#smack barm

[gougerre]

SHE SMACK ON MY BARM TILL MY PEY WET

[tipsynaga]

[skipppppy]

Galar characters having the same dialect as the irl places they’re based on is so real to me. Why did the anime make them American. This would be so much funnier

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 3: 1925 TRISTATE TORNADO (sky) VS SPHAGNUM MOSS (bog)

[jofiah]

I smack her barm and make her pey wet

[argentinelakeduck]

anyone else remember this video? i reencountered it a couple weeks ago and became enchanted by these powerful words yet again and felt compelled to stitch them.

[pvrrhadve]

she smack barms on my pea til im wet

[oswaldide]

she smack my barm til I pey wet

[28dayslater]

I'm in raptures

[georgebbwbush]

wigan kebab

[meyerlansky]

i don't think there is enough words on this planet to describe how deeply i am uncomfortable with this tea/coffee/milk knowledge and your preferences... as an individual, i am confused. as a human, i am morbidly curious. but (and more importantly) as a brit... i am eternally horrified..

okay listen i don't think we need to go over the uk's food crimes here

[starscreeam]

i was today years old when i learned diamant likes mushy peas as a dish :/

[denimdepression]

I cannot believe the Wigan Kebab video only has 600k views, it plays on repeat in my head

[scrumpyfan43]

Saw the smack barm pey wet video again and once again thought "yeah those do look tasty, if not delicately presented" so I went and made a tater tot sandwich with red wine vinegar (all out of malt vinegar) and. Holy moly this is actually really tasty, better than the tater tots on their own. A nice mix of crunchy fried potato with soft bread on the outside and soft potatoes on the inside, and the vinegar gives the needed acidity and extra moisture.

Peas would be a welcome addition, too, but I'm not going to go out of my way to get proper mushy peas.

[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

in honour of that post making the rounds again...