#source: incorrectborhapquotes

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Hufflepuff: Being cute is really hard because even when you’re angry, people just kinda giggle at you and say ”awh you’re so cute when you’re angry” like no. Recognise my power.

[4-horsemen-of-the-riordanverse]

Percy: To remember how many feet are in a mile, you just gotta use "five tomatoes".

Percy: Five tomatoes sound like five, two, eight, o and there are 5,280 feet in a mile.

Frank: To remember how many meters are in a kilometer you just remember "1,000" because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn't invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[incorrect-the-terror-quotes]

Little: hey Jopson, can you help me with this zipper?

Jopson: of course

Little:

Little: up, Tom

Jopson: Right. Sorry

[komaedanagitotrash1]

Mondo: Believe it or not, but I’ve got a driver’s license. I made it myself.

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Al: Hello 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally stepped on my cat's tail and I need to be arrested

911 operator: Mr. Elric, we’ve talked about this.

[thebulletinhamilton-quotes]

Angelica Schuyler: Are you into carriages?

Lafayette: Yes, it was a true masterpiece of a play to watch

Angelica Schuyler: No, like are you a carriage person?

Lafayette: Like...I can turn into one at will?

[sariahsue]

Adrien: Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest, yeasty eels, good sir.

Tom: What?

Nino: Ignore him.

[wicked-rosie]

Roman: [sniffles]

Virgil: Hey Roman, you okay?

Roman: [sniffles again]

Virgil: [awkwardly hugs him] You know we joke around but if there’s anything that’s upsetting you, you can always come and talk to me… cheer up.

Roman: Um....I have a cold....

Virgil: If anyone finds out what happened in the last few minutes, no one will find you again.

[incorrectanimaniacsquotes]

Yakko: [writing in his diary] Dear diary, how are you? I’m fine.

Yakko:

Yakko:

Yakko: [groaning and continuing] Okay, I’m not fine. You got me. God, you’re good.

[incorrectsides]

Roman, flexing: You see these arms?

Roman: Wii Sports Resort

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Gryffindor, flexing: I put the bi in bicep

Slytherin, not looking up: you also put the bi in bitch

Gryffindor: you put the bi in bitter

[deadsiriuss]

Sirius: It’s like we’re meant to be together. Fate keeps bringing us to each other!

Remus: Sirius, it’s 3 in the morning and you’re literally climbing through my window. How did you even get in here?

Sirius, annoyed: Fate brought me here. I just told you that.

[incorrect-the-terror-quotes]

Crozier, as they arrive to King William's Land: I’ve prepared an itinerary for you all to entirely ignore.

Sir John, ready to drown in his hubris and drag everyone else with him: Which we will.

[komaedanagitotrash1]

Hagakure: When I was a kid my mother told me that the paper strip that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for like a year.

Mondo: They are.

Hagakure: Wait, for real?

Naegi: Why would you believe in it again?!

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Winry: I AM LOST FOR WORDS!!!

Ed, narrating: Despite being lost for words, Winry yelled at us for the next ten minutes.

[incorrect-threes-company]

Cindy: Jack and Janet's wedding will be the wedding of the century!

Terri: Took about that long to happen.