I don't even know if I like visual novels...
The only reason I'm not writing this in a notebook is because I want to draw later and I don't want to hold a pen any longer than I need to. And the only reason I'm writing this at all is because it's my fourth day working from home and my boss hasn't given me any instructions. So, as Bjork's guttural utterances crawl through my tinny work-laptop speaker, let's put my idea where no one will see it; on my tumblr.
Followers of my private notebooks (of which there are exactly one and a half since my best friend hears all the synopses) will be familiar with a trio of OCs currently known as the Orchid Sisters. Coming up is my ten year anniversary of not knowing what to do with them. They, and I, are beginning to get restless. There have been too many disastrous attempts, within several formats.
My best friend, who I won't name since she's online and doesn't need her reputation soiled with my bullshit posts (let's call her Sammy), suggested that I choose a new medium (since I've tried and failed a few of them for this trio) which properly facilitates the tone and setting, and that I go back to the inspirations for this 'series.' I've just deleted a detailed synopsis of the myriad of inspirations which have mutated the non-existent story of these three characters, including "Twilight Eclipse, but just the soundtrack."
Let me jump to the idea because I'm getting bored of writing the history of my own ideas for literally zero audience. Actually, fuck it. It's easier if I just draft it. Enough throat clearing, here goes nothing. Cringe is dead.
Initializing...
Authenticating...
Greetings, Administrator. You have likely discovered this software installed on your machine with no memory of how it got there or what it is for, considering that this is your first time using it. You also likely put aside your knowledge of cyber safety and clicked on it because you saw a sticky note on your desktop with an arrow pointing toward the application shortcut, reading "Boot up if amnesia strikes -- Z." Since you know very well who Z is and you trust that she's quite well-versed with computers, you followed her advice.
MAIN MENU
[Help Menu] [Select User] [Settings] [Archive] [Quit]
HELP MENU
[Introduction] [What is this software?] [Who are you?] [How do I change the user's settings?] [Where are the files located?]
WHAT IS THIS SOFTWARE?
This is an application designed by Zelda M Green to manage her own amnesia and social anxiety. You are 84% likely to be Zelda Green, and you of course know if you are her, but I am accounting for the fact that the other two users can (but usually will not) access this help menu. Detailed descriptions of Zelda's reasoning behind creating this software can be found in [Archive]->[Development Log].
This application executes simulations of your social interactions from the recent past, and is updated automatically upon cybernetic upload conducted by my robotic avatar during your hours of sleep. As such, it allows you to extract your own memories and observe simulations of them in order to optimize future social interactions. Seeing as how the cybernetic upload feature is still under development, some user-submitted context clues and social responses will require your input during the social simulations. Completed simulations are available for re-viewing in [Archive]->[Memory List].
For Silence: Zaza-nee made a sim where she can see her memories of convos because sometimes she forgets or gets blushy about it. And you and Tata can use it too!
And so on.
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all tomorrows fakeposting???
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I hate having to switch out my breather... especially when I need to get a new one, they're always sensory hell for the first few days until they get used to you.
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BIG fucking mood OP. I got a new job recently and my new job host is TOO FUCKING TALL to walk on! I keep getting vertigo and falling over!!!!
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Sometimes I get really sad about the fact hamuns used to be sapient like us. Like... imagine what could have been. What was. It makes me sad to look at my pet and think she could be a person, too.
#mod's personal posts
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ok but who gave satyriac hardcore vibrations the right to be so fucking good
that shit shakes so hard it makes you dizzy
#satyriac hardcore #ngl it shakes so hard my neighbors lodged a vibration complaint with the landlord ^•m•^ #now i have to feel to it when theyre at work
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dios mio... la creatura
#hamuns #hamunblr
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i think i accidentally made one of my great-great-great grandkids ship clainzy lmao. i was watching the show together with the youngest and she compared them to her and her husband
#txt #stargazer #stargazers #clainzy #clary x dainzy #dainzy x clary
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Hello !
The spider was wondering if you could make Tumblr layouts ( or just icons ) of Oka Ruto from yan sim ? Thank you very much :3
- Spider anon 🕷️ <- ( dunno if this has been taken yet )
could only do one so im not doing a fancy formatted post 😞 hope you like them anyways
reblog & credit to use
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hi guys
*starts hopping around like a little animal and sticks my hands out of my exhibit*
im insane over these stupid doofuses
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Hi Itachi is Etsuko your mother since you guys are very similar and strong?
Itachi: Occasionally she visits. We don't talk much because she's always busy.
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Such a sad experience to follow someone who doesn't follow you back and who regularly posts shit like 'my fellow mutuals' 'my beloved mutuals' 'I would kill for my mutuals' 'my mutuals can come into my house and kiss me on the lips and fuck me in the ass'. It's like hanging out with a bunch of people who are all best friends and nobody even knows your name.
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You know what would be the worst? If at the end of the war when all is said and done, after the clones lost every little thing they had, after Vaders rise and the Jedi’s fall, after all that death and hardship and misery? It would be terrible to be a clone and wake up like suddenly coming out of a coma, in a stasis chamber that they grew up in and rarely left, there was the craziest dream just before and there’s the lingering feeling something important just happened, this is Kamino 35bby, all the information they were just fed is already neatly stored in their perfect flash-memory brain. No ones died yet, all of that was a simulation based on a calculation of events to instal orders and hone the discipline of troops. It’s dark, there’s no way of telling if anyone or anything exists beyond the boundary’s of the inside. There’s a designated call sign and designation along with vitals displayed in the line of vision, it’s also counting down the seconds to when a new simulation is set to begin.
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