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bruqh · 6 months

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murph “creates a campaign spanning villain whose been taunting the party at every turn and is capable of absolutely devastating emotional damage and shows up in the climactic battle full of rage with nothing left to lose” murphy vs emily “what if he was wearing a vest” axford

#naddpod #akarot is so fucking funny as a villain #like fucks with the party soo hard #kills people they love #creates demons out of innocents #weirdly obsessed with teen boys??#soooo petty #also ik i called him murph murphy he is murph murphy to me #emily axford #brian murphy

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genderascendant · 16 days

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I cannot believe i havent seen anyone talking about kaos. Jeff goldblum was literally born to play zeus in a hawaiian shirt

#mine #kaos netflix #kaos #like. honestly though yall are sleeping #the show is SOOOO up tumblrs alley #its funny its violent its irreverant its gay but also. i have never seen an adaptation actually treat greek mythology like this #the gods are as PETTY SPITEFUL SADISTIC AND MONSTROUS AS THEY ACTUALLY WERE. AS THEY WERE ACTUALLY WRITTEN ABOUT #plus it’s like the greek mythology modern au that i dreamed about when i was 12

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beybuniki · 1 year

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they spend 100 bucks at the snack bar as well

#shoto definitely uses his dad's card for eveythingggggg he is so petty and entitled to the money!!!!#bakugo i trying soooo hard not to say sth abiut deku this is post war theyre all traumatized and tired #bnha #MIDoriya izuki #deku #bakugo katsuki #todoroki shoto #tmntmm #yipiieeeeee

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princessbrunette · 3 months

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drivinginstructor!pope — the moodboard ♡

#drivinginstructor!pope #he’s soooo grumpy passive aggressive petty pope cos u won’t tell him what u want #meow #an au a day :p

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ministarfruit · 2 years

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day 22: “there is something deeply wrong with you” ♡

(prompt list for femslashfeb)

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muxas-world · 3 months

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I was not expecting lewis to insert himself into a bras pitt movie, but good for him i guess tht hopes nico gets his royalty

#hi is soooo petty #love hin mind cause sorry this is may bot be abaut broc3des #but it to much of a concidece to no ve abaut then #lewis hamiton #nico rosberg #brocedes #formula 1

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bnnywngs · 1 month

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modern mdzs au where lan xichen and lan wangji treat their father as if he's dead because they haven't seen him since they were kids and have no idea where he is, and lan qiren does nothing and says nothing so people believe qingheng-jun is dead.

then suddenly, he reappears looking all sad and remorseful asking for forgiveness and that he wants to get closer to his kids. everyone else is just so shocked to see him alive, while lan xichen looks and feels troubled (he doesn't want to, but filial piety... but he don't want to even look at this man, but filial piety.... but this man is but a stranger to him, not a father at all, but filial piety...) and lan wangji gives him a dirty look, a firm no and walks away (like the petty bitch he is).

lan wangji somehow convinces his brother to make the man go away and to not forgive him, because he does not deserve it.

"abandon him as he abandoned us." he says.

"no pretty words and ugly faces can erase those years, xichen, he's never been a father to you." nie mingjue says.

"i know it's hard, but you should face your own heart, xichen-ge. if you wanted to forgive him, you would've done it already. he's a stranger, as you say, and you don't owe him anything." wei wuxian said.

in the end, lan xichen asks his uncle (who he always secretly thought as his father) to send his progenitor away.

"what do you feel?" lan wangji asked.

"relieved." lan xichen smiled "sad, but still... i'm glad i don't have to deal with that again."

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 3 months

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satosugu get into very tense debates about what kind of animal you’re most like btw

#they’re awful.#it starts off as a cute fun thing where you’re like awww you’re both big cats :3 #and then two hours later they’re not speaking to each other over dinner because sugu thinks you’re a bunny and satoru insists you’re a cat #they’re so unserious…#TO BE CLEAR . my personal belief is that suguru is a cat/fox/wolf 🫶#he’s a triple threat #catoru is what he is though.#you might think sugu is the mature one in this relationship but he’s soooo silly and petty. he will die on the bunny hill.#satoru is just like wow you’re fucking insane. i can’t even look at you #he has to leave the house and go on a walk to calm down #I HATE THEMMM THEYRE SO FUNNY #ari noises ✩

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beachboysnatural · 3 months

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We should have gotten the scene in ep15 where Sunjae is in the bathroom. From desperately trying to salvage anything about the situation to turning full petty and deciding to enter the main room shirtless with a cloud of steam...like what was the thought process there

#sunjae in the last timeline was soooo petty and i love him for it #lovely runner

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cowboylikesel · 4 months

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“bucktommy bones“ “training wheels” “plot device” “experiment” “date around” “stepping stone” “breakup in 7x06/[…]/7x09/7x10” “feelings realisation”

#well would you look at that #and now we have canon buck with a daddy kink soooo #i get 24h to be petty and then i��ll move on (probably)#selina talks #911 #bucktommy #evan buckley #tommy kinard

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alienoresimagines · 4 months

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*After a minor argument, Buck gets up to fetch something in the kitchen*

Bucky : Can you bring me a glass of water on your way back from the kitchen please ?

Buck : ... Fine

Bucky : Thanks doll

Buck : *Hands him a glass*

Bucky :

Bucky : That's... There's just ice in there, Buck.

Buck, not breaking eye-contact : Wait for it to melt.

#buck can be soooo petty when he wants to #bucky doesn't know if he finds it hot or not #no amount of sweet talking will save him and he knows that #and none of their friends believe him when he tells them buck is as petty as him but in a different way #clegan #buck x bucky #buck cleven #bucky egan #john egan #mota #masters of the air #mota incorrect quotes

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olasketches · 4 months

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I gotta admit, I find it hilarious how gege ended the last chapter after these SICK panels of yuuji clawing at sukuna’s heart in absolute rage and fury

only to start the next one… like this

yuuji who’s about to crash sukuna’s heart with his bare hand, sukuna “not now brat I gotta see this shit first” and punches him in the face like he wasn’t just about to have his heart ripped out of his chest lmaooo

ugh I love when sukuna and yuuji are just being sukuna and yuuji like this is what I’m here for

#me on my yuuji and suku agenda once again #yuuji who’s had nothing but a murderous intent towards sukuna since the moment he met him “I wanna kill you soooo badly.”#sukuna who’s always had some petty vandetta against yuuji because... he's yuuji “lol sure you’re still boring tho :/”#Ill never get bored of that lol #itadori yuuji #ryomen sukuna #jjk 261 #jjk leaks

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m5or · 6 months

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I have a question for the Zelda fandoms, is Ganondorf a potterer? Does he like to do pottery? Would this explain the "hero's" drive to smash pottery? (this is where the true grudge comes from lol) As someone who is a potterer. I could totally understand that Gannon would start cursing the kingdom of Hyrule out of pettiness. (idk maybe the pottery is cursed or something.) Imagine Demise and all the Ganons in a therapeutic pottery session. Taking pride and joy in their craft only to then dread the eventual comically large stampede of links. The eternal cycle of pettiness. heheheh may- shattered recreation.