#signed by 🔄 ⟡₊ ⊹

[lovedazai]

is this a rotating safe zone

ofc it is !!

[soft-serve-soymilk]

ok but you can always tell how happy a song makes me by how excited my hands are

[jwirecs]

Recommended NCT Fics of February - March 2023💖

hello, hello! here are my nct recs of february - march! hopefully these beautiful stories get more recognition as well as the writers 💝

** anything in parentheses and bolded are my thoughts that can be disregarded if needed **

🔞smut || 💔angst || 💕fluff || ✅completed || 🔄ongoing || 💯favorite

Be Here With Me || @twogyuu​​​💕💔✅

↳ a series of events in one night that made Mark and you realize maybe you loved you each other more than a cherished childhood best friend.

Hickeys || @jjsneo​​​​💕💔✅

↳ your boyfriend, chenle, is competitive. and even though the comment about you giving better hickeys than him was a joke — he’s always up for the chance to prove you wrong. yes he loves you, but that doesn’t mean he’d let you get away with thinking he was bad at something — especially not something you claim you’re better at than him — so he settles it.

Love Me Now || @justwritedreams​​​💕💔✅

↳ “Can I request an angst to fluff for jeno about how reader is the one who loves jeno more (she confessed and said I love you first) while Jeno was still in the process of moving on from his first love?I would love a happy ending, but after jeno fights for it.”

Me, You, And The View || @jishyucks​​​💕✅

↳ after being ditched by your entire friend group on an out-of-town trip, you and your (not-so-close) friend Mark are left alone to explore the destination together

Open The Gates, Let Me In || @chenfleur​💕✅

↳ Jeno always seems willing to do anything for you, and it takes a lot of inner nagging for him to finally realize why.

Perfect Present || @jjsneo​​ 🔞💕✅

↳ it’s your boyfriend’s first birthday with you. too bad he’s too stubborn to tell you what he wants, leaving you to take matters into your own hands. still, you’re certain the little blue set you have at the back of your closet will be just the perfect present for him.

Spin The Bottle || @ohmytyong​​​💕💔✅

↳ you knew you loved lee donghyuck ever since you met him, when the two of you were little kids. you had become best friends and were practically inseparable. until one day, donghyuck had to leave town and he also had to leave you. however, your feelings for him only grew stronger and stronger and you knew you had to confess to him when you met him again in college. but all this time, you kept suppressing them and you were always left wondering one thing; if he ever loved you back. 

The Perks of Having A Hot Best Friend || @jaeyunverse​​💕💔✅

↳ having a hot best friend is nice until you start getting butterflies in your stomach every single time you look at them.

When Cupid Falls || @cherryeoniis​​​💕💔✅💯

↳ you’ve never thought of love as something possible for yourself, but it only takes lee donghyuck accidentally drinking an aphrodisiac meant for mortals to change things very, very quickly.

An Unwanted Love Story || @jaehyunssi​​​​💕💔✅

↳ You know what everyone says and warns about how much of a jerk Jeno is, but why the hell is he standing in front of your house now?

Hearts Are Won At Practice || @angelwonie​​​​ 🔞💕✅

↳ jung jaehyun is an obnoxious, way too handsome footballer whom you have no intention of getting to know. at least until a series of coincidences forces you to spend time with him, and you realize there might be more to him than what meets the eye.

Run That Mile || @cherryeoniis​​​💕✅

↳ He’s not going to lose. Not at fucking flip cup of all things, and definitely not in front of you.

Shelved Away || @sehunniepotwrites​​​💕✅💯

↳ You and Johnny have been academic rivals since the day you first met. Top Two on the Dean’s List for your university’s English Department, it was hard to tell who claimed the number one spot on the list. You always butted heads, whether it was over who led the discussion in a course lecture, who got a higher grade on a paper, or who helped more customers at the bookshop you both worked at. When a bet to see who could sign up more customers for their shop’s loyalty program came to life, the both of you would stop at nothing to win this little game even if it meant getting closer to the other.

22:23 || @daegall​​​​💕✅💯

↳ The alcohol in your system is too much.

Cliche || @prodbymaui​​​ 🔞💕✅

↳ As a member of the cheerleading squad and as the girlfriend, it was safe to say that it was your job to cheer on the captain of your university's basketball team, Jung Jaehyun. As cliché as it was, you were and will always be his lucky charm that made him win every game. What's more fun than celebrating the win in the locker room?

Fighting Dirty || @jjsneo​​ 🔞💕💔✅💯💯

↳ you’re boyfriend has too much pride, which leads to an unnecessary, petty and unresolved argument. too bad the both of you are too stubborn to apologise, resulting in you playing dirty by sending spicy videos to him whilst he’s away.

Give Me A Kiss || @locallixie​​​💕✅💯

↳ your boyfriend is a little shy to love you sometimes.

Guns and Roses || @sun-kore​​​​ 🔞💕💔✅

↳ A supposed to be quiet evening at home turns into a disastrous one when the unexpected happens. With this new reality kicking in, will your relationship survive?

Hickeys || @jjsneo​​​💕✅💯

↳ your boyfriend, chenle, is competitive. and even though the comment about you giving better hickeys than him was a joke — he’s always up for the chance to prove you wrong. yes he loves you, but that doesn’t mean he’d let you get away with thinking he was bad at something — especially not something you claim you’re better at than him — so he settles it. (i havent read a lot of chenle fics but sweetheart...i cant tell if im a lil soft for this fic or what but i enjoyed it to an extent.)

It’s Friday, Baby || @neoaevis​​​​​​🔞💕✅💯

↳ You and Mark have been dating for a year, and your relationship is built on mutual respect and affection. You have a fantastic time together and love spending time together but, when it comes to physical intimacy, both of you have taken things gently, even though you both want to be intimate, you’ve never gone past making out.

Orange || @yutasbellybuttonpiercing​​​​​🔞💕💔✅💯💯

↳ your happy relationship with jaemin lacks nothing but a little spice in the sheets, in your opinion. hence, you want to tickle a kink out of your boyfriend. who would've guessed that his best friend plays a huge role in said journey, and could change your relationship forever?

Our Story || @honeymark​​​💕💔✅

↳ in which you & Taeyong tell your respective sides of your love story.

Self-Care Day With Mark || @daydreamingyuta​​​​💕✅

↳ (the title says it all. and this sht is too soft)

9:29AM || @ncityavenue​​​💕✅💯

↳ (theres no summary but lord this is the cutest sht ever)

Alibi || @paintmebare​​​🔞💕💔✅💯💯

↳ banding together to celebrate nine years of friendship with your bestest of pals is exactly how it sounds; partying too hard, drinking too much, breathing too little. until the following morning, when your body is discovered lifeless and nobody knows why. now your best friends must band together with a detective to unravel the mystery – who killed you?

Better Than Your Next (I’m The Next) || @ddeonuism​​​💕💔🔄

↳ you should have known your penchant for fueling your motivation with spite will come and bite you in the ass one of these days. It all started the moment your ex-boyfriend came back from studying abroad, 2 years after the break up. Normally, you would have just gone about your day. He was someone of the past, you didn’t think he was that  important to lose your complete cool over. Well, that was until you found out he wasn’t exactly faithful during the duration of your relationship and being the spiteful bitch that you are, you didn’t want him having the last laugh.

Color Evasion || @ncteez​​​💕✅

↳ You were just browsing, looking at all of the various kinks and fantasies the great world wide web had to offer. It’s not like you intended to make an account on a specific website to meet someone. Really, you were just curious about what was behind the “only members can view this page” banner. What you definitely weren’t expecting was to be pulled into actually meeting one of the men behind said banner, or enjoying it so much that you’d like for him to hurt you more. or the one where you join a kink website and a specific dom’s profile catches your attention enough to actually meet him at a hotel an practically ignore your safe words because man, he’s good.

I’m Sleeping In The Couch Tonight || @markflrt​​​💕✅

↳ (theres no summary but lord this is v cute)

Like We Were Eighteen || @twogyuu​​​💕💔✅💯

↳ Upon your best friend’s insistence, you attend prom for a second time. Much to your surprise, you enjoy it more than either of you were expecting because of a certain someone you wished you met sooner. Alternatively: A surprisingly unforgettable night that made Kim Doyoung feel like he was eighteen again: Unsure, giddy, and nervous because of a mere crush. Maybe he’ll listen to Yuta for once and slide into your DM’s.

Rodeo || @babecoups​​​​🔞✅

↳ After Johnny sees you showing off on one of the set’s mechanical bulls, he can’t help but pull you into his trailer and put your riding skills to the test.

Romanee-Conti || @yougotthatbilly​​​ 🔞💕✅

↳ Having a sugarless- sugar daddy is proving to be more difficult than planned.

Seed of Pomegranates || @anashins​​​​ 🔞💕💔✅

↳ The day the god of the underworld steals you away, he expects to have found a timid wife to make his isolated life more bearable. Little does he know that the rose he picked from the garden called earth bears knives instead of thorns, and he might not have found a timid wife, but a queen with a heart as dark as his.

Solitude || @yutaholic​​​🔞✅

↳ Taeyong is your roommate and you’re stuck in quarantine together

Sundays With A Twist || @caffeinatedteen-kpop​​​​✅

↳ Mark Lee is just another college student who wishes that his Sunday goes according to plan, but what happens when he disappears in a cloud of blood red smoke? (mark really said im taking haechan down with me. i love that)

The Girl Is Mine || @luvrkives​​​​🔞✅

↳ mark and hyuck can’t stop fighting over you. who fucks you better, who makes you laugh more, who you like most, who fucks you better. yada yada yada. but honestly, why argue when you would happily take them both?

Break The Chain || @paintmebare​​​ 🔞💕💔✅💯

↳ Born into less than nurturing families, you and your husband, Yuta, want nothing more than to give your teenage daughter the life you never had growing up. When your teenager tells you she’s stepped into the dating scene, you and your husband make it a point to be accepting, but you and Yuta must navigate your own pain and past.

Do-Over || @writemekpop​​​💕💔✅💯

↳ You give your kid’s deadbeat dad Johnny one last chance to step up. A snowstorm puts him in danger of letting you down yet again.

Make Me Move || @yutaholic​​​🔞💕💔✅💯💯

↳ You were pregnant when Johnny left to follow his dreams and not a day goes by that you don’t wonder if you did the right thing by keeping his daughter a secret from him. Then, unexpectedly, Johnny comes back into your life, but neither of you are sure if he’s ready to be a father.

Forgotten || @scented-morker​​​💕✅💯

↳ it's been a month since you and your ex broke up for some dumb reason neither of you remember. when he heard you were in an accident he freaked out, only to be told you were completely fine, except for one minor detail- you got a little case of amnesia and may have forgot you broke up.

Hoodie Thieves || @suhnshinehaos​​​💕✅💯

↳ the one where your hoodies go missing and the culprits are pretty obvious (i need my daily dose of 96!liners so here enjoy this other one from them with me🥺)

If You Need A Lover || @suhnshinehaos​​💕✅

↳ the one where your friend jokingly tweets you as a valentines date for hire which gives a certain group of friends a gift idea for a certain birthday boy

Hotflash || @smileysuh​​​​🔞💕✅💯💯

↳ There’d been a time when leaving you alone to deal with your heat as an extreme precaution against unwanted pregnancy had been something the alpha could live with. But in the months he’s had you as his mate, your cycles have synched up-and the thought that you’re ripe and ready to be fucked - to be fucked by him - well, the wolf inside won’t be tamed anymore. And Hyuck doesn’t want it to be.

My First and Last || @neopuppy​​​🔞💕💔✅

↳ You have to escape your packs land after a human hunter invasion. The Lee pack becomes your new home. Only one problem, future head alpha Jeno Lee, can’t stand you.

The Moon Makes No Mistakes || @loudstan​​​​🔞💕💔✅💯💯💯

↳ It had to be some type of sick joke. There was no way Jeno had imprinted on his best friend's mate.

Do check out all of the other NCT Fics that i have reblogged as well!!

** if there is any fics that you guys would like to recommend, please do! i am slowly running out of fics to read **

[yukipri]

Hey there! Given that I signed up for my blog over ten years ago, when things were very different, I unfortunately have no idea what things are like now, sorry!

But wanted to mention that you yourself also look like a bot (hence why I didn't respond directly to your ask, and am instead answering via screenshot). Assuming you are a real person and not a new weird bot, I would very strongly recommend doing the following things so other Tumblr users don't accidentally block you!

Change your icon from the default one. Just use anything else as a placeholder for now! I recommend something unique to you, such as a photo of your pet, or idk, take a picture of your favorite pen or snack or something.

Write something in your bio! List your fandoms/hobbies, or even just "I'm new here and figuring stuff out" etc

Make a post or reblog some! Empty blogs look like bot blogs, and we have no way of knowing when you made your account. Just a brief self-intro elaborating more on your fandoms/interests (no word count limit! go wild!), photo of your pet, or reblogging from other users using the two arrows circling button 🔄. You're very welcome to reblog from me!

(note, reblogging is very different from reposting/reuploading. The former is where you use the reblog button/function to share other Tumblr users' posts onto your own blog. Creators generally love this, as it helps boost our own posts, and all credit, likes, shares, etc will come back to us! Reposting/reuploading is when you save work that isn't yours to your device, and create a brand new post. This doesn't link to anyone, and is theft, and hurts creators. Don't do this!)

I hope this information was helpful to you, and if you have any other questions, I'm happy to help!

❀ ❀ Send YukiPri an Ask! ❀ ❀

[megumi-fm]

day 6/62 of The Tatami Galaxy Challenge🏃‍♂️

🕖 act 1 🕒

🧹 cleaned parts of the house 📬 got my internship report authorized 📬 got all my documents signed 💻 compiled node-set results 💻 pocket frequency analysis

🕑 act 2 🕕

💻 annotated corresponding ligands to predicted binding sites (1/2) 📬 added predicted results to my report + got it validated 📚 started Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus 📬 got my report spiral bound 👟 walked home (+ 🌱)

🕕 act 3 🕚

🥘 made myself dinner 🧹 basic home chores 💌 called my grandma and spoke to her for a while 💌 called my bestfriend 🧹 cleaned the living room and kitchen and cleared out the rainwater

🔄 before the loop ends 🔄

💧 ~6 glasses 🔋 the commute back home really tired me out... and I also had to skip lunch to get a bunch of stuff done in time so I was exhausted by evening, but other than that it was a worthwhile day 📴 2hrs + 2hrs tv (more as bg noise while doing tasks but yea) 🌷 besties we are so back😎 I feel a lot better today and I was able to get quite a bit done ^=^ tomorrow is my very last uni submission where I have to get to talk about my internship project!! I've got all the necessary documents and my report looks cute as hell gahh I can't wait!!!! <333 🌙 12:30.... there was a rainwater v/s wonky window issue which i had to kind of work around so it got later than expected but anyways. gnight besties!!!

fin. ⌛

[mingthegod]

Scene and emo SWAP🔄💀🎨

I forgot what the swap sign looked like

[silvercaptain24]

🕌light-of-kshahrewar

You know, if people had taste, I wouldn’t be forced to see this right now

[Image ID: a statue of a wooden anara on a bookshelf, looking very out of place]

🔄🌱scribe-not-sage

May I remind you that that is in my house?

🔄 🕌light-of-kshahrewar

Just because your name is above mine on the dorm lease doesn’t mean that this is your house

🌿forest-ranger-announcements

We’ve received several reports of The Withering Accelerating— be careful out there!

#forest ranger reports #the withering

💜whats-the-matra-with-you

Did you know deer can jump higher than the average house? It’s because of their strong hind legs and the fact that the average house can’t jump.

🔄🍃pardis-dhyia-dweller

Cyno. Why would you make me read that with my own eyes.

🔄 💜whats-the-matra -with-you

What, was it too eye-nsensitive for you?

🪙palace-of-Alcazarzaray

Today and tomorrow only— a 10% discount on tickets for the palace of Alcazarzaray when you preorder online! Don’t forget to come!

🌱scribe-not-sage

If one more person approaches me outside my office hours, I will not be helping anyone with any of their projects.

🔄 🕌light-of-kshahrewar

World languages is a hard class, Alhaitham. Plus, doesn’t the sign literally say “contact me if tutoring needed outside office hours”?

🔄 🌱scribe-not-sage

It says to contact me for an appointment. Not corner me in the library during my free time and expect me to drop everything a day before they project is due.

🕌light-of-kshahrewar

Another all nighter, looking like! And you know what that means— asks are open!

🔄 🍃pardis-dhyia-dweller

Kaveh.

🔄 🕌light-of-kshahrewar

…

I will not be pulling another all nighter.

[acrosstobear]

haasf1team MSC 🤝 MAG. Signing out with a helmet swap 🔄

[lovedazai]

NO WAY FYODOR PFP mai having non dazai pfp is insane

can i be rotational nonnie cos im so rotational 🔄

lmaoo hi nonnie !! hes so pretty what else am i supposed to do :(

[theterrorreversebang]

Hello hello!

The Terror Reverse Bang (TTRB) is a creative event for fans of season 1 of AMC's The Terror.

In a regular big bang event, writers create fic and artists create artwork to go along with it. Here, we flip it and reverse it: artists create the concept and pair up with writers to create the story.

This year's TTRB will again be a mini-bang: minimum of 2 pieces of art and 7500 words of fic (though if you find yourselves making or writing more then GO FOR IT).

We'll be tracking #theterrorreversebang2024 on both tumblr and twitter!

The Terror Reverse Bang 2024 🔄💥 Event Schedule

Oct 15 - Oct 31: Sign-up Phase

Oct 15: Artists, Writers, Pinch Hitters and Beta Readers sign-ups open

Oct 31: Artists and Writers sign-ups close

Nov 1 - Nov 20: Concept Elaboration Phase 

Nov 20: ALL concepts due (Artists)

Nov 21 - Dec 3: Claims Phase

Nov 21: Claims form opens (Writers)

Nov 30: ALL claims due; claims form closes (Writers)

Dec 3: Partners are assigned

Dec 4 - Mar 30: Working Phase 

Jan 1: Check-in 1 

Feb 1: Check-in 2 

Mar 1: Check-in 3

Mar 25: Check-in 4

Mar 30: Deadline, all works

April: Posting 💥

FAQs | Rules | Twitter | Tumblr | Discord

[warlordarcher]

RP PROMO

► | Nasu no Yoichi | RP Blog | Drifters Canon Muse

► | Cared by Nephy | She/Her | 25+ | English - Spanish

► | Crossover, AU, OC, Multiship, NSFW friendly

► | Indie | Semi Selective

► | Open to all fandoms

► | + info in pinned post

► | Warning: Sensitive topics will be touched in this blog. PTSD, (signs of) depression, strangulation, death, blood. Everything will be properly tagged with tw (topic) ◄

Looking for mutuals ~

<< Like ❤️ or reblog 🔄 if you're interested in interacting with a canon divergent Yoichi - a samurai drifter who one day just woke up in your muse's world >>

Short explanation: Yoichi is a character from an isekai anime, which means that one day he could simply wake up in the world of your muse and will have to find a way to adapt to it (May also be that your muse suddenly appears in Yoichi's world) That's why he's completely open to all fandoms, it doesn't really matter what it is.

[jwirecs]

Recommended Misc Fics of June 2022💖

hello, hello! here are my recs for ateez, txt, seventeen & straykids of june! hopefully these beautiful stories get more recognition as well as the writes 💝

** anything in parentheses and bolded are my thoughts that can be disregarded if needed **

🔞smut || 💔angst || 💕fluff || ✅completed || 🔄ongoing || 💯favorite

HYBRID AU’S

Project Omen || @uhmingi​​​​​​🔞💕💔✅

↳ you’ve never been close to your father, so when he passes it doesn’t affect, aside from the residual business that you have to take care of in his absence. exploring his basement uncovers a sealed chamber in a hidden room, a man with what looks like a tail staring back at you.

MAFIA AU’S

Entropy || @in-san-ity​​​​ 🔞💕💔✅💯

↳ things never went according to plan; career wise, family wise, relationship wise and especially not when you were suddenly saddled with an infant to raise but you learned to roll with the punches. except the next challenge you were about to face wasn’t a punch, it was a machine gun.

Tame || @cocobeanncteez​​​​​🔞💕💔✅

↳ (no summary)

SOCIAL MEDIA AU’S

The Coffee House Diaries || @escapewriter​​​💕💔🔄

↳ A world in which the students of KQ University frequently visit a well known coffee shop; The Coffee House Diaries. You would think it‘s for the coffee, which it is but in reality, it’s to be able to find love and be put on the love of fame.

SOCIAL MEDIA AU’S

Forelsket || @escapewriter​​​​​💕💔✅

↳ a boring summer with you and your best friend led you both to do some dumb things, one being texting your number neighbor. however, things take a toll when your number neighbor isnt the person who they say they are.

Love Hard || @wondernus​​💕💔✅

↳ kwon soonyoung loves too hard and falls in love too quickly, accidentally building a (very false!!!) fuckboy image that he can’t seem to get rid of. when his friends talk him out of proposing to a girl he went on 2 dates with, he finally realizes he has a big problem with love. signing up to appear on his university’s most popular youtube talk show to unload his baggage and fix his image? what could possibly go wrong?

Midnight Train || @svtfilms​​💕💔🔄💯(ON PAUSE)

↳ befriending the cute boy on the train was only the first of your worries — can you handle his flirtatious behavior and oddly mysterious past? or in which taking the train late at night sometimes does have its perks.

The Kids Are Going To Be Alright || @wondernus​​​​💕💔✅💯💯

↳ when an unexpected accident leaves you and your blind date from five years ago to become caretakers of your mutual goddaughter, you are forced to learn how to navigate parenthood all while trying to balance work and social life. 

WEREWOLF AU’S

Tales From The Pack || @gamerwoo​​ 🔞💕💔🔄💯

↳ (no summary)

WRITTEN SERIES

My Daisy || @wonwoonlight​​💕💔✅

↳ when your cousin asks you to be her substitute at SVT Inc. as she takes her maternity leave, you’re pretty sure this wasn’t what you signed up for.

Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice || @starlightxsvt​​ 🔞💕💔✅💯

↳ Welcome to the Sugar and Spice website! Scroll below to find your ideal type of sugar daddy!

Terrifyingly Innocent || @twogyuu​​💕💔🔄💯

↳ Fearful of losing her, yet unwilling to leave; this agreement between Seungcheol and his best friend’s little sister was meant to be casual and temporary, yet he finds himself growing more attached to her day by day.

SOCIAL MEDIA AU’S

Face The Music || @0x1lovebot​​💕💔✅

↳ y/n runs an anonymous twitter fan account for the famous rap trio that goes to her school, 3racha and one day she professes her love and appreciation for bang chan on said account. now chan is on a mission to find out who it is.

Would I Lie To You? || @xiaotingluvs​​ 💔✅

↳ with the sudden death of a student at jyp university, cops and detectives try to find the killer. at the same time, students who are new to the school find themselves in these events. can friendships, brotherhoods, lovers still stand strong despite the lies, complexities and secrets?

SOCIAL MEDIA AU’S

A Star Called You || @scintillasofbeomgyu​​💕💔✅

↳ yn and their friends run the campus radio for which yn is the host of the evening show “dear sputnik”, where they share stories and hope to create a healing space for all students— even though many don’t listen to it. little does yn know, their biggest fan, angel313, is choi beomgyu— the boy they’ve silently had a crush on for the past four years.

Do check out all of the other Group Fics that i have reblogged as well!!

** if there is any fics that you guys would like to recommend, please do! i am slowly running out of fics to read **

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Security breach swap au.

1.Freddy 🔄 Roxy

2.Monty 🔄 Chica

3.Sun 🔄 Moon

4.Gregory 🔄 Cassie

5.William/Glitchtrap 🔄 Vanny/Vanessa

6.Instead of Chica replacing Glamrock Bonnie, she replaces Glamrock Baby.

Some lines from my swap au.

1.Cassie: What's that?

Roxy: That is a fountain, a fountain is a decorative reservoir used for discharging water.

Cassie: No, I mean the rabbit with the roller skates.

Roxy: You must be mistaken, there is no one who wears roller skates in the establishment, at least, not anymore...

2.Freddy: Your performance was perfect tonight. Thank you. You are cool, you are handsome, everyone was watching you, everyone loves you, everyone wants to be you, you are the best. Thank you. I am the best, I am the best.

3.William: Roxy, you're supposed to be on lockdown!

Roxy: Officer William, I do not know how I got here.

William: Well, you totally blew it tonight, you know. Your system crashed and you ruined the show. Now Parts and Service have you on reduced power. They say it's a safety precaution. Just one more thing to deal with.

Roxy: I apologize.

William: Okay... Look, we're like fifteen minutes from closing and some kid is sneaking around backstage. If you see anything, notify me. I already alerted the others. Now, go back to your room.

4.Chica lines: Welcome to Chica's Glamour Golf, home of the Hurricane hole in one. We're currently closed for the night, come back soon.

Hey kid, come on out, we're only trying to help.

Don't be scared.

I know yer here...

Give up.

I will find you...

You can hide, but you can't hide!

Let's rock!

You really think we won't find you?

You can't hide forever!

Over here!

There you are!

Hey, little gal!

Where are you going?

Party time!

Rock n' Roll!

Run, run, run!

You're in trouble know!

Game over, kid...

5.Monty lines: Welcome to Mazercise, work off those calories while you eat. Sign up for a membership today! Super cool perks include discounts on pizza, nachos, fries, and cookies. Now that's the smell of fitness.

Are you lost?

Oh, Cassie...

Come out, come out wherever you are.

L̵̤̠̾̄e̶̘͂t̷́͜͝ ̵͈͈̓m̶̝̝̅e̷͖͆̅ ̸̱̫̂t̵̖̒a̴͕̋̾k̵͍̝̑ẹ̴͈̇̄ ̸͓̰̉́ÿ̵̨͓́̎o̷̠̬͒̃u̴̦̾̀ ̶̜̱͊t̴̹̾̄ó̶̡̮̈́ ̴̨̬̐͠ỷ̷̫̱̎o̷̜͑u̸͎̟̿͘r̶͓̲͠ ̴̪̞̎̃p̴͎͘ä̶̢̩́͛r̷̤̂e̸̺̟̿̓n̵͔̮̓̚t̵͕̐̔s̶̩̅̅.̷̬̾

Who wants cupcakes? (not meant in a creepy way)

Tag, y̷̬̋̚o̴̧͖̚ṷ̴̓'̴̹̓͘r̴̬̍e̶̙͙͒̚ ̵̤͆̔ȉ̴̜͙͗t̵̗́͠!̴̧̦̈́

L̷͓̒̽ŏ̷̝͘s̷̜̑t̶̩̔̑ ̴̯̼͆g̶̺͌̌i̸̺̯̾́r̶̲͒ḷ̸̑̇ ̷̡̩̇͝o̶̰̘͐͊v̷̢̖͊̈́e̷̼̋͘r̵͉͘͠ ̸̡̼̿ḣ̷̼e̸̓͋͜r̶͍̋e̸̗̓͛.̶̬̳̓̀.̸̺̬̀͠.̶̛̪̎

I smell pizza!

G̴͖̿l̷̠̓͜ȉ̴̟̜͌t̴̢́ć̴͚̳h̸͉̞͆ț̶̔r̶̯͕͑̄ą̵̊p̸͕̓̒'̴̯̀́s̶͎̩͑̈́ ̴̙̣́͠m̶͈̓͑á̴̦k̶͎̉̃i̸̛̹̬̕n̴̢͇͑g̸̦̯̑ ̶̭̫͆͐ṃ̵̀ę̶̬͋̎ ̷̛͈̋d̷̥̀ò̸̖̹͂ ̸̯̰̈́̌ṯ̶́͊ẖ̵̟̋i̴͎̿s̴̭̅͑.̶̤̳͂̂.̵̧̧̛.̵̪͔͂

6.Freddy:(crying) I'm not a loser...Why, why!? It not your fault, that kid is just lucky! It's not fair, she must be cheating. Don't be a loser, get back out there!

(Roxy walks in)

Freddy: Who's there!?

(He sees that it's Roxy)

Freddy: Roxy, get out of my room!

Roxy: I'm going, I'm going.

7.Other Freddy lines: Freddy: Hey, I'm Freddy Fazbear. If you're looking for high speed motor mayhem, then Freddy Race Way is the place to be. Sign up today and be a winner! Nobody likes a loser...

Want an autograph?

I bet I'm your favorite.

Give up!

You can't win!

You can't outrun me!

You think you're better than me, I'm the best!

My face, my face, My face!!!

I'm still handsome, I just need a little work done.

I can hear you...!

I can still hear you!

9.Moon: Hello, Starlight. Are you lost? We can have a sleepover until security finds you. We can tell stories, watch movies, make arts and crafts, the choice is yours. There's only one rule, keep the lights off, off, off...

10. (The lights are turned on)

Moon: No, no, no, why would you do that!? Lights off, I warned you, I warned you!(starts painfully turning into sun)

Sun: H̴̪̀̎e̴̼͎̿l̸̢̦̈́̚l̷̜̂ö̵̫́̌,̴̭̕ ̴̡̑͐f̸̢̨͒̈́ř̴̨͎i̷̜͆̇ͅe̷̹̾͘ņ̷̢̃ď̶͖̓.̸̡͎͠ ̵͕̣̊L̷̟̿̊ĕ̴̙́t̸̖̟͝'̴͚̜̅̐s̷̩̰̾ ̷̹̮̽p̴̪͐̍l̵̗̟̀͝a̶̜̔y̶̩͒ ̴̲͕́͂h̷̤̐̾i̶͔̽d̵̰̖͗̕ē̴͍̂͜ ̶͉̇̔a̶̛̙͋n̶̬̏̾d̸̨͐ ̵̖̟̾͘s̷͖̲͒e̴̯͑e̵̤͐ḱ̸͚̌.̵͕̟͒ ̴͇͚̏Y̵̳̐o̵̭̐ú̵̗̤͘ ̶͆ͅs̸̱̟̎͊h̷̻̓ą̵͈̀̐l̶̝̞̊̎l̴̳̈́͐ ̷̲̓͒h̴̡̾i̵̻̐͝d̶̯̤̂e̶̹̝̾ ̵̨̟̃a̶̻̭͊̀n̷͕̠̓d̴̛̻́ ̵̡̌̿I̸̧͉͝ ̸̯̜̀̃s̶̠̕h̵̪̍ͅa̶͉̿̿l̴͚̥̇l̴̗͠ ̵͍̒͜s̶̗̏͌ę̸̢̃e̷̖͕̊k̴̟̀̅.̸̝̝͆̀.̵̰͋̎.̶̗̍ (insane laughter)

11.(The lights are turned back off)

Moon: Rule breaker, you are banned from the daycare until you learn how to behave, security!(closes door)

Skip to the next line if you don't want to be sad.

12.(Cassie and Roxy come across Baby's Dandy Diner, which has been out of business ever since Baby's disappearance.)

Roxy: I don't really come here anymore, I miss her so much...

13. Vanny(to Glitchtrap and the hacked animatronics): You will do as I say, you will bring me what I want, and if you fail, then may all of you burn!!!

Ruin dlc lines:

1.Gregory: Cassie, are you there? I got your message.

Massie(from afar): S.O.S

Gregory: Huh?

(He sees the sound is coming from a Freddy walkie talkie and picks it up.)

Gregory: Cassie?

Massie: Gregory, I'm trapped in a sinkhole beneath the raceway!

Gregory: Under Freddy racers? That's on the other side of the building, it'll take forever to get there.

Massie: You have to get there, I need help!

2.Freddy: Give me back my eyes!

Gregory: Ah, let go!

Freddy: Gregory...(lets go of him) sorry ... I ... error...

3.Massie: Gregory, can you hear me? I finally have a clear signal.

Gregory: Cassie. I turned off all the nodes. I'm at the Freddy party garage, am I close?

Massie: Almost. There's still one more node keeping the underground sealed.

Gregory: Where!?

Massie: Freddy is the final node, you need to deactivate him.

Gregory: But-

Massie: Deactivate him and save me. Save me Gregory, please, it's so scary down here.

Don't continue if you don't want to be sad.

4.(Gregory sees Freddy and walks up to deactivate him to save Cassie.)

Gregory: Freddy.

Freddy: Gregory, Gregory, welcome back, Gregory.

Gregory: You remember me?

Freddy: Your special day, I remember...your special day, do you still like cookie cake? It has been some time since a saw you last, if I remember, it is on November first, I remember because you are number one, three times. Have you booked your party? I'm sure your friends will show up this time.

(Gregory proceeds to hook up the fazrench to Freddy with a heavy heart.)

Freddy: Gregory, what are you doing?

(Gregory connects the fazrench to Freddy and deactivates him.)

Gregory: I'm sorry...

Freddy: ł ⱠØVɆ ₵ØØ₭łɆ ₵₳₭Ɇ, Ⱨ₳₱₱Ɏ ฿łⱤ₮ⱧĐ₳Ɏ, ₲ⱤɆ₲ØⱤɎ.

(Freddy powers down.)

Gregory: Freddy, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry...

(Freddy shuts down completely as Gregory cries about what he had to do.)

Alright you can keep reading now.

5.(Gregory gets to the sinkhole, still crying from having to deactivate Freddy.)

Massie: G̵r̷e̴g̷o̵r̷y̷,̴ ̴y̵o̷u̶ ̴s̷a̴v̷e̵d̸ ̵m̵e̷.̸

Gregory: You're not Cassie, are you...?

Mimic: I̸'̷m̸ ̴C̶a̸s̴s̶i̷e̶,̵Ỉ̷͎̫'̴̘͌̏͠m̷̡̰͈͙͒͋ ̷̨̛̤̐̈́́Ĉ̵̠͎̓a̵̹̖̦͂̍š̷̜̰͙̮͑͑s̴̭̲̭͑̑̀į̷͔̗̈͗e̶̮̗̽͝,̴̛̛͖͓͌͐̓̈́̋̂͐͛I̸̜͑̏̅'̵̨̛̺͓̘̱͖̽͒̿̐̕m̶̺̱̖̮͘ ̸̛̥͍̙̰̰̻̺̲̀̋̆̽͌̾͊C̸̢̢̨̡̤͈̘̞̤͋͊͒̋͂͝a̷̢̜͛̾̿̇̒̃s̵̙͔̻̎͗̒̈́͒́͠͠s̸̩̣̗̺̬̬͍̤̭̥͚̽̋͊̌͂̿̀̇̾̕̚i̸̛͊͑͜͝ę̵͇̱̲̠̞̲̗̈́͂̒͛,̷̷̨̬̥͎͉͍͔̬̞̗͈̼͍̻̼͈̮͔̝̦̆͊͑̍̆̒̈́̅̅́͜͝Ǐ̶̧̝͈̲͔̾̈́͊̐̓̂̐̈̉̈͌̐͗͜͝ͅ'̴̛͚͙̥̮̹̪̝͓̗̭̩͎̫͚̰͐̅͆͌̽͆̓̉͐̿͘͘m̶̛̫̬̦̬̼̠̜̎͑͜͝ ̷̜̮̝̭̰͓͚̰̥͔̹̯̥̗̣̟̈́̏̅̃̌̕̕͠T̴̹͕̜̙̼̠̗̩̻͑̓̒̍͋̏̚͘h̷̛̩̳̺̖͈́͑͆̆̅̓́̉͑͋̒͂̀̏̚ȩ̷̛̺̳̹̝̣̹͇̘̿̊̏̔̓̔̎̎͛̍̄͊̀̕͘͝ ̶̢̢̛̗͉̣̮͙̰̙͉̼̰̙̮̇́̏́̇̓̃̀̓̌̉͗̈́͠M̶͇͇̝̊̐̈́̿̑̕̕͜ì̸̞͈̺̜͌̐͆̆̊̎̕͝m̷̧̛̱̝̖̮̫̪̿̎̋̿̈́̐͛̅̊̌̿̓̕̕͜͠ͅi̵̬̹̺͑̂̉͋͋̐̄̑̚ͅč̷̡͈͕͚̥̟̅!̴̟̗̫̹̮̜͔̣̰̒́͒͜

Gregory: Ah!!!

(The Mimic tries to grab Gregory but Freddy heroically fights The Mimic to save Gregory.)

Freddy: Gregory, get out of here, run!

(Gregory starts running when he hears his radio goes off.)

Cassie: Gregory? Gregory, can you hear me?

Gregory: Cassie, is that you, I mean really you.

Cassie: I've been trying to contact you all night. I'm not at the Pizza Plex, something's trying to trick you.

Gregory: You're a bit too late for that. The thing in the basement sounds just like you, how do I know this actually is you?

Cassie: Is there any other option? You need to get out of there now!

Gregory: How!?

Cassie: My friend knows the layout of the Pizza Plex, just follow ???'s instructions.

6.(Gregory manages to get into the elevator and escape The Mimic.)

Cassie: Gregory, it's me. I think I need to explain a few things. You were never supposed to go to the Pizza Plex, that thing in the sinkhole tricked you. I don't know what it is but that thing has been down there for a really long time. The M.X.E.S security program was supposed to keep it hidden, but you shut down the security, and now it's free. It's not your fault. I know you did it for me, to save me, but we can't risk being followed, I'm sorry.

Gregory: Cassie?

(Cassie cuts the elevator, causing it to fall.)

Gregory: Ah!!!

(The elevator comes down with a big crash.)

[sprouts-garden]

Jacksons diary, Modern AU:

Brenda: *in RED’s group chat* RIP to Exer’s laptop… holding a funeral for anyone who wants to come

Exer: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE MY LAPTOP IS DEAD, BRENDA

Brenda: Istg you don’t let me say shit, you wouldn’t let me tell people you were dead, now I’m not allowed to talk about your laptop 😭😭

Exer: I DONT WANT YOU TO SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT ME IN A ROBLOX SERVER AND NOBODY BUT ME GETS TO CONFIRM A’ANTAR’S CURRENT STATE (A’Antar is my laptops name btw)

David: your laptop has a name??? 👁️👄👁️

Brenda: yeah I’m kinda confused about that too. And about the Roblox that’s one more thing you didn’t let me say! The filter was down and you didn’t let me change my name to 𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓼 𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 8======>

Exer: MY LAPTOP HAS PRONOUNS TOO YET YOURE CONFUSED AT THE NAME???? Pamela: who names themselves multiple synonyms for dick???

Brenda: me I do that

Exer: you’re weird asf

Brenda: no shit Sherlock that’s what was in the smal print at the bottom of the contract when we met.

Ron: that’s what you had us sign??

Pamela: I thought we just sold our souls to you..

Brenda: Yeah and you lot didn’t bother reading it? What freaks (affectionate but also insulting)

Exer: look I’m blind to warnings and red flags

Brenda: dang sounds like a you problem

David: what is happening this is so CHAOTIC…DAMN

Exer: this is how normal people talk right?!?!?

Exer: Brenda: 🔄 I- OUCH IM SO OFFENDED

Brenda: good 😊

Exer: inside your walls rn with water gun

Brenda: jokes on you I’m in the ✨kitchen✨

Exer: Well I’m just gonna camp in here till you come back you bieatch, and the moment you step in I will bust a hole through and shoot you

[read by: Brenda]

Credits to: @red-in-revenge, @sobeksewerrat, and @chiportalsauce for that lovely conversation that inspired this. Sorry it’s kinda copy paste I just couldn’t have come up with anything more chaotically beautiful. This took way too long😭😭😭

[motherlymagick]

today's tarot readings for the signs

Embrace the power within, Earth Signs! The Strength card heralds resilience for Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn. Channel your inner strength, overcome challenges with grace, and find harmony in trials. 🌿💪

Air Signs, it's time for a financial shift. The reversed King of Pentacles advises Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius to reassess stability. Stay mindful, seek balance, and adapt to changes in the material world. 💸🔄

Fire Signs, a twist in the material realm awaits. The reversed Ace of Pentacles suggests Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius reassess their approach to opportunities. Be mindful, stay flexible, and seek alternative paths to abundance. 🔥🌟

Water Signs, ride the wave of change. The reversed 6 of Cups prompts Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces to detach from the past. Embrace the present, release nostalgia, and welcome new experiences and growth. 🌊💙

[thetopichot]

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(🔄) = Reblog

(😳) = Suggestive warning ⚠️

(💬) = Response to an Ask

Auron's Bathroom Sign

What time is it, Auron?

A song that fits Auron's character

Auron's Gift to you

Auron General Headcanons 🔄

Auron's love for Theater

Auron's Secret Love Interest

Vampire Lord Auron, the pocket boyfriend 🔄

Auron's Jacket

Princess Monosuke & Vampire Auron

Auron being a asshole 🔄

Artist!Rook × Auron

Auron's Christmas Decorations

Auron's Fluff Alphabet 😳

Auron, but he's a father now

Taking Auron on a date, wish me luck 🔄

Spud's Hidden Thoughts

Auron comforting Rook 💬

Auron giving you hand kisses

Auron's Mom has got it going on 😳

Vampire Auron, the overgrown mosquito

Vampire Energy

Please punt me, Auron 😳

Vampire Auron is like a cat

Vampire Auron is low-key so fruity

Roman Empire 🔄💬

The Economy Is Shambles, Auron

Let's Take Ibuprofen Together, Rookie

Hunter fucking up Auron's Study

Auron fell first, We fell down the stairs 🔄

Wtf Auron got turned into a plushie?? 🔄

Auron in an apron 🔄

Tennant & Auron outfit swap

Cowboy! Auron, but I'm high on being sick

Auron's natural hair color 🔄

Auron's Brass Knuckles 😳

Late Night Phone Call P. 1

Auron, my silly pookie bear 🔄

IM RIGHT IM LEFT & IM LEFT & IM RIGHT-

Last Minute Christmas Letters

Rook in Rook sunglasses

Fuck you, we're gonna listen to some Vkei 🔄

YOU SAID DADDYS HOMEEEE 😳

BEWARE THE PIPELINE