Do you think Strahd is a good kisser or is he just a pathetic old man?
HII!!
i legitimately think he's a great kisser, and several reasons for that
dude's whole trope is conquest/hunger (hes gonna conquest that mouth)
he canonically has soft/reddish lips
dude describes the way he sucks blood from the willing, and it is very sensual
dude is. so physically touchstarved. he WILL not only kiss you but probably bite your lip/tongue too just to add in some flavor
his charm. oh god. his charm. not only is it a charm, its a vampire charm, and its THE vampire, strahd, 's charm. imagine how much more intense/sensual/romantic itd be under the effect of his charm. not that he even needs it. holy heck.
his history. sure, it's cheesy for him to say how hes fuqed women and how great he is at sex and stuff. but i think he's being honest with it, especially because we see multiple media/sources of his charm/seduction/charisma/physical abilities from different characters/perspectives
so, imo, he's a great kisser AND a pathetic old man!!
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Literally what is wrong with him and me
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Just realised I never posted this. Um. Sorry for drawing Kal Snyder in tge babygirl pose it won’t happen again
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AUBURN I'M LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS
THIS DRAMATIC OCTOPUS WILL BE THE END OF ME
WHY IS THE MANGA SLAPPING SO DAMN HARD???
I just wanna read it so bad Q^Q
HES SO PRETTY!??!?!? TAKE ME INTO YOUR ARMS PLEASE?!?!?!?!?! HES SO PRETTY STOP IM SWOONING MY INSIDES ARE SQUISHY I CANNOT. DO THIS TODAY HE NEEDS TO STOP BEFOREI EXPLODE ADN DIE AND PASS OUT AND OH NOOOOO OH NPNONOJNONOONO I JUST COLLAPSED IN. YOUR ARMS....OH NOOOOOO WHAT AM I TO DO.,.,,.,. WHEN I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE IN YORU ARMS OH DEAR WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"And...what have we learned today?"
"...'Twas a folly befitting mine ungainly proportions to embark upon a fishing expedition clad in naught but the color black."
gratuitous manspreading
"And what are you?"
"I am an unpalatable Archon Loaf."
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caris + shiny tatsugiri 🦐
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