Hey if you ever feel that your opinions on something are silly or dumb or too much for one random subject that doesn't really matter just remember! there are people out there who are monarchists in 2023. it can't possibly be as bad as that
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say it with me everyone: Heart is not A Baby, Mind is not a Jackass, and Soul is not Crazy. (or alternatively Cool/Laid back 24/7)
They have layers like onions or however the quote goes idk
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my acid theory is that one day i think spamton broke into queens mansion dressed as swatch (as in: his normal attire) and on its way to the basement he accidentally bumped into queen and was like "H H H HOW [[Howdy]] QUEENIE !!!! [Don't mind lil ol' me] JUST YOU R PAL BUTLER [[Easels]] I MEAN [[Ea-]] [Ea-] [[E] S W A T C H. MAKING HIS WAY. [[Through the corridor]]!!" and theres like a deadbeat silence until queen goes "Oh Hi Swatchie (Sip) (I Have A Drink Did You Know That) (Ho Ho Ho) Didnt See You there. Say Did You Get Shorter" and spamtons just sweating profusely and goes and goes "[[Erm, what the scallop]] I I I I [Eye] I F3LL INTO [[Story of Undertale]] ACID!!!!!!! LAKE !!!!!!!!!!!! AND I THINK MY [[Lower than heavenly]] AMAZING BODY [[Cause of Shrinkflation]] FROM THE ACID TUNNEL. AHEHHEHHAEHAHHAEHAHHAHAEHAE" and then theres another dead silence and queen goes "Oh Damn I Did Not: Know That. Ill Run A Diagnostic For That Thank You For Telling Me Swatchie Hope You Feel Better Soon" And Queen Oh Ho Hos and goes "See You Later Alligator" and scuttles away
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Currently one of my mutuals is celebrating matpat quitting YouTube and another mutual is crying over it .
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a month into this "eternal" imprisonment in ex's mind thing starting to think shes serious and this isnt just some kind of elaborate kink thing...
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If you aren't actively asking your DM and other players to traumatize your character are you even playing dnd right
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