#shut up im hilarious

[underqualified-human]

In an au where MC has a kid:

[oh-shtars]

Damn Mag, what’cha got there?…..

[destructhin5]

Might start posting body checks. Idk yet. Idk love some..FEED back haha

[bittersweetblasphemy]

yknow. all of these stories were supposed to just be stupid, smutty fun one shots. where the fuck did all of this plot come from?

like im not saying it's in any way intelligent or profound. i am just kinda stumbling upon this shit as i go.

but like. Hector and Adrian were spawned from a "rimming" kink prompt from a list and i rolled a die to figure out their gender, if they were monsters, and what kind. Now they have a romance arc and an entire drama that reflects my own religious trauma.

Brizeth and David were spawned from "facesitting" in the same way and now she and her brother are about to go to war with a Fae queen i came up with bc i wanted to make something short and kinky sweet before i went on a camping trip (and somehow ended up being my most popular piece on AO3).

i started writing porn and now i have a whole interconnected universe of recurring characters with plot and background drama and pages of notes that have become the most unhinged red-string board i have ever made.

all told through porn.

i could not have predicted this turn of events and it is incredibly funny to me.

[thesoupisburning]

im not an artisti but this fuckin game is making me wanna try

call it a draft right now, might go in and edit

anyways

[ybcpatrick]

rip pstump 1984-2023. he forgor

[ova-kakyoin]

chris thinking he's finally gonna get to die:

[fedorah-the-explorah]

do the carmen sandiego gimmick blogs know that I actually have worms in my brain and on the rare occasion that they interact with me I'm like "...oh my god.... miss sandiego liked my post... oh my god..."

[elquacktism]

Happy 1st anniversary to these losers

[kingpains]

dr1 designs pt. 2

[dixidin]

Jumping up and down in the air after I saw the new tommyinnit video I support this man's call out era

[awkwardexxodus]

ok but grover and chiron not telling percy he was a demigod until he made it to camp was just so... ugh. 'oh but that would put him in more danger!!!' bitch he already threw hands with a fucking fury what other danger could he possibly find that he wouldnt while unaware???

[hi-intrepid-heroes]

Student politics are basically nothing beyond looking good on paper, and maybe deciding a prom theme. Idk for sure, I did neither, and knew no one who cared about it. Now is it a big deal in tv and movies? Yes

This is so funny cause 90% of the reactions to that post are 'no one takes it seriously dw' and then there's 10% who are like 'actually i was in student politics and it's VERY IMPORTANT' and i honestly love that for them

[onyxember]

I’ve just found a podcast called Beef and Dairy Network and I’ve just heard;

“Has a cow ever been to space?”

Cue image of Martin Blackwood desperately contacting Manuela Dominguez to GET A COW TO SPACE.

[summerlycoris]

I think the best part of boxing day this year was going shopping with my brothers girlfriend and buying some (admittedly cool) shit I didnt need.

But the second best thing was going on twitter, to realise the 600 tweet gregory poster made like 100 replies to steel wool studios asking to marry their artist. Over this pic.

Cant get this shit anywhere but the internet happy holidays you lot!

[average-vibe]

i am fighting demons to not say that my newborn baby cousin looks like a ogre