#smash or pass dnd

[smashorpassdndmonstermanual]

[dnd-smash-pass-vs]

On the left is the werewolf. I don't need explain what a werewolf is. It can be a wolf, a person, or a larger wolf person. Normal people, but with the constant undercurrent urge to go wild. Look, all the writers do is rant about "it could be evil or maybe not OR MAYBE SOMETIMES." because they, like me, know you know what this is.

On the right, we have the minotaur! Around 7-9 feet (2.1-2.7 m) tall, cunning with maps and traps and such, literally as strong as an ox, and has a blatant disrespect for authority! They're starting to lose the bloodthirsty and brutal influence of the demon lord who created them, but displays of power still seem to run in their blood just as strong. So it'll likely be rough!

[monstersmashorpass]

SMASH OR PASS: Mind Flayers

[Art credit: Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual 5th Edition, Wizards of the Coast]

Note from Mod Ghoul: Listen. We've all seen at least some hentai. We know where those tentacles are gonna go. ;) You can't deny it~

Please reblog for greater sample size, as per usual!

[charactersmashorpass-2]

"half-elf thief with daddy isues who sold his soul to a devil <3 whats not to love?"

[tilthedayidice]

Hey what’s up, welcome to my new bit:

Crit or Fail

It’s like smash or pass but for random dice I pull out of my tub, today’s pick:

Random duck d20 I got with an order, I don’t remember where he came from but he sits at my desk to keep me company

[oc-smashorpass]

he's sopping wet! he's pathetic! he's got the biggest dumpy Theros has ever seen! It's Hypnos, local alchemist and accidental arsonist. he does unethical experimentation and is married to his job but don't worry! if you land this little freak you'll always know you're still less important to him than his younger brother.

oc by @authoroflight !

art by @wwsans !

[cthulhu-cat]

I played a thrilling game of Smash or Pass: Drow Ver.. with @lawful-evil-novelist and here are my personal results:

Let's just forget the racism for now, my fellow ibliths

Jarlaxle - most likely Smash, but I'm paranoid he might leave me in the morning without saying anything, so we'd have to go on a date or two so I can gauge his interest and likelihood of him doing that

Kimmuriel - maybe Smash? I like him but he wouldn't like me, so we should go on a date or two so he can ease up and hopefully like me more. He will 100% hear the circus clown meme music playing on loop playing in my head on our date.

Rai'Guy - Pass. He naturally rubs me the wrong way and he's grumpy and not even in an amusing way to me personally.

Valas - Smash, I say as I immediately slam my hand on the buzzer that signals a Yes in this dating show I made up in my head.

Zaknafein - Smash. I get that he has a drinking problem and anger issues but I'm willing to look past that based on how much of a DILF he is.

Beniago - Smash. Seems one of the most friendly of Bregan D'aerthe and seems like a nice guy overall. He also seems entertaining without running the risk of being obnoxious like Jarlaxle.

Drizzt - respectful Pass. He's just not my type. He's a little too serious for my taste.

Gromph - possibly a Smash but he's on thin fucking ice. Probably one of the most insufferable but he's got that classy man appeal. He needs to take me on at least five dates and then I'll make my decision.

I left out some, ofc to make this fairly short. I invite @rukafais @kimmurielscryingmirror and anyone else they want to invite (if at all, I get some people have different sexualities and some do not wish to disclose publicly)

Please add more characters if you want

[r0tt13]

forgot i never posted these. enjoy

[hiscursedness]

I got the three horniest people I know to play Smash or Pass with D&D's Monster Manual.

I'm sorry. My cohosts aren't sorry, but they should be.

[smashorpassdndmonstermanual]

[dnd-smash-pass-vs]

On the left, the Gnoll! 7 foot hyena people with a dominance-focused culture! They might have a bit of instinctive bloodlust and drive to hunt, but they're passionate and big on family and super loyal!

On the right, Marilith! 20 ft (6.1 m) to the tip but usually "standing" at around 8 feet (2.4 m). Dominant, incredibly intelligent, the tail naturally grapples, and coordinated/aware enough with all those limbs to address attackers from every angle at once. Also, if the genitals are on the snake side, that means it'll have double cloacal extensions known as "hemipenes".

[businesscasualart]

2023: my new years goal…is to stop gatekeeping sm. I can totally share my shows and my little guys and even my pretty little guys with my friends <3 it’s fine

Halfway through 2023: I’m back to gatekeeping. My friends are pricks. I think I’ve been called “Whorelei” more than Lorelei this year.

[charactersmashorpass-2]

"The Prince of Demons, pinnacle of demonkind, the absolute apex of monster fucking. Actually has two distinct personalities, one per head, which are engaged in a cold war against each other. Has mated with multiple succubus queens. Hideous and hideously powerful. Probably has a hemipenis like a snake."

[sorcerous-caress]

WHICH IS MORE SMASHABLE?

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It's dragon.

It's always dragon.

[oc-smashorpass]

Pre and post reincarnation. A bard that loves writing loves songs and spending time in her magic mansion.

oc by @atom-bomb-baby !

art by @catbatart !

[iamthunderhearmehowl]

I. . . .share this here bc I can't share this on Instagram lol. I went out of my comfort zone with this one 🫣 uh shared it on the discord server he lives in and forgot to spoil it and people were not happy with that - so now I sit here and slightly hate it. It was an accident .

Anyways. . . .I've been feeling really insecure about his character on thr RP server and I just needed a pick me up 🥺.

It has me riddled with anxiety 🙃 it's a me problem, I'm sure.

I love him so much still. Sometimes I think about pulling him for a break tho.