#sitcom b plot

[flock-of-cassowaries]

I was going to tag this Patty O’Connor, but then I realized it’s really the titular Kevin (who Can F*** Himself) who’s dealing with the happy-go-lucky problems.

Everyone around him, on the other hand? Real problems.

Many of them caused by Kevin.

It’s a great fucking show.

[artbyblastweave]

If you gave me disney fuck-you money I could make a Punisher Sitcom that this website would eat out of the palm of my hand

[beneathsilverstars]

In the Queen Odile AU Siffrin could still get trapped in a time loop, maybe he hears roomers of a conspiracy from the prince to take the throne, or maybe it's the King, or maybe the prince is working with the King to get revenge, and Siffrin is scared of losing his new home, his friends (his family) so he makes a wish.

tbh this is purely a no-magic no-plot slice-of-life au to me. like i guess there's political machinations going on in the background but they're mostly just there for spice, yknow, like what's the point of a royal court without some background machinations for the queen to stress out about? there has to be some tension there in order for siffrin to be able to break it with their jingling! but make no mistake, my focus is on the jingling.

[blaintism]

mythic quest season 4 is not real and cannot hurt me

[denimjacketgf]

my coworker (muslim) and me (jewish) seeing some new decorations going up and immediately having to stop and ponder if the christians are doing something new with easter decor or if the store just had a lot of leftover green mylar balloons that they need to get out of the stock room

[caesarsaladinn]

I walked like four miles around that field, and no luck. I think something else is going on. did the horse eat them?

[thegreatyin]

how is the scoundrel going currently anything going on in her life

currently? they're having a Delightful time being a side character in their roommate's nemesis-and-hijinks-filled journey through the neath. and also questioning why the hell this guy keeps collecting knives.

[spencer-is-someone]

my face when I get out of school early to see an endocrinologist about weight loss medication but then they also manage to squeeze in an ekg but then we go on a detour to get some snacks and then we go to aldi’s AND THEN my mom can finally go to staples but in the staples parking lot some asshole scrapes against the car and I’m the only eye witness so we have to wait there until my dad and the police arrive, but then I need to use the bathroom so I go to kohls and then I think to myself “wow, my mom needs a plushie to squeeze after this whole mess” so I go on another side quest to get a $5 Jurassic park plushie ($5.33 with taxes) and when I get back the police are there so I come running to my parents, holding up the anti stress T-Rex saying “LOOK I GOT A DINO”

the officer’s name was Kyle btw. He was pretty nice but ACAB still

[doom-dreaming]

god is poking me wjth a stick and laughingggggg

work was a shitshow circus on so many levels. i come home to no hot water. dead bug in my glass of lemonade

[10hourshift]

Chapter 21

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Slight cw for blood

Fox's B plot part 1

[cursed-onepiss]

save me sad clown hyperfixation

sad clown hyperfixation save me

[timetravellingkitty]

did your dad actually buy a harmonica? what sort of sitcom B plot shenanigans is he engaging in

proof of harmonica

[sausaged-rat]

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[waffliesinyoface]

so who wants to hear a funny story? (trick question im telling it anyways)

so! a couple weeks ago, an oomfie on twitter was talking about music, and she mentioned a specific indie band

I google that band, see a music video, click play, and go "hey wait, I recognize that geography. I live there. What the fuck?"

and then i go down to the comment section and i see someone mention that they also live here, and they ran into that band in a coffee shop one day.

so i was like "wait, do they actually perform here? is there actually something of fucking note in this town?"

so i googled the band + [city] and the top result is the page for an indie band with the exact same name, with a list of events playing in this city. including an event not ten minutes from my house. because they're an indie band, this does not strike me as weird. indie bands play in bars and sell their music on bandcamp, that is what indie bands do.

flash forward to today!

i go and check the band's website again to make sure they havent cancelled or anything, and i see that the website has been updated since I last looked at it, with pictures of some of their recent performances.

and as it turns out

the band which is playing tonight is a different, entirely unrelated indie band. which just so happens to share a name with the one whose songs I had listened to. that band is based in minneapolis. this band is a bunch of middle aged dads who play cover songs.

Now. It would be one thing if this was just a case of mistaken identity. Two indie bands active at the same time sharing the same name isn't that unlikely, in the grand scheme of things. But what gets me is the fact that this band apparently decided, on a whim, to travel to THIS city to film their music videos!

I feel like I'm being fucking pranked!!! Why did you come here!!?!?!!!!?!!

[plumbogs]

tank grunt is one of those jrotc kids that refers to regular students as "civilians" and salutes the principal. i just know it. and pt9 goes through war to get his hands on their mediocre fundraising cholocates every year because johnny rightfully refuses to give money to them (and because general buzz considers that fraternizing with the enemy)

[redstonedust]

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.