#source: hoodwinked

[smh0217]

*Jaune and Nora try to escape the White Fang by hitching a ride on a mine cart*

Jaune, receiving a lit stick from Nora: Wow, that’s nice and bright. What kind of candles are those?

Nora, pointing at the writing on the stick: Dee-na-mee-tay. Must be Mistralian.

Jaune, realizing it says Dynamite: Ah! Loose the candle!

*Jaune tries to wrestle the Dynamite out of Nora’s hands*

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

MC: You've gotta admit, a guy stopping kids in the middle of the forbidden forest? That's pretty creepy!

Minister of Magic: Yes, right. But we don't arrest people for being creepy.

Auror 1, to his colleague: Yeah, you know that guy we got in the tank?

Auror 2: Uh... the creepy one?

Auror 1: Yeah, better let him go.

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Jesse, pointing at the Blaze Rods: You've got to admit, three strangers? Suddenly showing up and making you trust them? That's pretty creepy!

Isa: Right, yes, yes, but we don't arrest people for being "creepy".

Reginald:

Reginald, into his radio: You know that guy we've got in the cell? The creepy one? Better let him go.

[george-the-pumpkin]

Lucy: What big ears you have.

Kipps: All the better to hear your many criticisms.

[doththymayo]

Les: Hey, I found some candles!

Jack: Well what are you waiting for, light 'em up!

Les: *lights dynamite*

Jack: Wow, those are nice and bright, what kind of candles are those?

Les, reading: Dee-no-meet-ay.

Les: Huh, music be italian.

[tf2-but-incorrect]

Sniper: Wow, that's nice and bright. What kind of candles are those?

Soldier: "Dee-Nah-Mee-Tay." THEY ARE ITALIAN.

Sniper: Mate, ya might wanna lose the candle.

[movietimegirl]

Luke: Why should we trust someone who fights in gladiators for living?

Han: Maybe he's not a Wookiee at all!

Black Krrsantan: You got me. I'm a poodle. Just haven't been to the barbershop in a long time.

Han: Is this all just a big joke to you?!

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Young Justice Infiltrating the Rogues

Secret: Okay, so how do we take down the Rogues?

Arrowette: Yeah, Bart, you've known them longer, what're they're weaknesses?

Impulse: Well, the toughest one is gonna be Heat Wave. The big guy with the flamethrower, the fat head, and thick skull. Looks like a shaved ape. I mean, he is just u-u-u-ugly! Like a big, swollen, overgrown-!

Secret & Arrowette: (hugging each other and trembling)

Impulse: ... he's standing right behind me, isn't he?

Secret: Mm-hm.

Heat Wave: (tackles them)

[incorrectwbanimationquotes]

Bugs: Wow, that's nice and bright. What kind of candles are those?

Daffy: "Dee-Nah-Mee-Tay." Hmm, must be Italian.

Bugs: DAFFY!...Lose the candle!

[emmikay]

Munkustrap: Wow, that's nice and bright. What kind of candles are those?

Rumpleteazer: "Dee-Nah-Mee-Tay." Hmm, must be Italian.

Munkustrap:

Munkustrap: Cool. Very cool. Put it out please.

[incorrectspquotes]

And you, Gerald... Dammit, change your name! That's not scary and I am embarrassed to say it! Thrasher! Try that. [muttering to himself] Gerald, you know. Oh! Watch out for Gerald!

Vaurien Scapegrace, probably

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

MC: This guy's a loon.

Tonks: Watch it, MC. My mama's half-loon.

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Stampy: They call me "Stampy Cat" because of this cat hoodie I wear. Petra: What about when you're not wearing it? Stampy: Stampy, quietly: I usually wear it.

[incorrectinvaderzim]

Zim - armed and dangerously dumb.

Dib

[hitchell-mope]

Carlos: Wow, that's nice and bright. What kind of candles are those?

Gil: "Dee-Nah-Mee-Tay." Hmm, must be Italian.

Carlos: GIL!!!! Lose the candle!

[tf2-but-incorrect]

Spy: Right, yes, yes. But we don't imprison people just for being creepy.

Demoman: ... *pulls out radio* Uh lad, you know that guy we locked in the basement?

Scout: Uh... the creepy one?

Demoman: Yeah, we'd better let him go.