#snake variety

[kerwynlar]

✨This post is from a belly kink blog. If that’s not your thing please keep scrolling.✨

I was having Good Omens thoughts inspired by the ox scene. So I turned to ao3 and was not disappointed. Among other good stuff there was this fic.

And now I’m obsessed with the idea of Crowley turning into a snake and cuddling Aziraphale’s overfull belly. So…

Aziraphale leaned back in his seat, hands roaming his distended belly. He had unbuttoned his waistcoat some time ago and had miracled his shirt to stretch. But even with the addition of supernatural elasticity, it was pulling tight across his middle.

“Oh my.” Aziraphale’s voice was breathy, with a hint of the groan he was holding back. His stomach gave an unpleasant gurgle and he hiccuped. “Excuse me. I do believe I’ve eaten a bit too much.” Fortunately he knew just what would help him feel better.

Aziraphale looked up at where Crowley was sitting nearby, wine glass dangling from his long fingers and a laconic smile on his lips. Crowley’s sunglasses had been set aside hours ago and his yellow eyes were fixed on Aziraphale’s belly.

“Crowley,” Aziraphale said, drawing the demon’s attention up to his face, “would you do the thing?”

Crowley’s smile widened. “What thing, angel?”

Oh, he was playing dumb? Well, Aziraphale knew how to handle that too. He put on his sweetest pout and arched his back a little, pushing his rounded belly out. “You know,” he said with just a hint of a whine in his voice. “Help my tummy. It’s your fault I’m so very full.”

“My fault, eh?” Crowley stood, all serpentine grace, and sauntered over to join Aziraphale on the sofa.

“Yes,” Aziraphale pouted. “You tempted me.”

“Oh, I don’t know about that, angel.” Crowley placed his hand on Aziraphale’s swollen belly. “I think mossst of thisss was all you.”

Aziraphale managed to keep his smirk internal: the sibilance in Crowley’s voice indicated that he was about to get what he wanted.

Crowley began rubbing Aziraphale’s belly and it felt absolutely lovely.

“You’re ssssssso warm,” Crowley breathed.

Aziraphale luxuriated in the feeling of Crowley’s hands soothing the tightness and grumbling of his stomach for a few minutes, then ran his hand up Crowley’s arm.

“Wouldn’t you like to get closer, dear?” he asked quietly.

“Yesssss.” Crowley was already morphing: skin darkening to black scales, arms and legs disappearing into his sides. Aziraphale quickly unbuttoned and opened his shirt, baring the taut skin. 

And then a three-foot-long python was slithering up his side and onto his belly. The snake’s cool body encircled the rounded mass, and his movement and weight worked as an incredibly effective belly rub.

Aziraphale belched and excused himself, then let his head fall back as he enjoyed the feeling of Crowley on his belly. The massage of Crowley’s movements, the weight of the enormous amount of food inside him, the wine he had consumed (not nearly as much as Crowley, he’d been too busy eating, but it was having an effect all the same), all combined to lull him into a stupor. He belched again, and the tightness in his belly was noticeably reduced. Aziraphale groaned in pleasure and relief. “Thank you, my dear boy,” he mumbled sleepily. 

The snake stilled, but remained curled on his belly and Aziraphale stroked the smooth scales of his head for a few minutes before reaching over to pull a throw blanket over them both. He encircled Crowley in his arms and fell asleep.

[mockingjaysnakes]

HOLY SHIT, ANOTHER NEW TOM BLYTH MOVIE.

(i didn't expect this, i'm proud of him!)

PLAINCLOTHES, THE PLOT:

Set in the ’90s and inspired by true events, a working-class undercover officer is tasked with entrapping and apprehending gay men, only to find himself drawn to one of his targets.

[wamiandayne]

i wish i could explain myself. do you see the vision?

the ballad of songbirds and snakes (2023); "trial before pilate", jesus christ superstar

[paulftompkins]

SUNDAY MARCH 17th 7pm

LODGE ROOM LOS ANGELES

It’s time for Varietopia's annual St. Patrick’s Day special! Featuring traditional and modern Irish music, along with plenty of comedy and special guests! Come join us in person or watch it from home!

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[peridots-pixiwolf]

[Start ID. A digital drawing of Minos Prime from Ultrakill, who's wearing a strapless slit dress and sandals of the same deep purple. He faces towards and slightly to the right of the camera, his head is tilted further right. With one hand he gestures in a vague pointing motion, his arm folded and held close to his body. There is nothing in the background, but bracing himself on one arm, Minos is implied to be leaning against something about the height of a countertop. The background is a blank purplish black, save for three diagonal stripes in the colors of the bisexual flag. End ID]

Shading study that quite literally came to me in a dream two weeks ago, after this post apparently beamed itself into my mind

(also a few edits below the cut! they're very slight but whatever :])

[Start ID. Three different versions of the previous drawing. The first changes the tone of the lighting from blue to pink, and similarly the shading from pink to blue. The second replaces the faint black border with pink, purple and blue, syncing with the stripes in the background. The third combines both these changes. End ID]

[fisheito]

SCREMS my snautsticic child he is trying ok!!!!!! one tiny snake human hybrid built from the cave-ground-up, , attempting to learn all the implicit rules of humanness?! as if it isn't already tough enough out here!!!!

[pkmn-smashorpass]

The Galar starters were a group I was very disappointed with as a whole at first. Cinderace and that line has grown on me though. Grooky line is fine, just not for me. Intelleon I feel like I should love. Scales, long slender reptilian body, I should really love it. But it's mid for me. Like, when it comes around I'll hit smash, but it's right on the fence between smash and pass, just a little more smash. But I could not tell you why I don't love it. I should, but I don't. Intelleon would be the pokemon I give a booty call to when all the ones I really want to smash are busy. But it still gets the call at least.

- 🐍

I wasn’t gonna post this immediately but I have a RANT.

So, first off, I’m not opposed to furry-esque pokemon. Lucario and Zoroark are super cool! But I don’t like how all the starter pokemon that gen ended up being just Men With Jobs. I need OPTIONS. I need VARIETY.

Cinderace is lame to me cause there’s cooler bunny Pokémon and I don’t need a soccer player starter

Inteleon honestly feels like Nintendo is trying to recreate the attention Greninja got

Rillaboom is probably my favorite but I still wish it was more of a creature than a man

[bluestempigeons]

Btw do NOT ask me about how I feel about the normalization of morbidly obese reptiles I will scream

[snake-spotted]

ok folks im not seeing a lot of snake posts atm so im thinking of sometimes spotting other reptiles/things and doing the 'snake...spotted???' thing more like I did at the start. or would ppl rather I just stick to snakes and only snakes?

(oh also pls tag me/send asks of snakes if u find any it's v helpful ty)

[sheepcreature]

THE LAST TRACE OF STEELJAW IS HIM HOWLING HORRIBLY. WHAT THE FUCK

[denzartriste]

would you consider yourself a jewelry person? were you a jewelry person?

YES I AM JEWELRY PERSON!!!

I have this snake ring, which looks like a snake slithering around the band, on me at like all times. I actually have two because the other one was meant for a buddy but it didnt fit them, so i got to keep both :) I think it's either a bit cheap or that i've just worn one so much with so much fidgeting that it looks bronze now when it was originally closer to black. The goal it to one day have a million rings.

I also used to wear earrings but i need to re-pierce my ears because the hole is gone, sadly

I alsoooo like braclets. Necklaces too but i dont have any that are "go-to"'s, with bracelet there's one i've been wearing ever day for so many years i lost count. it's made of warn though so i dont know if that counts, but i also have a box of braclets i got for christmas in a pack but sadly those are mostly broken. I have a thick beaded one that i really like because it's heavy but i need to re-string it because it falls off my wrist easily now. i also vividly remember a necklace i wore for a week when i was younger with a sun trinket that came from a book, and that i got the book for the necklaces

[web-novel-polls]

Whoever submitted a link to a video of a sable with their submission to the Web Novel Animal Tournament, you are my hero. 100000/10, no notes. You have set the bar for future submissions /light-hearted

[itskeisy]

Watch Rachel Zegler and Halle Bailey’s Actors On Actors conversation

[paulftompkins]

Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with us, either in the same room or wherever you happen to be!

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[singthesongsofsin]

🐍🐍| Hellaina is a picky muse who's taken a year but I finally know what sort of snake she is!

Hellaina's snakes are a green tree python (Morelia viridis): they are a constrictor species who tend between five and seven feet when fully grown. The females tend to be a bit bigger and heavier than the male snakes, and this species is primarily arboreal.

She might not be venomous but that doesn't make her any less dangerous!

[synthaphone]

me out here like OOoo what if i did one of those really wild Carefully Designed animal crossing islands!!!

well it turns out that its hard as hell to balance:

theme (mine would be ‘rainbow’ so i want a a rainbow of villagers, and can potentially have up to 2-4 slots for bonus guys)

at least one of each personality type

only one each of the personalities i’m less fond of (lazy and jock- i liked them in previous games but they feel really one note in NH to me)

only villagers i really like

retaining some of my existing villagers that i’ve already formed an emotional attachment to

i’ve always wanted Astrid in my town so i keep trying to wedge Astrid into my plans somehow

and then i’m also like. considering how i’d decorate the space outside their houses, because i’d want that to match the rainbow too, and some of them are so difficult... keeping Snake to be the ‘pink’ representative feels like a mistake, because there’s so many villagers i’d have more fun building a pink themed yard around, but also. i love snake and if i gotta have a jock i rather it be either Snake or Bam.  I guess i could get rid of Snake, swap in Bam, and then put Flora in for pink and peppy... but i like Snake MORE than Bam!!!!

anyway this activity really feels like the epitome of ‘making up a new problem for myself’