#smol puppo

[charlieslowartsies]

I was like 'surely I have something to post' and I found a sleepy chief being pestered by the Night Lights...

altho it's been a few years I remember when Herbie was a smol puppo and he would make it his MISSION to escape my mom's watchful eye and venture across our house and up the stairs to find me, and promptly try to get on my bed to bother me. this was based on that lol

[acefaun]

Are you alright bestie? 💙

I'M SORRY, LOVES! 😓 I got lost in a Star Wars role play yesterday. I haven't role played in a hot minute and I forgot how wild it is to write a fanfic back and forth with someone. And then that friend added another friend and we were in this three way fanfic and I'm living for it right now.

My character's also a bad guy in the role play and I don't usually do that, but I'm LIVING for bad guys who are bad at being bad guys(Like Crow and Servillah. They're horrible at their jobs and I love them). She's just a cute elf-girl who's trying to be scary and catch a Jedi to impress her Master, Count Dooku. And it's not working out for her at all. But I'm giving her all the gold stars for doing her best. She's new. She's trying her hardest to be a Sith; she needs the credit she deserves.

And I've clearly been more obsessed with writing about our lovely Zodiac gods. So, the wacky part is always when I try to lowkey add a god husband to a role play and they're like "Who the heck-"

Any way... I have part 1 of a Zodiac Pirate fanfic I made for Mermay. There's no actual mermaids in it but... Um... Wanna see it? There's a part 2 that may or may not be finished before the end of Mermay. But it's in progress.

I sorry. 😣I come back. I'm good. Look at my puppo:

I can't take her home until after June 8th now, but she's tiny right now! 🥰 Ah, she looks like she's done something wrong in that picture though, just being pinned to the wall like a smol criminal.

So um... Yeah... An AU Zodiac Pirate fic. Yeah? 😅

[risingsol]

Headpats the smol Aether.

Even if he was here to pet the kitties, he was always down for a pat himself! Interesting that a puppo seemed to be petting him now, but stranger things have happened. He has some treats in his tiny pockets too.

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

Have a smol lil puppo sniff the big fat doe woman in HECK. Will she eat the puppy?

"An interesting offer, but I prefer my meat to be from something with a bit more heft to it. Something so small just isn't to my liking I'm afraid."

[exploring-with-blue]

She was very small once

[tinie-babie-bubs]

he babey

[burritozbaby]

Time to wake up mom!! 😴🐶⏰

[firnenfire]

Meet my newest boy, benji, based off of a miniature pinscher.

[imatouristhere]

Puppy Icarus pic dump 😍

[lucimorningstar812]

I might be exhausted and generally feeling meh, but getting a long cuddle from my puppo is one of the best feelings. He’s an idiot and stresses me out 90% of the time, but I’m so happy we got him and I can’t believe we’ve had him for nearly a year!

[unknowndisire]

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11 minutes of puppy cuteness. hope yous enjoy :) ❤

[creative-frequency]

Scenario: Puppy

You’re going to Lestallum to meet some relatives over the weekend. Sadly, you can’t take your new family member with you because the family has allergies. So, you decide to ask your dear boyfriend to be your

Noctis

The prince absolutely refuses to ask Ignis for help, saying: “I got this.”

Within the first two hours alone, the puppy eats his video game controller and pees on the floor, twice. No, he doesn’t have it. Noctis calls Ignis while desperately reading through your written notes and instructions on how to take care of her. His brows furrow more with each line. The heavy burden of responsibility makes him sweat nervously.

After the rocky start and some basic sense from his trusted advisor, Noctis and your precious bean get along really well. They play together a lot, though Noctis prefers to do it inside since the fear of an accidental escape is too much. Soon Noctis discovers the best thing about puppies is that they sleep a lot, so he can sleep a lot too. He has the whole weekend devoted to puppy-sitting duty, and by the time you get back, he is definitely overwhelmed by how much action and attention your pet needs.

Prompto

Prompto has some experience of taking care of dogs, so he is just ecstatic to have yours visit. He doesn’t even need any written instructions. What he lacks in knowledge, he makes up for in enthusiasm and search engine-using skills. He gets treats for her in advance – only the best with natural ingredients and high meat content. With Prompto you can expect constant updates via both public social media and text messages.

Prompto takes the puppy to explore the park. To have his hands free for the camera, he ties the leash around his waist. They dart around with the sounds of the camera shutter accompanying them and gaining some curious stares along the way. When you get back, he makes sure you get the best photos he took. And he probably has terabytes of photos of your dog. He is lowkey too ashamed to even show all of them to you.

Gladio

Poor doggy is going to be too exhausted to move a muscle while inside Gladio’s apartment. He will take her for long walks, which evidently is the best way to ensure his belongings stay free of teeth marks. It’s a hilarious sight when they walk together, since she is so small in comparison to him. The pair will attract ladies far and wide, only to disappoint them as Gladio informs who she belongs to.

Iris will come by to play with your dog and watch after her while Gladio attends to some obligatory errands. From the grocery store, he gets the biggest chewing bone he can find and has a good laugh when puppy furiously tries to bite into it.

Gladio is a trustworthy puppy-sitter as long as he has the time to devote to her, and occasionally looking after your dog suits him just fine. After all, she might become his too one day.

Ignis

Ignis will try to politely decline, but will give in relatively easily when you mention that puppy really has no other place to go while you’re away. Who could say no to those eyes? It’s time to roll the carpets from the floors and hide them.

Ignis follows your instructions to the letter. He will count the times she pees while on a walk and report to you. He will time her naps. Yes, he is just a little nervous to be responsible of your precious pet. After the first meal he serves to the puppy, he finds himself looking for dog food recipehs and you should be worried she will refuse to eat her normal food after a few days of sampling Ignis’s culinary expertise.

No matter how well trained the puppy is before you leave, she will be more obedient and attentive towards you after the weekend. Ignis only hopes his methods would work as well with people. Love, discipline and most importantly: good food.

[sugasweetsubs]

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[monmuses]

// *so im dogsitting and i fuckin love these two cuties

[partyinvalhalla]

BEHOLD THE SMOL BEAN

@lifesmeaning42

[ask-joeydrewstudios]

If Shawns so small, would he get a small dog so he can feel bigger then someone?

((i actually see him getting a medium or bigger dog most likely, but seeing him with like a yorkie or something is not out of the realm of possibility and also really funny oh my lord))