#someone has to have done this before

[light-of-the-two-trees]

Melkor: *sitting on top of a dining table, clutching his crown protectively* Mairon: *enters* My lord... if I may ask, why are you sitting on top of the dining table? Melkor: *in a high voice* This is my kingdom. I may do as I please, Mairon. Do not presume to question me. Mairon: *sighs* Where is the spider, my lord? Melkor: It's in that corner over there. Please, Mairon, I can feel HER eyes on me...she still lusts for the Silmarils. Mairon: *peering into the corner* This spider appears to be quite small, my lord, not near large enough to be as dangerous as one of Ungoliant's spawn. Melkor: Well then! Kill it! Mairon: *nervously* I still do not wish to risk it, my lord. I shall have it killed with great speed. *turns to shout down the hallway* GOTHMOG! GET OVER HERE!

[chaotic-average-child]

Listen in my defense it wouldn't leave my brain

[verysickofthisshit]

hannibal lecter getting abigail hobbs high off mushroom tea

[asphaltvalkyrie]

So, I started BG3 and

My elf boy when Karlach said she wanted to ride him until she saw stars:

Sorry Gale, but the lady wants what the lady wants and who am I to say no?

[ceephorsshitshow]

[heartfictionkin]

wow he flying

[coiled-dragon]

[siphonocore]

It's called a Dunkin donut because you Dunk in the donut and Dunk out wet eat the donut

[bonkersdbobcat]

[immoralfag]

new james apology video huh

[fauxyz]

thinking about andreil in one of those soulmate aus where the first words your soulmate says to you are written on your body, because their first words to each other are "better luck next time" and "fuck you."

and like, it's messing me up thinking about their lives and how they'd be impacted by having those words written on them.

neil's words "better luck next time" written across his chest becoming another way for his father to hurt him, because neil isn't good enough and apparently he never will be, even for his soulmate.

andrew's words "fuck you" written on his wrist, causing the adults around him to treat him differently even before he's old enough to understand what the words mean. (and then, when he's old enough, knowing that they're the reason.)

on the run, neil's mother being so adamant that he never meets or socializes with girls because she's convinced that his soulmate will betray them.

andrew growing to hate the words on his arm and deciding to get rid of them, and feeling more and more resentment for his soulmate every time the words come back through the scars.

neil keeping a bandage over the words on his chest even when he doesn't keep the rest of his scars covered because he can't stand to see the words taunting him when he catches a glimpse in a mirror.

andrew hearing people tell him the words so often that they lose their meaning as a soul mark, until he starts to think he doesn't even have a soulmate and instead they're just how the whole world feels about him.

so the first time neil tells him, "fuck you," he doesn't even notice how the words burn under his skin.

but the first time andrew tells him, "better luck next time," neil feels that icy chill searing the words across his chest, and the thing that gets him to agree to come to palmetto is a morbid curiosity, a sick need to find out exactly how andrew is going to stab him in the back.

[azurityarts]

emera infinity gauntlet

[bloodfin]

[cosmik--debris]

i was thinking about this video and it just clicked

[yourlocalabomination]

Best thing about being able to draw is that I’m allowed to doodle stupid things.