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There is nothing more wholesome than my catholic grandmother trying to understand LGBTQ+ stuff. Like, she has me remind her about all of my friends pronouns, asks me questions about how I learned I was gay, and treats me and Clover the same way she treats my brothers and their girlfriends. The absolute cutest and funniest thing she ever did involved Elliot Page’s coming out. So she read that Elliot Page uses he/they pronouns and, being an old lady where this was her first experience with somebody using multiple pronouns, she fucked it up in the most wholesome way possible. I am guessing that she googled what it meant when somebody used two sets of pronouns, read that it was important to use both of those pronouns for a person, and stopped there. So, rather than using one pronoun when discussing Elliot, she used BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.
“Oh, have you seen his/their post? I am very happy for Elle-ELLIOT (yes she screams to remind herself of peoples ‘new names’)! Do you think he/they is going to keep playing his/their role in umbrella academy?”
Funniest shit that has ever happened. I corrected her about how to actually address somebody with two sets of pronouns and she was like ‘oh thank God that makes much more sense’.
#I love my grandma#she is so funny but so sincere#you could tell that she was in PHYSICAL PAIN trying to use both sets of pronouns#keep in mind that she is one of those grammar obsessed old ladies who will differentiate between who and whom in casual convo#but she was willing to violate the laws of grammar if it meant respecting another person's identity#my biggest flex is that I came out to my catholic grandmother and she was 100% cool with it#as was almost the rest of my family#I'm never coming out to some of them because yeah they'd probably kill me#but everyone else has been lovely about it#I'm so very lucky to have such a wonderful family#my brothers first responses after assuring me that they were cool with it#was asking if I was planning on being public with my GF and if they should be ready to beat people up#Which like?? I don't want y'all to do that for me but I appreciate the offer and will do the same for you.
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i don't think tanjiro is the successor of sun breathing 'despite not being related to yoriichi'. i think it's that yoriichi is family to the kamados
in kny, family is whoever loves you. rui tries to make a family but ultimately fails not bc they're not blood related but bc he doesn't really love them. on the other hand, kanae, kocho, and kanao are sisters. zenitsu's master is his grandfather. inosuke's family were the boars (and then of course later, his birth mother kotoha, because tho he barely has any memories of her, he remembers she loved him dearly)
yoriichi was an unwanted child and later an unwanted brother when michikatsu's hatred for him festered and grew. he was rejected from the corps and only had the kamados. when he felt like his existence was worthless, it was the sumiyoshi who told him he deserved to be here as much as everyone else and made the effort to weave yoriichi into the family by passing down his earrings and sword form. he was rejected by his family but accepted by another. if family is whoever loves you, then that's yoriichi's people, and that love was why tanjiro succeeded him
#smth smth tsuyuri kanao carries on kocho and kanae's will and succeeds them by killing douma#smth smth kamado tanjiro carries yoriichi's will and succeeds him by killing muzan#do you see the vision#do you get my point#im bad at explaining but like i sincerely believe sumiyoshi and suyako accepted him as one of their own#i think that love was why sumiyoshi managed to learn sun breathing too. kny has this huge thing of wills and emotions passing through bonds#and no one in yoriichi's life at that point really loved him save for the kamados#anyway the reason why i got to thinking about this is bc i got.reminded again that in kimetsu gakuen#yoriichi just lives with sumiyoshi and suyako#just straight up. why the fuck is he there dhsgsgshhssh#where the fuck is uta. she's probably fucking dead too tbh but that panel was so funny#he's just there. he raises his niece and nephew on his off time. he shows up at the family barbecue#one day tanjiro is gonna open his mouth and talk about kokushibou and he'll go oh that's where aniue is working these days#and tanjiro will bump into koku again at some school fest and go YOU'RE MY UNC'S TWIN???#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#kamado tanjiro#tsugikuni yoriichi
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oh, every other horror comedy I've seen can step aside, they have nothing on 1973's The Wicker Man
#midsommer is directly in conversation with this movie; I had no idea#and even love witch borrows a few tricks in staging; and the half-ironic sense of humor#I could see the bones of scarfolk too; probably other british folk horror#but interesting twists - the deliberate artificiality of the rituals! the roving greek chorus of the town! the matter-of-fact sexuality!#(I did love the not-actually-sex sex scene. that worked marvelously for me;#so did the mum who greeted all of howe's questioning with placid cheerfulness; cutting into cakes#shaped like ritual sacrifices and denying that she knows anything about her own daughter)#it's just a very funny movie! except for the moment when howe and summerisle face off on the cliff face#and howe screams about how summerisle will be next. that is the one sincere moment in the whole thing#and it rings out like a struck bell. it does.#a proscenium for our dreams
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annabeth doesn't talk about what luke said when he came to her house asking her to run away with him and no matter how hard the others try she won't say anything.
#truth is she's angry#people accused her of being of spy for daring to care about her own fucking family#luke was the first person who loved her along with thalia why would she ever let go that ?#it's not like he let go of her completly he saw in the river styx for crying out loud#clarisse fought her constantly about this but is still hung up on silena and dating chris#and the funny thing is the very same thing they resented is what saved them in the end.#she was the one who gave luke strenght to make the right decision and save everyone else#maybe the love hadn't been enough for her and luke but it was enough for the god's throne#and people won't even acknowledge that#and now they dare to ask her about her about him ?#when they pushed away to grieve and worry about him on her own ?#that visit is the most sincere moment she got from him after his betrayal next to his final moments she won't have people spitting opinions#spitting concerns about how its all messed up and how he didn't mean it#she cared and cried for him on her own. percy left her crying over his body in the labyrinth alone.#they left her to hope for him alone she will grieve him alone#that memory will be hers alone and nobody else's#hermes feels guilty about blaming her so he doesn't talk about it either#annabeth chase#annabeth chase centric#pjo#hermes pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo tv#heroes of olympus#hoo#pjo hoo toa#pjo series#angel speaks#angel's headcanons
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I think the reason Charles never refers to Hawkeye by his name is because it’s a nickname, because he’ll call BJ, Margaret, and Klinger by their names without issue, and I could write up an entire post about Charles’ approach to names and nicknames and I might come back and do that tomorrow when it’s not so late
For now I just want to make the point that there’s a scenario in my head where Charles tried one (1) time to call Hawkeye Benjamin in casual conversation and the entire conversation ground to a halt because they both got incredibly uncomfortable about it because it sounded so WRONG and they agreed to never talk about it again
#mash#charles winchester#hawkeye pierce#‘but Queen what about Radar’ I think he just doesn’t know Radar’s actual first name#cause Radar doesn’t really bring it up like ever#and also it’s very funny to me if he thinks Radar is just his actual name#’but he calls Klinger Max’ only after a very profound and sincere moment between them#after which I think he considers Klinger to be his close friend#a level of closeness he does not allow himself to express with Hawkeye and BJ#for whatever reasons (I have thoughts but I’m sleepy and also on my phone)#I think a lot about this. can you tell.#anyways I think only Hawkeye’s family is allowed to call him Benjamin#or Ben#and like one specific aunt is allowed to call him Benny or something#because she’s very old and he can’t say no to her she’s his favourite#wow I’m tired this is going in so many directions#anyways#hope this is coherent
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Putting Arasha Marvel-Actress-Queen-Of-Silently-Committing-1000%-To-The-Bit Lalani on Culinary Crimes next to Courtney's Food Detective was everything I ever needed actually.
Truly just look at her facial expressions this whole time. Perfect and hilarious progression of 😧-> ☺️-> 😦 -> "why would they even have that then" -> 🧐 🔍-> ☺️-> 😏. comedy queen.
#truly one of my favorite things abojt arasha is that you can see her choose a bit and then COMMIT to it 100% with facial expressions.#and shes so good at sensing when to play the straight man to the higher energy characters the others bring out and committing to it to#full hilarity. it was like this in like. all rise too#smosh#arasha lalani#courtney miller#spencer agnew#culinary crimes#video#i only made it a minute in bc im enamoured with arasha and her face acting#people who dont think shes funny are missing out SO bad i fear. the completely sincere expressions and confusion are THE POINT#courtrasha#to me.#brain is spinning with their dynamic actually....
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why did they use that sound.
#im sincerely crying#like shes possibly DEAD GUYS#i know its like part of the score but it just pauses like that its so funny#doctor who#classic doctor who#fourth doctor#4th doctor#dw#leela of the sevateem
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ok so was I just not paying attention (or not actually around anyone who talked about it when it was airing) or did everyone forget to tell me Gravity Falls is actually good
#idk man I was under the impression it was silly and stupid but also had an undertone of interesting characters and mystery#It's the opposite; honestly really sincere#and the jokes land honestly#not all of them for me specifically of course#but I just saw the episode that the 'wow this is worthless' meme came from and that joke actually made me laugh out loud#I'm not very far in but man this is good so far#obviously it reuses a lot of well-trodden tropes but this is some of my favorite execution I've seen of a lot of them#the dipper clone episode was in-character and interesting and clever#the twins have a good relationship with each other and Stan and Wendy and Soos#Dipper's crush on Wendy is based on him actually liking her personality and not on 'hrrr girl pretty' and he acts a normal amount of awkwar#around her instead of completely loosing his mind#Mable isn't a complete bobblehead she's just a silly girl! A little goofball! an actual person who likes sparkles and being funny! and#still has a brain like a normal person and can talk seriously!#we'll see but it's impressing me so far#maybe this was another case of exaggeratedly stupid advertising (for the people who wouldn't have watched it unless it had stupid stuff)#or maybe it's just that I was never around anyone who was really into it personally while it was going#feather rambles#ok I'l maintag#gravity falls
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The fact that no one across all of DC fandom (as far as I can tell) has mined the beautiful comedic potential that is the night and day difference between Tim and Damians current canonical love interests
#ramblings of a lunatic#things i know about bernard: he's bi. he's into cooking. he's an endless source of love and positivity in tims life#and however you feel about that as a writing decision#you gotta admit it'd be funny to imagine him pulling up to the wayne family get together (I'm not looking at gotham war rn-#-for comedic reasons) and he sees damian's scary russian goth gf who keeps making oblique jokes about death#and they both just look at each other like. ah. hello#bc despite it all they have one thing in common and that's their deranged autistic vigilante boyfriends#idk I'm so interested in the potential for daminika to be hilarious (and on a more sincere note- meaningful and cute) together#and just Nika in general? she's fun to read rn but my brain keeps supplying me for potential routes for development you could take her#but keeping it strictly in funny territory? i want this. i think it'd be hilarious#Tim and Damian have to agree to not bite/punch/kick/torment each other for ONE day bc their beloveds are hitting it off so well#dc comics#timber#daminika#gravebird#I've also seen gravebird used and i think that's cute! i don't acknowledge flamian tho. who is that
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i had so much fun last night omg
#the dragon's parade!!!#cause it's the great dragon weekend here in kraków now#so we finally went out with friends#i always miss those losers we don't really see each other often but i love them sm#then we went to drink at my bestie's place & he finally told them he's gay (i was the only one in the group who knew)#i'm proud of him tbh#also it's so funny cause our friend said she was always intrigued by our relationship#and she was like 99% sure there was something going on between me & him shdhhdhdh#and i can't blame her cause she's not the only person#my mom keeps asking me if he's REALLY gay like at least once a week#also his parents keep asking him about me & they say i'm pretty & that MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON HERE#like... no#hell no#he's my little brother i would fucking murder everyone who ever tries to hurt him#but no that's it hdhdhdhdh#i never talk about those kind of stuff so i'm not sure if he knows but i think he knows (i hope he knows)#it's so funny tho i just think we give the same kind of energy#so when people see us together there's this weird kind of chemistry there but like... not in a romantic way#more in a “hey this dude knows all of my secrets & i know all of his as well” kind of way#idk can't explain i'm happy tho & kinda relieved at the same time cause i don't really like secrets#anyway yesterday was fuuuuun <3#i came back home around 5am i'm exhausted#please give me all the coffee in the world#but sincerely can you hear me?*
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how has plush anon been? hopefully they haven't fallen out the car or seen by joseph
They're okay, I think! I've been trying to keep them secure like I said I would, and no one's opened any windows enough that I think they could like, crawl out and hurt themself or something...
And yeah, still hasn't been spotted yet! An immense relief, really. I mean, they could probably just ... pretend... to be a plushie, if they were willing... but I'm not really getting that impression. Also, I'd still have to explain where they came from, and I have not been thinking up cover stories over here.
#(ooc: sincerely debated answering this as though they'd vanished from her lap just for the sake of it being funny. also so she could +)#(+ finally notice the map thing maybe- but i digress-)#pine.txt#asks#anon#rp#kim pine#sp comic#spvtwtg#spto#spvtw#the SP Winnipeg Trip#themp3player#scott pilgrim joseph#realnonplushperson#?#(incase i come back to add their formal tag#(ooc: anyway she's been too busy reading and being gay for cover stories. it also didn't occur to her to think of one until she started +)#(+ answering this)#🧸 anon
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doing makeup 💄😳
#He was like actually trying#she was not lol#kinda hurts#Idk if he let her have her bliss or actually speak up that she messed it up bad#she is sincerely happy tho xdxd#there is a chance she fucked up on purpose#they are so funny idkkk#scaralumi#wanderlumi#scaramouche#scaramouche x lumine#scaramouche fanart#genshin lumine#lumine fanart#wanderer#genshin wanderer#wanderer x lumine#art#fanart#my art#genshin impact#makeup#doing makeup#lol
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Good episode! Will post more thoughts later probably. BUT REBECCA my beautoful queen….. I will always treasure the good times we had (thinking of her whenever Party in the USA came on my Spotify 2000s playlist bc of that silly ass elephant x donkey AMV. Don’t ask)
#but for real :(#this post sounds silly but I am serious ‼️#she is so fun and probably my favorite kidspouse (?) bc we’ve seen the most of her#like Marco is my favorite but mostly just the version that exists in my brain#+ welcome to fabulous house I’m building#actually no yeah. Marco is my favorite. but Rebecca is up there. my powerful centrist ice cream girlboss :(#also. sorry for saying this. but my first thought was that it would be really funny if Terry died again just. unceremoniously 😭#I love him. so much! but it would be silly#also I sincerely hope that Veronica does not die before we learn one single personality trait she has. SORRY#I need to stop using so many periods. anyway#dndads spoilers#dndads#dungeons and daddies spoilers#dungeons and daddies
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harrykim and tomparis hopelessly awkward in the cafeteria what social blunders will the commit!!
#tom just discovered he has a crush on his buddy who is basically married and he's like . oh my god i can never let her know#oh my god she's right there harry what do i do. ignore her right#and harry is like. shit eating grin. you wouldnt want to be RUDE#i actually think the tom kes neelix thing is so funny because neelix has zero to worry about#his girlfriend who was one years old when they met is hopelessly in love with his jealous ugly ass#but tom paris is a perfectly nice handsome humanoid man . and it's LOGICAL that since he and kes are already buddies#something might spring up between them . but the thing that springs up is neelix's obnoxious emasculation#tom himself is being a completely dogged gentleman about the whole problem and is like. well sensible really#oh i would never interfere in a friend's relationship. plus our lifespans aren't compatible and i like being friends#like it's very funny how little neelix has to worry and how sincerely he's determined to make his unfounded fear everyone's problem#star trek#star trek: voyager#q
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Head in my hands I love Ann Takamaki with my entire being
#i say this so often but its TRUE#doing her link in royal (prince finally playing royal again huge shocker)#and shes so funny#shes so KIND#a little bit scatterbrained#so honest (maybe to a fault)#i dont even have anything coherent to say i just love her#AND SHES SO LONELY. THE LONELINESS#IT HURTS#the way she did modelling because she feels it was the only way she could connect to her parents#she just wanted it as a hobby she says but like. idk it feels like shes downplaying that#shes so sincere#but shes not a pushover either#and the way shes INSPIRED by mika... despite how mika treats her...#me when a character is red: 🥺😍🥹🥺😍💖🥰🥺🥹💖🥰🥺😍🥹💖🥺🥺#<- something i noticed recently LMAOO#i should say confidant instead of link but whatever
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Yes, she is a conspiracy theorist now. We don't keep in touch.
#my own post wow#conspiracy theories#feel free to reblog#ik this list sounds like stuff a 12 year old would just bullshit to fool their friends#but she did frequently lie to see if id believe she was seriously into x conspiracy#and when i expressed disbelief in those she giggled and doubled down#this list though? these are the takes i challenged and she got MAD about#and she would repeat them#so she did seem to be fully sincere#anyway. i dont mean to mock people who struggle with unreality / psychosis / delusions / paranoia / etc#i hope i am not doing that. im pretty sure i am not doing that.#i do want to provide a funny curated list of a 12 year old not understanding anything about anything#its been long enough i dont feel like im vaguing abt her. im just. reminiscing.
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