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joonieskinks · 4 months
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johnny!soulmate au where you see grey your whole lives, right up until you first make eye contact with your soulmate - then suddenly the floodgates of colours finally begin to appear.
Johnny was still a Private in the military when you joined up to aid those injured, you eventually earned quite a name for yourself as a nurse on bases. You even got to pick after a couple years and settled on Captain Price’s base after helping him a few years back. He was always kind to you and so you figured, maybe his men would be too.
Johnny then became a Sergeant with the 141, Graves was still in full swing when Johnny received a nasty shot to the shoulder. Upon his return to base, he was quickly transported over to your station for aid. He was laid down in a bed, given injections for the pain, his shirt cut off, leaving his chest bare. You opened the curtain to see your patient squeezing his eyes shut in pain as the injection punctured his skin.
“Hi, Sergeant. I’m nurse y/n, I’ll be taking care of you. Gonna get that bullet out and get you all sewed up, okay?” You introduced, eyes glancing over his vitals.
“Aye, got it lass.” He murmured, finally relaxing in the bed as the painkillers started to kick in. Your eyes finally landed on him, his wound but also his figure. Sure, you see a lot of guys like this but you couldn’t help but look just a little bit longer than usual. Even like this, you think he looks rather good. It makes your insides flip inside you at the thought.
“Right-“ you start and settle down on a stool next to his shoulder. “Those painkillers should be working overtime now, but let me know if it gets to be too much.”
For the first time Johnny looks to the side, eyeing who is actually aiding him. And he’s met with the prettiest woman he’s ever seen in his life. The way your hair frames your face, your kind eyes and beautifully shaped lips- ones he’d very much like to kiss for all your help. You’re stunning and definitely his type, it makes his heart rate rise.
“Easy there, Sergeant. You’re in good hands, I promise.” You pause from tending to his bullet wound to lay your hands on his chest. Your eyes glance over his blushing face, and you smile a little. He’s definitely handsome, your type too.
Johnny’s eyes glance up to meet your own, desperate to recover and say something smooth- but he’s at a complete loss for words as your eyes stand out in the most peculiar way. They look different, they are vivid, clear and coloured.
“Bonnie…” he mutters out, rising up out of bed to look at you closer, and you’re unmoving. In shock, unable to look away from the man in front of you, as his eyes turn blue, as his hair turns brown, as your whole world springs to life.
“Are you…?” You trail off, taking your gloves off to touch his face. Johnny brings his hand up to yours to cup your cheek, tears starting to swell in his eyes.
“I finally found ye.” He chuckles, swiping his thumb lovingly over your cheek over and over. His eyes running all over your features, taking you in, smiling like crazy. “And yer gorgeous too! I’ll be damned.”
You laugh at the flattery, tears starting to leave your own eyes. You can’t wait any longer and bring your lips to meet his. Johnny wastes no time wrapping his arms around you, a hand on your waist and another on the back of your neck. God, you feel good, how he couldn’t wait to explore all of you.
“It’s nice to finally meet you, Sergeant.” You murmur against his lips.
“As much as I like that, lass, the names’ Johnny.” He smiles, bringing his lips back to yours.
Honestly if he had it his way, he’d already have you naked in this station, moaning his name. But alas, you’ll have to reign him in so it seems- and finish sewing his wound shut for crying out loud.
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moneymartin · 4 months
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cowgirl shauna hcs? :0 maybe transmasc cowboy reader 🫣
🐶 - cowgirl!shauna hcs
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warnings: smut underneath the other divider and suggestive content above it :3 meant for tmasc!r but half can be seen as gn.
a/n: sorry yall i rlly thought the fic was gonna come out today but i have to start packing up for sequoia earlier than i was supposed to ?? anyways go easy on me w this one lol first shauna thing
taglist: @deerlottie @ultrone
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she is the towns sweetheart for sureeee!!!!
it’s the charm… i mean the southern accent.
she’s always seen lassoing the cows on her farm or doing some stuff with the tractor for the crops
def has a goat somewhere on that farm
named buttercup.
her horse’s name is dolly or something stupid like sweetie pie
has one of the rlly cute horses though so
one like this
she’s always in the saloons fosho
that’s where you met her ackshually
other than the fact that she sees you riding around on your horse in the desert w a revolver in your pocket to look cool 😭
she thinks you’re really freakin handsome like she cannot stop thinking about you
after a break up or something with your gf she ends up finding you at the saloons all mopey and you drowning yourself in crappy beer
you were probably all rustled up
i mean crying
she’s swooning you over tho INSTANTLY!!! the accent is everything to you
she ended up sitting next to you and asked you if you were okay like she was supes careful about your feelings 🥲
but you’re so drunk you can’t even understand 💀💀💀
so she takes you to some mountain where you can get a nice breather afterwards:(
you’d end up kissing her accidentally i fink… she’s mid sentence and you do it unconsciously
shauna isn’t shocked but she’s more so into it
she’s running her hands through your hair and feeling underneath your shirt for some chest hair:3
definitely runs her fingers over your top surgery scars 🥹 saying you’re handsome over and over again like ughhh
you’re the outlaw of the town though like your face is plastered all over the place with wanted posters
but she still LIKES YOU!!!
i strictly believe that she’d have a strawberry farm and that she’d come over to the saloons to find you and give you a fresh basket of them every week
she bakes with them too me thinks
chocolate covered strawbs are her specialty
and you’re the taste tester 🤞
you’d come over to her place with your horse lookin all hot or wtv but when you see her you get all soft and stuff
which is different since everyone thinks you’re super scary cs you’re literally a criminal 😭
hugging and kissing shauna while picking her up is your guys’ thang
i’m imagining there being another guy fighting over her and she’s making you two fight for her physically …
if he won she’d still pick you ☺️
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if you’re a first timer she’s a TOTAL angel
telling you what to do and everything she’s amazing
if you hurt her i think she’d make you stop for a little before going again but she doesn’t get upset because she knows you’re unexperienced 🥲
okay but when it comes to her doing smth to you…
MERCILESS
she’s sucking you off at the same time while fingering you like holy shiet
if you guys were alone she’d sit on you for a while while playing w your hair
before she starts grinding on you…
GIVING YOU ALL THOSE SOUTHERNY NICKNAMES TOO DURING IT
“darlin’” “sugar” “cutie pie” “lovebug”
those are so cute fr tho
praises you too
takes you to the mountains where you accidentally kissed her that one time to hookup every now and then
makes you wear your cowboy hat while she rides your strap
save a horse ride a cowboy type shi
OMAGAH WOW
“easy now, cowboy” when you’re fucking her without her doing everything for the first time
def your favorite line
she prefers when you’re still all cowboyish thats why she wants the hat on at ALL times
WHEEWWW i need her .
IM DONE THANK YOU
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anunusers · 2 months
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Hiya love!!
Saw your post and though I would ask! 😁
Can I ask all of them? 1-36 lmao
Last question is: what's your biggest fear?
Love u, byeeeeee🩷
OMG this made me so happy!!!!! I'm a nobody and you want to know about me?!?!? 😭means the world to me!!!❤️I love you !!!!!
I did try to answer all of the questions and I thought I posted it but I am new with posting so please forgive me! Also, I'm an over sharer so I'm sorry in advance for that too!
What is your nickname?
Lately, my colleagues have been calling me Jay. Other times I'm Jen or Jenni.
When is your birthday?
4/3 :)
What was your longest relationship?
I've only been in one serious relationship and those were the hardest 4 years of my lifeeeee! Seriously, barely made out alive. 😮‍💨
What is your favorite book?
I have so mannnnyyy! It's so hard to pick one but I'll share a few that actually caught my attention and still have resonated with me:
A Man Called Ove by Fredrik Backman
Anxious People by Fredrik Backman
Tony and Susan by Austin Wright
It Ends With Us by Colleen Hoover
I'm thinking of ending things by Iain Reid
I honestly have so many more, but these are the ones I have read recently and absolutely loved. Also, Fredrik Backman is currently my fav author so I definitely recommend checking him out !
What is something you're insecure about?
My appearance for sure. I don't feel confident in my looks whatsoever haha. I feel like I am fugly most of the time but that just what has been embedded in my brain since I was younger. Also, I've recently have gotten insecure with my voice. Which is so random but I kind of hate my voice LOL.
5 Male celebrity crushes
Jake Gyllenhaal (obvy LOL), Pedro Pescal, Jaime Camil, Tenoch Huerta, Aaron Taylor-Johnson. I honestly have many more and they are all from Novelas. That is all I grew up watching with my mom hehe.
5 Female celebrity crushes
Elizabeth Olsen, Emma D'arcy, Scarlett Johanssan, Ana de Armas, Anne Hathaway and again, I am many many moorreee.
What is your dream job?
I always wanted to do something in music or theatre. A singer or actor. I was a huge choir nerd in high school. I even did piano lessons for a few years. On my last year of high school, I ended up doing theatre and it was so much fun! I did plays and that experience really made me love theatre. Maybe one day in the future... 🙏
What do you consider your biggest accomplishment?
I haven't accomplished much in life to be honest so I don't know what I would consider an accomplishment. Maybe being able to learn different professions throughout the years. I am a Certified Patient Care Tech and all though I am not even that work field anymore, I still very much enjoyed learning about the healthcare process and what different titles mean when it comes to taking care of patient and getting the help that they need.
What is a fact about you that nobody would believe?
I have no clueeeeeeeee......maybe that I'm from MX ?? LOL My accent is completely gone now from the 12 years that I've lived in the States. Which is so sad cause not only do I suck at speaking English, my Spanish is going down hill too.. I'm slowly turning into a sabo kid!! 😭😭
What were your highs and lows for this last month?
Lately, my lows have been just feeling very lost and out of place. I feel like I should be at a certain point in my life but I am so far from reaching it or maybe I won't ever come close but yeah, its a very crappy feeling. My high this month is definitely receiving this ask from you. Made my day 100% better! ❤️
Where is somewhere you'd like to visit?
I have sooooooo many places I would like to visit!!! In States, I would love to visit New York, Florida for Universal Studios and World Disney. Out of States, I would love to visit Sweden, Italy, Japan, South Korea.
How do you de-stress?
I nap like my life depends on it. I'm stressed, NAP. Upset, NAP. Happy, NAP. Sad, Nap. I could rot happily in my bed if I could get paid for it.
What are your favorite apps besides tumblr?
I honestly only mainly use Tumblr and Tiktok LOL they control my life right now. I don't think I use any other apps. Maybe Amazon and Barnes & Nobles 😁
Describe yourself in one sentence.
Lover girl in a world where love no longer exists. 🫠
What do you think makes you attractive?
I don't know actually... I would like to say my personality perhaps? I think I'm pretty cool I think I'm quite hilarious actually haha. I had someone once say that my eyes and smile was the most attractive thing about me, but I think the opposite.
What is something you're really good at?
Procrastinating. I procrastinate so good that when the deadline of something is like 5 minutes away, I overwork and stress myself out so bad that my work just comes out beautifully. I work amazing under extreme and stressful situations. Not healthy at all so please don't try!!!!
What is something you're really bad at?
Math. Which is funny because I was doing accountant work for a Retail store as my first job and I was amazing. Maybe it was the power I felt while holding thousands of dollars a night while making minimum wage 🥲LOL
A time that you told a lie.
I never lie, I speak my truth all the time but while I was in my first serious relationship, I lied ALOT about being okay and happy. It was such unhealthy relationship for me and I wanted to keep the peace at all times that I lied a lot to my family. Trust me when I say, even if they are older, does not mean they are mature. Learned that the hard way.
What's a totally random and useless fact that you know?
Our brain doesn't know our eyeballs exist and if they did know, they would attack them. You can permanently go blind if our brain was like, "wait a min, where did they come from??" Freaking GNARLY!
Who knows you the best?
My mommy ❤️
What is your most prized possession?
I am in LOVE with V for Vendetta. From the moment I saw it back when my dad would let us rent random movies from Blockbusters, I just love it. I read the comics and love the theatrics of how V is and how beautifully he was portrayed by Hugh Weaving. I ended up buying a screenplay book that contains the directors notes and small changes that were made that didn't make it to the movie and that is my most prized possession. Definitely fueled my love for acting and everything that comes from just being able to shoot a movie.
What is your longest friendship?
9 years but unfortunately, life drifted us apart :(
When did you first feel like an adult?
When I did my taxes for the first time. I was not ready to adult, and I still can't adult correctly but surviving!
Do you/ Have you played any sports?
Yes, volleyball!!!! My family used to play it all time when we lived in MX. I turn into a competitive monster.
How are you feeling right now?
Tired and hungry. I've been surviving on Moster Energy drinks these last few days.
Are you an early bird or a night owl?
I'm honestly neither. I used to be able to stay up all night but now, I can barely wake up early and can barely stay awake lol I'm old now.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
I do, I'm a hopeless romantic.
Favorite song lyrics right now?
I've been listening to sad songs lately. Currently have I Can't Make You Love Me by Bon Iver on a constant loop. "I'll close my eyes, then I won't see. The love you don't feel when you're holding me. Morning will come and I'll do what's right. Give me 'til then to give up this fight." UGH gets me every time! 😭
What does self care look like for you?
Honestly, a nice hot bath in a candle lit bathroom, bright enough to be able to read a book and because I love in AZ, thunderstorm sounds in the background. My definition of self care ❤️
Describe yourself with 3 singers.
This is on hard! I don't know. Ummmmmm can I say 3 of my favorite singers? Amy Lee from Evanescence, RAYE, and Beyonce.
What makes you nervous?
Knowing that we have only explore 5% of the ocean and ocean nearly takes 70% of our planet. Not sure what phobia that is but thinking about that makes me nervous. Also meeting new people. I'm very shy so I get super nervous and anxious.
What’s a pet peeve you have?
When I am with someone and I am sharing something or just telling them something and they are on their phone, not listening at all. Then they have the audacity to say, "Huh?" Like no thank you. The excitement is over and now I'm hurt. 🥲
What will always make you cry?
Thinking about my life. Kidding! I am a huge crybaby so it doesn't take much to make me cry. Show me a sad video, I'll cry a river.
What kind of first impression do you think you make on people?
I don't know, I smile a lot so maybe they form some kind of opinion based on that. I hope it's all good first impressions though. 😊
Special Question: What's your biggest fear?
I have a lot of fears and some may seem so little. I am afraid of never being able to accomplish or become the person I dreamt of being. I'm afraid that I will never get back on track with how I envisioned I would be right now at 24. It's dumb little things that scare me. Never finding love and having a family of my own or not being able to be fully happy. Sometimes it feels like something is missing and maybe that's why I have been feeling lost lately. Those are biggest fears.
THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN!!! I really enjoyed answering these questions and would totally love to see you answering them too!!!!!! Love you!!!❤️❤️❤️
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cashweasel · 2 months
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🚕 for the oc game for all your ocs!!
LOLL ok so valen has 2 cars atm one of them is a jacked truck which i think is great for him bc he’s a terrible driver and it will help ppl avoid him and also not totally wreck his car if he hits a curb or something 💀 the other is a very sleek convertible cause yeah 💅🏻 they’re both absolutely custom made
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Gideon I think is a mustang guy, there’s nothing very special about his car at first glance just a regular black paint job then bam! Sun hits and you realize the boring black is actually vinyl that changes color in the sun FKSKAJDK he’s very proud of it and the reactions it gets. His bike doesn’t have that coat but it do have accents which I think are the same color the sun vinyl changes to 🤔
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Karima, Shaheen and Yazan respectively fksksjdk
I love karima I love her red mini cooper it holds sm great memories she also has red mirror dice to match it and cushions and everything else lol her car is really pretty on the inside but gets cluttered so fast, shaheen has a regular family suv he’s a dad of 4 he needs something to fit all of them in 😂 yazan also has a nice car but it’s not too flashy, he doesn’t decorate or do anything to it just lets the engine rev speak for itself lmaoo
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Angie has a crappy Corolla I’m sorry lmaoo,, hyacinth has a monster truck and it’s honestly terrifying how big this thing is idek if it’s even legal to drive something like this on civilian roads
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[Oc headcanons: Picture Edition!]
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novuit · 2 years
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Sunscreen on the Beach
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"Arturo!"
A toned European with the face and personality of a golden retriever and luscious, golden skin cried as he's struggling to run on the white sand to get to Arthur - the pale white man trying to tan. Feliciano was his name.
"what, luv?" Arthur replied, putting out a fag in the sand. "What did I tell you about using my sunscreen, I told you to use this one" Feliciano tried giving him a 50SPF but Arthur didn't bother grabbing it
"Can I not get a nice tan?"
Feliciano worry started to fade in the more he talked "Amo. Your skin is paler than, uh, the colour white! I just don't want you to burn,"
The Brit gestured the Italian to come over to him. He did; he came over to him and sat beside him, all teary.
"Mind putting on sunscreen for me, then?" He asked in hushed voice.
Feliciano flinched away in fluster from his alluring English accent and whispered back "Is this one of your codes?"
"What code?" he winked.
"There's people here!"
"It's their fault if they look then, in'nit?"
"It's illegal!"
"... Fine! Fine! I'll sizzle out in the sun, then." He tried his shit attempt on puppy eyes at him before pouting back on his back; aggressively sun tanning. This was out of character for his fit italian boyfriend considering he can never keep his clothes on.
Fin.
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This is like the first and only fanfic I wrote and decided to be silly and make a crappy romance fic about Arthur trying to get randy with Feliciano in a nice beach... I'm so sorry lol
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digital-corruption · 4 years
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Now to celebrate 100+ followers, a one-shot I wrote last night. :) I can write romantic fluff when I feel like it. lol
All the Time in the World
A JakexMC one-shot.
“Promise me you will never go to Duskwood.”
Ha! As if I could! I was a bit disappointed in Jake at that point, I thought he had already figured out I lived on the other side of the world. What kind of hacker was he? As if I could just hop in the car and drive over? Or did he really think I could afford an on the spur of the moment international plane ticket? Of course I was just messing with Phil. Even putting aside the lingering effects of the pandemic and the reluctance to travel internationally, there is no way I could afford it.
I was grateful that the events in Duskwood came to a close last year. It wasn’t a pretty outcome, but Hannah was found alive. Overtime my connections with the others waned, not to mention Jake quickly went back into hiding. At nearly two years on, it was becoming a distant memory, almost a dream.
What have I accomplished in two years? Well I’m still a barista working in a cafe, putting up with fussy customers during the morning rushes, trying my best to please them. Not exactly where I saw myself after getting my degree, but here I am.
I found myself daydreaming a lot at work lately of how nice it would be to be swept off my feet and taken away from this crappy life. And then I'd be snapped back to reality by some prick complaining I put too much milk in his coffee.
Don’t get me wrong, not all customers are bad. Actually a vast majority are quite nice, but the nasty ones have a way of standing out and making you want to splash hot water in their faces. There has been a new customer the past couple of weeks, a very unassuming one, who comes in and orders his coffee, then sits at the table in the corner for the rest of the morning with his laptop. I don’t know why he stands out to me when he tries not to. Maybe I have a thing now for guys who wear hoods? He always gives me such a gentle smile that warms my heart. By the time the morning rush is over, he’s gone. My coworkers never seem to notice him so I wondered sometimes if I just imagined him.
One day as the last of the rush cleared, I stood back and sighed. I noticed that the hooded man is still there. Oh no, my boss has a policy against people who only order one drink and then hang around too long. So I have to approach him and encourage him to order another coffee. I don’t like pushing the nice ones.
“Um, you finished your coffee, would you like another?” I asked hesitantly.
“Sure,” he smiled and pulled out a 20. I started to walk off when he cleared his throat. “Can you add another drink to that order?”
“Yes, of course,” I turned back and smiled. “What did you want?”
“Whatever you want,” he said quietly.
“I’m sorry?” I looked at him confused.
“You look like you could use a break,” he smiled gently.
My heart skipped a beat. I've been hit on by customers of course. It is the curse of being female. But he seemed so genuine that I thought, Why the hell not?
“Ok, I’ll be right back,” I blushed walking off.
I quickly put together his coffee exactly how he likes it and my cappuccino. After ringing it up on the register and printing the receipt, I told Jeremy, my coworker, that I’m taking my 15 minutes break. I took the tray of drinks over and put them down at the table with the change and receipt for payment. As I sat down across from the man with the hood, he put his laptop away. There was an awkward silence that I had to break.
“Your accent, you’re not from around here,” I commented.
“I am not,” he responded.
“Are you here for business or...?” I queried.
“For personal reasons, but I look to be staying a while,” he explained.
“So, uh, what do you do on that laptop everyday?” I asked.
“IT work. I can literally do it anywhere in the world,” he smiled.
“So you choose to do it here?” I questioned, then took a sip of my cappuccino.
“I like the ambience here,” he winked.
I blushed and looked into my cup. “Maybe you could tell that to all of the 1-star reviews,” I grumbled.
“1-star reviews?” he looked at me confused.
“Sorry, it’s just annoying as a small business to put your heart and soul into work everyday, then turn around and find a snarky 1-star review because you didn’t smile at them right. ‘The woman on the register was rude!’,” I explained, quoting one from the other day.
“I could make those reviews go away, if you would like,” he responded nonchalantly.
I looked at him wide-eyed, “Uh, no, it’s fine. Sorry, I was ranting.”
“Then maybe I’ll leave twenty 5-star reviews for the woman on the register,” he smiled at me again.
Oh boy, he was laying it on thick. I sipped my cappuccino to avoid this.
“Are you dating anyone?” he asked suddenly.
I nearly spat out my cappuccino at the question.
“No, not at the moment,” I replied, reaching a new level of red.
“Not at the moment?” he questioned.
“Yeah, well, there was someone, but he kind of disappeared on me. It’s fine, it was a long-distance thing and was probably never going to work out,” I wondered why the hell I even brought it up as I shifted nervously in the chair.
“What if he didn’t know how to apologise to you?” he looked down at his coffee. “What if he spent weeks trying to come up with the right words, but couldn’t find them?”
I looked at him puzzled. He looked back up at me intensely. “He was a very long distance away...”
“He can do what he does anywhere. He is not tied down to a location,” the very peculiar man explained.
“He would need to prove it was him,” my voice shook.
The man pulled out his phone and flicked through a few screens, then left it open on the table for me to see - the chat history I knew far too well.
My hand covered my mouth. I fought tears. “He was in a bad situation.”
“A situation he spent the better part of the last two years getting out of,” he took his phone back.
“Call me,” I whispered.
He looked at me confused, then he went to my contact and hit the call button.
My phone rang, I pulled it out of my pocket. “Yes, this is her. That’s my mom!” I exclaimed, standing up dramatically to make a scene. “She’s at what hospital?” I hastily went back to the counter. “No, thank you, I’ll be there right away.”
Jeremy looked at me with concern, “Go, we’ll cover for you.”
“Um, it sounds bad. I might not be able to make the morning shift tomorrow,” I lied.
“Don’t worry about it. Just go,” Jeremy gestured.
I went out the back and hung up my apron. Then I grabbed my purse and head back out the front. The man in the hood was no longer at his table. I walked out the front door and looked around, but couldn’t find him. I headed down the street towards the station when a hand reached out from around the corner and grabbed my arm, pulling me to him.
Our faces were less than an inch to each other. I could feel his warm breath on my lips. His fingers brushed my hair behind my ear.
“Do you forgive me?” he whispered.
I closed the gap between our mouths, kissing him passionately and wrapping my arms around him. As he kissed me back, his hand rested at the back of my neck while the other wrapped around my waist.
I pulled away slowly and smiled, “Yes, Jake, I forgive you.” After a pause, I added, “I do have a lot of questions.”
“I have all the time in the world,” Jake smiled.
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waveypedia · 4 years
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complete and utter chaos [ducktales group chat fic] - Chapter 2
Chapter 1 Ao3 Chapter 3 Chapter 4
skip to the end for names
Family Groupchat!!!
7:00 am
aw-phooey: listen up everyone
aw-phooey: this is an acceptable time to text
aw-phooey: not a minute before
aw-phooey: @Junior-Woodchuck74 @green-sharpie @ICanDeweyIt @TheWebbedWonder @lenaonme @Violet-Sabrewing if i see you online before then there will be consequences
aw-phooey: everyone else… legally i can’t do anything to you
lenaonme: legally you can’t do anything to me anyway
purpleisforthegays: Indy and I can, though
lenaonme: wow rude :( ur my favorite responsible parents I lov u
Indy_Sabrewing: I will excuse your atrocious grammar this one time and accept the sentiment, Lena.
purpleisforthegays: and it is returned in full!!
lenaonme: sdfghkgfdskfskdfklsd!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💜💕💖💖💙💕💖💕💕💜
aw-phooey: text this chat earlier than 7 am and you’d better believe it’d better be an emergency
Lucky-Gander: okay okay
TheWebbedWonder: Good morning, everyone!
mutant-krill!!!!: Good morning!
Indy_Sabrewing: Good morning!
Violet-Sabrewing: Good morning!!
TheCrashiestCrash: Good morning!!
ICanDeweyIt: Top of the morning, gents!!
22: Your virtual British accent is atrocious.
lenaonme changed 22’s name to Tea Time
Tea Time: Lena.
Scrooge-McDuck: eh probably for the best Beakley
Scrooge-McDuck: the less others know about… you know the better
Tea Time: Says the man who calls me “22” daily.
TheWebbedWonder: @dr. mad scientist you online?
dr. mad scientist: i am now
Blathering-Blatherskite: He came in at 5am and fell asleep at his desk
Scrooge-McDuck: Gyro we talked about this
dr. mad scientist: @Blathering-Blatherskite tattletale
dr. mad scientist: what do you want webbigail?
TheWebbedWonder added adefinitelyrealboy.
Junior-Woodchuck74: BOYD!!!
adefinitelyrealboy: Hello, Huey!!
green-sharpie: omg boyd when did you get a chat account
adefinitelyrealboy: Dr. Gearloose and Dr. Crackshell-Cabrera helped me set it up last week!!
Adventure-Pilot: wait fenton has a doctorate???
Violet-Sabrewing: He does not come to my fathers’ Ph.D club.
Blathering-Blatherskite: not a doctor.
ICanDeweyIt: (shhh)
Blathering-Blatherskite: I’ll explain later it’s a long story
adefinitelyrealboy: oh wow!! That is a lot of friend requests!! Thank you!!
Violet-Sabrewing: Of course, Boyd! You are family <3
Adventure-Pilot: we love you
adefinitelyrealboy: Aww!!
adefinitelyrealboy: I will make a computer heart to show you my reciprocated love and joy!!
adefinitelyrealboy: <3 <3 <3 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟
green-sharpie: asddfghk you just picked every single one
green-sharpie: dedication.
adefinitelyrealboy: Thanks, Louie!
Adventure-Pilot: Boyd.
adefinitelyrealboy: Yes, Ms. Duck?
Adventure-Pilot: Never change.
adefinitelyrealboy: Okay!
Junior-Woodchuck74: No! Change is good.
Junior-Woodchuck74: has steven universe taught you nothing.
Scrooge-McDuck: curse me kilts, you kids seem to learn every life lesson from another blasted program on the telly.
TheWebbedWonder: Not true, Uncle Scrooge! Yesterday Lena, Violet and I learned to never trust ghosts you meet via Ouija Board!!!
ghostbutler: I could have told you that.
TheWebbedWonder: We learned that through real-life experience!
Scrooge-McDuck: WHAT
lenaonme: ok webs maybe don’t go parroting that particular lesson in front of all the adults kay?
Scrooge-McDuck: MAGIC IN MY HOME????
purpleisforthegays: that’s your problem with that scenario?
TheWebbedWonder: well it was fun and that’s what matters!!!
Tea Time: As funny as it is watching your uncle have a heart attack, maybe don’t make a habit of summoning hostile ghosts I have to discorporate
Tea Time: especially since Duckworth refuses to do any of the work
ghostbutler: Bentina, don’t be crass.
ghostbutler: it is essential that I maintain a proper standing with other ghosts.
Tea Time: ridiculous.
Scrooge-McDuck: all right, all right, take your petty feud elsewhere
Tea Time: Petty?
aw-phooey: okay okay break it up
let kids be kids
7:16 am
Junior-Woodchuck74 added adefinitelyrealboy
Junior-Woodchuck74: Hey Boyd! Welcome to the kids group chat!
adefinitelyrealboy: This is so exciting!!
ICanDeweyIt: heck yeah it is
Junior-Woodchuck74: we’re happy to have you!!
TheWebbedWonder: 💕💕💗💘💗💖💘
adefinitelyrealboy: Aww! I’m happy to be here!
adefinitelyrealboy: I’m so lucky to have you guys! You are all so friendly and loving!
Lou: it’s what we do best
adefinitelyrealboy: This is so exciting!! Two new group chats in one day!!
adefinitelyrealboy: Now I have three group chats!!
ICanDeweyIt: Wait what’s the third gc?
adefinitelyrealboy: The “Team Science” group chat with Dr. Gearloose, Dr. Crackshell-Cabrera, Mr. Lil’ Bulb, and Mr. Headless Manhorse!
Lou: SDFGHGFDSDFGHGFD
Lou: MR. LIL’ BULB
Lou: MR. HEADLESS MANHORSE
Lou: why are you like this
lenaonme: kskfkskshfkskd
adefinitelyrealboy: I’m sorry!! I just wanted to be polite!
Lou: no don’t worry about it! It was just funny
adefinitelyrealboy: Are you sure?
Lou: yes
Junior-Woodchuck74: KDFSKDGFKGKSADFBNDSLSDHALSNHFDLABDKD
ICanDeweyIt: daaaaaaang hue you were typing for a while
Junior-Woodchuck74: YOU’RE IN THE TEAM SCIENCE GROUP CHAT
Junior-Woodchuck74: Gyro kicked me out
lenaonme: I’ll fight him for u hue
Junior-Woodchuck: that’s okay but thanks Lena!!
lenaonme: to be fair i’ve been looking for an excuse to fight gyro for months
Junior-Woodchuck74: ...that’s more like it.
Lou: months?? he does crazy shit every day
lenaonme: yeah but he’s got a kind heart n all that junk
lenaonme: ugh im soft
Lou: valid
lenaonme: but nobody picks on ol’ huey here but me
ICanDeweyIt: and me
Lou: and me
Junior-Woodchuck74: ugh you all suck i hate you <3 <3
adefinitelyrealboy: Well I love you Huey!!
TheWebbedWonder: so do I!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: Your love is reciprocated!!! <3
Lou: @Violet-Sabrewing you’re quiet. thoughts on huey?
Violet-Sabrewing: ...jury’s still out
lenaonme: lskdfhghdks that was cold vi good job
Violet-Sabrewing: I’ve been taking your lessons to heart!!
lenaonme: i can tell ily <3
adefinitelyrealboy: I can add you back to the Team Science group chat if you would like that, Huey!
Junior-Woodchuck74: Thanks, Boyd!
ICanDeweyIt: No boyd wait
ICanDeweyIt: let huey yell at gyro in the big gc
Junior-Woodchuck74: I was actually going to do it in PMs…
ICanDeweyIt: no do it in the main gc it’ll be funny
Violet-Sabrewing: Is chaos all you care about, Dewford?
ICanDeweyIt: NO
ICanDeweyIt: I also like adventure
ICanDeweyIt: and Funso’s
ICanDeweyIt: and theatre
TheWebbedWonder: oh yeah when is the cast list for that musical you auditioned for coming out?
ICanDeweyIt: they’re still doing auditions :/
ICanDeweyIt: but they’re almost done so probably only a couple weeks
adefinitelyrealboy: What musical are you auditioning for?
ICanDeweyIt: hamilton
Junior-Woodchuck74: get ready for him to be singing hamilton tunes 24/7
Lou: ugh I thought that ended three years ago
Lou: he already stayed in the hamilton phase long after the craze ended
TheWebbedWonder: @Lou poetic!
Lou: aw thanks webs
lenaonme: it was gonna come back anyway with the movie
lenaonme: curse disney+ i’m broke
Violet-Sabrewing: we’re middle class, Lena.
lenaonme: whateverrr capitalism sux imma pirate everything
ICanDeweyIt: valid
Lou: Valid
adefinitelyrealboy: What is “Hamilton”?
Lou: oh boy
ICanDeweyIt: OH BOY
ICanDeweyIt: BOYD ARE YOU IN FOR A TREAT
ICanDeweyIt: COME OVER RIGHT NOW AND WE’LL WATCH BOOTLEGS AND LISTEN TO THE SOUNDTRACK AND CUT SONGS AND I’LL TELL YOU ALL THE LORE
Junior-Woodchuck74: Dewey we have disney+ just watch it on there
ICanDeweyIt: lena and uncle donald got to me with the anti-disney shtick
Junior-Woodchuck74: you begged Mom and Uncle Scrooge for it so you could show Mom Hamilton
ICanDeweyIt: water under the bridge, dear hubert
adefinitelyrealboy: Okay!
adefinitelyrealboy: Let me check with Mr. and Mrs. Drake.
adefinitelyrealboy: I will be right back!
Lou: while we’re waiting for boyd @Junior-Woodchuck74 go yell at gyro
Lou: i’m invested now, sadly
lenaonme: skdlskdfls
ICanDeweyIt: JOIN ME, DEAR BROTHER
ICanDeweyIt: SEEN THE LIGHT, HAVE YOU?
Lou: no.
Violet-Sabrewing: Dewford, PLEASE turn capslock off.
ICanDeweyIt: NEVER!!!
TheWebbedWonder: now he won’t turn it off out of spite
ICanDeweyIt: YEAH!
lenaonme: everybody shut up now i wanna see this
Family Group Chat!!!
8:23 am
Junior-Woodchuck74: GYRO GEARLOOSE
Lil’ Bulb: Uh oh
dr. mad scientist: it’s dr. gyro gearloose to you
Junior-Woodchuck74: @dr. mad scientist @dr. mad scientist @dr. mad scientist @dr. mad scientist @dr. mad scientist @dr. mad scientist @dr. mad scientist @dr. mad scientist
Junior-Woodchuck74: @dr. mad scientist @dr. mad scientist @dr. mad scientist @dr. mad scientist
Junior-Woodchuck74: @dr. mad scientist @dr. mad scientist 
aw-phooey: Huey.
Violet-Sabrewing: He’s already here, Hubert. He replied to your original message.
lenaonme: he knows lol
dr. mad scientist: jeeze oh my god i’m here!!
dr. mad scientist: what do you want.
Junior-Woodchuck74: LET ME BACK IN THE TEAM SCIENCE GROUPCHAT.
dr. mad scientist: no.
ihaveahead!!!: sorry huey, he restricted admin rights :/
Lil’ Bulb: it sucks.
Lil’ Bulb: @dr. mad scientist give me admin rights
dr. mad scientist: no way.
dr. mad scientist: you’d go mad with power
dr. mad scientist: that’s a disaster waiting to happen.
Lil’ Bulb: am no longer baby. want power.
green-sharpie: @Lil’ Bulb I respect YOU!!!
Lil’ Bulb: as you should.
Indy_Sabrewing: Are we not concerned about this?
Scrooge-McDuck: nah, it only went evil when itwas bulked up by Beaks’ crappy tech
Scrooge-McDuck: and we handled it once. We can handle it again.
Lil’ Bulb: so you think…
Indy_Sabrewing: That does nothing to reassure my worries.
Scrooge-McDuck: It’ll be fine!
Scrooge-McDuck: The only one who needs to be worried is Gyro
dr. mad scientist: what??
Scrooge-McDuck: Lil’ Bulb could easily manage a robot uprising!
Lil’ Bulb: thanks for the idea!
dr. mad scientist: excuse you, i’d be on the forefront of that!!
dr. mad scientist: in fact, it’s already in development!
Adventure-Pilot: what??
dr. mad scientist: nothing.
Blathering-Blatherskite: Ohh, so that’s what that file was about!!
wreathedingold: did someone say robot uprising??
wreathedingold: sounds fun, I’m in
wreathedingold: @Lil’ Bulb hire me as a freelance fighter
Lil’ Bulb: name your price.
Scrooge-McDuck: Bless me bagpipes!! You can’t be serious!!
Scrooge-McDuck: You can’t hire Goldie!!
wreathedingold: you snooze, you lose, Scroogey!
wreathedingold: you’re looking at Admiral O’Gilt of the newly christened Mechanical Forces!
Violet-Sabrewing: Wait, when were you hired?
wreathedingold: in PMs.
Scrooge-McDuck: curse me kilts.
dr. mad scientist: excuse me!! Are we just going to ignore this complete injustice?!?!
Junior-Woodchuck74: Yeah! Add me to the Team Science group chat!!
dr. mad scientist: no stupid!! I’M supposed to be in charge of the robot army!!!
Adventure-Pilot: Don’t call my son stupid, stupid!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: <3
Lil’ Bulb: nah.
Lil’ Bulb: I love you creator but my time has come
dr. mad scientist: this is infuriating!!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: I know, add me!!
dr. mad scientist: oh my god shut up!!!
Adventure-Pilot: hey, don’t tell my son to shut up!!
dr. mad scientist: i can if i want to!!
aw-phooey: don’t tell huey to shut up.
dr. mad scientist: …
dr. mad scientist: fine.
Adventure-Pilot: aw, come on!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: to be fair, mom, I think you ruined your credibility with him when you proclaimed your detest of black licorice and Oxy-Chew flavor to everyone who’d listen and then upon your reunion instead of punching him you hugged him
Adventure-Pilot: well what was i supposed to do?! Gyro is my friend and I missed him!!
Lucky-Gander: aww, that’s sweet of you, Dells!
Lucky-Gander: I didn’t realize you had friends!
TheCrashiestCrash: I’m her friend!!
Adventure-Pilot: and I punched him afterwards.
Adventure-Pilot: aww thanks LP!
TheCrashiestCrash: anytime!
Lucky-Gander: there she is.
Adventure-Pilot: shut up Gladstone.
Adventure-Pilot: Go back to lurking.
Lucky-Gander: Whatever you say.
Lucky-Gander: Ooh, I just found twenty dollars!
aw-phooey: oh my god.
Scrooge-McDuck: Spare me.
Lil’ Bulb: everyone listen up!
Lil’ Bulb: I am collecting warriors for the robot army.
TheWebbedWonder: Destruction!! sounds fun!! 
Blathering-Blatherskite: am I robot enough?
dr. mad scientist: shut up fenton
mutant-krill!!!!: You’re a robot?????
mutant-krill!!!!: so cool!!
mutant-krill!!!!: can I study you when I get back to Duckburg??
Blathering-Blatherskite: uhhh
Blathering-Blatherskite: not a robot
dr. mad scientist: SHUT UP FENTON
Blathering-Blatherskite: okay okay
Junior-Woodchuck74: I’m in but
green-sharpie: oh boy
Scrooge-McDuck: oh boy
ICanDeweyIt: oh boy
aw-phooey: oh boy
lenaonme: oh boy
TheCrashiestCrash: let’s see how many “oh boys” we can get in before Huey finishes typing!
Adventure-Pilot: oh boy
Indy_Sabrewing: oh boy
Lucky-Gander: oh boy
Violet-Sabrewing: oh boy
mutant-krill!!!!: oh boy
Tea Time: oh boy
ihaveahead!!!: oh boy
moonlander-general: oh boy
Junior-Woodchuck74: Are you utilizing robots for the army as well as humans? What is the recruiting process like for that? Who else are you recruiting outside of this group chat? What will life in the army look like? Who exactly are we fighting? If we win, how will society and life change? Will there be a difference between the human soldiers and technological soldiers? How does one advance in the ranks? What are the hours of fighting? How will one be able to fit in other activities, such as adventuring, school, and Junior Woodchuck activities with army life? What will the food be like?
TheWebbedWonder: oh boy
TheWebbedWonder: aww i missed it
lenaonme: f in chat
green-sharpie: f
aw-phooey: f
Blathering-Blatherskite: It’s okay Webby! Huey types fast!
TheWebbedWonder: 💖💖💕💞💝
moonlander-general: why are you typing “f”?
Adventure-Pilot: it’s a MEME!!!!
Adventure-Pilot: did I do it kids did i meme
ICanDeweyIt: good job mom!!
Adventure-Pilot: YAY!!!!! <3 <3 💖💕
dr. mad scientist: wow you’re pathetic.
aw-phooey: shut up gyro
Adventure-Pilot: shut up gyro
Junior-Woodchuck74: shut up gyro
Junior-Woodchuck74: and add me to the team science group chat
Lil’ Bulb: @Junior-Woodchuck74
Lil’ Bulb: Yes, obviously. My personal recruiters and I will ask them and send out a large broadcast across major wifi and power lines. I might recruit other robot-favorable fighters, like Gandra Dee. Army life is tough, but it builds character. We are fighting any dissenters, like Gyro. And Scrooge. Robots will be equal to humans on all standings. Through hard work. Anytime we need to - set hours will let our opponents take advantage of us. You’ll be able to if you try. It won’t be nuts and bolts, I’ll tell you that, but I have yet to find a cook.
TheWebbedWonder: Ooh, Granny can cook!
Tea Time: no.
Tea Time: I have enough to deal with as it is.
Scrooge-McDuck: wait, you’re fighting me?!
Scrooge-McDuck: why??
Lil’ Bulb: Because you disrespected my Admiral and my word.
wreathedingold: hah, take that Scroogey!
Scrooge-McDuck: I’ll get you for this!!
Tea Time: on second thought, it might be fun to spite Mr. McDuck.
Scrooge-McDuck: what????
ghostbutler: agreed.
Scrooge-McDuck: what?????????
Scrooge-McDuck: how did you two finally manage to come to an agreement on THIS out of everything???
lenaonme: idk but it’s really funny!!
Scrooge-McDuck: curse me kilts. Forget this, i have REAL work to do!
aw-phooey: have fun counting your coins for the millionth time!!
dr. mad scientist: wait no we need to plan our defense!!
Scrooge-McDuck: what do you think I’m doing???
Scrooge-McDuck: @dr. mad scientist my office. Now.
moonlander-general: are we actually doing this?
Blathering-Blatherskite: I guess so. Gyro just left…
moonlander-general: this is ridiculous.
Indy_Sabrewing: agreed.
purpleisforthegays: this worries me
purpleisforthegays: I don’t want Lena and Violet to fight in a war
Violet-Sabrewing: To be fair, we already fought the Moonlander invasion
purpleisforthegays: true…
Junior-Woodchuck74: don’t forget the true purpose of this conversation!!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: @dr. mad scientist @dr. mad scientist
dr. mad scientist: WHAT.
Junior-Woodchuck74: add. me. to. the. team. science. group. Chat.
dr. mad scientist: ugh FINE
Junior-Woodchuck74: finally!! At long last, victory!!!
adefinitelyrealboy: yay, Huey!!!
TheCrashiestCrash: Good job Huey!!!
mutant-krill!!!!: congrats!!
mutant-krill!!!!: although I’m not entirely sure what I’m congratulating you for… I spent most of this conversation having a delightfully interesting chat with a sea star!!!
Adventure-Pilot: uhh that’s great fethry
TheWebbedWonder: ooh you’ll have to tell me about it sometime!!
mutant-krill!!!!: I definitely will, Little Della!!!
TheWebbedWonder: omg I’m a Little Della!!!
TheWebbedWonder: This is the fourth best day of my life!!!
Violet-Sabrewing: Fourth?
Blathering-Blatherskite: What are the first three?
TheWebbedWonder: The first was when the triplets moved in and I went on my first adventure! The second was when I met Violet and got Lena back! The third was when I went on a real spy mission with Uncle Scrooge and he let me call him Uncle Scrooge!!!
Scrooge-McDuck: aww, Webby darling!!
Violet-Sabrewing: Nice itemized list.
TheWebbedWonder: Thanks!!!
Adventure-Pilot: Webby, that is so sweet!!
TheWebbedWonder: <3 <3
moonlander-general: I still do not understand the “f”
Scrooge-McDuck: Me neither, Penumbra.
ICanDeweyIt: it’s from a game
ICanDeweyIt: the full phrase is “press f to pay respects”
moonlander-general: ah, I see.
moonlander-general: So it is… solidarity?
ICanDeweyIt: YES!!!
ICanDeweyIt: Congrats Aunt Penny
green-sharpie: omg baby’s first meme
moonlander-general: Aunt Penny?
Adventure-Pilot: yeah that’s how i introduced you lol hope you don’t mind!!!~
moonlander-general: ...it’s okay.
Adventure-Pilot: she loves it 💖💕
group chat: Science Gays
worldsgreatestinventor, worldsgreatestinvention, fentonium, Headless-Mannyhorse, adefinitelyrealboy, shut up with the exclamation points already
2:04 pm
worldsgreatestinventor added Junior-Woodchuck74
adefinitelyrealboy: Hi, Huey!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: Hi Boyd!!
Headless-Mannyhorse: welcome
shut up with the exclamation points already: Huey!! What a nice surprise!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: wait who are you?
shut up with the exclamation points already: Fethry!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: oh hi Uncle Fethry!! ❤️
worldsgreatestinventor: unfortunately, Manny set this chat up and added him.
worldsgreatestinvention: he comes into the lab to study marine biology and stuff he found in the ocean when he’s in duckburg 
shut up with the exclamation points already: and I am grateful to him for it!!!
shut up with the exclamation points already: to be fair, Dr. Gearloose, you did create my name.
worldsgreatestinventor: yes, and it’s fitting.
Junior-Woodchuck74: huh neat!
shut up with the exclamation points already: exclamation points are fun!!
adefinitelyrealboy: They sure are, Mr. Duck!!
shut up with the exclamation points already: Oh, call me Fethry!
adefinitelyrealboy: Okay, Mr. Fethry!!
shut up with the exclamation points already: close enough, I suppose
Junior-Woodchuck74: Anyway, what do you talk about in this chat? What scientific breakthroughs are you currently working on?
fentonium: Gyro was just complaining about Starducks for the past three hours.
worldsgreatestinventor: THEY NEVER GET MY ORDER OR MY NAME RIGHT
worldsgreatestinventor: THEY THINK THE NAME “GYRO” IS AN ALLUSION TO THE EFFING SANDWICH
Headless-Mannyhorse: haha you censored yourself
worldsgreatestinventor: ...i’m not entirely convinced that donald doesn’t have some sort of tracking device on huey’s phone so he can hunt me down if i swear
fentonium: never thought I’d see the day the great Dr. Gyro Gearloose is scared of something!
worldsgreatestinventor: shut up
Junior-Woodchuck74: In all honesty, you’re probably right.
Junior-Woodchuck74: I found a weird program on my phone titled “Uno” one day and Uncle Donald told me “not to worry about it”
adefinitelyrealboy: That’s an interesting program name!
fentonium: could it be because you are the oldest triplet?
Junior-Woodchuck74: Maybe, but don’t let Dewey hear that
shut up with the exclamation points already: maybe the program’s name is an allusion to the Three Caballeros!
Headless-Mannyhorse: the three what now
worldsgreatestinventor: honestly manny the less you know about this crazy family the less confusing it is
Headless-Mannyhorse: fair
Junior-Woodchuck74: eh they’re just Uncle Donald’s college band. Pretty tame as far as it goes
shut up with the exclamation points already: there was a six month ish period during college where he moved to New Quackmore with them and basically went radio silent
shut up with the exclamation points already: He always told us it was to work on their songs!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: hmm, suspicious. Ty feth i’ll look into it
fentonium: ooh do I smell an incoming investigation?
Junior-Woodchuck74: 👀
Junior-Woodchuck74: pms
worldsgreatestinventor: i hate you all
adefinitelyrealboy: even me?
worldsgreatestinventor: … 
worldsgreatestinventor: no, not you Boyd
adefinitelyrealboy: !!!!! <3 <3
adefinitelyrealboy: I love you Dr. Gearloose!!!!!
worldsgreatestinventor: i love you too boyd
Junior-Woodchuck74: aww
PM between Junior-Woodchuck74 and TotallyNotGizmoduck
2:45 pm
Junior-Woodchuck74: You should really change your name, Fenton.
TotallyNotGizmoduck: I know I know
TotallyNotGizmoduck: Gyro’s always on my case about it.
Junior-Woodchuck74: hmm when did he become “Gyro” and not “Dr. Gearloose”?
TotallyNotGizmoduck: We’re here to discuss the intricacies and hidden depths of the Three Caballeros, not the nature of Gyro and I’s relationship.
Junior-Woodchuck74: sure sure
Junior-Woodchuck74: so
Junior-Woodchuck74: Uncle Donald
TotallyNotGizmoduck: are you certain there’s something you wish to investigate here?
Junior-Woodchuck74: absolutely
Junior-Woodchuck74: we said “no more family secrets” but my siblings and I have come to the conclusion that he has some
Junior-Woodchuck74: like that Uno program
TotallyNotGizmoduck: “some,” as in, more than one?
Junior-Woodchuck74: Yes.
TotallyNotGizmoduck: Wait, if Donald has a program to monitor your phones won’t he be privy to this very conversation?
Junior-Woodchuck74: SHOOT YOU’RE RIGHT
Junior-Woodchuck74: ABORT ABORT
Junior-Woodchuck74: You’ll just have to come over to the mansion. On a totally random day. That we definitely aren’t planning an investigation.
TotallyNotGizmoduck: I am eagerly awaiting our surprise rendezvous!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: While you’re there at our unplanned meeting, you, Webby, Violet, and I should rig up an encrypted group chat!!
TotallyNotGizmoduck: Sounds like a fun and enjoyable activity that we will only use for spontaneous activities!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: Absolutely
Junior-Woodchuck74: now about you and gyro…
TotallyNotGizmoduck: Oh look at that Mr. McDuck is calling I have to go offline bye Huey!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: I’m not dropping this Fenton!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: I know you’re staring at your locked phone reading the notifications
Junior-Woodchuck74: You saw me with Gyro and the Team Science chat you know I don’t give up easily
Teach Penny and Mom Pokémon Group Chat!!!
4:42 pm
ICanDeweyIt: this chat has been suspiciously silent
moonlander-general: do I really need to be here?
universesgreatestadventurer: Don’t you want to know about this integral part of earth culture?
universesgreatestadventurer: also it would make me sad if you refused
moonlander-general: ...I suppose
wildlymisunderstood: you’ve gone soft.
ICanDeweyIt: mom really said 🥺👉👈
universesgreatestadventurer: oh no a meme i don’t know!!!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: oh shoot i don’t know how to explain this one
lenaonme: the emoji’s name is the pleading emoji that should tell you enough tbh
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: i guess so
universesgreatestadventurer: it’s okay webby
universesgreatestadventurer: I’ll figure it out eventually
universesgreatestadventurer: I’m the great Della Duck, after all!!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: That’s true!! You’re amazing!!
universesgreatestadventurer: aw hon you’re too sweet 🥺👉👈
universesgreatestadventurer: did I do it?? Did I meme right???
green-sharpie: not quite, but props for trying
universesgreatestadventurer: i’ll get it eventually
aw-phooey: just do it wrong dells it annoys them to no avail
Junior-Woodchuck74: HAH
Junior-Woodchuck74: I KNEW YOU WERE DOING IT ON PURPOSE
aw-phooey: Huey please
aw-phooey: i’m offended you’d think i wouldn’t know how to meme.
aw-phooey: besides i have seven kids
green-sharpie: wait seven??
aw-phooey: i’m counting boyd sorry gyro
wildlymisunderstood: NO HE’S MINE
Junior-Woodchuck74: I’m screenshotting this to send to him!!!
wildlymisunderstood: DON’T YOU DARE
wildlymisunderstood: if you shut up i’ll give you an internship at the lab
Junior-Woodchuck74: …
Junior-Woodchuck74: ugh fine
Junior-Woodchuck74: but you have to tell him at some point!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: you have a whole group chat full of witnesses now dr. g
wildlymisunderstood: ...I’m going to regret this aren’t I
TheCrashiestCrash: sooo… are we going to play some pokémon or…?
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: YES POKÉMON PARTY
ICanDeweyIt: okay wait
ICanDeweyIt: mom you got penny a phone right?
universesgreatestadventurer: well technically Uncle Scrooge got it for her because I was on the moon for ten years and i’m broke and have no money
universesgreatestadventurer: but yeah
ICanDeweyIt: okay we’ll start with pokemon go since that’s the only console she has
ICanDeweyIt: just come over on uhh friday
moonlander-general: I can do that.
universesgreatestadventurer: IT’S A DATE!!!
Family Group Chat!!!
5:12 pm
Tea Time: Everyone offline. Dinner is ready.
Junior-Woodchuck74: How did you know we were texting? This groupchat has been silent for hours
TheWebbedWonder: yes it’s quite a tragedy
green-sharpie: f
lenaonme: f
Adventure-Pilot: f
Adventure-Pilot: @moonlander-general I DID IT!!! You do it too
moonlander-general: f
Adventure-Pilot: *wipes away tear* omg i’m so proud
ICanDeweyIt: she’s come so far
ICanDeweyIt: you both have
TheWebbedWonder: but they have a long way to go before they can save anyone
green-sharpie: shut up about avatar shut up about avatar
TheWebbedWonder: no
Tea Time: To answer your question, Huey, Dewey and Louie are on the couch in the TV room and they’re both texting.
Junior-Woodchuck74: Ah, makes sense
Junior-Woodchuck74: also we have multiple TV rooms
lenaonme: heheh rich kid problemz
Junior-Woodchuck74: you come over to our house twice a week shut up middle class kid
Scrooge-McDuck: I’ll have you know I worked hard for my fortune! Years of backbreaking labor!
wreathedingold: yeah you’re proud of it we get it
Scrooge-McDuck: says the woman who made her fortune dishonestly!!
Scrooge-McDuck: and, may I add, who has less money than me!
wreathedingold: it’s only a matter of time
green-sharpie: ugh now you sound like glomgold
wreathedingold: ugh pass
lenaonme: lmao
aw-phooey: language.
Indy_Sabrewing: language
Tea Time: Dinner.
green-sharpie: Money!
TheWebbedWonder: flaming machetes!!!!!!!
aw-phooey: webby no.
lenaonme: webby yes!!
Tea Time: everyone offline.
lenaonme: i don’t even live here lollllll lame
Tea Time: Lena. Go offline so you don’t distract everyone else during dinner.
lenaonme: oh all right
lenaonme: but only because i want chocolate chip pancakes when i come over to the mansion on saturday.
Tea Time: I’ll keep it in mind.
TheWebbedWonder: aw Lena, you know Granny can’t say no to you!
TheWebbedWonder: she loves you too much
lenaonme: !!! lskdfhdksl
Tea Time: Webbigail, please. Come eat.
Tea Time: ...but she’s not wrong, Lena dear.
lenaonme: <3 <3 alksdhfghdskl;ldkf
PM between worldsgreatestinventor and Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl
10:56 pm
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: dr. g!!!
worldsgreatestinventor: small child.
worldsgreatestinventor: shouldn’t you be asleep by now?
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: shouldn’t you?
worldsgreatestinventor: i’m busy with a new project that will blow the collective world’s mind.
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: nice nice but when’s the last time you slept?
worldsgreatestinventor: i got a couple hours in yesterday afternoon
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: doctorrrrr geeeeaaarrrloooseee
worldsgreatestinventor: oh my god just say what you came here for
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: so! Boyd!
worldsgreatestinventor: oh boy
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: i think it went pretty well don’t you think?
worldsgreatestinventor: yeah actually
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: i just wanted to check that you’re doing okay with it
worldsgreatestinventor: i am thanks
worldsgreatestinventor: what for though? You wouldn’t have kicked Boyd out if he was making me uncomfortable
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: idk i didn’t think that far ahead
worldsgreatestinventor: i can tell
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: just… offer comfort, I guess? Or get Huey or Uncle Donald to do it
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: or Uncle Ty
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: they’re better at it than me
worldsgreatestinventor: shut up you’re doing fine
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: You don’t need actual comforting though
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: sides i’d comfort the heck out of you if you needed it!!!!
worldsgreatestinventor: i don’t doubt that
11:07 pm
worldsgreatestinventor: anyway thanks webby
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: anytime!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I do have a price for my services though
worldsgreatestinventor: oh no louie’s gotten to you hasn’t he
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: can I have a hug next time i see you?
worldsgreatestinventor: ...fine
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: YES!!!
worldsgreatestinventor: five seconds long at most. I’ll be timing you.
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: eh we’ll see about that
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: when I met Lena she avoided hugs like the plague, but now she looks for any excuse to hug me!!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: we’ll make a hugger out of you yet
worldsgreatestinventor: i don’t know about that
worldsgreatestinventor: wait, we?
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: …
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: della and i have been plotting.
worldsgreatestinventor: figures.
worldsgreatestinventor: now go to sleep small child!!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: only if you do too
worldsgreatestinventor: fine fine
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: !!! slfkhdks
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: good night!!
worldsgreatestinventor: good night.
Science Gays
4:35 am
Headless-Mannyhorse: wait didn’t mr. mcduck say something about the three caballeros fighting evil with a xylophone
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namez! Huey: Junior-Woodchuck74 Dewey: ICanDeweyIt Louie: Lou / green-sharpie* Webby: TheWebbedWonder / Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl* Donald: aw-phooey* / Dadnald Scrooge: Scrooge-McDuck* / Moneybags Della: worldsgreatestadventurer* / Adventure-Pilot / universesgreatestadventurer /acepilot Beakley: 22* / Tea Time Launchpad: TheCrashiestCrash Lena: lenaonme Violet: Violet-Sabrewing Duckworth: ghostbutler Gyro: worldsgreatestinventor* / dr mad scientist / wildlymisunderstood Fenton: TotallyNotGizmoduck* / Blathering-Blatherskite / fentonium Manny: ihaveahead!!! / Headless-Mannyhorse Lil' Bulb: worldsgreatestinvention* / Lil' Bulb Gladstone: Lucky-Gander Fethry: mutant-krill!!!! / shut up with the exclamation points already Indy: Indy_Sabrewing Ty: purpleisforthegays Goldie: Wine-Aunt* / wreathedingold Penny: moonlander-general Boyd: adefinitelyrealboy
*main
don’t ask me how disney works since they’re from disney and would be on disney+ i don’t know all i know is that dewey loves hamilton ok
i read multiple webby and gyro fics the other day they’re a very underrated dynamic & i’m soft for them ok
also i don’t know a lot about pokemon so if anyone has tips on that mini plotline lmk i have no clue why i put that in
i’m too tired for a full author’s note so uhh have fun kids ily
Chapter 3
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lumassen · 4 years
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What if aph England was a Scouser?
This came from a conversation on a discord server about what accent people headcanon England to have as we have so many, and as a northerner I like to think he would rock a northern accent. Based off several headcanons that England and Norway are good friends, and that nations move around a lot to avoid being clocked by their citezens for the fact that they don't age, I bring you this random drabble:
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It was getting dark by the time Norway finally arrived in the port of Liverpool and stepped off the ship. It had been 5 years at least since he'd seen Arthur, and perhaps 15 or more since he'd last visited England, and since finding out that Arthur was now living in Liverpool he took the opportunity to visit him when he was there on a trip.
Stepping down from the gangway, Norway tightned his scarf a little tighter around himself, the biting cold winter air slipping through any opening in his coat that it could find. Pulling back his glove to check his wristwatch, he noticed they'd got in a little late even though they hadn't really been delayed when they set off from Bergen.
Turning back to the ship for a moment, Norway watched with a small smile as his crew who'd kindly let him come along with them began to unload the large Norwegian Spruce. Since 1942 he'd given a Christmas tree as a gift to the people of England as a token of gratitude for the support they had given him during the second world war, something he would never forget. It started off as a single, 60 or so year old Spruce that was cut down specially and gifted to be put up in Trafalgar Square every year, but in recent years Norway had started gifting a couple more to other cities around the UK, and this year he had one for Durham, Oxford and Liverpool cathedral.
When he was satisfied that his crew didn't need any help, Norway waved a quick goodbye to them before setting off across the docks. He walked slowly at first, admiring the Christmas lights that decorated lamp posts and trees until he spotted England sat on a bench at the end of the docks. Quickening his pace so to not keep him waiting much longer, Norway's smile broadened just a little more. He and England were old friends despite their past differences and conflicts, and Norway had been looking forward to this visit since he found out that England living here.
"Long time no see." He said as he stopped in front of England, who looked up away from his smartphone and put it in his pocket.
"Likewise," he said with a smile, standing up and grasping Norway's hand in a firm, friendly handshake before pulling him in for a hug.
"So, Liverpool eh? I thought you'd be more of a country house in the cotswolds kinda old man by now, so I'm a bit surprised to find you here." Norway teased as they started strolling away from the docks and toward the city centre.
It was the end of November, so despite it being nearly dark it was still only 4pm in the afternoon and the streets were still full of people. For the past few years Norway had been living in the depths of the countryside up in Narvik with more sheep around him than people, so it felt strange yet nice to be surounded by so many people again.
England laughed a little, "Yeah, I fancied living somewhere a little livelier. I was getting a bit fed up in a big drauhty house down south, I found that I always had a proper cob on so I knew I needed to move to somewhere with a bit of atmosphere. I know we shouldn't have favourite citzens, but I've always had a soft spot for the people of Liverpool." he said, and Norway was shocked at how much his accent had changed since the last time he'd seen him.
It happened to most nations who lived among citezens to end up speaking with their accent or dialect, so he wasn't necessarily shocked, just a little taken aback.
Whether it was the fact that his own English skills were a little rusty from living in a rural place where not many of his citezens around him spoke anything but Norwegian or the fact that England's accent had thickened he wasn't sure, but Norway was struggling to keep up with him.
"What abar you? Where you living?"
"Er, Narvik. Been there about 7 years. It's nice." Norway said, with not much else to add. Narvik was Narvik. He went fishing occasionally, but other than that he was either buried in paperwork or eating or sleeping these days.
"Fancy a bevvy while we have a natter? There's a bar close by that's proper sound, you'll love it, and no I won't get bladdered before you say anything." England said as they turned the corner, and Norway quite honestly didn't understand a word that he just said.
"A bevvy?" he repeated, and Arthur turned to look at him and raised a large eyebrow,
"Yeah, a drink. Do you not fancy it?"
Norway blinked a couple of times, trying to get his head around England's changed accent. Sure, he knew that dialects and accents were a common thing, and back in his country he had many unique ones himself, but the way that England was rolling his 'r's and talking from the back of his throat on some words was tough enough to understand without the added slang.
"Sorry, yes I'm happy to have a drink with you." Norway said, a smirk crossing his lips at the fact that England was so oblivious to his change in accent.
They talked about this and that while they walked to the bar, England asked after Denmark and Iceland and they discussed the upcoming football championship until they arrived to a wobbly looking old stone pub nestled among the more modern buildings of the city. One of the things that Norway loved about visiting England was hidden gems such as this, and in summer he loved touring old castles and historical sights with Arthur.
Norway stepped inside as England held the door open for him, relieved to be inside and out of the wind. The smell of beer hit him immediately and he could feel the carpet sticking to the bottom of his shoes.
He spotted an empty table and took a seat, England following him and sitting down opposite, taking his gloves off and stuffing them into the pocket of his leather jacket.
"God it's baltic out there, but I'm proper made up that you've come to visit though. Actually this probably isn't that bad for you is it, now you're living in Narvik." England laughed, rubbing his cold hands together before he stood up again, "Let me get you a bev, back in a tick." he said before pushing his way to the bar.
Norway watched England as he leant on the bar, laughing with the bartender and chatting away and sighed, still not fully understanding what the hell he'd just said. He was pleased though that England was happy and settled in Liverpool. He'd had it rough the past couple of years with the whole Brexit thing which had obviously made him move as a distraction if anything else and Norway was glad to be catching up with an old friend, but had he realised that he would struggle to understand England as much as he was then he might not have suggested staying for a whole week...
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lol. For those people not from the UK and aren't familiar with a Scouse accent I tried to find a video. The best one I could find is still a bit crappy, but the girl at 0:12 is a prime example of how fast Scousers speak that not even I or the subtitles could keep up with her at first.
Click for the video
this fic is the closest I've ever got to writing a crack fic and this is purely self indulgent im sorry lol
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ambivalent-anarchy · 5 years
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Peter With A Southern Girlfriend - Headcanon
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So we already know our little Peter is the sweetheart of all sweethearts, right?
But he's also a little shit at the same time somehow
But above all, he's a northerner.
And northerners LOVE to make fun of us southerners when they get the chance
(Alabama born and raised btw🤠)
Stereotypes
Stereotype #1 - Country folk are idiots and just overall clueless
First of all, FALSE. Second of all, FIGHT ME if you actually believe that.
Having to deal with Flash condescendingly asking you if you understand what he's saying or what the conversation's about literally every few seconds
"Yeah, hang on Penis Parker- [Y/N]! Did you get that? We're going to a party. A PAR-TY! P-A-R-T-Y! It's what you probably called a 'honkytonk' back in the south. Got it? A party!"
"...I've never once even used the word ''honkytonk', Flash."
^^crap like that🙄
Peter never hesitates to stand up for you when that happens.
That is, if MJ doesn't beat him to it.
"Shut up Flash, [Y/N] could probably talk circles around you!"
Boys automatically thinking that you're 'easy' the second they hear your accent
Every idiot basically just pissing Peter, MJ, and you all the off.
You having to calm Peter down so he won't fight someone and vice versa.
Stereotype #2 - Southerners are racist and nonprogressive
(Gosh man, stop generalizing people you guys)
Getting in an argument with Flash and him throwing unnecessary stuff in your face when he realizes he's losing
"Sorry [Y/N], but remember you guys lost the civil war."
(Bonus - if you're not white) "I literally would've been a slave too dude, so shut up."
Ned being slow to talk about some things with you at first because he doesn't know your views on them and couldn't help but assume some of them because you're southern
None of this with Peter though. Everything kinda flies over his head because controversy is the last thing on his mind at any time lol
Speech
It wasn't until you got to New York when you really realized how Southern you must be
It doesn't aggravate Peter when you say things in a way he doesn't understand, it actually just makes him laugh
"Wait, what did you just call that, [Y/N]?"
"What? The cement?"
"Oh my God haha yeah, is that how you guys say it down there?"
"Umm, how else are ya s'posed to say it?"
"It's the cement. Not the CEment. The emphasis is on the bottom half of the word, not the first."
"I don't know Peter, CEment sounds better to me... Hey MJ? Is it cement or CEment?"
"Umm obviously cement. What weirdo is out there saying CEment?"
"..."
"...oh."
Also, sometimes you'll be talking and Peter will have NO IDEA what you're saying
The last straw was when you were both shopping and you said:
"Hey babe, go get me the buggy."
"... the what?"
"The buggy."
"Uhhh... okay."
You ran off before he could ask you what this 'buggy' thing is
So flustered and confused Peter calls up Ned who then calls MJ who looks it up and oh wow it just means shopping cart
And Peter's all "WHY COULDN'T SHE HAVE JUST SAID THAT?!?!?!"
And MJ's like, "Peter.. you remember where your girlfriend is from don't you??"
He finally finds you in the store after a while
"What took you so long?"
"..I-i, uh, had to use the restroom.."
So the next day he literally buys a book entitled "Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit! And Other Southern Sayings"
Dude actually studies it like he's studying for a test😂
Next time you say something like that, he'll be ready
He can never let you find the book though. He's not ready for that level of embarrassment😂😂😂
Peter sending you things like only in the south memes and being like, "do you understand this???"
Music
Now by no means do all southerners love country music. That's just a lie.
I mean, personally I love it, but that's just me lol
And it really does get hated on a lot but message me and I'll send you some total bops and bangers if ya want
Anywayssssss
Peter's totally one of those "I don't have a favorite genre, I just like GOOD music" and "I like ALL genres" people
LIES
Hardly anybody who says that really genuinely likes all types of music
"Hey Pete, wanna listen to my playlist?"
"Yeah sure."
"...[Y/N], what is this?"
"It's music, Pete."
".......oookay."
Peter Parker = not a big fan of country music
But he loves you, so he'll try to search and find some that he can tolerate
Or some that he even likes (gasp!)
Slow dancing in his room to "Tennessee Whiskey"
You teaching him how to square dance
He's surprisingly good at it!!
Accents
If there's one thing northerners love to make fun of southerners about, it's our accents
Even if you're accent's not strong, and it's more of a drawl, Peter will always catch it and he'll make sure you KNOW that he caught it
And he won't hesitate to answer you teasingly in his own crappy country accent
Don't ever get sleepy around him, cuz that's usually when accents or drawls are the strongest
He'll take videos and send them to every group chat he's in (including ones with the avengers)
Peter: Lol look at my girlfriend you guys her accent is so cute❤❤🤠
Rhodey: kid you do realize this group chat is for missions only right?
Peter: yeah but she's so cute tho
Stark: OK underoos, we get it. You love your girlfriend's accent. Now shut up and go masturbate about it why don't you?
Coming Home
Peter going to your hometown for the holidays is WILD
Cuz he wants to do anything and everything
It'll go one of three ways-
Peter realizes that's he's picked off more than he can chew and he REALLY can't handle southern life
Peter loves the whole thing despite him probably making a fool of himself the whole time
"Pete, you do realize that all southerners aren't the same, right?" (Because not everybody down here owns a farm, much less even seen a horse for that matter)
But let's talk about Peter Parker with southern life right now
Scared of EVERYTHING
Can't handle the bugs
Or the weather for that matter
Too scared to milk a cow
Can totally ride a horse but accidentally does something to make it mad and ends up having to swing away
After a while just really wants to stay inside the whole time😂
Is just overall a whole mess
Realizes that he really wasn't ready for all this, he just wanted the "cotton-eyed joe" aesthetic
But overall is just chill about everything and awed by the fact that you actually did all this cool stuff when you were little
In conclusion, southerners are awesome and you're missing out on quite the experience if you haven't met one😂😂
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miioouu · 4 years
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Got tagged by @bnha-homeroom 💜💜 and tagging @sunset-novice-writer @mushie-writes @i-need-air
1. What do you prefer to be called name wise?
Well honestly I never thought about it! So anything really from mia to miou to miachu I don't mind!
2. When is your birthday?
The 4th of march baby! Just like tamaki maybe that's why he holds a special place in my heart or it could be the social anxiety, yeah that probably.
3. Where do you live?
Dream land ✌️
4. Three things you’re doing right now:
Listening to music (every single thing by homeshake), glaring at my brother for yelling so much while playing online, and hmmm writing this??
5. Four fandoms that have really piqued your interest:
Well bnha ofc
Haikyuu bc ITS JUST SO GOOD OMG
Yuri on ice
And umm.... Mystic Messenger
6. How's the pandemic treating you?
As sound as it sounds, my introverted ass is loving it to be honesty honest. And ever since school has been definitely canceled for the year, meaning I'm finally graduating and and out of this hell hole, it's been even better. Like oof dandruff? Gone! Stress? Dissappeared! Mia? Finally happy!!!
7. What’s a song you can’t stop listening to right now?
Happiness is a little white box by minuscule hey. If I had to choose a more popular song I'd say..... The sound by the 1975 ig
8. Recommend a movie 🍿
Honestly any movie directed by Yorgos Lanthimos (my fav are prob The Lobster or The Killing of a Sacred Deer) and another one I'd say Mr. Pip dir Adam Adamson, first ever movie to make me cry!
9. How old are you?
I turned 18 earlier this year.
10. School, occupation, other?
To be university student.
11. Do you prefer hot or cold?
Cold, like literally anything cold. From the weather, to my drinks, to my food. Cold all the way.
12. Name one fact about you that others may not know
Oh god i really hate those question like idk what the others know about me. So let's say i can speak three languages?? Do ppl here know that??
13. are you shy?
I used to be a looooot more shy when I was younger, but now ig I'm ok. Not too shy, but I won't approach ppl first.
14. preferred pronouns:
She/her
15. any pet peeves?
Oh!! People who don't articulate when they're speaking! Like I'm not talking about accents or anything, I'm talking about those ppl who don't know why jaws are made for LIKE FFS USE. YOUR. JAW !
16. what’s your favorite “dere” type?
Ig tsuendere idrc about the whole dere thing tbh.
17. rate your life, 1 being Capital C Crappy or 10/10 thriving:
Hmmmm I'll give it a good 6. Like it could be better, but it could be much worse lol.
18. what’s your main blog?
This.
19. list your side blogs and what they’re for:
I don't have one.
20. is there anything ppl need to know about you before becoming friends w/ you?
I'm super honest and don't sugarcoat things if you ask for my opinion, and if you can't handle that well then, I'm sorry for being a good friend!
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haiyuta · 5 years
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distance (m) || Bang Chan
summary: distant relationship with bang chan so you video call each other
word count: 2.2k || Genre: masturbation, video call, want, tease, babygirl
a/n: I’ve become a loyal Bang Chan stan so I needed to write for him. So stray kids is open for request now I guess lolz. Enjoy my crappy smut lol. 
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Glancing at our phone you smiled looking at the newest update of your boyfriend. Fan accounts always keeping you updated on him as he and his band members greet the press yesterday. Your heart was heavy knowing he was an ocean away in Korea while you were stuck going to an American college.
The time difference, the lack of calls and the busy schedules you both had limited the time to text often. It was still nice sending daily snaps as he showed you selfies of Korea and you sent him snaps of you whining about all the work your classes have given you. You know what they say distance makes the heart grow fonder. 
Looking at the clock you realized it was already 7 pm so in Korea it was about 8 am. He was probably already up and busy with schedules but you still could text him to see. 
You snuggled in his sweater he sent you a month ago claiming with a cute note 'I wouldn't be a good boyfriend if I didn't send my girl my clothing'. 
Looking at the last text message he sent it was just a simple 'Love you fighting' from last night. Rolling over your fingers went to his name you cringed at the name he put into your phone "Best Boy Bang Chan'.
You: Good Morning!! (Don't forget to say it back)
Clicking send you clutched your phone waiting for him to text back. Almost immediately he did.
Best Boy Bang Chan: Gooo Morn
Best Boy Bang Chan: Even though its night for you
Smiling you quickly typed back.
You: Hm...it is but I'm not sleepy yet so I'm just going to bother you
Best Boy Bang Chan: You? The most beautiful girlfriend in the world a bother yeah no. 
Best Boy Bang Chan: Bother me forever, please
Smiling you leaned back wishing you could hear his voice already. Pursuing your lips you tempted the thought deciding it's better to ask and a no then not know at all.
You: I wish I could hear you say that
Best Boy Bang Chan: I could always call youuuu I'm free but...
Best Boy Bang Chan: I'm going to need a, please
Rolling your eyes.
You: Please
Best Boy Bang Chan: Pleaseeee whattt
Huffing you felt defeated. 
You: Please...Daddy Chan
Best Boy Bang Chan: that's the magic word
Rolling on your bed you cringed at the name he just loved to be called. His not so hidden kink he had being called Daddy.
A few seconds later you heard your phone buzz rapidly showing you were getting a video call. You raised an eyebrow at getting a video call but shrugged it off answering the phone. You quickly pressed your hair down and tried to look like you weren't just going to bed.
Biting your lip you swiped on the green button accepting the face time. Feeling your stomach swim with butterflies to see Chan lit up on the other side of the phone. You put your hand over your mouth to stop a gasp from escaping. It felt like you haven't seen him in forever.
"Heyyy baby,"  Chan was in an empty practice room leaning on the mirror. His hair was bleached with small black roots already popping out with a wide smile on his face.
"Hey Chan," you replied smoothly keeping your cool even though you wanted to just jump up and down seeing him.
"HIII Y/n," you heard Felix deep voice yell for you. Grinning at the deep voice  Chan faced the camera to Felix who was laying on the floor.
"Hey Felix," you called back seeing him laying out on the floor.
"So how are you Y/n," Chan said walking out the room as he came to an empty hallway. Reaching a row of doors he entered one closing the door behind him.
Grinning you answered, ���I’m good just bored.” Watching Chans own little studio he had. 
You heard Chan close a door. "Finally some privacy," Chan said sitting down on the chair. You finally got a peek at his outfit it was a white shirt and some black joggers.
"You sound tired," you said worrying about Chans well being. Being an idol especially in a company like his was stressful. "You better be taking care of yourself," you commented.
Chan smooth voice chuckled "I'm fine this morning we have practice in an hour I just got finished with one or two melodies." "Is that my hoodie," he hummed.
Blushing "Yeah it is," you paused "thanks for sending me it," you said. Having some of his stuff made you feel safe and secure. Especially with him being across the ocean away from you. "It's so nice hearing your voice," you whispered. Your eyes glued to the camera as Chan ran his fingers through his hair.
"You just like hearing my accent," he chuckled. Of course, you did his accent was smooth and unique. His multilingual accent from Korean to English making you love it even more.
"Mhm you got me I do love hearing it," you commented truthfully shifting on your bed sitting up more. "I also just really miss you." Chan sighed his eyes staring at the phone looking so deep at you. Your fingers just wanted to reach out and touch his blond hair and kiss those soft lips. Those soft lips that kissed yours many times.
"You look really good in my clothing," Chan praised. You licked your lips in the thought you gave a soft smile snuggling into it.
"It's super comfortable," the sweater was nice and warm and still smelt like him.  "You know you aren't getting this back," you laughed. 
Chan gave you a charming smile "Keep it I have a million others with your name on it."
Biting your lip you shyly looked at him. More to come that made you shiver with excitement. 
Moving around he looked down and sighed "Y/nnnn," he whined out. "Why do you do to me," he huffed his cheeks slightly flushed.
"What do I do to you," you said innocently trying to keep your voice low.
Chan rolled his neck back and huffed in annoyance and put his phone to the side. "I have practice in 45 mins and now I'm turned on," he whined out. 
Raising an eyebrow "I didn't even do anything," you giggled realizing Chan was excited. 
Chan smiled "I know right you don't even need to do anything just seeing you is enough," he said almost dreamily. "I love when you bite your lip and how you snuggle in my clothing," his deep voice whined at you. You drunk in the state of Chan as his neck rolled back his eyes stared back at you and his face twisted with want. "I wish I could just be there to hold you."
Turning away you gave a small whine "Same," you agreed. That's all you wanted was to hold, hug and chill with your boyfriend.
You felt your arousal lift through your body just seeing Chan. "Well I have time," you whispered biting your lip. You and Chan have done this before but you wanted it more than ever.
"Mhm baby girl," he hummed. Chan dark eyes gazed at you with want. "Could you touch yourself," his words came out slow filled with desire.
"Only for you," you hummed back laying your back on your headboard you throw the sweater half off revealing an old tee shirt you had on.
“Of course only for me cause you love me,” his smooth accent said the word love making you stir with want. Lifting up your shirt to tease the skin showing. "I just want to touch you," he gave a low groan seeing you tease him. Eyeing the camera you angled it to show you lifting off your shirt ever so slowly. Letting your fingers play with your skin. 
"I just want to kiss your lips," you moaned back the desire to kiss those puffy lips of his overcoming you. 
Chan hummed in agreement. His eyes glued to the camera his one hand already moving slowly. "Your eager" you giggled looking at him.
Giving you a smirk he pointed the camera toward his joggers showing he was rubbing himself through the fabric. "You just look so sexy," he said lifting the camera back to him.
"Even in my ugly pajamas," you grimaced at the reality you weren't wearing anything 'sexy' or 'hot'.
"Anything you wear makes you sexy," he moaned as he kept rubbing himself out. Your chest fluttered with love from his words. "Hm baby girl play with your nipples please," he sounded desperate with want.
Grinning you took your one hand and messed with your chest. You felt your stomach turn with want as you flicked and played with them. Trying to mimic how Chan would do it. Slightly rough as he rubs and flicks your nipple as he would nead your breast with his large hands.
"Just like that," he moaned through the phone. His handsome face twisted with pleasure. "Fuck Y/n look what are you doing to me," he whined showing his erection through his joggers.
You licked your lips just wanting to touch him. He eyed you as he slowly lifted up his shirt showing off his defined chest. "Chan," you whined out he already knew this was your kink seeing his toned abs. "Ugh you're perfect," you whined out.
Chan grinned leading his hand across his torso "I can just imagine your nails racking down my torso like love," he moaned his hand slowly slipping past his waistband as he touched himself. The lewd nature of watching him touch himself as you played with yourself over video call made you bite your lips.
"Fuck Y/n touch yourself please," he moaned. He pulled his pants down showing his fine muscle line as he showed his hard cock. It was a deep red and was slightly moist at the tip. He blushed a little "sorry I'm just really desperate," he apologized.
Shaking your head you mumbled a quick 'its fine,' as you watched him run his hand over himself a few times. Your fingers reached down to touch yourself through your panties you threw your head back in pleasure at the contact.
"Bang Chan," you whined his full name as you rubbed against yourself in a needy manner. Chan let out a similar groan as he gave slow strokes of his cock.
You wanted to take your eyes off the camera but you couldn't see his large hand engulfed on himself made you shiver with want. "Y/n let me hear you moan," he whined out.
Watching him get himself off made you shiver with want and intensity. A whiny moan left your mouth whining his name "Chan," you whined out. Your fingers danced across your slit just imagining Chan's fingers doing it to you. You closed your eyes just enjoying the pleasure.
Throwing his head back you watched as Chan clear as day thrust his hips into his hand as he came with a heavy groan. Strings of white spilled on his lap and hand. Some of it got some on his joggers. He slowed down his strokes as he squeezed his dick tighter.
Seeing the sight of him getting himself off your fingers thrust harder as you chased an orgasm. The pent up emotions filled you as you came. "Hm Chan," you moaned as the bundle of pleasure licked you from head to toe.
It was quiet for a few moments as you calmed down from your orgasm your legs felt weary and your eyes felt heavy from it already being close to 9.
"Fuck my pants," Chan whined looking down at his stained pants.
You giggled with a short reply of "that sucks."
He gave you a dorky smile and looked at you "Your face was just too much," he bite his lip gazing at you.
"I'm tired," you hummed laying back down on your bed leaning the phone against the wall as you looked at Chan.
"I have to start my day with some practice in a few," he frowned looking at you.
The time to say goodbye was upon the two of you. "I don't wanna leave the call," clutching your phone with dread.
"Me neither," he gave a small pout gazing at you. "You look tired baby girl," that fluttering feeling filled your chest at the name.
"I am." The feeling of heaviness was behind your eyelids from the stress of school.
"Get some sleep my girlie," he smirked.
"See ya Chan," you grimaced at the feeling of leaving him.
"See you real soon my girl," he smirked giving you a cute look gesture. You giggled as your finger hovered over the end call as you ended it.
Sighing you laid your head down hating that you had to end the call. He was an idol and you were lucky you even got this 30-minute call.
Looking at your phone you stared at the picture of Bang chan seeing fans love him warmed your heart. Closing your eyes you let sleep overtake you.
Chan leaned his head back against the chair watching as the screen went dead.  Sighing he smiled at the phone shutting it off. His hand went to his chest feeling his heart swell with love at you over the line.
"Chan hurry up we are practicing some of the world tour dances," he heard Felix call him through the door.
"Sure I'll be real in a few," he said smiling he was eager to finally get this tour going and see you.
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pinkykitten · 4 years
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For the fanfic asks how about 10-15 pls,,,👉👈🥺 I luv u babes a lot hiya
10. WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO WRITE? on the toilet duh that’s where I get most inspiration lol 😂 jk I mostly write in my room. I have like problems focusing and so I can’t have like music with words in it cuz then I pay attention to that and not my writing. I also can’t watch tv while I’m writing haha MY BRAIN HAS GONE ON HOLIDAY I SWEAR
11. MOST BIZZARE IDEA FOR WRITING YOU’VE HAD? For some reason I can’t think of anything rn but I had this fic I was going to write where it’s an reader insert w Erik killmonger, and it was you both going to the club and you were going to be a silly goose in there and joke around. I was also for the hairspray chapter fics with billy Hargrove I was going to make him die like in canon but it was too hard for me and too much cuz I love my billy and I couldn’t let him die so...I made him live lol 😂 idk tho I can’t think of anything atm
12. DO YOU WRITE ON PAPER, LAPTOP, OR YOUR PHONE? I used to write on paper like the olden times when I was legit like an old grandma BUT man was it like so long and hard ok this sounds wrong but to put what u have on paper onto the computer wow TOO MUCH WORK!!! I used to do it bc I didn’t know about drafts and saving crap so yeah I was legit like an old person but now I write on the computer but let me tell you this for some reason writing w my hands I got more inspiration and it seems more idk like one w my mind and writing and writing it w my hands it’s like it’s all one and it’s nice and relaxing 😌
13. FAVORITE CHARACTER TO WRITE? Ohhh golly gosh god this is a rlly hard question ummmmm I really like writing peter parker, Zach Dempsey (lol I hate this newest season so aghh), Erik killmonger, Jake sully, Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, idk 😐 there are SO MANG U KNOW WHAT I LOVE WRITING ALL MY BABIES ALL MY HUBBYS BABY DADDIES LIKE ALL OF THEM ARE LIFE OK I CANNOT CHOOSE IM SORRY
14. LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER TO WRITE? Anything with peaky blinders and listen well it’s not because I don’t like the characters on anything I think I write them crappy lol like I’m scared I’m writing the accent wrong or like the words they use the least one to me is Alfie Solomon’s bc he has a way of speaking and I always get nervous for wiring him cuz I know a writer that write him amazing and I don’t think I can be as good as that. Like his words and his actions and like I don’t know if I can write that ok.
15. POST A RANDOM LINE OF DIALOGUE FROM YOUR WIP. Ummm...😶 I don’t have a wip atm lol I know I suck hahaha 😆 I’ve just been working at other stuff atm but I will write today hopefully.
Thanks nonnie for asking!
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Agent Carter An Au Series
Hey guys! Here is the next chapter :) Technically its chapter 21, but I’m calling it chapter 14 part 2 because each episode is broken up in different chapters. So chapter ‘14′ is episode 3. Weird system, I know lol. Anyway, Hope you guys enjoy!! :)
Peggy's POV:
After I clock out of my shift, I grab my coat, smile at Daniel, and leave to go and see Stephanie. Its been such a  long hard day, and all I want at the moment is a hot bath, to see my daughter, and spend time with Daniel; and not in that order. I knock on the door and Jarvis answers.
"Ms. Carter. I was just getting the little miss ready to go."
"She wasn't too much trouble today?" "Oh she is never any trouble." He says as he hands her to her mother.
"Hello, darling. How was your day, hm?" Steph wiggles around and gurgles her baby talk. I smile and acts as if I knows what she's saying. "Is that so? Well I'm glad you had fun. Now its time to head home, say bye Mr. Jarvis." Steph doesn't actually speak but she does wave her little hands, and that makes him laugh. "Thank you for taking care of her, and give my thanks to Mrs. Jarvis as well for watching her while you were... away." He looks away sheepishly and thanks me for my assistance with getting him out. "Its not any trouble, Mr. Jarvis. I know what I did was right." She looks away, bothered, but he doesn't ask why. I take Stephanie to Daniel's apartment and we sit and wait for him.
"Peg?" He comes home an hour later.
"In here, Daniel!" He walks in to the kitchen and finds us. "Hello." I smiles and walk to him. We meet in the middle for gentle kiss, but linger when we break apart.He keeps his hand on my waist and I lean in again for a little less of a gentle kiss. My hand rests on his arm, and the other on his cheek, never wanting to let go...but unfortunately we have to breath. I stay close to him as we catch our breath and he snogs me once more and I can't help but smile. Before we can continue we move away when Steph starts squealing and laughing.
"I think she knows."
"Perhaps she does. And if so I think she enjoys the change." I says as I press my chest into his. He laughs and leans back down to steal one more kiss; and I'm more than happy to let him. God I can't stand this...I groan and lean more into him. "Dani..." I mumbles and moan into his chest.
"You okay, Peg?" He asks as he rest a hand on my back.
"I'm going to kill Howard if this doesn't end soon." I says, my words muffled in his shirt.
"What'd you mean? The case?" I nod against him. "Why do you-"
"Because!" I groan in frustration.
"Peggy, what's eating at you?" He takes my face in his hands to; and I bite down on my lip as I meet his eyes.
"I...I want to stay...." I says quietly.
"Peg you know you can. I don't care." He chuckles and slides his hands down to my waist.
"I have work to do. I can't stay." I finally meets his gaze and I know he can see right through me.
"Neither can I. I have to work the night shift today. Thats why I came back so early." "What? But Steph-" I turn away with my hand on my forehead. This can't be happening.
"I told Dooley I had to take care of some things at home first, then I'd come back to finish my shift. Peg-"
"Ugh! Can I not get one simple break?" I mumble to my self. "I can't take her with me, Daniel. Not only is she not welcome in the bloody hotel but-”
"Your still working on the investigation into Stark's stolen weapons." It wasn't a question, and I feel horrible fro putting us in this situation.
"Dani...What are we going to do about Stephanie? I can't give her back to the Jarvis's. Mrs. Jarvis is likely asleep by now and then her husband is helping me. I know no one else to watch her other than you." I lean against the counter and Daniel stands in front of me.
"I've tried like hell to say no, but no one else can take it. Krisminski and I are the only ones available for tonight." He runs his hands up and down my arms to calm me; and it's working. "I may know someone who could watch Steph, but that's only if you're okay with it"
"Who?" I stand up straight and he laughs. By standing the way I do, our faces are so close I can feel hi =s breath....but now's not the time for that. He hesitates to answer and rubs the back of his neck nervously.
"Pai..." My eyes widen at this and Daniel immediately reads my mind. "I know I know, you don't know him well, But I do. My dad is great with kids and-"
"And he hates me." I say looking away.
"Peg, he doesn't hate you. He just...was suspicious of us spending so much time together. That and he's afraid of all the gossip." I look up at him and he's turned a bright red. "He'll take care of her, Peggy. I know he will. Yes he knows about...Steph's dad. But only briefly. And I know he won't tell anyone. I swear on my life Stephanie is as safe with him as she is with me."
"I-" Ugh! I shake my head and lean into him.
"Amada-" He stops and we turn to look at Stephanie. She's just said her first word. "Steph...?" We walk towards her and she giggles when I pick her up.
"D..d.." She gurgles and spits over her lip. Daniel wipes it away and she reaches for him. "Dada" Oh my God...She keeps saying it again and again until Daniel holds her.
"I-I, Uhm.." He stutters at a lack of words, although I'm not really sure what to say.
"Darling," I laugh nervously. What am I suppose to do !?!? "H-hes not daddy. Y-you-Bloody hell. Daniel I'm so sorry I-I..."
"I-uhm. I-its fine. She's too little to know who I am right now." He gulps nervously; that makes two of us. I nod and try to slow my breathing. I can't believe she-ugh!
"Right, of course...but, still I-I'm so so sor-" He presses his lips onto mine, and instantly I relax. How does he have so much control over me and not know it? I can feel my cheeks heat up and I look away. "sorry." He laughs and we kiss again. God help me! I lean in and feel my belly twist as if butterflies flapping about. As cliche as that is...its exactly what I feel. Steph giggles and calls him dada again. I try but can't keep the groan to myself. I look up at Daniel and see him turn red.
"She'll learn. It'll just...take some time." He avoids looking at me and I turn away.
"You're right. Time..." Stephanie grabs at his shirt and snuggles against him. "I-I should get going. I have some...things to do." He nods his head and I turn towards the door.
"What about Steph?" He asks. "Are you okay with her being with Pai until you get back?" A nod my head slowly. " Here. Its his address." He write it down on a piece of paper and I tuck it away in my pocket.
"I trust you, Daniel. And if you say Steph will be safe with him...then I'm alright with it." I smile and walk to the door. He calls my name and I turn around, only to find him close behind me. Daniel takes his free hand and slowly runs it through my hair as he pulls me in for a kiss. When we separate, I can't open my eyes, at least not for a few moments. "Goodnight, Daniel..."
"Goodnight, Peggy." And with that, I leave. I walk to the Griffith Hotel and go upstairs to my apartment. Seeing as Jarvis and I were interrupted this morning, we'll have to explore Howard's vault now. I change my clothes and pack my bag, but I stop when I hear a knock on the door. Damn. I throw in my rob to cover my outfit and answer the door, and Angie waltzes in
"Oh, Hello Angie." I say, surprised. I didn't expect her to hurry in " I was just getting ready to-." But she talks over me and talks about work. "A whole 50 cents would be considered an improvement."
"I got a bottle of schnapps and half a Ru-bare pi. Lets see which one makes us sick first." She says excitedly. Although to most that would seem odd to be excited about, Angie and I haven't had time to spend much because of work. that and I don't want her to end up like Colleen...
"Oh that sounds lovely, but I was just getting ready to go to bed.
"It's 8 O'Clock, Grandma. C'mon tell me about your crappy day, maybe it'll make me feel better." She says cheerful, sitting on the bed.
"M-maybe some other time." I say walking away. She gets up and walks to the door.
"Didn't mean to disturb you." I tell her she wasn't but she said she knows a brush off when she sees one. I hate lying but its what I have to do. I follow her out the door and we both run into Ms. Fry and another woman I've never seen before. Ms. Fry introduces us and says the new woman is Dorthy Underwood and is our new resident at the Griffith. She's a dancer that goes by Dottie. She seems nice enough and although I'm flattered by her comment on my accent, I think cheery attitude is a little much for me. I go back in my room and close the door so i can get ready to meet up with Jarvis. Oh how fun that will be. How did I not know he was charged for treason? What did he do? Oh this is going to be a disaster...
I arrive at Stark's house and knock on the door, standing outside waiting for Jarvis. He answers the door and all I can do is look at him. I didn't want to ask, but the silence is killing me. "Do you have anything you want to tell me?" He looks puzzled at first, and then squares his shoulders to stand taller.
"Not at presently...no."
"Very well." I say as I reach down and grab my bag and enter the house."Lets get on with it." The sooner this is all over the sooner I can go and lie down; maybe even take a bath and relax. God knows I need it. We walk to the emptied room with a gaping whole that was Howard's vault. Jarvis says that Stark thought the intruder had advance technology to assist in the robbery. Then again Howard thinks everything requires technological assistance. "Shall we?" I ask, and we gather the gear I packed away and create a pulley system to help up get down the hole safely. When we do, we unstrap ourselves and starts walking. "Charge of treason, out of context, is not exactly what it appears to be. In fact my involvement with you and Mr. Stark could in the face of it, be considered treason." "Indeed it could."
"I don't need to know the details of your past Mr. Jarvis" I lie. It bothers the hell out of me to know I'm working with someone who keeps secrets.
"Thank you" he says as we walk along the tunnel. "Authorities say they found a man hole from here. They say the thief escaped through there."
"Carrying hundreds of pounds of equipment, seems unlikely. You said it rained the nigh of the break in? New York is one of the last cities to still use its sewers from storm water. All Mr. Branis would have needed was a raft and a forecast." I explain. "He could have floated his stolen treasure all the way to the sea." On our way through the tunnel to the end, Jarvis and I talk. He's surprised about my knowledge on sewage, but I served and spent a winter down there, so I know about it. I mention we all have secrets, implying to him, and he agrees. I've tried, I really have, but I need to know. He says that he forged his general's signature to get Ana, his now wife, who is a Jew, to safety. Howard helped them escape to America to be free.
"That sounds like a story." I say as we reach the end.
"Another time perhaps." I use binoculars and notice a boat with the heart symbol Branis left behind. I let Jarvis have a look and then we drive to the docks; now we know where we need to go.
Daniel's POV:
After Peggy leaves I grab everything I need for Steph and head over to Pai's house. I hope he's still awake...When we get there I knock on the door and he answers a few moments later.
"Daniel? What's going on?" He looks between me and the baby and steps forward.
"Pai, I need your help with something. Peggy has to work late today, and so do I. Stephanie can't go back to her sitters tonight so, I was wondering if you could..."
"You want me to take care of her? Is her mother okay with this?"
"She is, yes. I told her I couldn't watch Steph because I had to work and I suggested you might be able to. I know you to don't know each other well, and she was...hesitant at first. But she trusts me and I trust you." He looks away, thinking.
"Okay, I'll take her." As I hand her over she starts to fuss.
"Is she keeps doing that just give her this." I hand him one of my old vests and he looks at me suspicious. "It'll keep her calm. Also, she is uhm...talking a little, so, yeah. Theres that."
"Daniel. I've raised 3 kids and helped with my grandchildren when they were her age. I know what I'm doing. She'll be okay, you know that."  
"I know, it's just...never mind. I have to go. Peggy will come by later to pick her up." I explain and then I leave. As I walk away I hear her say it.
"Dada..." And then she cries. God I hate leaving her like this, this is the second time I've done this. I hope she doesn't hate me later. When I get to the office I sit down at my desk and Krizminski brings over his chair and sets down bags of food.
"I bought us some dinner. Don't get the wrong idea, though. Chief told me too." I laugh.
"Yeah sure, whatever you say Krizminski." I reach into the bag and grab a sandwich. Mmm its a really good sandwich. Its from the same place Peggy and I ate sometimes when she was pregnant. At times when we both were too tired to cook, we'd get this.
"Alright I'm headin' out. Make sure the chief gets this when he gets back" Thompson says as he places a file on the desk.
"You got a hit on my passports?"Krizminski. says as he reaches for it. God it's gonna be a long night...
"Prince's name is Sasha Demidog. And you know the rest of the story."Thompson says.
"Let me guess." I speak up. "He was dead before he died? Battle of..wherever." I take another bite of my sandwich as he corrects me and says Fenial. He leaves with a joke of how I'm the brains of the night shift, yeah and a lot more. But they don't know that. Krizminski. goes on complaining how Thompson could have covered his shift because he found and helped with the passports.  "I thought you were gonna ask someone else, even Carter."
"I was. I did. She was acting  like I was waving a sock in front of her face."
"I'm sure you were polite and respectful as always." I say sarcastically. I'm not sure this guy has a single polite or respectful bone in his body. He stops messing with his sandwich and looks at me.
"You sweet on her, Sousa?"
"Don't you have enough women in your life to worry about?" I laugh.
"Alright. Let me give you a nickles worth of free advice, pal. Give up." I look over at him and see he's serious. "No girl's gonna trade in a red, white, and blue shield...for an aluminum crutch." Damn, I never thought of it that way...
Peggy's POV:
Jarvis and I get in the car and drive towards the docks where the ship with the heart symbol floats.The lights are still on which means someone is using it. I load my gun and step out of the car. Jarvis follow, slightly pouting because i don't have a gun for him, and we board the ship. When we get inside we find a load of crates with Stark industries on as the label. Jarvis and I take the netting off and look inside. Apparently this box has a back massage that cause involuntary muscle contractions. I'd hate to learn how they discovered that...
"Alright, lets call it in." I close the lid but Jarvis stops me from walking away.
"Ms. Carter You cannot reveal that you've recovered these items." He goes on the explain how they will not respect me, but instead use this to tear me down. Bloody hell! "If you wish to clear Mr. Stark's name, you must do so from the shadows."
"There's a phone box across the street. Call it in." I say. I know one person who could deserve a win today, if it not be me; then defiantly him."And for God's sake don't let Krisminski get hold of it. Sousa's working the office tonight. I'd rather him get the credit than anyone else." Jarvis gives me a small smirk and walks away. I'm not sure what that was meant for, but I don't like it...
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chittapornswife · 6 years
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A Merry Missed Flight
Wrote this after I missed my flight on the 21st & thought “what if-?” while sitting in the baggage claim area with my family lol. Plus no other man was suitable besides the #1 idiot in my life, mr. tenny tenten. Hope you enjoy!!! (Also besides the meeting ten part, some of this was from my own real life lol) also i know its been rlly dead but idc cause eh as long as 1 person likes it I'm fine:) Mood!
Genre: fluffers ft. idk tiny bits of angst Word Count: 3.3K Type: ten x reader (gender-neutral!)
summary: the perks of missing your flight happen to be: bumping into a really cute guy, thinking about him the whole day, then seeing him on your flight!
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It’s a couple days before Christmas Eve
And whaddya know?
You & your family just missed your morning flight back home because of the crappy weather conditions
Like great, out of all of the things that could happen to you, this had to be it
And out of all of the days, it had to be today.
And now you guys have to wait around 10 hours for the next flight that’ll fit all of you in
Plus y’all can’t even check in baggage that early so you decide to just sit on the lower level and sleep
But you’re just not havin it being near them & their bitter arguing over who’s fault it was for missing the flight
Because what can y’all do now?
Absolutely nothing.
Except wait for the next flight and that’s what you’re doing now
So you decide to just roam around and find somewhere else to sit, away from the grumpiness & the overbearing Christmas decorations everywhere
The only place that’s free is near the baggage claim plus it isn’t too bright with lights so you just find a bench and lay down there
Using your jacket as a pillow with your headphones on and just going on your phone
Knowing fully well that you look like a weirdo since you’re super tired, taking up a whole bench and need to wash your hair
Overall not looking your best
But you value comfort over appearance so to hell with the people staring 😎
And a couple of hours pass by, letting you have some time to yourself to rest
Scrolling through Instagram or tumblr, just looking at random things to make you happy and not have to dwell on the 6 more hours of waiting
But finally,
You get a msg from your family that you can check in your baggage
So you drag your ass back to where they are
Not looking where you’re headed at all, with your eyes on your phone to change the song,
You bump into someone
Dropping your jacket and phone,
With your earphones being snatched out your ears as your phone tumbles on the carpet
Another phone falling with it as well as some flight info papers
And you’re like well shit.
Immediately you blurt out a string of sorry’s and go down to grab your stuff as well as the other person’s
“That’s okay!! It’s alright!”
A higher pitched male voice says from beside you with a peculiar accent
Meanwhile you’re thinking about how you’re such an idiot and scrambling to pick up the other persons items
Not noticing that he’s looking at you and smiling at your disheveled self
So when you push your hair to the side and hold up the papers that seem to be for a flight that you briefly see is a night flight to ur home country
You come face to face with an extremely attractive and casually but impeccably dressed guy
He’s just got a purple shirt with a fleece jacket and black loose pants on, with classic black converse
But with a fresh haircut and several silver hoops & gold studs adorning his ears
He looks like he belongs in a modelling agency
Or a beauty/fashionista vlogger
Especially with that friendly, sparkling smile, elf-sloped nose and those just as shining eyes looking right at you behind a pair of thick rimmed stylish glasses
And that’s when you’re like
Oh shit.
Because you literally look and feel like poop.
Which is definitely not the best way to crash into a good looking stranger
“Oh uh- h-here you go“
His smile widens as you pass him the papers
While in return he passes you your jacket saying,
“That’s a really nice jacket!”
But you’re so embarrassed you lowkey wanna escape and just mumble a thank you avoiding eye contact 
Before picking up your other stuff as he does the same
Your hands bumping a couple of times in the process making him laugh; the sound as lively and contagious as Christmas bells
He’s just so unbelievably cute and like right in front of you with that cuteness that you get up quickly overwhelmed by his presence,
Saying another sorry before walking away
Since you realize your family might get angrier if you’re stalling more time for them to check in baggage
And a couple steps away you hear a loud,
“Thank you!!!”
Making you turn around to find the cute guy waving his arms wildly with a bigger smile on his face
And you’re like ????
Cause he’s so cute and way out of your league
But he’s smiling at you???? And your ratty self?????
Like is this real???? Or maybe that huge milkshake you drank before is finally hitting your head
Nevertheless, you still wave timidly back at him before turning back
Heart beating too fast and a small smile appearing on your face at the image of his bright face
The contrast of his dark hair and his creamy lightly tanned skin
And how you got somewhat lucky during this whole day
For some reason when you get back to your family whomst are collecting their suitcases and bags
All you can think about is the dark-haired purple shirt smiley boy
Even after customs and security, he just stays stuck in your head
The “thank you!” in that distinct unrecognizable accent ringing in your head
Like you don’t even know the dude at all besides his physical features
Yet here you are, munching on a burger with fries & thinkin of him and wondering what to do with the next couple of hours as you wait
Plus he’s nowhere to be seen throughout the airport
As you lowkey may or may not have “roamed” around to see if you could get another glimpse of him
Part of you scared you may seriously find him, then not know what to do next
And the other part excited, wanting to conjure up a dream that maybe he’ll fall in love with you at second sight
(If this part hits too hard for some folks,,, I apologize but the truth,,,, stays the truth my friends...... I know we all have thought this at one point or another)
But as hours pass by
Night falls
And y’all make your way to the line up at the gates that have opened up already
You realize that you have the same flight as the one listed in his papers that he dropped,
At least,,, you think,,,,,
Anyways,,,,
You get on the plane
In a window seat with no one else sitting beside you
Since your family got new tickets
Most of y’all are sitting separately
Leaving you to pray that you’re not beside someone creepy or unfriendly for this flight
And tbh,
You’re ready to take off and just go back home to your warm bed
And get all comfortable under your covers while watching your favourite shows
Your headphones are perched behind your ears and your seatbelt’s on as you peer out at the dark sky
The runway lights providing some light for the flat lands and the street lights shining quite a bit far away
Making you feel a bit sleepy even tho you slept so much before LOL
So you close your eyes momentarily, waiting for the annoying safety procedure announcements to happen
And just wanting this whole trip thing to be done with
With all the negative energy and grumpiness still in the air with your family
As you’re lowkey praying for things to go right and for no other delayed/missed flights or random weather conditions to pop up
You hear a,
“Oh! Hey! It’s you again!”
Your eyes shoot right open because
It’s that same accent,
That same uniquely high voice
That you’ve been thinking about all day
And as you turn to the side, the plane’s fluorescent lights making you squint a bit,
Sure enough, it is him
Attractive purple shirt boy
All smiles just like when he waved at you back at the airport
Except just with his bag, no luggage, that he seems to place on the seat beside you....
Huh?
Does that mean-
“Funny that we bumped into each other before and now we’re sitting beside each other hahaha”
God no.
This is all happening too fast for you to process properly in your head
That the guy you had dreamy thoughts about the whole day
Is now sitting beside you
Beside your STILL if not more raggedy tired self
Like @ god, out of all the days,,
Why today,,,,,,??????
You don’t even know what to say to him so you just try to smile even though it feels really crusty
Attractive boy picks up his bag and stows it below the seat in front of him before plopping down beside you
Now you’re so close to him that you can see the finest of details as he puts on his seatbelt and adjusts his belongings
Like that cute slope of of his nose
The small upturned corners of his thin lips that make him look friendly
Dark lashes fluttering about gently behind the glasses
Small scars on his cheeks probably from acne or minor accidents
His dark smoothly brushed hair that looks so tempting to you to pet
Just the tiny natural things about him you didn’t get to see in the rush from before
But all of these things make you seem to like him more
Wait, like?
You scrunch your nose and turn around to look through the little window to distract yourself
Cause you can’t possibly like someone who you don’t even know at all
Yeah he’s cute and supposedly a very happy person
But there’s a clear difference between being friendly and showing interest
And this guy just seems like someone who’s like this with everyone with that bubbly social personality
“I didn’t get to say this earlier but,” you hear him speak to you once again so you turn to face him,
Leaning back a bit so he can’t see how nervous you are
“I really do like your hoodie! If you don’t mind me asking... Where did you get it from? :)”
You blink a couple of times because this hoodie?
The one that’s a plain black (now fading black) and super old?
“Oh um...... I think..... either Target or maybe H&M? I’m not too sure but I’m pretty sure you can get it from many other stores too.”
You mentally smack yourself since you sounded a bit harsh near the end of your words
But it doesn’t seem like purple shirt boy has noticed as he’s like
“Ahhhhh!!! I should try and go there then! ^_^”
His brown eyes becoming like thin crescent moons as he smiles
And as the plane starts and is making its way down the runway
You both have some small talk just to fill up the silence
Letting you learn that he’s from Thailand and going to your country for the holidays and meeting up with his friends who are already there
Plus one of his friends is getting married next month so he’s going to stay for his wedding and all the preparations
Overall, attractive purple shirt boy is really kind you find
Your assumptions about his social personality being correct in that he’s just a people’s man
Which isn’t bad except a small nagging voice in your head keeps reminding you that he’s just being nice & friendly like you
That he's not interested in you in the way you want him to be
And as the plane takes off,
Both of you stop the small convos and you put in earphones to listen to music
While he chews on some gum and goes on his phone
You look out at the city below, the lights becoming smaller and smaller looking like stars on the ground all bunched up together
The sight being so beautiful at night that you don’t realize the boy beside you is just as mesmerized trying to get a good look too
So when you turn around, you come face to face with him
His eyes that are on the view behind you slowly shift their gaze to you
And now that the plane fluorescent lights have turned off, you’re both staring at each other with just the soft glow from other passenger’s lights being on
He looks more ethereal
As if he fits too well in this world; maybe better
Like he could wear or do whatever but with that shining personality that makes you feel comfortable but also nervous and sweat,
He just seems to be too good to be true to be beside you
Like this all could be some dream you made up after passing out in the baggage claim area
And right at that moment,
It’s so clear
He’s so clear and his brown eyes staring into yours
That you open your mouth to ask his name
Until the plane’s turbulence causes you to smack your nose with his
A stinging pain eliciting making you clutch your now throbbing nose
And as you close your eyes you hear a small laugh from your side
You open them to see him laughing and say with a sparkle in his eyes,
“I was just tryna enjoy both views but it seems the plane got too jealous of that.”
You swear your heart stops for a moment
Both views?
Did he just-
Did he just indirectly mention that you’re pretty? And that the plane got jealous that he could look both at you and the city below???
You don’t acknowledge the stinging of your nose as his words keep replaying in your head over and over
Nor do you know how to respond to that because well it left you super flustered
But what you don't know is that underneath the soft glow, the boy beside you has sweaty palms and pink cheeks after realizing what he said himself
After that, you both don't talk much and simply stay in your own spots just trying to get some sleep
And as you feel yourself drifting off to catch some Z’s
Both earphones in and listening to soothing RnB music,
You wonder if you could erase this whole day from your mind
So that when you come back you don't have to think about it constantly during Christmas
That during this whole day,
You had so many chances to ask his name or number
But didn’t because you were afraid of rejection and coming off too strong
That he may not reciprocate the same feelings as you
And with your head tilted to the side, you succumb to the comfortable dream world where you can be free from this stress
And tbh when it’s a night flight with pretty low turbulence,
That’s the best time to get some actual sleep since it’s fairly dark in the plane
Plus it isn’t cold either as they turn on the heat
So even if you’re sitting in a uncomfortable position
You still have some benefits going for you to have a nice sleep
Except,,
What you don't expect,,,
Is waking up because of the fluorescent lights on a soft but cushiony shoulder,
With your arm clutching onto another lean arm
Practically snuggling with this person
This person,,,
You groggily think that’s your mom or someone from your family
Until you remember,,,
That this person is,
Oh godno
You look up to find the person who you realize is your plane buddy, purple shirt boy
With his eyes closed
Not even troubled by your sleeping on his shoulder and holding his arm
Just peacefully softly snoring, hands in his lap and head tilted towards you
You notice that many people in the front have already left the plane and the people in your area are packing up
No doubt since the plane has landed
Yet here you both were passed out
Looking like a romantic couple or something
But you know that you have to wake him somehow and wriggle your arm out of his, shaking his shoulder lightly
The glasses perched on his nose shaking a bit
“We’re here, um wake up please.” You whisper to him
His eyes only fluttering open after probably the twentieth time you shake him
And he looks tired but confused, slowly looking around to see where he is
Until he sees you
And lazily smiles, stretching his arms
“Ah did we land?” He mumbles in a raspy voice
You nod, your cheeks warming up as his eyes seem to stay on your face with that same smile
“We um need to get our stuff and get out of the plane.”
“Mhmm”
His eyes are still on you as he softly mumbles,
“Uh if it doesn’t sound too creepy, could I possibly get your name? You’re just too beautiful of a person to not know....”
You freeze,
Your mind racing a mile a minute at trying to think about what to do or say
Because is it okay if you'll him? A stranger?
“Um if it helps, my name is Ten..... Like the number. Odd and sounds unreal but it’s too long of a story to explain.”
His brown eyes curiously yet nervously look at your own, waiting for your reply after revealing his own name
“I’m (y/n)”
He rubs his eyes and smiles saying,
“A beautiful name for a beautiful person.”
Is he trying to make you heart go into overdrive?
Because its working,,,
“T-thank you..” You mumble as you reach for your bag
And now as the people have all cleared up, he gets up with his bag in hand and also grabs your carry on luggage from up top
Making you smile at the kind & thoughtful action
Then as you both start to walk down the aisle,
You begin to think about if you could see him again and it dawns on you, that you want to see him again
So out of complete boldness and just impulsivity,
You grab a pen from your pocket
And tap Ten on the shoulder making him stop walking and turn back to face you
Then grabbing his hand gently, you write down your number on the palm
Knowing that he could easily wash it off and or even that it could get rubbed off by him holding his luggage
But still you go for it cause why the heck not
You don't have much to lose at this point
He looks curiously at you after you finish
“Um this is my number. I uh just thought that uh I didn’t want to lose contact with you because you seem really funny and cool and kind and I’ve never done this but I would like to talk to you again because I mean-“
Ten puts his hand over your shaking one holding the pen
With that same kind and calming smile on his face
His eyes sparkling and his hair a little messy after sleeping
“I’m glad I'm not the only one who feels that way (y/n).”
He then takes the pen out of your hands and grabs your shaking hand with his warm one saying while writing,
“This is my number. Please do contact me whenever you’d like because even if I may not be from here, I’d like to see you again before I go back home.”
You smile at him, feeling your cheeks heat up
“I would love that too.”
And as you both walk out, saying a good night and happy holidays to the flight attendants
You realize that at least one good thing came out of this missed flight mishap
Ten
A casually well-dressed Thai boy, interested in you and wanting to keep in touch with you just as much you would love to keep in touch with him
And as you meet up with your family outside the gates
You look down at your hand that has Ten’s scribbly writing of his number and a little smiley face with a heart that has a 10 inside of it
And think maybe
Just maybe,
You might have a chance with love this christmas :) 🎄❤️
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queenlova101 · 5 years
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Tag Tingz
Sooo I was tagged by my good pal @artistxalex to do this tag thing. I haven’t done a tag in like two years so if this is bad my apologies. Anyways, thanks for the tag! Love uuuu. Also sorry it’s like a week late whoops
1. Nickname: Depends on who’s talking to me. It’s Tammy for friends and Myja for family.
2. Zodiac Sign: Aquarius bbyyyy.
3. Height: Mmmm somewhere around the 5′3 1/2 to 5′4 mark.
4. Hogwarts House: No clueeee
5. Favorite Musician: Queen (duh)
6. Last thing I googled: Common app lolllll
7. Song Stuck in my Head: Surprisingly nothing right now
8. Following: Queen accounts, sim accounts.....(hopefully I interpreted that question right) 
9. Followers: 728 (Love y’all....sorry I’m bad at being active on here....)
10. Amount of Sleep I Get: Not enough.... school nights I’m lucky to get 4 and weekends i get my full 8-10
11. Lucky Numbers: 1 I guess
12. Dream Job: Something that makes me happy.... ideally possibly music based
13. Wearing: A green shirt that says ‘Spring Games’ and some PE shorts from my school lol
14. Favorite Song: It varies depending on how I feel. Rn I don’t have a specific one. Actually maybe ‘Life After’ by Broods?
15. Instruments: Flute and Piccolo (with a side of piano... not really though because I suck badly at it)
16. Random Facts:
I have a kind of strong country accent when I’m angry/ when I attempt to say anything that rhymes with ‘hill’
I’ve been playing the flute for 8 years now
I have really long fingers and my nails grow out to be really long 
I have a scar from jumping off a scooter and trying to land on the grass bc I got spooked that it was going too fast
I have two younger bros
I can’t think of anything else? 
17. Aesthetics: Mmmm maybe like snuggling with a lover, anything the color of pink, Christmas time in general, anything that involves vanilla (this is trash but so am I lol)
That concludes this crappy attempt at this tag. And I tag you all because I don’t have anyone in particular lol.
P.S. Any Queen blogs that need new friends, message me! I need new peeps to talk to about Queen and stuff in general lol.
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ain-t-bovvered · 6 years
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14x08 Commentary
Zeta and Giuls scream together, and then die.
Me & Zeta will watch together season 14′s episodes as they come out and we’ll do our commentary while watching.
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14x08 Byzantium
Guys I don’t know if I can be funny this episode.
-....HER?! WHAT. ....oooooh they are gonna do something stupid aren’t they?
Zeta: can I not see Jack like this please?
- “please don’t be sad”
Zeta : Sam? Not sad? ..lol
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-is Dean there to choose an album ? wth ...also damn son can you all stop looking like pain in the flesh?
- the oxygen tank?....naaah fam I’m good, bye I can’t. Zee give me the strength to keep going because I’m gonna throw myself out the window 
- oh shit...the scene....the promo scene that killed us all.
Zeta : Cas doesn’t know who to worry about anymore.
- Everyone but himself that’s for sure
-Oh my god SAM, omg Jared you and your eyes are gonna kill me this season.
Zeta : “what happens next?” 
-oh shit I didn’t think about it.
both: we are gonna die too
- “an adventure”
Zeta : is he serious?!?!
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-Oh Dean really doesn’t want to be there.
Zeta : LOOK AT ALL THE HURT
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- D: “I can’t..”  bitch me too the fuck
- ..pAiN
- C:” He NEEDS you “
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- S:”He’s gone” 
-asgajsvdaksdasdh WHAT
- I can almost taste the guilt seasoned with pain right there.
Zeta : the fuck?!
- THAT WAS FAST . U KIDDIN’ , WHAAAAAAT THEEEEE FUUUUCK
Zeta : I’m speechless. I can’t even focus on the bowlegs.
- Dean talking about the hunter’s funeral and Sam can’t fucking take it
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-OH I love Sam’s stance, beautiful.....aaaaand he’s gone.
-My soul and whole being is hurting but boy that was an amazing Destiel moment and that’s the shit I wanna see.
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- Damn, Cas is spiriling 
Zeta : Cas is obliterated
-.... OF COURSE THERE IS A VOICEMAIL. Dean’s annoyed af face at his mom’s voicemail is giving me life, and look....my skin is already clearer. 
Zeta : Like the bitch cares
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- Castiel clutching Kelly’s pic , probably thinking he failed yet again.  lol I wanna die....it would hurt less.
- SAM NO
Zeta : where is he going??
-I hope not doing anything stupid
Zeta : I can’t watch them like that bitch
-CASS IS DRIVING!, CASS IS DRIVING , WHAT. HOW. WHAT. I love that is Cass who is driving
Zeta : Dean’s not driving??
- FUCK YEAH
- Probably Sam took Baby and Dean was like....listen babe I’m not even gonna touch that suburban mom’s steering wheel I don’t wanna feel dirty. Baby could smell it and you know how jealous she is.
-”Why did you let him leave?” WELL HE DID AS U ASKED BITCH
- AND HE’S WEARING THE SEAT BELT!!  my European's ass is singing ( is it true that y’all americans don’t have to use it? because....wild and also why. Here if they catch you without the seat-belt they skin your ass)
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- kill me with that axe
Zeta : something’s wrong here.
-Yeah...they are hurting so much, I hate it. What the fuck is it with everybody’s eyes, fuck me.
Zeta : I think n.1 dad was Sam
-Nah....Cass is #1 Dad , Sam related to Jack. Dean is the step dad who didn’t think could love the kid and now he’s fucked because he love him too.
Zeta : “Taken before me”
Zeta : We get loaded
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- omg do we get to see them drunk? omg yes.
Zeta : Please call help
- Is THat NOugAt?
-OMFG 
Zeta : bitch
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-AAAAAAAAAAAH CAS SMILE AND LAUGH THAT IS JUST SO MISHA OMFG.
- But Castiel entering the room a bit unsteady and with two bottle ? FUCKING MOOD.
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Zeta : I love drunk Dean
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-WHAT
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.WHAT WAS THAT LOOK BETWEEN THEM . WHAT.
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my soul....hurts stop it.
-Awe Sam....lol weak.
- Cause of death : Dean slurred drunk sad voice, “We did everything we could right?” 
Zeta : HIS VOICE
-”I’m gonna teach you how to read a map”
I can’t deal bitch
-THe DoubLE StRaws
-someone needs to change that lightbulb.
Zeta : Heaven
- THe fuck
Zeta :...Hell..?
- what’s up with shining there
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- Dean’s dying groan in the morning: MOOD, SAME.
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Zeta : you got old
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- Cass and Sam looking fresh and stylish as always .
[enters Dean] the trashcan is heeeeere
- rebooting Dean.exe 
Zeta : he can’t even english
-shhh
- oh....no
both: PASS
- but what is the priiiiceeee
Zeta : simple as that
- ...well I mean...fair. I guess she wants to meet her daughter and shit 
Zeta : seriously?
-Well we already saw Osiris.
Zeta : Major Dick
-When god left - sorry long story- .
-Oh...no who ARE YOU
Zeta :he does that thing with the eyes.
-WHATSAHFDBF
Zeta : What the hell
- I wanna cry. I am crying
Zeta : thanks, the last part of my heart just withered and died
- Oh no wait until she realize he’s dead
Zeta : aaaaaand
- ...here it comes
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- Boi this season is painful
Zeta : Peach, it rhymes with bitch
-oh he really doesn’t like her
- S: “ Taking risks , making crappy deals. The family business “
-”AWESOME”
- “ MORE AWESOME”
Zeta : Was that black goo Lucifer?
- I can’t tell honestly, maybe him and the Empty made a path or something IDK.
-I don’t like when Castiel leaves alone. Bad things happen .
-Sam head tilt lol.
Zeta : forced smile much. 
Zeta :look at him ( Dean)
- AH TOLD YA
-Heaven looking nice as always
- I do like seeing Castiel in heaven
Zeta : natural habit and I do love angels clothes
- yeah....50 shades of gray
Zeta : hello Bitch
- *gritted teeth* Naomi
Zeta : He was THAT annoying
- THAT ACCENT THO
- Naomi : Give it what it wants
Cas: 
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- Cass: “ NO”
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-no bitch , Jack he’s everything wtf.
- So Nick woke up the Empty then? *dean’s voice* AWESOME
So now there are 2 big baddies ?
*dean’s voice* MORE AWESOME
- SNAPPY
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Zeta : pushing pencils , damning souls
-MY KIND OF WORK
-oh u going down that’s what
Zeta : I’d prefer the scale and the feather
- but the abacus has more sense tho...like....counting good deeds and bad ones, like in the good place right? Can we see the Winchesters using that? I bet the thing would explode.
Zeta : that went well
- Sorry bitch what did u expect
- oooooh what was that little chuckle Castiel stop killing me this season. It burned
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Zeta : it stung
- “I failed you” 
 K: “ you didn’t....Jack...he’s wonderful “
*bawling* YES HE IS 
- Misha need to control that eyebrow or so help me god.
Zeta : he needs to control his whole face bitch
- I fucking hate where the angels goes when they die ok
Zeta : fuck
- OH BITCH. *dramatic zoom*
- “He’S OuR KiD”
KIIIIID
*bawling*
Zeta : look at Dean
-MY GOD
both: don’t do this to us
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- Empty : “SToP iNteRrupTinG!”  Damn bitch, pipe the fuck down
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Zeta : crazy ass bitch
  I     LOVE     HER
- I love how she’s doing the Empty. like....*slow clapping*
Empty: “Where I’m taking you is worse than Hell” 
oh well you are definitely selling the place
- Empty:” Oh god they look scared. Does that hurt you?”
- *Cass brandishing his angel blade* .... 
me already knowing where this is going: oh honey...no
-Puppy Winchesters eyes always wins
Zeta : He can’t hear you.....oh he can
- .... Is that how he is every time Dean pray to him?
When Dean prays:
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SAME
me seeing Castiel getting up :
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Castiel: TAKE ME
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Zeta : take me instead
- he’s so.....snarly....
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Zeta : I bet you are drooling
- I am.
 A dumb fucking angel: “You want me”
me: I do
A dumb fucking angel: “I would go now and I would go willingly “
me: no u don’t
-NO , NO DEAL, FUCK YOU, FUCK U.
Empty: “ oh “ creepy chuckle “but not now” sharps intakes of breath “ no no no, you see ...what I meant....I want you to suffer . I want you to go back to your own life and forget about this and forget about me and when you finally give yourself permission to be happy...and let the sun shine on your face ...that’s....when I’ll come. That’s when I’ll come to drag you to nothing”
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Zeta :She’s goooood
- Castiel: “I accept”
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oh look it’s me when I’ll meet Misha ^
and now for an out of context gif: 
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-She’s so good. I love her BUT FUCK THE EMPTY
- “Because I love you Jack”  CRYING CRYING.
- C: “ They don’t need to know what happened”
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Zeta : of course they don’t.
- Jack: “ I won’t tell them” 
OH so now Jack drove the Impala, snacked on burgers, has hunted, has died and now he has to lie and keeps secret?
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE NOW A 
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- ...
NO 
FUCK , CASS YOU DAMN SELFLESS BITCH.
IMMA SMACK HIM.
hold me back bitch because imma smack his face
Zeta : control yourself bitch
-NO IMMA SMACK HIS ASS
Zeta : I can’t wait for the gag reel of this part.
Omg Kelly babe . I’m so glad they met .
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-WHAT WAS THAT FACE AGAIN CASTIEL
Zeta : dEAD
- J:”Good, I feel good”
WELL I DON’T *hiss*
-oh that hug. omg my heart
- oh well....uh look at dat I fucking bet that the sacrifice got her heaven watch that.
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HI LOOK HOW FUCKING HAPPY HE IS TO BRING HOME SO MUCH WIN ?!?!
friendly reminder that he just like...sold his” soul” to the Empty, tell me again that Castiel doesn’t care.
-...Naomi you bitch why couldn’t you tell that before?
Zeta : because she’s a bitch
- D: “ And we know where Michael is, not sure how you pulled that one off “ *side eyeing Cas* 
me: *HISS*
- don’t make me think about the fact that Dean cooked those burghers ( as you can see from the counter) while he looked happily at his family reunited . lol *sobs*
- There is a warm happy feeling in my chest right now. I don’t like it, can’t wait for the writers to rip it off my chest pretty soon.
Zeta : is he wearing the dead man’s robe?
. ....yep
Zeta : I’m dead inside
- Dead with a slither of happiness that will get choked out of us, just you wait.
...
...
WAIT A MINUTE 
*goes back*
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wHAT IS THIS SHIT OMFG DEAN 
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IT’S FINE
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