ROXY: killed a spider n now i feel bad :/
DAVE: give birth to a spider to make up for it
DAVE: why did i say that
ROXY: why DID u say that
DIRK: Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that's about 3 kg.
DIRK: A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.
DIRK: So you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about 8 seconds.
DIRK: It's not a big inconvenience.
DAVE: roxys on the other side of the cave just churning out spiders as fast as georg can shovel them into his mouth
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( porn link! )
this is definitely hayden coded LIKE HELLO????
link
"when is it finna play.......WOAHHHH"
but no seriously that really is hayden coded. the ass slap at the end???? dead. my soul is actively leaving my body.
me and hayden are actually gonna recreate that video later.
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everybody stop the madness. soft!mama wanda will always be a brunette. as such is written in the stars.
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It's been sooo long since I've made a mcl edit ahhhh
I felt inspired so here's my new oc and candy Dove 🕊️
Special thanks to @candysweetposts for creating the mcl ng drive > here < 🤍
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