I swear to god the Resident Evil fandom has like. Five jokes total. And we won’t shut up about them.
Jill Sandwich (classic but very overdone)
Seven Minutes (I’m so sick of this line fr)
Chris punching a boulder (we’re right to meme on that honestly)
Lady Dimitrescu (Most of those jokes are pretty gross actually)
Where’s Everyone Going? (Bingo?)
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some things i desperately want to show the van der linde gang
bass pro shops
target / walmart
paintball
ATVs
motorcycles
camcorders
fairs
american football
the beach
aquariums
RVs
halloween
uno
thrift stores
group chats
antique shops
country/rock/punk music
western movies
speedboats
water parks / amusement parks
all you can eat buffets
christmas lights
smores
therapy
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hello yuridemon… question. favourite bliss member and why
if we're talking chapter 3, manepear !! he's one of my favorite content creators in general and his videos are my favorite to watch... hopefully we get some chap 3 content from him soon...
CHAPTER 2 THOUGH... oh man the gamebreakers as a whole but if i had to pick one of them it'd be togez, i love his exploration into the exploits but also the pure way that he never completely trusted mugm in the team and left his belongings to wyll when he wouldn't make it to the seasons finale...ohhh makes me sick.
chapter 1 has to be midmysticx!!1! just because i love her and her content so much !!!
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just got back from the beach where my friend and i had to make a game of how many people catcalled/revved their engine/slowed down to roll down the window and gawk at us because it got so horrendous like what even was that we were literally drying off from going in the water
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reposting bc pinterest got a hold of this one
REPOSTOBER no. 2
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Tell me abt your favorite fountain pen and ink of the moment!!! I want another pen (with a cool nib maybe? Fude or parallel?) and I’m loving diamine dragons blood
I'd say my pen of the moment is a Pilot Vanishing Point I got ground into Kirk Speer's CSI (cursive smooth italic). I don't tend to get on with Pilot's modern nibs, they're a bit too glassy smooth for me, but I keep trying their pens because their pen bodies and mechanisms are fantastic. So I tried the VP (as well as a decimo) and fell in love with the click mechanism, but as ever didn't like the nib. So I sent it off to get ground, figuring that it'd write more like other CSIs by Speer (that I tried at my local convention) than like a Pilot nib, and I was right. Now it's a really fun writer, and the italic adds some pizazz to my writing. It's not left my rotation since, except for brief cleaning.
Ink of the moment is a little harder. I think I'll go with the most recent bottle I've bought, even though it's not in any of my pens at the moment. It's Wearingeul's Metamorphosis, a nice dark maroon, kind of like Diamine's Oxblood but with a purpler tinge, and a light gold sheen. It's a stately color.
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projecting on luffy again. get bited.
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We love Bruce's tragic ignorance of Sheila's role in Jason's death.
We love Jason never telling another soul what Sheila did, because he loves her, because he's grateful she showed him compassion as soon as it didn't cost her anything, because nobody needs to know.
We need to go further.
Jason's last act as Robin got an innocent woman killed. His own mother, a doctor who should've lived many more years making the world a better place.
Poor Doctor Haywood might've survived being forced to work for the Joker, but Jason dragged her into a dangerous confrontation instead.
It's obvious what happened: Jason was trying to show off. He wanted to impress his mother by revealing himself as Robin and taking down the Joker. Treating everything like a game, never considering the consequences.
And despite losing everything to his recklessness, Sheila still used her dying breath to praise him. It's a tragedy that such a sweet woman dedicated her life to caring for others, but her own son doomed her with his carelessness.
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thinking about tubbo yelling "THEY SHOULDNT HAVE WON!" about bolas today during the qsmp awards and, ya know, a major reason they won was simply mind games against everyone else:
cellbit and foolishs massive fuck off lava sandcastle for the egg war that the other teams got frustrated and downright gave up on by the end
the entire team running with the idea of gradually fucking up their skins, yelling nonsense and never taking off the gas masks
tubbo talking about how he had genuine nightmares about the murder husbands despite the fact they are his actual irl good friends
cellbit breaking out fucking "queridinho" at pac during the flag event (cellbit pls get less good at acting, this shit was actually terrifying)
the whole teams' demeanor during the entire event of: "why would we do that? WELL, WE'RE FUCKING C R A Z Y THAT'S WHY!"
- also that they had the combo of fucking good coordinaters and builders and fighters but also were so destroyed by the event that some of them had physical reactions to the stress *IRL* - making them Impossible To Predict
ending in tubbo losing the 1v1 with phil (and therefore the event) because he was simply too psyched out
Bolas Rojas was pure psychological warfare.
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Some underrated moments in book 2
🤍 When Xie Lian admitted if it weren't for his cultivation method, he 100% would've read the smut mortals write about Pei Ming already.
🤍 When Xie Lian described Mu Qing as a ✨Standard Pretty Boy™✨
🤍 The way Fangxin MOANED when Xie Lian took it in his hand after hundreds of years of separation.
🤍 Mu qing's worst fear being muddy scalies.
🤍 Qi Rong's poetic soliloquy about STDs.
🤍 When Shi Qingxuan disarmed Feng Xin, a powerful martial god with centuries worth of experience, just by running into him tits first.
(Book 2, 3, 4, 5)
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A FRANK EDDIE HOWDY TRUTHER. HOWS IT FEEL HAVING THE LARGEST BRAIN EVER
Your honor, they’re fruity-
Fluffy, wholesome, probably the softest shid I’ve drawn in a long long time NDHHDHDH
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EVERMORE by taylor swift (feat. bon iver) — “and i was catching my breath, floors of a cabin creaking under my step. and i couldn’t be sure, i had a feeling so peculiar, this pain wouldn’t be forevermore.”
my #swiftiegiftexchange2024 for @lovesickallovermybed!!!! 🫶🏽🫶🏽
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SubScorp Week 2023 - Day 5: Mortal Kombat Legends
"Such sloppy footwork, Sub-Zero. Get up and try again! Unless, that is, you'd rather stay down here..."
@subscorp-week
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Things that are easy to miss in Dragon Age: Origins, I guess:
If you talk to the soldier guarding the tower of Ishal, he tells you they found tunnels under it, so they should already know it’s compromised.
If you exhaust all dialogue with the head templar of the Lothering chantry, he’ll tell you about the right of annulment being sent for (at least if you’re a mage).
If you reject Leliana and talk to the barkeep, he tells you a bit more about her.
Honorable mention to the people who completely miss Leliana bc they never go in the tavern.
The Orzammar Palace Dragon.
The full Blackstone Irregular and Favours for Certain Interested Parties quest lines, which I missed my first couple play-throughs.
You can extend the quick bar by dragging it.
Feel free to add your own to the list.
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Me the very first time I heard "So you do like me" "I like you alive":
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