I have a horrible little miserable beast that lives with me.
She is truly the most pathetic creature I’ve ever come into contact with. She reeks of stupidity and ignorance. While she is a horrid being who shouldn’t be real, I do enjoy its company. It fears flies.
A compelling specimen. Here, I made fan art of her.
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Wet hot sex party with loads of breathtaking slutty babes
Phat Booty White Girl
Cewek Kampus Digilir Cowok Mesum
Italian Movie Sex Scene
Latin american big cock gay sex movies The camera dude went out again
You dont fuck with Kimberly Moss
Sexy babe with big tits gives best blowjob in POV
Horny Redhead Shona River Fucked Deep by Biker
Stunning sun kissed lesbian fingers butthole
Bubis en el puesto de fritangas
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Thinking again about the very first scene, and how Aziraphale was fascinated and besotted by the Starmaker. Not-yet-Crowley is so full of light, and joy, and innocent intent — and Aziraphale is already afraid. He already knows not to ask questions. Whoever he’s been with, they aren’t like the Starmaker. Heaven already isn’t safe; they don’t love what they’ve made. They’re blithely planning its destruction. But the Starmaker loves his stars. He wants them to live. And even though Aziraphale doesn’t have words yet for what is wrong in Heaven, he feels the fear of it — and he sees the Starmaker hasn’t gone wrong yet, and he loves him for it. He loves him for loving the world.
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this hole you put me in wasn’t deep enough, and i’m coming out right now.
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I actually did it I made Neil Gaiman's Bagels!!!
Here's a picture of them freshly out of the oven :D
But please someone tell me is barley flour even real?! Did Neil invent it?! Because I searched 4 supermarkets in and outside my town as well as two local eco stores and I found everything, EVERYTHING except for barley flour. I mean, it worked without it but I was so annoyed. They are a little flat because by the time I got back from my little odyssey it was already kinda late so I shaped them and threw them into the fridge and, well, wasn't my best idea :')
But they really REALLY taste amazing, so much better than anything you can buy at the bakery <3 (in fact so amazing that I made another batch of dough :)
This is the post where Neil shared his recipe btw:
https://www.tumblr.com/neil-gaiman/708749898953179136/hi-neil-why-did-you-stop-making-bagels-what-did
If you have sourdough started I highly recommend you give it a try ;)
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Thinking about how Annie Cresta ended up being the constant link at the end of Mockingjay. She writes to Peeta and Katniss and gives them updates on people including Katniss’s mother, which means she kept in touch with everyone who survived and shares pictures of her and Finnick’s son with them 🥺
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[1800s newspaper seller voice]: low quality gifs of some high quality boys smoochin’ come and get ur low quality gifs of some high quality boys
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What if we do it again and again and again? Would I rewrite the world for you? Would you do it for me?
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Happy Holidays 🎄✨
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havent decided how i want the introduction to go yet but i imagine it would roughly be one of these two
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Every person directly freed by Luffy, Warrior of Liberation, the man who will be Pirate King! [or on his orders]
Zoro
Nami
A lapahn from Drum Island
Robin
Brook
Hatchan "Hachi"
Camie
Marguerite [and Aphelandra and Sweat Pea]
Jinbe
Crocodile
Ace
Shirahoshi
Kin'emon
Rebecca
Law
The Vinsmokes
Tama [twice]
Hyogoro
Yamato
Vegapunk
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Rainer Maria Rilke,
Falling Stars, 1924
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Something just got me thinking...
Suibian is a truly loyal sword, it refused to let anyone else use it and did what was only ever heard of in legends and sealed itself away when its master died!
The sword is monogamous. It only connected with one person and no one else would do. No one else could compare.
Spiritual weapons have a deep connection with their wielders, they are constantly permeated with their owner's spiritual energy. They are, in a way, an extension of their master.
So, it makes perfect sense that Suibian is monogamous. Because it's quite obvious that WWX is as well. WWX only ever had eyes for one person, he only ever connected to one other person in such a deep, life changing way. No one else would do, no one else could ever compare to that boy that stole his undivided attention on the Cloud Recesses rooftop the first night they met.
It was always LWJ for him, just as it was always WWX for Suibian.
Like master, like sword.
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