#sick emails

[robert-smirke-official]

The Corruption / The Spiral

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[morganbritton132]

17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”

[kr-210-r2700-prime]

on a scale of one to ten how bad is it to fall in love with the guy who [killed your boss/orchestrated your- albeit failed -shooting]

[ebaybears]

[electronicmail]

dude, just take a break from posting for a bit, responsibility is not going to help the hurting

i want you to sleep easy at night knowing i never ever feel even an inkling of responsibility to post

[expertfool]

frequently thinking about how it’s confirmed that reincarnation exists in the hitchhiker’s guide universe, but we only get to see our main cast’s one life. in the same way that agrajag is ‘destined’ to die by arthur’s hand in every lifetime, are ford and arthur always ‘destined’ to meet? do trillian and zaphod always fall in love? is tricia always longing for the stars? is ford forever trying and failing to save arthur?

[creekfiend]

speaking of "there are no emails in the tide pool" do you guys want to see a real actual screenshot of my heart rate monitor app this evening

[trans-yllz]

LADY FROM THE JOB I APPLIED FOR CALLED AND LEFT A VOICEMAIL ASKING ME TO CALL HER BACK SO WE CAN "CHAT". THIS IS PROMISING.

[divorcedwife]

the napoleon podcast writer sent an email to inform people that the latest episode was delayed by health issues he's having, and attached a painting of napoleon on his deathbed to illustrate it. amazing

[yrsonpurpose]

All he can think is a supercut of other people’s letters they’ve quietly sent to each other. Words that went down in history. “Meet you in every dream … Keep most of your heart in Washington … Miss you like a home … We two longing loves … My young king.” One day, he tells himself. One day, us too.

[handweavers]

i've been so fucked up for months i haven't been able to go downtown to pick up my work from last spring from my school's textile studio and they always have a cutoff date like if you don't pick up your old work by x date they toss it and they're pretty strict about that unless you arrange with the studio tech beforehand, and the studio tech doesn't like most people she's pretty curt with most students. not rude but just keeps things professional and a bit distant, a very serious person. but i know she grew to like me over the past few years/warmed up to me a lot and we'd chat a lot about different textile things and she would say really kind things to me a lot which felt rare and special, and she let me have special treatment with some of the equipment because she trusted me to use it properly. and i haven't seen her in nearly a year and i expected her to have tossed my work out when i didn't come to pick it up last fall and emailed her to explain why and dropped off the face of the earth, i made my peace with losing that work and accepted it, it is what it is, i will survive, etc.

but she emailed me earlier this week and said she didn't have the heart to toss my work and has kept it safe in her office for me if i'm ever able to come pick it up and if not she's going to keep it as an example piece to show other students when teaching weaving because it's too lovely to get rid of and my heart swelled like 10 times its size bc she didn't have to do that and it meant so much to me that even a year from seeing her last she was still thinking about me and being kind to me. and i emailed her back and picked it up today and saw her and we chatted for a bit and it was so nice. I love her I miss my school's textile studio and weaving in there and talking craft with her... sigh

[frownyalfred]

no one has more BDE than the fandom author who comes back after 5+ years to update their abandoned WIP.

[cakeisnotpie]

Two days of finals left to go.

Honestly, I'm going to go scream off a cliff as soon as this is over.

What part of "this is the hard deadline" repeated for three weeks, written on the board, posted online, in the Goddamn syllabus, do people not understand?

I can't be any clearer. Yes, I take late work up to this specific date.

No, I don't take any afterwards because the SEMESTER IS OVER.

"I didn't know." (did you not read the board, listen to the announcements, read the syllabus, look online????)

"Can't I have an extension?" (It's already six weeks late)

"But I meant to get it done" (But you didn't)

"Can't you give me some points for this thing that's 8 weeks late?" (No)

"Okay, then some extra credit?" (WTF? Classes are over!)

Literally, the final is in and graded and that's when they respond.

It winds me up something awful, sends me into a panic attack because I am now the bad guy who failed them since I have to say no.

[danagerie]

I SHOULD HAVE MADE THIS RP HUB YEARS AGO-

Better late than never! Penned by DAN (31, he/him), this long overdue RP HUB BLOG will serve as a launchpad for even more Pokemon a wide variety of multifandom/OC test muses that strike my fancy. 💜

Stay tuned for future updates!

Please read my muse list and rules before interacting!

Reblog and/or like this post and I’ll check you out!

[teamhawkeye]

or how someone so uniquely qualified, who has experience in all three branches of government, who's seen as "likable", has a squeaky clean record - how none of that matters, apparently, in the face of being both a woman and a woman of color

even against a geriatric rapist, racist, xenophobic, criminal pedophile who shows every single day how astoundingly stupid and unequipped he is to be anywhere near a pen and paper

[literalite]

nayef wants to go make some breakfast for them but sioar isn't letting him get out of bed (it's well past noon)