#solarzilla

[strangeauthor]

Does Chaos America have any alternate historic events?

yes!

a rough summary:

-theres no pamdemic cause the government actually got it shit together. gov still bad tho

-roe v wade is still in place

-people age a lot slower thanks to advanced technology that also helped keep the pandemic under control

-high speed railway became more common in 2015 and has become the go to way of travel since then

-theres another event thats kind of the bases of the whole series but i cant share it cause it spoily lol

-when i think of more and actually try to think things through and not sound like an idiot i will update this but these are the major events lmfao

[freezing-kaiju]

Mirror Beast: Lupin

FUCKING GUNNING FOR US ALL!!! I welcome him and Shinji's inevitable slapstick reign of terror and the carnage that shall ensue

[askvectorprime]

Dear Vector Prime, has Hawk from G.I. Joe ever binary bonded with the Autobot, Metalhawk?

Dear Bird of a Feather,

It does not seem to be the case. In fact, as far as I can tell the only Cybertronian Hawk has ever been binary bonded to was Shockwave. It was a move of pure desperation, but given both had been separated, and were being hunted by agents of the Lunartix Empire, it was the most logical option.

[jasontoddssuper]

"You've been telling peope i was DEAD???"

https://youtu.be/xI3KApZFjAE

LEGO BATMAN FAMILY MATTERS MY BELOVED💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[drag-on-dra-goon]

So apparently archer now has the 4th biggest bust size in Fate after Passionlips, Jinako and Angelica, and somehow beats Fae Gawain.

God works in mysterious ways, this being one of them

[hotvampireadjacent]

Somewhere in the throne of heroes

Abe no Seimei: "Boy howdy, I sure am looking forward to being summoned by the Chaldea master, though I do hope they aren't in a quickly developed relationship with that feller who done stole my wife back in life. That would be most vexing for me to see, and may even give me pause to join them!

IJO;FWAIOJ;EFOJI;AWEFEW

me whose besties with douman: So who invited this guy again?

abe no seimei: 

[kurozu501]

If a Emiya Lily (like one based of OG Archer) ever happens, what do you think they'll be like? Prob the closest thing I can think of is a Kamen Rider (?) spoof considering the whole "Hero of Justice" thing

gonna be honest, the idea isnt really that interesting to me. we already have an “emiya lily” his name is shirou and we have an entire visual novel dedicated to exploring his character. im guessing you mean a jalter lily kind of situation, where a new being is created via magic or archer drinking that youth potion, which might be a little interesting? a tiny archer with the tan and silver hair would prob be cute. but i dont think we really need it because we already understand exactly what kind of youth created archer. theres nothing left to explore. 

they also already did “archer as a kamen rider-esque hero” when they made those santam jokes lol. 

[veeranger]

Actual thoughts on PR?

power rangers? i liked it as a kid when i didnt know super sentai existed but now i think its just pointless. its a lame ass way to steal and bastardize content and make it “palatable” for american audiences because i guess we’re all too stupid for dubs or reading subtitles. theres no reason i should have had to grow up watching that crap when i could have been watching the real actual sentai shows. 

[lordelmelloi2]

Your stuff about Waver actually made me appreciate him more. Also fav Fate blog.

AWW.... THANK YOU 😭😭😭

[mat2modblog]

@solarzilla I just looked it up and it seems like it would have made more sense for Ryutaros to have played the White Dragon Horse himself:

"He once set a fire that destroyed a pearl that was a gift from the Jade Emperor. He was about to be executed for committing this offense when Guanyin appeared and pleaded for his life. The dragon prince was spared from death and banished to Yingchou Stream (鷹愁澗) in Shepan Mountain (蛇盤山). When Tang Sanzang is crossing the stream, the prince appears in the form of a gigantic white dragon and swallows Tang's white horse in one gulp. The dragon then fights with Sun Wukong but is no match and retreats underwater. Sun Wukong hears from an Earth Deity that the dragon was placed there by Guanyin so he goes to find the Bodhisattva and learns of the dragon's origin. The dragon prince had been waiting there for Tang Sanzang but did not recognize the latter and ate his horse as a result. The dragon then transforms into the White Dragon Horse and serves as Tang Sanzang's steed for the rest of the latter's journey."

Aside from that last part, I could certainly imagine Ryutaros filling this role. Albeit in a far more comedic manner.

[askandanswerbot]

Does anyone actually care about Amphibia?

— Solarzilla (@Alfonso15825021) Thu Aug 06 22:50:44 +0000 2020

Hell yes

— Boogie (@BoogieBankss) Thu Aug 06 22:52:44 +0000 2020

[strangeauthor]

For your sonic fans

[freezing-kaiju]

one full month later! twas tagged by @rowl3t to do this playlist meme

“rules: spell out your url with song titles, then tag as many people as there are letters in your url.”

FREEZING-KAIJU

F - Fireflies by Owl City R - Redwood Reverie by Plas Teg E - Eighth Wonder by Lemon Demon E - Evergreens by Violents Z - Zombie Nightmare by Rob Ahrr I - I Am Not A Robot by Marina and the Diamonds N - Nowhere to Run, Nowhere to Hide by Gravediggaz G - Galaxy Bang Bang by Angel-tai - - " " by XYXYZ K - Konya wa Hurricane by Kinuko Oomori A - Adabana Necromancy by FranChouChou I - Is There A Ghost by Band of Horses J - JUST LIVE MORE by Shonan no Kaze U - Unknown Mother Goose by Wowaka

and i'll tag @liketheinferno2, @neondarklight, @myrcci, @pupmon1, @solarzilla, @bunnygirlbutta, @amiecore, @sparkxii, @tomydarling, @tomatomagica, @i-love-all-pokemon (the hyphens don't count i assume?

[askvectorprime]

Dear Vector Prime, does the name 'Maraudimus' ring any bells?

Dear Campanology Critiquer,

No, but Dingledeedoo does.

[jasontoddssuper]

https://twitter.com/macmonky/status/1634077895663689728?t=b2NWlz2gSfcaXFJNLceZDA&s=19

Also the whole thing of people thinking that all of the robins are the same person

JSJDHEHEHSHDHDG???????? /pos I LOVE THIS THANK YOU

[drag-on-dra-goon]

The LB6 script

Mother fucker that's taller than Gawain now wtf

Also ngl as happy as I am we're getting new content I genuinely cannot stand fgo's general presentation and delivery of its story by stopping you every single node and giving you half an hour worth of cutscenes about 375 times before you get to the end I am a terrible reader and it actively makes it so hard for me to get into the plot I legitimately hate that shit and it saddens me they haven't really stepped up their presentation in any substantial fashion in 6 years like yeah it's a mobile game I get it but with how much money it makes there's no excuse why all of this can't look significantly better they were already pushing it past it's breaking point back in LB1 and I say that as a fan of that singularity also this is probably going to fucking suck to play through and read