#source: real-time fandub

[totally-correct-ducktales]

Gandra: Hey, Fenton.

Fenton: *on the phone* Hey, Gandra—

Bradford: *also on the phone* WHY IS— NO. You CAN'T be talking to Fenton anymore. You're not talking to Fenton.

Gandra: You're not my DAD, don't fucking tell me what to DO!

Bradford: *still on the phone* STOP CALLING FENTON ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE.

[tyriq-edits]

Red Son has come to make an announcement

Another day, another attempt by me at being funny

[lovesickartgirls]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IS THIS GASLIGHT DISTRICT CONTENT????

Soooo, ya know that one scene in the pilot, around 15:30, where Mel asks Ken if he's proud of her, that reminded me of that one scene of the Sonic '06 Real-Time Fandub.

So yeah, here's that one Snapcube scene, but TGD style:

Ken: Mel?

Mel, turning around to look at him: What is it? What is it, dad?

Ken: I'm... almost proud of you.

Mel: *Le gasp* That's the most proud of me you've ever been!

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ed, holding his unattached automail arm: Top 30 reasons why Ed is sorry - number 5 will surprise you! Winry: Top 30 anime deaths - number 1: Winry, suddenly brandishing a wrench: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW

[incorrect-alnst]

Ivan: Top 30 reasons why Ivan is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Till: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

[megamanincorrectquotes]

Bass: What can I say? I'm a rude, edgy boy. I listen to Blink-182.

Mega Man: Oh, wait, really?

Bass: No. We're not connecting over this. Don't — Don't even try. No. Don't even—

Mega Man: Hey, hey, MCR! MCR, they — they put out a new song, you remember that? You see that? You see that on Twitter?

Bass: I saw that.

Mega Man: I saw it. It was — it was great—

Bass: You're not gonna get me to care about you just because you like MCR!

[alien-slushie]

[What I think would happen if Keith was raise the the BOM and later went to Earth]

Regris: The Desert! Count how many sand there is here Keith! That's your first Earth mission.

Keith: Okay. One...two...three...

Acxa: Why the *Galra Cuss* would you make him do that?!

Regris: It passes the time.

Acxa: It's going to take so long!

Keith: ....9...10...11...

Acxa: Regis; It's going to be so annoying!

Regis: I'm curious what the biggest number is.

Acxa: No he's just gonna be counting forever!

Keith: ...27...28...

[zenless-zone-zero-incorrect]

Billy: After this experience I don’t think I’ll ever feel whole again.

Nicole: Honestly? I feel pretty good about everything that happened in Hollow Zero. It was not bad. We made friends!

Billy: A piece of me is forever sullied and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to experience again

[incorrectpsychonautsquotes]

Raz, finally done beating the butcher: Heheh… I can finally leave

Raz: Lili, I’m coming home sweetie…

Raz, seeing Evil Augustus and at the bottom of the meat circus:

Raz: I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!?

Raz, feeling the water at his feet: OH NO, I’M SO SICK- OH NO WAIT NO NOT AGAIN!

[tyriq-edits]

Good morning everyone. God has let me live another day. And I am about to make it EVERYONE’S problem

Aka another Lego Monkie Kid Edit.

[ladymiraclewings]

Alya Cesaire: Is Luka literally just reciting Smash Mouth but with spoken word? Marinette Dupain Cheng: Listen, I don't want to talk about it.

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

The Plot Of Pizza Tower

(A purple TV lights up, displaying Pizzahead with an angry expression)

"I've come to make an announcement: Peppino Spaghetti is a bitch-ass motherfucker! He put his restaurant near my business! That's right, he took his Italian fucking tiny restaurant out, and put it near MY business, and he said his revenue would be 'THIS-a big!' and I said 'That's disgusting!', so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: 'Peppino Spaghetti, you've got a small restaurant, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller!' AND GUESS WHAT? Here's what MY business looks like!"

(The Pizza Tower emerges from the ground)

"That's right, baby! 5 floors, all pizza, no debt! Look at that, it looks like two mozza balls and some pepperoni!"

(The laser on top begins to charge)

"He took my customers, so I'm gonna TAKE HIS RESTAURANT! That's right, this is what you'll get! MY SUPER LASER PISS!"

(To demonstrate the cannon's power, he fires the laser at a nearby bird, disintegrating it)

"You have one week before the piss stream destroys your restaurant, now get out of my face before I piss on you too!"

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

Max: Neil, do you think I've been a dick to everybody? Neil: Max: I need you to answer me buddy, please. Please tell me I'm a good person. Please, deep down, just tell me I'm a good person. Neil: ...Bitch. You have been so fucking rude. To everyone. All the time.

[headcanons-phb]

The Mimic, imitating William: you wouldn't hurt a man with a voice like mine, would you?

Golden Freddy: I would kill exclusively men with voices like yours.

[wildfluffyappeared]

Jean, half-jokingly yelling at Diluc and Kaeya for fighting: it would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in Tarzan's forest. You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes, you Hot Topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die.

[tyriq-edits]

I made this in 4 minutes so i apologise for the low quality