#soapy answers

[majinbangus]

Some angst about soap getting a one night stand pregnant and only finding out when he sees her in public again🥺 -🧚🏽‍♀️🧚🏽‍♀️

imma be honest, i don't think im good at writing angst, but i'll try for you anon -> more here

"You're pregnant?" He's stuck gawping at your rounded belly, fingertips twitching like he wants to place his hand on it and feel the little kicks in there.

"Astute observation, MacTavish. Are sergeants of your caliber always pointing out the obvious?" You snidely drawl, rolling your eyes and turning away to hide your belly from him, but he follows your movement so you can't buffer his burning gaze.

"You're pregnant with my child?" He clarifies his assessment, hitting the nail on the head. He's always been sharp. Something you've always loved about him. He must have done the math in his head the moment he saw you.

"Children," you admit, looking down at your belly to avoid looking at him. You rub your stomach in a comforting gesture. It'd be a lie to say it was for the babies. "Twins."

"Why didn't you tell me?" He sounds eerily calm. Almost emotionless. But you can hear the underlying discontent in his timbre.

A dissonant twang tugs at your chest. At the memories. "You were the one who ran back to your ex after she called. The night you came to me."

The night you got me pregnant.

"How is she, by the way?" You force yourself to look at him.

He meets you head on. "Okay... We're working through some stuff."

"Ah." You're not surprised. They've always had a rocky relationship. "I hope you can work it out."

Lie.

Soap opens his mouth then closes it, thinking, then opens it again. "Hen, listen, I-"

"I need to get going," you interrupt before the twang in your chest snaps, and pointedly rub your belly. It flutters. "Gotta get to a checkup."

"Ah." He echoes your earlier sound, clenching his fists. "I hope everything is alright."

Nothing about this feels alright.

You give your best smile. "It always is."

-

do i get points for trying? also i imagine this to be like a sad au of my soaps twins au

[blushingbubbles]

post pics pinching your nipples?

hehe like thisssss?

[artificialroux]

I (finally) watched Companion yesterday. One thing that I’m really curious about is: who did Iris think she was? She said she had memories, like college and her trips to Japan. Even though Josh said they were just outlines of memories, I wonder if perhaps she had an entire made up life on her mind. Like, what she thought she studied in college? Did she think she had a job (and maybe had false memories of working while Josh himself was working and Iris was probably asleep)? Did she think she had friends, parents, a whole family? Sure, she never interacted with them (not only because they weren’t real, but her programing had Josh as her only interest), but she might had the idea of their existence on her mind. God, maybe she had a memory of introducing Josh to her parents, like her meet cute scenario.

SORRY I'VE BEEN NEGLECTING MY ASKS CAUSE OF FINALS!!!!

but omg these were my exact thoughts as well!!! like how far do her fabricated memories go?? is she programmed to not think too deeply about them if they don't involve josh as to not flag anything in her system?? it would be cool if we found out more of what she thoughts her life was before meeting josh!!

i do suspect it isn't very developed in her system though as she's meant to be a companion solely for josh and not have much of a personality outside of that... especially knowing him and how he set her up

so her system is probably wired to think of as little of her "background" as possible since she is focused on pleasing josh sadly :(

but it'd be so fun to see her explore and actually form real memories!!!!

i imagined the system may work somewhat like the dont worry darling fake reality?? if you've seen that!!

[lilangelsoap]

soapie . 26 . any pronouns . 100% sfw agere account 🤍🫧

just being lil with my fiancé/caregiver 🧸 . edit & stimboard requests open !

my general tag: #soapie speaks . my stimboards: #soapie boards . my art: #soapie draws . my edits: #soapie edits . ask tag: #soapie answers . blog runs partially on queue (#bubbles goin by)

dni: any nsfw/k!nk , terf/radfem , maps/pedos, racists, ableists, meanies

[v1ttor1nos]

Let's be friends? However, I am from Russia. But I really love Jinx and Victor<3

hey no worries if ur from russia!! its nice to meet another jinxtor fan <3

[soft-husbands]

What must it be like being a John and Aaron shipper? A canon couple. Do they have a ship name? Do magazines write about them? Do the actors ship them? Are there gifsets of happy couple-y moments? Threads of sincere moments between them? Or is this entire relationship just built on manipulation? Do these two even love each other? Because if I were to look at this objectively, it doesn’t look like they do.

Anyone who ships them have major issues that needs to addressed. From the mag articles I have been reading it seems like there is no “ship” name because no one gives a toss lmaooo even if I weren’t a feral robron shipper I still would think Aaron and John were shit and no obviously Danny is not thrilled with his characters situation rn it’s all over his face and body language he’s aching to be working by Ryan again (thinking of them currently filming and they most likely filmed scenes together is making my heart race) and from my two second research I don’t think Danny or any other mags have “shipped” Aaron and John in fact I don’t think he’s ever talked about them lmao he’s just like me

In conclusion no one gives a fuck about John and Aaron as a “couple” they can’t even stand being in the same room together

[killer-cinnamon]

EDDIE HAS ENTERRED THE CHAT

[majinbangus]

This is my first time asking for anything but I’m new to your blog so here it goes,

Will you write something (if you haven’t already) about reader telling soap she’s pregnant or having midnight cravings for something crazy 🥺 -🧚🏽‍♀️

ooh anon hello welcome to my blog! i've rambled about soap having twins before, so this is another chance to write more about them <3

"Johnny... Johnny..."

He wakes to you poking his arm in that gentle way you always do. Much sweeter than Ghost or the captain are whenever they wake him up for his turn on watch. Grunting, he rubs the sleep away from his face. He sits up yawning, "Did y' accidently pee the bed again?"

An enraged smack to his arm. "John!"

"Ach! What? It's happened before, hen, I'm not shaming you for pissing yourself."

"That was one time! And it was just a little leak!"

"Aye, 'just a little leak'. There's no need to be embarrassed, darlin', I know it's not your fault. Got two of my bairns growing inside you, after all."

Ever since you told him you were having twins he was so proud, he would not shut up about his 'strong swimmers'. He still finds ways to bring it up one way or another from time to time. It's both endearing and annoying.

"It was a little leak," You affirm one more time and quickly move on so he doesn't try to rebuttal, "and that's not what I woke you up for. Your bairns are craving spaghetti. And pickles. With ice cream."

"All of it mixed together?" Soap crinkles his nose at the thought, but he swings his legs over the edge of the bed to get up and make it for you despite the late hour.

"Yeah."

He chuckles, shaking his head in disbelief, and stands up. "They got weird tastes."

"They get it from you." You tease with a cheeky grin.

"Probably." Soap sends you a smile of his own. "You can take a nap while I make your weird craving. I'll wake you when it's done."

You settle back in bed, grabbing one of his pillows to cuddle. "Thank you, love."

He winks, walking out the door with one last tease, "And if you piss the bed again, I'll clean it up later."

"John!"

He snickers, making a quick escape to the kitchen. He'll make it up to you later. He knows how much you love his mouth.

[monmuses]

@redgentleengie asked: Which of your muses like the taste of cilantro/coriander, and which are part of the roughly 20% of people that think it tastes like soap? (For the Brady Borderlands Bunch: Krieg, Maya, Yasmin!) ; EVEN MORE ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF

Krieg is (surprisingly) one of the many that likes the taste of cilantro and doesn't think it tastes like soap. he's not like most psychos and actually has pretty solid refined taste when it comes to food and drink. he doesn't mind it all the time, and it's something he considers "okay" for taste.

Maya actually hasn't tried cilantro before and would be in the 20% that thinks it tastes like soap. she had a very controlled taste in foods because of the Order and was never introduced to it. she probably never will, unfortunately.

Yasmin HAS tried cilantro, but she HATES the taste. she is apart of the 20% that tastes soap instead. she also likes fancy dishes, but never wants cilantro. ever. hates the taste.

[artificialroux]

in my head u are iris.. BRO IS IRIS!!

this is so so flattering to me cause iris is literally me i love her so bad! also i tend to visualize ppl as their pfps too so like ur shauna to me

[sleevesareforlosers]

if you genuinely excuse ipad parenting by saying 'people have to work long hours and are tired when they get home so its not their fault' id like to direct your gaze to the entire human history worth of single parents, poor parents, parents working strenuous jobs, etc, who existed before ipads

[hikeyzz]

my bathroom flooded today bc my upstairs neighbors have an unpermitted laundry machine installed and probably disconnected the hose spilling all the dirty laundry water down through my ceiling vent into my bathroom. i tried to clean it up as quick as i could but i don't have seven thousand towels to mop everything up with and now both the laminate in the bathroom and carpet outside the bathroom have very visible water damage. so. that's cooooooool

[lilangelsoap]

hi ! my big sis is also sleeping and is past my bedtime but not sleepy yet ! my favoritest thing is my stuffie i take with me everywhere !

hi !!! i ended up falling right asleep oops,, i hope u could get some sleep at some point !!!

i’m so glad u have a stuffie to take everywhere that’s so awesome !! /gen

what kind of stuffie are they ??? i have a red panda who’s my comfort stuffie i would love to bring him places with me :-)))))

[majinbangus]

Soapy thoughts on him being smug and proud while his girlfriend is treating his split lip and other cuts and bruises he got in a brawl?

Some dude thought it would be wise to hit on his little sunshine, even after she said no. Repeatedly. So he really had to hammer in those manners into the guy ... 👀

(Love from this persistent new to fandom anon, but you can ignore 💜)

oh this makes the soapy thoughts sudsy (love to you too persistent new to fandom anon <3)

You've got an adorable frown, standing between his legs as you gently tilt his head up to dab at the cut on his smiling split lip.

"Wha's the matter, sunshine? Why you poutin'?" He lifts his fingers to touch your downturned lips only to be stopped as you push his hand back down with a glare. It's cute. Like a kitten or puppy bearing its fangs for the first time. He'll still have to be careful if he doesn't want to get bitten.

"Be quiet, you idiot, you're hurt. I'm tryin' to clean." This time you place a hand on his shoulder, as if that could keep him still, and continue your dabbing, pink tongue peeking out to rest at the corner of your mouth as you concentrate on your task.

Soap chuckles lowly, disregarding your orders. You open your mouth to scold him, but then he grabs the wrist of the hand that's doing a piss-poor job of keeping him still, and yanks you forward, making you straddle his lap.

"John-!"

"That wasn't a nice thing to say, sunshine. 'Specially since I got that bampot to leave you alone." Soap grabs your throat, squeezing lightly. He feels how your pulse quickens under his fingertips, the silent gulp that pushes against his palm. He waits for you to protest. You don't disappoint, simply resting a hand on his wrist. "C'mon, aren't you proud of me?"

"You got hurt!"

You let out a little yelp when he pulls you close, your lips brushing against his split one.

"This is nothing, Sunny. Just a few scrapes." He smirks knowingly. "You gonna tell me you didn't smile when that fucker whimpered after I broke his nose?"

"Well, no, but-"

"Gonna pretend you weren't gigglin' when he limped out of the pub with his tail tucked between his legs?"

You sigh, defeated, and lean your forehead against his, cradling his jaw. Your fingers gently scratch his stubble. "I just don't like it when you're hurt."

"And I don't like it when scum like him harass my woman."

You pull back, and Soap lets his hands rest on your waist while yours rest on his shoulders.

"You know, I am proud of you."

"I'm proud of me, too."

"Tch." You roll your eyes, but can't fight the little smile off your face. Soap grins back and you brush your fingers against his split lip. You study it, concerned. "I still need to clean you up."

"Mm." His eyes drop down to your lips, a calculating look in his eyes. "I can think of few ways you can do that."

You don't get to ask how because Soap flashes a wicked smile before pulling you into a heated kiss.

[theflirtmeister]

Could ghost survive a saw trap I think Amanda could get him in a rigged trap and fry his ass. I don't need to ask about Soap BC he's doomed by the narrative. Soap would be in the bathroom gnawing off his leg.

ghost would survive and then instantly trip on something coming out of the saw trap and brain himself on the concrete

price kills soap for no reason, even amanda is like "dude"