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Hufflepuff: Being cute is really hard because even when you’re angry, people just kinda giggle at you and say ”awh you’re so cute when you’re angry” like no. Recognise my power.
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Percy: To remember how many feet are in a mile, you just gotta use "five tomatoes".
Percy: Five tomatoes sound like five, two, eight, o and there are 5,280 feet in a mile.
Frank: To remember how many meters are in a kilometer you just remember "1,000" because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn't invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.
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Little: hey Jopson, can you help me with this zipper?
Jopson: of course
Little:
Little: up, Tom
Jopson: Right. Sorry
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Mondo: Believe it or not, but I’ve got a driver’s license. I made it myself.
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Al: Hello 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally stepped on my cat's tail and I need to be arrested
911 operator: Mr. Elric, we’ve talked about this.
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Angelica Schuyler: Are you into carriages?
Lafayette: Yes, it was a true masterpiece of a play to watch
Angelica Schuyler: No, like are you a carriage person?
Lafayette: Like...I can turn into one at will?
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Adrien: Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest, yeasty eels, good sir.
Tom: What?
Nino: Ignore him.
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Roman: [sniffles]
Virgil: Hey Roman, you okay?
Roman: [sniffles again]
Virgil: [awkwardly hugs him] You know we joke around but if there’s anything that’s upsetting you, you can always come and talk to me… cheer up.
Roman: Um....I have a cold....
Virgil: If anyone finds out what happened in the last few minutes, no one will find you again.
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Yakko: [writing in his diary] Dear diary, how are you? I’m fine.
Yakko:
Yakko:
Yakko: [groaning and continuing] Okay, I’m not fine. You got me. God, you’re good.
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Roman, flexing: You see these arms?
Roman: Wii Sports Resort
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Gryffindor, flexing: I put the bi in bicep
Slytherin, not looking up: you also put the bi in bitch
Gryffindor: you put the bi in bitter
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Sirius: It’s like we’re meant to be together. Fate keeps bringing us to each other!
Remus: Sirius, it’s 3 in the morning and you’re literally climbing through my window. How did you even get in here?
Sirius, annoyed: Fate brought me here. I just told you that.
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Crozier, as they arrive to King William's Land: I’ve prepared an itinerary for you all to entirely ignore.
Sir John, ready to drown in his hubris and drag everyone else with him: Which we will.
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Hagakure: When I was a kid my mother told me that the paper strip that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for like a year.
Mondo: They are.
Hagakure: Wait, for real?
Naegi: Why would you believe in it again?!
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Winry: I AM LOST FOR WORDS!!!
Ed, narrating: Despite being lost for words, Winry yelled at us for the next ten minutes.
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Cindy: Jack and Janet's wedding will be the wedding of the century!
Terri: Took about that long to happen.
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