#source: powerless

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

Phineas: At least wear the matching t-shirts with personalized catchphrases I made for everybody

Buford: I don't have a catchphrase

Phineas: [throws him a t-shirt that has "I don't have a catchphrase" printed on it]

Baljeet: Ooh, he is good

[emmikay]

Diomedes: Odysseus, why do you look smugger than usual?

Achilles: Which is already incredibly smug.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Anthony: You know, we Bridgertons didn’t get to where we are by being afraid of hard work.

Anthony: We did it by leveraging a coal monopoly in the 1670s.

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Roach: At least wear the matching t-shirts with personalized catchphrases I made for everybody!

Shope: I don't have a catchphrase.

Roach: [throws her a t-shirt that has "I don't have a catchphrase" printed on it]

Shope: Ooh, he is good.

[the-black-bulls]

[before Noelle joins the Black Bulls, on a party]

Leopold: You're Noelle, right? Let's be friends!!

Noelle: No. People from different royal families can not be friends with each other. It is a myth, like the yeti or the unconditional love of a family.

Mimosa: And she has spent a lot of money in search of both of those things.

Noelle: Although I am making progress on the yeti!

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Brome: At least wear the matching t-shirts with personalized catchphrases I made for everybody Felldoh: I don't have a catchphrase Brome:[throws him a t-shirt that has "I don't have a catchphrase" printed on it] Keyla: Ooh, he is good

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Leela: At least wear the matching t-shirts with personalized catchphrases I made for everybody Narvin: I don't have a catchphrase Leela:[throws him a t-shirt that has "I don't have a catchphrase" printed on it] Romana: Ooh, she is good

[hitchell-mope]

Gil: At least wear the matching t-shirts with personalised catchphrases I made for everybody

Uma: I don't have a catchphrase

(Gil throws her a t-shirt that has "I don't have a catchphrase" printed on it)

Uma: Ooh, he is good

[aslightlydifferentchristmascarol]

Fred: At least wear the matching t-shirts with personalized catchphrases I made for everybody.

Amelie: I don't have a catchphrase-

Fred: [throws her a t-shirt that has "I don't have a catchphrase" printed on it]

Cratchit: Ooh, he is good.

[anime-related]

[this is the show] Mash: Finn! I’m so glad you’re here! I-I mean in a totally non-romantic, comrade-in-arms kind of way. Finn: Aw, Mash

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

Monogram: You know, maybe I ask too much of you

Carl: I agree

Monogram: Maybe if I want something done right, I should just do it myself

Carl: I'd love that

Monogram: I'm trying to say you're incompetent- you don't even feel shame properly

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Strong Sad: You know, maybe I ask too much of you. Strong Bad: I agree. Strong Sad: Maybe if I want something done right, I should just do it myself. Strong Bad: I'd love that. Strong Sad: I'm trying to say you're incompetent. You don’t even feel shame properly!

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

Tiny: Buddy! I wanna go out! C'mon!

Buddy: [sighs] Okay. One lap around the club then we're coming right home.

Tiny: [running circles around Buddy in excitement] YES YES YES

[in the club]

Tiny: YES YES YES

Tiny: Whoo! A drink! [Grabs random drink left on chair and starts chugging it]

Buddy: Tiny! You don't know where that's been! Drop it!

Tiny: [chugs faster before Buddy finally yanks it away from her]

Random dude: Awww, what a cutie! What's her name?

Tiny: Boy!

Tiny: [jumps on guy and tries kissing him]

Buddy: [picks Tiny up] Bad pteranodon! Come on, we're going home.

Tiny, helpless as Buddy carries her home cause of size difference: Nooo! Five more minutes!

[whsprings]

I'm so fucking hungry and tired and thirsty and am I doing anything about it?? no!!

[cozza-frenzy]

I love how out of all our individual alter Systober posts, Roy has probably gotten the most positive attention, and he absolutely deserves it. We love you, Roy - Terry

[idalievu]

Time for my daily thoughts about how Jaws is rife with potential for an anti imperialist anti capitalist analysis