#sorry this is me complaining about my bday

[deityofhearts]

telling my roommate that I hate winter themed items (not all of them, but most of them) was a mistake because she keeps showing me winter themed items now and going “hey. look :)”

[jabberwockprince]

its fine its not like i needed to sleep anyway i could just. stay up fighting the cold and work on projects and art

[bethannangel]

It’s been a fucking day bro

[solardistress]

hashtag me ranting on a draft and then realizing im soundlimg like a toddler complaining . or like . a bitch who isnt grateful for things i get

[il-miele-che-scrive]

another Y/n Verstappen x Lando smau

madmax.jpg Gelukkige Verjaardag, Y/n 🎉 geniet van uw speciale dag! We've had our ups and downs but I'm overall happy that you're my little sister

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y/n_verstappen Thanks for always being there for me even when I drive you crazy 😌🩷

username1 Lando influenced Max to make a jpg account, I'm dead 😭

landonorris she's so lucky to have you as her brother

↳y/n_verstappen Excuse me?? Are you dating me or my brother?? What's up with the ass licking??

landonorris well you're a bit of a pain in the ass aren't you? max had to deal with you since you were born

y/n_verstappen If I'm such a pain in the ass how about I leave your ass alone

landonorris hey, he didn't have a choice, I chose my pain in the ass

y/n_verstappen You're on thin ice, Norris

username2 guys, mother and father are fighting on mother's birthday 😭

username1 Nahhh, no worries, that's just how they are

y/n_verstappen True, we might be a little mean to each other but we're very much in love

landonorris I totally didn't force her to say this

lewishamilton Happy birthday to Y/n! 🎂

↳username3 Oh to have Lewis Hamilton wish me a happy birthday 😩 one can dream

↳y/n_verstappen Thank you Lulu!💜

username3 AND she's calling THE Lewis Hamilton Lulu😭

username4 Probably got that from Lando 😂

danielricciardo Time flies, huh?

↳y/n_verstappen It does 😭 Max and I went from me driving him insane to me watching him driving around in circles

danielricciardo I'm sure you still drive Max insane from time to time even these days😂

madmax.jpg That's absolutely correct

username5 Max having flashbacks of the day he found out his lil sis is dating Lando lmao

y/n_verstappen At least now he got used to that idea😭

carlossainz55 Sending all the good vibes to Y/n, have a blast celebrating! 🥳🥂🎈

↳y/n_verstappen Thanks, Carlito!! 🫶

carlossainz55 I still remember how back in the days Lando would complain to me about that huge crush he had on you

y/n_verstappen Ahhh, it was just a few years ago and yet so much has happened

landonorris and I still do have a crush on her wtf

y/n_verstappen That's literally so obvious ❤️

carlossainz55 I didn't say you don't anymore, I was just saying it took you a few years to fianlly take some action

landonorris And look where it got me, it was worth the wait

francisca.cgomes Wishing you the happiest birthday Y/n! You were so adorable as a kid 🫶

↳y/n_verstappen Am I not adorable anymore? ☹️

francisca.cgomes You are! Just in a different way! You're a grown woman now

charles_leclerc Happy birthday to my favorite Verstappen

↳username6 HE DID NOT

username7 HE DID...

↳y/n_verstappen And all this time I thought Max was your favorite

charles_leclerc His constant victories killed it a bit for me

madmax.jpg You're just salty you can't keep up

charles_leclerc Sorry? I got P2 last race, each time I'm closer to beating you

madmax.jpg Keep dreaming, mr 20secs behind

lando.jpg Happy birthday to the most amazing person in my life ❤️ you deserve all the happiness in the world, I'm so lucky to have you by my side. Cheers to you, my love ❤️🥂

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maxfewtrell She's the most amazing person in your life now? 🙄

↳lando.jpg you're on the 2nd place let's say

↳y/n_verstappen Sorry not sorry <3

maxfewtrell Happy birthday by the way! Sending my best wishes

y/n_verstappen Thanks a lot 🫶

username1 THE 5TH PIC

oscarpiastri Never expected to see Lando so in love

↳y/n_verstappen Honestly I don't think he expected that himself

oscarpiastri Happy birthday, thank you for taking care of Lando!

landonorris taking care of me?

oscarpiastri Yeah! You're so different now. I guess you're finally an adult. Which now is kind of weird that I'm saying this on Y/n's bday but whatever

username1 Awwwwhhhh mr I don't wanna mature I'm happy where I am has finally matured!

y/n_verstappen All I'm doing is trying to keep him from getting too silly, but thanks for the credit!

username2 I don't know if I wanna be her or wanna be WITH her

y/n_verstappen Petition for Max to let you win this weekend since it's MY BIRTHDAY @/maxverstappen1

↳maxverstappen1 The day Lando wins I'm allowing you to get married

y/n_verstappen Pls just let him win this once

maxverstappen1 If he were fast enough he would've won

lando.jpg that's how you speak about your brother in law?

maxverstappen1 And I'd do it again

username3 I'm crying why are both Y/n and Max so aggressive

username4 That's just the Verstappen genes 🤷‍♀️

username5 Don't tell me Max saw pics nr 4, 5 and 6 and didn't say anything

↳y/n_verstappen He chose to ignore them 😌 better for him I guess

riabish You make such a great couple 😭

↳y/n_verstappen I know right 😭

riabish Anyway girls night when?

y/n_verstappen As soon as possible I guess?!?!

username6 Y/n is precious and needs to be protected at all cost

username7 I've never seen a man as in love with their gf as Lando is with Y/n

username8 She's so goofy I love her

username9 The best wag tbh, the rest is just stuck up bitches

↳y/n_verstappen EXCUSE ME?? They're all amazing women, if you hate on them don't call yourself my fan

username10 I saw Max's post and I waited for Lando to post, I am not disappointed 😂

georgerussell63 You're so in love mate

↳lando.jpg obviously, why wouldn't I be!

alex_albon You guys are a perfect couple

↳y/n_verstappen Noooo I love the vibe you and Lily have!! You're each other's wags

alex_albon I guess if you put it this way 😂

y/n_verstappen Both of my boys on the podium today!

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charles_leclerc And this time Lando didn't break Max's thropy 😂👏

↳carlossainz55 That would be too risky now that he's dating his sister 😂

landonorris You promised Max would let me win ☹️

↳y/n_verstappen I did not! You saw I had a talk with him but it didn't work out

francisca.cgomes Is that what you used your birthday wish for?

↳y/n_verstappen It just might be 🤭

username1 Should've used it for a Lando win 😭

y/n_verstappen I guess nothing can stop Max 🤷‍♀️

username2 I love seeing them both getting along 🥺

username3 Let's go Lando Lando it's okay

↳username4 Let's go Lando he is here to stay

username5 Let's go Lando he is one of us

y/n_verstappen He's racing like a lion shouldn't he be Dutch

username3 OMG Y/N FINISHING THE LYRICS

y/n_verstappen GIRL I love this song 😭 AND THE PODIUM SONG

username6 So happy to know Max isn't angry anymore 😭

↳y/n_verstappen He's... Dealing with it. We're still not allowed too much PDA around him

username7 The way people chanted Lando when the Dutch national anthem was playing lmao

↳username8 Am I delusional or was Max also mouthing the chant?

username7 HE WAS!! And Y/n in the crowd too!!

username8 Damn even the Verstappens are bored of their own anthem

username9 Y/n you looked stunning in the paddock this weekend!

↳y/n_verstappen Thank you I'm gonna blush 🤭

username10 So when are you getting married?

↳username2 Max said when Lando wins, a podium is not a win 😭

username10 That's a never I guess 😂 or at least not for as long as Max is in F1

username11 Y/n is a fangirl just like us

↳username12 Hard to not be when your brother and your boyfriend are both F1 drivers

username13 I wonder if Lando has ever talked to Jos?

↳username14 I don't think even Y/n is on speaking terms with Jos? She seems to avoid him

username5 Yeah, I've heard Jos tried to fix the relationship with his daughter but Y/n doesn't want it

username14 Queen behavior tbh

username12 Not really queen behavior. If not Jos, Max wouldn't win a single championship

username14 I'm sure abusing helped build up his career

username12 What abusing? Jos is a strict father, not a psycho

username14 "My father once stabbed a mechanic's hand with a fork 😁" and don't even get me started on Jos leaving Max alone at a gas station

alex_albon Look at the 5th photo!

↳charles_leclerc They're so cute together aren't they?

landonorris I think you meant the 4th?

alex_albon Nope 😊 pretty sure I meant the 5th

y/n_verstappen Lando and Max together are precious 🫶

username15 now... do we call them Maxando or Lax?

↳y/n_verstappen I vote for Maxando🖐️

landonorris yeah lol Lax sounds like short for laxative

y/n_verstappen I don't know about you, but I'm feeling twenty two

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francisca.cgomes Seems like a perfect night to make fun of our exes 🥂

↳username1 Uhhhh Kika? Are you and Pierre alright?

username2 They are lol that's just the lyrics

yourfriend1 Beach birthday party ☑ one thing less on the bucket list

username3 I need to know if any drivers where there

↳username1 Seems like a girly gathering from the photos

username3 Girly gathering is such a fun term, I'm gonna steal it

↳y/n_verstappen Just a few of them 👀

username3 LIKE WHO??

username4 I bet Lando

username3 Probably I guess? But that's one and she said a few

username4 I guess she won't tell us 😭

landonorris gorgeous as always ❤️

↳y/n_verstappen I love you ❤️‍🔥

landonorris love you more baby

y/n_verstappen Not possible, I already love you the most

maxfewtrell That's so cringe

alex_albon @/carlossainz55 what have you done 😩

carlossainz55 I'm proud of what I've done, I think their cringe is adorable

username3 So it was Carlos who played matchmaker between Y/n and Lando!

yourfriend1 I'll never thank Carlos enough, Y/n is so happy with Lando 😭

username2 I guess all we can do is be happy for them, even if they're cringy sometimes

username5 Oh look, Jos claimed to be trying to fix his family issues and yet he never wished Y/n a happy birthday, I didn't see him comment anywhere

↳username2 Are we surprised tho? Disappointed maybe, but surprised? Nope

↳y/n_verstappen Hey, the daddy issues made me a cool person. And also made Max a 3 times world champion which is also nice, but I guess I was more lucky here

username2 I LOVE YOU GIRL 😭🫶

maxverstappen1 Soon 4 times

y/n_verstappen You know even you're bored of it

maxverstappen1 Papa didn't raise no bitch

y/n_verstappen I know that, Max, I know...

y/n_verstappen I'm in love with this man🗣️it was my birthday recently, so pls win a race for me

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landonorris you know that does not depend on me🙄

↳maxverstappen1 That's not a world champion mindset🙄

y/n_verstappen Shut up for once and let him win!!!

maxverstappen1 If he wants to win he has to fight for it!!!

y/n_verstappen He's trying!!!

maxverstappen1 Apparently not hard enough

username1 Imagine being such a bad driver your gf has to beg her brother to let you win

username2 What? It's all jokes, you gotta be stupid to think they're being for real in these comments

oscarpiastri Lando should start wearing orange bows more often

↳y/n_verstappen I know right?! He looks so babygirl

landonorris can you not? that's enough that I let you post that last picture

oscarpiastri Calm down mate, the anger takes away your beauty 🥺

username3 Why's everyone making fun of Lando here?😭

carlossainz55 Didn't know you're such a talented photographer 📸

↳landonorris I could've taught her a thing or two😌

y/n_verstappen Wow, you were so quick to comment huh

landonorris just in case if you forgot to mention this

y/n_verstappen Carlos commented a minute ago?!?!

landonorris you had whole 60 seconds to say it and you didn't! someone had to

username2 Lando is such a baby 😭

y/n_verstappen Maybe. But MY baby.

username4 Do I want a gf like Y/n or a bf like Lando?

↳username5 I want both and I would take them both if I ever got a chance

username6 Hey so I need to know if Lando's dutch has improved since he's been dating Y/n?

↳y/n_verstappen He thinks he made soooo much progress, but that's a lie

landonorris Ik heet Lando :) ik hou van Y/n <3

y/n_verstappen Good! That's literally the basics!

username6 Isn't that really all he needs to know?🥰

y/n_verstappen Let's say it's alright for now 😌

charles_leclerc You teaching dutch to Lando reminds me of Arthur and I teaching you french😂

↳y/n_verstappen Except I'm a quicker learner

landonorris and somehow I've never heard you speak french 🤔

charles_leclerc She's traumatized ☹️

y/n_verstappen Yes I am ☹️ learning french in school was a nightmare and the Leclercs made me experience it again, it was lovely

charles_leclerc You're welcome 😊

landonorris now I understand it all, she's projecting her trauma onto me now

maxverstappen1 She's an evil woman isn't she?

landonorris the most evil, definitely

username7 HELP ME GUYS I've imagined Y/n teaching Lando dutch with the same passion Jos pushed Max into driving 😭 it's way too funny in my head

↳username6 Great! In a few years Lando should be fluent then! 😂

↳username8 Y/n is her father's daughter after all 💀

username9 Guys, remember the time Max corrected a french guy to "bonsoir" when he said bonjour? 😭

↳username6 bonsoir ☝️🤓

↳y/n_verstappen As he should! Sometimes you gotta correct even the native speakers

maxverstappen1 At least I can speak french

y/n_verstappen Me too!! Een beetje

landonorris wow it must be een very tiny beetje

[thespacesoffalseandtrue]

Rainy Nights

you know i had to post something for the twins bday!! sorry it’s so short!!! my requests are open

josh kiszka x (f) reader

summary: rainy nights cause for a night time cuddles and sex with your bf.

warnings: minors get away, penetrative sex, oral (m) receiving, sub josh (kinda), fluff, titty sucking.

It was dark outside, the moonlight casted shadows across the wood floors. You sighed to yourself and you put up the folded clothes from earlier in the day. You made your way from your room to the living room. The TV on the wall was the only light in the room. Josh was asleep on the couch in the living room, you could hear him slightly snoring, he was complaining about a slight headache earlier in the day and wanted nothing more than to sleep for a few minutes.

The few minutes turned into a few hours very fast.

You turned on a lamp beside the couch and turned the TV off. You gently tapped his shoulder, two, three, four times. His eyelashes fluttered and his big brown eyes met yours.

“Hi,” he said, his voice raspy with exhaustion. He sat up and stretched, his hair was disheveled and his cheeks were red from the way he was laying.

“Hi, sorry to wake you up but I wanted to see if you wanted to move to the bed.”

“How long have I been asleep?”

“A few hours,” you said, running a hand through his hair. “You’ll rest better in bed. Are you feeling better?”

“Much better, thank you,” he cast one of his sweet smiles at you, “will you be joining me in the bed?”

“Yes, but I gotta clean up a few more things before I wind down for the evening,”

He nodded and threw the blanket off of him. He stood up, gave you a quick kiss and made his way up the stairs.

You made your way to the kitchen and unloaded the dishes. You put on another load of laundry and once you were satisfied you made your way up the stairs into your shared room. You heard rain as it hit the windows and the roof of your home. You heard the TV as you approached the slightly open door. Josh was laying on his back, shirtless, and gave you an award winning smile.

“I saved you a spot,” he said tossing the covers aside.

“I need to shower first,” you said grabbing your pajamas from the dresser. “Do you hear the rain outside? It’s pouring.”

“Come on baby, just a few minutes? Please just come lay with me?” You turned to look at him, his big brown eyes pleading with you. He completely disregarded your statement about the weather. How could you deny him when was pleading with you so hard.

“Five minutes,” you say dropping your clothes and all but jumping on the bed beside him. He threw the covers over you as you nestled close. He was warm and you wrapped your body around his.

“You’re so cold,” he said, rubbing a hand up and down your arm. You giggled and nestled closer into his side. His hand ran under your shirt and his fingers lightly tapped and drew pictures on your bare skin. Your head rested on his chest, you could hear his heartbeat. You both sat silent and paid attention to the movie that was playing.

Eventually, your hands began to travel and explore dipping lower onto his stomach. You heard his breathing hitch and you turned your head to gaze at him.

He brought his lips to yours in a slow gentle kiss. Your arm snaked around his neck. You snipped at each of his lip and then slid your tongue into his mouth, probing deep.

Taking the lead was a new experience for you. But you liked it. With a helpless sigh, you swept your hands down his bare sides and then ran bold touches over his bare shoulders and chest.

“You’re perfect. So beautiful all over.” You kissed his chest, just to the left of his sternum. “Beautiful inside, as well.”

He let out a sigh. “Y/n….”

“Yes?” You asked, making your voice sweet and innocent. You pulled back, looked up at him, his eyes were hungry. You pulled your tshirt over your head and cast it aside on the floor, leaving you in only a pair of panties. His eyes drank in your naked torso as you moved to kiss him again. His hands moved to cup your breasts and you moaned against his mouth as he ran his knuckles across your nipple.

You hooked a leg over him and you sat up, straddling his thighs. As you leaned forward to kiss his neck, he muttered a curse. You trailed your tongue along his collarbone and down the center of his chest. You gave his small, flat nipples playful bites.

He made a strangled sound in his throat. “You’ll kill me.”

You only smiled.

You laid a single fingertip to his lips, then drew it down his chin, then his neck, then his chest. Down, and down . . . Until you found the bulge tenting his boxers and cupped it in your hand. You reached for the waistband on his boxers. He sucked in a breath as you reached into his boxers, freeing his swollen staff. You stroked his hardness up and down then reached lower to cradle and caress the soft, vulnerable sac beneath.

Gripping his length in one hand, you bent your head and drew your tongue across the tip of his cock.

His hips jerked, and he muttered something under his breath that you couldn’t hear.

When you lifted your head, he was staring down at you. Holding eye contact, you lowered your head and licked him again, this time swirling your tongue around the head.

“Fuck,” he whispered

You sat tall. He reached for you, but you caught his hands, lacing your fingers with his. Then you pushed his arms back against the bed, pinning them to the pillows. As you leaned forward to brace him there with your weight, your hair came loose from its loose braid and tumbled around your shoulders.

You moved a few inches, feeling his hardness slide deliciously against your most sensitive places. Then you moved your panties aside and you sank down on him, one inch at a time, until you’d taken him all the way to the hilt.

He groaned and shut his eyes. Setting a slow, smooth rhythm, you rolled your hips, taking his fullness inside you over and over. You kept his arms pinned to the pillows and stared into his eyes.

“You feel so good inside me,” you whispered. “So hard and so deep.”

You felt his cock twitch and pulsate inside you at your words. He began to arch his back, pushing up to meet you halfway with each stroke. Urging you to move faster. As you moved together, your wild hair brushed your nipples and his cheeks.

He brushed your hair aside and lifted his head so slightly and brushed a feather of a kiss to your breast. His tongue came out and he licked and sucked at the erected nipple.

“Fuck, that feels so good,” you tell him as he moves to do the same to your other breast.

“Can’t hold back much longer.” He gritted his teeth. “Cum.”

You smiled down at him. “You first.”

You release his pinned arms, lean your weight on your elbows and tangling your fingers in his hair. His hands went to your hips, gripping the fleshy sides in desperate handfuls. He guided you up and down, pushing you to ride him faster, harder. His brow furrowed with effort, and he bared his teeth.

Through it all, your gazes locked and held. His brown eyes penetrated you even more deeply than his cock. Searching, pleading.

He moved his thumb to the inside of your panties to circle your clit in smooth circles. You threw your head back with a gasp as his touch.

“I love you,” you gasped, feeling him swell even larger inside you. “Love you, love you, lov—”

He kissed you, cutting you off. He might have stolen your words, but not the emotion. You could feel the heat of you orgasm begin to build.

With a moan and cry of your name, he let go. He thrust deep, holding your hips in place. You felt a series of frantic spasms as he came inside you.

You shut your eyes and focused on this thumb working your clit. You were so close as you continued to ride him

“Come on baby, cum on my cock for me like a good girl,” he said watching you move against him.

White light shone behind your eyelids and stars danced across your vision as you rode your climax.

When your breathing calmed, you looked down at him again. His cheeks were red, his hair messier than before, and his chest slightly sweaty. He looked absolutely fucked out, and you couldn’t imagine you looked any different.

You bent down to kiss him again with a giggle. His cock was soft inside you and you moved off of him. Before you could make your way to the bathroom, he grabbed your wrist and pulled you closer.

“I’m not done with you yet, he said with a grin. You couldn’t help but want to grant all of his wishes and happily climbed back in the bed beside him.

[taeyongdoyoung]

summary: you're tired of your relatives asking you if you're still single every Christmas. on the spur of the moment, you lie that your have boyfriend. luckily, your best friend sweeps in like your knight in shining armor to save the day pairing: jin x reader genre: romcom with a lil angst, best friends to fake dating to lovers warnings: nosy annoying relatives, lying, fake dating trope, one bed mentioned, some crying, insecurities, confessions, kissing, it is quite mild tbh author's note: the title is super lame but hey, Jin likes dad jokes so here we go 🤷 also i intended to post this for his bday but didn't have enough time to finish it word count: 2.4k

Christmas is the loneliest time of the year for you. Even though you spend it with your relatives, they always make a point of asking whether you are still single. Spoiler alert: you are. It's gotten annoying that they don't appreciate you for your academic and personal achievements and they are only interested in your relationship status. You are so tired of the recurring question which is why you dread Christmas so much. A few weeks before it, you get a call from your parents.

"You're coming home for the holidays, right?"

"Of course, mom," you respond, rolling your eyes.

"So…have you found a special someone?"

There it is. Again. Ugh.

"If I hear this one more time…" you sigh.

"Got it," your mom chuckles condescendingly, which frustrates you to no end.

You don't know what spirit possesses you to do what you do next but the words are out of your mouth before you can think twice about it.

"I actually have a boyfriend but maybe if you weren't nagging me about it every Christmas, I would have told you earlier."

"You do?" your mom exclaims, surprise evident in her voice."Well, isn't that wonderful! You should bring him, introduce him into the family."

"He's really busy, mom, I don't think he'll make it," you keep lying, trying to get out of the situation you'd brought upon yourself.

"Nonsense, no one works on Christmas. I expect to see the happy couple soon. And no excuses!"

Before you could argue, your mom hangs up. Great. Now you have two weeks to magically find a boyfriend to bring home for the holidays.

You are sitting on your best friend's couch, playing games with him.

"Damn, you're so good at this!" you shout in fake annoyance at being defeated but you are actually happy for him. You know how much Jin loves winning.

"What can I say? I was born this way," he smirks confidently and puts the console on the table.

"Humble, as always," you tease him, nudging his shoulder.

"So, do you have any plans for Christmas?"

"Ugh, don't remind me."

"Why? I thought you loved Christmas movies and decorations and all things Christmas-related," Jin tells you and you are beyond touched to have someone who knows you that well and remembers such details.

"I do, but…I got myself in a bit of a predicament."

"Do share," he turns to the side so that he can face you.

"Well, you know how my relatives always ask whether I'm still single? And they're especially persistent around the holidays."

"I know," he laughs. "You've only complained about it like a hundred times."

"Sorry," you grimace at your own predisposition to torment your best friend everytime something goes wrong in your life. "So, um…this year I told my mom I have a boyfriend."

"And I learn about this now?" Jin puts a hand on his heart, expressing disappointment that you'd kept such a big secret from him.

"What? No, I don't have a boyfriend. I lied to my mom and now she expects me to bring a guy to meet the family."

"Oh, shit," he now understands why you're not looking forward to Christmas.

"Yep. I'm such a mess. Everyone will be so mad at me when I come home alone. Again. Kill me now."

"Well…you don't have to be alone."

"Huh?"

"Hear me out. What if I pretend to be your boyfriend? Just for the holidays. Then, your relatives would get off your back."

"Jin…I can't ask this of you."

"Good thing you're not asking. I came up with this brilliant idea myself. If it bothers you, you can tell them we broke up some time next year. Don't you want one Christmas of your relatives not repeating the same old annoying question?"

"I do want it, more than anything. But I would hate to inconvenience you…"

"Come on, it will be fun! My parents are spending this Christmas in Australia, drinking cocktails and soaking in the sun. It's not like I have anything special planned. It would be delightful to spend it with my best friend," Jin keeps talking and you are almost convinced.

"What about your best friend's super messy family?" you try to change his mind.

"Oh, I'm sure I'll charm the pants off them."

You are not worried about how your relatives will immediatelly fall in love with Jin. You are concerned that it will be you being charmed…

You are revising every small detail while Jin is driving his car to your grandparents' place.

"When did we start dating?" you ask him.

"Three months ago. We naturally realized that we are great friends and would make an even greater couple," he responds without hesitation. "How did I ask you out?"

"You told me I am the best thing that happened to you and I would make you the happiest man in the world if I went on a date with you," you reply naturally. "What was our first date like?"

"We went to watch a movie together, after that we had dinner at a lovely restaurant and I walked you to your apartment where I kissed you in front of the doorstep."

"The roses! You forgot to mention the roses!" you cry out, almost panicking. This has to be perfect or your snoopy relatives might suspect something.

"I was supposed to bring roses to your grandparents? I thought the wine would be enough," Jin mumbles in confusion.

"No, for the first date details! We agreed that you'd mention the roses. What if…what if they ask and we mess something up and…"

"Darling, relax. We've got this. We've been best friends for seven years. We know each other well enough to handle anything."

You try to ignore the way your heart flutters when he calls you darling. Damnit. When he'd suggested pretending, you hadn't thought about the fact that it wouldn't be pretending on your part.

"Do you trust me?" Jin asks.

"Unequivocally," you assure him. It is yourself you don't trust.

Once he parks the car, you are immediately greeted by a bunch of your relatives.

"Come, come! It is lovely to meet you," your mom welcomes Jin.

"Mom, this is my best friend," you say by force of habit and then correct yourself, "and now my boyfriend, Jin."

"Nice to meet you, ma'am," Jin shakes her hand politely.

"Pfft, call me by my name," your mom says and introduces herself.

Quickly enough, your poor bestie is hounded by your grandparents, your aunt, your cousin and her kids. It's a lot of excitement considering you'd just arrived and you are already looking forward to going to bed. You love your relatives but sometimes they can be…a lot.

Jin, however, seems to be thriving. He talks to your mom about cooking, to your grandparents about fishing and politics, to your aunt and cousin about acting and singing. Even the kids seem to love him, as he takes the time to play hide and seek with them. He also promises to build a snowman with them when it is warmer tomorrow. You have no reason to worry and yet, seeing him naturally fit in with them on their first meeting…when you have felt like an outsider your whole life, is enough to bring tears to your eyes. You excuse yourself from the table, saying you need to use the bathroom.

Not expecting anyone to notice your absence, you cry quietly in your room, feeling as if you have never been good enough and your relatives were always disappointed in you. You hear a soft knock on the door, which takes you by surprise.

"You alright, love?" Jin asks.

You let him in and he wraps you up in one of his warm hugs that have the magical ability to make you stop crying.

"What's wrong? I thought it was going well," he whispers, not wanting anyone to overhear.

"It's going splendidly," you agree. "It's just that…they love you more than they do me."

"That can't be true, you're the most precious granddaughter, niece and cousin anyone could possibly have."

You sniffle and look up at him.

"You only say that 'cause I'm your best friend," you try to make light out of the situation.

"Girlfriend," he corrects you with a wink.

"Right," you chuckle through the tears.

"Come on. Let's not give them the opportunity to discuss us behind our backs," Jin jokes and you decide to return to the table. He gives you the strength needed to face them again.

The Christmas holidays go by smoothly and in the blink of an eye. The days are filled with laughter, hot chocolate, yummy meals, wholesome Christmas movies, cozy socks and snowball fights with your cousin's kids. This might be the best Christmas you've ever had. You wonder if it's Jin's presence that made it so special and heartwarming. During the family dinners, he is the life of the party, always knowing the right thing to say to each and every one of your relatives. And when the two of you are alone, cuddled up in your room, he is your rock. You know you can count on him and tell him everything that has bothered you. And you know that he would understand you and comfort you like nobody else could.

Which is why it hurts so much when he is now driving you both back to the city. The pretense is over. You would no longer have an excuse to hold his hand or sleep in the same bed as him or kiss his cheek so openly. He is back to being your best friend. And perhaps that's the way it should be. You couldn't risk your friendship by doing something stupid like confessing your undying love for him. No, that would certainly be a terrible idea. Perhaps more terrible than having him as a fake boyfriend for the holidays.

"What's on your mind?" Jin asks.

"Hm?"

"I can see the gears turning in your head. Something is bothering you."

"Hey, aren't you supposed to look at the road instead of the gears in my head?" you tease him.

"I can multitask. Come on, just tell me."

"It's nothing. I just found myself wishing the Christmas holidays could last longer. I really had an amazing time, which doesn't usually happen around my relatives."

"Glad I could be of service," Jin smirks proudly, making you laugh. You would never grow tired of his casually confident nature.

Silence ensues for a couple of minutes and you are back to worrying and thinking about your unresolved feelings for your best friend. When suddenly, he interrupts your thought process with an unexpected suggestion.

"How about we have a second Christmas?"

"A second Christmas?" you repeat in confusion.

"My place. Just the two of us. We'll do all the things we didn't have the chance to do at your grandparents' house."

"Such as?" you inquire, wondering what you've missed.

"We'll play games and I'll make you my famous roast beef. We'll have midnight snacks and watch anime with no one judging us. We'll bake Christmas cookies together and we could even go ice-skating."

"That…sounds lovely. I'm in," you immediately agree, excited to have a second Christmas with Jin. Maybe, just maybe, a miracle will happen.

The next day, you arrive at his place and are amazed to find how magically decorated it is.

"Ta-da! Welcome to your own personal winter wonderland."

"My goodness, Jin, it looks incredible! How did you achieve all this so quickly and all by yourself? You must be exhausted."

"Nah, it was my pleasure. And besides, seeing the smile on your face is the best Christmas present I could hope for," he responds.

"Merry second Christmas to you, too," you grin and give him a hug. It feels so natural and like you were meant to end up right there.

As promised, the two of you get to do all the things you couldn't at your grandparents'. You watch the spiciest animes with zero shame, you eat ramen at 1am and you play violent games that would make your relatives gasp in horror. It is genuinely the most incredible Christmas. Even more incredible than the time you spent with your family.

But all good things inevitably come to an end. Tomorrow, it is time for both you and Jin to go back to work. And with that, the magical holidays will be over. You don't want them to be. You wish you could stay in this bubble forever, with Jin's arms wrapped around you.

"I should probably head home. You have to wake up early tomorrow."

"Or…you could stay. We can share the bed," Jin suggests and you can swear you hear a hopeful hint in his voice.

"Jin…we're no longer surrounded by my nosy relatives. You don't have to pretend it's okay with you to have me intruding on your personal space."

"Who said I was pretending?" he whispers and you probably shouldn't but you allow yourself to dream. There is no way he feels the same…or is there?

"Don't…don't say stuff like that if you don't mean it," you mumble, feeling more vulnerable than ever.

"I'm tired of hiding it, sweetheart," he sighs and presses his hand against your cheek. "I only offered the whole fake dating thing because I was hoping you would finally get the hint and realize how important you are to me. But in case it wasn't obvious enough, let me spell it out for you. I. Am. Crazy. About. You."

You blink in shock.

"Pinch me so I know I'm not dreaming. You…like me back?"

"How about I do something better?" Jin smiles softly and leans in to kiss you. It is slow and sweet, just as how you'd imagined it hundreds of times. No, scratch that. It is so much better. He makes you feel so special and loved. You wish you had confessed earlier. You have been missing out on so many Christmas kisses.

"Look up," Jin says gently once he finally breaks the kiss.

You do as he asks and you realize that you have somehow ended up under a mistletoe decoration he must have put up and you haven't noticed before.

"Aww, man, did you only kiss me because of that mistletoe?"

"Let me take you to my room and prove you otherwise," Jin vows, grabs your hand and urges you to follow his lead.

Christmas is truly the most wonderful time of the year.

The End

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Goldy, Jimin looked so adorable during Tae's fan meet. I miss him so much (and his tight skinny jeans). Also Tae posting a love song to his IG talking about taking a Dive and falling head over feet for someone, right after his night with Jimin. Uh oh, Jk sir, you better step your game up. Not posting for Jimin's bday, when Tae turned his whole entire fan meet into a gushing over Jimin party, complete with serenading him for his bday and singing their soulmate song. I'm just teasing. I'm not gonna give Jk too hard of a time, cause the man is busy exhausted and we know he loves his Jimin and Jimin pouting over Jk being busy, tells me everything. It's hitting him too. I have missed Vmin soulmating tho, so the fan meet was a highlight for me and seeing Jimin is a win no matter what.

I miss Jikook more tho. I just hope Jikook get all that tension out of their system beforehand, before they do that live together, if they do, because if not, we are all doomed. I mean, Jk's bed live seducing Jimin half naked to come over, with the chemistry and tension popping off, was insane and Jimin wasn't even in the same room with Jk. So I don't know if I'm actually ready for them to be in one frame live together. lol

Bless your vmin heart they cute

Its nice of Jimin to show up and out for his friends. I keep saying he's the standard female gaze in kpop. A man who cares, is respectful, emotionally intelligent, in touch with his feelings and knows how to communicate them well is every woman's ideal.

Hobi and Tae are in for second place for me.

I love vmin, God knows I do....

May be it's PTSD but whenever Jimin inserts himself in Tae fan spaces I hold my breath and shit my pants

They'd be hugging and shit and I'll just be quivering

If I worked security for Jimin I'd check every fans phone and social media for hate comments and vitriol against Jimin before letting them in.

If you as much as liked a hate comment bout Jimin I'll fly you through the window.

And good you not coming for Kook cos I was gonna be quick to remind you Jungkook equally went through this phase where he was alone and lonely because Jimin was super busy too

Instead of feeling sorry for this man we all made fun of him hanging out with Tae snoring on lives and giving off my man busy and I ain't vibes.

I'll jump anyone who complains bout him being busy. His career is as valid as Jimins.

I mean how else is he going to pay for the yatch ride and Tokyo trips he takes Jimin on????

He's gonna wanna pay a lil extra for the rooms with glass door baths too🙃

Yall better act like professional shippers pls 😤

[3terna15unshin3]

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a/n: I really wanted to add more visuals to the TBSG universe so here is a the first part of my Instagram AU!!! This volume is full of 'posts' that would've occurred during the span of the fic, future volumes will include ones from the time jump before the epilogue and maybe even after that too :)) lmk what u think! AND try to spot all of the tiny references to the fic i added 😝😝 love u

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Happy Birthday Darling

Summary: In where Severus turns 63.

Pairing: Severus Snape x Wife!Reader

Tag(s)/Warning(s): Unspecified age gap, fluff

Word Count: 1.8K

A/N: Me: No writing for two weeks so you can rejuvenate yourself. Also Me: It's Sev birthday and I must love on him. I can't follow my own instructions but it's Sev's bday and I want to share my little fluff with everyone 😤😤😤 enjoy :D

A/N+: I was too lazy to give the twins names / or write the stand in name abbreviations or anything really so sorry about the vagueness on that front. :"D

As a notorious light sleeper, it had been somewhat of a surprise that Severus hadn’t woken up the moment [Y/n] had managed to wriggle herself out of her husband's comforting hold.

The only sign that he had been disturbed by her movement was a brief stirring before the rise and fall of his chest signaled he had calmed.

Leaning over she placed a feathery kiss on his cheek before pulling herself out of bed and doing her best to quietly shuffle out of the room in hopes of him staying asleep.

It hadn’t been more than ten minutes after she had left the room did the sound of rapidly approaching footsteps pounding against the wooden floor cause Severus’ eyes to squint open and a groggy groan to catch in his throat. 

“Love, are the kids up already?”

When his question was met with silence, he turned to check on [Y/n], and when he found her spot empty with no sign of her presence, confusion filled him. She was usually the one to sleep in so her already being up had his expression morphing into one of concern as he sat up and looked around.

But before he could throw one leg off the bed, the door was flung open with such force it startled him for a second before his eyes landed on his precious little family that was scampering into the bedroom.

“Happy birthday da!” 

The high pitch squeals of his beloved twins was accompanied by an even louder shrill from the baby boy who was wiggling happily in the arms of [Y/n] who shot a sleepy smile at Severus. Both twins, who were very much balls of energy even at such early hours, were already crawling onto the bed before flying into their father’s arms.

A faint ‘oof’ was pulled from his lips as they crashed into his sides knocking the air out of him. Yet still, his arms tightened around them reflexively as they nestled into his sides before beaming up at him with excited looks.

“Be careful you two you’re going to knock someone out one day!” 

[Y/n] chided even though she couldn’t help but give them a humorous look as she made her way over to Severus’ side of the bed to take a seat next. 

“Ack!” 

A sharp noise left the baby’s form as if he was agreeing with mom and both parents couldn’t help but exchange an amused raise of a brow. 

“See, even your baby brother agrees,” Severus murmured as he placed a kiss on top of the twins’ heads before moving on to kiss the babbling child who squeaked happily from the affection he was receiving. 

Pulling away, he leaned over slightly to give [Y/n] her morning kiss which she happily received even though it had the twins squawking in faux disgust.

“Ew mum, da stop!”  “My eyes yuck!”

Both of them complained attempting to shield their faces but really just enjoying giving their parents a hard time as the two adults happily showered each other with affection. 

“Oh hush you two!” [Y/n] laughed as she finally pulled away from Severus but not before giving him one last peck. “How do you think you three got here in the first place?” She added in a whisper causing Severus to chuckle and shake his head at her.

“Good morning,” he rumbled gazing down at his two twins who were nestled into his sides comfortably as they looked at him with shiny eyes, “thank you for the birthday wishes my loves, you know how much I look forward to them.”

“You’re welcome da! And we made you breakfast!” The eldest of the two shouted, keen to show their father the breakfast that they (i.e mum made but they got to stir in any ingredients so it was the same). 

“And we got you presents!” Chirped the youngest as their arms tightened around him. “But mum said she didn’t want us to make a mess here so you have to get up da!”

A chuckle rumbled through Severus' chest as the twins basically vibrated in his arms, eager to show him the effort they had put in. Warmth unfurled in his chest as he gazed over his little family that was in his arms and near him and he couldn’t help the joy that bloomed in him. Never did he think he would have this. This happiness, this comfort, this love surrounding him. It in itself was a gift and honestly more than he could have wanted.

“My loves, you didn’t have to do any of that, you all just being here makes me very happy,” he murmured looking at the twins with a soft gaze, and then looking at [Y/n] who returned his gentle look as she rubbed soothing circles against their baby’s back.

“So does that mean you don’t want breakfast?” Huffed one of the twins with a hurt expression crossing their face thinking that their hard work was going to waste.

“Or our presents?” Warbled the other sadly already becoming upset at the thought of their dad not opening the gifts they picked out for him.

“Of course, I want breakfast,” he chuckled, pressing a soothing kiss on each child’s head, immediately causing them to cheer back up at his words, “and of course, I’ll open the presents, how could I not when you all are the ones giving it to me?”

Both of the kids celebrated, giving each other a high five and a large grin at Severus’ words pleased that their efforts were not going to waste.

“Alright you two, how about you both go make sure everything is ready?” [Y/n] asked looking at the twins who were back to bursting at the seams to show their dad everything that had been made for him. “Me and dad will be out in a second okay?”

Nodding, both of the twins gave Severus a kiss on the cheek before racing each other off the bed, almost tripping over one another as they raced out of the room. Once they couldn’t be heard anymore, a little giggle left [Y/n] as she looked over to her husband who was yawning while dragging his hand through his hair. Hair that had begun to pepper with age as white and gray streaks began to mingle with the black.

Eyes catching her gaze, a smirk played at his lips as he went to rest his chin in his palm. He watched as [Y/n] smiled bashfully back at him while stroking their baby boy’s head who had fallen asleep again, not used to being woken up so early.

“And just what has caught your attention this morning darling?”

“Mmm, just my very stunning husband and those flecks of gray that are starting to set in,” she mused, eyes flicking to his hair before back to his face which had twisted in a grimace. “Don’t make that face sweetheart, you’ll be a silver fox soon and I’m quite looking forward to it.”

“I believe you’re the only one who is looking forward to it,” he sighed wearily leaning back into the pillows and rubbing his face, “already sixty-three. Just yesterday I was meeting you at Flourish and Blotts after getting that bloody book finally published and now I’m almost elderly.”

Watching him simmer and grouse about aging, [Y/n] couldn’t help the little snort that left her due to how grumpy he was about all of it. If one thing hadn’t changed about him, it was that he could still be a bit moody at times when it came to some things.

But she loved it and loved him as much as she did when she met him those years ago. He though didn’t find it amusing considering the weak glare in his eyes as he looked over at her.

“And even my wife finds humor in my irritation,” he groaned.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry I promise I’m not laughing at you,” she apologized profusely, still giggling out loud at him and accidentally causing their baby to wiggle and let out a clipped whimper at the disturbance. “Oh and mummy’s sorry to you my little one, there, there,” she cooed, going to stroke his back to soothe him until he settled down once again with a little sigh.

A twinkle sparked in Severus' eyes for a moment as he watched her calm the child so gently. She seemed to have that effect on everyone including him and he adored it, yet he still couldn't help but feel agitated at his growing older.

“But don’t say it like you have one foot in the grave Severus,” she chuckled still amused by his reaction as she turned her eyes back on him, “you have at least another sixty years to go. So when you turn a hundred then you can complain. But just know,” she spoke leaning over to kiss his cheek. “I’m still going to love you and admire you as much as I do now when that comes along. Which is a lot if I have to say so.”

It was hard to keep the frown on his face as he looked at her eyes that shimmered brightly. All he could see in them was the affection and devotion she held for him and in the moment he felt the petty irritation of aging begin to melt as he leaned close to her brushing his nose against her.

A happy noise left her lips as she nuzzled him back enjoying the softness that had come back over him and the lightness of it all. 

“You remind me every day of why I married you, you are aware right?” He mumbled before leaning down to press a soft kiss against her lips. 

A muffled ‘mhmm’ left her throat while a smile grew on her lips as he pulled away to see her beam at him.

“It’s because I put up with your grumpiness isn’t it?” She asked lightheartedly, enjoying the way he raised an eyebrow at her before shaking his head and chuckling.

“If that’s the way you want to phrase it then yes because you put up with my grumpiness.”

“Well, I love your grumpiness and everything in between about you, you know that,” she grinned, “so happy birthday sweetheart, I hope to share many more with you even if there are some grumpy times in between.” [Y/n] teased before leaning over and pressing a soft kiss against Severus’ lips this time.

Even if he wasn't enamored with the idea of getting older, he once almost had that opportunity snatched away from him. But now, he had his [Y/n] and the little ones that he loved so deeply by his side. And growing old with her and watching the kids grow up alongside each other didn’t seem all too bad. Because what’s a little gray to the joy of aging with the people you love and cherish most.

A/N: Happy birthday to our favorite potions master, dungeon bat, spy, etc!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[comfortabletogether]

Hey. I looooooove your work and I was wondering if you could do some celebrating their S/o's bday hcs with kokoro, hibiki and kanade (separate) ? Thank you if you could do it also have a nice day or night.

thank you for requesting!! This ended up being a short blurb and not Headcanons but I doubt anyone is going to complain.

Anyways, have a good day/night to you as well!! It’s currently 4:40am as I write this, I just slept for several hours so I’m good don’t worry.

IMPLIED SPOILERS IN KANADE’S

~ Mod Haruhiko ✈️

Hibiki Otonokoji

‘Hey sweetie, do you mind if I come over at 3pm?’ Hibiki woke up to your text buzzing on her phone.

Hibiki had blanked out, she had barely remembered the last two days and when she woke up in the morning Hibiki had seen the notification that it was your birthday. Hibiki didn’t have anything prepared, did that make her a bad girlfriend?

She already knew the answer as she ran out the door not even listening to her sister’s objections, or questions of where Hibiki was going or why. Kanade didn’t need to know everything single thing Hibiki was doing.

It was 10:41am, perfect! Hibiki could do a little shopping and set up her room for you before you were coming over. Hibiki went around only the best places buying you clothes, makeup, shoes and whatever other essentials to fuel your hobbies. And she had also bought some ribbons of your favorite color to decorate her room.

By the time you got to her house, she wasn’t exactly done setting it up. Hibiki didn’t even have time to wraps the gifts, but it was still so sweet.

“You didn’t have to do this.” You smile, looking at the dolled up Hibiki, who gave you a necklace that had the same sixteenth note she wore.

“But I wanted to.”

Kokoro Mitsume 

“Koko, put the icing down.” You smile endearingly at Kokoro’s attempts to frost the cake. It was a sticky yet colorful and delicious mess that looked like it was some color theorist’s final project. 

Kokoro had tried to write your name and happy birthday on the side of the cake but the two of you must have messed up the recipe for the icing as it ran down the crumbling side of the cake.

The two of you definitely messed it up.

“Hm? What’s wrong?” Kokoro inquired, wiping her hands that had icing smeared in them off on a nearby hand towel. She had a small smile painted on her face, she was pleased not just with you, but with how the cake is going.

“If you don’t like the cake we can always just buy one from the store. It isn’t the most— pleasing looking cake.” Kokoro remarked.

With her words you pressed a kiss onto Kokoro’s cheek, causing her to raise her towel up to shield her red hot face.

It wasn’t often that the typically stoic Kokoro blushed but it was the cutest side ever when she did.

“I love you, Kokoro. This is the best birthday ever.”

Kanade Otonokoji

“Watch it! It’s my partners birthday.” Kanade yelled at the stage manager that had told you you couldn’t go backstage, despite the fact he knew you and had seen you many times before.

“Are my sister and I seriously in need of a new stage manager? We just lost our old one too! How incompetent are you that you can’t even follow basic instructions.” Kanade continued to chew the man out.

“Kana, I think we’re good. And you don’t have to fire him over me.” You tell Kanade placing a hand onto her shoulder to try and calm her down.

Kanade stared at you with a lovesick look in her eyes before turning back to the stage manager.

“You’re lucky.”

The stage manager, now fearing for his life, ran off. Probably to go check in with Hibiki and how she is doing. And once he was gone Kanade’s face turned bright again.

“I’m sorry about that! Happy Birthday, S/O!” Kanade grinned wrapping her arms around your waist and pulling you into a hug. Before you could say anything back to her she kissed your face probably a thousand times.

“Thank you—“

“Don’t thank me yet! You haven’t even seen the presents!” Kanade cheerfully smiled before pulling you off to her dressing room.

[valentine-writes]

1am with swollen eyes . . .

[ tws + notes: hurt + comfort, a bit of an angsty start, implied depression/depressive episode, very self indulgent hcs, desperately trying to claw my way out of hiatus (not working), unedited as usual ]

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「 gn! reader, can be platonic or romantic <3 」

author's note: reader cries. asra. muriel. r there 2 help. this is vv self indulgent but shhh... consider this a late bday post 4 myself.... ^_^

you have been hurting for far too long. at first, it was a dull, yet ever present ache. the feeling was easy to ignore or push aside, letting it dwell in your subconcious rather than in the forefront of your mind. you could live as normal, letting it lurk if it meant it never had to consume you.

these emotions grew unsatisfied with your denial. ravenous, they festered and grew, until they finally had become large enough to start chewing away at you. it felt like your pains would swallow you whole.

one particularly dreary morning, you found yourself laying in bed. stuck. you hadn't slept the entire night, too busy crying to even rest. these days, crying was prefered over the usual apathy you felt over your situation at hand. so there you lay, tangled in your bedsheets. there were no reasons coming to mind which gave you any urgency to get up at this time- still, you sit up, pulling your knees to your chest with no intention to leave. glancing at the small alarm clock on your bedside, you check the time.

1am. is that really how long you've been crying?

headcanons below

▸ the softness of ASRA's voice when he says your name is almost too soothing to be true. you watch him as he quietly approaches your bedside. his lilac eyes are fixed on you, with a concern you know all too well.

"i'm so, so sorry..." they whisper, quietly reaching out to cup your face with a warm hand. their thumb brushes over your cheek as you lean into the touch. "i should have checked up on you sooner."

tears prick at your eyes, threatening to fall at any minute. you take a sharp inhale, shaking your head.

"it's not your fault. you didn't know." your voice is trembling. your attempt to reassure him only makes him frown.

the touch of his hand on your cheek leaves you, just for a moment, as he sits on the edge of your bed, before pulling you into his arms.

their embrace is well known to you. it feels like home– the gentle yet protective feeling. the faint smell of vanilla. the warmth. you missed this all too much. you find yourself clinging to them, never wanting to leave their arms.

asra lets you rest your head on their chest. you can vent, you can cry, you can complain– you can even just choose to sit in the comfortable silence.

he'll stay by your side and make sure you're okay. he'd do anything for you.

▸ seeing you like this makes MURIEL's heart ache. you don't deserve all the suffering you've endured. at first, he's unsure of what to say. or if there's anything to be said at all.

"...hold on– i'll go get you some water." with that, he turns away to leave, but not before glancing over his shoulder to make sure if you're okay with being left alone.

you nod a little, sniffling, before mouthing a small "thank you." the corners of your mouth twitch up ever so slightly, to offer muriel a small smile.

he's back in less than a minute, not wanting to leave you for too long. he holds the glass of water to you, and you take a few sips before setting it down on the bedside table with a clink.

"do you need to talk about it?..." his voice is mild as ever. usually, he had trouble meeting your gaze. but now he looks into your eyes, needing to know that you'll be okay. he's slightly disheartened and considers shying away when there is no immediate answer. but ever patient with you, he waits in the soft silence.

he watches as you, pause– considering what he had said, before slowly move to sit to the edge of the bed, legs dangling off. "stay here with me?.."

he doesn't even hesitate. muriel sits by your side, quietly putting an arm around you and you lean your head on his shoulder. it feels safe with him. secure.

muriel won't force you to say a single word if you don't feel like talking about it. however, despite his usual hesitance to be vulnerable– he'll be so much more open to communication with you. he'll attempt to remind you in every way possible that he's here for you.

[nicistrying]

Sat 27th April

Well I made it to the weekend although yesterday at work was kind of rough just purely from an anxiety point of view

Got up early to walk Maggie, I needed to get outside. Was a beautiful morning but still v chilly

Matt's mam text him at 7.30am asking to meet us for a walk. I said please no, I've set myself a boundary that I just want one fucking quiet weekend. But they did need to drop his bday presents off. Turned out later that they couldn't meet us for a walk as they needed to help a friend get a tractor out of the mud, thank god, but they came round to 'drop the presents off' and they were here for over an hour. Interrograting about the wedding, wanting us to invite more of their family as a couple of people can't make it etc , bearing in mind I have already ordered place settings and am about to order the table plan so I don't want the guest list to change. Matt said we may invite my maid of honour's parents and his mam came back with 'well they're not really important are they' like excuse me they literally took me in when my mam kicked me out at 16. They took such good care of me when I was in a shitty place. Fuck you 'they're not important'. Now I want to invite them just out of spite.

So that pissed me off straight away. Then it was 'let's get these pies in your freezer, oh god your freezer is so disorganised, the whole thing needs sorted out' like ok i'm sorry I didn't have time to reorganise the fucking freezer on my cleaning spree before you arrived, trying to not give you anything about the house to complain about.

'When are you going to do the escape room with your brothers why are you so disorganised' we're fucking busy! In the next 2 months, we have 3 weekends free and that's before Matt takes his shifts at work for June.

Like please, make me feel even more shit! Please do that! I really need that right now! Just say one fucking nice thing, would that actually kill you?? I complimented his mam's hair and she just went 'meh I don't like it they cut it too short' Just say thank you! Jesus christ

I'm seriously losing patience with them. They seem so pissed that we actually spend time with my family occasionally, as if we should spend every spare second with them. Like no, there are two people in this relationship and we both have family to see. Our entire existence does not revolve around you

Had a nap when they left (it was 11am lmao) and we went for a walk in a park where we used to live and it was lovely and nostalgic. Pets' Corner was open so we went to see the animals - billy goats, pygmy goats, ducks, rabbits, guinea pigs, guinea fowl, lots of sweet little birds, and a beautiful peacock and peahen. This dude was looking particularly handsome today

We got ice creams, and had a lovely walk. I started getting mega anxious on the way back to the car thinking wtf am I going to do when we get home and Matt has to go work on his assignment.. turns out I'm sitting in my pyjamas feeling gross and irritable and sad. He wants us both to go walk Mags but I need to just sit here and decompress I think

[httpiastri]

SOO I HAVE AN IDEA….because….well..all i think about is pepe sooooo yes…..😔😔😔

based on the moment i knew by taylor swift(i love her if you couldn’t tell)

sooo its readers birthday and she is alonsos daughter( because i saw that he and pepe are really close🤞🏻🤞🏻) and ofc her and pepe are really good friends if not best friends.

and because she is fernandos daughter she is basically friends with a lot of the formula 2 and formula 3 drivers and they are at her party and its gonna be wild😼😼😼😼😼

anyway so reader has a bf and ofc he didn’t show up.(he could be any boy or a f2/f3 driver🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️)

reader doesn’t really care at the beginning that her bf didn’t showed up because she knows he is busy or something like that. so she dances with the girlies and the drivers(mostly pepe🥰🥰), just being happy that everyone is there with her.

but it was the moment when she needs to blow the candles, everyone is singing happy birthday and things that are happening at a birthday party:)))

and it hits her that her boyfriend, the person that means the most to her isn’t there so she runs to the bathroom in the middle of the singing. so ofc pepe runs after her.

standing outside of the bathroom door he asks her whats wrong even if he knows because hes IN LOVE WITH HER SINCE THEY MEET??!!?!!!!!??🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻

and suddenly she opens the door and hugs him🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹(SOO CUTE IM CRYING) and she says to him that her bf didn’t showed up and she couldn’t do that anymore because it hurts her and blablablaaaa….so pepe comforts her by running his finger through her hair(JAHAHAABAJAJAJAHAHAHJAJAB)and other cute thingssssss

and they go on the balcony and talk about their friendship and life(like a deep talk) not caring about the people inside(but like everyone is watching them??!!!!??🥹🥹🥹)

and when they go inside pepe stays with her for the rest of the night making her laugh and she forgets about her shitty bf🥰🥰🥰🥰

later, when the party is over pepe helps her to clean up her apartment but?????HER PHONE STARTS RINGING…her bf(ex bf🤫🤫🤫🤫)

calls her and she answers.the bf says that he’s sorry he couldn’t make it and reader says that she is sorry too:))))and tells him that it’s over between them….and after they cleaned up everything they are getting ready for bed…and pepe is going in the living room to sleep on the couch but reader comes in the middle of the night and confess her feelings for him and they kiss🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

also im sorry if there are mistakes but english is not my first language soo yes😭

i hope im not annoying you with all my yapping!!!!!😔😔🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

i love you and take care of yourself💜

okay sweetheart, 1. you could never annoy me with any yapping, espECIALLY if it's about pepe. i dare you to try to get me annoyed, you won't succeed.

and 2. you're a geNIUS !!! i love this idea SO much. alonso!reader x pepe growing up together, subconsciously both always kinda crushing each other. and things have been heading kinda south with yns boyfriend for a while, which pepe also knows (because ofc she's complaining to him about her boyfriend, always going off about everything he does wrong, but pepe can't really say anything about how you should leave the bf because he doesn't wanna seem like he's affecting ur relationship)(even tho he rlly wants to)... and him not showing up to yns bday is just kinda the last straw :( and of course pepe is so good to her and does his best to help her not think about it, but when yn runs away he gets heartbroken too 💔 but he's so supportive in whatever she chooses and whatever she does 🥺 and he like doesn't really expect her to actually want him back and especially not that soon ?? but like they both realize that they're meant for each other so why hold back 🤭

i love u too darling!! thank you so much for this!! pls take care, have a lovely weekend <3<3

[hiyoir]

bottom mayoi with lots of praise with male reader? ALSO HAPPY SLIGHTLY LATE BIRTHDAY I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT

Synopsis: Mayoi starts panicking when he brings up sex to you, but you try your best to comfort him hoping this experience will make him more comfortable around himself.

A/N: I HAVE ... no idea how to write mayoi... shouldn't have slandered him for so long 🫡 /j either way enjoy this fic anon!! im so so sorry for the late reply!! and ty for the bday wish~

CW/s: lots and lots of praise, mayoi being self depreciating, comfort n stuff, sorta implied sex..?

"I— I want to have sex with you!" Mayoi blurts out, leaving you in complete awe. It's not everyday when Mayoi drags himself to you to ask an "aching" question, as he calls it. To hear the word "sex" and "with you" was truly unexpected, but you weren't complaining. However, your small gasp left him contemplating his decisions.

"Wait— Did I make you uncomfortable?" You sigh, here it comes...

"I'm so sorry! I— I didn't mean it! I swear I'm not a pervert or anything," He frantically scrambles around for an apology, "I'm a terrible boyfriend for making you feel this way..."

You snap your fingers in his face which alerted Mayoi. He pulls himself together after a deep breath, showing off an awkward smile.

"Mayoi, we've been through this before. What did I say?"

"Always give yourself a chance... Don't panic... I'm sorry (name)..." Mayoi sulks, fidgeting in his stance. As soon as you notice his calmness, you speak again.

"I never said I was against the idea," Your hands takes Mayoi's trembling ones into yours. "I'm just surprised you felt that way, you really are cute, Mayoi."

The sweet rose blush bloomed in his cheeks. Mayoi had the cutest reaction to your compliments, it only made you even more excited thinking about what cute noises he'll make in sex.

"I'll do it with you, I just hope you won't mind if I take the lead for the first few times?" Your hands pull Mayoi closer, a warm smile on your face to hopefully comfort him.

"Y-Yes! That has been my plan... I mean, I just- I just wanted to get closer! I swear I'm—"

"I know you aren't. Would I really date you if you were that type of person, baby?" You sigh once more, a chuckle leaving your huffs as Mayoi frantically apologizes again. Man, isn't he adorable?

—

You lay him down on the bed, sitting on top of him. Mayoi's face was redder than ever, the only noises he made were soft gasps when you touched him. His shirt was discarded a while ago, revealing his skinny build.

"Is this okay, Mayoi?" You gently stroke the side of Mayoi's waist in a way you hoped was comfort. The writhing man nods, his hands flew to his belt to unbuckle it. Your hands stop him, sending another wave of worry to Mayoi.

"Oh... I'm sorry! I—"

"It's fine, Mayoi," You whisper gently in his ear, feeling his shiver. "I'll take care of this, trust me."

With that, you pull away from his ear and unbuckle his belt. After throwing it to the dark side of the room, your hands locate the hem of his boxers and pants, pulling them down in a swift motion. Mayoi whines at the sudden pleasure of the cold wind brushing against his tip.

"The sounds you make are cute, you know?" You chuckle, your hand slowly working his shaft.

"R-really...?"

"It's addictive, Mayoi. If only you could hear how beautiful you sound to me." Mayoi flinched at your compliment, giggling at how silly he was behaving.

"I'm... I'm so glad you think that way... ♡" Mayoi flusteredly blurts out once more. You reach to the bedside drawer to grab a bottle of lube you kept for your own personal activities.

Coating your fingers with the slick liquid, you slowly rub against Mayoi's hole. A prolonged whine escapes his lips, sending another pang of arousal through your veins. You plunged your finger in, massaging his insides. Your free hand held his waist down as you plunged another finger in to potentially stretch him out. Mayoi moans with every plunge, your fingers sending him into a wave of ecstasy. You noticed how close he was getting, so you pulled out.

Mayoi whined at the emptiness. You immediately undid your own pants and discarded them. You squeezed the lube onto your dick, grunting at the cold texture of the lube. Your dick fully slid in Mayoi as you heard him moan. Mayoi taps your wrist that was on his thigh.

"Keep moving..."

"Wouldn't it be painful?" You gasped out, trying not to let out any form of whines at how good Mayoi felt.

"I... I don't care... Please, I want you." A gentle smile crept on your face as you began rocking your hips.

"I love you, Mayoi."

—

"You did so well." You smiled. You wiped off the sweat from Mayoi's forehead and the excess semen from his belly with a warm towel.

"You think so...?"

"I know so, Mayoi. You did amazing." You dropped the towel aside to cuddle with the flustered man under the sheets.

"I love you, (Name)... I had lots of fun..."

"I love you more, Mayoi." Fatigue washes over you, your eyelids getting heavier each second. Mayoi pulls you close, resting your head on his shoulder. It wasn't long before you drifted off to sleep in your beloved boyfriend's arms.

[sinumaki]

BIRTHDAY

note. its my bday. i dont like my bday. i do love eddie. this is v self indulgent so yes i did put my bday in. it is also the first full thing ive written in months. 

feat. eddie munson x fem!reader

warnings. self-indulgent. like very. THIS IS SO BADLY WRITTEN ITS EMBARRASSING. please remember i havent written in months thank u

☆ MASTERLIST

You can hear the poor attempts of your friends "whispering" outside your door, trying not to let out a groan as they all giggle amongst themselves. The calendar hanging on your wall mocks you as you stare at the date circled in red. 

July 16th. 

Your birthday. A day you - unlike others - did not enjoy. 

The door creaks open slowly, as they try to invade your room much too early in the morning. A whispered countdown of '3, 2, 1' before a chorus of cheers and 'Happy Birthdays!' are yelled. You try to give them a smile - you really do - but it's 9:43 AM and you hate your birthday and your bedhead has to be hideous right now. Eddie settles down next to you immediately, a grin on his face that doesn't falter even slightly.

"Happy birthday, sweetheart." He whispers gently, pressing a peck to your cheek. Well, this isn't the worst. Dustin interrupts the moment immediately, holding a poorly wrapped box in his hands - the proud gleam in his eyes as he urges you to take it makes you think he may have personalised this gift himself. You pull him in for a hug, and then continue to do so for the rest (Nancy's gift excites you a little more than the others, knowing whatevers under the pastel pink wrapping paper is thoughtful to you.)

"Alright, alright!" Eddie jumps up, beginning to push the others out of your room as they complain, "It's my girlfriend's birthday and therefore up to me to make her day - so shoo!" He has to give Dustin and Lucas one last hard shove before slamming the door dramatically, theatrically wiping his hands on his jacket - a new jacket it seems. 

"Hi, honey." You say, morning voice obvious. 

"Hi to you too, beautiful." Eddie seats himself down once more, pushing aside the gifts now littered amongst your bed as you jump into his arms. "You ready for the best birthday you've ever had?" You nod stiffly - knowing as long as you're with Eddie, you won't ever really have a bad day. Even on your detested birthday. "'Cmon baby, that's not nearly enthusiastic enough." 

"Sorry, Eds." You nuzzle into his neck, mumbling, "I don't really like my birthday, y'know?" He nods. 

"Then, don't think of today as your birthday. Think of it as… as us having an insanely fancy date on this particular day for no reason!" 

"So, you're taking me on an 'insanely fancy date' today?" Eddie freezes, mumbling a string of 'fuck' and 'shit' under his breath. You laugh, watching him fumble as you instead busy yourself with playing with his jacket. "This for me too?" You ask.

"Yeah - I didn't think my Black Sabbath tees would be the most appropriate look for En-" He stops himself, jokingly pushing you back down as he hops up, "Stop! No more making me spoil our date today!" 

"I'm not making you!" You giggle once more, pulling yourself up. "So, I should wear something appropriate for Enzo's, right?" 

"Are you fucking-" 

— 

Walking hand-in-hand with Eddie along the dark streets of Hawkins with his jacket over your shoulders is enough to make you positively swoon, and you quite literally have to force yourself to keep from giggling like a schoolgirl. Eddie had postively been the best gentleman all night long (Apart from the breadstick sword fight he initiated, but that's up to interpretation), and when he had asked for a combined bill at the end of dinner, his eagerness to sell to just about anything that walked in the last few weeks made sense - and it only made your heart flutter some more to know how long he had been planning leading up to your birthday. 

Speaking of which - this may be the last birthday you can remember not hating. 

"So," Eddie begins, obviously nervous despite the smirk he sports, "You have fun today?" You snort.

"Firstly, you sound like a dad." His comments of 'Well, I'd be a great one,' die down as you continue, "But yes, I did." Eddie smiles, genuinely. A soft smile that makes his eyelids crinkle and accentuates those pretty brown eyes. "Thank you." You whisper into the howling wind of the night, but he hears you anyway. He always does. 

You pretend not to see your mother peeking at you and Eddie through the window as you reach home - slightly (extremely) disappointed at how short the walk felt. It's quiet between the two of you, no words are really needed anyway when Eddie intertwines your fingers, pulling you in by the waist for a kiss - or 5. A breathless "I love you" comes from him in between every kiss, and you want to laugh because you should be saying it. 

"Eddie - My mum's definitely watching." He sighs, unable to resist going in for just one more kiss. 

"I know you don't like your birthday, but I couldn't resist getting you a present," You groan, but he cuts you off, "Nothing expensive or grand like Enzo's! Swear! Just… Just ask your mum for 'Eddie's present' when you get inside, alright?" You raise an eyebrow, but agree anyway, and with one last, last, kiss, your Romeo is off. 

"Mum?" You ask into the house, knowing she can't have run off far from her creeping at the window. 

"Welcome home - how did your date go?" She asks, and you roll your eyes with a snort.

"Clearly well, as you saw." She waves you off. "Uhm, Eddie said he had a gift for me." She points to the fridge, and you see a smile tug at her lips. 

Eddie's gift is front and center as soon as you open the fridge - a pretty pink cake with sprinkles thrown onto the terribly spread icing. Eddie's appalling handwriting is somehow even more illegible in the black icing on top.

Happy birthday, love.

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