shoutout to everybody who's favorite character is heavily associated with a character they don't care about (or worse actively dislike) by majority of the fandom🥂🥳
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i just can't get over how "oceangate" is the company name and not some nickname given to the "should we care about billionaires dying in a poorly designed submarine" discourse
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good morning only to angels with mommy milkers
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Broke: I can’t imagine Percy Jackson as blonde. It just doesn’t fit his character.
Woke: Percy having blonde hair opens the door for a meta joke like Annabeth saying he’s the reason the dumb blonde stereotype exists, which fits perfectly with their early stage relationship. Also, surfer vibes.
Bespoke: Percy having blonde hair perfectly encapsulates his character because blonde hair does a thing where it significantly darkens as time passes, which is a direct parallel to how Percy gets “darker” as time passes. AND now that Luke has dark hair, Percy going from blonde to brunette will signify him becoming more like Luke, literally starting to look more like him. And the same applies if Poseidon is cast with dark hair. The change in color would symbolize Percy growing into the powers his father gave him. In this essay, I will—
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clara oswald is a manic pixie dream girl, but only in the literal sense of each of those words, the non-metaphorical meaning. manic not in a cutesy ‘teehee i’m so quirky’ way, but in an ‘i’m an actual control freak who wants to be able to successfully balance two very different lives and be competent in leading both of them. apparently i also need to sleep and eat and relax like a normal human being??’ way. pixie not in an ‘uwu whimsical’ way, but in an ‘assertive woman of short stature who may or may not be a mischievous trickster entity from a distant mythological past, one that looks adorable at first glance but embodies ambiguity and mystery’ way. dream not in the typical sense, but in the ‘i walk through the valley of the shadow of death and fear no evil; i appear in your mind at inopportune times; you can’t get rid of the idea of me, i haunt you like a persistent nightmare’ sense. girl as in impossible.
point is, she is much-deserving of the label in a non-derogatory, non-dismissive way, but as a genuine expression of awe and fascination
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gale: *pours his heart out about his backstory, trauma, and horrific situation with his netherese orb, hoping and praying for forgiveness from the player
certain bg3 players: haha literally WHAT is this man YAPPING about 😂😂 like fr this is soooo cringe
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I’m curious, what does Gaz’s shirt say in the “Scotland Trip” picture??-
It's probably a "I ❤️ my scottish girlfriend" t-shirt that they bought for Ghost (he absolutely refused to wear it) (it was 2 sizes too small anyway) and now Gaz and Soap insist on taking "honeymoon photoshoots" together at every tourist attraction they visit
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