#slutty powerpuffs

[anauro]

Drugs and surgical scrubs ch21 snippet ❤️‍🔥🎃

James sighed and took a step closer to Regulus, leaning his back against the wall.

“Reggie.”

“Jamie,” Regulus replied in a playful tone.

James shook his head and tapped his thigh.

“Give me your leg,” he ordered. “I’ll take them off for you.”

Regulus raised his head to flash James a sassy grin before lifting his left leg and placing it on James’ thigh.

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𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐡é

—✦ 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 // in which a player (Lutz Beilschmidt himself) falls for real this time, and the girl he's enamored by has to overcome his reputation.

✧ taken from my old quotev!! not stolen work!!!

—✦ 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 // Lutz Beilschmidt (APH 2p!Germany)

—✦ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 // drinking, angst, assumed cheating, betrayal, fluff

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The pounding in your head was only outweighed by the obnoxiously loud sound of the music blaring from the living room. It was another frat party, one you didn't intend on going to, but hey, you only live once. At least this time there was more of a theme, it was a Halloween costume party—though that mostly just meant sorority girls got to add a cat ear headband to their usual miniskirt and heels.

You and your friends were not dressed in the classic slutty animal costumes, and the more and more this party went on the more you were both thankful and regretful. Emma convinced you and Darcy to dress like... wizards. Not the cute, girly kind, the kind with the 2-foot beards and starry robes. Then again, Emma still managed to make the shapeless robes sexy, and she discarded her beard long ago. You were about to rip off your own, the synthetic material was getting itchy. 

The whole thankful and regretful part came in when you saw possibly the most notorious trio on campus, the biggest players to grace the university in about... what? 20? 30 years? Allen L. Jones (he claims the L stands for Liberty), Zao Wang, and none other than Lutz Beilschmidt stood in the middle of a group of girls, dressed as... holy shit, are they dressed as the Powerpuff Girls?

"Oh my god their shorts are so... short!" Emma giggled, "You can see every muscle..."

"When did the Powerpuff Girls get so slutty," You scoffed, itching under your fake grey beard. "...and buff."

"I see Lutz hasn't changed a bit," Darcy snorted, "Still as much of a manwhore as ever."

"I still can't believe he played you like that." Emma grimaced.

"Like a fiddle." You added in.

"Let's not revisit that..." Darcy dragged her hands down her face.

As Emma and Darcy got caught up in drinks and boys, you found yourself needing a breath of fresh air. Maybe if you were drinking right now, or at least a little tipsy, you might be able to deal with the sight of Allen showing off his biceps to four women. The backyard wasn't really that much better—toilet paper strung through the trees, the blaring music still within hearing, and a random couple making out behind a bush—but it was an improvement. You sat on the wooden steps of the deck, itching under your beard again. You hoped it wouldn't leave a rash...

“Merlin?”

“Huh?” You turned your head to be met with... Of course! Lutz! Probably the last person you wanted to see right now.

“Gandalf?”

“Oh, uh, more like… unlicensed no copyright generic wizard character…” You turned back forwards, praying he would go away.

“Gotcha, my favorite.” He sat next to you. Great! 

"Shouldn't you be, ya know, whoring out?" You snorted, glancing at him as his face distorted into an amused grin.

"Hey, I'm not all slut. I need breaks from the noise too sometimes." He nudged you, “I don't think I’ve seen you around.”

“Oh, we actually have the same world history class-" Unfortunately. "-with Professor Neilson?" He stared at you owlishly,  "Here, wait, maybe removing the beard will help.”

You pulled down the itchy beard and Lutz drank in your facial features. Scrunching up your face, you removed it completely and tossed it on the steps beside you.

“Oh, now I recognize you!" He smiled, before letting it morph into a more sheepish expression, "…Can I get a name though orrrrr…”

"...Y/n." You exhaled through your nose, turning away from him. "Don't worry, I already know your name."

"I'm glad!" He grinned broadly, "Introductions were never my favorite."

"..."

“Sooo... Can I get you a drink?

“I’m actually the designated driver so I’ll pass.” 

“Ah, respectable. Maybe something non-alcoholic then?”

“Actually I probably should be getting home to my, uh, my fairy godmother.” You internally facepalmed, god you were mixing up your fairytales. “Like in uh, Cinderella.”

“I didn't know unlicensed no copyright generic wizard character was a Cinderella character.” Lutz snorted,

“He’s from a remake, Cinder…wizard… It’s really popular overseas.” You checked your nonexistent watch, “Oops, clock is about to strike twelve.”

"Is your fake beard the Cinderwizard version of a glass slipper?" He chuckled, eliciting a genuine giggle from you—god you were gonna have to shoot yourself later.

"Sure, but it's stretchy so it's probably more like a one size fits all.

“Well… seeing as I know what you look like and where to find you, I’d say I'm a few steps ahead of Prince Charming.”

“Yeah, ‘I know where to find you’ isn’t creepy at all.”

“Sorry,” He laughed airily, “I’ll see you around then.” 

You quickly excused yourself and hurriedly walked back into the party to meet with Emma and Darcy .

"Was that Lutz? Why was Lutz talking to you?" Darcy inquired, hushedly but urgently.

"He was just asking for bathroom directions!" You made up an excuse.

"Isn't this... his frat house?" Emma raised a brow.

"Okay, okay, listen. He just- He just came over and he wouldn't leave and then told me he knew where to find me and- I don't know it was torture!" You whined.

"God, don't tell me you're his next victim..." Darcy shivered, "We need to keep you away from him, at all costs."

"Y/n L/n and Lutz Beilschmidt..." Professor Neilson continued to announce the pairs for a group project, and you felt like you were dying inside. Lutz's head popped up from his resting place on his desk.

"No way." You said in unison (though one was obviously far more excited than the other), and you glanced at him to see him grinning widely at you.

The moment class was dismissed and students began funneling out you made your way to Professor Neilson's desk with some very strong words and a lot of questions.

"Professor, not to question your judgment but why was I paired up with Lutz?" You frowned.

"I think you'll be a good influence on him-" 

"But-"

"-and he isn't a slacker so you won't be doing the project alone. You and Beilschmidt need to work together, just for this week." He said, sternly as he turned back to the various papers spread across his desk.

"C'mon, don't tell me you're trying to get rid of me already." A very familiar German accent purred behind you, an arm—a muscular arm but you tried not to go there—slung around your shoulder.

"Of course not, partner." You grimaced. "You smell like beer..."

"Sorry, süße, I'll wear cologne when we study." 

You shrugged off his arm with a groan, walking out of the classroom as Lutz trailed behind you. He easily kept up with your speedy strides, damn him for being so tall and quick on his feet, you were hoping all that muscle would weigh him down.

...You really have to stop thinking about his muscular build.

"Hey, wait, I thought we got off on the right foot." Lutz continued following you like a lost puppy until you turned around and glared straight at him.

"Listen, Lutz, I know a little too well what kind of guy you are and I really don't want to get involved so can you please just..." You sighed, "Just do your part and let's not get buddy-buddy."

"Hey, I was looking forwards to getting buddy-buddy..." He huffed, "Listen, Y/n, I know I have a reputation but that doesn't mean we can't be friendly, I mean c'mon, give me a fair chance."

You glanced between him and the crowd of students trailing the hallways, groaning as you gave in.

"Fine. But make one wrong move and I'm out."

"He's your what?" Emma gasped.

"My history project partner..." You whined, "I cannot believe Professor Neilson would do that to me, I mean come on I thought I was his star student. Why is he torturing me with Lutz."

"Not my monkey, not my circus." Darcy snorted, "You're on your own here."

"How did you get rid of him, Darcy?" You pleaded.

"I liked him." She sighed.

"Oh... Right..." You let your face fall into your arms, "God I'm never gonna shake him, am I?"

"She's your what?" Allen snorted. 

"My history project partner!" Lutz fist-pumped, "God, I thought Neilson was a hardass but he really hooked me up this time."

"She is kinda bad," Zao smirked, "You gonna... ya know..."

"She said no getting buddy-buddy but, well, you know me," Lutz smirked, Allen and Zao whistling and cheering. "I mean... I dunno, maybe I won't go too far with her..."

"What? Are you going soft on us, buddy?" Allen cackled.

"Hey man, shes not really like other girls ya know, she didn't really fold fast at all. I kinda wanna see where it'll go..."

"'Not like other girls' is wild," Zao snorted, "she's gonna end up like every single one of them did, in your bed. Or mine. Might snatch her up since you're hesitating~."

"I mean it, I kind of... like her. I don't really want to make her into another fling.." Lutz leaned back in his chair, groaning. "God, what am I gonna do..."

Lutz had been studying with you every day this week, and you don't think you've ever seen him this dedicated to the class itself. When he could, he would invite you to his place—goofily kicking aside the stray socks and boxers left strung across the floor by his roommates—but when he couldn't, you would study on campus.

Today, however, it was raining.

Lutz (yuck) 3:42 Y/N lemme just come to your dorm pls my place is busy rn zao is dealiong drugs or smth ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ Y/n3:43 no we can study tomorrow you're not coming in my dorm stay away far away ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ Lutz (yuck) 3:43 P[LEASE ill be on my bestest behavior trust

You gave in eventually.

"-and in retaliation, they..." You glanced up at Lutz, scooting away a bit. "You're this close to sitting on me, dude."

"Sorry, the words are so small, I can't read them..." He slowly grinned, "Hey, maybe you should sit on me, süße-"

"Don't even start, Lutz." You groaned, punching him lightly as he practically giggled beside you.

"It smells great in here, what is that, vanilla?" He sniffed.

"I think my roommate has a candle in the bathroom," You said, "but I think its lavendar so I'm not sure where youre getting vanilla."

He hummed, and though you couldnt see it, he was staring at you as your rattled on about some random history thingy—he wasnt really listening in the first place. Lutz had grown a soft spot to you, much to Allen and Zao's amusement, it had gotten so bad he was turning down girls. Lutz Beilschmidt was turning down girls. He was whipped, but he was too lovesick to be ashamed.

You flipped the page gently, but Lutz reached over and flipped it back. When you looked up at him, his face was hovering inches away from yours and he was practically drowning himself in your eyes.

"I wasn't- I wasn't done reading." His voice came out low, his tone intimate even.

God, what was happening to you?

Charcoal nuzzled into your neck as you leaned back in Lutz's beanbag chair. He pouted at you from his desk chair.

"Charcoal doesn't even do that with me."

"What can I say, he must just like me more." You smirked, sticking your tongue out at Lutz as you rubbed the top of Charcoal's head.

"Maybe you're like his mom." Lutz grinned, "Which since I'm his dad that would mean-"

You threw his dirty socks at him.

Emma and Darcy were supportive of you, even if they did think you were a little stupid for falling for Lutz (though, Emma meant stupid in an endearing, cute way!). However, sometimes you wondered if Darcy was jealous, and sometimes it seemed like she was. When you were talking to Lutz in the hallways, him begging you to come hang out with him with the saddest puppy-dog eyes Darcy had ever seen, her browline creased and her lips downturned. When Lutz was texting you, begging for your attention, Darcy was glaring at your phone screen. When you were complaining about Lutz being a little too comfortable, Darcy was bitterly making comments like "must be hard" and "poor you".

"I was gonna go to a party at Theta Theta this weekend." Darcy said as she scrolled through her phone, "You guys wanna come with?"

"Isn't that Lutz's frat house?" Emma said, bobbypin in mouth as she braided your hair, "Ya know, the guy Y/n is head over heels for?"

"I am not head over heels for Lutz-!"

"I'm not letting that loser stop me from partying," Darcy grinned, giggling, "Plus, it gives little miss Y/n a chance to meet someone new~."

"Oooh!" Emma giggled, "We can find you a man to make Lutz jealous!"

"Guys I cannot believe youre trying to rope me into doing that in his god damn house, are you kidding me?" You griped, "I am not going."

You sipped lightly on a hard lemonade, the blaring music echoing through your ears as you looked through the crowd for any sign of Lutz. 

(Yes, you gave in)

Since arriving, you had lost Darcy in the crowd and hadn't seen a single glimpse of the fluffy blonde hair you were so familiar with. Emma suggested going up to his room, teasing you and saying you might've made him retire from his partying ways. You rolled your eyes, but carefully made your way up the stairs anyway. Immediately, you saw Lutz exiting his room, looking a bit dishevelled but, hey, he's a frat boy. You smiled widely as you went up to greet him.

You never made it to him.

No one other than Darcy, your best friend since before highschool, walked out of his room behind him. Her lipstick was smeared and her hair messy. She barely spared you a glance before wrapping her grimy hands around Lutz's bicep.

"Babe, come back~."

You and Emma drove home in silence. Emma was horrified at the news, you could hear her acrylics tapping away at her phone screen and you could only imagine the shit storm that Darcy was getting. Your own phone was blowing up, actually, and you had to put it on do not disturb to be able to focus on driving at all. The threat of breaking down and crying pricked at your eyes and made your nose feel ticklish, you felt ill, and you stomach wouldn't stop doing backflips.

When Darcy said you lose Lutz by liking him, she wasn't lying.

At the same time as you were fighting a breakdown, Lutz was cussing out a very smug Darcy.

"Holy shit what is wrong with you?" He scolded, "I'm sorry that I didn't like our fling and I'm not in love with you, but you are some kind of evil for doing this to your best friend. Like jesus fucking christ, what are you even getting from this?"

"Come on Lutz, we were better than whatever you had going on with her, she could never-"

"Don't even finish that thought." He spat, "Get out of my god damn house."

You were awoken from your sleep by pitiful, desperate pleas at your door. You heard the frantic knocking, the begging and crying and whining, and you knew who was behind it. You rubbed your eyes, still puffy from crying yourself to sleep, and checked your notifications.

Lutz <32:13 A.M. please its not what it looks like i know thats like a stupid overused excuse but its not an excuse darcy told me she wanted to talk to me about something she set it all up please i dont want anyone else

Lutz <3 2:43 A.M. please respond pick up my calls i swear to god Y/n i promise nothing was going on i'm not like that  i swear

You snorted at his texts, he was saying every excuse, using every cliché line that people use when they get caught.

"Y/n I know you're in there I just want to talk I swear nothing was happening," As you walked closer to your door you heard Lutz bang his head against the other side, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, please just let me explain."

When you opened the door he stumbled in, his face painted in shock and sadness and relief all at once, and the moment he laid eyes on your pitiful expression he looked like the wind had just been taken out of him. He tried to place his hands on the sides of your face to wipe your tears, but you gently pushed his hands away by the wrists and stepped back.

"Y/n..."

"You have 10 minutes to explain." You sniffled. "And then I'm kicking you out for being a dirty, lying, unfaithful asshat!"

"No! No, nonono, I wasn't unfaithful nothing ever happened I swear. On my life, my brothers life, my mother, father, cat, on everything important to me I swear to you that nothing happened between me and Darcy." He pleaded, "When you guys got to the party I was just hanging out in my room, watching videos, you know how it is. Darcy had knocked on my door and I- I went to open it and she just walked in like she owned the place. It was gross she was acting like we're super close and she was all flirty and it-

"Either way, she was trying to be all handsy and I had pushed her off and stepped out and that when you came up the stairs. She just came out after me and I knew it looked so bad and I didn't know what to say and-"

Were his eyes glossing over?

"Look, look at my texts with her and- and you can see that there really isnt anything going on and I swear you're the only person I want. I don't even have her number saved in my phone, Y/n, she's nothing to me."

You snatched his phone, scrolling through countless texts of Lutz being so irreversibly angry and distraught while Darcy simply defended her actions. You checked her number, it was really Darcy, and you felt fat tears roll down your cheeks.

"Oh my god you're telling the truth." You sobbed as you launched forwards into his chest.

He smelled a little woody and his shirt still smelled like laundry detergent and yeah there was an underlying hint of alcohol but it wasn't nearly as strong as it was the day you became his project partner. You melted into him as he rubbed his (rather large) hands over your back, calloused fingers wrapping around your arm as he brought you closer and closer to him and if it weren't literally impossible you thought you might have ended up merging with him. He kissed the crown of your head, muttering words of reassurance and affection. 

Lifting your head up, he wiped the tears away from your face and brushed your hair behind your ears. He gently caressed your cheeks, letting his fingers dance over every detail of your cheek and jaw before shakily bringing himself closer and closer to you until his lips met yours and you melted into each other with so much passion and affection you thought you might drown

"I think I'm in love with you."

✧ navigation.

[ratsoh-writes]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Here’s what the dudes are doing this day!

Sans: he’s been recruited by toriel to join the kids trick or treat pack. Sans is in charge of the 13 year olds. And he’s going as a bread winner. He’s in his normal outfit but he has a medal around his neck and he’s carrying a loaf of French bread lol.

Papyrus: he’s going to the massive costume party in ebotts city center of course!! Papyrus winds up horrified as once again he and sparks have the same costume. They both went as Mikey from the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

Star: because he took the Halloween shift last year, Star gets to be police officer job free this Halloween! He’s going all out dressed as the transformer bumblebee. He gets absolutely wasted trying to challenge papyrus to a drinking contest with sparks and passes out on a table.

Honey: pumpkin spice season hit hard this year. He baked his heart out this year and is now having a nice peaceful evening eating pumpkin muffins and passing out candy to trick or treaters with basil oak and rust. He’s dressed up as Romeo from Romeo and Juliet this year!

Red: he’s been dragged off to the party by orion this year. Red almost didn’t dress up, but to his horror, his friend had a spare outfit for him lol. Red is dressed as Morticia Adams. The perfect match to orions Gomez adams. 

Edge: he too has been dragged away to the party by the scarily manipulative duo of pepper and sugar. Edge came prepared though. He’s dressed this year in a lovely suit, fake gun and spy tools. He makes a handsome James Bond. Edge is taking his job as designated driver very seriously.

Mal: he’s with the old lady squad of course~ and this year they once again coordinated outfits. They decided on the classic witch costume. Mals is purple and black of course with a corset, and lots of lovely gold accessories. He knows he looks good. He wine and lord spend time egging on drunk monsters at the party into fights for the laughs.

Cash: he makes a lovely Bubbles (powerpuff girls) this year! Cash is running around with bruiser and cricket planning their next heist. They’ve secretly hidden fireworks in the pumpkin decorations on the tops of the buildings at the party. The trouble trio have them rigged to go off all at the same time

Oak: this year he looks positively adorable in his dinosaur onesie. His coworker called him old like one and oak decided to roll with it. He’s stayed behind this year to chill with honey rust and basil. They had a baking spree and are enjoying nightmare before Christmas as trick or treaters come to the door.

Willow: he’s entered in a bake off this year as part of the Halloween party! Asgore himself will be judging. Noir came with willow for moral support, and the two brought willows beautiful braided pumpkin, date and dried apple pie. He’s a nervous wreck right now waiting for the results. He’s dressed as an angel chef with his white chefs coat, a cute little pair of wings, and a halo instead of his chefs hat.

Charm: he too has entered the baking contest, but charm knows that he won’t win. The cake he has decorated as a beheaded lions head won’t go down well with Asgore who prefers the cute cakes. But butch get him 20G if he made Asgore turn green and by the stars, charm will find a way to win that. Charm is dressed as a slutty hunter this year with a fake rifle, tartan crop top, and the tiniest cargo shorts ever.

Sugar: he’s with pepper and edge tearing it up on the dance floor. Winnie is with her grandmother for the night and sugar is more than happy to take this holiday off. He already took his daughter trick or treating at the trunk or treat her school put together for the little kids that afternoon. So he’s set. He’s dressed as a disco dancer this year and he’s really playing the part

Lord: of course wine and mal always like coordinating outfits, so lord is also a witch this year. His costume is mostly black with some red details, and copper colored jewelry from mal. Lord is a little tipsy at the party and is having fun starting drama with his buddies. They need to be stopped.

Mutt: he’s in black and white stripes dressed as a prisoner, and little freeloader is the perfect matching partner for this. Mutt has only one thing on his mind, to pick up cuties. And with the adorable raccoon on his shoulder, it won’t be hard. However he thinks he sees a familiar face on the roof…

Wine: he of course is a witch alongside lord and mal. His costume is mostly black with some gold details, and silver jewelry of course. Can’t have too much gold. Wine is on alert this party. Coffee warned him about a loud prank coming up so he’s keeping an eye out just in case

Coffee: he already had a game plan to hide away with slim. Coffee has his switch ready and several games to pick from. However he stumbles on the trouble trios prank by accident and has to warn wine first. Lord will freak if the fireworks go off with no warning. He’s dressed as a circus performer this year. Coffee likes the jewel tones

Pluto: he’s with sans trying his best to herd 13 year olds. It’s a thankless job made harder by the fact that a few of the tall girls are fighting over using Pluto as a prop for their costumes. And sans is no help. He thinks it’s hilarious. Pluto is dressed as a fluffy white cat this year. He looks adorable

Jupiter: he’s at the party of course!! Jupiter is on the dance floor with lilac. They’ve challenged some dance monsters to a battle and are loosing terribly. He doesn’t really mind though. Jupiter is dressed as zeus this year. He’s loving the toga

Pop: he initially went to the party, but after about an hour, the crowd became too much and he doubled back home. While walking, pop saw a flock of crows that were weirdly active for so late and decided to follow them. The crows led him to a clearing in a seemingly abandoned part of the city where he found a large pile of shiny mixed coins in a circle of mushrooms on the pavement. He pocketed the coins and picked a few of the cool looking mushrooms. But he can’t help but to feel like he’s being watched now. For how costume pop is dressed as Peter Pan this year!

Rhythm: with his leg all healed up, rhythm feels confident enough to dance his heart away, and that’s exactly what he’s doing. He even came alone to the party intending to just have a good time with no distractions. And he does. Rhythm has an amazing night with several different dance partners, he tries some lovely baking, and winds up going home with a cute human for an after party. His costume this year is pretty simple. He’s dressed as a vampire with a cloak and some simple dress pants and shirt. He wanted a costume he could move around in easily.

G: he wasn’t in much of a party mood, but green insisted and all but dragged G out of the house. G winds up spending the night hiding away with coffee and slim on the outskirts of the party. Slim brought a switch and some extra controllers and the three are playing Mario cart lol. G is dressed up as a mad scientist this year. Not very original but he wasn’t expecting to come either anyways.

Green: worried about his brothers flipping moods lately, green basically drags him to the Halloween party. He wasn’t planning to go himself, hoping for a quiet evening of cards with some of the other doctors at his hospital, but desperate times call for desperate measures. When green sees G slip off with friends, he does the same and happily joins boss. He’s dressed as Cruella deville this year.

Peaches: he’s hanging out with cider and barley this year and is having a great time at their drinks stand. It’s the first year peaches hasn’t run his own food truck so he isn’t really sure what to do at the party. He’s dressed up as a pumpkin this year to everyone’s amusement

Rancher: he’s on the dance floor bench pressing two other golem monsters. He’d bench press humans too, but he’s had a bit too much to drink and isn’t sure he’d be able to touch one without being too rough lol. Rancher is dressed up as Hercules this year, and he’s really playing the part

Snipe: sadly duty calls. As Asgore is the royal in charge of this party, snipe will be working full time. However his boss did at least have the guards dress up as stormtroopers. He’s kinda digging it

Bruiser: cricket and cash set up the fireworks while he did his guard shift. Like all the others, bruiser looks great in his stormtrooper outfit. He slips away during his break to check on the prank but runs into mutt on the roof. The fight afterwards nearly gets them caught

Ace: he is also on active duty this year. Aces job is to scan for bombs and gunners. Since he’s undercover, he gets his own costume. And he figured a ninja would be perfect for the role lol. Dressed as Naruto to slims delight, ace breaks up two fights, finds a thankfully fake pipe bomb, and discovers the fireworks on the roof. He lets those slide though since bruiser already told him what they were for

Slim: for once he doesn’t have to play security. Slim hates parties and knows he’s gonna be forced to go, so why not make the most of it. He and coffee plan ahead and both bring their switches so they can play Mario cart in the alleyway away from bossy brothers. Slim is dressed as sasuske from Naruto this year to match ace.

Butch: unfortunately for him, he too is on duty as empress is opening the first dance of the party. He’s part of her court so it means he can be called as her personal guard if she wishes. Alongside another guard, empress picked out two wicked looking knights in dark armor costumes. Butch looks hella scary.

Boss: he also has a rare break this holiday, and he’s making the most of it! Boss winds up being joined by green and they make their way around the city block saying hello to friends and acquaintances. He’s looking real nice dressed up as the winter soldier this year. Boss likes the face mask

Rust: he wanted an easy drama free day, and he really feels like a genius for crashing honey basil and oaks “party”. Rust brought mozzarella sticks so he was welcomed with open arms. He’s also in a onesie, except his is a tiger. He and oak think it’s a funny coincidence

Noir: willow has been stressing about his pie for days, so noir came with him to the party for emotional support. Also he really wants a slice. The pie looks divine lol. Noir loves using his cane as part of the costume, so he’s in an old English gentleman’s outfit right now. He looks really good.

Lilac: he went with Jupiter intending to dance a bit, and wound up getting absolutely plastered and challenging all these dance monsters to battles. Lilac is having the time of his life right now, and he knows he’s gonna be hurting in the morning. Worth it. He’s dressed as willy wonka this year and has candy in all his pockets to give to other drunk partiers.

Basil: he and honey planned together to have a chill Halloween. They baked like madmen the day before and are now reaping the rewards. Basil looks pretty cute in his jolly green giant costume and loves the kids reactions whenever they ring the doorbell

Gears: he’s with quill and both the tiny monsters are using their baby eyes to get free samples of everything. Gears even got a free bunt cake from one smitten monster lol. He’s having a great time right now and will be sad to leave. Gears is dressed up in a charming sun costume. The warm colors really bring out the glow in his chestnut brown eyes.

Compass: he’s running fast away from the pack of crows chasing him through the alleyways. The circle he’s been steering monsters away from had been disturbed and compass is scared the birds will make off with everyone’s wallets. If he can lead them away maybe the night won’t get ruined. He’s dressed in cameo and fake leaves to make a military uniform.

Lush: he started the day with sparks but ended it with salt. Both lush and salt are tag team flirting with these three monsters dressed as the Harry Potter trio. And it seems like they’re having some success. Maybe this night won’t be so bad after all. Lushs costume, a devil, looks great with his magic color.

Pepper: sugar has been looking forward to this all night, so pepper makes sure to drag edge along so he can really party with his friend. Dressed as a flapper, pepper is looking fine as heck and loving life on the dance floor

Sparks: to his horror, once again he’s matching with papyrus. They both had dressed up as Mikey from the teenage ninja turtles. Sparks accidentally ditches lush on the dance floor to try and beat paps in a drinking contest with star. It doesn’t go well

Salt: he left with lush as soon as sparks and papyrus started screeching at each other lol. Salt knows he’ll be fine there and he’s really in the mood to just find some cuties for the night. Lush makes a great wingman. Salt needs that considering he decided to be Winnie the Pooh this year. Not exactly the most attractive lol.

Orion: dressed as Gomez adams, he accidentally bought the couples outfit and had a Morticia outfit as well. But orion knows just the guy who will fit it! Poor poor red

Atlas: he was so relieved to see bruiser after being saddled with his boring fellow math professors all night. Of course bruiser is fist fighting mutt, but still better than talking formulas. How lame. Atlas breaks them up and helps them escape before the other guards can investigate. Dressed as black widow, he blends in with the dark well enough to get away

Cider: his family business is providing drinks this party so he’s hard at work making the alcohol! Peaches is welcome company as cider slaves away. He went for a rather simple pirate costume this year. He didn’t have much time to do anything better.

Barley: he’s the bartender of his family’s drink stand! Barley is dressed as a lavish looking pirate wench and is enjoying all the attention it brings. He keeps sending longing looks to mettatons concert though

Quill: he stuck to gears side all night and with him, has been using their baby eyes to get free stuff. Quill looks absolutely adorable in his moon costume, the light blue really bringing out the brightness of his silver eyes. He even got a free stuffy from a smitten monster.

Crow: this is no holiday for him. Crow had spent the last two days setting up the music concert for mettaton at the dance floor. And now he’s at the party keeping a close eye on the workers so everything can run smoothly. His uniform, a jesters outfit is a good costume.

Ram: this year he’s opted to join the sea monsters at sea shores boardwalk Halloween party. He sticks close to moose and fisher and has fun chatting at the stand. One of pitch’s sheepdogs has joined ram to match his scarecrow costume for the night.

Pitch: surprising no one, he stayed home to read and enjoy the nice night weather. However all the crows in the sky is unusual. Pitch looks up for only a moment before shrugging and going back to his book. Dante’s inferno is a great read. No costume for him

Moose: he joined fisher at his tarot reading stand at the boardwalk and is having fun chatting with people and enjoying the festivals treats. A few of how regular hikers recognize moose in his werewolf costume somehow and asked for pictures.

Maple: he’s also at seashore! He’s running around checking out every art stall ever!! Maple is taking close notes because he intends to enter some of his carvings in the echo festival. He’s in it to win it! His lanky figure is perfect for his tree giant costume!

Fisher: he has a tarot reading stand like every year, and is dressed as a fortune teller this year. Fisher put his soul into making that costume and loves it dearly. His stand is popular as ever.

Jasper: he helps every year with setting up the haunted boardwalk! Jasper is the chainsaw guy at the end this year and is taking his job very seriously. His ski mask had to be taped on his face lol.

Finn: after he joined his troop for the trick or treat pack, finn found himself with a little free time. He tentatively joins sails in exploring the haunted boardwalk. Poor finn nearly fainted when Jasper chases them with the chainsaw. Finn really suits his buzz light year costume!

Sails: when his bro came home early, sails knew it would be his duty to scare the soul out of Finn. The monsters of seashore really went all out with the haunted boardwalk this year. So sails merrily strong arms his older brother into going with him lol. His lazy Ariel costume makes a lot of monsters laugh. He taped two seashells to a skin colored shirt and is wearing green sequin leggings. Where he got those no one knows

Hook: of course his first stop at the boardwalk Halloween festival his fishers stand. Hook spends some time talking his favorite land living monster before rejoining his crew at the festival. He has a great time watching captain suffer through karaoke. Hook is dressed as the Mona Lisa this year to everyone’s amusement

Captain: his crew partied hard on holidays and it’s his duty to make sure they don’t wreck havoc on seashore. If that means suffering through two hours of bad karaoke then so be it. Captain will never admit he likes singing jack skeletons lament. One of his crew mates actually got him a costume this year, so captain grudgingly spend Halloween dressed as king trident.

[solestbrillant]

Mikey sighed, annoyed.

He had wanted to wear a trio Halloween costume with his two best friends in the world for years, and this was finally the time. They got their costumes and everything, but there he was, alone, because Pah-chin at the last minute went to Mori-chan's party, and Baji, who the moment they got there, flew away to make out with Kazutora.

And it was okay, really, Mikey didn't mind being alone, he was charming and handsome, but he need a moment to get into character, considering he expected to spend the night taking a few pictures, dancing a little and getting shitfaced with Baji.

He went to the kitchen and grabbed a beer. He despised it, but being alone meant no one was there to make him a fancy colourful drink that tasted too sweet to perceive the alcohol. He didn't know how and didn't want to learn. Princess treatment only.

He opened it and sipped a bit, thinking gaining liquid courage was faster than setting his mind to be sociable and go to talk to people.

"You look like you wish you were drinking somehig else" he heard from his right. He looked, and then he had to look up, up, until he saw a gorgeous face. Dark eyes, small smile, blond hair and shaved sides showing a dragon tattoo on his skull.

"Would you like me to make you something? I think there's cranberry juice around here."

"Yes, please" he said, and he didn't mean to sound that breathless. "The sweeter, the better."

The boy started working around, and Mikey felt confident already.

"So, what's your costume about?"

"Oh, no, isn't it obvious? I'm Frankenstein's monster. Dr. Frankenstein is around there, making out with the house's owner."

"Ow, so you were dumped" Mikey pitied. Frankenstein's monster offered him the drink, straw and everything, and Mikey accepted, grinning. "I was dumped too, mine's making out with the werewolf there." They both looked, and could see Kazutora's hand under the red skirt Baji was wearing.

"Maybe we should make out, too" he said, looking up between his eyelashes, sipping from the straw. He saw how his cheeks blushed and looked away ignoring the comment.

"What is your costume about" he asked instead.

"I know you thought it was slutty Cinderella, but I'm Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls."

"That explains the ponytails."

"Yeah, but I feel like it doesn't make sense by myself? Baji is actually Blossom."

"Oh, so he isn't slutty Little Red Riding Hood."

Mikey laughed.

"Yeah, and Buttercup didn't even make it because he went to another party?" Mikey complained.

"Was he wearing a costume like yours?"

"If you're asking if he looked 'slutty', well, he was wearing pants, at least, and a wig. That's why it was important to be together, but fuck it, I guess. This is the last year I try to have a trio costume with them, I swear."

The boy nodded sympathetically, smiling.

"So, tell. Are you single?"

"M-me? I mean, yes, yes, I'm single" he babbled.

"I was serious about the making out. Do you want to?"

"Hell, yeah" he sighed, pink in the face.

Mikey smirked.

"I can do some other things. Would you like to know?"

"Yes, please" he pleaded, and wow, this was gonna be funnier than he thought.

"Okay, let's find a quieter place."

"Uh, I'm Draken, by the way."

"I know." Mikey said. "Are you joking? Tall, so fucking sexy, a dragon on your skull? Of course I knew. Well, I'm Mikey. You know, so you can moan my name" he chirped cheekily.

ㅡHalloween Party 🍂🎃👻🍬

[xlounzrhot]

What's your top 10 clowns?

🤔The real question is who are the other top million? 🤣I won't give you my top 10😔 but I will give you my top 18😮 In no particular order because they're all awesome!😎

(All fictional because most of the images of irl clowns in my hardrive have no source and therefore no names.)

Chahut Maenad (Hiveswap) Clown Mommy Dommy

Art The Clown (Terrifier) Ideal murder clown

Joker (The Batman 2004) Sexy feral clown boy

Gamzee Makara (Homestuck) Sexy traumatized clown boy

Marvus Xoloto (Hiveswap) Sexy infohazard clown whore

Karako Pierot (Hiveswap) Adorable feral clown boy

Rainbow The Clown/Mr. Mime (The Powerpuff Girls) Ur angle 😇 or ur devil 😈

Juggo The Clown (Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja) Friend shaped fool

Popee The Performer (Popee The Circus Performer) Soft murder clown gender

Pennywise (IT) Daddy

Giggles The Slutty Clown (Warren_Aeolus) Cis-Het Harley Quinn AU

The Mime (Animaniacs) God, I want give this man a hug and a kiss so bad!

Kurloz Makara (Homestuck) Gaslights you into thinking he's gaslighting you.

Zeebo (Are You Afraid Of The Dark?) "What do I look like, some kinda clown?"

Rudy (Killer Klowns From Outerspace) Clown Whore 2: Astral Whore

Beppi The Clown (Cuphead) Kid's are afraid of this guy.

Tyler The Hotdog Juggler (Hiveswap) Attention seeking behavior/Pale quadrant slut

Blair The Balloonist (Amphibia) Standard clown/I kin this motherfucker so hard

And that's only a few of them 🤡

[vgilantee]

YES CHAD, ETHAN AND YOU AS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS I NEED IT.

ANNELIESE AND ERIKA ARE THE CHARACTERS FROM PRINCESS AND THE PAUPER

my favourite throuple in the best trio costume. chad cuts ethan's shirt so that it's basically a glorified bra, and then he does that thing that all of us who went to schools with uniforms did where he rolls the waistband to make the skirt shorter

YES THOSE BITCHES!! ETHAN AND Y/N AS SLUTTY ANNELIESE AND ERIKA

[thenonbinarydetective]

Alright so who had angry black women trope for Buttercup on their CW Powerpuff Girls Bingo card?

[shyoongift]

missed me?

[pissjesus]

Since the ask requested Gorillaz as well:

Murdoc’s go-to would be a vampire since that’s basically his wardrobe already, but if they’re going to an event I think he’d switch it up and do different iconic vampires i.e. Brahm Stoker’s Dracula, Bela Lugosi’s Dracula, Nosferatu, etc. Either that or he’d pick a costume that’s slutty and distasteful, like a sexy nun

Noodle wants a costume that would make her the center of attention since it is her birthday, so she’d not only want to do something different every year, but be the best every year. Even if it’s something generic like a witch, she’s going put all the other basic witches to shame

2d would have his Halloween costume in mind all year, but he’d keep changing his mind up until the last minute and he’d end up being a zombie again. When he finally gets it together though, I think he’d do something like David Bowie or an iconic horror villain

Russel has tried to coordinate a duo costume with 2d in the past but every time 2d forgets to make his or he does something different at the last minute so Russ has given up on that. I think he’d make an absolutely killer Candyman or Leatherface though

Perhaps on one or two occasions they manage to put their 6 collective brain cells together and do a group costume like the Wizard of Oz, Ghostbusters, or the Powerpuff Girls and Mojo Jojo (you decide who’s who)

[anauro]

I really said slutty powerpuff girls but make regulus the sluttiest

(don't even ask me how many time it took... it's irrelevant, these 3 were in my mind 24/7 for the past few days.....I needed to do something....)

Ola, my dude.

This is exactly what I imagined Reg wearing.

E x a c t l y.

I love this so much, slut Regulus is the truest of all Reguli ♥️

And I’ll dress Dorcas and Marlene like that that too 🌸🦋

[femmesandhoney]

i don’t know if you grew up watching the powerpuff girls, but the cw’s live action script got leaked and i want to castrate every male in hollywood. why did the cw see a children’s cartoon where the main characters are 5 year old girls in kindergarten and immediately decide to sexualize them?? it’s honest to god disturbing. the girls are having constant sex scenes, drug use, and they made one black for diversity points but made her character into the angry slutty black woman stereotype. they made the professor into a shitty dad even though he loved the girls and always tried his best to care for them. they changed mojo jojo from a monkey who became evil from a bad reaction to chemical x into some incel elon musk type. the dialogue is a bunch of dated references basically like “how do you do fellow kids” which makes riverdale sound oscar worthy. how does hollywood get all of that from a 90s children’s cartoon about 5 year old girls who are superheros? no one asked for this to happen in the first place. cw’s powerpuff girls, euphoria, riverdale, probably more tbh are all some 40 year old mans masturbation fantasy of what teenage girls and very young adult women are like. this is such a long and unnecessary rant, but i am truly disgusted by this. society has gone so far down hill i don’t know if we can ever recover from this gross mess. i mean what’s next a rugrats live action where angelica does porn and tommy is a raging alcoholic after a divorce. write a gross and awful script and it’s green lit. this makes me so angry i hate men and i hate how hollywood and society has normalized all of this stuff. it’s disturbing.

i just find it disturbing that you're literally hitting the issue on the nose and grown men keep sexualizing things for or about literal children. I watched the show as a kid, but i was born watching reruns I don't think it was still going when I was old enough to watch kids tv. but i was around to play pretend on the playground with these characters and fighting about who got to be blossom. i will always find it weird when adult men look at shit like that and go damn these kids should be grown up and going clubbing. sorry they ruined it anon :(

[femalechibiblogger]

5 Anime Series with Weird Plots

1. Akikan!

Plot: Akikan (”Empty Can”) is the unlikely story of high school boy Kakeru Daichi, whose can of melon soda magically transforms into a human girl. More "akikan" girls begin appearing, each of them needing to be infused with carbon dioxide from their respective drink types to survive. The akikans were created as part of the 'Akikan Elect' to determine whether steel cans or aluminium cans are superior. The akikans must battle each other until only the strongest type is left standing.

This series doesn’t really make much sense. I mean...humanized, fizzy drink girls fighting to prove if steel or aluminum drink cans are superior? And it’s all part of a military experiment run by a gay guy and a strict secretary whose name is always mispronounced? While there are anime series about magical girls and a normal guy who gets involved with them, which is not unusual at all in the world of anime. But at least give it a storyline that actually makes sense!

It’s like they just came up with something random that could be used to advertise carbonated drinks. What better way to do that than to make fizzy fruit drinks into sexy, battle girls!

2. Asobi Asobase

Plot: The series centers on Hanako, Olivia and Kasumi, second year students at an all-girl middle school and the only three members of the Pastimers Club, a not officially recognized club. The club has very ambiguous goals, usually consisting of whatever so-called "pastimes" the girls happen to think up.

While this series does have its good moments, and has some clever jokes...the odd visuals, outrageous episode plots, and out-of-this-world facial expressions are what make it very, very strange. It’s basically one of those shows that is weird but good at the same time, depending on what you like.

If a Pastimers Club were to exist in real life...it would probably be something like this.

3. Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

Plot: The show revolves around the exploits of the Anarchy sisters, Panty and Stocking, angels who were kicked out of Heaven due to their bad behavior. They are sent to Daten City, a place on the border between Heaven and Hell, which is besieged by evil spirits referred to as "Ghosts". The sisters take refuge under the care of the reverend Garterbelt; under his watchful eyes, the sisters are tasked with using their ability to transform their lingerie into weapons, and using them to destroy malicious Ghosts. By doing so, the sisters earn "Heaven Coins" with which they intend to one day use to buy their way back into Heaven. However, Panty and Stocking are constantly sidetracked by their respective interests in men and sugary sweets.

The series is, by far, a very weird one. I mean...two fallen angels who turn their lingerie into weapons to fight evil ghosts, an afro priest with an interest in boys, a nerdy guy with a crush on the slutty sister, and a dog who looks like a knock-off of ‘Gir’ from Invader Zim? Just when you think it couldn’t get any stranger. 

While I admit, the show does have its serious moments...but it still goes pretty overboard with adult jokes and visualizations. No wonder these girls were banished from Heaven.

4. Powerpuff Girls Z

Plot: It takes place in Tokyo City (New Townsville in English dub) where Professor Utonium and his son, Ken Kitazawa and his toy dog, Peach were busy working on Chemical X, a powerful chemical substance but when they decided to have a tea break, Peach accidentally dropped a daifuku to a vat of Chemical X and the vat magically transforms to Chemical Z, a whole new form of the original powerful substance. However, when the Professor, Ken and Peach were discovering Chemical Z, a sudden climate change happened where several countries around the world were having an instant weather calamity so Ken used a beam ray attached to the vat of Chemical Z and blasts Chemical Z on one of the main icebergs in the Tokyo City bay and the impact of Chemical Z from the iceberg causes several black and white rays of light to appear in the skies above it.Then, three ordinary 13-year-old girls, Momoko Akatsutsumi, Miyako Gōtokuji, and Kaoru Matsubara, were engulfed in separate rays of white light and transforms them into Hyper Blossom, Rolling Bubbles, and Powered Buttercup, the heroines of justice, the Powerpuff Girls Z and Peach was also engulfed in a separate ray of white light transforming to a toy dog who can speak and calls the girls to transform into the Powerpuff Girls Z and then, numerous rays of black light engulfed several people, animals, objects and transforms them into evil monsters who wants to take over Tokyo City, so the Powerpuff Girls Z must protect the city thanks to the Professor, Ken, Mayor Mayer and his assistant, Ms. Bellum and uses their respective weapons like Blossom's yo-yo, Bubbles' bubble rod and Buttercup's hammer from evil monsters like Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins, Princess Himeko, Sedusa, the Gangreen Gang, the Amoeba Boys and numerous monsters to defeat them.

Everyone knows that this Japanese remake can never replace the original Powerpuff Girls. While the series isn’t terrible, and does have its moments, it’s still strange to see Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup not being sisters or having Professor Utonium as their father. I think the only part of the story that I actually liked was how the villains became the villains. 

But hey...we can see that the studio tried to make it a bit like the original cartoon. But it’s like they say: You can’t beat the classics. 

5. Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Plot: In the year 300X, the entire world is under the tyrannical rule of the Maruhage Empire and their ruler Tsuru Tsurulina IV (Chrome Dome Empire and Baldy Bald the 4th in the English dub). His Hair Hunt troop captures innocent bystanders' hair, leaving the people victims of the Hair Hunt troop's head shaving and their villages in ruins. Standing against this evil regime is the heroic, but bizarre, rebel Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo who fights the Hair Hunt Troop with his powerful Hanage Shinken (Fist of the Nose Hair). His team consists of the normal teen girl Beauty, the smelly teen warrior Heppokomaru (Gasser) and the Hajike leader Don Patch (Poppa Rocks). Bo-bobo is on an exciting, gag-filled quest in which he uses his hair as a weapon in many locales to fight the forces of the Maruhage Empire as he gains other allies along the way.

I don’t even know where to start. While we all like having a full head of hair...one could have never imagined that there would be an anime about it. This series is obviously a comedy and isn’t meant to be dramatic or anything serious like that.

We all know that this show is meant to be weird on purpose. If you love shows that are random and don’t make sense...then this show is perfect for you.

[teacupballerina]

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MAYEST THINE ANCIENT HAND GUIDE THE FRESH MEAT THAT IS THE NEW RESURGENCE OF THE FANDOM

I DON’T DESERVE TO HERALD THIS GREAT AWAKENING, MY HANDS ARE STAINED WITH THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE SINS OF SHIPPING AKU WITH POWERPUFF GIRLS CHARACTERS

[yorksdreamjournal]

Dreamt that I was staying late at the college to do some extra work with a friend, but she fell out the 3rd story window and I turned into a bat and followed her. We found a dead body near the road and I guess my bat half wanted to eat it but my human half was smart enough to not tamper with it.

Suddenly I was married with 2 kids who I took fishing in a bog. My husband somehow lost his legs, and I a few of my fingers, but I still fashioned fishing rods out of sticks and string, then started snatching bugs out of the air and feeding them directly to the fish I would then grab . Unfortunately, there was a polar bear in the bog water and whatever I was standing on wasn’t very sturdy.

I was teleported before I was eaten, and wound up in a strop club where all the girls were dressed like slutty powerpuff girl villains. Mojo jojo let me touch her boobs.

[bg23rumors]

Oh 😯 didnt reconize the slutty version of the powerpuff girls my bad and its my favorite cartoon 😅

😂 you know these girls only like the slutty version of a cartoon.

[vgilantee]

yea but what if you n ethan dressed up as two of the powerpuff girls for a halloween party 🥰

you'd need chad to make it three YES I'M PUSHIGN THIS AGAIN

wait wait wati, what are those girlies named in the barbie princess and the pauper movie who were definitely gay for each other? slutty versions of those two, that's you and ethan. or velma and daphne.

yes i know i'm saying have a straight appearing couple as iconic non-canon-but-canon-in-our-hearts lesbian couples costume BUT author inserts themself into the reader, and ethan is bi, which means it's a pair of bisexuals looking sexy in skirts