InstaJock: Going Viral
**Hey! This is my entry for @occamstfs Viral Transformation Challenge. Congrats on getting 2,000 followers, and thank you for beta reading this and helping me edit it. I hope I can get to 2,000 followers myself one day!
For those who are new to my stories, this does connect to the plot established in my blog, but the concept is simple enough you should be able to follow along even if you don't usually read my stuff! I hope you all enjoy!**
When I talk about the InstaJock App Phenomenon – which I seem to do a lot. What is this, the 17th InstaJock related post? I need to diversify more – I usually talk about the transformation aspects and not the app itself. That’s partially because the transformation is the most interesting and hottest part, but it’s also because I haven’t been able to take a good look at the app. Even with all the protective spells and equipment I have, I can’t use a phone with InstaJock on it for very long without getting an urge to set up an account.
Until now.
With some help from the devilishly handsome (and literally devilish) Nick, I’ve been able to get my hands on some better equipment and better explore the app. I was able to spend a couple hours on it before I needed to quit, and actually got some very interesting information, mainly about how the app works post-transformation. I had always assumed that once a user got transformed into a jock, they’d ignore the app from then on unless they wanted to change someone. I was very, very wrong, not just about that but about the purpose of the app itself. It’s not just for making people into jocks: it’s for finding the best ones.
The app generally works like any other social media app, with its members posting about their interests. It’s set up is a lot like Instagram, where pictures and videos are the main format used for posting, but what really makes it different from other social media apps is the content. You can probably guess what an app full of buff cocky jocks looks like, but I’ll confirm it for you: the app is a thirst trap paradise.
The entire app is stuffed with half naked – and sometimes fully naked – photos of buff jocks, ones of all different kinds. If you can think up a jock related stereotype, they have a full hashtag dedicated to it. Just buff jocks playing sports, flexing and making out with other hot people, for as far. I know that doesn’t sound too different from normal social media apps, as most have a healthy NSFW side, but the posts have more in common then just showing jocks. Each and every post, every one that I saw, mentioned a Master. Some were talking about how they were getting pumped up at the gym for Master, some were talking about how they loved being jocks and were so glad Master had found them, and some were literally begging for Master to notice them, often wantonly describing how they’d debase themselves and be the sluttiest jock ever, all for him. Everyone on the app would post at least once a day about this mysterious Master. It doesn’t seem to matter if the jock is a dom, a sub, a top, a bottom, in a relationship, single, gay or even straight, all of them wanted this mysterious unnamed master – so much so they seemed to completely change personalities whenever he is mentioned. It seems instaJock has an additional side effect I didn’t know about till now: complete and utter devotion to their Master.
It took me a while, and some covert interviewing of a number of jocks in their DMs, but I think I figured out what's happening. The Jocks aren’t just posting for fun, they’re competing with each other. InstaJock isn’t really a social media app, it’s a sort of ranking app. Every day the jocks log on, post a picture of themselves with a caption somehow related to their Master, and leave likes on some of the other posts, usually the ones they find hot. If a jock’s post gets enough likes though, they get what every jock wants, what all of them are trying to get. They get to Go Viral.
Going Viral on IntsaJock isn’t like going viral on a regular app. It essentially means you’ve gotten enough likes, been reposted enough times, and have become popular enough on the site… that Master has noticed you. That's what the social media part of the app is really for. It’s just a way for Master’s jocks to organize themselves so only the hottest ones show up on his feed. If he really likes you, he’ll do more than just look too. Soon that Jock will disappear from his regular life, never to be seen again, whisked away to become a part of Master’s personal harem. This entire time the app has been about one thing: creating lovestruck sex slaves for the man who created InstaJock.
Like most actual social media apps, InstaJock jumps from one thing to another, and what's viral is always changing. But there are two tags that are always trending on InstaJock. The first, and most popular, is #JockMaster, which is only ever used by this mysterious Master when he makes a post. I’ve seen his account. He never shows his face on it, but from what little of his body that makes it into the photos, he’s… enchanting. As much as I hate to admit it, seeing just a bit of that creep almost made me drool. He usually only posts a couple times a week, as opposed to the jock who posts daily, but everything he posts goes viral on the app in moments. I’ll admit, there's something about his posts that is just… hypnotic. I almost set up an account after seeing one myself, and probably would have if Nick wasn’t there to stop me.
The other tag that's always trending is… more interesting, at least to me. It’s #MastersBoyfriend. It’s another tag used only by Master, and one he uses whenever he posts a picture of one particular member of his harem.
Whenever he posts pictures… of my Uncle John.
I finally know who took my Uncle. I know who this Master is. I suspected it was him for a while, but now I’m sure. The man who made InstaJock and the man who turned my Uncle into a slutty buff himbo are one in the same. I finally have proof.
So now what?
**The identity of the person behind InstaJock AND the person behind my Uncle's transformation and kidnapping has finally been revealed! Been working up to this for a long time, and I'm glad to keep this story moving forward! Hope you liked it as much as I do! Thank you to @occamstfs once again for being absolutely awesome and inspiring!**
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writing tips - sick/poisoning fics
so since you guys ate up the injury thing like holy fuck 1.5k notes in 24 hours??? hello?? I thought I'd do a semi-related one about sickness.
disclaimer because you guys thoroughly reminded me of this: medicine is fucking weird and everybody reacts differently. this is blanket statement information, not the mayo clinic. idc that 'oh my cousin had that disease and he didn't have that symptom' okay whatever like sorry but that's not the point of this post. this is just to eliminate egregious mistakes. I'm not looking into every possible way this illness will show up. chill your tits. the comments on the last post were just like. dude. chill.
aurkay so.
poison-related illness.
okay poisoning is such a cool concept and there are literally so many cool effects it can have. Idk why everyone goes with the holy trinity of hallucinations, fainting and nausea. like yeah those are good but there are so many other things???
like internal bleeding. literally the best. I love it. It's slow but hella deadly and sometimes people can't even feel it/don't know what's happening. that's such a great option for whump or some angst. like they didn't know until it was too late. gold.
also - some poisons are not dissolvable in food or drink. Like certain medicines, they lose effectiveness if digested instead of injected intravenously. obviously you don't have to know that but if you wanna get into it, do a lil bit of research. could bring up some intriguing scenarios.
infection or sepsis
yoooo. sepsis is lowkey terrifying. infections are similar to actual illness but are caused because of an unsanitary wound. lots of interesting symptoms to browse here:
fever, cramps, fainting, hallucinations, dehydration, delirium, nausea, sores, sepsis, organ failure and on and on and on.
infection happens so fast too. like forget to change a bandage once and boom it could be infected. (is that a whump opportunity I hear...?)
sepsis is like the point of no return pretty much. Unless you've got crazy medical technology, sepsis is really really bad. basically, it's when the body overreacts and starts to damage its own tissue. leading to organ failure and then eventually death. spooky.
regular illness
this just means like a virus or something. a key point of viruses is an elevated temperature and dehydration; the body's primary responses. burn the bug out and dehydrate it.
depending on the illness, symptoms will vary. respiratory infections or viruses involve congestion, coughing, sore throats, a rattly breathing sound, and productive coughing (phlegm and mucus). Stomach illnesses include cramps, nausea, dehydration, dizziness, low blood sugar, weight loss, and diarrhea. these can overlap but mostly those are the groupings.
with fevers come achy joints and sensitive skin. fever is inflammation, like mild swelling everywhere because of how intense the antibody reaction is.
dehydration sets in really quick. really bad dehydration induces dizziness, nausea, diarrhea, delirium, lethargy, and fainting. great motivation for a whumper to possibly restrict whumpee's water intake...?
just some prompts! kinda low energy today sorry I haven't been posting, xox
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Oh good the Lorch is sending herself asks about me again.
[Lily's Post]
Oh yeah Lily calling marginalized people a "pick me" for not having the same exact opinions as you doesn't make you look bigoted at all.
Unlike you I don't think children's cartoons are activism. And my pointing at that some people like to try to downplay the lesbian themes in Steven Universe, or at least the way lesbians interact with the themes of the show, actually has nothing to do with the show itself.
Hey Lily did you know I also really don't like the word queer being thrown around, refuse to call myself that because it means strange and also dislike "anti-assimilationist" types?
Speaking of which:
[Lily's Post]
Yeah I say that about the kids telling me queer has been "reclaimed" for me. I would think you'd agree, Lily.
Those are two completely different concepts you dumbass. We can have gay content in mainstream media without it being insulting dreck driven by rainbow capitalism.
Lily is the one who basically wants the Hayes Code back. She wants every show and movie to tell her who is good, who is bad, what to think and for the bad guy to get thrown off a cliff at the end.
Lily just because those are the only two pieces of media YOU know I like doesn't mean that's all I like or have ever seen. Have you seen But I'm a Cheerleader? How about Saving Face?
Hey Lily if you'd actually watch my responses to you:
No I sneer at shows with bad depictions of gay characters when they have bad depictions of gay characters. Especially when they break their own spines patting themselves on the back for it.
Are you trying to get ahead of my VOD you falsely struck going back up on Thursday? You know the one where you said an early 2000's flaming queen stereotype in some shitty Alicia Silverstone vehicle was super good "gay rep" because you had some retarded need to paint a narrative that Canadian cartoons "did it first"?
The whole "she's just mad other shows are outpacing things she likes" lol it isn't a competition, dawg. That's you, Lily. That's how you think.
This is how I know its a self ask.
Yeah that's why in my reaction to James Somerton's somehow EVEN WORSE takes on Utena than yours I kept saying things like "Utena isn't really that hard to understand it just tells it's story in a very abstract way".
Also if you think the Sword of Dios is "the sword of patriarchy" you really didn't get it but much like James here I doubt you ever even watched it, Lily. I look forward to your "In a Nutshell" video where you will read out TVTropes with zero context and get everything wrong.
Lily I hadn't watched the show fully in over 15 years when I made my very first video on you. I wasn't even expecting to talk about Utena you just went on a tirade about it in the middle of your 2023 Steven Universe video.
In fact, the reason I even cut that video in the first place is I was so impressed with my own recall of the show. And then it got 5k hits out of nowhere on my then completely unestablished channel because people just hate your takes that much.
And now making fun of you has paid for my new GPU and CPU. No Man's Sky is running great and I'm ready for Dragon Age Veilguard so cheers!
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Hey hey! I just finished a ridiculously complicated and long UQuiz about fandoms! Please take it! :D
I put my heart and soul into this PLEASE play it!! I like sharing stuff I like, it's fun I promise. <3
Edit: This is kinda aimed a little at whump enjoyers btw, not entirely but a decent bit. Warning for swearing, possible spoilers for any/all included fandoms, vaguely mentioned drug use in one answer to one question, and violence. (Fictional.)
Included fandoms: Shark Wars, Warrior Cats, Pokemon Adventures, Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Adventure, Hetalia, Percy Jackson, Gameknight999, Scratchcraft, the Pokemon Anime (with Ash as the protagonist), How to Train Your Dragon (books), How to Train Your Dragon (movies and shows), Spiderwicks Chronicles, and The Monkees.
Look under the cut for the "awnsers" to each question (after taking the quiz) if you want some context. XD This took me forever! (Warning, doing this will make this post very long.)
1. When your story gets serious, what do you want from it?
1. Pokemon DPA: A deeper meaning that gets the author in WAY over their head.
2. Warrior Cats: A deeper meaning that could be taken the exact wrong way if you so chose to.
3. Gameknight999: A deeper meaning that was probably not intentional.
4. Shark Wars: A deeper meaning that is mentioned explicitly once or twice and then never added to again.
5. Pokespe: A deeper meaning that needs a little thinking to make any god damn sense at all.
6. Pokeani: A deeper meaning that only seems to show up in half-canon material.
7. Spiderwicks: A deeper meaning that doesn't seem to have any actual bearings in reality.
8. HTTYD Books: A deeper meaning that CATCHES YOU OFF GAURD. LIKE, FUCK DUDE-
9. Scratchcraft: A deeper meaning that is pretty obvious if you ignore the fact that it doesn't actually exist.
10. Hetalia: A deeper meaning that is questionable at best.
11. Percy Jackson: A deeper meaning that hits really hard when you start growing up.
12. HTTYD movies: A deeper meaning that was better done somewhere else but I still cried.
13. The Monkees: A deeper meaning that just barely made it past the censors, and it as true to the real world as it could ever aim to be.
2. What do you want out of a protagonist?
1. Pokemon DPA: Overpowered. Also bites people on the ass.
2. Warrior Cats: I like to switch things up as the media progresses. :3
3. Gameknight999: Really traumatized but you wouldn't guess that at all from the concept of the story.
4. Shark Wars: Edgy but in a cringe way.
5. Pokespe: I like to switch things up as the media progresses. >:)
6. Pokeani: I can't tell if he's aroace or gay God Bless America.
7. Spiderwicks: I don't care. As long as they're in SOME SORT of a family-
8. HTTYD Books: Cursed by the repetition of history.
9. Scratchcraft: I want to pick my protagonist thank you very much.
10. Hetalia: Immortal, but silly.
11. Percy Jackson: Badass who everyone is scared of, but, like, they're so nice. :")
12. HTTYD movies: The more the merrier!
13. The Monkees: Someone funny, and maybe a little bit high.
3. What kind of antagonist really gets you going?
1. Pokemon DPA: Manipulators.
2. Warrior Cats: Just a little guy. :3 they kill people Just a little guy-
3. Gameknight999: At least a little edgy, preferably have motivations that don't make any sense.
4. Shark Wars: Kinda horny for no reason. lowkey
5. Pokespe: Utterly insane most of the time.
6. Pokeani: Idiots and/or common criminals.
7. Spiderwicks: Big scary beasts are good! Smart ones too!
8. HTTYD Books: Tumblr sexyman in a not-not-very-hot way.
9. Scratchcraft: Lowkey I could probably beat them up.
10. Hetalia: It's kinda weird to think of anyone as an antagonist. :(
11. Percy Jackson: Yeah. This guy would kill me and laugh about it.
12. HTTYD movies: Animal poachers are my favorite!
13. The Monkees: Is an antagonist really necessary? (Or is it the producer… hmm)
4. Pick a creature please!
1. Pokemon DPA: EXTREMLY overpowered magic penguin.
2. Warrior Cats: Cat who is cat-racist
3. Gameknight999: Minecraft wolf!
4. Shark Wars: Shark who is shark-racist
5. Pokespe: Traumatized rodent.
6. Pokeani: A weirdly athletic rodent
7. Spiderwicks: Fairies!
8. HTTYD Books: Dragon! (Sentient edition)
9. Scratchcraft: Cod God
10. Hetalia: A sentient piece of food.
11. Percy Jackson: Black Pegasus.
12. HTTYD movies: Dragon! (Pet cat editon)
13. The Monkees: Hmm... Monkee...
5. Pick an epic quote from one of the pieces of media in question.
1. Pokemon DPA: "I'm fine with being stupid!"
2. Warrior Cats: "Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won."
3. Gameknight999: “You can only do what you believe you can do. I can do this,”
4. Shark Wars: “Let’s get you back where you belong before you catch your death.”
5. Pokespe: “If you can only achieve a dream by being deceitful, using others, and crushing their own hopes, that’s not called a dream, it’s called an ambition.”
6. Pokeani: "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
7. Spiderwicks: "We call them 'fairy tales' for a reason, you know. They're not real."
8. HTTYD Books: “We're all snatching precious moments from the peaceful jaws of time.”
9. Scratchcraft: "Goodbye everybody! I'm going to the sky!" (Storm, S2E30)
10. Hetalia: “It seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they're dead.”
11. Percy Jackson: "If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself,"
12. HTTYD movies: "I wouldn't kill him, because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him… and I saw myself,"
13. The Monkees: "If, uh, people say well, I can’t carry a note, I can’t, I can’t say, I can’t sing, I, I’m tone deaf. But nobody’s tone deaf, and if you love music, then you can play music."
6. How much violence are you feeling like looking at?
1. Pokemon DPA: The real fear happens when the comic relief finally stops.
2. Warrior Cats: Somehow the worst part is that hardly anyone seems to notice something is wrong.
3. Gameknight999: It's a game, but only to half of the participants in the conflict.
4. Shark Wars: Oh, that's torture and mass killings graphically detailed in a children's book, okay.
5. Pokespe: The blood was censored, but somehow you know it's there.
6. Pokeani: It's all fun and games until somebody randomly drops dead.
7. Spiderwicks: Everything is totally fine mom! My sister DIDN'T just get kidnapped by the fae! I promise!
8. HTTYD Books: Ultimately, it's never the violence that truly hurts, but the fact that you know it will happen again and again, and all you can do is try and make things marginally better while you are still here, crawling through the mud.
9. Scratchcraft: You get to choose how real any of this is.
10. Hetalia: A comedy with an underlying truth of extreme violence and war and the realization that none of these people can be friends forever.
11. Percy Jackson: Somehow we always seem to push through. ̶u̶n̶t̶i̶l̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶m̶o̶r̶e̶
12. HTTYD movies: We will always keep fighting! (But there comes a time that sometimes fighting the good fight is not actually the good fight anymore.)
13. The Monkees: It entirely depends if we're talking about slapstick comedy or the real deal here. (If you look too deep you'll find both.)
7. How do you like your fandoms.
1. Pokemon DPA: I'm fine with a small fandom. I'm not bothered by the bones of a (slightly) bigger one.
2. Warrior Cats: This fandom feels like being surrounded by a pack of wolves! thumbs down
3. Gameknight999: I have never been in a worse fandom. Seriously. Imagine being in a fandom of twelve yearolds on WATTAPAD that then transitions to DISCORD. This is what Hell feels like. (And I'm Catholic.) /pos I luv you guys but STILL
4. Shark Wars: Literally no other person in the whole world is perfect for me. :3 (PLEASE JOIN ME. PLEASE. HELP!)
5. Pokespe: This fandom feels like being surrounded by a pack of wolves! thumbs up
6. Pokeani: Most god awful takes you've ever seen because half the people here don't even like the content and the other half are eight years old.
7. Spiderwicks: What fandom?
8. HTTYD Books: When the fandom is just the size that you can't argue with each other over media or you'll fall apart. ok symbol
9. Scratchcraft: Tight knit fandoms on almost exclusively Discord and a children's coding website are good enough for me!
10. Hetalia: Honestly, I love the discourse. I'M SORRY I KNOW, I JUST- gets jumped
11. Percy Jackson: The memes are so unfunny it feels like it's stuck in the 2000s.
12. HTTYD movies: I don't even care if half the fandom is crossovers with unrelated fandoms, I want to have fun!
13. The Monkees: Pretty big and dedicated, once you get there. (Might have to sort through the graves of 2014 first though.)
8. If you were my mutual in this fandoms (HYPOTHETICALLY) what sort of content of fandom stuff do you like from a mutual.
1. Pokemon DPA: This whump fic is NOT weird, I promise! (>:3)
2. Warrior Cats: Whump fics every october. thumbs up
3. Gameknight999: 1 (one) 66,000+ word crossover fic and basically nothing else.
4. Shark Wars: Stupid meme edits.
5. Pokespe: Memes? ? Gore? ? Animating the same scene eight times? Yep
6. Pokeani: Uh… I did a ship week once?
7. Spiderwicks: Fancontent? glups
8. HTTYD movies: 80 billion reblogs once in a blue moon
9. Scratchcraft: Fanart that has absolutely no relation to canon.
10. Hetalia: The occasional shitty animation.
11. Percy Jackson: Old art posting.
12. HTTYD books: Gore art of everyone's favorite buff teenager <3
13. The Monkees: Literally over 1000 reblogs in two weeks, and then shutting up for a month.
9. (Sorry if that last question almost made you click away lol.) Now, pick a SILLY quote completely out of context! :D (And further apologizes if none of them are funny out of context. lmao)
1. Pokemon DPA: "Nah…he probably started a rock band! He's got the hairdo for it!"
2. Warrior Cats: "Okay, I'll bring back your stupid stick. Keep your fur on."
3. Gameknight999: "Theres another sign, it says…COM?"
4. Shark Wars: "It was not a good whammo. Not good at all."
5. Pokespe: "I wish [corporation name] would have a lot of customers. Preferably a hundred thousand people on the first day,"
6. Pokeani: "I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!"
7. Spiderwicks: "It just figured that Mom would get back from the store NOW."
8. HTTYD Books: "…she had once stunned a stag with one blow of her mighty bosoms, and many a smaller animal had suffocated in their stern depths."
9. Scratchcraft: "SLAM DUNK!" misses horrifically (Storm, S2E30)
10. Hetalia: "YOU PEED ON THE FLOOR??!?!"
11. Percy Jackson: "Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!”"
12. HTTYD movies: "I knew it. I'm dead!"
13. The Monkees: "Nobody even lends money to a man with a sense of humor!"
10. Pick a piece of an "outfit"
1. Pokemon DPA: A hairclip made with the symbol of a cult which brainwashed you
2. Warrior Cats: A cat collar. It's broken.
3. Gameknight999: Diamond leggings
4. Shark Wars: Tattoos put in place with sea urchin spines
5. Pokespe: Electricity proof (yet fingerless) gloves
6. Pokeani: An extremely rare baseball cap obtained by mailing in cereal box tops obsessively
7. Spiderwicks: A dress made by dwarves
8. HTTYD Books: A torn fire-proof suit (you must wear it to battle)
9. Scratchcraft: Red shirt with a watermelon (with a face) on the back. :)
10. Hetalia: Combat boots with questionable origins
11. Percy Jackson: A silver skull ring
12. HTTYD movies: A wing suit with a partially broken spring
13. The Monkees: Green wool hat.
11. Choose a location a protagonist (or perspective character) finds themselves
1. Pokemon DPA: A building rigged to explode, the only exits have malfunctioned
2. Warrior Cats: A dark forest. Bones crunch underfoot.
3. Gameknight999: A room full of gunpowder, lava sparks awfully close by
4. Shark Wars: Enemy territory, bodies float down around you
5. Pokespe: The rift of time, memories that you do not know fly by
6. Pokeani: A sunken ship on the bottom of the ocean, it is quickly filling with water
7. Spiderwicks: A dumbwaiter, it stops in a entirely closed off room
8. HTTYD Books: The mast of a sinking ship, lightning burns through the air
9. Scratchcraft: A mermaid gladiator arena, who needs to be serious? :3
10. Hetalia: An empty box of tomatoes, gunshots ring outside
11. Percy Jackson: A place so evil that you are too mortal to process it's true horror
12. HTTYD movies: The beach, making your final stand against someone you used to love
13. The Monkees: A large black box.
12. Choose an experience a protagonist has endured.
1. Pokemon DPA: You feel yourself begin to cry. No matter how evil this person is, you cannot help but forgive them. When will they understand?
2. Warrior Cats: You stand alone, suddenly in complete darkness. Overwhelmed by shame, you realize it is better for them all to think you are dead.
3. Gameknight999: You stand on a thin path under the world, your greatest enemy with a pickaxe in his hands.
4. Shark Wars: You find yourself in the deepest trench in the ocean as you are pulled down by a weight you cannot remove.
5. Pokespe: Ice freezes around you, crackling slowly up your arms as you scream for help. No one comes.
6. Pokeani: You feel your soul slowly begin to dissipate as your body turns to stone.
7. Spiderwicks: Your body shakes, skin burning as poison touches it. You lift your foot, revealing what is left of something you should have loved.
8. HTTYD Books: You have been kidnaped, and finally, your letter to your mother has been returned. You reach your skinny arms through the bars of your prison window to unravel the paper. You can't help but wonder what wonderfully army she might have sent to rescue you. What do you find? A resounding "No," you must save yourself after all.
9. Scratchcraft: Lightning rains down around you, but you smile. It's finally time to join the other gods in the sky. The people you once loved are nothing but shadows to you now.
10. Hetalia: You lock yourself in your room. Days, weeks, months, and years pass you by, but even three centuries of knowing your fate cannot prevent it from occurring.
11. Percy Jackson: As a person able to breath underwater, you are yanked into unfamiliar waves, for the first time ever, you know what it is like to drown.
12. HTTYD movies: The beautiful creature before you lays it's head on the earth, giving up. Your hands shake and the dagger falls to the ground.
13. The Monkees: You stagger through the desert, but when you have finally found a vending machine, standing there atop a drifting hill of sand, it doesn't give you what you wanted.
13. Pick another quote that made me feel emotions. (Side note, the HTTYD books series especially has a lot of great quotes. Just some unfair propaganda from me. :3 Can't be TOO serious can we?)
1. Pokemon DPA: "You're no big bad war machine? Y'know how I know that? … You're crying."
2. Warrior Cats: “My curse is to live forever, knowing what has been and what has yet to be, powerless to change anything.”
3. Gameknight999: “Sometimes we have to reach a little farther than we can, be a little stronger than we are, and do things that we normally wouldn’t be able to, because we must, to take care of those we love,”
4. Shark Wars: "You're a murderer!" "A realist,"
5. Pokespe: "No matter how much I reach out to the brightness of the outside world… the darkness keeps dragging me back. No matter how hard I try, I never get to enjoy my freedom,"
6. Pokeani: "We do have a lot in common. The same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different… well, who knows?"
7. Spiderwicks: "Don't you know me? Am I not your own self?"
8. HTTYD Books: "You, dear reader, I am sure cannot imagine what it might to be like to live in a world in which books are banned. For surely such things will never happen in the Future?"
9. Scratchcraft: "I'm am not smart and I should not have done that. Ha hA- Hope I didn't loose everything I own." (Saltyy)
10. Hetalia: "When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think how fun it will be to pound them into dust."
11. Percy Jackson: “Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”
12. HTTYD movies: "A man will never how far he's willing to go until he steps to the edge and looks down"
13. The Monkees: "Um. Kidnapping man."
14. Window shopping! Pick a "iconic" cover/thumbnail with the name of the series cropped out!
1. Pokemon DPA: [A picture of the cover of the seventh book. It shows Hareta, Koya, Heataran, and Shaymin. It is mostly red.)
2. Warrior Cats: [A picture of the cover of Into The Wild. It shows an orange cat with green eyes among blades of sharp green grass.]
3. Gameknight999: [A cover of a book showing Gameknight brandishing a sword at a red Enderman. It looks weirdly off model for a minecraft book cover.]
4. Shark Wars: [A picture of the cover of the first book showing a very blue shark (Gray) with a smaller a green one (Barkley) next to him. There are others in the background. It is mostly blue.]
5. Pokespe: [A picture of the cover of book three in the Red and Blue arch. It shows Red and his pikachu Pika, as well as a few of his other Pokemon along the side. The background is green.]
6. Pokeani: [Part of a Poster showing Ash, Misty, Brock, and a whole lot of Pokemon. The background is white.]
7. Spiderwicks: [A picture of the first cover. It shows the three main characters looking down at a book with very different expressions. The drawing is brown tinted, but the area around it is blue.]
8. HTTYD Books: [A picture of one of the covers of How To Betray a Dragon's Hero, it shows Hiccup being carried above a lake by a red dragon.]
9. Scratchcraft: [The cover of StormLordZeus' final episode of season two. He is an armored minecraft man with glowing purple eyes floating in a lightning storm.]
10. Hetalia: [The cover of the first book in the series. It shows Italy, Germany, and japan on a white background.]
11. Percy Jackson: [The first cover of the first book. it shows a boy trudging towards New York City through the ocean, a golden sword in his hand. It is stormy.]
12. HTTYD movies: [A poster for the first movie. It shows a large black dragon (Toothless) reaching his nose out to touch Hiccup's outstretched hands. There is a wide moon in the background.]
13. The Monkees: [A screenshot from the Daydream Believer music video. Peter is playing piano, Davy is behind him, singing, Mike is playing guitar above them, and Micky is on the other side, also singing and playing tambourine. The room is rainbow striped.]
15. This quiz is all over the place, isn't it. Whatever. Time to pick the sort of media you would like to enjoy your chosen franchise/series in.
1. Pokemon DPA: A short(-ish) and sweet manga series.
2. Warrior Cats: It is critical that these books must have as many mistakes as possible. Also, there must be a LOT of them.
3. Gameknight999: Books where you eventually start wondering if the author proofread this stuff at all /pos
4. Shark Wars: Vaguely obscure children's books
5. Pokespe: A really fricking long manga series
6. Pokeani: This anime is WAY too long.
7. Spiderwicks: A short series of thin, but aesthetically pleasing books
8. HTTYD Books: Some surprisingly chunky books with a cool font!
9. Scratchcraft: Youtube videos where most of the series is deleted :(
10. Hetalia: Anything I can get my hands on. A webcomic, an anime, music, more than one musical for some reason, etc…
11. Percy Jackson: A book series that has several levels of optional other series to read with it :D
12. HTTYD movies: Movies and a whole lot of optional episodes if you want them
13. The Monkees: A two season TV sitcom from the 60s, a movie, several books from the people involved, and several albums of varying quality.
16. Pick a silly story I've had happen in relation to these stupid things.
1. Pokemon DPA: I thought it was a different series. Like, I picked it up and thought I was reading a different book series than I was.
2. Warrior Cats: I stayed up ALL NIGHT at Girl Scout Camp reading one of the books a few into a section of the series that I have never read before or since.
3. Gameknight999: I associate the smell of magazines with this fandom now, unfortunately.
4. Shark Wars: For some reason I could not find book two. Like. For four years. Why. I found everything else almost at once. What about book two makes it impossible to find.
5. Pokespe: I made it my mission to read through the entire series in a month every summer through middle AND high school.
6. Pokeani: My mother constantly apologizes for letting me watch this show. It's great.
7. Spiderwicks: On a four hour car trip, the only thing I brought to do was read this book. I get car sick when I read in a car.
8. HTTYD Books: When I was in like second grade I accidentally left one of the books out in the pouring rain at an aunt's house. It survived, shockingly.
9. Scratchcraft: I'm a thumbnail artist??? Idk how that happened woah
10. Hetalia: My friend and I were out watching this show in the middle of winter. She got minor frostbite. I wasn't even cold. skull
11. Percy Jackson: I read the first book instead of having Thanksgiving dinner with my family. It wasn't on purpose. Nobody could find me and I was too busy reading to notice how much time was passing until everyone was already gone and there wasn't food left.
12. HTTYD movies: This and Das Boot Directors Cut are my favorite things to watch on the TV. Yeah.
13. The Monkees: I was very upset in college and I prayed for any sort of distraction to make me feel better. A day later, I got so hyperfixated on this fandom that I could not think about anything BUT the fandom and began alternating between squeaking in joy and sobbing for about three days straight.
17. Thank God that's over! Woah, speaking of Him, pick an afterlife! (If there is no such thing in the series in question, I picked the next closest thing that appears in the media.)
1. Pokemon DPA: Chunks of earth float in the twisted sky. Somewhere you cannot see, a shadowy creature roars.
2. Warrior Cats: A life just like yours, but none of you can grow anymore.
3. Gameknight999: It doesn't apply. My code will be gone before I get there.
4. Shark Wars: A sparkling ocean, uncannily blue and full of voices, but calm.
5. Pokespe: Time is paused here. Music floats through your ears.
6. Pokeani: Not sure. Every time I die, I seem to come back. I guess it'll be a surprise?
7. Spiderwicks: Suspended in time on the back of a magical creature. If I reach down to touch the ground, I will finally disappear.
8. HTTYD Books: My death doesn't matter. What matters is what I do in my life.
9. Scratchcraft: A comedically timed Minecraft "YOU DIED" screen.
10. Hetalia: Well, I'm not ever going to die, first of all.
11. Percy Jackson: You have to be a hero to even remember living once you get there.
12. HTTYD movies: Presumably Valhalla?
13. The Monkees: Can't. The writers won't let it end. (They crushed it anyway.)
18. What "bad end" would you like to be a very easy possibility in something you read?
1. Pokemon DPA: The world has been restarted, made into something devoid of love and emotions. But you'll never live to see it, in fact, it's as if you've never lived at all.
2. Warrior Cats: A horrible drought robs a society of water, slowly, they all wither away.
3. Gameknight999: The virus bleeds out of the game, infecting the real world turning it into a nightmare.
4. Shark Wars: A horrible emperor takes over the entire world, cannibalizing or enslaving anyone who stands in his way.
5. Pokespe: The protagonist stays frozen, and unfortunately, the second follows in his footsteps. There is no one to stop change now.
6. Pokeani: A creature beyond all of humanity has decided that people do not deserve to live free.
7. Spiderwicks: The fae continue killing, families are lost to their power, the town twists, crackling into the trash heap at its center.
8. HTTYD Books: As they say, "If it doesn't end well, then it isn't the end!"
9. Scratchcraft: [I've got nothing. Honestly. I don't know how I've managed anything serious so far. Feel free to pick this if you don't like the other options lol.]
10. Hetalia: Well. Honestly. The whole thing kind of feels like a bad end?
11. Percy Jackson: The Old Ones take over again. There is nothing but suffering for humanity now.
12. HTTYD movies: Everything will continue just as it was.
13. The Monkees: Well. The band broke up.
19. Okay, if there are any fandoms you DO NOT WANT to be recommended, speak you peace now. (This will give you one point for every other fandom. Picking "no," will give you one point for everything, to even them out.)
1-13: [self explanatory]
20. One more question! Time to pick your own. >^w^<
1. Pokemon DPA: If you had the choice to, would you forgive the man who hurt you so badly?
2. Warrior Cats: If you had to break the rules to find your true place, would you do it?
3. Gameknight999: If a day for you was 72 days for your friends, how often would you visit?
4. Shark Wars: If you were a fish, would you eat another fish if they asked you to very nicely?
5. Pokespe: If you had to conceal your true self if it meant love from others, would you do it?
6. Pokeani: Would you pick ̶c̶h̶a̶r̶m̶a̶n̶d̶e̶r̶,̶ ̶s̶q̶u̶i̶r̶t̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶l̶b̶a̶s̶a̶u̶r̶, or pikachu?
7. Spiderwicks: If you were to find out faries were real, would you put your life on the line in order to see them?
8. HTTYD Books: Do you believe that it can ever get better?
9. Scratchcraft: If you were a god, would you play a quick board game before ascending?
10. Hetalia: If you were to live forever, would you take it seriously?
11. Percy Jackson: If you had the choice to life forever or be a target for the rest of your life, would you take the offer?
12. HTTYD movies: Will you keep fighting?
13. The Monkees: "Hey! Who turned on the dark?"
Fandom descriptions:
Shark Wars:
Hm. Did you get kicked out of YOUR Shiver too??
Shark Wars is a book series by EJ Altbacker which goes through increasingly violent and terrible events in the lives of the main characters, all while aiming at a relatively young audience. It's one of those series that takes like thirty minutes to want to start reading the book (even as it's in your hands), but once you do, you literally can't put it down. Truly a masterpiece, if I, the only Shark Wars fan on the planet, can convince you. I highly recommend this series! It's a lot of fun!
(Don't worry about the Shark Magic, it's martial arts if they say it is.)
Warrior cats:
May all cats old enough to catch their own prey gather before highrock for a clan meeting!
Warrior Cats is a book series written by a group of authors who, together, go by Erin Hunter. It follows the lives of a whole lot of cats, and it does so in a way that is shockingly gripping (and, let's face it, a little ridiculous), frankly, you couldn't really ask for a better middle school friend group roleplay. About a million characters, and about a million ways to interpret them… purrfect. (sorry)
(The moon pool sure is cold at this time of night.)
Pokespe:
The power of the Viridian Forest has bestowed upon you the ability to read something real good.
The Pokemon Adventures (or Pokemon Special) manga is a very long running manga series written by Hidenori Kusaka. It currently goes from the Red and Blue games ALLL the way to Scarlet and Violet, and it does a great job too! It's characters are original and three dimensional (despite being based on game counterparts), and it's plots can be completely unexpected, even for someone who played the original games. I highly encourage getting into these series, or at least reading up to the third book. It's a lot of fun.
Yes. We KNOW about the Arbok already, stop mentioning it!! Why do you think we're here!??!?
Pokemon DPA:
…do you want to meet a god-
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Adventure is an eight book series by manga author and artist Shigekatsu Ihara. It centers around the travels of Hareta as he makes his way through the Sinnoh region. Very fast paced and with slightly odd humor, you may wonder why I like it so much, and to that I have to tell you that it is, in fact, my FAVORITE Pokemon media. I know. A little ridiculous. But who can blame me? The art, character designs, and story are all really good, and the action is nothing to scoff at. If you like something silly, just a wee bit violent, and a lot of fun, give this series a try! I could really use a friend in this fandom. XD
We don't mind being a little stupid here. :3
Hetalia:
Oh boy, here we are.
Hetalia is a controversial manga, anime, and musical franchise started by Hidekaz Himaruya. It is a satirical telling of various points in history through humanized versions of the counties. It is absolutely not everyone's cup of tea, but it helped me to better understand (and find interest in) history, and if you like satire and historical situations, this may be the place for you.
Uh… Make pasta not war?
Percy Jackson:
Well. I didn't ASK to be a half blood. (And I guess neither did you.)
Percy Jackson (which hardly needs an introduction) was originally a book series by Rick Riordan, and has since expanded into a (not very well liked) movie series, and a show, as well as many other connected series. Despite this, the original book series is by far my favorite, and if you are looking for something that is very funny, and very violent, it is the way to go. Have fun demigod!
(PS: I think I saw the upstairs window glow, did you see that?)
Gameknight999:
Ah. I see, you got hit with the digitalizer too!
The Gameknight999 series is an unofficial "isekai" Minecraft novel series by Mark Cheverton. It can be considered childish, and most often found in book fairs at elementary schools, but it can have a much darker tone if you want to look into it. The fandom itself for this book series came at a difficult time in my life, and though I am unable to determine whether the fandom was an overall net positive or negative for me, the books were definitely a positive. They inspired creativity and community, while also being objectively hilarious in concept.
Come, let's hold hands and frolic through our computer screens together. :)
Scratchcraft:
Welcome new Scratcher! Click the "create" button to make a new project. :3
Scratchcraft is a Minecraft SMP that is currently in it's fourth season. What is interesting about this SMP, however, is that it was started on the website Scratch.mit.edu, and, also, that it is not very active. While the content itself in this fandom is few and far between, the community is incredible once you get your footing in it. The member who currently uploads the most goes by "StormLordZeus" on Youtube and went by "haunted_enderman" on Scratch. (His Minecraft skin is pictured in the result image above.)
And NO, you can't ask to join Scratchcraft.
Pokeani:
Sorry you woke up late, we've just got a Pikachu left! Oh well, no matter.
The Pokemon Anime (starring Ash Ketchum as the lead character) was an anime that lasted for 25 years across 26 seasons and several movies. It is not my favorite Pokemon Media, but it is still one of my favorite fandoms of all time due to it's cast, great range of amazing to hilariously bad animation (only sparingly), and episodic nature. If you are looking for something fun that you can pretty much jump into whenever, the Pokemon Anime may be the right fit for you!
Enjoy your journey, you hopeful Pokemon Master!
How To Train Your Dragon (movies and shows):
Welcome to dragon training!
The How To Train Your Dragon movies and shows were based on a wonderful series of the same name, but quickly fell completely off the mark. You may think, because I personally prefer the books, that this means that the movies are bad in some way. Absolutely not! Without spoilers, the first How To Train Your Dragon movie is my favorite movie of all time, and the second it's really all that far behind it. If you want something with incredible music, a great story, and a really nice message (not even to mention the characters and animation) try out at LEAST the first movie, and start branching out from there if it hooks you in like it did me.
And, yeah, if you see that Night Fury, I heard pretty much everyone is looking for it.
Spiderwicks Chronicals:
Must've taken the dumbwaiter up here huh?
The Spiderwicks Chronicles is a short book series made by Holly Black and Tony DiTerlizzi. I must admit that I do not often post about this series, but despite that, it is one of my favorite fantasy series I have ever read. It's short, sweet, and very depressing when it wants to be. If that kind of thing sounds up your alley, who knows! Maybe someone just like you could encourage me and others to show more interest as well.
(Don't forget to get some fairy bathwater in your eyes on the way out. Sorry if that's gross, it's kinda important.)
How To Train Your Dragon (books):
Well, suffering swordfish, you've found your way here.
The How To Train Your Dragon books series is a twelve book series by Cressida Cowell that follows Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third and his friends as they go on wacky misadventures through the Barbaric Archipelago. At least, it is until the true extent of everything becomes clearer and clearer. If you want something that becomes surprisingly serious (while still remaining rather funny), and is incredible and exciting all the way through, try on these books for size.
Isn't fate artistic?
The Monkees:
Hey hey! We're the Monkees fandom! Some people say we Monkee around!
The Monkees was a 1966 show about four people who wanted to be a band, but it was also a band made up of four people who wanted to be in a band. Depending on what you want, this fandom can provide you from anything from sitcom antics, to Real Person Fiction, to a really weird movie.
-and of course, save the Texas Prairie Chicken.
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What's the worst legacy sequel you've ever seen? What, in your opinion, separates a good legacy sequel from a bad legacy sequel and what's the worst thing you think a legacy sequel can do?
The worst that I've seen is probably Rise of Skywalker. It's close competition, though - both Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and Jurassic World: Dominion have moments that are significantly more stupid than anything in Rise of Sky Walker, but I also think both have a bit more creative effort put into them - Fallen Kingdom has that third act where it basically becomes a Resident Evil adaptation except with a murder-saurus in place of the Tyrant, and Dominion has the whole locust plotline which, while terrible, is at least an unexpected direction for a Jurassic Park sequel to go into that tries to figure out something ELSE you could do with the genetic engineering premise of the franchise beyond just making dinosaurs. Like, all three Jurassic World movies have big problems and they get progressively dumber with each installment, but they're also all ambitious to some degree that I still feel respect for, even if they never really actually reach those lofty aspirations.
Rise of Skywalker, on the other hand, has no ambitions at all. It has nothing it wants to say, no unique twists to pull, no real identity of its own. It's a potroast made of leftovers from better movies, a resuscitated corpse of something much more interesting, patched together like a Frankenstein's monster and abandoned to a cruel world just as callously.
It has no desire to do anything new, merely a checklist of Things You've Seen Before That the Focus Groups Say You'd Probably Like to See Again. Any character that can be slipped into an arc that was done in a previous Star Wars film is slipped into one no matter how little sense it makes for them, and any character who can't is either forced to tread water with nothing to do (hi Finn!) or just quietly shoved off to the side early on and forgotten about (hi Rose!).
Any story beats that weren't in the original films are simply grabbed from a box that reads "time tested cliches to keep your script moving with minimal effort." Make the plot a treasure hunt so we can just race from scene to scene with the flimsiest justification possible and try and trick the audience into thinking something is actually happening! What's that, audience interest is flagging? Quick, throw in a cameo of someone from an older movie! What's that, they're bored again? Pretend to kill one of the old characters, but make sure to reveal they actually lived in no more than two scenes down the line, or else we might piss off the fanboys! Hey, let's look at the Cinema Sins videos for the original movies and see if there's some gripes we can "fix" with this one for added fan cred! Can't disappoint our audience!
It's the story-telling equivalent of smothering something in salt to cover up the funky taste of the close-to-the-expiration-date ingredients.
As for what makes a good vs. a bad legacy sequel... ok, so, let's define legacy sequel first. A legacy sequel is a film or TV show that is a sequel to a popular film or TV series that ended a good many years ago, which brings back some of the old cast of characters (generally played by the same, and thus much older, actors that played them in the past) along with adding a new cast of characters played by younger actors. It tries to replicate the tone of the original series despite being made in a different era and probably by different writers and directors, and generally aims to give you that Ratatouille style moment of nostalgia.
I think most Legacy sequels are kind of doomed to be mediocre at best on the outset because the goal of them from the moment of conception is so mercenary - they're not created to Tell A Good Story, they're created to Keep Consumers Invested in a Lucrative Content Franchise. They have the artistic aspirations of a McDonald's Hamburger - "This tastes exactly like what you had as a kid, and doesn't that make you crave more of it?"
I don't think that art made for mercenary reasons is doomed to be bad, mind you - I mean, almost ALL movies and television were made to make money first and foremost. Even the classic High Art movies I love like Seven Samurai and The Third Man were made for mercenary reasons at the end of the line - it didn't stop the people who were working on them from having artistic goals, but it's a fact nonetheless.
But Legacy Sequels just have an uphill battle in the "artistic aspirations" department, because most people with artistic aspirations don't want to recreate the feeling someone else inspired with their art - they want to put their own stamp on it, their own spin, their own voice. And that will often mean something VERY different will be made, something that might piss of the fans - something that doesn't taste like the McDonald's hamburger you had as a kid, even though it came in the same wrapper.
The worst parts of Legacy Sequels are the only parts that Rise of Skywalker is made of - the parts where the story is clearly only trying to show you things you know, only trying to reheat the leftovers so they taste like your memories, only trying to trick the nostalgia center of your brain that you're four years old again eating at McDonald's. "Here's the thing you know! Here's the running gag you liked, repeated five more times by actors with far less enthusiasm! Here's the same basic premise as the first film, but the stakes have been inflated to make it feel like a progression! Cameos! Catch phrases! Eat your hamburger, you consumer pig!"
The rare good legacy sequels don't really TRY to be legacy sequels. They're just... sequels. Another story in the same world as the first, bringing back the characters who actually have interesting arcs left in them, creating new characters with their own shit going on who have good chemistry with the pre-established characters and setting, expanding on themes from the original and exploring parts of the setting that hadn't been explored yet, and all in all telling their own story that's related to the first one's but still manages to be its own distinct thing.
There are not many good legacy sequels, because a good legacy sequel is different than the McDonald's hamburger you ate when you were four, and might make less money than desired because of it.
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Okay, this is the conclusion to my posts about Sophia Stewart. I'll never do something like this again
Everything I've posted is from her own book or her web presence btw. That's all I'm drawing from and if anyone tells me any information about her they gained any other way I'll block them immediately so uh, don't
Towards the end she reveals some of her other pitches. By showing she copywrote sequels to the Matrix and Terminator
Lots of strange details here - she wrote The Matrix 4 in 2000? They didn't even start filming The Matrix 2 & 3 until 2001. Also, we can see in this book that her pitch has nothing to do with The Matrix or Terminator, but she claims she wrote direct sequels to both?
(Her explanation for how both very different films are ripping off her work - a 1:1 copy, she claims - is, hilariously, that The Terminator plagiarizes it front to back, while The Matrix plagiarizes it back to front. What?)
But also she didn't write it. She registered copyright on a synopsis for The Matrix 4. She has concepts of a plan for a Matrix 4.
The book ends with a pitch for another...she calls it a book, but it's a movie pitch? And this, too, is just a synopsis for some grand epic series, light on detail of character and plot and heavy with lore and rants (in this case, primarily about God and Adam & Eve). Of course her exhaustively long but barely sketched-out epic movie pitch has a prologue, which is also full of Christian-tinged Ancient Aliens pyramid power woo.
Sophia Stewart is unimportant, bc she represents a class of writer. Writers who have Ideas. Who have outlines and plot points but no real story, bc they never write it. But they think just having Really Good Ideas is enough - that you should get credit for coming up with a good idea for a story, regardless of if you make an actual story out of it. They're a "writer", but they never write. Despite this they often have a deep case of Dunning-Kruger, churning out outlines that leave out basic details like "what happens in the climactic battle" and the personalities of characters while insisting that an inability to author anything shouldn't keep you from being praised as a genius author
If that type of person is lucky enough to have money, they become a studio executive or tech guy, both professions awash in the uncreatively creative, or they hire ghostwriters. If they're not, they become the type of person to file spurious lawsuits under the misapprehension they own basic plot concepts. It's the "I coulda made the majors!" of writing, except, you know. Baseball players who didn't make the majors still actually played baseball at some point. I assume from now on all those types will just pump their outline into ChatGPT and try to sell the gunk it slops out and then claim they 'wrote' it so uh, uhhhhhhhhhhhh
The only reason I made these posts was discovering the conspiratorial angle to her work, bc who cares if a major studio has to deal with a spurious lawsuit? That was the part that actually sucks. But also, she does a lot of press: profiles on news websites, podcasts, that documentary was even made by other filmmakers, who actually make films. It's persisted from blogs and chain emails all the way to podcasts and TikToks. All of this uncritically spreads her story, but I also have to ask: how many actual African-American science fiction writers do those platforms profile? How many of them get documentaries made about their work? How much air is being sucked out of the room by the decades long misinformation about the "true" creator of The Matrix? And why is that misinformation so persistent when it takes a trivial amount of effort to find out it just isn't true? It feels good to support the underdog against the big studio, but in this case it just isn't true.
The sad truth is a lot more Hollywood plagiarism cases look like this than are real exposures of wrongdoing, but people tend to accept them at face value since they feel like a little guy taking on a corporation, though in reality it's just two writers suing each other. Take The Holdovers case, where people immediately turned on it, but if you look into it, the two scripts have very little in common, and the accusing writer makes odd claims like a human character in The Holdovers being a ripoff of a billboard in his script.
Or look at Groundhog Day, which was accused of plagiarism by Richard A. Lupoff, writer of the story "12:01 P.M.". The two stories have nothing in common besides a time loop; in Groundhog Day he's reliving a day, in 12:01 PM he's reliving an hour. Groundhog Day is a romcom, 12:01 P.M. plays it for horror. Groundhog Day never reveals the source of its lop but it's clearly fantastical in nature, 12:01 P.M. is explicitly science fiction. In Groundhog Day he escapes the loop, in 12:01 P.M. he never does. You can't deny Lupoff felt personally slighted, but at the end of the day, a world where a writer could own the concept of time loops would be a dystopia where creativity and art would die.
But even though they were wrong, The Holdovers & Groundhog Day cases were based on real works of writing that existed. They were based on a real, if misguided, sense of violation from the writers. But in this case, we have a mere outline of a story with not even basic similarities to the stories she's claiming are a 1:1 copy of her work, and decades of media appearances based on exploiting a community college media student's mistake in 2004. Anyway seems bad
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