#she laughed at my outfit

[radiowallet]

The way parental trauma can never heal completely when your mom continues to do stupid shit like make fun of your clothes.

[pterosounds]

Chappell Roan @ Boulder Theater, Boulder, CO - 4/9/24

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[leavingautumn13]

people who don't know them sometimes jump to conclusions about diamond city's detective duo.

closeups under the cut

[luxsea]

ITS A GREAT DAY TO BE A KARLACH ROMANCER 😳 IM VERY HAPPY W THE NEW PATCH

[tell-them-the-north-remembers]

ELIA WEEK DAY 1: ELIA AND HER CHILDREN

"What more do you remember ?"

He asked and she seemed more invested than ever, like the more he asked the more she remembered.

"I remember she said something. About taking your sister to the Water Gardens, once she was old enough to play."

He looked at her intently, curiously. He waited and waited to hear more of that day but she remembered no more...

The Water Gardens on AO3 ---> Read here!

[general-alder]

Lyne Renée🖤

[treasureplcnet]

Hello! I adore your Bodies fanart. I was imagining Karl in 1890 and how much havoc he would wreak. Also Henry and Karl would get along very well, I think, and Karl would be a *terrible* matchmaker for Henry and Alfred... I'd love to see your take on any of this, if anything comes to you 😍

HELLO OMG THANK YOU FOR THE EXCUSE TO JUST DROP HOT TAKES INTO THE BODIES NETFLIX TAG <3 all these drawings are very scrappy and i lost the plot and this became more like sharing all my hcs but still :')

now that you have brought it to me i really do think henry and karl would be unstoppable, i think they'd constantly have a fun, back-and-forth banter !!! i also can see karl dropping multiple not-so-subtle hints, and all of the detectives being quite supportive. gently too, considering the period-typical homophobia. i do think sometime along the lovelorn pining looks, he gets tired of seeing them orbit each other without anything happening, and this exchange occurs:

more doodles and crying under the cut :)

i will die on the "karl weissman bisexuality" hill. HE TOLD ME IN A DREAM!!!! it's just a little messier for him because he really likes women and will not figure it out ever. charlotte hillinghead TO ME also has the exact opposite problem where she is very much in love with her husband and doesn't have any incentive (or freedom considering the time period) to explore her sexuality. the way she accepted hillinghead's feelings for henry, and was less rejecting and more devastated over thinking he didn't love her or polly, just read queer to me somehow. an acceptance because she's like that too, yk? (maybe a bit of a reach but i don't get to choose who my mind designates as being bi)

i like to think that charlotte-karl experience a spider-verse mindmeld "YOU'RE LIKE ME" moment over being bisexual but they're not quite sure why they're feeling that way because they have no idea they're bi. if you are me you will understand perfectly

and i am a henry/alfred/charlotte poly truther as well (please see above discord ranting from my dms with a friend lol)

on more notes of just giving whichever character i want the bisexuality card, hasan is bi to me too. i think hillinghead and her bond a little over that shared religious guilt, of having their respective institutions be homophobic, and the feeling for so much of their life that they're different, so there must be something wrong. it helps her empathise with him and they quickly become closer because of it :) possibly also introducing him to queer lit, and maybe some non fiction lgbt history books

and one last final doodle because i think alfred as the only detective with an active love life where he's pursuing someone would make the others pretend like they can be adults but they want to know SO BAD and they also give advice once in a while because they're rooting for alfred :) they're all pretty good at hiding how badly they're invested in this (think iris 'casually' asking hillinghead how it's going and the other two perk up in the background) like i refuse to believe any of them are totally immune to the equivalent of office-gossip

this was so so long LOL i hope any of that is coherent !!!!! a lot of it ofc is my own projection bc i am bi, but it's real to me <3

[ahauntedcowboy]

embarrassed myself in front of a very cute girl today. she was so pretty and so nice!!! she came to our table to get our orders and immediately started complimenting my nose ring and telling me about how she wants to get her septum pierced too, and liked my shirt and my entire outfit.

and i was being so cool about it for a total of 2.5 seconds until she asked "are you two together?"

and of course my brain didn't realize she was asking if the check was together or separate and i stared at her for the longest time before i answered, "um, no, thats my mom."

she was so nice about it thankfully and laughed and said thats exactly how she would've taken the question. i think she was being VERY kind cause i was so embarrassed and was covering my beet-red face with my hands.

clearly any brain cells i have evaporates in front of pretty nice girls.

[frascospecimen]

wait ehy were ppl accusing u of being fatphobic 💀💀💀

It was a while back when I drew more splatoon fanart, I used to draw callie a lot and I like drawing callie fat because I like people being able to see themself in my art + mutual I like draws callie fat + I think fat people are cute + idk just fun to draw. I wish splatoon had more body type representation basically every main character uses the same body model. Anyways people from the splatoon tag got really mad and came here and said the way I drew her was gross and fatphobic???????????? Because I guess it’s fatphobic to include fat people in your art. obv it’s just people who are fatphobic trying to put me down I also got a lot of “ew why do you draw her ugly” general hate people getting mad at me and saying I have a fetish etc. Not the reason I haven’t drawn callie in forever I don’t really care that much LOL but still a thing that happened

I haven’t drawn her in so long but I wanted to again….. I love her so so much she’s so dear to me❤️❤️

[i-really-like-phrogs]

Oh shoot, today is Barbie day? I must quickly change for the occasion!

[mkstrigidae]

Jon probably drew the line at matching ponytails

(Some Barbie!Jonsa for your dash. Sansa is so excited about barbiecore fashion. Jon, a bit less so)

[yeyayeya]

This is the best game ever

[frostedpuffs]

this isnt funny but it also is but god i was trying to put my makeup on in the middle of a Hot Girl Breakdown Session (yknow where you wanna look cute but are also dying inside at the same time) and there were tears ACTIVELY STREAMING DOWN MY FACE but still i was so determined to FINISH MY MAKEUP AND GET READY FOR WORK IN TIME but it was like the most hilarious process of: ok lets do the eyeliner wing. oops i cried that one off. lets try again. ok smudged that one. can we try some mascara maybe? oh great now my tears are black and all over my face. there is mascara dripping in my eyeballs and it hurts but that's fine we'll get through this. it was TRULY the emo girl era in my bathroom. i was like laughing at the absurdity of it and crying at the same time. in the end i cleaned my face and ended up with a really decent makeup look anyway so sometimes you have to suffer for the craft I GUESS

[hibiscusol]

from tomorrow i'll love my family so deeply cause they're so worthy of love and there's no point in hating when you can love

[hoteadepresso]

wow guys look unreleased shot from Barbie (2023)

truly shows Ken’s desperation for being noticed

[hella1975]

hella I'm out for a friend's bday and I typically don't visit restaurants like it's a whole thing w my friends how UNAWARE I am of shit. Anyways so I ordered a burger that I didn't know would have so fucking much added on it, this thing was HUGGEEEEE I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DIDNT WARN ME ABT THIS. I was chided by my friends for not requesting a burger with less on it, I DIDNT KNOW. so this burgers huge I don't know how to eat it I'm cutting it into pieces and it's falling apart and there's stuff I'm trying to pick off of it, it is a nightmare on my plate my friends are absolutely making fun of me with how I've just decimated this thing. and um. I wore my nice clothes today I can't lie it was my fit with my patched up jean jacket and pinwheel hat also I've got a mullet and my hair curls so ive been told i could he on stranger things. very silly of me. WELL I GUESS IT GOT ALL THE WAITRESSES ATTENTION. THEY WOULD COME OVER JUST TO SAY THEY REALLY LIKED MY OUTFIT AND IM HERE HUNCHED OVER MY PLATE I WAS SO EMBARRASSED. the waitress who took my plate was so nice abt it but I've suffered greatly today

CANT BELIEVE IM SEEING THIS SO LATE BUT THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY. you got beaten by a burger. do better