someone quick gimme ideas on what kurloz would sign mitunas name as
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me: man, the status of my teeth is actually starting to actively scare me, with random little twinges of pain, i wonder if id be able to start just cranking out comms to get my wisdom teeth removed-- that seems like it'd be a cheap procedure considering you're SUPPOSED to get them out at some point in your life in like 80% of cases--
google: if you're uninsured, fuck you you're probably gonna need to pay like 700$ minimum PER TOOTH
me: ...GUESS I'LL LET EM ROT THEN
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wish o had uber money i dont wanna take the bus im gonna shit myself
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Anyway got pulled over and my car towed because ig my insurance lapsed so they unregistered my car
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i wonder what the biological explanation for being so angry you're about to puke is
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beat the ice and ghost gyms and the fairy star leader
also spent a good deal of time catching a majority of the Pokémon on the way
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deadass not paying attention at all in my class rn. i'm just waiting to drive 4 hours home from uni for thanksgiving break
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that bitch didnt want him but yknow who did... ME.........
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last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.
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Why does my blood sugar do this... I know I should be asleep rn, which is why it's dropping so much but like... now I can't go to sleep without eating something first... but I don't want to
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I'm so sad man like having no friends is definitely a hindrance in my life I have no one to tell me "hey there's this event that gonna happen you could try and sell your shit there" and i have no reason to fuckin stay at uni and talk to people so o just missed this huge opportunity lmao
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