#she said 🤔🤨😠

[softerhaze]

mentioning inés reminded me that i actually played that challenge for quite a while after I stopped posting it?? omg but when akira and inés announced to her mom that she was preggers this happened:

and i literally haven't stopped thinking about it since lmfao, it KILLS me

[lewisvinga]

not so soft launch | alexia putellas x fem! reader

summary; alexia really doesn’t know what a soft launch is

fc; christina nadin

warnings; cursing

all works taglist; @goldenmclaren @namgification @c-losur3 @minkyungseokie @lavisenri @ollieshifts

note; first woso fic / smau 😋 i rlly love smaus

masterlist !

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yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; mornings from mexico 🌞] [caption 2; beach beach beach]

username rue… when was this??

username Y/N?????1&/@929

friendone oh i know ur having the time of ur life

yourusername oh yes i am😋

yourbestfriend soft launch eraaa

yourusername if she can even do one,i am having my doubts 😞

yourbestfriend i mean it’s alexia,,, im sure she’d get what a soft launch is…..

yourusername we shall see 🤓

alexiaputellas amor???? my face isn’t even in the pictures?🤔

yourusername bc that’s what a soft launch is, babe😕

alexiaputellas todavía no entiendo 🙄 [i still don’t understand]

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yourusername: 🌴

username: are u soft launching 😞😞😞

username: body is tea tho😍

username: did we just lose y/n 💔💔

username: y/n w a gf? A WIN FOR THE GAYS!!🏳️‍🌈

username: those tattoos look familiar…👀👀

username: I KNOWW, maybe she’s dating a certain fcb player???🤔🤔

friendone:🫢🫢

friendtwo: tell her i say hola😋

yourusername: she said hi🤗

username: who is she plz y/n😠😠

username: when i shout my girl my girl my girl too much n i fr lost her ( i never had a chance )

alexiaputellas: why’d you crop my face out 🙁

yourbestfriend: i told u her ass doesn’t know what a soft launch is🥱

alexiaputellas: i do know🙄🙄

alexiaputellas: oh wait

yourusername: you’re so lucky i love you 😒

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alexiaputellas: what is a soft launch anyways ?

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yourusername: i’m done u ruined my absolutely perfect soft launch😔😔

alexiaputellas: i’ll make it up to you😁

marialeonn16: there are?? children present???

alexiaputellas: you mean yourself 🤨????

marialeonn16: ???????

yourusername: love u but just accept it mapi

marialeonn16: NO???

yourusername: are u single ????🤭🤭

alexiaputellas: i’m dating this one girl who keeps whining in my ear about ruining her soft launch😕

yourusername: was gonna say ur hot or whatever but nvm🙄🙄

alexiaputellas: i can feel your eyes on me

yourbestfriend: y/n just has 0 shame unfortunately 😔

username: GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO????

username: oh she’s gorgeous 😍

username: IS THAT Y/N????

username: my two world colliding 😭😭

username: oh this is an it couple for sure

jennihermoso: you really couldn’t hold back, could you?

alexiaputellas: nope !

ingrid_engen: cuties 😍

marialeonn16: INGRID NO. they’re mean and they’re bullies

ingrid_engen: to be fair you do like to bother them a lot…

yourusername: 😁😁😁

marialeonn16: is this attack mapi day or what??

alexiaputellas: yes

username: i know damn well she knows what a soft launch is 😭

username: she rlly said fuck a soft launch and hard launches the most gorgeous girl ever😫

[krav3nn]

Tokio hotel head canon: getting a pet and naming it after them

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⚝ BILL KAULITZ ⚝

➦ when you told him you told him you had a surprise for him he was very excited

➦ but when you came in there with a puppy?!?! He jumps up and down LIKE HE DID IN THE “jumbie” VIDEO (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )

➦ he would be so thankful and happy, he’d just run up to you and kiss all over your face playfully and then go to grab the puppy

➦ he’d sit on the floor and play with the puppy, using a baby voice when he speaks to the dog while you’re just there admiring him

➦ when he asked the dogs name and you said “billy” he literally DIEDD!! he looked at you with the softest face ever and started to tear up

➦ the dog LOVES bill and bill treats the puppy like his son, you guys are like a cute little family with Billy!

☠︎︎TOM KAULITZ☠︎︎

➦ when you told him you had a surprise he was kinda suspicious, tom being Tom, he would immediately think you were gonna show him somthing sexual

➦ when you showed him a CAT?! All I can say is pickachu surprised face. My man was SHOCKED.

➦ His rough exterior immediately broke and he ran to you to hold the cat.

➦he asked it’s name while looking at the cat and holding it like a baby.

➦ when you said tommie he looked at the cat with adoration

➦ Tommie, that’s…thats fucking adorable” tom would say as he would lift up the cat, Simba style. Tommie is toms DAUGHTER! he’d hold her like a little baby :,3

𝄞 GEORG 𝄞

➦ you walked into you and George’s house where tokio hotel was preforming with a dog kennel.

➦ when Georg saw the kennel, he looked at you like, “ what did you do 🤨”

➦ when you finally broke the news that you got him a DOG?! bro was very excited, though he wouldn’t show it. He just had a sweet smile on his face but in his head he was doing backflips

➦ he would be like “who’s a good boyy~!” “You’re such a cutie.” But then he asked the dogs name.

➦ quiet literally fell to his knees on the floor, died, was resurrected then died again. He gasped like 100 times. “GEORGIE?!?! that’s so cute 🥲”

➦ He would give you so many “thank you’s” and kisses. He’d be so so happy and thankful. He loves his baby’s.

☾GUSTAV ☽

➦ he was just chilling on the couch when you came in and ran to y’all’s shared bedroom. He’d be so confused. Normally you kissed him and said hi before you went to y’all’s room

➦ when you came out and grabed his hands and lead him to y’all’s bedroom with an excited smile.

➦ you put your hands in front of his eyes and walked him in the room

➦ baby boy was in LOVE with the cat when he saw it. When he did see the cat he cooed and started tearing up

➦ He wanted to know it’s name right away. And when you said “Gustavee” he looked at you like “☺️🤔😦😭” when I tell you he BALLED his eyes out, he did

➦little baby feels so loved and special that you named yalls cat after him. He just put the cat in this lap and cried. It’s safe to say he was so protective of Gustavee.

➦ when other tokio hotel members come over and pick up and and pet her, he’s like, “be careful!” “Be gentle y’all she’s fragile 😠”

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Thank you, @billkaulitzishot for requesting!!!

IM SORRY THIS TOOK ME SO LONG, my fucking screen time went off and I couldn’t access tumbler. But my mom doesn’t know that I can disable it past 12 am so 🗿

[thisismeracing]

King of my heart | MS47 | Part. 23

― Pairing: Mick Schumacher x fem!hamilton!reader ― Warnings: graphic description of unprotected sex (fingering, dirty talk, and p in v), mentions of alcohol, and jealousy.  ― Summary: It the ending of the season and fans get a glimpse on Mick and Yn’s perspective. ― A/n: None of the pictures used are mine, they are all from Pinterest and other apps, but the work is, and I do not allow it to be published on a different platform. I would appreciate it if those things could be taken into consideration 💛

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November, 2023

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton You'll always be my baby sister, my bisty. I don't care how old you are, if you're dating, if you have kids of your own, or if you get married, you're forever the baby I held and knew I would protect with my life. Happy birthday theofficialyn 💙

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pierregasly Happy birthday, Hamilton baby! 🥳

⤷ hammertime_ why this is so funny to me

⤷ theofficialyn pierre 😠 hamilton baby sounds as if he’s my dad lol

ynfan my fav sibling duo 🥹💖

landonorris happy birthday to my fav brit girl! 💗💗

schumimick imagine having these genes and being born this pretty!

mickschumacher 🥹❤️

⤷ leclerccookies not even mick can’t resist baby yn!

⤷ dreiricciardo mick is the weakest for her and we know it

theofficialyn I love you, lew! thank you for always taking care of me 😭💗 my fav brother 💗

⤷ sainzfiftyfive do they have more siblings? what?

⤷ schumercedes I guess this is the joke, he’s her only brother 😂

georgerussell63 Happy birthday, Yn!!! Love you tons, please stop giving merc admin memes ideas 😘❤️

ginaschumacher

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ginaschumacher life gave me a little sister and I have never been so grateful. Thank you for being you, and for shining your light on everyone around you. I wish you the happiest life, Yn. I love you tons! 👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏾💘

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fan02 Is that mickyn I see? Did gina just fed us mickyn crumbs? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

mickschumacher I had no idea you took that pic haha 💜 we look cute, ily

⤷ astonmartinha GINA POSTED MICKYN 😭😭😭

theofficialyn I love you, g! You’re a gift life brought to me and I’ll cherish and keep you forever! 👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏾💞💞

⤷ burrowleclerc oh to be best friends with my boyfriend’s sister

carmenmmundt 🥹🥰 Happy bday, Yn!!! You’re such a kind soul, and it’s an honor to be your friend. Ily!

ylnrain I find it so gentle and endearing the way the schumacher and the hamiltons became close friends all because of mick and yn. like, she could just be acquaintance with gina, but they’re always seem together and they truly root for each other, you can see it. and then there’s mick and lewis who got even closer during these past few months, like…this is some romance book typa shit and I love it!

⤷ norrizzfour bestie ur rant was longer than the birthday wishes but I love that for you 😅🤣

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc I won't say you're like a sister to me or else your brother will push me off the track 🙄 but it's a pleasure to be your friend and to share the struggles and the good things of life with you. Thank you for always remembering about me with your sugary diet vegan desserts. Life is sweeter around you! Happy birthday, Yn ❤️

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pierregasly 👍

⤷ lewisfan not pierre jealous LMAO

⤷ theofficialyn he loves you a tiiiiiny bit more than he loves me, believe me

⤷ pierregasly yeah but he never said life is sweeter around me 🤬

⤷ arthur_leclerc he did say it was funnier tho

⤷ joris_trouche 🤔🤨🤨

⤷ theofficialyn did charles told you to comment this, arthur? 🤣

⤷ charles_leclerc I’m trying to avoid a future track collision here, Yn!

⤷ landonorris you guys so dramatic 🤦‍♂️

danielricciardo Happy birthday, Yn!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🙌🏻

carlossainz55 feliz cumpleaños, hamilton! ❤️❤️

scuderiaferrari so she HAS been bringing you sweets huh?

⤷ theofficialyn they’re all healthy I promise, I even talked with the nutritionist 😇

⤷ georgerussell63 rumor has it she didn’t talk with the nutricionista

⤷ georgerussell63 but they’re all healthy anyways, calories free and all, even I eat some!!!

⤷ theofficialyn I was about to call alex to beat ur ass!

franciscac.gomes feliz aniversário, yn! 🥹🥰💗 te amo!!!

⤷ theofficialyn I love you more, kikaaaa! 💘💘

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mickschumacher

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mickschumacher I am the luckiest guy for having you in my life. I still remember the first time I saw you, and to this day I still feel all giddy whenever you walk into the room. I wanna spend the rest of my life by your side, smiling, laughing, crying, talking, sharing every moment. I wish you the happiest birthday, and an even happier life, Schatzi. I love you 💛 here’s to many more birthdays together

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ynsunshine the mickey shirt 😭

⤷ spanishgp23 isn’t that how yn calls him?

⤷ ynsunshine exactly!!!!! 😭

estebanocon happy birthday, yn!! 🩵🩵🩵

mercedesamgf1 happy birthday to the merc’s garage sunshine 💓

theofficialyn forever 💗

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theofficialyn

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theofficialyn had a great time in Brazil with some even greater people 💛💚💙🤍

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brunamarquezine te amooooo! 🩵🩵 (Ily)

keepupwthehamiltons I saw yn was with Iza too, and I’m manifesting something between iza and lewis like 😩😩 they would be so powerful together

mickschumacher ❤️

satelliteferrari mick showing up twice 🥰 she really said MY man

lewishamilton thank you for always having my back 💙

⤷ theofficialyn you’re my forever number 1! Love you, lew 😘

⤷ hamiltonsiblings my forever number 1 😀🥲☹️😭 meanwhile my brother calls me ugly in every possible language

1directiontrack I say give Yn the citizen title too 🇧🇷

mickschumacher

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mickschumacher vegas, baby! 😚

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gaslightgasly I wonder if the last pic isnt a soft launch for his new seat next year 👀

⤷ schumicedes I haven’t thought about it, but it makes sense…

mickynshipper I love how they’re the center of each others posts 😩💗

sainzleclerc God, I’ve seen what you done for others 🙇‍♀️

estebanocon I like the new haircut 😎

gaslybestie I can’t be the only one who had some very age restricted thoughts with the fourth pic…

⤷ vettelforever oh you’re def not alone on this train bestie

porscheschumi I am invested on this porsche 2024 mick!! omg omg

December, 2023

📸 instagram

theofficialyn & mickschumacher

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theofficialyn it's the most beautiful time of the year 😍❤️🎄

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lewishamilton sickenly cute, but ily 🤍

ginaschumacher its even prettier sharing it with you guys 💚

ynfan2 the way they're always included in each other's dump is so wholesome, I bet they waited way too long to do it, and now it must feel liberating

⤷ russellsainz they're showing off but I would too if I dated one of them

estebanocon merry xmas!! 🎅

sunnyyn its their first Christmas together I'm crying pls

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a/n: creds to the prev people that did this! :)

your insta but you're dating aaron hotchner, part 3

okay i promise this is the last time 😭 i made this in such a rush, it's so ooc. pls forgive me and enjoy 🤍

part 1, 2, 4

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y/n_xo: aaron and his dimples 😍🫶

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d.morgan: and then you have reid who's standing behind him like a skin walker

its.emilyp: he looks like a kid who's gone to tell his dad he ate all his food including the veg

itsjj: he looks like henry when he vomited at 2am and came into my room to announce it

penny.garcia: my sweet boy, he looks like he needs a big long hug!! 🥹🥹

d.morgan: he's fine sweetness, he's going to live 😐

its.emilyp: its okay derek, spencer loves you too

d.morgan: i already know, who wouldn't 😏

y/n_xo: this is not tinder pls, i just wanted to appreciate aaron's dimps 🥲

itsjj: aww father and his son 💗

a.hotch: one is enough, thanks

d.morgan: loool you heard the man, reid. no one likes you

a.hotch: you leave him alone right now 🤨

reid.gram: you heard the man, morgan. no one likes you 🥱

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y/n_xo: he's so cute 🤍🥹

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d.morgan: yknow sometimes i forget hotch is a whole father

reid.gram: same. he's so angry all the time. i can't fathom him showing any other emotions beside it

y/n_xo: he's so nice to jack, i can't remember last time i even got a kiss 🥲

itsjj: this morning when we walked by your office 🤨

penny.garcia: or last night when we were at the dinner 🤥

the.davidrossi: or literally anytime you both are together 😐

a.hotch: i literally kissed you just a minute ago. but okay

its.emilyp: ignore them all, baby. i'll give you all my kisses 👭

its.emilyp: has he been working out? 🤨

a.hotch: it's all natural, i assure you

d.morgan: he's lyin. he asked me to help him work out

a.hotch: have you never heard of privacy before??

itsjj: i was going to say, he's been looking.... a little bigger lately 🤔

y/n_xo: JJ 💀💀

itsjj: is that not what the kids are calling muscular?

penny.garcia: right?? recently he's been coming in sweaty like he's been running for miles

y/n_xo: sometimes he does ;)

itsjj: 👁👄👁

reid.gram: i am so close to blocking you from my phone

d.morgan: i really did not need that vision in my head 🤢

penny.garcia: i also did not need to see our boss in that light please

y/n_xo: shouldn't have asked 😌🫶

the.davidrossi: i think its time to slip into early retirement

y/n_xo: finally❤

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y/n_xo: i love u my grumpy man

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a.hotch: i love you more, my sweet ❤

its.emilyp: wake up and break up rn

reid.gram: the way i fell into a endless void of nothingness for all of eternity

itsjj: aww you guys are so cute😁🔫

penny.garcia: right, you guys are so adorable!! (i've had enough of living)

d.morgan: highway during rush hour looks mad comfy rn

a.hotch: please every single one of you seek professional help

its.emilyp: two bros holding hands 6 feet apart because they're not gay

y/n_xo: EMILY :(

itsjj: em you know he's just shy

its.emilyp: of what? me personally, i'd be flaunting y/n everywhere 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

y/n_xo: (s)creaming 😻

a.hotch: Y/N! 😠

d.morgan: you do know... we can read these right?? 🤢

reid.gram: i think she likes feeding off our fear and horror

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y/n_xo: i'm abt to give strauss a quick call 🤨

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the.davidrossi: please like erin would go for you 💆‍♂️

y/n_xo: i didn't think she'd go for a mean old pasta man yet here we are

penny.garcia: is that jealousy i smell? 🤔

its.emilyp: he's actually ecstatic that his secret is out #rotch4life😍

reid.gram: you mean *roach

a.hotch: is that how this team refers to me, as the chief supervisor? 🤨

its.emilyp: yep 🫂

d.morgan: she said it^^

its.emilyp: omgg conspiracy theory, hotch dated y/n so he could lust over rossi in private 😹

reid.gram: it's not a conspiracy if it really happened ☝

a.hotch: this most certainly did not happen!

its.emilyp: well you know what they say, guilty until proven innocent

the.davidrossi: nobody says that!

its.emilyp: okay and how do you know?? exactly you don't. case closed 🗣

d.morgan: honestly rossi... it feels like you're trying to cover up your tracks 😏

its.emilyp: the closet is glass, we know and it's okay ❤

itsjj: we all love youu 🥹🫶

the.davidrossi: all of you better sleep tonight with a lock. i'm coming after every single one

penny.garcia: if you kill me, could you try not to ruin my hair? the curls are no joke 😩

[socialfakes]

crossing enemy lines -connor bedard-

part 8: bonus content!

nhl players x platonic hughes sister

connor bedard x hughes sister

series masterlist

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y/nhughes | from the vault 😂😉 tagged: trevorzegras

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trevorzegras how? | trevorzegras wait, better question. why? | y/nhughes because i know you have one of me so i thought i'd even the playing field a little bit | trevorzegras but i never posted yours 😂

jamie.drysdale so glad you posted this 😂 brightened my day | y/nhughes thanks for the idea jamie 😉 | trevorzegras you're a traitor 😲 | jamie.drysdale IT WAS NOT MY IDEA | jackhughes i distinctly remember you telling my sister to post this 😂 | jamie.drysdale okay stop lying. i never said that | lhughes_06 yup. i remember that too 🤔 | trevorzegras wow. that's heartbreaking | jamie.drysdale I NEVER SAID THAT

user12 why are y'all getting mad at jamie for telling y/n to post it when she's the one who took the picture in the first place 😂 | jamie.drysdale thank you!!! | y/nhughes jamie is just a common enemy at this point. not much i can do 🤷🏻‍♀️ | jamie.drysdale 🥺🥺🥺 | y/nhughes OH NO!!! I'M SORRY JAMIE. I LOVE YOU ❤❤❤ | jamie.drysdale it's okay. you are forgiven | trevorzegras what the hell is going on

user3 this picture is funny enough on its own but the comment section triples the funny factor 😂😂😂 | y/nhughes you had to emphasize that with 3 emojis? 😊 | user3 yes ma'am

jackhughes i actually remember this night. the first one to pass out and start drooling always gets their picture taken 😂 | y/nhughes yeah and if they snore loud, it gets posted online for all the fans to see 😈 | lhughes_06 so glad it wasn't me this time 😅 | _quinnhughes it's never me | trevorzegras i hate all 4 of you 😐 | jackhughes there's no way you hate y/n. especially not with the way you were talking about her like 4 hours ago on the phone | trevorzegras JACK!!! | y/nhughes wait what?!?!? 😱😱 | _connorbedard don't blame you trevor. she's perfect | _connorbedard i mean...WAIT WHAT?!?!?😱😠

user6 how is he so cute when he's sleeping?

user4 the cutest player | y/nhughes false 🙅🏻‍♀️ | jackhughes 'tis i | lhughes_06 no jack. 'tis i | _quinnhughes y'all are clearly not thinking straight. it's me | y/nhughes wrong, more wrong and most wrong | y/nhughes it's clearly nicohischier | nicohischier ❤ | _connorbedard 👀👀

user11 the hughes siblings bring chaos to our world and i am 100% here for it 😂

user8 have you ever thought of dating trevor? | y/nhughes honestly, not gonna lie about it. yes i have thought about dating trevor but that's ancient history at this point | trevorzegras why didn't you tell me? could've treated you like a princess 😂 | y/nhughes sorry trev ❤ i do love you (just not in that way) & i'm in a relationship where he treats me like a queen 😊 | _connorbedard 😊❤

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y/nhughes | my two favorite human beings at the all-star game ❤ tagged: _connorbedard, _quinnhughes

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_connorbedard endless amount of love for you ❤

trevorzegras thought i was your favorite 😔

jackhughes thought you didn't have a favorite sibling 🤨 | y/nhughes i don't...

lhughes_06 well then...guess you don't want that coffee mug that says 'greatest sister ever' | y/nhughes but i am the greatest sister ever 🥺🥺 | lhughes_06 .....yeah you are. can't put you at fault because you have preferences | _quinnhughes don't be jealous lukey 😉

_quinnhughes i love you y/n ❤

jamie.drysdale they're only your favorites because one's your brother & the other one is your boyfriend, right? 🥺 | y/nhughes of course. you're my favorite outside of those 2 ❤ | trevorzegras dude | calemakar wait....thought i was your favorite 🥺 | y/nhughes wait, cale. you are my absolute favorite!! top tier best friend. that means you're above quinn and connor ❤

jackhughes feel like i should point out that i was at the all-star game too 😔 | y/nhughes yes but you didn't play | jackhughes well neither did connor but you still posted him 😂 | _connorbedard guess she just loves me more 🤷🏻‍♂️ | y/nhughes he's my boyfriend so i gotta post him occasionally jack | jackhughes i would like some appreciation once in a while too 🥺 | y/nhughes okay fine. would it make you feel better if i came to visit you and made you your favorite meal? | jackhughes ooh yes please ❤

user12 oh they're both so cute

user7 i don't know who i like more

user14 the one in the blue looks pretty hot 😏 | _quinnhughes thank you 😊 | y/nhughes the one in the red is hotter 😉

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trevorzegras | i hope you enjoy this payback 😂😊 tagged: y/nhughes

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y/nhughes i hope you enjoy hell 😐🙄 | trevorzegras oh i will 😉

jackhughes the only time i enjoy her company | y/nhughes hey fuck you jack

calemakar so cute when she's sleeping 😊 | y/nhughes bitch i'm always cute | calemakar that is true 😏

_connorbedard whose room did you fall asleep in? | y/nhughes luke's | lhughes_06 only because her room is a disaster 😂

_quinnhughes as much as i appreciate embarrassing pictures of my sister, i'm more curious as to why you decided to go into the room while she was sleeping and take her picture 🤨😂 | jackhughes yeah me too | lhughes_06 explain yourself zegras | y/nhughes yeah trevor. explain yourself | trevorzegras why do i have to explain myself when y/n did the same thing not too long ago 😂

colecaufield i will take the blame for this one. it was my idea for him to get his 'revenge' | y/nhughes you are immediately forgiven ❤🥺 | trevorzegras what the heck dude

user3 i love this friendship more than anything 😂

user12 original shipper of hughgras 😂 | y/nhughes 🤨🤨🤨 | user12 you and trevor....hugh(es) and (ze)gras | y/nhughes oh okay....but no. sorry sweetie

calemakar i realize that you always sleep in this position 😂 | _quinnhughes wait... 🤨🤨 | calemakar well she does come to visit me quite often 😂

_connorbedard my love ❤ | _connorbedard gorgeous in any position really 😉😏 | y/nhughes 🤫😊 | jackhughes no...🙈 | lhughes_06 take it back 🙉 | _quinnhughes why did i have to read that 👀🙈

taglist: @worldlxvlys @fearfam69691

[omg-im-such-a-masochist]

Is it possible I could request a sexting hc with rhea ripley x fem!reader?

Maso’s Krampus Christmas 2022

Oh yes, it is 😈 *unedited, not that anyone cares anyways. We’re here for the good stuff not for the Pulitzer 😌*

Tag: @theworldofotps , @writtingrose , @aerynscrichton , @daddyhausen , @damnnhausen , @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin , @sophiewolfheart-blog , @sultryfandoms , @new-zealand-chic , @crowleysqueenofhell , @thealliasylum , @legit9thlunaticwarrior , @baysexuality , @josiewrites , @seeingstarks , @sldghmmr , @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch , @whenimakeitshine1234 , @blaquekittycat

You spotted Rhea across the room beside the same redhead she had arrived with. The girl was beautiful: copper hair, bright green eyes framed by a heavy brown smokey eye, soft freckles all over her face, warm smile…she was beautiful and you knew that was the exact reason why Rhea chose to bring her.

She wanted to ignite that flamin hot burn of jealousy within you, but you already knew her game, so you just laughed when Damian leaned against the wall beside you “They’re not really together, y’know?”

“I didn’t ask anything” You shrugged before taking a sip of your champagne. His dark eyes were glued to your features, trying to look for any sign of annoyance “I felt like you needed some sort of explanation”.

A soft smile coated your lips as you looked up at him “She’s petty, immature, a mocker, completely childish, has temper issues and thinks the world revolves around her. So of course she would bring the most beautiful woman she could find to try to get a reaction from me. I know it all too well, Damian. You don’t need to explain me anything, even though I know you have good intentions”

“I tried to advise her against it, but you know how she is” He took a deep sigh “I don’t think it’s fair to you though. You deserve better”

“Better…like you?” You teased, knowing he had a crush on you ever since you met, before you started dating Rhea

“In an alternative universe, yes” Damian laughed “But not on this one”. You got closer to him and placed your hand on his chest, before leaning closer until your lips almost brushed against his chin “Wanna bet that she’ll text me any minute now?” The confident smirk on your lips only made him chuckle “How are you so sure of it?”. And as if by coincidence, your phone beeped with a text, “Name your price, Priest” You teased as he grinned “U$100,00”

“Get ready to open your wallet then” Taking your phone from your black clutch purse, you aimed the screen on his face, letting him read it first hand.

A faint “Damn it!” left his lips when his eyes caught the glimpse of Rhea’s name on the screen. And as Damian reached for the wallet in his back pocket, you read her text:

Mami🌶���: What the hell are you doing with Priest?! I thought he wasn’t your type. Did you lie to me this entire time? Was this your plan from the beginning? Get both of us?

My Forever🍯🖤: Down, girl! What I do with my life does not concern you anymore since we’re not together, remember? 🤨

Mami🌶🔥: Oi! I don’t like the attitude 😠

My Forever🍯🖤: Good thing you don’t have to like shit 😝. As a matter of fact, you should worry about your new girl, Ripley. Not me 😉

Mami🌶🔥: She means nothing to me, she’s not you and she never will be.

My Forever🍯🖤: Strong choice of words for someone who was just laughing along with anything she said 🤔

Mami🌶🔥: Jealous? 😏

My Forever🍯🖤: Should I remind you who texted who first? 😌

Mami🌶🔥: You deserve a slap in your mouth for that one 👋

My Forever🍯🖤: And who’ll be brave enough to do it? You? 🤨 Please, don’t make me laugh 😒

Mami🌶🔥: Why don’t you meet me in the bathroom so I can remind you just how well I can shut your mouth 😏

My Forever🍯🖤: I don’t think copper girl would like that 🤷‍♀️

Mami🌶🔥: Idgaf about copper girl

My Forever🍯🖤: Bet she’d be upset about that 🥺

Mami🌶🔥: Are you really gonna make me remind you of every single detail in order for you to come *along and in my mouth 🤪*?

My Forever🍯🖤: 🤔🤷‍♀️

Mami🌶🔥: Come to the bathroom with me…I miss you 😢 I miss your body, your lips…your pussy 👅

My Forever🍯🖤: I know you can do better than that 😒🙄

From where you stood, you saw Rhea huff a laugh before her name flashed on your phone screen.

Mami🌶🔥: I miss your scent, the way you moan my name, the way you arch your back when I hit that sweet spot inside you, the way you cry and beg me to make you cum when I eat you out. I miss tasting that sweet pussy, miss tracing your curves with my tongue. Last night I kept replaying our last time together…you straddling my thigh, rubbing yourself against me, my hand around your throat, choking you enough to make you smile. You placed my hand on your tits and asked me to play with them and make you cum like a good little girl…is that what you want, baby? Want me to make you cum again? 😈”

My Forever🍯🖤: Yes 🤤💦

Rhea smirked and stood up from the table, her eyes locked with yours across the room and she placed a toothpick on the side of her lips.

Her gaze never looked away from yours and when she brushed her shoulder against yours, she whispered “I can’t wait to feel that tight pussy around my fingers”

[jessidogg]

OMIGOSH 100 LIKES?

GUYS- I'VE BEEN ON HERE FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS

🤯🤯🤯

THANK Y'ALL SO MUCHHHHH 100 likes for two weeks is probs not a lot for y'all but for me it is so thanksssss

I'm calling this my celebratory blog🥳:

IMMATURE

*just John Dory being himself, really

Branch: (reading Shakespeare to his bros for some reason📖) Render me worthy of this noble wife! Hark, hark, one knocks. Portia, go in awhile, and by and by thy bosom shall partake-

John Dory: BAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH WAHAHAHA!! 🤣🤣(falls on floor dying laughing)

Bruce: Bro- what are you dying about over there?😑

Floyd: Yeah, I don't see what's so funny.🤔

John Dory: HE SAID BOSOM 😭😂😂WAHAHAHAHA!!!

His Bros: (annoyed faces)😒

Branch: Dude, that just means someone's chest!🙄

John Dory: AIDOISHAOFIDSIBAWEIEBD YOU SAID CHEST WAHAHAA!!😂🤣😂🤣

Clay: Chest isn't even a funny word!🤨

John Dory: BAHAHAH WOSHEOENOEIWS WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT IT IS!🤣🤣🤣

Branch: sigh Just ignore him guys.😑

~Later While Reading Another Story About A War Or Sumptin'~

Branch: (reading)📖 And he put on his breastplate, getting ready for battle while-

John Dory: HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMIGOSH BAAHAHAHAHEOOEHEHHEO🤣🤣🤣🤣

Clay: Dude! What is it now?!😠

John Dory: HE SAID BREAST!!😂😂😂

Bruce: He said breastplate! That's totally different!🫱

John Dory: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂🤣🤣

Floyd: John, don't be so immature😒

John Dory: WAHAHAHAHAH- impossible😐 -- WAHDABAHAHABANWEIOE🤣🤣

His Bros: sigh

~Another Day When Reading A Different Book~

Branch: (reading)📖 She wanted to ride the camel but it looked a little too scary so she-

John Dory: WAHAHAHAHBAHAHABEIEB 🤣😂🤣(falls off his chair)

Clay: OH MY FREAKIN' GOSH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!😡

John Dory: HE SAID BUTT 🤣🤣WHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHA

His Bros: facepalm 🤦‍♂️

Floyd: John Dory, did you injure your head when you fell after trying to get me out of that perfume bottle? 🤨

John Dory: suddenly transitions into sobs YES I REALLY DID WAHHHHHH 😭

Let's all cut John Dory some slack- his head really got injured in that scene :( Lol

[ficreadergirl]

Part-163 ↓ Steph: Maybe I should stab Jay to death and then maybe she could care? 🤔 Artemis & Barbara: 😲 Steph: What's that look? 😯 Artemis: Didn't you hear what you said? 😐 Steph: I did. 🤔 Barbara: Be serious or shut up please. 🙄 Artemis: What happened to her? Wish I knew what happened. 😕 Barbara: Same here. 😔 Steph: What if she... 🤨 Artemis & Barbara: What? 😯 Steph: What if... 🤔 Artemis: What? 😦 Steph: Maybe she's... 🤨 Barbara: Say whatever you thinking idiot!! 😠 Steph: I wasn't suggesting anything. I'm just trying to find a reason for her actions. 😯 Artemis & Barbara: Agghh!! 😠 ↓

Other chapters

[houseofpendragons]

Thoughts of Teen Wolf the Movie while watching it pt.3

Coach!😃

Derek still sneaking around corners and just randomly appearing 😂 "🎶I always feel like somebody's watching me🎶"

Feel like Derek could scare Eli himself...give him that s1 Derek stare "I'm not afraid of you" 😠 "okay maybe I am afraid of you"

Eli is so me, clumsy af😭

Derek "😠" Hale

Malia! you can't just cut people open🤦‍♀️

Make the plan. Execute the plan. Expect the plan to go wrong...throw away the plan

Man Allison pulled a Derek 🏃‍♀️💨

Allison's tweaking dudes

Why the hospital lockers look like the ones at high school? Would've been coll if that was one of Nogi's illusions to manipulate her

She's very confused and is supposed to be very dead

Split up!?! One of the biggest rules in horror movies is to never split up

Cause a ball cap is such a good disguise 🧢👍

I got her 👊💥🤛💥🤜💥 I don't got her

"Fuck me man" me whenever my alarm wakes me up for school😭

Allison is karate kid 👍

"Scott Who?" ...oop

"Where's the alpha, I have to find the alpha." "What do you want with Derek Hale?" "No, not Hale. McCall. Scott McCall." Vibes. Oh no, now Braedon flashbacks for me😢

Where is Braedon?! She's supposed to be Eli's badass step-mama

Damn to be honest, I wouldn't have taken that. Woulda thrown them scissors back at that zombie bitch ✂️🧟‍♀️

Poor Argent, imagine the pain of seeing your daughter again after 11 years of her being dead and she runs away

Move, bitch! We know she's back, now let us go catch her🙄

But...isn't it your job to hear about the crimes...sheriff?

oh never mind😂

How didn't he know he was a kitsune? Wouldn't weird shit start happening to him like it did Kira? C'mon you can't tell me this man ain't never got his picture taken w/ the flash on before

Could've made him Hikari's family in some way to add some emotional depth for her and give her more ties to the pack

Or he could've been a host for Nogi like his dad I think? If his brother was that one dude wouldn't that make his dad the man who was possessed by Nogi during Chris's first gun deal?

"I don't want to kill you" oh really?👀

🎶I wish that I could wake up with amnesia🎶

So the hunter thingy place is still here but Monroe's peeps are gone🤨

"who are you🏹" "a friend👹" yea okay Pennywise🤚

Nogitsune: "time to hunt" Pennywise:"time to float" I rest my case

No i would not trust my mother who's a psychotic bitch, especially when she looking at me like I just took the last shrimp fried egg roll that she wanted to save for later😑

bitch so was you 30 minutes ago ⚰

Hey don't talk about my smexy dilf werewolf man Derek like that

Oop, that light was a paid actor

Omg I love Jackson 😂 I never thought I'd say that😶

hahaha Derek holding Eli like a baby

"Yes you did, I saw it🥺"

Man Derek such a good dad, got me all up I my feels

I wonder how Talia was as a parent, especially with Derek since he had such trouble learning control 🤔

Man, Allison honestly fuck you. You had to ruin a good father-son moment by trying to take off Eli's head smh I could never. Stay unproblematic people💅

Not the Chinese ring daggers

Honestly flashbacks to the supply closet when Allison told Isaac that. Hey, wait a minute...no one thought to tell Isaac that his late girlfriend is back (bc they were still together when she died)

"Allison?" No bitch it's Katniss🙄

Hey foul play! You shot my man's while his back was turned!! Now you turn around allison, it's my turn! Imma pull a Peter...Peter where u at, she attacking your fav nephew, Kate her ass

Yayy Liam

dude Hikari that was fire 🔥 (no pun intended 🤣; I'm so sorry guys)

Awww he don't even care if he's hurting himself worse, he just cares about his son🥺

Shut up, Scott! Let the man talk!

Damn Scott, couldn't even take my man's pain?

Everyone but Stiles, Isaac, Theo, Kira, Cora, Corey, Hayden, and Braeden... *clears my throat and looks directly at the camera*

The oni really said, "Suprise shawty!"

I knew I should've retired 🤣🤣

Awww first thing he said was his son's name

if this was a short series we totally should've got a scene of Eli, similar to the scene where Scott Howard first transforms in the og teen wolf movie, and then he just passes out. It would've been so funny😭

I'm sorry but the song that popped in my head when that oni floated down was 🎶I'm spinning like a ballerina🎶

Why's mason's gun sound like its popping popcorn

Sheriff Stilinski said, I can be a ninja toooo

Peter's entrance is iconic and so him, such a western-soap opra villain😂

Deaton and Chris:🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

oh c'mon Peter, I thought we were past the whole throat slashing thing😬

How does Peter always know everything 🤔

Also I want to see Eli and Peter bonding, feel like they should have a relationship ay peast similar to when Derek and Peter were younger (hell I just want to see young Derek and Peter again, give me a Hale prequel)

Peter: "Is it me? Am I the drama?"

Ofc they have a plan Scott 🙄 not everyone just makes it up as they go and pretends that hunters aren't dangerous (that's always pissed me off about Scott, not everyone is redeemable)

Allison Argent that is a child

There's gonna be an explosion

There was an explosion

Jackson worried about his tail, please bye💀🤚

Would've been better if it was actually an illusion and not really Allison

You better hobble a little faster Eli

Oh, you can't hobbled fast but ur ass can climb

Me personally, I woulda stayed in that car

"Allison stop" bc that'll work🙄

Damn Scott pulled a Satomi, nice. Why he look confused though, you forget you have supernatural reflexes my guy?🤨

lmao not him trying negotiate as she shoots arrows at them

oh but what if I'm not a werewolf? Really Eli HALE?!

Pretty eyes though 😁

Run, Forest, run

"She's tryna get an arrow through you" Omg Eli is meee like fr Scott listen to the kid

"You faint at the sight of blood?!" "No, but I might at the sight of a chopped of arm!"

You think?!

Scott flashbacks, Eli's future partner is in that car "omg we almost hit someone" jk it's Sheriff Stilinski

Peter has a right to be filled with such anger, legit family was burned alove infront of him and was in a coma for 6 years, I would've been forever angry too bc that's not just something you get over

"Allison stOoOoOp" bc that worked so well last time

also backtrack to Chris saying that Allison wouldn't kill a 15 year old, what about Boyd and Erica? Legit grl went psycho in season 2 and I don't want to here and "Well Gerard..." She still did it

"sure lets talk" 🗡🗡🏃‍♀️💨 we have very different definitions of talking

Eli and Derek are the best part of this movie🥺

Hikari said, "I got one of those too mfs"🗡

Flashbacks to when Hayden got taken by the ghost riders 😭

Meanwhile in the Hale house:

Pt. 3- 5

[podado-t-memes]

Jackson💛and Holt💙are Frankie's👸 💚 Princes🤴 in Scarily Ever After 😳😳🫢😆🤭🥺🥺

As 💚Threadarella⚡👸 climbed🧗‍♀️into a waiting 🚃carriage her fairy❄️🧚🏻‍♀️❄️ghoulmother grabbed a sleeve👗, "Not❌to forget🧠or you will regret😨😞, you🫵must before midnight🕛leave🏃‍♀️💨."

🏰At the🪩🪅party🪅🪩 💚Threadarella's👸grace🦢 and🫦beauty💐 set her apart from every👯👯‍♀️👯‍♂️guest👯‍♂️👯‍♀️👯, and her stepsisters🙀😿😾 three wondered🤔🤨🧐 who she💚 could be🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️, along with all of the rest.👯‍♂️👯‍♀️👯 👁️👄👁️

💚Threadarella⚡👸danced💃with two🤴🤴princes one 🤓shy🤭💛🧑‍🔬, the other🔥bold😆💙🧑‍🎤 but🍑 throughout the🌆🌃🌙night🌙🌉🌌 they were never❌both in sight👁️👁️ which was a little🤏strange 🤔truth be told.

She💚 was dancing🕺💃again with the shy💛🤭one🤴 when the first☝️stroke⏳of midnight🕛rang🔔 through. 💚She said, "It's been 👍great👌but🍑 it's really late🥱 and now it's time⏱️ I flew🪰!"👋👋

As 💚she hurried🌀away🏃‍♀️💨💨 from the castle🏰she lost🧭 a shoe👠and➕the foot🦶 it was on🦵, she💚 slipped🧼and tripped😵 and when the clock struck🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔 twelve🕛 all the magic🪄 was gone❌⌛.

💚Threadarella⚡👸awoke 🛌the next morning🌄to the sound🔊👂of 🐴horses🐎 and chatter🗣️, she💚 snuck upstairs🪜completely awareness🤷🏻‍♀️ to see what was the matter.🕵🏻‍♀️🤔🤔🧐

She💚opened🔓 the door🚪 just a bit 🤏and peeked🫣 in with her green🟢👁️ eye, there🧍holding 💁🤲her shoe👠with the foot🦶in it too, was a 🔥prince🤴💙👨‍🎤, not🙅🏻‍♀️ the one who was shy❌🤴🤭🧑‍🔬❌.

Her💚 stepsisters 😾🙀😼seemed to be saying🗣️ that no🙅‍♀️monster🧌 here lacked that part👉🦶👠❌, but 💙he🤴didn't believe🤨and refused😠 to leave😤, he was not🪢only cute😍🤭but🍑smart🧠🧠.

Then 💚Threadarella⚡👸 had a burst❤️‍🔥 of courage💪🏋️‍♀️and started to step🚶‍♀️through the door🚪, but🍑 her💚 missing ❌🦶foot she💚 forgot-the😫other one caught-and she stumbled😵‍💫straight📏to the floor. 😵😵

🔥💙The prince👨‍🎤🤴rushed🏃💨💨over to help🆘 her💚, saying "M'Lady👸 this foot🦶 must be thine🫵," all 💚Threadarella⚡👸 could say was simply "Hey"👋🙋🏻‍♀️ and for a 👍better 💀⚰️🥀unlife🥀⚰️💀 she'd not pine🌲.

...and they lived Scarily Ever After!💛💚💙

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Oikawa YN:

Manager of Team Japan

Team Japan featuring Oikawa x Oikawa YN (fem! Reader)

Warnings: Swearing, Oikawa and Atsumu in the same fic again

A/N: This is a request from @korrynn-nadine!

I see not one way this could go bad 😅

Even writing that I'm laughing, failing to convince myself that managing Team Japan AND being an Oikawa is a good idea

But at least you're a well liked Oikawa

You are so pretty YN 🥺

Seriously Iwaizumi is like 100% sure you were adopted because there was just no way NO WAY

When you first learned of the position as Team Japan's Manager, you honestly thought it would be a great gig

You knew alot about volleyball and you knew several of the players

Including our residential hotty Iwaizumi Hajime, 27, Athletic Trainer 🥵

Who you probably, more than likely definitely had a crush on 😏

Anyways, you didn't tell anyone you applied for the job

Because like if you didn't get it, there honestly wasn't any hurt feelings

But since Kuroo Tetsuro was put in charge of hiring the manager (let's just pretend he was ok don't come for me), he saw your name and thought

"What fun" -Kuroo 😈

You see Oikawa had quite the reputation in Japan and around the world

Not necessarily a GOOD reputation but he definitely did have one

Kuroo knew Ushijima, Kageyama and subsequently Iwaizumi were looking forward to crushing Argentina and therefore our bby boy Oikawa

So how fun would it be to have Oikawa's baby sister as manager 😃

God he's a brilliant man everyone, round of applause 👏🏻

Needless to say, you were so excited you got the job that you told Makki and Mattsun

You were going out to dinner with them when you broke the news

"Guess whose the new manager for Team Japan??" You said, beaming

Makki and Mattsin rn 👉🏻🤨🤨 who?

"Me, it's me"- you 😐

"Team Japan's what YN?"- Makki said

You just rolled your eyes because honestly boys 🙄

"Volleyball silly"- you

"Women's right" Mattsun said 😳

"Nope! Mens!"- You say as Makki spits his drink across the table and nearly chokes

"Oh my god YN you have to record Toru's reaction when you tell him!"- Mattsun said laughing so hard he almost fell on the floor

You rn 👉🏻😐

"Where'd the hidden camera's YN because this has to be a joke"- Makki, literally dying

Even telling your bestie Kyotani didn't go like you expected

"The men's OLYMPIC Volleyball team YN?"- Kentaro asks you

You RN 👉🏻 seriously why does everyone keep asking that 😐

Nevertheless, we have a job to do YN and there is only one person who can do it

That's right, you, Oikawa YN

You walked into the gym on your very first day so excited

Bby please I'm so excited FOR you 🥰

The guys all knew they were getting a manager and they were SO EXCITED

Bokuto, Hinata and Atsumu... mainly those three 🙄

so you walk into the gym and all eyes go to you

Kuroo is standing there too because why the fuck not 😅

Iwaizumi rn 👉🏻🤨 YN what are you doing here?

Kageyama and Ushijima 👉🏻 😐😐

Bokuto and Hinata 👉🏻🤪 🤸‍♂️

"Hi Haji!" You say waving "oh hi Tetsuro! I didn't know you'd be here today"

Iwaizumi is now looking between you and Kuroo like 😐😑

"Kuroo...."- Iwa getting a volleyball ready to throw

"Yes Iwaizumi"- Kuroo 😇

"Why the FUCK is YN here?"- Iwa 😠

Luckily for Kuroo, you save him from answering

"I'm the new manager Haji!! Isn't that great?!" You say so freaking excitedly

Please you are so happy and jumping with joy YN

The boys rn 👉🏻 😐😳 Iwaizumi istg if you don't say it's great...

"You do know who this is right?"- Iwa

"I'm YN silly"- you completely oblivious

"Yeah silly, she YN and she's hot"- Atsumu 😍

"Shes also an Oikawa"- Kageyama 😑

"You don't like me Tobio?"- You rn 🥺

"KAGEYAMA ISTG IF YOU MAKE HER CRY"- literally all of Team Japan rn

They all instantly love you 🥰

"YN, don't you think your brother is going to have a problem with you being our manager?"- Iwaizumi says

"I mean, who cares. Since when have I ever listened to Toru"- you

Straight fax not printer 💯

Iwaizumi 👉🏻🤔 you right

Thus begins the journey of our precious YN-chan

The boys instantly love you

Literally Hinata and Bokuto FEED off your praise

Everytime you compliment them, they legit get so cocky it's unreal

"Did you hear what YN said crappy-yama?"- Hinata 🤪

"You're receiving is still sloppy. Have you learned nothing"- Kageyama

Que the fighting 🙄

Mentally they are still in high-school and you can't convince me otherwise

Good think YN is great at talking people down

Seriously it's like a skill your proficient at especially having Toru as a brother

The sheer number of times you kept Iwa from killing him YN ☺️

Toru owes you his life honestly

Even Kageyama and Ushijima start to warm up to you

"Tobio that dump was SO COOL! Literally I had no idea it was even coming"- you 🤩

Kageyama 👉🏻😐😳😊 ah well-

"Wakatoshi oh my god I felt that spike shake the whole gym! I can't believe how strong you are!"- You 😍

Ushijima 👉🏻😐😊

Please Ushijima gives you headpats

You've officially been accepted YN 🥺

Now your relationship with Atsumu is basically the exact same as your relationship with Toru

Literally it's like being back at Seijoh again 🙄

"YN did you see that set??"- Atsumu

"Yes Sumi, perfect as always"- you 😐

"It was a tiny bit low but thankfully I'm so proficient you probably didn't even notice"- Atsumu 💅🏼

Please everyone knows Iwaizumi throws just as many balls at Atsumu as he did Oikawa

And YN is there with her concussion protocol sheet handy

And to remind Iwaizumi that Team Japan needs Atsumu to beat the other Oikawa

Honestly Team Japan is like a dream and you adore your boys

So why haven't you told Toru that you manage the team yet YN 🤔

Sounds like you might be putting it off 🙃

Not sure why you'd ever do that but you do

"Haji, please don't tell Toru I manage Team Japan yet ok?"- You begging your husband boyfriend bestie

Iwaizumi rn 👉🏻🤨 why....

"I don't want drama Hajime and wr all know Toru will drop everything to come here if I tell him"- You

Iwaizumi crosses his big strong arms across his buff ass chest

You rn 👉🏻😳🥵

"So you just plan to tell him at the Olympics YN?"- Iwaizumi

"Well I may or may not plan to tell him depending on the situation"- you 😬

Iwaizumi just shakes his head and laughs

He tells Mattsun and Makki (also Kindaichi and Kunimi) to get the cameras ready 🤣

So we finally make it 🙌🏻

The Summer Olympics 🏐🏅

You are excited and nervous

You managed to keep your secret for so long and now it's finally going to have to come out

You have carefully planned this moment YN

Down the the last detail 👏🏻

You are going to walk up to Toru in your team Japan jacket and just tell him

He definitely won't cause a scene at such a huge event like the Olympics right?

Totally right 🙃

You jump up and down, preparing yourself a little for the confrontation

"Toru, I'm team Japan's Manager and there is nothing you can do about it"- you say to yourself

"You got this YN!"- You, mentally

It's a good thing you don't have a needy team YN because that would make this lile 1000 times worse

Oh wait....

"YN HELP"- Hinata screams as you turn to see him

"Shoyo what's wrong-" "WE LOST BOKUTO" -Hinata screams

😐😐😐

Ok nothing to worry about...

When all of a sudden, I hear this agitating grading voice

"YN- what the hell..." your eyes widen as you turn to see your brother standing in his Argentinian jersey

when he looks at me 😐 and I look at him 👀 and he looks at me 😑 AND I LOOK AT HIM 😗🎶

"Uhhhh-" you 😰

"YN BOKUTO IS MISSING"- Atsumu screams from behind you

"YN"- Toru 😑

"YN- oh hi Oikawa" Iwaizumi 🙃

You rn 👉🏻 fml 🤦‍♀️

"YN- Oikawa " - 😡 Kageyama followed by Ushijima

This has to be some cruel joke from the universe istg-

Please Mattsun, Makki, Kunimi and Kindaichi have all appeared by now and have the devices recording 📱

Suna joined them

You 👉🏻🙄 ok ENOUGH!

"Sho, Sumu have you tried calling for him?"- You say as everyone stares at you

Hinata and Atsumu 👉🏻.... no....

You 👉🏻 ffs I have to do everything around her

"HEY HEY-"

"H E Y"- you hear Bokuto belf out as he makes his way through the crowd

You turn to see Toru now burning with fury

You cross your arms and glare at him

"Toru I'm managing Team Japan and there's nothing you can do about it"- you

Iwaizumi, Ushijima, Kageyama 👉🏻👀👀👀

Mattsun, Makki, Kunimi, Kindaichi, Suna 👉🏻🍿🧎‍♂️ 📱

Hinata and Atsumu 👉🏻🤨🤨

Bokuto 👉🏻 lost again 🙄

"I can't believe my sister would betray her own flesh and blood like this!"- Toru says in his dramatic ass tone

You 👉🏻😐🙄 I don't have time for this

"Alright boys come on, we have a match"- you say turning and walking ad the entire team follows you like little ducks in a row

"OIKAWA YN DONT YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME"- Toru screams

"Try and stop me"- you 🖕🏻

"You want me to hit him Yn"- Iwaizumi

"No let him be dramatic"- you say, grabbing the teams gear and heading to the gym

After your first game, you prepare to leave when you are stopped by the brick house that is your brother

"YN why didn't you tell me?"- Toru

"Because I knew you'd be this way Toru and I'm happy! So please don't ruin this"- you say, begging at this point

"YN I'd never ruin your happiness"- Toru, shocked and appalled ag your statement

You 👉🏻 🤨 I can't even count the number of times Toru

"I'm upset YN but i wish you would have told me sooner. As long as your happy YN"- Toru says

You 👉🏻😳🥺 really

Please hug him YN 🫂

"Also ypu can't date any of them"- Toru says as he kisses the top of your head

"Oh don't worry Toru, I only like Suna and Iwaizumi anyways"- you

"YN WHAT THE HELL"- Atsumu shouts 😱

Suna and Iwaizumi rn 👉🏻😏 😏

Please YN you've already created enough chaos for today 🥰

[arc-misadventures]

Triple Scoop au: How did the girls first react when Jaune was able to tell them apart?

Triple Scoop Au…

I like it! I’ll put that in the tags.

1 X 3 = What the?!

Jaune is sitting at his desk working on his assignment when he feels someone jump on his back and planting a kiss behind his neck. Jaune, knew who this was, it was a tell tale sign of his girlfriend, Neo.

Jaune: Hey, Neo how are…?!

In a flash of an eye, Jaune has stood up from his seat, knocking it over onto the ground. Holding, Neo by the scruff her coat as one would with a cat. His sword level at her throat as, Neo could only stare wide eyed, and confused.

Jaune: Who the hell are you?!

Neo: 🤨?!?

Jaune: You’re not, Neo! She doesn’t have a small mole under her eye like you do! So nice disguise, but who are you, and what have you done with my girlfriend!

As, Jaune held, Neo at sword point. Neo quickly ran jnto the room trying to get, Jaune to calm down, and listen to reason.

Jaune: W-What the…?! Who the fuck are you?!

Neo: 😧

Jaune: No you’re not, Neo! My, Neo doesn’t have a mole on her hip like you do! Who the hell are you two?!

Jaune quickly started pointing his sword between the two with a frantic, mad look in her eyes. It only got worse when another Neo, walked into the room with a almost embarrassed look on her face.

Jaune: N-Neo?! What the hell is…?! Who are these two?!

Neo: 😓🤔

Jaune: Y-Your sisters?! What?!

Soon after he said that, the three Neo’s hair shattered revealing a trio of Neo’s but each with their own distinct hair colour, that being, pink, white, and brown.

Jaune: W-What?! Okay! All three of you sit fown! You’ve got some explaining to do!

~~~

One exposition drop later~

~~~

Jaune: Okay… Let me get this clear… You, Neo have three sisters, and you are in fact identical triplets.

Neo: 🙂

Jaune: Okay, and the only noticeable difference between the three of you is your hair. And, a few minor things.

Neo: 😀

Jaune: Which you can hide with your semblance, which is the same between all three of you?

Neo: 😄

Jaune: Okay… And, the reason you decided to spring this on to me is because…?

Neo: 🧐

Jaune: A test? Okay… That makes sense… I guess…

Neo: 😔

Jaune: Upset? No… Well, a little. I would have preferred if you told me instead of… this…

Neo: 😓

Jaune: It’s okay, I understand why you did this… Actually, What are your names? I’m mean, isn’t Neo just your alternate identity, or…?

Neo: 😀

Jaune: Oh, your name is actually, Neo, okay…? What about you two?

Neo: 😊

Jaune: Poli? Nice name. What about you?

Neo: 😌

Jaune: Tian, eh? That’s… wait! Neo, Poli, Tian… Neapolitan… Seriously?!

Neo: 🤗

Jaune: Really clever girls, really clever…

Neo: 🤨?

Jaune: How can I tell you apart? Well besides your moles, it’s because… Actually, I’m not going to tell you.

Neo: 😧😠🙁

Jaune: Well that’s what you get for pulling this little test on me!

Neo: 😓😓😓

Jaune: So…? Now what? Are you two okay with me dating your sister, or…?

Neo: 🤔🧐

Neo: 😃 !

Neo: 🤨🤔

Neo: 😄😃😁

Jaune: Okay, so what are we doing then?

Neo: ☺️😊☺️

Jaune: W-Wait! I know that face! I know those…?! AHHH!?!!

Neo: 💋😘💕🥰😍❤️

///

Ugh… Takes forever to find the right emoji’s…

Enjoy!

[edgarsfrog]

this is another headcanon thing for the frog brothers having a younger sister <3

if edgar & alan had a younger sister (13-14years old):

i’ve always said that alan is the oldest

and edgar unfortunately is the middle child (that’s coming from a middle child)

and she is the “baby” of the three

but she sure doesn’t ACT like one

or…. yeah sometimes she does

she of course helps out at the comic book store

even though she’s really not all that into comic books

of course she’s going through that phase where she absolutely hates everyone

so if edgar or alan say anything to her…

she loses her mind

for example:

“hey… that shirt is see through. i think you should put something else on.”

she’ll just clench her jaw and stare at alan for a moment

“fuck you! i can wear whatever i want!”

edgar will just sigh as alan goes to reply,

“okay… yeah, whatever! but, i can literally see your nipples!”

“OKAY AND?”

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN “OKAY AND?” I DON’T WANT MY KID SISTER TO BE STARED AT BY PERVS!”

“GOD! YOU TWO ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT EVERYTHING I DO! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!”

and then she’ll slam her door for dramatic affect

sometimes she’ll fuck with her parents just for shits and giggles

cause like the frog siblings are just spiteful when it comes to their parents

in the shop she may turn the volume of the tv ALL THE WAY UP

and it’ll scare mr and mrs frog out of their sleep

“ah shit! i think the tv’s broke!” she’ll say, “sorry, mom. sorry, dad…”

they’ll kinda just give her a small response and go right back to sleep or smoke again

and she just laughs to herself just thinking about how hard they jumped

but one normal night,

a boy came into the store

and when she saw this boy

oh my god

she was IN LOVE.

and yes

that boy happened to be sam emerson

and when her brothers started grilling on him for his outfit and stuff,

she literally yelled at them afterwards

and then everything happens with michael and obviously she gets closer with sam

which makes her even more obsessed and smitten

she’ll start tagging along with sam, edgar, and alan when they hang out

which is weird to alan and edgar both considering she usually just tells both of them to fuck off 24/7

and one day when sam and her go to get ice cream,

she just kisses him

and sam ofc is really into her as well

so he’s just totally on board with being her boyfriend

well unfortunately

edgar and alan eventually find out when they catch her sneaking out to go and see sam

and they literally forbid her from talking to sam, let along date him.

she gets unusually silent

(as of course they expected her to scream at them)

and she just goes to her room and cries all night bc she really likes sam ):

and her brothers are just arrogant assholes who don’t want any sort of happiness for her ):<

and they’re selfish and rude and they couldn’t give less of a shit about her )):<

AND THEY OBVIOUSLY DON’T CARE ABOUT HER CAUSE HOW DARE THEY TAKE SAM AWAY FROM HER )):<<

so yeah

she gives them the silent treatment from that day forward

she just gets really sad about it

now usually in scenarios like this they wouldn’t feel too bad

bc in their minds they’re doing it for her own good

but alan is the first one to fess up and say how guilty he is

and edgar is NOT on board with sam and his sister being together

i mean HE was the most pissed off about it

now one night

she’s reading a book in her room

and then sam comes to her window

bc he just misses her :,)

and they’ll kiss and cuddle and all wholesome things bc sam is just a sweetie and really cares about her

she’s completely and utterly in love with her brothers’s best friend to say the least.

and uh oh

they fall asleep together

and alan comes in the next morning to wake her up

and his face literally just goes: 🤨😠😡🤬😑😤🤔😐😒🙂😌

so he doesn’t tell edgar

but he wakes sam up and tells him that he needs to leave before someone else catches them

so now it’s just this secret between her, sam, and alan

and alan is a little skeptical still

but he wants nothing but happiness for his sister so he allows it

so while she has a secret relationship with sam

she’s back to speaking to her brothers again and basically acting the same as she was before

edgar and alan won’t admit it

but they watch out for her at school a lot

like they’ll make sure she gets to her classes and stuff okay

they’re really weird around her friends

like they’ll hear her laughing super loud with her bestie in her room while they’re watching tv

and they’ll just kinda look at each other like: 😐

oh and two scenarios that have occurred:

number one:

let’s say that she hung out with her friends one time and got super stoned for the first time ever

and she absolutely hated it

like she was super anxious and paranoid

so she deadass just calls edgar and alan and spills her guts out to them bc she’s so scared

they come and pick her up

and the car ride home is silent

edgar is just driving and he’s just like: ):<

while alan is trying to talk to her and gives her some water

they just don’t want her to be like their parents ):

number two:

let’s say that she comes home one night from “helping out a friend”

and she’s very drunk

she can’t even make it through the front door without falling face first onto the ground and breaking a lamp

alan grills her for 2 hours straight about how stupid it was

and he GROUNDS her

which LMAO fuck that

and as they’re arguing about it, alan accidentally slips up in front of edgar and says something about her and sam being together

edgar just goes dead silent

and finally

he loses it

“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I TOLD YOU AND TOLD YOU TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SAM! I’M GONNA GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND TOMORROW”

and when the next day comes

it doesn’t matter how much she begs and pleads

alan literally has to hold edgar back from beating the crap out of sam

and sam just looks at her with a sad face

and he breaks up with her ):

not because he doesn’t want to fight for her

but edgar is her brother for gods sake

he doesn’t want to come in between them )):

she just leave the comic book store and go to star’s house

bc star is really the only “mom figure” she ever had besides lucy

and she just cries and spills her guts out to star about everything

and she goes on this tyrant about how miserable she is and how she feels like edgar and alan never respect her boundaries

which….

its kinda true LMAO

but they don’t do it to be asssholes

they just really care for their sister ):

but anyways

we’ll return to that whole situation later

so y’all knew this was coming

but if there was a time that the frog brothers could recall that they were genuinely terrified of their sister

it was when she started her PERIOD.

oh my god

holy christ

jesus help these two poor boys

so unfortunately mrs frog had never really explained the birds and the bees to the frog siblings

and she definitely never said anything about periods

so like one morning the frog sister woke up

and she felt… different??

she went to the bathroom and looked down at her underwear

and her face just went: 😧

she legit started SCREAMING for edgar and alan

the boys ran to the bathroom obviously

“WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG?”

“I’M DYING OH MY GOD ALAN I’M DYING”

edgar is genuinely super concerned

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!”

“THERE’S BLOOD ALL IN MY FUCKING UNDERWEAR AND I DONT KNOW WHY ITS THERE!! CALL 911 PLEASE GUYS I’M NOT KIDDING!!!!!”

she’s literally sobbing her naive her out bc she’s so scared ):

alan and edgar realize what she said

and they just kinda look at each other like: 😳

alan is the first one to speak up

“um… you’re not dying…”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT DYING?! THERES BLOOD IN MY UNDERWEAR, ALAN! HELP ME, YOU ASSHATS!”

the only thing they know to do is call lucy

and ofc she’s over there stat

(ily lucy emerson<3)

she’s literally in there with her sister for like a whole hour

and lucy just explains what a period is, why it happens, how to manage it, you know all the good stuff

and the frog sister is absolutely PISSED that she wasn’t aware of what a period was

it gives her more reason to spite her mom

and the whole time edgar and alan check up on her :,)

and they buy her candy and ice cream :,))

and they get her everything she needs bc deep down they hate seeing their little sister in pain :,)))

they even watch a rom com with her :,))))

so back to the whole sam situation

the frog sister is obviously still devastated

like

she can’t even function without thinking about sam and missing him ):

she dreams about him all the time and wakes up and cries when she realizes he’s not there )):

and at one point it gets so bad to where she goes to edgar and alan’s room and wakes alan up

and he’s just super confused

and she just starts crying to him ):

alan lets her sleep in his bed with him bc he just feels so guilty

and then the next morning while she’s still sleeping

alan talks to edgar

ofc edgar is still pissed about the whole thing

and he yells at alan for not telling him sooner

but by the end of it

edgar just goes:

“whatever… but i swear to god al if he hurts her… i’m going to fucking stake him.”

so alan calls sam and tells him all about it

and sam gets super happy

and then the next day sam surprises her by coming to the store

and she gets all happy and giggly and starts hugging him

she’s like the happiest edgar and alan have ever seen her!!!!! (:

and that’s what kinda settled edgar’s mind about it

so he ends up supporting it just as much as alan does

and of course they’ll end up getting married and having little emerson/frog babies but SHHH that’s a whole other thing!! (:

i feel like she would really enjoy painting

and she would paint little superhero logos and hang them all around the store

and one day someone would be checking out a comic book

and they’ll look at the superman painting and be like:

“how much for that?”

alan will just kinda look back at it

“um… not sure if it’s even for sale… our sister paints, and all of the ones in here are hers,”

and the guy will look around some more

“i’ll give her $150 bucks for it”

alan almost FAINTS.

and OF COURSE she agrees to selling it

so she starts putting price tags on all of the painting bc money money money money (:<

her works becomes so popular that she starts doing art shows!!

and edgar and alan are just so proud of her :,)

so yeah

these three have their issues

but they would die for each other.

point blank.

edgar and alan are literally the definition of:

“THIS MY BABY! AND AINT NOBODY GONNA TOUCH HER!”

[skippyv20]

💉💉💉🚑🚑🚑NURSE ANON AND NURSE PG 💉💉💉🚑🚑🚑

NURSE ANON

NURSE ANON 💉💉💉🚑🚑🚑 …” look out Sydney, plods put up a bloody road block.” …… “ excuse me sir , would you mind removing your mask and cap, I thought so!!… Officers would you escort HRH and the valet back to his ward. … “ bloody bugger, I pay your wages you know , it’s failed Sydney, now I’ll have to face the wrath of PG.” … “ not looking forward to that sir, only one thing left sir, refreshments !! … “ indubitably Sydney “.

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

2/24/21

💜💜💜💜🙂🙂🙂🙂THANK YOU DEAR NURSE ANON🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

FEBRUARY 24/2021

I ERRED IN NUMBERING THE TALES YESTERDAY SHOULD HAVE SAID #2 WITH SUPPLEMENT

NURSE 👩‍⚕️ ANON #3

ANOTHER BUSY DAY AT THE HOSPITAL 🏥 WITH MANDATED OVERTIME, OF COURSE.I WAS SO BUSY DOING ROUNDS WITH THE CONSULTANT AND I NEEDED TO BACK TO HIMSELF’S SUITE. I MAKE HIM A HOT CUPPA ☕️ AND WALK DOWN THE CORRIDOR HUMMING 🎼🙂HAPPILY. I APPROACH THE SUITE, THE RPO’S MOVE ASIDE TO LET ME BY. I THANK THEM WITH PLEASANTRIES. I ENTER THE SUITE AND SEE HIMSELF STILL UNDER THE BLANKET. IT HAS BEEN HOURS ⏰ NOW. I WALK CLOSER TO GENTLY WAKEN HIM AND HORROR OF HORRORS😣😮😮😮😮😮😮🥵🥵🥵🥵🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳😳😳😳I FIND PILLOWS STUFFED INTO POOH BEAR 🐻 PYJAMAS. I SAY OUTLOUD, 🗣MY CAREER IS OVER 😭😭😭😭😭😖😖😖😖😖😖AND THE RPO’S TOO!! OOHHH I JUST KNOW😡IT IS THAT MR SYDNEY. I WILL THROTTLE HIM, AS ONLY  A NURSE 👩‍⚕️ CAN DO, WHEN I NEXT SEE HIM. I EXIT THE SUITE AND TRYING TO REMAIN CALM AND CARRY ON,  I SOFTLY SAY TO THE RPO’S, UHHH MR SYDNEY AND HIMSELF HAVE DONE A RUNNER. I CONTINUE SAYING, I BLAME  MR SYDNEY, HE IS ALWAYS SHIFTY EYED, 🗣WHISPERING TO HIMSELF, AND TROUBLE , I JUST KNOW IT!! INDUBITABLY I DO, INDUBITABLY. THE RPO’S RUSH INTO THE SUITE AND CONTROLLED PANIC SETS IN. THEY START SPEAKING 🗣🗣🗣INTO THEIR WRISTS AND LISTENING IN THEIR EAR 👂 DEVICES. THEY TAKE IMMEDIATE ACTION TO SEARCH THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL 🏥. AS FOR MYSELF, I, CONTINUE TO ATTEMPT TO REMAIN CALM AND CARRY ON EVEN THOUGH I FEEL JUST LIKE A DUCK FLOATING ALONG THE WATER, MEANWHILE  UNDER THE WATER HE IS ARE PADDLING LIKE MAD. MY CAREER 👩‍⚕️ IS OVER. I JUST KNOW IT. 😭😭😭😡😡😡😱😱😱😱MORE IMPORTANTLY, HIMSELF NEEDS MY CARE. WHERE COULD  HE BE? I THINK REFRESHMENTS 🍺 🥃 🍻 MAY BE INVOLVED. 😁😁😁. MEANWHILE THE DASTARDLY DUO HAVE RUN INTO A SPANNER IN THE MIX OF DOING A RUNNER AND NOT GETTING NICKED. HIMSELF, YELLING TO BE HEARD 👂ABOVE THE NOISE OF THE 🏍, LOOK 👀 OUT SYDNEY, PLODS PUT UP A BLOODY ROAD BLOCK. SYDNEY, EVER THE WISE ONE, 🙄, STOPS 🛑 THE 🏍BIKE. AN OFFICER 👮‍♀️ APPROACHES THE DUO. JUST PICTURE IT……SYDNEY IN HIS VALET ATTIRE ASTRIDE THE BIKE 🏍 AND HIMSELF IN THE SIDECAR, KNEES UP UNDER HIS CHIN BECAUSE HE IS SO TALL, CAP 🧢, MASK 😷 AND 👨‍⚕️SURGICAL UNIFORM. THEY KNOW THE GIG IS UP AS THE RPO SAYS 🗣 TO HIMSELF, EXCUSE ME SIR, WOULD ONE KINDLY REMOVE THE MASK 😷 AND CAP?? HE THEN SAYS🗣, AAAHHH I THOUGHT 💭 💡 SO!! HE THEN SPEAKS 🗣TO THE POLICE ASSEMBLED, OFFICERS 👮 👮‍♀️ 👮🏻‍♂️, WOULD YOU ESCORT HRH AND THE VALET BACK TO HIS SUITE IN HOSPITAL. OH GHASTLY…FUN OVER, SYDNEY DEMOTED TO  BEING A NAMELESS ‘VALET’, AT LEAST TO THE RPO’S. HIMSELF IS NOT HAPPY 🤬🤬🤬 ABOUT NOT EVEN BEING ABLE TO EXPLAIN WHAT THEY WERE DOING, AS IF IT WAS NOT COMPLETELY OBVIOUS TO ALL😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. HE YELLS,BLOODY BUGGER, I PAY YOUR WAGES ££££ YOU KNOW🤬🤬🤬🤬. ON THE WAY BACK, HIMSELF LAMENTS, OH SYDNEY IT’S FAILED, DEFEAT TAKING IT’S TOLL. A THOUGHT 💭 💡 POPS INTO HIS MIND, OH NO!!! SYDNEY, NOW I MUST FACE THE WRATH 😡OF PG. JUST SO YOU  KNOW, THE WRATH OF PG IS GREATLY EXAGGERATED. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣THE BULK OF MY ‘WRATH’ WILL BE ON MR. SYDNEY. THE VERY NERVE, STEALING MY PATIENT. I SAY TO MYSELF, AS IF I KNEW THEIR THOUGHTS 💭 KILOMETRES AWAY FROM THE HOSPITAL 🏥, YOU MOST CERTAINLY WILL SIR!!! MR SYDNEY YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT TO THROTTLE!!😠🤔🤨🧐🧐🤨. BACK TO THE DEFLATED DUO, I AM NOT LOOKING 👀FORWARD TO THAT SIR, SHE HATES ME.  OH BLOODY HELL SYDNEY DON’T BE SO NEUROTIC AND DRAMATIC. 🎭 HIMSELF CONTINUES 🗣 WHY SYDNEY, YOU HAVE NOT SO MUCH AS SAID GOOD MORNING TO HER.  I JUST AM NOT  LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT SIR, ONLY ONE THING LEFT SIR, THEY THEN SAY IT IN UNISON, REFRESHMENTS 🍺🥃🍻🥃🍺🥃🍻HIMSELF TAKES ON SYDNEY’S TAGLINE SAYING 🗣 INDUBITABLY SYDNEY. LITTLE DOES THE DUO KNOW, THAT BOTTLE OF MACALLAN HAS BEEN CONFISCATED BY THE CHARGE NURSE WHICH SO HAPPENS TO BE ME 😁😁😁. REMEMBER, I SAID  I ALWAYS WANTED A BOTTLE FOR MY COLLECTION. 😉 LITTLE DO THE GENTS KNOW WHAT AWAITS THEM UPON RETURN……….TO BE CONTINUED…

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻CONTINUE FOR HRH PRINCE PHILIP THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH AND HER MAJESTY

DONE WITH GREATEST LOVE AND RESPECT FOR HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE PHILIP THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH AND HER MAJESTY.

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES 

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

2/24/21

Thank you PG....fun times...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[krishu213]

Chapter 10 review: The devil and the witch

Heya all I m back with new review...of NB chapter 10😊😊😊😨😠😠😠😞😞😐😊😊

Exactly this were my expressions through out the chapter ..that angry one is probably when Thomas said bad things for my cal and vera ..

Hmmm so it was wow...amazing and one hell good..chapter ..

So last we saw we are surrounded by bunch of endless zombies.....

Now in today's chapter we are are staring out at zombies ..And get ready to fight out..(except us all are in their power mode ..I hate it sometimes to be helpless mc not that I hate it when our li's protect us but still it feels bad like we are the weakest link of gang who is actually saved by luck)😒😒 so yeha back to story we are in defence mode and we fight with zombies .

Actually felt kinda Funny 😂😂like we are standing far away from zombies and chilling out and watching our li's fight for us till one the zombie sees us and thinks hey ! I think we will win if we attack you ...but our mc is still chilling out because she knows someone will come up and save us..

We are given a option to pick stick or stone ...😕

(Brilliant options )

I pick up the stick but it broke away ..what happens if we choose stone .?

Ya so vera helps us.. but we are losing battle until our mc sees some mystical horn near by the tree( I have a feeling that we might be something else like not fae child otherwise why would we see that magical horn and chomper recognised us .. Someone is watching us and sending help for us...)😕

I spent the diamonds on horn and it helped us by bringing an giant alligator .🐊All are stunned to see the giant alligator ..🐊. First the alligator sniffs cal(literally I thought that alligator must be thinking line oh hey ! ☺️Hi wolf you must love interest of mc who summoned me sure you are not dangerous just stopped by to say hi)

After alligator helps us win battle (I was cheering for alligator go alligator!!! go!!! )

Chompers comes back after finishing zombies ..chompers come back and sniffs us as if recognizing something or particular smell(hmmm he must be thinking I know you!!you look familiar but where do I saw you don't know but anyways come on atleast thank me I saved your lives) 🐊🐊🐊

Well definitely he gets a thank you from everyone after which he disappears everyone are stunned as how mc summoned a mythical creature ( hmm guys can't you see I m not pure human by now you all should have guess it..) 🤨🤨🤨

Now next stop is to meet Cassie ...we enter the house to see a familiar face ( we recognised it it just took our mc some more time to recognise Cassie)

Hmm we all hurl questions at her about why she summoned a bloodwraith after all of us..( yah we all need answers Cassie you see all supernatural creatures are attacked and making our mc life a hell )

We question Cassie why she is hurting us to which she says she didn't want to hurt mc it's only supernatural creatures(hmm still no one gets a clue that we are not human )

Cassie says that she and Thomas are doing for better cause..🙄🙄

Now who the hell is Thomas ??🤔 Everyone are wondering who is he?( I wanted to say it loud it's devil..! It's devil she is talking about) Cassie informs us she and Thomas made bloodwraith and summond it ..😱😱

Soon a dead Thomas appears and he is angry over all of us..(he is for sure devil) 😠😠😠😡😡😡

When questioned why he did it ? He answers that he did it to cleanse the world from supernatural creatures ..mc questions him why he is targeting mc even when she is human.😡😡😡

Thomas answers back that he will kill anyone who helps them(anyone else feel like punching him?🤨because I certainly do...😡 in between he bad mouthed our precious li's😡😡😡 ... He said nasty things to cal and vera ..I wanted a option to answer him back on speaking ill of cal and vera ..(sighs)😞😞 we are not given that option but just wait till we know who we are 😊 then I will make sure next when he says something bad about my future husband cal and vera I will make it sure it's the last thing you spoke😡😡 ..how dare you spoke like this to cal and vera😠😠

Hmm so Thomas was just using Cassie for this purpose. We summons a bloodwraith nd immediately cal gets in position to save us.

Cassie gets killed even though Nik tries to save her..😨😨

Poor Cassie I felt she was good just blinded by the love of wrong man .😟😟

We come back to town and we reach out for our li's to comfort us..aww Cal's hugs are always awesome..😊😊😊 (good we are given option)

So now as per Nik it's one option left for saving us from bloodwraith is to take help from lord fae .😀

So in next chapter we visit lord fae..probably we will know about our truth ..Yes, se are 99%sure that we are half fae but for that 1 % I want that we are not fae but something else.. I really want that to happen 🙂🙂

..I guess it's just I always like surprise elements in book such surprise that which are beyond our thinking..

It's not that I hate it for our mc being fae but it's too predictable right ?? Since chapter 4 or 5 when we saw lord of fae all are saying we are fae ( I don't hate it )but still it's like from chapter 4 or 5 it had become that much predictable of us being fae and seriously it will not surprise us me. ( my pov)(personally I feel like their will be no charm or surprise element that will excite us or me literally to know it because from start I know that we are half fae.. hmm how can I describe it? It's like okay ya sure we know that we are fae ? So what now ? What next?? ..I want it to be surprise element in knowing what we are ? Upto what extent we can be that powerful supernatural creature.?like in bb2 they surprised us by letting us know that we are bloodkeepers..like it's really surprised us all because it never crossed our mind .so ya I m rooting for that 1 % of us being done other supernatural creature...)

Also did anyone notice Thomas was wearing clothes like that of nighthunter and the scene he described it someone killing him it felt like similar to that of nik's original parents story..

Who is really Thomas then?? Is he the real devil ???

I think either Nik knows who we are and who paid him or he still dont know who we are??

As per luc's prediction Nik is Prince of swords but their is something dark in him??what dark he is talking about? For sure he knows more then he tells us..

The devil is probably Thomas but then who is the jealous boy???? Will we get to know him next chapter ??also why Thomas wants to kill a supernatural creatures their has to be a reason their...

Cassie was the other queen of cup ..

Question is who we are and how are we related to lord fae(if not his child) and I guess pb won't easily let us know who we are .Example bb boom where we came to know that we are blood keepers in book 2.

Next time I see Thomas I wanna punch him for what he spoke about cal and vera .( Literally I would kill him with my whatever powers if he ever says bad words against my cute future husband cal and my sweet friend vera)

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That's all for now do share your views guys on today's chapter .

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