#so i'm feeling a liiiiittle fucking down.

[non-un-topo]

Worrying I'm developing a case of senioritis, not in the screw-this-I'm-just-not-going-to-do-it way, but in the holy-shit-can-I-please-finally-just-be-done way

[dwaekkicidal]

Thoughts on daddy Jeongin?

wait why have i never thought about this…

warnings: gn!reader, exhibitionism, mean dom + brat taming on the last few paragraphs

posting this because the Changbin worship is taking me a little longer than I thought..

so im a firm believer that jeongin is STILL a menace to this day. like we all know he was a little shithead growing up, but i think the way skz spoils him just made that side of him come back out. especially with the video of him literally choking seungmin and nobody batting an eye (also him stopping the SECOND he saw the camera pointed at them??? yeah keep trying to put up that 'innocent' mask. i see through ur lies mfer), I genuinely don't think he's as innocent as they make him out to be lol

anywhooooo back to Daddy Jeongin..

I think in general Daddy Jeongin is sickly sweet with you even in public. He doesn’t hesitate to buy you items he sees you looking at for longer than a few seconds at a store or just random things he thinks you would like. He takes you out on dates when you least expect it and always has a little gift prepared for you for these dates. I also think he would LOVE to dress you up/pick out your outfits every day if you'd let him, and even more so for dates so you two can match.

"Today we're going to [insert restaurant]! I bought you a new outfit for it and everything~"

I think he's one to keep PDA to a minimum (besides hand holding). UNLESS you ask nicely or there is a person who is very obviously interested in you and is 'unaware' of your relationship. Then, Daddy Jeongin is going a liiiiittle unhinged. They want to play dumb? He'll play absolutely brainless. I'm talking straight up shoving a hand into your pants or up your shirt, grabbing a handful and making you squirm as the person watches. Will not hesitate to walk up to you and interrupt your conversation with that person just to shove his tongue down your throat <3

"I don't give a fuck if it made them uncomfortable. You're mine."

I think in bed Daddy Jeongin would be super inexperienced at first if you're his first lover. Shaky hands hesitantly trailing along your body along your body and soft but hungry hip thrusts for the first few times. But!!!! I'm a firm believer in Fast Learner!Skz so it won't take him long to learn your body and what you do or don't like. So much so that once he proves himself right time and time again, he starts to be a cocky little shit about it.

"I know it 's good. Daddy just knows you too well, baby. And I know *this* feels good too, right? Haha"

Daddy Jeongin definitely invites one (or more hehe) of his hyungs to fuck you open >< Allowing them to fuck any and all of your holes all while he controls the scene, the pace, and where they cum. I think the ego this would give him would be nuts… It would hover in the air around him for weeks, ESPECIALLY if it’s one of the guys that he respects/looks up to the most (I’m thinking Chris, Min, and maybe Seungmin).

"You're doing so good for us baby, you're taking Min so well. He's gonna keep fucking you nice and roughly and if you keep it up and maybe you'll get both of us."

I think he loves a brat (obviously at the right times) so he has an excuse to prove why he's the dominant one. I think he'd have 2 very similar ways of dealing with brats, I won't make a separate post about it like I did with Chris but I'll still explain some of it. The default way Daddy Jeongin deals with one is by being a huge brat back and matching your energy. You push his buttons, he pushes your buttons. You test his boundaries, he’ll test yours. Has a whole stubborn ass "anything you can do, I can do better" attitude and won't stop until you give up and submit first. Not afraid to edge both of your for hours if that's what it takes for you to fold.

"You ready to say sorry? Mmm that's too bad. I was looking forward to letting you cum tonight."

2nd way Daddy Jeongin deals with a brat is full Mean dom. You push the right wrong buttons at the right wrong times and he won't show any mercy. How can he when he learned how to be a mean dom from the best! (Seungmin) So when you talk back, have too much attitude, and/or any other way you manage to piss him off; you are getting a big hand wrapped tightly around your neck or long fingers shoved down your throat to shut you up. Edges both of you here too but will end up cumming inside you before you get to finish and threatens to leave you like that if you don't say sorry. OR will overstimulate you until you're actually sobbing and squirming so much that he threatens to tie you down.

"Maybe if you didn't act like a bitch I would be more willing to give you a break. Now shut up and take it." >.<

Daddy Jeongin who isn’t afraid to punish or discipline you in front of his hyungs. If you piss him off at practice he WILL make you kneel right then and there, in front of all the members and any staff, and will make you apologize. Tangles a hand in your hair, maybe even shoving a few fingers down your throat, and makes you grovel. Also I think if you catch him at the wrong time, he'll threaten to fuck you right then and there (and will actually go through with it depending on who is there and if he's actually mad enough).

“Aw.. you’re embarrassed they’re watching? Good, maybe you’ll learn your fucking lesson this time. Now apologize or I'll edge you on my dick for the next week.”

Continuing a little on that last paragraph, I think he would enjoy bringing in Seungmin (AND) or Minho to 'help' him tame you when you're a brat. It's definitely something that would have to be talked about with all parties, but if everyone agrees to it then you're in for some insane sessions. If you piss him off in the practice room and the people in there just so happen to be Seungmin and Minho, just know you're fucked <3

[findafight]

On the one-sided harringrove post- I feel it becomes infinitely funnier with bi steve. He likes men, just not Billy. Never Billy.

Oh yeah. When Billy fiiiirst comes to school with his music blaring Steve is head over heels for Nancy, so he might register that the guy with the Camaro and loud music has a good ass, but then billy opens his mouth and Steve is like "oh, no ass can make up for that personality." And continues with his life.

Just. Okay I like to project just a liiiiittle on Steve with him just. Not realizing his attraction to men isn't a straight thing. Like. Of course all straight people feel that way, you just kinda ignore it or don't do anything about it. So Steve is half way between being comfortable in his sexuality and being closeted to himself because buddy used Hawkeye Pierce as the blueprint of straightness.

So Billy is out here, wallowing in self hatred and internalized homophobia, hating Steve and wanting Steve and hating that he wants Steve and wishing Steve would pay attention to him enough for a hate fuck he can cry about later, and it's all very angsty. All the while Steve is just actually completely fine with thinking a dude is hot he's just got standards that include "not racist" "doesn't try to beat up kids" "hasn't made me blackout from head trauma"

Wait. Oh no. I feel an au coming on. Shit. Au where post S2 Robin hears piano coming from the band room after hours and is her curious self going "I must see who is this mysterious genius" and it's Steve. They get to talking and hanging out and all of a sudden Robin thinks they are actually good friends. Best friends. Somehow.

Cue them going to a band party together. Someone spikes their drinks with waayyyy more than they were expecting so they are blasted. Robin has to go pee but does not want to go alone so she drags Steve into the bathroom with her and makes him face away. He's like haha Woah you really had to pee. And she goes shut upppp and washes her hands but sits across from him. Steve smiles at her and gives her his speech about how amazing she is and how glad he is to be her friend (it is like March '85 so he is still not ready to get back out into dating yet). Robin tells him about Tammy. They sing. Someone slams the door open and kicks them out of the bathroom because there's a fuckin line.

They lay on the grass outside and look at the sky. Steve like. Caaaaasually mentions once having thought he was gonna marry Tommy when he was six and then realizing you just didn't do anything about those feelings and Robin's gotta shoot up going WHAT!! WHAAAT? Because it sounded like Steve coming out to her? Right after?? She came out to him??

And Steve is like yeah. Like you don't really have to? Easier to ignore it and flirt with girls who I like or think are hot. And poor Robin's brain is melting she's like please Steve I'm really drunk are you telling me you sometimes want to kiss boys? And he's like yes, obviously, everyone does. Just like everyone also wants to sometimes kiss girls. Except lesbians I guess who only want to kiss girls? And gay guys only want to kiss guy? Yeah that makes sense and straight people don't care but go for the opposite ya know?

Robin is like NO!! And calms down some and says "okay I'm telling you this because you are my friend and you just told me almost the same thing. Steve. I like girls and only like girls. That not a straight thing"

"yeah. You've said."

"but I am ninety nine percent positive that just because you like girls doesn't mean you're straight because you also like boys."

"what"

"yeah dude, I do not think this is a heterosexual experience you're describing. I'm not an expert but. Yeah.

"oh. Huh."

"yep."

"I definitely thought it was."

"your brain is so weird I'm still kind of obsessed with you."

"haha. Honestly I'm kind of obsessed with you. This is wild."

"well. At least I know you're stuck with me."

"ohhh nooooo whatever will I do with my best friend always around..."

ANYWAYS THE ACTUAL POINT OF THIS is not in fact the stobin. It's actually that

Sometime probably in may, when Steve is ready to be on the dating scene again, he gets with Eddie. Robin is happy for him but also so mad because he went from "probably shouldn't act gay even tho everyone feels a little gay sometimes" to "hey Robin what would you say if I said I got a boyfriend?" In less than two months. How does he have straight AND gay game. That's not fair.

Steddie getting together is a non event. Eddie is still like ewww sports and yet somehow he made out with Steve Harrington and the next day Steve asked if he wanted to get milkshakes and throw rocks into the quarry to see the splashes. Eddie must restrain himself from thinking it's a date because he knows it's not but it'd also be the perfect date (Eddie is a simple man)

At the end of the night steve kissed his cheek and says "I had a really great time..."

Eddie just blurted "hey do you want to be my boyfriend?"

To which Steve perks up like "yes! I'd like that!"

And Eddie didn't actually think he'd get that far so he was like "neat!! See you tomorrow!" before slamming the door in Steve's face.

So they're dating and Eddie disparages sports but Steve is like haha aw you don't like watching me play? Which is sooo mean to Eddie because obviously?? He likes?? Watching his boyfriend??? Run around in tiny shorts and sometimes shirtless?? He has to reevaluate some things he supposes.

All while this is happening Billy is still on his Greatest Homoerotic Rivals shtick with Steve. Eddie notices and is like to dude...what is with Billy? And Steve just sighs. Says Billy is weird and obsessed with him and glares all the time. It's a whole thing. Billy is pissed because what is Steve, his epic rival, doing hanging around some random band geek, his sister's bitchass friends, and maybe the local dealer.

Alright. Grad happens. Yay Steve! Poor Eddie. They go to some party , hang out with people, sell some drugs, etc. Billy is unfortunately also at this party, and is like. Lazer eyes boring into Steve's back. Very annoying. At some point, he sees Steve slip away and is like this is my chance so he follows him.

Howmever he comes across Steve, his epic and totally heterosexual rival, making out with Eddie the freak Munson.

And listen this is a scary thing to be caught inna town like Hawkins, but that's not the point of this post.

So Billy goes "what the hell?"

They turn around. Billy is still spluttering.

"what are you-why would you-- with him?!" He says.

Steve raises his eyebrows, alllll cocky confidence. He smirks a bit. Drawls. "Well, yeah. I like cock, billy. Just not yours."

Because the point of this post is that Steve is a bitch.

Thank you.

[decaffedthoughts]

Kinktober Fic 1

Kinks: corruption and dacryphilia

Other content: daddy kink (it's Chan, I have to), lingerie, and overstimulation

Gender neutral afab reader

980 words

Happy birthday Chaniel! I'm a liiiiittle late, but it's fine

Chan has been nothing but the sweetest man in the world in your entire relationship so far. It's kind of insane honestly, especially compared to the other guys you've been with or talked to. In the realm of the sexual it's even more clear, with how he checks on you constantly, something that probably hadn't even crossed the mind of those other guys.

So, yeah, Chan's been great. But right now, you want more from him and you know you won't get it unless you beg and convince him that you really want it. Good thing you have a plan.

Buying the skimpiest and prettiest little set of lingerie you could find, in a nice baby blue, exuding innocence that just says 'ruin me'. Now you just have to hope that Chan gets the hint. Though you are not above begging for it.

Good thing to, cause it turns out you just might have to. There's nothing strictly *wrong* with what's happening, of course not, you just need a whole lot more than what he's giving. And you know he can give more.

You take a little bite into his neck and then, "Channie."

He stops, clearly your tone or something is different, even if you didn't strictly mean for it to be.

"Yes, angel? Is something wrong?" He's so adorably concerned, you feel bad for making him worry about something like this.

"No, nothing's wrong just. How do I say this."

"You know you can tell me anything, darling. Anything you need, anything you want." Oh what a sweet man he is, not a clue what is about to come out of your mouth.

"Chan, I want you to ruin me. To make me dumb, to make me cry, get just shy of completely breaking me. I know how much you go to the gym, I know you can. And I bet you want to. Daddy." You lean back and blink at him coyly through your lashes.

As if you hadn't heard him refer to himself jokingly as 'daddy' one too many times and caught on. The sudden title doesn't even seem to process for him, it's as if you've just stun-locked him by accident. It takes a minute, and you start to wonder if you've gotten it all wrong, and you projected your desires onto him.

"You want me to make you cry? Tell me one more time that you want it, baby.

"Daddy, please. Wouldn't I be so pretty if I was laying there crying because you make me feel too good?"

His head falls back and he groans loudly, his eyes closed.

"Alright, yeah. Yeah, I can do that. Daddy can do that darling."

At first, you worry he's hesitant, holding back and not actually committed to making you cry, and you begin to whine about it. Chan shushes you, with his grin a little wild, he clearly has a plan that you can't see.

He fills you up perfectly, as always, and makes you feel so good. At this point he knows exactly what to do to make you fall apart, and he's as attentive as always. Then he doesn't stop. Usually he gives you a break before he continues to make himself cum, but this time he didn't. You hardly have time to think about it though, since the sensitivity makes you begin to whine and squirm a little. It's not bad, just different, and you're nowhere close to asking him to stop.

This time around he cums first, and you're so close that he just fucks you right into it after. Now, he does take a break, mostly for practical reasons. But he wastes no time replacing his cock with his fingers, and you gasp and moan out abruptly. It's just two, but the way you're stretched out means he can easily fit in a third, and he does. Two orgasms chained together and chasing a third has you nearly thrashing a bit more fervently now. This is what you asked for, and still you wouldn't dream of asking him to stop.

You're so close now that two little brushes of his thumb over your clit has you cumming, and it takes hold of your body in a way very new to you. Your back arches and doesn't allow you to force it down, though you can't try that hard right now.

"You okay, lovely? That one looked pretty straining." Chan pulls back, hovering over you with a slight furrow in his brow.

You smile up at him, nodding. "So good. You make me feel so good, Channie. But I haven't cried yet."

Chan raises his eyebrows at you, checking if you're serious. When you just nod again eagerly he shakes his head and sighs. "Alright, what my baby wants, my baby gets."

He goes straight to three fingers this time, and your back arches and you clench down on them. You're still so sensitive and not prepared for the sudden sensation. It only gets worse, or better, when he puts his mouth on your clit, tonguing at it. Your hands grip at his hair, trying in futility to push him away while your legs squeeze together around his head.

"Channie, Channie, Channie!"

"Nope, that's not what you call me. Say it properly and you can cum."

"Ah, sorry sorry. Daddy please! So close, so good, please. I need it."

"There you go, go ahead. Wanna taste you."

You finally feel the tears build and fall from the corners of your eyes, and they fall fast. There will be a print on the pillow tonight to remember this by. Your body is tired, not making you contort into odd positions, but still twisting feebly away, even if you don't really want to get away. Chan stops as soon as you start whimpering too pathetically.

"There's the tears. You got what you wanted, baby."

[afniel]

Hi there's really vague (but kinda heavy?) Third Novel stuff under the cut, so don't spoil yourself if you don't want to know anything. Because there's a liiiiittle something something in there plus some art.

Man I'm like. Writing on chapter 2(?) of I Can't Believe It's Not A Trilogy (ICBINAT...world's worst working title) and this story is gonna need such a ridiculously huge content warning for suicidal ideation, way more than the first two, and the second has more than the first, so you know this one has got it bad.

And yet this is just kinda Where X Is At Right Now at the start of it, for Reasons (that I can't say further shit about until Outcome Unpredictable is all online, lol). I have a chapter and a half of, I dunno where or when it fits, just kinda disconnected noodling, and they were hard to write in the kind of way that's warning me that I don't really know what I'm doing with a character, just kinda slapping events together without much emotional weight to any of them or any real direction.

Then I kinda had a few revelations in a row, realized I was trying to lean way too hard on X to Just Be Better Already Dammit, and he was just coming out flat because he's not better already, dammit. Reploid Grandpa is 100% a fucked-up old veteran who's barely out of the hell he came from so yeah, he makes huge strides in his mental health, but he started at the bottom of a really deep hole. That's not a quick climb! It takes real life people decades to escape that hole, and they usually didn't go through it for 80+ years without a break. He's just gonna be down there, even if he's a lot higher than he started. (IRL veteran suicide rates are absolutely dismal too, and yeah, X's mental state very much reflects this at the point that I'm writing.)

Once again all I can actually do is write down the words as they happen and trying too hard to steer it myself only makes it stop working. Am I ever going to stop writing about this old man's mental health struggles? Uhh. Well, I've tried to stop twice, if that tells you anything. I swear he does get a happy ending and keep recovering. Well, maybe not that much physically, because Protagonist Who Stays Disabled And Isn't Magically Fixed is still a primary goal, here, and the story agrees with me on that, but even given that he could stand to be more comfortable even if he's not magically fixed. I dunno why this is where it's going but I think it's just my extreme commitment to What If This Stupid Video Game Plot Was Realistic Though. It's definitely realistic now! Maybe sometimes a little too much, but honestly, that's what makes it work, I think. It would never stick the landing if I stopped short of 100% painful sincerity, even if it's hard to look at sometimes. Feeling a bit like you're being invited to see and feel vulnerabilities that maybe aren't entirely your business when you're reading fiction is the secret sauce, if you ask me.

(At this rate I'm gonna have to update the author's notes at the end of Outcome Unpredictable because I'm making myself a goddamn liar. I straight up say I have no intent of writing a third one, but here I am, evidently doing that before the author's notes even hit the internet.)

I'm not gonna explain shit past that at the moment, so just feel free to conjecture amongst yourselves at the one thing I've kinda drawn in the ICBINAT era. This is about a year and a half from OU and 2 years from FtC, for the record. It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you leave an AU running unattended for long enough, even the canon characters will eventually turn into OCs.

(Also that if my coloring style gets any more rim light I'm going to be in Sonic Adventure style coloring territory...which would fuck severely, actually.)

[stoneinyourshoe]

https://www.tumblr.com/stoneinyourshoe/754701218326200320/wait-do-u-think-benny-knew-what-the-red-dress

my only doubt about this is why would benny WANT his wife to wear a dress that meant she was “down” for anyone? or be amused by that?

super sorry it took a moment to get back to you! I’m super busy atm and my meds are making me sooo sleepy

I’m not a man so. Take this with a grain of salt but. I think he likes the idea of it. If she was a sex worker, Benny wouldn’t have to ask. And asking doesn’t exactly seem to be his thing, considering he (and the boys) practically force Kathy to take a ride with him. Johnny even gives her a head’s up.

Now, as his wife, he has to show her some sort of respect (or at least that’s what’s expected). He has to keep in mind what she wants and what she likes. Which potentially means that the sex life isn’t… as adventurous as he wants? considering the circles he’s in I imagine he has, in fact, dealt with sex workers before. Has he ever paid for the services of a sex worker? Maybe. But he has, without a fucking doubt, always had sex workers around. So. Asking for something he wants probably isn’t something he’s used to do, he can probably just demand it.

And, listen, Benny seems a liiiiittle possessive. I think he likes to see her in a dress that says “I’m available” but knowing that she’s his. Everyone is allowed to look, but if you as much as think about touching her… Well, that’s Benny’s girl. Maybe that’s the funny part, idk, but he’s allowed to tell people off (something he also seems to think is a pretty great feeling).

On top of that, it is a pretty dress. Kathy looks fucking great in it. “I’m no better than a man” is a saying for a reason (even if I personally think it’s fucking stupid, but that’s a story for another time), and uhhhhhh. She does look really good. My brain literally stopped thinking for two seconds when I saw her and I watched a grainy ass video lol

jokes aside, I think a lot of it has to do with knowing that Kathy is his no matter what she wears. and, to be fair on Benny here, he didn't know he'd have to leave her. if he knew she'd be left alone he might've told her to take it off.

Benny isn't a good guy, is probably what i'm getting at here. he's selfish and he doesn't care much for what Kathy actually thinks and wants. He probably doesn't treat her like shit, I don't think he's outright abusive or anything, but I do think he's selfish. I don't think he meant for anything to happen, but I do think he puts a little too much trust into the club and Johnny. Hope that sort of... explains my thought process here? I'm a little high off my meds I'm so sorry I just felt as if I had to get to this because I don't like to keep y'all waiting </3

[ofthecaravel]

ok now that I'm home it's time for my thoughts about vamp!danny (fair warning i've been drinking and it's fucking danny so obviously this shit is gonna be filthy)

so like all I'm thinking about is dating danny and you don't even know that he's a vampire bc he's just not telling you about it bc he really likes you and he doesn't wanna scare you away but obviously that's a massive part of his identity so he tries to slowly introduce you to it by involving kinks like uh... ya know... blood play and at first he's hesitant but there's one time where you accidentally prick your finger on something and he "oh so casually" grabs your hand and licks the blood from your finger, internally screaming at himself to keep taking more and more but still being able to have control bc he doesn't actually want to hurt you but he's observant as fuck and he can see the way your pupils dilate and your breath catches at the sensual way he licks the blood and you can't ignore the way his eyes roll back into his head when he's doing it and you think he's playing it up to be sexy but he actually just thinks you taste so fucking good and he wants more but that's way too much way too soon but he keeps going and maybe he's playfully nipping at your skin one night bc your thighs are just begging to be bitten and he definitely doesn't miss the way you moan at the feeling of his bite so he amps it up and maybe this time he bites harder and draws blood and you're panting and you're not telling him to stop so he doesn't he just licks your skin clean of the blood and finds another place to bite like your hip and your neck and when he gets to your neck you're not even expecting him to bite you because he's leaving wet kisses all over your skin but then he does bite you like properly bites and treats himself to a liiiiittle bit more of your blood than he probably should and you grab onto him, leaving scratch marks down his back, tugging on his curls and he gets lost in the moment and almost forgets himself but he finally pulls away and gently licks up whatever is left before whispering in your ear "you taste absolutely divine, angel." which sends you reeling and I'm gonna stop before i get myself even more worked up

oh my god

[sakumasmut]

i'm thinking soooo much about dumbification and eichi again ... natsume offering him aphrodisiacs for free out of the 'goodness' of his heart . eichi knows it's bad, but he can't help but getting more and more hooked - he's absentmindedly masturbating , and when in the middle of a boring meeting he can't help but slip a liiiiittle slip of natsume's 'gift' right? it gets so bad, he's just always horny and always so willing to be filled ,,, there aren't any thoughts in his head aside from being railed like the cute breeding bunny he is ... of course natsume calls the other oddballs at a certain point when eichi's become almost too horny to function to fully mindbreak him <33

he needs to be dumbed down to a breeding bunny, both for his own good and for other people’s benefit. don’t worry about idol politics or whatever, just get him addicted and watch as his thoughts start to only be filled with, well, getting filled. and of course natsume will be watching in delight as he starts to really get addicted, he and the oddballs will be happy to give eichi the fucking he needs when he’s feeling particularly insatiable

[antiherotheantisocial]

hehehe hiiii 🐚🍀💐🌟✨ i was tagged by @c1ittorus for my top 4 comfort movies!

hm....tagging @cass-ass @flying-bi-son @moonbunnyhoney @bisexualbaibe @forestgreenfemme and anybody else that wants to share what their comfort movies are!

i put mine under a read more because as y'all are surely aware......i'm a liiiiittle extra heh 🎃🍃🎾 this was SO mentally excruciating to reduce down to only 4.....but here we goooooo:

Kubo and the Two Strings

by no means do i find this a monumental story/plot, or anything out of the ordinary, but i absolutely am in awe with the animation!!! it's rich with intricate details, and i love love loooooove just the style and knowing that so much work went into the process of making the nuances of the battles memorable. it complements the tale, and i love the rendition of as my guitar gently weeps and the end credits! i actually remember when i first watched it at 3 in the morning, i was SO fucking scared when the aunts first showed up LMAOOOO, but the ending is so sweet, and this movie really does hold a special place to me!

2. The Book of Life

honestly, this is another one that's just, the animation!!!! i can't get enough of the stylistic choices that emphasize characteristics of the chaaracters, and i love all of the dynamics between the characters! it's a really vibrant movie, and i love that a major theme of the movie is to choose what you want to do for yourself and not just to go with what's expected of you from your family, the girl, the people, etc etc. the apology song is probably one of my favorite songs from a movie as well, it holds such a poignant message, and i love the delivery of it from manolo 😭😭😭

3. Let Me In / Let the Right One In

as a lonely kid, i always wanted somebody to just swoop in and steal me away and we'd live our lives so devoted to each other from then on above anybody else. so this movie really just, it's my ultimate comfort daydream as a movie lmaooo. i actually tend to prefer the remake over the original, but i think that's mainly just because that was my first memory with it, you know? i love both of them as comfort movies tho!

4. Moonlight

growing up in florida, i really love the atmosphere of this movie. i remember the first time watching it and seeing a yellow building in the opening scenes and thinking to myself "yeah i'm gonna fucking love this movie" lmaooooo and i did! and still do! it's a movie where i honestly feel really seen, or as close to being seen as i could hope for, so it's really calming (in a heartbreaking way, but lmaoo). idk if i can really articulate exactly what it is in specifics, but i love this movie. LOVE. seeing a gay black masculine character with identity issues struggling to accept himself really just hits home and when i feel alone, it's always my go to movie! plus hearing classic man chopped and screwed is so fun lmaoo

[beansnpeets]

I am a liiiiittle mad about having that recent influx of followers. Makes me not wanna post about personal shit and I've always used tumblr as a space to vent and just kinda get my feelings out of my head, putting them on a post on my blog helps me kinda process and think about it. But there are some deeply personal issues I'm having that involve some controversial things and I am genuinely afraid to post about it here, but also I don't have anyone to really talk to about it so I need to get it out SOMEWHERE. It just feels bad. I'm deeply depressed a lot of the time and I'm having a really rough week. Something triggered me this morning that I didn't realize was as bad a trigger as it is. I cried driving to work and now that I'm here I want so badly to not be. I feel horrible today and I do not want to be at work. I don't want to be around the public or my coworkers. I can't tell my coworkers about this, but if my boss finds me crying in my office she's gonna wanna know what the fuck is wrong. Trying really hard not to sit at my desk and cry, but I'm having a lot of bad feelings rn and I just can't bottle them up.

I told Jon last night if he can't cut me some slack and realize that I do more than he thinks I do around the house that he can fucking move out and he insists that we can work this out, yet he refused to offer me an apology for what he did and absolutely refused to listen to reason and understand that I cannot possibly keep the house spotless every single day. It feels like he hates so many things about me and it feels like he doesn't want to actually be with ME, and yet I've given him SO many outs and I've told him to fucking leave if he doesn't like it and he still fucking stays. I just don't know if I can keep doing this. If we have this argument one more time I'm calling it quits. I'm so sick of this. I'm sick of him refusing to understand. I can explain the entire thing up and down a hundred times and he never gets it.

[yaemona]

WHO DO YOU WORSHIP?

pairings archons x reader (separate)

contents afab ! sub ! reader (no pronouns), body worship (zhongli), sacrilegious themes (venti), semi-public sex (venti. in the church of favonius.), fingering, electro-play (ei), cunnilingus, gentle zhongli and ei, venti is a menace, smut 18+

a.n so i got a liiiiittle carried away with venti's. . . but this has been a thought on my mind for awhile now, so i'm really happy i finally got around to writing it!! i hope you all enjoy reading as i did writing :D

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ZHONGLI

soft lips brush over your skin, beginning just below where your jaw meets your ear, trailing down your neck and over your bare chest, and down further still over your stomach. your cheeks burn as he lifts his gaze and his eyes study your naked figure. in your embarrassment, you cover your chest with your arms trying to obtain even a shred of modesty as your eyes squeeze shut. calloused hands gently grasp your wrists and pin them to the mattress beneath you.

"in all these years," he starts. "i have not seen anything nor anyone whose beauty shines as bright as yours. not even the finest piece of noctilucous jade or any divine being could begin to compare. . ."

he trails off, and your eyelids flutter open. before you is the former archon, and his golden eyes hold the look of a love as patient and deep as the sky just before dawn. your eyes fall from his and rake over his body. faded scars litter his torso as testament to the time he's spent in this world, and that which he must have experienced along the way. you are well aware he is not one to speak without considering the weight of his words, and thus must mean everything he says, but you still find it hard to believe.

"and if you don't believe me," he begins again, knowing you well enough by now to read your thoughts. "perhaps i will need to expel those doubts, and leave nothing behind but thoughts of pure pleasure."

your back arches at the feeling of his cock slipping inside your tight hole. a low moan leaves his parted lips as your velvety walls flutter around him. his hips move at a rhythmic pace, his movements slow as he pulls out until just the tip remains inside but hard as he thrusts his hips flush against yours once more. each time he bottoms out the tip of his cock kisses the gooey spot deep inside you. you're left dizzy and breathless from the way he fucks you, and also from his lips on yours as he kisses you deeply.

the feeling is one that will surely be etched in your memories. it's not just any one who can bring a former archon, a former god, to their knees; that power is yours alone.

VENTI

“venti!” you gasp.

you pull away from his lips and instinctively grab his forearm as he begins rubbing you through the fabric of your clothing. it was well after sunset and long past midnight when he took you by the arm and pulled you into the side door of the church of favonius—where he proceeded to push you up against the wall and kiss you fervently. it wasn't the first time he'd done it either, but it was the first time he went any further than simply making out with you.

"we can't, not here!" you say firmly in a whisper. most of the sisters had already retired for the night, so the nave was vacant, but still.

"oh, we can't?" he sounds innocent enough that one might assume he was truly ignorant of the fact, but you know him better than that by now. "that's funny, i could have sworn this was my church."

he presses his body up against you so that you feel his growing erection through his shorts, and moves to planting kisses on your neck. he bites and sucks at your flesh, and you find yourself covering your mouth to muffle your whimpering.

"now, now that's no good," he giggles.

venti removes the hand which covers your mouth and takes both of your hands in his, and pins them against the wall at either side of you.

"i want to hear you sing for me, won't you grant me that wish? won't you sing your pretty little song for your god?"

one of his hands releases yours to slip beneath your waistband, and you feel his breath ghost over your neck with a giggles as he gathers your slick on his digits. you shudder underneath his touch, and let out a shaky moan. he could make a comment about how you're awfully aroused for someone who was vehemently against this in the first place, but decides against it—satisfied with the sound of your voice resonating throughout the empty nave when he slides two fingers into your aching cunt.

to the god of freedom, there's something so invigorating about how you're just so pliant for him, and how his control over you is effortless; his wish is your command.

strings of moans in the form of swears and his name fall from your lips in a perfectly orchestrated symphony, a sweet song just for him as his digits prod at your gooey walls and he circles his thumb around your clit. he studies your face intently with delighted emerald eyes, watching your expression contort as he curls his fingers. you’re holding onto his shoulders to keep your knees from buckling beneath you, and your nails dig into his flesh through the fabric of his shirt. with each pump of his fingers, the tips of them brush against your sweet spot, and it proves to make retaining any ounce of modesty an effort made in vain.

"ah fuck! oh gods—!" you whine. "m'close! please, please!"

"tell me, who do you worship? who's your god?" his typically bubbly and bright tone is laced with a lustful darkness.

"you! you!" you cry in desperation, feeling your orgasm draw closer and closer.

"a name?" he lilts.

"you— ah! venti! barbatos!"

the tension that had been building in your abdomen snaps as your pleasure crescendos, and you spasm around his fingers. the sliver of humility you still possess has you silently praying you're not being too loud, and sister victoria isn't about to storm out of her chambers to find you two here. though, the god you'd be praying to is the one currently finger fucking you, and something tells you that's hardly his concern at the present moment.

he pulls his fingers out from your fluttering hole, and the sheen of your slick which covers them is illuminated by the moonlight that leaks in through the stained glass windows—as is the amused, sinister smirk on your boyfriend’s face.

"tsk, such a pity," he sighs. "i didn't tell you you could cum yet, did i? in my church of all places? are you truly that depraved?"

your eyes widen and you begin to stammer out frantic apologies, "m’sorry! i’m sorry, i—"

he shakes his head, "you'll have to do better than that, you know."

"go on," his breath is hot on your ear, "get on your knees and beg your god for forgiveness."

EI

ei's touch is typically featherlight—fingertips that ghost over your skin as if she believes that anything more will cause you to tear like a delicate sakura petal.

though sometimes, times like the present moment, her hands have a vice grip on your hips and her lips crash desperately against yours like a storm that's been brewing finally unleashing itself with a thunderous boom.

she'd long since done away with your clothes and hers, and loose strands of violet hair tickle your sternum whilst jolts of electricity shoot up your spine—figuratively and literally. there's a soft smile present on ei's face as your writhe and whimper beneath her, begging her for more, more, more.

"patience, darling," is all she says in return.

she takes another moment to engrave the scene in her memory, though it's one she's seen countless times before, it never does seem to get old. finally she repositions herself between your thighs, spreading them and kneading softly at the flesh before planting a kiss to your clit. ei holds your hips in place as your back arches and a gasp leaves your parted lips. she licks up your folds tantalizingly slow as she gazes up at you through her lashes.

"sweet as always," she remarks, the feeling her breath on your bare cunt causing your hole to flutter around nothing.

her lips attach to your clit, and she begins gently sucking and licking at the sensitive bud. your hands fumble around in search for something to grasp onto, and ei takes them and interlaces her fingers with yours. faint wisps of electro energy travel through your veins as she continues eating you out, humming every so often to hear your breath hitch at the vibrations against your pussy.

your chest heaves with staggered breaths and a thin layer of sweat sheens your body, and your face is contorted in pleasure with breathy moans leaving your lips which have been kissed swollen. the sight of you sends a pulsating warmth straight to ei's cunt, and she untwines one of your hands to begin rubbing tight circles around her own clit.

she holds her composure and the way she's toying with your clit remains gentle and tender, even as she begins approaching her own high and feels her desperation build. she nearly came just from pleasuring you, so it's no surprise she's close already. however it seems you're not far behind; your moans become higher in pitch and your now free hand tangles itself in her hair, pulling her in closer as your thighs clench around her head.

"ei, ei, ei!" you squeal. "cumming! m'cumming— ah, fuck!"

your thighs tremble and you squirm under her tongue as you gush into her mouth, the wave of your orgasm washing over you once she redirected the electro energy to your clit. the vibrations of her moans against you as she cums on her own fingers have you seeing pure white, like a flash of lightning illuminating your vision as if it were a dark grey sky.

eventually you begin to paw at her, feeling sensitive after finally coming down from your high, and she pulls away from your clit with a pop.

you pull her up into your arms, making her rest her head on your chest and you comb your fingers through her hair lovingly. she always takes such good care of everyone else, so you make an effort to take care of her every chance you get.

ei's love is gentle in nature yet firm in the way it is unrelenting; it is unconditional and undoubtedly true, and she strives each day, each moment, to ensure it is something you never forget. she's stubborn and rash, but she's just as doting and earnest. everything she holds dear she always keeps close for fear of it slipping from her grasp.

the lives of mortals are so fleeting, but her time with you is something she will cherish for all of eternity. she can only hope you do the same in whatever eternity greets you when it comes time for you to part, and she hopes the memories are enough to reunite you both in your next life.

how unfortunate it must be. . . for a god to love a human, and how cruel for a human to love.

that’s what she once thought, at least.

but now she’s of the belief that. . . perhaps it’s beautiful—to be able to love at all.

yaemona © 20 FEBRUARY 2022 Please do not repost or recommend any of my work on other sites, especially without my permission. This includes, but is not limited to: TikTok, Wattpad, ao3, Twitter.

[sunshinericciardo]

𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 || 𝐃𝐑𝟑 - 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏

a/n: bare with me because this is gonna be a multiple part story. it's based on a true story so i already have the base of the story downk, just need to finetune it hehe.

word count: 1.1k ish

gif credits to owner

and a very very very big thank you to @welld0nebaku for helping me out the way you did, ily <3

read part two here

warnings: alcohol, intimidation, protective dan, mentions of farmer dan, liiiiittle bit of angst.

it's a saturday evening and you and your friends are getting ready for an old fashioned girls night. it's been way too long since you've all managed to find a date that works well for all four of you and decided to make the best of it. with glasses of rosé scattered around your apartment, your pre party playlist coming through the speakers and the entire room being filled with your chatter and laughter, you're all getting ready to go out.

as you wrap your hair around your curling iron, you see your phone light up from the table.

daniel: you going out tonight?

you roll your eyes at the thought of him most likely showing up after work, yet you pick up your phone after setting your curling iron down.

you: maybe, why?

you put your phone back down and continue curling your hair, not even managing to wrap the entire strand of hair around the iron when you see a new text coming in again.

daniel: just curious.. something wrong?

you: no lol, i'm with the girls now.

you: what are your plans for tonight?

daniel: probably going out tonight, not sure, pretty tired though.

you decided to ignore the text as you'll most defenitely see him if he goes out, which, you know that he'll go once he finds out you're there.

you eventually manage to finish your hair and makeup and take one last look in the mirror. you see leah, one of your best friends, walking over to you.

"holy fuck, babe, you look insane!" she gushes. you twirl around one time, giving her a full 360 of your look for tonight. you went for a simple but very elegant looking low back satin dress in a champagne gold color that ended half way up your thigh. you paired it with minimalistic gold jewelry and black strappy heels.

you take a look at your friend who is dressed in a pair of beautiful dusky rose dress pants and a matching top. "says you, oh my god!" you basically scream while you take in the looks of your beautiful best friend.

you hear your phone buzzing from where it's put on the table, making you and leah look in the direction of your phone.

daniel: why are you ignoring me

daniel: babe

daniel: idk if you're going out tonight

daniel: but if you're not - you're always welcome to come over

daniel: i'm most likely not going.

you roll your eyes at the amount of texts he's sent and how needy he is. you look at leah who is now silently wiggling her eyebrows with a smirk you want to slap off her face so badly.

"stop it, leah." you murmur, grabbing your phone and removing the notifications from your lock screen. you didn't feel like replying right away.

"what?!" she chuckled. "come on, y/n, we all know you two have been texting, just admit that you like him." you choose to ignore her, she'll never understand.

you and daniel have been friends for a few years now. you met at leah's boyfriend's birthday party and hit it off right away. although you haven't been in close contact all this time, every now and then he'll text you in hopes that you have changed your mind on romance; yet you always give the same answer. "i don't do romance, love." usually he'd back off as soon as you'd say that but this time he stayed. he continuously texts you throughout the day, just wanting to be in contact with you. with you balancing school and a full time job and him practically working 24/7 neither of you have enough time to actually meet up or hang out so you usually stick to texting and late night phonecalls whenever either one of you needs the other.

there are often times where you'd hate yourself for not being the relationship kind of person. you just can't stand commitment in that type of way. even though daniel could be the one for you. he's absolutely one of the nicest and most respectful guy you've ever met. his sense of humor is exactly what you need in order to be able to get through the days at work. he works hard, it's just that he works too hard. he's a farmer and he'll eventually take over the farm from his dad.

in theory, you and daniel would make the perfect couple and everyone sees it. it's just that you don't see yourself settling down with anyone ever.

you walk in to the living room with your still full glass of wine and sit down on your couch, waiting for your friends to finish getting ready.

about an hour later you and your friends get off the train and walk to your local bar. you're immediately heading towards the bartender.

"hey cutie, what can i get you?" the bartender asks with a smug look on his face.

"just give me four shots." you ask him without making eye contact.

"i could if you give me your number."

while he says it you feel an arm wrap around your waist, keeping a strong hold on you. he presses a kiss to your cheek, smelling his cologne is enough for you to know that it's daniel saving your ass. mister bartender is still staring at you as you turn around and peck his lips. "hey babe." you practically shout, making him chuckle as you both turn back to face the bartender who is still frozen on his spot.

"sorry, she asked for four shots. does she need to make them herself?" daniel shouts, his arm still wrapped around your waist.

eventually, after what feels like the entire night, you finally receive your shots and you head back to your friends.

"what was that all about?" leah speaks up after downing the shot.

"the bartender was trying to hit on her and asked for her phone number. we all know how y/n feels about those things." daniel mumbles, barely audible over the loud music in the bar. you find your hand reaching for his and giving it a slight squeeze.

"yeah, thanks dan, i really appreciate that." you say before downing the shot.

"anytime, if anything happens, or if you ever feel uncomfortable, i'm literally here. use me, for that matter, as long as you're safe." you feel your heart melt a little with the words he's speaking. all you can do at this point is wrap your arms around his neck and just hold him.

you feel his hands hesitantly wrap around your waist and the two of you just stand there.

"thank you, dan." you mumble in the crook of his neck, not wanting to let him go.

[that-gay-jedi]

Today in reading Master and Apprentice: I'm deeply enjoying the symbolism of jewel thieves who are drawn to the light.

Showing Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon on a mission where they see slavery together years before meeting Anakin and Shmi was a great call on Gray's part, and I especially liked the moment where Qui-Gon orders a medical checkup and the thoughts Obi-Wan has about it afterward.

Not to mention the way Qui-Gon and Babywan still respect each other and see each other's strengths even with so much resentment and strain between them is. My feels.

As someone lacking in crucial stages of childhood development myself, I really enjoy the characterization of Pax having been raised by protocol droids as well. This is peak "human who feels like a robot trying to be human" and is laying down all kinds of narrative foil themes that will echo into the prequels even though I assume we'll never see Pax and Rahara again after this book. And my man's autistic as fuck.

Pax and Rahara as narrative foils for each other also feel just a liiiiittle bit like Anakin and Obi-Wan, but not so much that they don't stand out as themselves with a dynamic all their own.

Rael Averross is the most character ever. I'm not sure I necessarily like him but he sure does make an impression. Funnily enough that might be how most of the cast in-universe also feels about him. The little insights into Dooku and into padawan!Qui-Gon have been fun.

I'm eagerly awaiting one particular thing I've been spoiled on between Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon that I always kinda wish Obi-Wan and Anakin would have done, which is formally trade lightsabers for a while in order to strengthen their relationship and deepen their connection in the Force. The degree to which your lightsaber is a part of yourself makes this an act of incredible platonic intimacy and trust, but right now these two seem about as far away from trading sabers as possible.

[shameboree]

hey kels i was scrolling through my dash and then i caught a glimpse of your new fallon drawing and i want you to know that i went absolutely buckwild and then i scrolled further to see the whole drawing and i'm pretty sure i squealed. kels ever since ive started following you and your art and fallon have slowly nestled yourself inside my brain its amazing how excited i get whenever u upload a new drawing. also ive noticed that i'm slowly but surely starting to sound more and more unhinged and wild like you. how the fuck do you have so much influence on me. 

ALSO i love the new fallon drawing!! you are so right blue gold and white are just her colours they fit her v well!! and i love how much texture you used throughout the whole drawing and her shoes are AWESOME!! also love the whole winter fairy-ish vibe <3

ALSO i was wondering if you could like sort of,, idk explain your drawing process on this drawing? like if you did the colouring first or the lineart and stuff bc i just love how it turned out and id love to try something similar!!

AW!!! i am so hype for my awful girl to be Enjoyed so much!! she is my favorite dressup doll i love to play barbies with her most of all heheh. also i am THRILLED that my Unhinged and Unwell nature have rubbed off on u. i know i am a Strong personality and it makes me V POLARIZING (i am either LOVED or LOATHED i havent met many ppl who are just like meh abt me. i am an Experience) and its always a DELIGHT when someone finds my feral animal traits endearing or positive and kind of picks up on them. i think because life is short that we should all be as bananas as we please at any point in time. PURE ID HERE BABY

AND TY TY!! my girl has a strong aesthetic and this piece kind of went a liiiiittle against some of that (its a lot of hard angles vs i normally give her a lot of ovals and rounded edges) but for the setting its appropriate bc im trying to give her a bit more of a """"harsh"""" or """"severe"""" vibe (like as harsh and severe as she can possibly look which isnt very). i LOVE to use texture brushes they are such an easy way to get out of drawing details myself because i am SO lazy!!

okay i “”answered”” this i GUESS technically because i typed words in response but its a whole lot of jack shit so like. here ya go. SORRY PAL. 

here are some more shoes as u can see i basically draw her in the same ones always except when i draw her in a plugsuit

OKAY THE DRAW IN QUESTION i kind of cheated on bc i literally just traced over one of my older draws i did for a very obscure au i made of who made me a princess (i am always doing such ridiculously niche shit i love to sit in my little sandbox and have no one else understand my barbie rps) BUT the process is the same as basically every draw i do like this. it is very simple so dont worry (or do, maybe)

i use 1-3 layers at a time and then immediately merge when i feel like im done and LIVE W MY MISTAKES if not!! anyway prepare to be massively underwhelmed heh

this is so funny i cant believe i literally traced my own drawing im a fuckin FRAUD im the laziest bitch i know. anyway. my sketches are way messier than this but it always starts out either scratch ass lines or color blocking w this bright ass magenta bc thats what feels right!!!!!!

HERES THE LAYERS I USED LOL i do all textures n shit as a clipping mask so actually i used 4 layers for this bc id set down one texture or pattern that was gonna overlap on a diff layer so i wouldnt have to work harder to erase and then BLINDLY MERGED to make things more difficult if actually i fucked up before that!!! work smarter not harder except when it is absolutely braindead to do otherwise is my motto

IF IM DOIN SMTH NICER like this then i usually make sure all my lines connect (this is also why i do a lot of angles and simple clear shapes when i draw) so i can set that layer as reference and USE THE FUCKING FILL TOOL BAYBEEEEE!!!!! this also makes it easier to fuck around with COLOR imho bc you can just rapidly swatch with zero efforts. i Love to take shortcuts. i Love to be lazy. i HIGHLY rec this, if i have colored smth that stays in the lines then its bc i connected the lineart and used the bucket fill underneath. if my lines dont connect sometimes ill make a temp line and erase after i filled. im dedicated. ALSO u can see here that my patterns layer is all overlapping and fucked up bc i didnt check and erase fully but i use p limited palettes in general so... IT DIDNT MATTER THIS TIME!!!!!!!!. 

anyway after all that i lock the lineart layer if i havent already and color some of the lines for some PIZAZZ. easy way to immediately fake effort i do love to do that

HERES AN ACTUALLY MESSY SKETCH:

 i do all of my fucking draws on the same canvas bc im a horrible little beast, so the only reason i didnt erase the sketch and use it for the colors layer was bc there were others on that layer already and i didnt wanna scoot them so i could cap the finished draw. i did NOT connect my lines for this one i colored like a toddler. who gives a shit we all die in the end anyway!!! 

YOU DIDNT ASK FOR THIS BUT LINELESS MY LOVE... i just color blocked for this one alas i do not have process caps, i will do that next time i draw i guess if anyone wants that!!? i typically only use a single layer for lineless- block out the shape, alpha lock, then color and carve from there. EASY PEASY!! ive shown it before but i spent all my formative draw years on v limited feature programs (mspaint, oekaki, TEGAKI MOST OF ALL) so i dont explore tools much and do what seems easiest and most intuitive to me... im sorry i dont have any sick tricks or real process i am but a feral little clown drawing in the DIRT. also here is the tegaki overlay i use whenever i am Blocked or fatigued w procreate layout. it makes me feel NOSTALGIC and INSPIRED so i do this instead of like, actually getting on tegs2

this ended up long as fuck and FOR WHAT?? its just 10 images and several paragraphs of “sorry im the laziest fucker ALIVE”

[soft-ris]

Hello, Cupid's Pick sounds fun! If it's not too much trouble, I'd like to request one for Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (I'd prefer Part 5 since I'm most familiar with it, but only if it's okay with you!)

I'm a very open minded person, kind of quiet but I get talkative the more I know you. I'm the chaotic friend who's usually down to do anything with you. You could literally talk about anything (except math), and I would listen to you attentively if you sound excited enough. I do swing from lazy to hyper and energetic. There's very few people I genuinely open up to, but I dearly love them so god help anyone who insults them because I can and will fight them (nothing can stop this 4'11" gremlin!!!). My humor is either dirty innuendos or sarcasm. I am also the kind of person who can cry just cause someone else is crying. For hobbies, I'm very fond of cooking, singing, and playing video games. I absolutely love sweets and I am very much a cat person. I hate bugs with every fiber of my being though, I will definitely run out of the room like my life depends on it. An ideal date would probably be relaxing at home or going somewhere quiet to hang out and talk.

Ahdkakjda wait, I'm so sorry, I got so excited I misread your Cupid's Pick post... if it's alright, could I choose Melone, Ghiaccio, and Risotto as my top 3 picks? (I was the anon who asked for Part 5 of Jojo specifically...)

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Cupid’s Pick for your match made in heaven is...

...Melone!

I personally think Melone would only be open to a relationship if he believes the other person is a perfect match for him (and his genes)! And guess what? He believes you are and so does Cupid!

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I'm a very open minded person...

Necessary for their line of job, but definitely a plus for Melone due to his…tendencies and personality and interests. So I feel like he would be very into open minded people (like yourself) because that just means more acceptance and more things to try out ;)

I mean he may brush off or ignore other people’s disgust, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to be accepted too uwu so your open mindedness is one of the big reasons you’d catch his heart!

If you have limits, he will push them from time to time, but reign him in and he’ll be more than willing to behave (with a price ;3)

...kind of quiet but I get talkative the more I know you. + You could literally talk about anything (except math), and I would listen to you attentively if you sound excited enough.

Melone strikes me as someone who talks moderately in general (he just talks to himself a lot), but he will talk more to the people he’s close to/comfortable with, and his excitement when he realizes you’re actually listening to him will shoot up and up and up (like his rate of talking).

He knows you tend to zone out when he’s talking about math related stuff, so that won’t come up often with him, but it still will sometimes because he probably thinks your expression is just Di MoLtO~🥴

He also loves collecting data/information on you, so whatever you talk about to him, he’s gonna be typing it down simultaneously!! So not only does he listen, he remembers (and has like 50 sub-folders on the stuff you say lol). This is mainly because he wants a more cohesive file on you. Like I said, he already believes you’re practically the perfect match for him with all the information he has on hand already, but his appetite for more information about you drives him to do this because it’ll just affirm for him that ‘ok wow this person really is my match made in genetic heaven’.

Ghia’s excitement comes in the form of rage and it happens often, so while he loves that you’re listening to him, I think he would almost never show you that he appreciates it. Also, if you’re talkative when he’s stressed or angry, he will yell at you to shut up. Ris would be straight forward (tells you that he’s not in the mood) and Melone would say stuff like “Not now. Later.” (but he doesn’t sound as gruff as Ris).

Ris is the same way with the quiet to talkative thing (in my HC at least), so getting past that initial stage would be hard as hell with him. Imo Melone would be the easiest to get past that stage, and Ghia…depends? If you keep pissing him off though (bc yk…tsundere with anger issues lol), he’ll be the hardest to get to a comfortable stage.

There's very few people I genuinely open up to, but I dearly love them so god help anyone who insults them because I can and will fight them (nothing can stop this 4'11" gremlin!!!).

All of them would appreciate this one way or another, but Melone more so because you’re fighting…for him. Him who’s always touted as gross or perverted or disgusting by the majority. Him who never fights in a confrontational manner because he isn’t comfortable with that and prefers long range tactics (satisfactory but seeing u fight face to face for him just hits different YK?). And it means so much more to him than you’ll ever know.

He’ll also be standing behind you, cheering u on with the biggest smile on his face too :’) also would jeer & taunt ur opponent LOL

I'm the chaotic friend who's usually down to do anything with you.

I HC Ris as having a routine set of things he enjoys doing and it’s on permanent rotation (I’m not saying he won’t go out of his comfort zone, but he knows what he like and if he doesn’t like something, it’s hard to change his mind), whereas with Ghia I HC him as only having 2 interests – cars (more specifically the type of car he drives) and knowing facts (+ disputing and ranting about them). Ris would indulge in some chaos once in a blue moon, but I feel like him & Ghia are set and happy with their current interests.

Melone however would be the most open in terms of what he’s willing to do as long as his safety is guaranteed or if the activity does not involve him getting hurt. Like stealing a yacht or hacking ur annoying neighbour’s computer system LOL

Because you bring that chaos, Melone would be the most fit with you. I know you’re probably like “Huh? Ain’t Ghia chaotic too?”, or “Wouldn’t Ris handle chaoticness the best?”, but chaos (Ghia’s) feeding into chaos (yours) might burn the both of you out, and Ris already deals with chaos 24/7 and he just wants to relax imo. Melone though, looks the most flexible and can probably match up with you the best because of that since he deals with Ghia and the rest on the regular without looking like he’s Tired™️ lol

I do swing from lazy to hyper and energetic.

Like I just mentioned, Melone most likely deals with Ghia’s energy on the regular and he looked chill with the other members too, so he (and Ris as well since yk…he’s the one overseeing everyone in LS) would adapt to your moods the best.

Ghia…I feel like because he has such a short fuse AND is a tsundere (well, at least that’s what I get from his vibe), he would not deal well with your energy if it’s higher up there. He might blow several fuses if the situation and your mood and his mood doesn’t align properly. I also think if he happens on your lazy mood, he would just leave you alone and go do his own thing.

My humor is either dirty innuendos or sarcasm.

Melone is technically a pervert, so when you make dirty innuendos, he’ll absolutely eat it up like a wet ass pussy.

I feel like he definitely prefers that over sarcasm, unless your sarcasm is aimed at someone else (especially if it’s someone he doesn’t like). He’ll probably just ignore you if you’re sarcastic to him lol, but Ghia would absolutely take it too far too quick. Ris enjoys the sarcasm more than the dirty innuendos I feel, but because he’s also your boss, you have to know where the exact boundaries are when y’all are in a professional setting. He’s not quite forgiving if he feels undermined or disrespected. But if Ris is in the mood, he’d dirty innuendo you back, but if he’s not then he’d either brush you off or pretend you didn’t just say that lol. Overall, kinda dry with your humour bc in my head his humour brand is Dry too LOL

I am also the kind of person who can cry just cause someone else is crying.

Ghia would scold you or make you feel like an idiot because of that (he might think it’s a liiiiittle cute, but the chances of him telling you that is like 0.0001% lmao). He’s prideful as hell too so…. But he might also find it annoying or ridiculous (depending on the situation). 0/10

Ris would hand you a tissue and maybe offer his embrace. He thinks it’s a little odd, but it’s not something he would give most of his attention to after you explain it to him. 4/10

Melone would coo at you. Would tease you with it too. He’d also love your tears. Something about you crying…kinda turns him on…maybe. Overall, he’d be the one who doesn’t mind it the most and likes it the most too. 100% wouldn’t make u feel stupid or weird about it, that’s for sure. 8/10

For hobbies, I'm very fond of cooking, singing, and playing video games.

Cooking - Ghia’s taste is Picky, so he won’t eat everything you cook and will 100% complain if it’s something he doesn’t like smh. Ris enjoys the domesticity when you cook with him, but he’s 90% in charge bc he likes certain dishes a certain way. He would also give you constructive criticism like you’re on masterchef or some shit😭😂. Melone would eat it all up. No complaints. On the pan, on the plate, on the cutleries, on your body. Man don’t give a fuck. Put your cum in it too and he’ll gobble that shit up SO quick😭 Overall, would eat anything you give him because he’s chill in that aspect bc I see him as kind of a trash eater? 😂

Singing - Ris would listen and dish out a compliment once in awhile, Melone would verbally appreciate it the most (and also secretly record it and save it amongst the 2k other files he has on your singing lmao), and Ghia in all his tsundere-ness would ask you to can it (he really doesn’t want u to shut up but you don’t actually know that lmao).

Video games - Risotto would never LMAO. If he sees you playing games, he’s just gonna go about his day or even turn around lmao. Ghia probably thinks its childish. Melone would indulge in this hobby of yours the most. Probably buy some for you or even make hentai games just for u💓

I hate bugs with every fiber of my being though, I will definitely run out of the room like my life depends on it.

Ris is the best candidate for this because he would kill it for you, Ghia would walk out, and Melone would scream and run with u LMAO

An ideal date would probably be relaxing at home or going somewhere quiet to hang out and talk.

Melone would try to push you to go out & try different kinds of dates, which is fun in its own, and a good balance for compromise between the two of you. But then again, it’s not like he’s constantly going out lol, so when you go on your ideal dates with him, he’s reminded that intimate quality time like these are so important too (and it secretly becomes his favourite types of dates as well because more time = more info on his lovely baby)

Risotto would match up with this the best, but that would also mean these kinds of dates (chill, lowkey & personal) will make up majority of your dates. And he (imo) is quite fond of chill lowkey routine type dates, so...unless you’re the homebody introverted type, I don’t think Ris would match the best.

Ghia’s ideal date is probably travelling? And 60% involves his car and other cars & 40% involves trivia & debates (whether it’s a game between you two or at a bar against other teams). No other interests LOL

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All in all, Melone x anon 🤷🏻‍♀️

I hope you enjoyed this 💜

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(Okay to rb)

tl;dr be on the lookout for ways ur parents/other older folks are being manipulated by the media they consume because Trump's official emails are scarily similar to patterns of emotional abuse

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Okay so I'm not saying that Trump supporters are anywhere NEAR the top of my "people that need protecting" list (they aren't. Like at all.), but I want y'all to see something.

We've seen lots of posts going around about "a few weeks of Fox News/alt right YouTube/conspiracy theorist facebook videos have completely changed my formerly reasonable parent and I'm scared". I'd like to direct your attention to another thing dogpiling onto this: if they've gotten so far down the rabbithole that they're on Trump's mailing lists.... those things are written with the most fucking manipulative phrasings?

I started recieving tons of mail to my spam email after RSVPing to the Tulsa rally to make sure those seats stayed empty. I checked the emails out of curiosity, and whatever team writes them (in the "voices" of Trump & his sons) always finds a way to shame you, and then make you feel like Trump is your friend and you can help him and redeem yourself by giving your personal friend Donald some more money. It demeans the reader and then tells them that they could be an American Hero, if they just kiss Trump's ass a liiiiittle more. Also, all the "my father"s in the emails ~supposedly~ written by his sons are cringeworthy and Malfoy-y at best but just plain creepy.

Anyway, is it ridiculous to say your parents may be being emotionally manipulated by Trump's emails and that's something you should look out for? Idk. But I figured most people here don't actually see the stuff he sends to "supporters" so take a look.

Also the ones marked from "don jr" are actually from "eric" for transparency. Sorry I can't keep his beavis and butthead sons apart but it's probably all the same email writing press team anyway