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also been thinking abt pooki with his cunty scarf💅
if my next drawing post isnt the comic update take me out back and shoot me like a sick dog
#ghost#this was a wip too and its mainly to keep that damn twitter algorithm from throwing me into the abyss if im not on every fukkin day#i got sonethin imma post on patreon bc christ sake ppl are paying me but otherwise no more fukkin around#my first time seeing him wit the scarf a 'slay queen' slipped out despite me never really fukkin saying shit like that AHA#ghost with the crustiest bloodshot eyes from getting 3 hrs of sleep bawling his eyes out in the shower and smoking 5 blunts#bc girl thats how it is#my art#fanart#ghost call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost mw2#ghost cod#mw3#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 2#call of duty modern warfare 3#put em all in there fuggit
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Just realized that if only Poseidon went straight to Ithaca and asked for Odysseus, Penelope could do the biggest gamble of them all and get one of the suitors in SUCH DEEP SHIT.
Poseidon: "Odysseus of Ithaca! Tell me this instant where is this mortal who dared to hurt my son and try to lie about his name!
Penelope: ...
Suitors: ....
Penelope: *stops weaving*
Penelope: *pointing right at Antonius* There he is! This one is Odysseus, my husband and king of Ithaca! Please don't sink us, almighty god of the sea!
Antonius: What? I'm not Odysseus, I--
Penelope: Of course he would say that! He's a liar!
Poseidon: *has no reason to not believe her, wipes him out effortlessly*
Then Odysseus comes back like "It's me, Penelope! Your husband!"
Penelope: "No, you're not. From now on your name is Agamemnon the Greater and the new lover I marry to make king."
Odysseus: *grumbling* why after Agamemnon though...
AND HOW WOULD POSEIDON EVER KNOW?!
#epic the musical#odysseus#penelope#Poseidon#antonius#this plan probably has a few holes and could be overturned#but the image of Penelope making the best she can out of the situation#slay queen#Odysseus would probablo go along with it#he is his wife's biggest fan after all#just me being silly#that's what happens when i haven't slept enough and I have two hours where i need to kill some time
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cringe ass family ❤
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#valyrianscrolls#tywin lannister#joanna lannister#cersei lannister#jaime lannister#tyrion lannister#joffrey baratheon#myrcella baratheon#tommen baratheon#2 many of them......8 whole guys...#one day I'll draw a proper family portrait but for now all you get is floating heads. at least this time they have shoulders#um tywin looks weird idk whats wrong with him. like physically i mean. think i made his eyes too big#ive decided to give all of them slay earrings ❤ except i couldnt figure out what 2 give tommen so he doesnt have them 😔#he does have his ears pierced tho ☝ maybe he like just got it done bc hes a baby#im aware thats not how that hat works btw ik the hair's not supposed 2 be out. idgaf#my art
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this goddamn cartoon SPOILS me with pretty women
#fionna and cake#marceline#adventure time#she didn’t just kill a few people she SLAYED them in all ways
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HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES.
HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES.
HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES.
HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES.
#HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES.#POV The Nightmare breaks your concentration and Slays You#i mostly drew the nightmare because its where i met voice of the paranoid#i love voice of the paranoid a lot#i love that the terrified voice in my head gets to be Helpful. and ACT#obviously incredibly prime subject to project onto#anyways i really like this game and when i can find the time and energy ive been trying to find all the paths and achievements by myself#so please enjoy my first post of the new year#i will not promise there will be more#i couldnt decide if i like the colors for the hand breaking our concentration so im giving yall both#voice of the paranoid#slay the princess#the nightmare#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art
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he giggles
#wriothesley#neuvillette#wriolette#neuvithesley#genshin impact#he goes aheeheehooheehoohee#i think once neuvillette figures out how to make him laugh. he'd do it all day. and the formula is simple too he just gotta say something#really stupid. and absurd. in his usual super serious iudex voice#and wriothesley is in stitches. it's so easy. he just gotta say 'yippee' and profit. 'slay queen' and wriothesley is incapacitated#also. imagine he's ticklish. but i dont think Neuv would tickle him intentionally I think he's like. 'i heard tickling gets violent fast'#'i will not resort to that to summon moethesley'#he doesn't want to Hurt Him he just wants to see him smile and laugh and be all pink in the face. but I do think he accidentally#sets him off all the time. with kisses (neck/ears) or just like grabbing his waist and suddenly wriothesley violently Wriggles yknow.#the tickled reaction. wriothesley laments the destruction of his scary big dog image every day#but. neuvillette would only make jokes at home anyway. and to be clear it's the simple fact that neuvillette is trying to Be Funny .#that's really funny to wriothesley. or just like his awkwardness. back before he figures out he can Intentionally make wriothesley laugh#he'd bewitch him with his his gap moeism#the layers to it. Wriothesley gets embarrassed later on when he catches on because he Knows Neuvillette likes seeing him all tickled.#and flustered. and that's like so mortifying bro what do you mean you're happy just seeing me being moe#and he's embarrassed because he should not be falling for it every single time. it should not be this funny#the nerves just makes him laugh even harder. and the whole time neuvillette is just sitting there. silently delighted. waiting for the#perfect comedic timing. so he can drop a 'cowabunga!' with the exclaimation mark and all. wriothesley can't even catch his damn breathe#art#my art
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this girl likes GIRLS !!!!! btw
#i love all amy yuri btw#i said a few days ago i hadnt figured out how to draw mobian sideprofiles so 👍 PRACTICE RULEZ 💪‼️‼️‼️#blazamy#tripamy#surgamy#sticksamy#metamy#amy rose#blaze the cat#sticks the badger#surge the tenrec#trip the sungazer#metal sonic#also its my first time drawing surge and honestly i slayed that i think#sonic art#sth#sth fanart#mynös art tag#amy yuri#artist selection#wlw
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YUTA
WALK MV
#yuta#nakamoto yuta#yuta nakamoto#nct yuta#nct#nct 127#*#tw eyestrain#malegroupsnet#neohours#userbexrex#useryenas#.ny#.gif#“4k” apparently. but i must ask. on what planet#and so once again the noise gods have me in a chokehold !#howeverrrr this is the slay of all time . had to be done. it had to be done !
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modern au thing again but this time its shadowheart playing pool with an open shirt because. i have a vision
#my vision is gay and that i want to [gets shot]#dont draw shads enough either tbh. blorbo of all time really#shes my wife and she is so fun. whats not to love#raaaaaa brushes i test raaaaa#its more shading this time tho than lineart#bc i just used my old lineart brash#we slay on#my art#bg3#shadowheart
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#slay the princess#spoiler#spoilers#slay the princess spoiler#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#also unrelated but it takes me so long to draw him#why do i draw him all the time regardless? I have no idea#injury#blood#i cant make up my mind if he should have a BEAK or nah#or sometimes?#I wont be online as much for the next few days. gonna be preparing for Christmas and the New year. But expect a few art on queue
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A New, Very Real and Serious Vessel: The Gun
{ The princess pulls out a gun and immediately pulls the trigger. You die. There isn't any time for everything to go black. You just die. }
#You also obtain the Voice of the Dysphoric but we don't really have time to unpack all of that.#Slay The Princess#Ilta Piirtää
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David Tennant - Hamlet - Courtyard Theatre - Royal Shakespeare Company - 2008
featuring photos from Tristam Kenton, Alastair Muir, Marilyn Kingwill, Donald Cooper, Ellie Kurttz, Geraint Lewis
#david tennant#hamlet#photos from the stage production#not the television version#I think all of these photos are gorgeous#but the top two absolutely slay me#what a fine time that was#patrick stewart#mariah gale#stuff i posted#david tennant hamlet#this is probably part 1 of a series
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#the fearsome four of pain#I guess the sleep one isn’t pain#but I mean#I’ve been painfully eepy before#this is for all those physically disabled slays out there#my body hates me#being in pain all the time makes you hot actually#it’s character development#rise!tmnt#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt meme
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Route where you throw multicolored rocks at the princess
#slay the princess#pokemon#shitpost#eeveelution#ok time to tag all the princesses#the drowned grey#the burned grey#the razor#the nightmare#the spectre#the thorn#the damsel#the witch#the princess#few#anyways i wanna smooch spectre so bad
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Iceflow Waltz
Continuing the 'Wrio has frostwalker' hc, he takes neuvi out to the lake to do this ballroom dance / ice skating mix.
They're literally Coppelia and Coppelius to me they're so hfjdhdjdjdjsikss
#if youve fought the waltz robots#then youd understand what theyre doing here#anyways LATE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVOURITE SKRUNKLY OF ALL TIME#HAPPY BORTH WRIO THE SLAY#lyss' sketch#genshin impact#genshin fanart#genshin impact fanart#comic#wriothesley#neuvillette#wriolette#neuvithesley#fontaine
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The original post with this drawing got an unexpected amount of attention, and I got so many absolutely wonderful comments, that I'm incredibly grateful for. This was very unexpected, but also very, very nice)))
You can check out the old post to learn more about the details in this drawing
#*checks notes* OVER 2.5k NOTES#THIS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE#Thank you all)))#(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡#my art#greek mythology#the odyssey#the iliad#odysseus#this is how achaeans slay#oh and btw#I forgot to add hair on his arms the first time I posted this#at least it's fixed now xd
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