clan i keep switching sides with Todoroki but Rei as a Hyuga and Todoroki being a cousin to Neji had theory that the Uchiha clan was a Hyuga branching clan because it said that it was believed the sharingan came from the byakugan so if we are not introducing new jutus (which we probably are)

im gonna talk about the other way around in my hero universe another time my fingers hurt from typing ronewgjienhvrhtsj

Okay, let's go!!

Oh, i love that, Bakugo would not want anything to do with Naruto but he wouldn't really do anything (kind of how Shikamaru was, he knew people didn't like the guy but he was like yeah whatever), a fight between the two of them would go crazy, I wonder how that would go [lowkey still think naruto would win]. Izuku and Naruto would be besties so much, they would bond over the village hating one of them and the other not being able to use ninjutsu and hype each other up saying they could still reach their respective goals!! Love the concept of Bakugo being "posessive" over deku without ever admiting that hihihi

Hokage Bakugo is something I would really love to seekjdfjkdfjdf bc I can't imagine at all him being great at it, I think it's more about the position of power than the job itself that attracts him. Really don't see Ochako and Sakura as friends, Uraraka is such a nice and gentle person I don't think she could get along with Sakura at first, only if they were forced some proximity and got to know each other a little bit better (i love sakura, I think she's great but def not the easiest person to be withjdfjk)

team 9 - bakugo, kiri, and denki in one team is such a chaotic pick, like omg poor Aizawa, I wonder how he has energy for these very active boys

team 6 - solid team, I also thought of them as a team at first

team 1 - I feel like they would need somebody more firm to get the team moving but I'm happy with these

I think the other teams are pretty balanced too tbh!!

Deku would definitely join, it's just in his nature to help, especially since it would mean a lot to Naruto. AND YEAH HE WOULD FIGHT HIM FOR HURTING HIS FRIEND, SASUKE WOULD GET AWAY BUT NOT WITHOUT GETTING HIS ASS BEAT (and the other way around too cause at this point Izuku would not be able to win). love the idea of team 9 going there for backup too!!

I agree, I think if there were to be a talk it would be after Sasuke leaves and after they get back from the failed mission, ochako probably has a heart-to-heart with her about how she's not the only one hurting from this situation, etc; I can see sakura tolerating bakugo, but he's just not the kind of guy she would want to be close withkjdfjkd she respects him but that's about it

kiri and kiba would be such good friends for sure, they just have the same aura i think; i feel like todoroki could become close to neji, who else outside of the hyuuga clan could understand fucked up family dynamics

can see how todoroki and gaara could hit it off after gaara is saved, but i think he would hit it off best with his sibling tbhsdjhds

momo and temari being friends, now that makes so much sense, they would do each other's hair

OMG I'M SO GLAD WE THOUGHT ALMOST OF THE SAME THING, BC YES TODOROKI IS SO HYUUGA CLAN CODEDKJDFJKDF

I'm loving this discussion, we can get into the my hero universe some other time, have a great day anon <3

[marvelwoman-sugarbaby]

Hi,

May I request some fluff with Peggy Carter with fem!reader? Something along this scenario: they're sparring together, some sassy flirting while they do (maybe some smutty vibes but no smut please) and then they end up cuddling.

Make it short, make it long idc, just have fun writing it :) I hope you have a good day

Lovely Sparring

Peggy x Fem!Reader

Thanks I hope you have a good day too 😊 Sorry it took so long for me to make this, but I hope you like it 😁

Words: 1017

Genre: Fluff

Warning: some suggestive content

Summary: look at the request box above

Y/N POV

Today was like any other day. I finished doing all the paperwork I was given and needed to get rid of some energy. So I found myself sparring with Peggy, my best friend. That happened because of a conversation that went a little bit like this.

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I walked into Peggy's office and went right over to the front of her desk, slamming my hands on her desk. She stopped writing on some papers to look up at me, amused with a raised eyebrow. “Hello, to you too.” Ignoring what she said and the amusement evident in her voice, I said. “I need a sparring partner.” She put the pen in her hand down and then moved both her hands so she could rest her face on them. “I have things to do, Y/N.” She then starts to go back to what she was doing. “Why don’t you ask Javis for help?” “You know exactly why I’m not asking Javis.” I knew she wasn’t going to spar with me on a whim, so I had an idea. Under my breath, just loud enough so she would hear me, I said. “The only reason you don’t want to is because you’re just too scared to lose.” Then, to make it seem like I didn’t want her to hear, I turned around and was on my way to leave.

“Stop right there.” When I heard her push out her chair to stand right in front of me, I had a smirk. “Yes, Peg.” She crossed her arms, and I mimicked her. “You believe you can beat me?” “Without a doubt.” That’s an absolute lie. I’m just really desperate to get rid of this energy that’s eating me out. She looked at me, trying to see if I was bluffing. Jokes on her despite not being amazing at fighting, my specialty is bluffing. ‘I guess my mom teaching me how to keep a poker face did come in handy.’

“Let's place a bet. What happens when one of us wins?” I take a moment to think before I have a smile. “You have to take the both of us to that fancy restaurant and buy everything we eat. I’ve wanted to taste the food there for a while. If you win.” With a smirk on my face, I lean on the desk. “If you win, you can do whatever you want to do to me.” With a dark look in her eye that I’ve seen many times, she unfolds her hands, pressing her body against mine. Then, putting her hands on mine, she whispers in my ear. “You have yourself a deal, sweetheart.” Turning around as if nothing had happened, she left me there weak in the knees. If it weren't for the desk, I’d probably be on the floor.

After a few seconds, I get myself together and head on after her.

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Before we go to the boxing ring, we change our formal clothes into gym clothes in the changing room. The only people there are us. As I’m trying to zip my fighting clothes in the back, Peggy comes up behind and zips it up herself. She stays behind me and says in my ear. “You could stop this right now, save a lot of hurt.” I push her back and turn around. “Chickening out so soon. I expected better.” I turn around and walk out, shaking off the fact that I’m slightly aroused.

When we get to the boxing ring, Peggys gets into her fighting stance. As I’m getting into mine, I say. “Best 2 out of 3?” “Whatever you want, sweetheart.” I roll my eyes, then strike, swinging my right hand into her face. She catches my hand and flips me over her head. When I’m on my back, I hold onto her hand and use the leverage to swing my legs under her to have her fall over. I’m about to get up when she twists my hand behind my back and pins me to the ground.

With her front pressing to my back, she says. “We could always just stop now.” “You wish.” We get back into our fighting stances. This time Peggy is the first to swing. I dodge and elbow her in the ribs. While I’m under her arm, I grab it and pull her forward. When she’s on her front, I put my knee on her back to pin her down. “Like you said, we could stop right now, sweetheart.” When my position falters, she turns around and pins me on my back while holding me by my throat. “I wouldn’t use my own words against me, love.”

She lets go and gets back into her stance. I take a second before I get back up. “I’m going to take you on a date.” “What?” “You said when I win, I can do whatever I want to you.” I’m stunned, so she uses that to her advantage and sweeps me under my feet, then successfully pinning me on my back. “I’ll pick you up at seven tonight to go to that restaurant you wanted to go to.” She lets me go, and we both go back to the changing room.

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Now it’s six, and I have nothing to do. I have tried everything, even talking to Javis, and now I’m lonely. I’ve found myself making my way to Peggy's office. When I open the door and peek through, Peggy looks up at me and stops what she’s doing. “Is it seven already?” When she looks at the time and realises it isn’t she’s visibly confused. She looks back over to me. I'm making my way over to her side of the desk. I straddle her and hide my face in her neck. “Is everything okay?” “Yup, I’m bored and you decided to date me so that means I get to cuddle you.” She hugs me tight around my waist and rests her head on mine. “Seems fair to me.” She lets go then gets back to work and when seven rolls around we leave for the restaurant.

[itsmymeaningoflife]

11x17 spoiler warning

* I will never not be a slut for Daryl in his navy jumper

* Gabe: “we gotta get back to commonwealth and protect our people!!” Aaron: “Dude… Carol is there…they’re literally fine bro.” Aaron knows what’s up

* Negan being a loving husband is not something I thought I’d see but here we are

* Why do the commonwealth soldiers wear that armour if it literally does nothing to protect them

* The opening titles made me really emotional wtf. The slightly different music and the white lettering like it was back in s1?? I think it’s just hit me that this show is ending

* Hornsby makes me giggle man. I know he’s a twat but I enjoy his character

* Pretty people only in the protest crew. I love them all. Rosita my queen- I slept on you for too long

* The Negan mercier scene. Negan still commands the room when he doesn’t have the upper hand and it’s something I have to respect

* AUNT CAROL MY BELOVED- Judith and Carol roasting Daryl about his cooking is so cute. The Dixon family love their feral dad. Also Carol jumping into action and immediately sending the kids off to safety the second she feels uneasy about a situation is just *chef kiss*

* Okay so in the scene where the two people are looking for something on Daryl and they go into the apartment where Carol and the kids just were- that means either a) Carol was babysitting the kids in Daryl’s apartment and seemed to be very at home there (more reasonable because of the pics on the fridge) b) Carol had the kids in her apartment and the commonwealth knew to search her place for Daryl aswell

* Negan- “where is Carol, the only badass bitch (affectionate) that can get us out of this mess

* Okay but like …. Carols and Negan’s little smirks when they see eachother… Negan deffo respects the fuck out of Carol

* “Turns out you might have been right” CAROL IS ALWAYS RIGHT

* CAROL NEGAN SCENES CAROL AND NEGAN SCENES. (Idc what your opinion is on Negan, his respect for Carol is a big redeeming quality for me)

* Jerry protecting the kids is gonna be his downfall I’m predicting it now :(

* Negan talking to Carol about getting married. “Because she is out there.” Call me a silly little shipper but Daryl and Annie being “out there” while Carol and Negan are in the commonwealth trying to get back to them…. I don’t know besties,,, subtext is a wonderful thing

* I’m starting to regain my liking of Maggie. I lost it early this season

* “I know Leah meant something to you” - okay so I’ve seen a lot of people talking about this scene and I really don’t think it’s as bad as y’all made out (I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE HEAR ME OUT). Like no matter what your opinion is on Leah x Daryl (I hated it) you have to think like he spent a good few years with this woman.. of course she meant something to him at some point. I think it’s very telling that Maggie was not only ambiguous with her language but also spoke in past tense. Leah DID mean something to Daryl, that something is ambiguous and highly routed in a trauma bond, but that’s over now. He doesn’t feel that way anymore

* Glenn :(((((( yeah he would’ve wanted Daryl to look out for Maggie. My baby :(((

* This scene solidified the fact that Daryl’s loyalty to Maggie and the rest of his family meant 1000000x more to him than whatever it was he had with Leah. Final nail in the coffin for that one.

* Maggie looking out for Annie despite everything >>>

* NEGAN IS THE EXACT PERSON WE NEEDED TO KNOCK SEBASTIAN DOWN A FEW PEGS AND IM SO HERE FOR IT

* Carols face when Negan calls her a magician cracked me the fuck up. I’m sorry but I love this duo

* How the fuck did that vehicle overturn??

* I’m getting a bitttttt tired of Yumiko. I know she’s like the “inside guy” but idk

Overall review- there were some minor issues in this ep but like??? I still quite enjoyed it you know.

[rumble-aint-a-rumble-without-me]

Dropping this off here bc I just thought of it;

We all know Dally is one egotistical little man-child right? So I love the idea of Sylvia taking the opportunity to knock him down a peg when need be.

Dallas: idc we break up, I have girls lining up down the block

Sylvia, not even looking up from her nails: Id leave you for Tim tomorrow if he asked me

Dallas: ..... wait what does shepard have that I don't

Sylvia, already dialling his number: his own car

I absolutely love this?? Like I’m iffy when it comes to their relationship, Sylvia in general honestly, but I really like this!

I can totally see the look of shock on Dally’s face at her reply and then the hurt/anger when Tim would actually pick up and Sylvia’s smiling innocent at him while she winds the phone cord around her fingers-

[fillinforlater]

Enough negativity! Tell me five of your favorite fanfics posted this year that aren’t yours and why you like them!

2021: Smite’s Appreciative Recap

When I think back to what I have read this year, I can find many, many different fics by different writers that fascinated, encouraged or enchanted me. Picking only 5 is hard, but I think these are my favorites:

@worldsover: Upper Flower Lower

This masterpiece by the legendary Levi is the biggest reason I am a writer now. I have never been so blown away by a smut-story before. The descriptive writing is immaculate, the kinky positions hit my taste just right, and the characters he is able to build in the mean time are just incredible. They have depth, they have ideas, they have wishes... hell they even have weaknesses and feel eerily relatable.

Levi, I will not stop mentioning you. You are the GOAT for me and if you read this: Have a great 2022 and stay absolutely amazing. Thank you <3

@usedpidemo: Last Resort

While writing this, I found myself re-reading it. This untouchable, absolute piece of art scares the everliving shit out of me. I feel each of those short sentences. They pierce right through me. My stomach turns every time, OC hates himself, hates Minju, hates God. And dammit, I can cry the saltiest tears when I see an alternative version of myself, standing at that cliff and doing the exact same thing.

And when this rushed ending hits, I feel cathartic, because I now realize again that it is good that I'm still alive. Pi, your choice of words, your sentence structure, and your reader-characterization in this one are pure perfection, absolutely astonishing. I see incredible talent and unlimited potential in you.

You might one day write the greatest fic I have ever read. Or you already did, with this one. Thank you <3

@ggidolsmuts: Aegyo Avoidance

I can't find a lot of words for this one. Why, you may ask? Because my brain literally melted during this. This is the greatest corruption story ever, and even though it is obvious, it still in insanely satisfying. The build up: Perfect. The tease before the breaking point: Perfect. The breaking point: Beyond Perfect. Ddeun, how in the world are you this bloody good?

There is also this sentence I can't get over it: "Please Unnie, I don't want to be Minju angel, I'll be Minju cumdump,..." It might be the greatest, most satisfying one I have ever read in kpop smut. Thank you, for this legendary Masterpiece <3

@existslikepristin: Movie Night

I love this story so much. ELP is one of the most talented writers in general, but he excels in two things in particular: Comedy and Character. The SinB in this one might be my favorite idol character ever. She is hilarious, cocky, impatient, playing dumb or being dumb and yet still a little timid. 

While OC and SinB tell each other stories (very funny, sexy stories) I felt like falling in love with this woman. And when they finally fuck for real, I was officially bias-wrecked for GFRIEND. Although Eunha is fighting pretty hard to get up there... (she is also in this ofc)

Movie Night makes me feel cozy, like I’m just listening to the funniest sex story by my best female friend that I even get to fuck. ELP, you fucking legend. Thank you <3

@iznsfw: Crybaby and @kaedewrites: Birthday

I know, I cheated. But IDC. For me, both of these absolute super rookies deserve to be on here and both of them dropped a very early, extremely shocking Chaewon fic. I did not want to decide...

IZ’s Crybaby still sticks with me, although he clearly is the king of writing Eunbi. Is there like a whole company behind you, putting them out faster than Sonic? Anyways, I loved the dark background story, Chaewons revenge, the crying-kink and how it backfires... and of course: the knife. 

Kaede’s Birthday literally included pegging. In his first fic. Ever. What a mad lad, I love him so much! This will always be connected with 2021, with the start of my and your writing, Kaede. I wish you nothing but the best and please, stay a little crazy and drop another Birthday like masterpiece (with Empty, you already did. Keep it coming.)

I thank both of you <3

Everyone, have a great new year! 2022 <3

(If you read all of this: Wow! You are also a fucking legend xoxo)

[cherrybombfangirlwrites]

Hi! I hope you're doing well.

For the cocktail hour asks, for anyone of your choice (can all be the same character, or all different characters):

woo woo - what was their relationship like with their parent(s)/guardian(s)?

jungle bird - have they ever made any choices they regret?

dirty banana - post a song lyric that fits your OC

mojito - do they have any tattoos or piercings? if so, what are they? if not, are there any they would consider getting?

mimosa - have they ever committed any crimes? if not, what crime would they be most likely to commit?

that is all! Have fun answering these!! :)

~ morri (@memento-morri-writes)

Hey Morri! I'm doing pretty ok, not bad. Also never stop sending big long asks I love those <3

Cocktail Asks

woo woo - what was their relationship like with their parent(s)/guardian(s)?

Prince Kaye is an interesting one to answer for this! Kaye was born into a family of bloodthirsty warlords who crave violence- his father, mother, and two siblings. His parents expect him to be like them and his siblings, and Kaye can never meet their impossible expectations for him. They want to love and support each other, but his parent's expectations put strain on their relationship and make it hard to even have a conversation together.

jungle bird - have they ever made any choices they regret?

I know Hestia seems like the obvious answer but I really want to give Cassandra the spotlight this time. Cassandra was once a mermaid that lived under the ocean. After rescuing a handsome prince, she gave up her tail, voice, and life under the ocean to be with him- only for the prince to forget about her and leave with another girl. Cassandra regrets ever leaving her home under the ocean for a man who never loved her to this day... until she meets Erica.

dirty banana - post a song lyric that fits your OC

My boy Raven has a great answer for this one! I have two lyrics that fit him so well- yes they're both about how he feels for Sapphire don't @ me. I'll let you guys draw your own conclusions: No scorching sun, or freezing cold, will stop me on my journey... if you will promise me your heart, and love me for eternity... - For the Dancing and the Dreaming, HTTYD 2 (The entire song really, but specifically this line) Now she's here shining in the starlight, Now she's here suddenly I know, If she's here it's crystal clear, I'm where I'm meant to go ... And the world has somehow shifted, All at once everything is different, Now that I see you.... - I See the Light, Tangled (I know that's a lot more than one line but idc) (Yes i am currently working on a playlist for just him)

mojito - do they have any tattoos or piercings? if so, what are they? if not, are there any they would consider getting?

I'm going to answer this one with Erica. She doesn't have any tattoos or piercings (as of yet) but I can see her getting a nose piercing, and some kind of tattoo with a knife involved in the drawing. Or maybe a tattoo that's an inside joke about her peg leg. I can also see her getting some kind of tattoo design with hearts because she's a hopeless romantic.

mimosa - have they ever committed any crimes? if not, what crime would they be most likely to commit?

We'll do Triveya for this one. She's never actually committed any crimes, and she's a really sweet and kind person- but I do think she would actually steal or break something for some peace and quiet because her sensory issues are so bad.

Thank you for the ask, @memento-morri-writes I had fun!