#source: ds9

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Thranduil: We agreed we'd meet unarmed. Are you unarmed?

Thorin: Yes. Are you unarmed?

Thranduil, pulling out a sword: No. I lied.

Thorin, pulling out his sword: So did I.

Thranduil, pulling out a second sword: But I lied twice.

Thorin: Oh, you're good...

[what-life-is-really-like]

Minkowski: I heard an interesting rumor today.

Eiffel: Only one? I started at least twelve.

[creative-lampd-liberties]

Logan: What's the matter?

Janus: Well, it's just that... Lately I've noticed everyone seems to trust me. It's quite unnerving, I'm still trying to get used to it. Next thing I know, people are going to be inviting me around for dinner.

Logan: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I promise I will never ask you over.

Janus: I appreciate that.

[raspberrywiskey]

kira seems to wear a lot of (what looks like to me) crochet when out of uniform. its such good flavouring for her character - both that it gives her a hobby that exists outside of the show, and that textile arts are associated with working class women (especially here in Ireland, which bajor is partly inspired by) and dykes ! I really want to make one of her vests for myself

[fictionalred]

DS9 info!

[gettheorion]

[satans-trek]

It's so funny how much of a Kira fan Garak is.

[404sketches]

Wow how random that I happened to end up drawing Garak and Bashir at the same time. What a coincidence!

[itsgonnabeasparklingday]

Julian, talking to Garak on the comm: Are you in my apartment?

Garak: Please.

Garak: I haven’t snuck into your apartment for weeks.

Garak, opening one of Julian’s kitchen cabinets: Which reminds me, you’re all out of peanut butter.

[punkbxt]

you all need to take worf as a bad father with the most MASSIVE grain of salt. klingons have been black caricatures from the beginning and worf being written as a bad father is one of those. imagine being dumped a kid you literally had no knowledge of having and then ur baby momma fucks off to all hell n dies or some shit like he doesnt know how to be a dad and he gets so much actual shit for it. being a parent on a starship is difficult especially when youre the spock* of your time

[incorrectgarashir]

Miles: All in all, a 100% successful trip. Julian: But we lost Garak. Miles: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

[trektown]

Alcoholic drinks I think the DS9 cast would like:

Sisko: he’d like a good whiskey drink, probably an old fashioned

Jadzia: she’d crush Margaritas down at the replimat

Kira: hard seltzers (she could fuck up a white claw) or sangria

Bashir: gin and tonic or the occasional light beer

O’Brien: almost exclusively beer. Always orders a classic Guinness

Odo: Jack and Coke or a generic beer

Quark: he drinks pornstar martinis or vodka cranberries like the whore he is

Garak: absinthe or everclear. Absolutely insane liquor choices

[cunning-and-cool]

i think cardassian's should have a term of endearment that translates to "secret keeper"

[creative-lampd-liberties]

(After a skirmish in the imagination)

Logan: They broke seven of your ribs and fractured your clavicle!

Janus: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt, did serious damage to their egos.

[table-top-horror]

Now having watched most of Farscape I think I will make the bold claim and say that John Crichton has suffered more than jesus christ and Miles O'brien combined

[hopecomesbacktolife]

these 1970s fashion advertisements look soooo much like mcspirk. to me