#she left me

[sarosthewizarddude]

we never even got to go to the cat bookstore together

[h-f-k]

The heart never lies by McFly did irreparable damage to my brain when i was 11

[coolnomemory]

i only have like 4 friends and two of them are long distance. AND MY BEST FRIEND IS GOING AWAY FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS????

[feloniousmonk25]

This story is 100% true, the only possible changes occur where legal repercussion was probable. Btw I’m new to the blogging thing, in fact I’ve never read or written one. This is a fucked up true story about sex, drugs, and rock n roll. Mostly sex and drugs, there was probably rock n roll playing at some point on the radio.

Never having done this blog thing before, and possessing a deeply seated desire to share the most traumatizing relationship and the ties closest to it, in the public arena for your humor enjoy…

I am in love, head over heels, birds chirping, songs a singin, extra pep in your step in love. I never thought it would happen to me, the guy who can’t stop talking about his new girl, and it was amazing. And then one Snapchat message and an Uber charge turned things upside down.

I found out I was dating a prostitute. No joke, this is not some slanderous statement meant to run someone’s good name through the mud. This shit literally happened to me. I’m now trying to pick up the pieces of my shattered life, and get some sort of closure. I decided publicly humiliating myself on tumblr would help… #fml

Entry #2 coming soon…

[marblecakecait]

My favorite person at work put in her 2 weeks last week and decided she wasn't gonna come back the rest of the week. Today was her last day 😓

[l0v3s1ck-b1tch]

...yknow, i always did say it was too good to be true.

[kaogens]

mikus once again :P

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[mortifiedandawesome]

Post claire nuttery

[notbrucewayne48]

"aphobia doesn't exist"

bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it

[nat-20s]

I know it's because they both have Issues TM but in retrospect it's a little bit funny that Donna is insecure about her place with The Doctor and wonders whether she deserves to travel the stars or is worthwhile as a friend while Ten is just sitting in the corner like "if I get separated from Donna I'm gonna explode the universe and then myself" and then he does.

[percabethconvos]

[After the quest in TLT]

Annabeth: Hey, I wanted to give you something

Percy: Hm?

[Hands him an intricately woven band]

Percy: What is this?

Annabeth: It's a gift

Annabeth: Athena is a goddess of crafts too, not just war

Annabeth: I never practiced weaving much, but I wanted to make you something, to show that we're friends now you know?

Percy, trying not to smile: So you made me a friendship bracelet?

Annabeth, embarrassed, trying to grab it: You don't have to wear it if you don't want it!

Percy, laughing, batting her hands away: No way! I'm gonna wear it forever back off!

[somnimagus]

My page for @sheikahzine; about Impaz's duty to her village, empty of people and full of memories.

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[soosoosoup]

treasure planet au, last of the batch (Poppy & Floyd)

[sems-diarie]

death is insane. wdym i’ll never see my grandmother again

[pangur-and-grim]

Can we see what Grims parents looked like? if photos are available of course.

I have a couple photos of her mom!

the last one even has little Grimmy, on the lefthand side.

I used to have photos of her father, but I can't find them anymore. he was a brown classic tabby with heavily ticked fur, and looked like a Domestic Shorthair