Yelena: I can’t wait until your wedding.
Kate: So how did you two meet?
Nat: I tried to kill her and her brother, who is now dead.
Wanda: And I tried to kill her and her entire team, which is now broken up after they all tried to kill each other.
Kate: *blinks*
Yelena: Damn. How are we gonna fill the wedding guest list?
Wanda: *smiling* I’m going to invite the citizens of the town I enslaved.
Kate: tHE WHAT
331 notes
·
View notes
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO SUN AND MOON SHOW TIME HEHE
SPOILERS BELOWWW
Last image is just some goofy doodles because I brainrot about these goofy clowns hehehwhw
SCARED TO CONTINUE BUT EXCITED TO SEE MORE, HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO
541 notes
·
View notes
3 AM Turles sketch.
I think he’d be fun to chill with tbh once you get past the whole “evil” and “destroyed planets to achieve limitless power” thing
44 notes
·
View notes
the weird thing i've seen some people people do in the star wars fandom is insult people of the opposing viewpoint, not by providing evidence from the works themselves, but by throwing in real-world constructs/beliefs/events and then implying that these people support horrible things IRL because of their opinion on a fictional piece.
6 notes
·
View notes
nothing gets me giggling and kicking my feet more than phantom of the opera
12 notes
·
View notes
would u hate me if i dug up the first story i ever wrote circa 2013 about an all girls highschool but they were all based on candies and kitkat was some anime loving nerd and her best friend was lover girl hershy kiss and they watched anime together and cowtail was this huge strong cowgirl and ferrero rocher was some fancy bitch that faked an accent and the two types of smarties were both nerds who hated eachother and claimed they copied the other and milky way is a peppy space nerd whos in love with lemon head who was kinda mean but sweet and
4 notes
·
View notes
so apparently my mom Forgot i was nonbinary. which is so funny bc like. props to her for being like "wow i love my Male Son who dresses like a wood nymph princess yass slay etc" for several years i appreciate it
8 notes
·
View notes
me: i like to follow a few vegan recipe pages because i am slightly meat averse but also crave the texture/taste!
the vegans running the page: "i love making my own recipes instead of goring animals to death ♡ it feels so good not stealing organs from helpless animals ♡ i love to not butcher and torture animals ♡"
me: 😀 ?!?!
like chill the fuck out oh my god. i came here for tofu my guy
21 notes
·
View notes
Do you think bakugou would 100% wear colorful socks under all the black clothes he wears? I'm talking about the striped or polka-dotted bright socks🧦
LMFAOOOO this has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever been asked… but sadly, no I don’t think he does!!!
Growing up w/ parents in the fashion industry, I’m sure he just wore whatever they bought him… which was most likely your typical black or white crew sock. Even then probably, I see him more as a barefoot-when-he-can-be guy… so I’m sure the only socks he ever wears are w/ shoes, and at work that means boots sooo… not visible.
HOWEVER, if you happened to buy him some fun socks? Like w/ hearts or flames or flowers and whatnot? He’d absolutely wear them😌
29 notes
·
View notes
so Tobie I know you're on Vacation rn and you don't have to answer this but today I wore my big giant earrings to work today and flicked a coworker in the ear and he told me right away that it wasn't funny and I apologized and said "I'd let you flick me in the ear but I've got earrings in :D" so I stuck out my hand for him to pinch or something but he just looked away so I went back to what I was doing and next thing I know my GIANT. HEAVY. PAINFUL. earring was flicked VERY HARD and when I obviously made a sound of pain my boss sent me inside, then came in and asked me if I was okay, but every time I answered they shushed me??? literally they would go "are you okay?" "no my ear is bleeding-" "shhhhh I asked you if you were okay?" "no??my ear is bleeding?" "shh!!" ????? and then he apologized five hours later and my ear is still bleeding
oh my god??? wtf that sounds awful i’m so sorry darlin that’s the absolute worst. first of all ur coworker seems like a mean kinda guy and i hold my stance of wanting to fight him. i will make his ear bleed so hard they will call him vincent van gogh in the streets. anyway. also i’m so sorry about your ear i hope it heals quick and stops bleeding at the very least. that sucks so hard bug i’m so sorry man i wish there was something i could do to help you. gosh what a shit day. :(
10 notes
·
View notes
don’t reblog but learning just today that all my exes friends all prefer to hang and chill with me rather than them gasses me up so much and makes me feel so valid in leaving them
4 notes
·
View notes