#incorrect wolf 359 quotes

[what-life-is-really-like]

Minkowski: I heard an interesting rumor today.

Eiffel: Only one? I started at least twelve.

[fos-tis-zois]

Osamu: I can believe you publicly murdered the queen but I draw the line at freestyle jazz! Suna: You can believe that i publicly murdered the queen?!

[hxuse-xf-black]

Seamus: On Tuesday we'll be having another chess tournament. Seamus: Given that Ron's uninterrupted 53 week winning streak, he's agreed to play blindfolded and without rooks, bishops, or queens.

[tears0f0ri0n]

WELCOME TOO W359 INCORRECT QUOTES

**Hilbert:** Where’s my chair?

**Hera:** Minkowski broke it over Eiffel’s back while they were wrestling.

**Eiffel:** Correction, Minkowski was wrestling. *I* was eating soup.

**Minkowski:** I'm bored.

**Hera:** Wanna commit first degree murder?

**Minkowski:** Sure!

**Eiffel, hearing them:** No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Hilbert down!!

**Minkowski:** For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

**Eiffel, Hilbert, & Hera:** Okay.

**Minkowski:** If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

**Eiffel:** Bold of you to assume I have money.

**Hilbert:** Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

**Hera:** Bold of you to assume I can die.

**Hera:** You know you can die from that, right?

**Eiffel:** *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

**Hilbert:** *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

**Minkowski:** *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

[petrichorandarson]

Kaz: Now, if there isn’t anything else…

Nina: my mother just died!

Kaz: …excuse me?

Nina: um. my… very dear mother just died. tragically.

Kaz: Nina, we all know you don’t talk to your mother.

Jesper: my mother just died?

Kaz: no, Jesper.

[fla5hbin]

Minffel incorrect quotes

Minkowski: I'm moron-sexual.

Eiffel: I think we lost our last tube of toothpaste...ok I lost it.

Minkowski, already undressing: Eiffel, you're so fucking stupid...

[tiny-feral-arachnid-man]

On this morning's episode of Rotating Wolf 359 In My Brain™️, some incorrect quotes!

Minkowski: What the fuck.

Eiffel: Why don't you ever say 'good morning' to me anymore? :,(

Minkowski: Because you always do something that makes me say 'what the fuck' before I can do that. Why is the kitchen on fire??

Hera: ...we made pancakes? 🥺👉👈

[tomixslefttoe]

The Hero: Um...what would Jaania say if she were here right now?

The Hero, mimicking Jaania: “Hero! I know minimal information about the situation or its context, but I am ready to place all the blame squarely on your shoulders.”

[emmikay]

Alonzo: On Tuesday we'll be having another chess tournament.

Victoria: Given Misto’s uninterrupted fifty-three-week winning streak, he has agreed to play blindfolded and without rooks, bishops, or queens.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

~attempting to stall Victor~

Victor: Now if there isn't anything else-

Nina: My mother just died!

Victor: ...excuse me?

Nina: Um...my...very dear mother just died. Tragically.

Victor: Miss Martin, we all know your mother died a long time ago.

Alfie: My mother just died?

Victor: No, Alfie.

[what-life-is-really-like]

[During Mission Mishaps - A Little Night Music] Eiffel: *ranting about Canon in D* Minkowski: I'd say that the pressure's finally gotten to Eiffel, but what pressure?

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Hello. It is I, Jiro Yamashita. I am here now because I was drawn to the loud noises. Ah, look. Touma-kun has a head wound. What an excellent opportunity for science!

Jiro (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!)

[elvencantation]

yes i made a reel out of my own incorrect quote post…

[wolf-359-unquotes]

Maxwell: I'm sorry to say this, but you have a capacity to feel and are human.

Jacobi: take that back right the fuck now

[apple-of-my-pie]

The Dear Listeners: I’ve taken this form because I didn’t want to be too...invasive.

Eiffel: You very much did not succeed.

[mercury-and-mars]

Hera: Visualize a star.

Eiffel: *horrified screeching*

Hera: A distant star.

Eiffel: Oh.