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[florida3exclamationpoints]

Damn it 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Alex Kingston is gonna be at the convention in my city in March and I don't have any MONEY

[vee-lociraptor]

chat should i buy all three phoenix wright ace attorney games

[ryan-unofficial]

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This is going to bug me forever

@charlie-unofficial ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT HIDING ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR AND JASMINE'S PAST?

[habibisagi]

was i okay

[inwhichcronusgetshisasskicked]

You've been known to pick fights just for the physical contact before, but this time was an accident, you swear to God.

You take a step back, raise your hands in defense and give a sharp-toothed apologetic smile at the pissed Makara. He's always so God damn hard to interpret. So what if you hadn't taken the time to learn how to read sign language, that's not your fault. You're a busy guy! (even though you're not) Besides, he knows you don't know how to read it. Would it kill him to use a fucking chalkboard?

You don't think you said anything that offensive. Not actually. Your pick-up lines usually don't get a rise out of people this quickly, no matter how cheesy they are.

Maybe it doesn't matter what the hell you said. Maybe it's the way you were interpreted. You decide it's probably that. You decide you get misunderstood all the God damn time, or that people just take it too personally when you're a little crude. As if it's your fault.

Your smile falters a little as the troll takes a step towards you and you finally open your mouth. You decide it's probably best to de-escalate the situation somehow, not that that usually works when you get yourself into shit like this. You wonder, with a twinge of hope, if this is a sign of flinging spades. You know it's not.

"hey, come on, chief, let's just forget about this. it's not like either of us vwant to actually fight or anythin'. i mean, i'm not exactly scravwny, i'd giwve you fight to the bitter e-"

You don't get any further before you're yanked up by the collar of your jacket and backhanded, the mime glowering down at you, and, unbeknownst to you, signing angrily at you. About how he sees the way you treat Mituna. About how he doesn't fucking appreciate you treating his diamond like that. About how he'll string your limbs up like God damn Christmas decorations if you don't knock that shit off. He's proper cursing you out and you have no God damn idea what's happening, staring dumbfounded at his rapidly moving hand. Then he smacks you again, and you decide you could give a shit what the hell he's signing, pusher lurching against your sternum as you wonder if he's hinting at pitch again. He's not. You know he's not, but a guy's gotta have hope.

You taste blood in your mouth and wonder if your lips crashed into your teeth the first or the second time he smacked you. You swallow thickly, giving a terse nod. You don't know what the hell he just said to you but you figure it's probably best to agree with him.

"yeah, you got it boss. vwhatewver you say."

You don't even realize your feet are dangling a few centimeters above the ground before he drops you to the floor and you get reintroduced to gravity. You fall on your ass, and he leaves with a scowl. You wipe the blood off your split lip.

Well. That backfired. Maybe you'll just stop trying to be friendly to clowns.

Probably safer that way.

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[unalivejournal]

[grunklebongrip]

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[vee-lociraptor]

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

[yuttikkele]

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

[homunculus-argument]

This counts as vent art.

[archivegeo]

got a major pest problem this year actually